Government Cheese Tunnels & The "Got Milk?" Conspiracy

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Note: My editor refused to remove the picture of "Jimmy Carter", so just imagine what he looks like.
The Bloomberg article by Clint Rainey quoted: www.bloomberg.com/news/featur...
Some graphics were taken from this Milwaukee journal sentinel article: www.bloomberg.com/news/featur...
Ag law center resources on checkoff programs: nationalaglawcenter.org/resea...
Dairyfoods article detailing Domino's campaign screenshotted in the video: www.dairyfoods.com/articles/9...
Motherjones article regarding pizza in schools screenshotted in video: www.motherjones.com/environme...
An interesting USDA report detailing legislation around the 1995 dairy market: www.ers.usda.gov/webdocs/publ...
Timestamps
Intro - 00:00
Aura - 3:06
Cheesy Economics - 6:01
A Temporary Solution - 10:57
The Psyop Begins - 16:38
Manipulative Ethics - 24:59
Somehow even more yapping - 31:17
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  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon21 күн бұрын

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  • @Maxthewire

    @Maxthewire

    21 күн бұрын

    NO! I WANT THE CIA TO STEAL ALL OF MY DATA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Jacobmathews.

    @Jacobmathews.

    21 күн бұрын

    wat

  • @chrisakane9840

    @chrisakane9840

    21 күн бұрын

    Cheese Def is OP now that u mention it. I mean It goes on almost everything.

  • @berhonkusbardledoo

    @berhonkusbardledoo

    21 күн бұрын

    Wendy’s iceberg lettuce boy please make a video about The Boiled One

  • @aetheriox463

    @aetheriox463

    21 күн бұрын

    ew built in advert

  • @crowmudgeon
    @crowmudgeon21 күн бұрын

    "Honey, the neighbor is ranting about the government's subterranean labyrinth again"

  • @spongemanicecone2736

    @spongemanicecone2736

    21 күн бұрын

    "Ya know what that means hun? Means he finally stopped talking about really big people. Count yer blessins"

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @85isaboat53

    @85isaboat53

    21 күн бұрын

    "Honey where did our cheese go?"

  • @erc3338

    @erc3338

    21 күн бұрын

    I didn't even realize it was you until I went to close the tab lmfao

  • @vikerwrath

    @vikerwrath

    21 күн бұрын

    "Really? Well, at least it's a change from giants"

  • @gunnasintern
    @gunnasintern21 күн бұрын

    this video is a ruse meant to deter us from Wendigoon’s own private cheese vault

  • @berhonkusbardledoo

    @berhonkusbardledoo

    21 күн бұрын

    who told you

  • @wowpow2880

    @wowpow2880

    21 күн бұрын

    He knows to much

  • @FathDaniel

    @FathDaniel

    21 күн бұрын

    ​​@@berhonkusbardledooI'm inside Wendigoon goon cave. There is a lot of cheese in barrels.

  • @dummmonke4269

    @dummmonke4269

    21 күн бұрын

    How tf do you think of this AS SOON as the video drops. you HAD to have been planning this bro

  • @mglolz7367

    @mglolz7367

    21 күн бұрын

    I’ve seen it, had to wear a black bag over my head but it was very relaxing

  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV14 күн бұрын

    I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see how death was gonna play into my 5th grade book log pizza party

  • @Wendigoon

    @Wendigoon

    14 күн бұрын

    One of you will probably die of cheese or something

  • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@Wendigoonis... is that a threat? Or... can it be a promise?

  • @Arc_5

    @Arc_5

    4 күн бұрын

    edge?!?!

  • @sp00ky539

    @sp00ky539

    Күн бұрын

    @@Arc_5edge

  • @BendyandBoris15

    @BendyandBoris15

    23 сағат бұрын

    Would’ve never thought to see you here Criss Angel but at the same time it makes sense 😭

  • @DrNiradino
    @DrNiradino15 күн бұрын

    Small brain: Moon is made out of cheese. Big brain: US is made out of cheese.

  • @Balrog-tf3bg

    @Balrog-tf3bg

    7 күн бұрын

    The countries arteries are ran on liquid cheese

  • @KATinBLACK

    @KATinBLACK

    5 күн бұрын

    If I dig under my house, it’s 10x more likely I’ll find cheese than find oil or gold… Actually it’s 20x more likely I’ll find cannibalistic mole people, so I won’t be doing that

  • @noahhoover4008

    @noahhoover4008

    3 күн бұрын

    Why we’re the best babyyy!

