Graham Kay Performs Stand-Up
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Stand-up comedian Graham Kay didn't know what to make of his suit tailor's veiled question, 'Which way do you lie?'
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Straight as an arrow! 😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@daviddelaney2407
5 жыл бұрын
... so I shouldn't check the BnB listings for him, then. Got it! --Dave, cuz where is HE sleeping?
Best stand up for a long time! He's gonna be "uuuuuge"!!
@nicholassmith7048
5 жыл бұрын
SweetBabyJames78 uuuuuge? I think you meant yuuuuuge. Also, you need to watch more stand up. He's ok but nothing special.
Great standup Graham! Loved it!
It takes a knack to hold down a slow, rambling delivery but this guy has got it! That was a good set.
He reminded me of Seinfeld when he got excited, very good!
@pratn
5 жыл бұрын
"give it some room" 5:02
@vicmartone
5 жыл бұрын
The suit and sneakers are also very Seinfeld like
Yes dude, but did he feel you up, like Joey Tribiani? That's the real question! "Yes, yes they do. *IN PRISON!* ".
Great set! Confident delivery and funny material
Really liked this guy’s set 👍🏼👍🏼
That was good, I hope to see more of him in the future.
I laughed so hard I cried. Loved his delivery.
Lol oh man he was funny straight out the gate just responding to all the applause “yeah yeah hi hi, hi yeah...good” hehehe
*Why do you guys hate this ? This was a Decent stand up* and MUCH MUCH FUNNIER THAN FALLON's JOKES
@ownerdirector4168
5 жыл бұрын
no one hates this bro
@cycleforwardtime
5 жыл бұрын
Aditya Waghmare yeah it’s the shoes....
@nicemimomisu
5 жыл бұрын
Not setting the bar too high, huh?
@hejamodo
5 жыл бұрын
Aditya Waghmare That was an utterly stupid question.
@ProjectFlashlight612
5 жыл бұрын
We hate this because it is not very good, you imbecile
Really funny! Enjoyed this guy's sense of humor.
As someone who more or less lives in his room anyway, 250 square feet sounds like a pretty nice place.
@nicemimomisu
5 жыл бұрын
I had to translate it to meters but yeah, that's what my studio is pretty much. Plus a small hallway and the bathroom. That is kind of all I need to be honest and it fit two people and three cats still pretty comfortably. Although a lot of planning went into where to put everything, especially with the furniture.
@soth1sol
5 жыл бұрын
this guy's a millennial, right? how is 250sq.ft. in any way shocking to him? we're all renting efficiencies, graham, shut up.
@kbanghart
5 жыл бұрын
@@soth1sol oh snap. Don't take it so hard, I thought it was funny.
@soth1sol
5 жыл бұрын
@@kbanghart it kinda is, fair enough
@cftpafan
5 жыл бұрын
That’s less than 16x16 feet. That is, assuming you don’t have a growth defect of some kind, Lea than three of you across each way. Throw in a mini fridge, table and bed and that starts to fill up fast.
8hrs of sleep, must have been doing alright.
@davidwoodward9528
5 жыл бұрын
Pat H He was steaming every morning tho
Very nice Mr. Kay!
Nice job Graham! My tummy hurts from laughing tonight. great jokes--keep up the hard work!
Very well done my friend, congrats
Stephen is not actually there. They film these without him and cut together. Feels weird knowing that.
@touchtm5534
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's a little disrespectful to be just there for the 'important' guests right? A little hypocritical of the all correct and religious Stephen Colbert.
@tainadelcaribe
5 жыл бұрын
I think maybe he’s there for some of them because I’ve watched some where they show him from the side.
@therealcoolio3267
5 жыл бұрын
He’s there for this one, you see him run over to congratulate him at the end
@touchtm5534
5 жыл бұрын
@@therealcoolio3267 Dude, he's just pretending. There was another Video where it was obvious
@therealcoolio3267
5 жыл бұрын
@@touchtm5534 Like another poster said it's probably a mix; some acts that come on might be during the main show taping and other's are at different time. Always check before commenting something like that. Here's an example with Colbert present: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6OuxptsdMXHptI.html
😂 that was hilarious
Omg, after the first shot all I can look at are his feet! That white sneaker/orange sock combo really pops!
