O’Conner lookin like an multiverse version of Tucker Carlson who steals catalytic converters.

@Secretdawg925

Ай бұрын

😂 bro this is the funniest shit I read in a while

@AmyLLevi

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@dank9237

Ай бұрын

Tucker's illegitimate kid lmaoo

@stope420

Ай бұрын

Tucker dream walking into the multiverse of Dr. Adolph Sponge.

Shawn playing a dangerous game with those shorts

@paynekaufmann403

Ай бұрын

Gonna let the snake out

@DillyBar_666

Ай бұрын

Every Philly comic breaks the “above the fingertips” rule on podcasts

@UniverseWillProvide

Ай бұрын

you are a beautiful man

@RG-tm7uq

Ай бұрын

@@DillyBar_666Is that some schoolgirl dress code talk you’re slinging? 😂

Toyota Tacoma Tommy too busy driving around i see

@MmmmGoodBoy

Ай бұрын

From a guy with a Toyota Tacoma, you’re probably right.

Guarddog almost hanging brain in the beginning of this episode hahahaha

@marcelwaddell6290

Ай бұрын

F'real. Thank the people at Sheath for saving us!

@joef1299

Ай бұрын

The gifted gardiniiii

@notagiantseaslug5523

Ай бұрын

Alpha behavior

Dude tommy and chris must be in a lovers quarrel

@colbycurtis84

Ай бұрын

Chris' cat is sick and was about to die he went back to Austin to check on it. Talked about it last ep

@applejacks8160

Ай бұрын

Ever since he got that teeny tiny twuck, he’s changed.

@markclark1429

Ай бұрын

welcome to the premise

@greg1685

Ай бұрын

To busy in his Tacoma

We need to buy Shawn some big boy pants

Poor nate. Good to see him getting out after his tsa trauma. Stay strong

When 2 out of 3 of the people on the pod admit to crying hysterically within the past few days un prompted and its not even that sorta pod 😂👌👌❤

episode should be called "hey guys stop moving to texas".

We miss you Toyota Tacoma Tommy!! ♥️

I haven’t watched this podcast in a minute but there was something missing in this episode that drew me toward watching it

@seansullivan9086

Ай бұрын

You don’t like Tommy…?

Whoever told y'all Texas is dry heat lied. High heat high humidity in Texas 😂

@EliasSon2

Ай бұрын

especially Austin and the hill country for real

Shawn lookin' like he's either a secret leather daddy or a secret pay pig.

I can’t get enough of the Texas shock. Settle in, boys. You’ll be aiight hahaha

The Chrysler Pacifica is the worst car ever made next to the Durangos😂 poor Chris

The thought of the pool ice truck driving around neighborhoods playing Cold as Ice by Foreigner has me in stitches

Guard Rails looking more and more like Tick Tock from Return To Oz every day. Look it up, kids.

@marcelwaddell6290

Ай бұрын

There's a reason it has to be looked up

@TheOrlandoTrustfull

Ай бұрын

@marcelwaddell6290 Yes, because not knowing things a medal of honor in the Moron Community.

Chris - IDK if it's coincidence but when I moved across the country with my cat, he also developed diabetes. Started eating alot more too, idk if it was stress from changing environments or what, but ya similar thing. We had to give her shots everyday for the rest of her life

@istheman

Ай бұрын

That's odd, it happened to a buddy as well.

@f.mckenzie4212

Ай бұрын

just put it down its a cat

@MrChalac

Ай бұрын

@@f.mckenzie4212 SAD

@markmiciotto5717

Ай бұрын

I’m in the vet field as a tech and this whole series of the move and hearing about the cat I was stressing whole about what if the cat stresses himself into diabetes or getting urinary tract blockage

Love guardrail, bring back Big Chrissy and TSUAVE!

@nate13dog1

Ай бұрын

Bro guard dog stays in the paintttt!! Go Dawgs!!

@Jim900

Ай бұрын

I miss super whatever the fuck a lot

@beansdestroyer

Ай бұрын

@@Jim900 same man, the bog frog big chrissy rules

HellYeah! We got a Panty Boy in the house! 🤘🤘🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

Gardinis knees right in the middle moving like a soundwave

22 mins, only 285 views and now 12 likes? Noticing that tires bump boyz!

shhhhhwwwaaaann gardini

@maxshishkov3386

Ай бұрын

The international superstar SHWWWAAAAAAAN GRADINIIII!

Great crew this episode

Intro says shwan gardini😂😂

The boys move to Austin - a true coming of age story

Supa star. Showing the piece in those shorts

chris gotta come back to portland now smh, bring these two fellas.

Shoutout Chris holding down the fort however i cant wait for tommy to come back and hit me a with a broad ethnic generalization i never realized was accurate before

It was magnolia? Solid. Very solid Chris

35:10 hey Guard-dawg, they have this nifty little lever on the sides of the garage doors that slide into those holes on the track to hold it up. Got you bro!

After he eats he likes to find a corner and go to sleep? C'mon Tommy, its podcast time!!!