  • @NWABA3

    @NWABA3

    2 күн бұрын

    Cheeeeese Gromit

  • @thecursed01

    @thecursed01

    Күн бұрын

    warped brain: the government is working with the skaven under empire and is supplying them with cheese. also #25:55 he insults cheese. must not not insult glorious cheese. yes yes.

  • @ACC-3001
    @ACC-300121 күн бұрын

    Stuffed crust pizza being a government psyop is the most heart breaking thing I've heard in a while

  • @Everettalla

    @Everettalla

    21 күн бұрын

    Im good with it though lol

  • @DeputyFish

    @DeputyFish

    21 күн бұрын

    this is a good psyop "you can eat it in reverse" - goku

  • @x3dfritz0

    @x3dfritz0

    21 күн бұрын

    The heartbreak is from the cheese 😂

  • @henotic.essence

    @henotic.essence

    20 күн бұрын

    And then the government is like WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FAT?!?!?!

  • @southernladyish

    @southernladyish

    20 күн бұрын

    I literally gasped.. truly heartbreaking. Do y’all think I’m going to stop eating stuffed crust though? Hell no. But it will forever be in the back of my head now. Damn you government…

  • @ProbablyJamesVictor
    @ProbablyJamesVictor19 күн бұрын

    "mom, can we get Jimmy Carter?" "We have Jimmy Carter at home" Jimmy Carter at home:

  • @iceticketliongaming806

    @iceticketliongaming806

    19 күн бұрын

    10:58 *Shows picture of Barrack Obama*

  • @ColeBenzo

    @ColeBenzo

    19 күн бұрын

    @@iceticketliongaming806 i was looking for someone to say this lol

  • @jdnchar

    @jdnchar

    19 күн бұрын

    Lmfao, same here!! I was like ‘wtf I got to check the comments, I KNOW I’m not the only one who noticed that’

  • @robin-dm5ji

    @robin-dm5ji

    19 күн бұрын

    i went straight to the comments when i saw that😭

  • @hoddypeak

    @hoddypeak

    18 күн бұрын

    Same here. Thanks Obama

  • @lucidlullaby894
    @lucidlullaby89415 күн бұрын

    “Congratulations, the country has been psyop’ed into eating cheese” Why do we get the most boring cyberpunk dystopia

  • @xenomorphgourmet1005

    @xenomorphgourmet1005

    Күн бұрын

    We'll get there one day...

  • @laserdiscisawesome1263

    @laserdiscisawesome1263

    16 сағат бұрын

    Big mouse wants billions to eat cheese

  • @keashablew7728

    @keashablew7728

    11 сағат бұрын

    @@laserdiscisawesome1263I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @j4dedlyric
    @j4dedlyric15 күн бұрын

    imagine being a reporter and the most currently earth shattering mind blowing report you could get was some guy holding up a moldy cheese block (there are 60 million more of these)

  • @9000ethanator
    @9000ethanator20 күн бұрын

    I can’t believe Wendigoon was found dead by 5 self inflicted gunshot wounds to the back while holding a got milk poster

  • @Teresa_Kleiboeker

    @Teresa_Kleiboeker

    19 күн бұрын

    Got milk?

  • @cody.vagabond

    @cody.vagabond

    19 күн бұрын

    @@Teresa_Kleiboeker Got milk?

  • @Luckie_7

    @Luckie_7

    18 күн бұрын

    I heard he shot himself 5 times in the back actually

  • @sinibun01

    @sinibun01

    18 күн бұрын

    "he needs some MIILK"

  • @okaminokuro

    @okaminokuro

    14 күн бұрын

    @@cody.vagabond Wendigoon sure does!

  • @blueythelizard4857
    @blueythelizard485721 күн бұрын

    Unbeknownst to you, there’s a giant eldritch rat scp that requires a sacrifice of cheese every year to remain dormant.

  • @chemicaldeath9866

    @chemicaldeath9866

    21 күн бұрын

    I would believe that IF the government stopped feeding the rat while saving themselves, which they would've found out how to do by now. As it currently stands they would be continuously feeding the rat to keep the people safe and we all know that WE are NOT a government priority, so this cant be the case cause then that would mean that they're doing their job🤣

  • @Miller09095

    @Miller09095

    21 күн бұрын

    Possibly the Great Horned Rat

  • @Calebgoblin

    @Calebgoblin

    21 күн бұрын

    What do you mean "unbeknownst", no cryptid or secret creature ever has or will exist without Wendi's knowledge

  • @Henrex2000

    @Henrex2000

    21 күн бұрын

    Sheogorat

  • @iaxacs3801

    @iaxacs3801

    20 күн бұрын

    SCP wiki be like "Quick write that down write that down"

  • @Lord_No-brainer
    @Lord_No-brainer3 күн бұрын

    Can we appreciate how great this guy’s vibes are?