He's good - I like him 😂
This was so good. I've seen some of these before and they can be pretty bad. Between the fact that he's a giant, kinda cute, and that he's funny, he could have a really nice career
LOL this was sooooo funny
I dont normally enjoy the comedians on this show... (standup spots) but this guy is actually funny... in a weirdly non-fresh, fresh way? If that makes no sense, you now feel how I feel...
Sounds like his mattress is going to be salty on both sides soon enough.
Hahahaha great set
3:19 ohhhh that's what they mean with supply-side economics.
The question is usually "which way do you dress?" Funny nonetheless.
@nerfthecows
5 жыл бұрын
Ive always been asked with his phrase, but im drawing on a sample size of only 3 so doesn't mean much
@videomissionary
5 жыл бұрын
Must be a Canadian thing
This was really funny!
He's pretty good.
He reminds me of Norm McDonald... he has the same tone and style of delivery
Pretty funny, very nice.
In London the tailor asks "Which side do you dress?" which is even weirder.
This guy made me laugh!!!
Oh he was so good.
Good job buddy! You were always funny.
This was great! This is my life! 🤣🤣
Funny 😄
She left you? I can relate. Let's raise a glass and be sad together, Kay!
*funny asf* 😅 p.s. i havent seen the *sex* side of my matress for a while... its cry time now 😆
I loved it! Graham also has a wonderful podcast about autism from a comedian point of view, humor is the best medicine. It's called Autastic, check it out!
REALLY funny!
very good
Well, that explains why some of my thrift store formal wear is baggy on the right side of the zipper.
Graham cane? Sounds great thanks
Pretty good!
He is funny
He was good.
@morganpharand7892
5 жыл бұрын
Was he now
He was pretty good..
I’d like to meet those guys
I've heard it phrased as "dressing to the left/right". First heard that phrase from Stroker & Hoop. I'm actually a switch hitter in that regard; sometimes I'll dress to the left, sometimes to the right.
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
"What side do you dress?" "Well it depends on who's walking by"
A Canadian comedian who could be playing, millennial Monopoly - There, I said it - Thank you!
He wasn't horrible. Incidentally I also said this about my last shag
fuckin hilarious
He's funny but his timing is weird.
@Otmjv
5 жыл бұрын
Which I found funny
@PABWECG
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. His timing is what really makes it funny. @@Otmjv
@JennaMaBob
5 жыл бұрын
Canadian joke exchange rate.
Just wow
Very good! Except the way he ended it
I like him..
4:04 PTV/PTH in Swedish 🇸🇪
@ingenear
5 жыл бұрын
Left or right carrier in German ;-)
My life story
So Stephen, answer the question, which way do you lie?
He has potential
Can someone explain the maths to me? (I don't really understand the non-metric system). 250 square feet sounds quite big to me - 1 foot is a bit more than thirty centimetres, right? So that would make the flat a bit over 80 square metres, which is like a flat for an entire family round here. Where do I get it wrong?
@Ron_the_Skeptic
5 жыл бұрын
23.22576 m, it is a little larger than a single car garage.
@krystofdayne
5 жыл бұрын
Well no, since when you square it, you have a different proportion. If 1 square foot is 0,3x0,3 meters, then 1 square foot is about equal to 0,09 square meters or let's round it to 0,1. So 250 square feet is more in the ballpark of about 25 square meters
@TheDecWhale
5 жыл бұрын
Remember that when squaring something less than 1, it becomes smaller (and rather quickly as it isn't a linear operation), so a square foot is about 10% of a sq meter, so it becomes smaller rather quickly.
@coffeepie
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!
Black Phillip brought me here
No that grait
It's funny how men NEVER mention this in regerence to clothes to women. Hard and fast rule.
Totally stole that tailer joke from AMC show Hell on Wheels
Well he's unquestionably standing up, so he's nailed that part of his act.......
Why doesn't he have a belt?
@MrOuchiez
5 жыл бұрын
I hate that it drove me nuts through his entire set. I've been trying to not sweat the small stuff as of late, but failed miserably in this particular instance. BAH, GET A BELT!!!
@nicholassmith7048
5 жыл бұрын
Only old men wear belts with a suit. If the trousers fit, there's no need for a belt.
@MrOuchiez
5 жыл бұрын
@@nicholassmith7048 My tailored trousers fit to perfection, but that doesn't stop a belt from being a striking fashion accessory. It breaks up the midsection in a pleasing way in my personal opinion, especially when one's belt matches their shoes. I'm totally alright with being accused of being "old school" when it comes to fashion, as it truly is a matter of personal preference, is it not? To clarify, I am not an old man. Cheers!