O'Connor lookin' like he's asleep even when he's talkin'

@EliasSon2

Ай бұрын

Sharks eyes, 😂😂"its like having a conversation with Jaws" - AYG

guard dawg is a blessing

Gardawg showing out for pride month in a major way

Chris is the soul of stuff Island, Tommy is the spice.

@Lincoln_Vail

Ай бұрын

'old spice' tommy

@BREATHER_

Ай бұрын

I’m not positive Chris has a soul

@plantgirlK88

Ай бұрын

3 banging comments in a row😂👌

@Retarded_Cat

Ай бұрын

@@plantgirlK88hahaha the dawg realm fans are seriously hilarious

I don’t always agree with Tommy’s choice in fashion but he’s right about the Con Man look atm, he is looking 🔥

You did it again boys 🫡

Appreciate this palate cleanser after mssp's adam16 car wreck of a pod!

The Gardoodle is about to pop out

Austin native and Texas most certainly does not have dry heat, maybe up in the panhandle by New Mexico/ Colorado but not down here lol

Mmmmm. This is a good podcast

I can't believe tommy stole money from the podcast. Unforgivable.

Guardawg growing that mane out. Soon he will be challenging the leader of the pride. 41:17 you can see him plotting

Get fire ants established on your property-preferably outside perimeter….most insects eventually relocate or are dispatched by the ants….when I lived in south Florida we never used pest control because eventually only the fire ants inhabited the yard….no roaches no spiders….crickets…..and tragically also my baby brother…..tripped and fell into a pile…stung thousands of times………but you definitely won’t have to pay some jerk offs to spray for bugs

Where the hell has Tommy been?

Fun talking is fun but life serious

Gard dogs crew - the gaunt haunters

Where is tommy. What did you do to him Chris?

41:50 funny when a podcast runs out of steam

Gardinskies the god

This episode was less gay, idk why but keep it up ❤.

Love this pod ..... love the comedy...... gardini your funny as fuck your voice sounds exactly like entire from Winnie the Pooh in human form

Love me some guardinni

The superstar is hilarious if you can read in-between the mumbles

guarddawg gotta get real shorts

Is nate wearing 5 short sleeve shirts

Guards chill dude,you are enough

SHWAN!? haha

Is this how we find out tommy is in jail or rehab?

Shawn put that hog away

LEMAIRES BEARD LOOKS HEALTHY THIS EP. 😮😅

Wheres T3?

Upgraded wops. Get ready for your first Southern summer boys

Turn the volume up

@seansullivan9086

Ай бұрын

It’s literally fine lol

Nate getting thic, must be the texas bbq

Missing 2 shows because of your girlfriends cat is actually insane

What is this mans deal with the shorts

Your about to have the hottest ass girls summer! Y’all will be crying, I can’t wait to watch it !

Where's Tommy? Rehab?

Philly guys moaning about Texas already...looks like that Montana moves is closer rhan we thought!!!

Anti bridgerton

The end of a vape taste like technology. It’s gross.

Shawn Gardinez

Where is the Tommy!

shwarma gardini

Where is tommy

bro you missed shows over a cat, commit to your craft and sacrifice that faulty feline to the comedy gods gahdayum

Shawn the Pacifica you’re thinking of is a completely different vehicle than the current offering from Chrysler

3 dudes who moved to a city because another man moved to that city. I respect the lack of pride.

@sirvixsmasher

Ай бұрын

your respect means literally nothing, living in austin means a lot for rising stand up comedians

Yop

Why is Chris Curtis on?

@B8Em

Ай бұрын

A pocket sized Curtis

Week number two of the turd and friends

@notagiantseaslug5523

Ай бұрын

All hail the turd

Tommy is over eating to feel better about all the T3PO comments.

Get Burke some spelling and editing lessons with the patreon money.

Love it when Shwan makes a pod appearance

It amazes me every day that goes by that no one has ever mentioned how Chris and Matt sound almost identical. Chris is just a tad bit higher but dude, they literally are the same voice how the fuck is that not a bigger topic??? Genuinely mind-blown man just wondering if I'm crazy or what lol

@ETHANR26

Ай бұрын

literally can't tell who's talking on the old test when he's on xD

@sirvixsmasher

Ай бұрын

bigger topic? what is there to say about it?

The way guarddogs manspreading 🥵 PHEW

All my homies hate bridgerton.

Wait, is no one noticing Nate getting wide? Someone mentions food and you just hear heavy breathing from his mic😂😂😂😂

Pretty sure they call it Lagoon June. Never been and haven’t heard anyone say it but it sounds like a good reminder

Guard Dawg has the shakes

Nate complaining about the heat while wearing jeans is bananas

I love this podcast and all, but goddamn Chris never fails to say some off the wall dumb shit!! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Holy shit! O'Connor is starting to look like Tucker Carlson

The roach was at the food truck to collect the rent.🇮🇱

Tommy died

loving the non tommy episodes. now it's a comedy podcast!

Nate lookin' like Childish Gambino but with actual baby fat.

Shawn lose dini! Thank god.