  • @keashablew7728

    @keashablew7728

    11 сағат бұрын

    The best vibes. Lol

  • @melodyariel7896
    @melodyariel789615 күн бұрын

    The dairy and grain industries had a LARGE "influence" on the food pyramid...

  • @illdeletethismusic

    @illdeletethismusic

    6 күн бұрын

    glad i have my own food pyramid. meat at the bottom, then fish and seafood, then poultry and eggs, then vegetables, then dairy, then fruit, and finally a little top of grain products and sugary stuff.

  • @chrishealton3830

    @chrishealton3830

    6 күн бұрын

    @@illdeletethismusicI like it, but your first 3 tiers are all meat. Could probably condense them into a single big tier lol

  • @illdeletethismusic

    @illdeletethismusic

    5 күн бұрын

    @@chrishealton3830 they are all important enough to deserve their own tier. if i"m in the mood for fish i wouldn"t want meat or poultry, and vice versa

  • @AC-hj9tv

    @AC-hj9tv

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@chrishealton3830I'm saying!!

  • @cracksmoke7315

    @cracksmoke7315

    2 күн бұрын

    @@illdeletethismusicHis point is likely that they serve the relatively the same purpose nutrition wise, pyramids abt that not taste/texture

  • @bruuuuuuuhh
    @bruuuuuuuhh21 күн бұрын

    "hey maybe i should introduce myself to my new co-workers" me 2 minutes later: 0:00

  • @cmshirlz

    @cmshirlz

    21 күн бұрын

    This genuinely made me lol. Nicely done.

  • @trustworthydan

    @trustworthydan

    21 күн бұрын

    Me too bruh.

  • @TheGuardianssorrow

    @TheGuardianssorrow

    21 күн бұрын

    I just shared Wendigoon to a coworker, and I hope they see the new video first. 😂

  • @berhonkusbardledoo

    @berhonkusbardledoo

    21 күн бұрын

    It’s inevitable. We can’t not tell everyone

  • @IliketheBears

    @IliketheBears

    21 күн бұрын

    Lmfao

  • @salon9417
    @salon941721 күн бұрын

    It was so sad to learn that Wendigoon had passed away due to a tragic incident involving an accidental choking on a 65 pound wheel of American cheese. We will miss you 😥🙏

  • @oliverharris4719

    @oliverharris4719

    21 күн бұрын

    I can still hear him 😭

  • @king_aeron

    @king_aeron

    21 күн бұрын

    Fly high little angel 🙏

  • @chickensalad3535

    @chickensalad3535

    21 күн бұрын

    @@king_aeronidk about “little” after 65 pounds of cheese

  • @Blue-Argyle

    @Blue-Argyle

    21 күн бұрын

    If only he remembered to chew. We will miss him dearly.

  • @king_aeron

    @king_aeron

    21 күн бұрын

    @@chickensalad3535 Fly high moderately oversized angel 🙏*

  • @rotisseriepossum
    @rotisseriepossum12 күн бұрын

    now i want a post-apocalypse story/game where a group of survivors live in the cheese tunnels