@telectronix1368
5 жыл бұрын
He does not wear a belt so that you are forced to confront your fears of stitching, zippers, and other fastenings not being strong enough. "Without a belt," your fears tell you "his trousers will simply fly apart at the top!" Face your fears.
he must be saving his good material
DF
Hint of jerry Seinfeld ..
Another fine specimen for what I would like to find in a man! -minus the gf/wife
Why exactly are the audience laughing?!!!! 😐😐
I've just recently discovered that mine lies to the left.
Was I the only one that legitimately didn’t laugh once during this?
Why does it feel like every time you bring a comedian on, the entire set is about how emasculated they are?
Dude has a weird hairline
This guy sounds much more like a Just For Laughs type than a Netflix special type
I hate how Americans pronounce Graham! It's Grey-am... not Gram...
@maryrosekent8223
5 жыл бұрын
Barry Kelly Not in the U.S., it isn’t. Plus he’s an American, so that’s probably how he pronounces it.
@wolfeman9967
3 жыл бұрын
I hate how Canadians pronounce everything.
White shoes with a suit? Who does he think he is? Michael Jackson?
Not polite enough.
Well, he's got nice ideas, but he spreads them out so thinly that he loses the suspense. He could have delivered the same jokes in half the time with proper timing. That, of course, would have required twice as many jokes to fill the same time, so go figure...
@soth1sol
5 жыл бұрын
entire first minute was fluffernutter
Man Survey: Which way do you lie (or dress)? Lover Survey: Which way does he lie (or dress)? PreDICtion: most will say left.
@nerfthecows
5 жыл бұрын
One for left, also idk how many partners gonna know the answer, I mean not somthin your really gonna randomly mention because aside from watching this its most likely not gonna come up, and ya they see you naked but its not like its hanging off to the side
Well, he _attempts_ stand up, certainly.
As a Canadian I expected funnier. I think he's been living in the US for too long.
Meh. I didn’t even chuckle.
Pretty meh.
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@JW-mx3qg
5 жыл бұрын
2nd!
@Andy666TheBeast
5 жыл бұрын
@@JW-mx3qg 3rd!
@titaniumtreedom
5 жыл бұрын
4th
@jigyeshshah4533
5 жыл бұрын
Sw1ft 69th
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
5 жыл бұрын
Nice guys finish Last tho ;P
Canadian comedian...? Yikes... 🤔
Ah, the problems of rich men. Glad I don't need to worry about such stuff... I think.
I hate when comedians chew the scenery... just say the joke... it's funny or it isn't... if you have to package it with voices or feigned emotion it's not good...
@maddiegeier
5 жыл бұрын
For me it would lose the appeal, part of the joke is the set up and how they tell it. It wouldn't be as funny with out those parts.
so painfully unfunny i turned it off at 4 13
Just so everyone who is a guy understands this... skinny jeans/suit pants are not a thing. It's probably the worst look since bell bottoms. Also this guy is not funny.
@redomega24
5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahparker7286 sure you did.
Seems like Stephen could afford some decent comedians. Horrible 👎🏻😵
Well that wasn't funny at all.
@redomega24
5 жыл бұрын
beyond unfunny. but this is what you get when you try to please the PC crowd.
@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
5 жыл бұрын
This was Better than FALLON comedy
@MrOuchiez
5 жыл бұрын
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n - Although I agree wholeheartedly, you're really setting the bar as low as can possibly be.
@PABWECG
5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I was crying. He was awesome!
Booooring.
I couldn't listen because I hate that suit! ...😠 I want to relax and laugh with a stand-up not feel like I'm looking at a bridegroom or CEO or principal ffs...is different for Stephen because he's a HOST....yeah, I'm not digging his guests, especially musicians or comics, duplicating the hosts look...what is this 1940's formal grey thing going on??...
wow... painfully bad... like, 3/10. Far too slow, shallow, predictable jokes, too much pausing, lingering.
@crini413
5 жыл бұрын
Satyasya Satyasya you're in the minority most of us enjoyed it
@kidfisch
5 жыл бұрын
I liked it
@rudered6448
5 жыл бұрын
Meh. I didn’t like it. His voice is grating.