  • @Nihilist_Adventure

    @Nihilist_Adventure

    6 күн бұрын

    ### The Cheese Vault The world as they knew it had ended. A cataclysmic event, a mixture of natural disasters and human-made chaos, had decimated cities and turned landscapes into desolate wastelands. In the midst of this, a small group of survivors had found refuge in an unlikely place-the government cheese storage tunnels. These tunnels, hidden beneath the earth in a remote area, had been constructed during the Cold War as a stockpile for emergency food supplies. Stretching for miles, they housed massive quantities of processed cheese, a relic of a time when the government planned for the worst. The group of survivors, ten in total, had stumbled upon the tunnels by sheer luck. Led by Jack, a former urban planner with an uncanny knack for finding hidden places, they had been wandering the ruins of a nearby town when they discovered the entrance. The heavy steel door, slightly ajar, beckoned them into the darkness. Inside, the air was cool and musty, but the tunnels provided safety and, more importantly, sustenance. The cheese, though not gourmet fare, was rich in calories and kept them alive. Each day, they would explore deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels, mapping their surroundings and searching for any additional resources that might be stored away. Among them was Sarah, a resourceful and sharp-witted engineer who had taken on the role of keeping their makeshift camp running. She had rigged up a rudimentary lighting system using salvaged solar panels and batteries, bringing a semblance of normalcy to their subterranean life. Her daughter, Lily, a curious and brave ten-year-old, often followed her on her repair missions, eager to learn and help. Then there was Marcus, a former teacher, who had taken it upon himself to document their experiences. With a notebook and a fading pen, he wrote down their stories, their hopes, and their fears, preserving their humanity in words. His wife, Eliza, a doctor, tended to their wounds and ailments, using her limited supplies with incredible ingenuity. Tensions sometimes ran high in the cramped tunnels, but the group found solace in each other's company. Every night, they would gather in the central chamber, sitting in a circle under the dim light of Sarah's contraptions, and share stories of the world before. It was a ritual that kept them connected to their past and gave them hope for the future. One evening, as they sat together, Jack revealed a new discovery. "I've been exploring the far end of the eastern tunnel," he began, his voice echoing off the stone walls. "I found another set of doors, heavier and more secure than the ones at the entrance." Excitement buzzed through the group. "Do you think there's more food behind them?" asked Tim, a wiry young man who had emerged as the group's scout. "Possibly," Jack replied. "Or maybe even other supplies. But we'll need to work together to get them open. They're locked tight." The next day, armed with makeshift tools and renewed determination, the group set out for the eastern tunnel. It took hours of grueling effort, but finally, the doors gave way. Inside, they found not only more cheese but also crates of preserved fruits, vegetables, and even medical supplies. There were books, clothes, and tools-an unexpected treasure trove. Their find was a turning point. With their immediate survival assured, they began to think about the future. Sarah and Jack discussed the possibility of using the tunnels as a base to start rebuilding. They could venture out in search of other survivors, bring them back to the safety of the tunnels, and slowly, methodically, start to reclaim the world above. As weeks turned into months, the group flourished. They planted a small garden near the tunnel entrance, using seeds they found in the storage crates. They built a rudimentary communication system, hoping to reach others who might still be out there. And through it all, they held onto the hope that one day, they could emerge from the shadows of the tunnels and walk once more under the open sky. In the heart of the cheese vault, among the relics of a bygone era, they found not just survival, but a new beginning. And as they worked together, they realized that the true strength of their group lay not in the food they had found, but in the unbreakable bond they had forged in the darkness.

  • @DrDingsGaster

    @DrDingsGaster

    4 күн бұрын

    I want that game.

  • @catoticneutral

    @catoticneutral

    Күн бұрын

    sounds like an easy place to survive well unless all the cheese has gone bad

  • @stellamariss3335

    @stellamariss3335

    Күн бұрын

    @@catoticneutralwell since most cheese is already fermented it should last for a long time The real problem if you are allergic or lactose intolerant and you’re stuck with only cheese to eat… At least lactose intolerant has pills but most likely you won’t have any if it’s after the apocalypse.

  • @HerrscherPuppet

    @HerrscherPuppet

    20 сағат бұрын

    ⁠@@stellamariss3335 use the cheese as bait for hunting or fishing, problem solved!

  • @Chaos8282
    @Chaos82823 күн бұрын

    Shoe0nHead sent me. I don't generally follow this type of content, but given the attempted takedown of you recently, you now have a new sub. I'll grab my wee ones and check out your cryptids stuff. They love it.

  • @ChaoticNeutralMatt

    @ChaoticNeutralMatt

    3 күн бұрын

    I've loved his content prior, but I did come over again once I finished her video. Good reminder and fun to see what's happening there

  • @keashablew7728

    @keashablew7728

    11 сағат бұрын

    Same. Lol

  • @Zombie-Dude
    @Zombie-Dude21 күн бұрын

    "the government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves under the united states" was all I needed to hear and I was hooked

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @HarvestStudios_38

    @HarvestStudios_38

    21 күн бұрын

    All I needed to be hooked was the notification for a wendigoon video

  • @lourdespachla6516

    @lourdespachla6516

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@p-__so we doin it with farts now eh?

  • @SaintKuro

    @SaintKuro

    21 күн бұрын

    Does this also have anything with the amount of people who went missing in cave systems and canyons

  • @Vaeldarg

    @Vaeldarg

    21 күн бұрын

    The problem here seems to be less the government, and more the lobbyists for Big Dairy. It was all done to keep dairy farmers going, then to save them from their own greed, then the program became "too big to fail", which chained the government to needing to keep it up. By that point, the dairy industry became too influential and so instead of the government removing those unnecessary subsidies, it was made to help the industry with marketing.

  • @ObsidiusPrime
    @ObsidiusPrime21 күн бұрын

    The 'Jimmy Carter' picture had me ROLLING for some reason.

  • @Windwalker88

    @Windwalker88

    21 күн бұрын

    Yeah, i didnt know Jimmy Carter was a black man who changed his name into Barack Obama later in his life

  • @cephalogaming

    @cephalogaming

    20 күн бұрын

    Guess they were into something with the birth certificate after all

  • @NipplezDaClown

    @NipplezDaClown

    20 күн бұрын

    Must be a young photo of Jimmy Carter at 10:59

  • @IamAda

    @IamAda

    20 күн бұрын

    I thought I was going crazy!

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    20 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @Squeb
    @Squeb10 күн бұрын

    Dang. The government really took it to heart when Sheogorath said “CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!”

  • @leroywashington3417
    @leroywashington34177 күн бұрын

    My grandmother was a school cafeteria manager and knew about all of the government food stores and especially all of this with dairy. I remember her explaining all of this to me when I was like 10 but it never seemed strange at all until put into context like this

  • @beans_are_tasty_
    @beans_are_tasty_21 күн бұрын

    "sir you can't dig underground looking for government cheese tunnels, you're ruining the town infrastructure"

  • @KM-hv1jg

    @KM-hv1jg

    21 күн бұрын

    “It’s desert pack rat hours my dude”

  • @GotTheBestLigma

    @GotTheBestLigma

    21 күн бұрын

    "you can't fuckin tell me what to do! Now keep digging, Jebediah....."

  • @koing4193

    @koing4193

    21 күн бұрын

    Imma steal all the cheese to make a whole bunch of grilled cheeses

  • @GotTheBestLigma

    @GotTheBestLigma

    21 күн бұрын

    @yaboi9349 quite possibly, yes. They don't want us to have any access to their kosher lactates

  • @blademasterzero

    @blademasterzero

    21 күн бұрын

    Please put this as the chad vs angry guy meme format. With the digger being chad of course

  • @ayejax5821
    @ayejax582121 күн бұрын

    11:02 “In 1977, Jimmy Carter…” *picture of Obama pops up I was screaming 🤣💀

  • @fidhammer

    @fidhammer

    21 күн бұрын

    I had to scroll to far to someone say this. Haha

  • @diamond6865

    @diamond6865

    21 күн бұрын

    i’m glad u caught that😭😭

  • @edj4843

    @edj4843

    21 күн бұрын

    I thought I was going crazy for a second....

  • @khalilli6613

    @khalilli6613

    21 күн бұрын

    this had me rolling

  • @finnhickory-dick4098

    @finnhickory-dick4098

    21 күн бұрын

    I was wondering if anyone else noticed that! :)

  • @icethefrog6840
    @icethefrog684010 күн бұрын

    The fact that it is government owned will not stop me from making a cartoonish tunnel with a minecart to haul all that cheese onto my own vault

  • @tinekecarlson1220
    @tinekecarlson122011 күн бұрын

    This finally explained why I was not allowed to buy school lunch without getting a carton of milk. I tried one time and brought my own drink. It did not happen again. I disagree about cheese being unhealthy inherently. I think it has more to do with the quality of the cheese. The cheap crap they serve at fast food places is just that. A block of organic raw milk cheddar is only bad if you're over-eating because over-eating is bad. Just my 2 cents.

  • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    9 күн бұрын

    It's entirely dependent on who the person in question is and how they live. No matter how high-quality a cheese is, 9/10 of them are incredibly fat-filled. Not the happy fun olive oil fat. The why does it feel like I'm holding onto another person when I stand up kind of fat. That's all whatever if you're quite active, but take a look at the portion size as well as the nutrition facts next time you buy cheese.

  • @2starSwelling

    @2starSwelling

    Күн бұрын

    Cheese isn’t unhealthy it’s all the shit they put in or with it .

  • @higginswalsan

    @higginswalsan

    23 сағат бұрын

    You’re objectively correct on this. The new anti-milk psyop is designed to condition us into reducing our standard of living and eat vegan chemical slop.

  • @paulinemoira8442
    @paulinemoira844217 күн бұрын

    "Don't eat fast food because the government is manipulating you into buying cheese!" is a lot more motivational than any health argument I've ever heard.

  • @ryanbrown4053

    @ryanbrown4053

    14 күн бұрын

    I don't have to be manipulated, I just love cheese anyways.

  • @JaxxReyes

    @JaxxReyes

    13 күн бұрын

    Poor guy...They already got to him.

  • @TheRealOneWin

    @TheRealOneWin

    11 күн бұрын

    There’s no saving him

  • @hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj

    @hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj

    11 күн бұрын

    ​@@ryanbrown4053 its working

  • @RoseWhitmore

    @RoseWhitmore

    10 күн бұрын

    did you know that the Netherlands is a test colony made by the American government to make cheese consumption seem normal? its true, search it up

  • @bryanturnbow8189
    @bryanturnbow818918 күн бұрын

    I grew up on a dairy farm. My favorite memories are of beautiful sunrises while feeding precious calves, being surrounded by butterflies in vast fields of green, and delivering cheese to the unknowable gods of the dairy labyrinth.

  • @icu3869

    @icu3869

    13 күн бұрын

    Yes, my summers on the farmŕrr

  • @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    @JohnRNewAccountNumber3

    9 күн бұрын

    Biblically Accurate Cheddaring

  • @spicy-slayer

    @spicy-slayer

    Күн бұрын

    Unknowable Gods? Speak for yourself, but I know Craig and Jacob pretty well

  • @keashablew7728

    @keashablew7728

    11 сағат бұрын

    And the smell. Yum

  • @queball685
    @queball6853 күн бұрын

    Great vibes from this guy

  • @dilliondantin
    @dilliondantin14 күн бұрын

    15 seconds in and I'm hooked.... I've been saying for YEARS that there is a conspiracy surrounding the dairy industry, and I am ready to let confirmation bias take me away

  • @thirstybook5068
    @thirstybook506820 күн бұрын

    The “cheese tax” meme has an entirely new meaning now.

  • @RisingSunfish

    @RisingSunfish

    20 күн бұрын

    Cheddar is acceptable Parmesan is fine But a little bit of gouda would-a really blow my mind!

  • @caitchri2426

    @caitchri2426

    20 күн бұрын

    The algorithm is obviously manipulated by the government so that they can push more animals eating cheese videos.

  • @blitzkreiger3395
    @blitzkreiger339521 күн бұрын

    Wallace and Grommit bouta make the biggest dairy heist the world has ever seen

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @zypalitra8080

    @zypalitra8080

    21 күн бұрын

    That'd be absolutely fire, holy fuck.

  • @lykonic1763

    @lykonic1763

    21 күн бұрын

    "There's no cheese and crackers in prison, Grommit! Now, take this banana, and start shooting!" "Grommit! That wasn't the O'Phanagiae Cheese Factory! That was an orphanage!" I literally can't hear Wallace and Grommit without thinking of the dude who made a multi-part series of shorts about how they were gonna blow up a cheese factory and got into a shootout with the cops.

  • @TheHoot133

    @TheHoot133

    21 күн бұрын

    Someone get aardman on the phone

  • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz

    @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz

    21 күн бұрын

    "The -moon is- _caves are_ made of cheeeese"

  • @Shadyguy111
    @Shadyguy11115 күн бұрын

    A very similar thing happened with grains and the food pyramid, except it started with the industry paying the government instead of the other way around.

  • @user-me8hc3bs7i
    @user-me8hc3bs7i15 күн бұрын

    When I was going through school you only had the option for regular milk or chocolate milk. You weren’t allowed to have water with your lunch and if you wanted water, you had to get up and go to the water fountain outside of the lunch room. In high school the milk came with the lunch meal, a bottle of water was an extra charge.

  • @teodorakovacicnovakovic4899

    @teodorakovacicnovakovic4899

    15 күн бұрын

    Hi there from Croatia! Just have listened The Food Revolution.Summit and have heard EXACTLY what you have put here! There are people who were trying to change it - the petition was made - but no way: diary lobby is still strong. Hope it will be changed 🙏❤️🙏

  • @deijix

    @deijix

    12 күн бұрын

    Im lactose intolerant and even though milk made my tummy hurt so bad they literally FORCED ME to take a milk. When I told them I wasn’t gonna drink it and that it’ll just get thrown away they just said “that’s fine, but you have to take a milk” I was like??? But now it makes sense.

  • @joshuahaight7837
    @joshuahaight783721 күн бұрын

    "The government's hoarding cheese..." immediately starts planning a cheese heist.

  • @MillerHarvey-bj8tc

    @MillerHarvey-bj8tc

    21 күн бұрын

    Glad I’m not the only one that thought of this

  • @ca44444

    @ca44444

    21 күн бұрын

    They can’t stop all of us

  • @ermacjones4821

    @ermacjones4821

    21 күн бұрын

    There's 4 of us, we have a team😎

  • @godwarrior3403

    @godwarrior3403

    21 күн бұрын

    You have my sword

  • @echotryniski

    @echotryniski

    21 күн бұрын

    and you have my bow!

  • @vitoc8454
    @vitoc845421 күн бұрын

    Americans: "..Can we have healthcare please?" Government: "Best I can do is caves of cheese"

  • @heart5929

    @heart5929

    21 күн бұрын

    Capitalist cheese caves vs communist free healthcare

  • @surelychordophonic

    @surelychordophonic

    21 күн бұрын

    At least I might get a decent meal here, they probably don't have anything to eat in the commie healthcare mines.

  • @longhairdontcare122

    @longhairdontcare122

    21 күн бұрын

    May I have access to the cave cheese?

  • @longhairdontcare122

    @longhairdontcare122

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@heart5929I pick cheese.

  • @KynickB76

    @KynickB76

    21 күн бұрын

    @@heart5929 Capitalism is when the government interferes with the supply of a good to manipulate its price, obviously.

  • @allenloflin1828
    @allenloflin182815 күн бұрын

    So your telling me I sold all those candy bars in elementary school was just to be bribed to help the government out to get rid of chesse

  • @David-xi7vv
    @David-xi7vv4 күн бұрын

    I saw you getting bullied by that breadtuber and decided to subscribe. You put out good content and deserve all the success!

  • @KnucklesAndBig
    @KnucklesAndBig21 күн бұрын

    I was not ready to essentially hear "stuffed crust pizza is a government psi-op" lmao

  • @lindseykalt3288

    @lindseykalt3288

    21 күн бұрын

    But it's so tasty. Fewer carbs per slice may be the only upside...😊

  • @jimriggs5988

    @jimriggs5988

    21 күн бұрын

    @@lindseykalt3288 Glowie

  • @infinimetrical

    @infinimetrical

    21 күн бұрын

    The only thing I would ever want from Pizza Hut was their stuffed crust pizzas. Can't say the same nowadays.

  • @timewave02012

    @timewave02012

    21 күн бұрын

    The cheese isn't as bad as the excess sugar in the crust and sauce, due to the government subsidizing high fructose corn syrup. The sugars involved might not be HFCS, but subsidizing HFCS keeps Americans addicted to sugar.

  • @commisaryarreck3974

    @commisaryarreck3974

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@timewave02012 Most baby formula contains HFCS I shit you not, the US is that obsessed with it. They will put it in anything and everything

  • @doingnthn
    @doingnthn21 күн бұрын

    An apocalypse comedy where the world is ending and food is running low, so the group of characters go to Kansas City to raid the limestone cave full of government cheese

  • @thedestroyerofworlds8685

    @thedestroyerofworlds8685

    20 күн бұрын

    Fallout 5 side quest

  • @grilledcheese2084

    @grilledcheese2084

    20 күн бұрын

    @@thedestroyerofworlds8685what if the nuclear radiation turned the cheese into some kind of abomination and it’s a big boss battle?

  • @-desertpackrat

    @-desertpackrat

    20 күн бұрын

    And then all they find is 200,000 white boxes of government food pantry dehydrated milk powder. And they get all mad like Woody Harrelson in Zombieland finding a Hostess truck full of Snoballs when he was hoping to find Twinkies.

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    20 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @lauravastag8587

    @lauravastag8587

    20 күн бұрын

    I mean, it really just writes itself 🧀🪤👻

  • @parkerstroh6586
    @parkerstroh65863 күн бұрын

    16:08 “they still by [cheese] up for things like school programs or disaster relief funds” … bro what do you mean!? We have 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in storage and when a hurricane strikes the government is just like “quick! Buy more cheese”.

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht16379 күн бұрын

    Funny side thing about Canadian politics you might be interested in. I’m Canada we have a dairy lobby. Basically the dairy farmers are so powerful, they control a major portion of the Conservative Party and influence other areas of the government to keep their business profitable. Most Canadians know this and don’t care, because it mainly means our ice cream and milk is actually good. Because one of the dairy lobby’s main interest is HATING American dairy. They even got American ice cream labeled “frozen treat” as it doesn’t have enough dairy to be ice cream.

  • @joev3783

    @joev3783

    5 күн бұрын

    Huge Canada W, ngl. We do that with some stuff in the US too, but honestly the higher standard for food the better.

  • @sabrinatscha2554

    @sabrinatscha2554

    3 күн бұрын

    That is so funny

  • @bradleybergen480

    @bradleybergen480

    2 күн бұрын

    Not gonna lie, saying that only one political party is owned by the dairy lobby is silly, the all powerful dairy quota system is definitely more of a liberal policy than a conservative one(though all Canadian parties seem supportive)

  • @DooryardEd
    @DooryardEd19 күн бұрын

    Surprised you didn’t mention how during Covid dairy companies were telling farms to dump millions of gallons of milk to save their profits. My local farm refused and rolled out new flavors of pudding.

  • @kuromielle9976

    @kuromielle9976

    19 күн бұрын

    this is crazy ??

  • @adhamsalem9121

    @adhamsalem9121

    18 күн бұрын

    Let's go

  • @C_PRTCL

    @C_PRTCL

    18 күн бұрын

    I know I’m overlooking the obvious but my pea brain immediately thought and must ask, did you try it? Were the flavors good?

  • @hopecritical-ops5554

    @hopecritical-ops5554

    18 күн бұрын

    ​@@C_PRTCL You are asking the questions that matter!

  • @YungSami

    @YungSami

    17 күн бұрын

    I'm curious about how many flavors of pudding they came up with.

  • @ravynaries
    @ravynaries17 күн бұрын

    When you said 13.5 billion pounds of cheese, a red white and blue tear rolled down my cheek. I've never been more proud of this country.

  • @PormithipicusProductions

    @PormithipicusProductions

    8 күн бұрын

    🇫🇷

  • @Mrow_Yae

    @Mrow_Yae

    6 күн бұрын

    🇨🇿

  • @TheWeirdWritter

    @TheWeirdWritter

    5 күн бұрын

    Synthetic cheese at that

  • @rihian16

    @rihian16

    5 күн бұрын

    🇮🇸

  • @blamblam8743

    @blamblam8743

    5 күн бұрын

    🇨🇺🇨🇷🇨🇿🇰🇷🇸🇮🇹🇭🇬🇧🇳🇱🇲🇭🇲🇸🇲🇾🇱🇷🇷🇸🇸🇰🇸🇽

  • @ryangreen6255
    @ryangreen62553 күн бұрын

    I just got here from Shoeonhead. Thanks, Zane, for calling attention to this channel.

  • @westarrr
    @westarrr14 күн бұрын

    I'm dutch and born in the 90s, I still was told that milk is good for the bones. In fact, I still find it hard to believe it's not, because I've been so conditioned to believe it now. Makes me wonder if we got a dairy board in the netherlands also.

  • @Benji-jj2bg

    @Benji-jj2bg

    2 күн бұрын

    it is good for your bones..? calcium is good for bones. Reduces bone loss as well.

  • @deviantsemicolon618
    @deviantsemicolon61821 күн бұрын

    Uncle: "I dont get political. I try to avoid that type of thing." A couple of beers later: 0:00

  • @chrisspiker5422

    @chrisspiker5422

    21 күн бұрын

    lumbago

  • @userseok1983
    @userseok198320 күн бұрын

    why did i lowkey get goosebumps when you referenced your famous "remember kids, the next time someone tells you; "the government wouldn't do that"... oh yes, they would." line omfg

  • @anderwebb5350

    @anderwebb5350

    20 күн бұрын

    Same

  • @Mqmn

    @Mqmn

    20 күн бұрын

    🤓

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    20 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @tunnfire5287

    @tunnfire5287

    20 күн бұрын

    @@p-__ cap

  • @forte_

    @forte_

    20 күн бұрын

    Because it’s a scary and very true quote.

  • @flaminghive
    @flaminghive9 күн бұрын

    Got a pizza hut ad just as he was explaining the domino's bailout, the bird drones are locked in today

  • @Orpilorp
    @Orpilorp3 күн бұрын

    Free markets in America, my eye! I'm in my 60s, and my digestive system was ravaged the day I was born because the doctors of the 50s started discouraging moms to nurse and make canned milk formula. My mom mixed carnation canned milk, corn syrup, and cod liver oil to deed me instead. Then I was given cartons of milk each day in school. I struggle with dairy products to this day. What they didn't know is that pasteurization kills the enzymes needed to digest the lactose in milk. Governmental interference has always caused problems. Always! We buy raw milk from our local organic dairyman, and I make yogurt with it. Great fact finding Sir!

  • @juiceaddictbosnia

    @juiceaddictbosnia

    2 күн бұрын

    milk itself doesn't contain enough lactase to digest lactose for you. you have to produce it yourself. humans aren't meant to drink milk beyond infancy. some people just aren't capable of making lactase when they're older. You've lost the genetic lottery. I can't imagine how vile your farts smell, raw milk is nasty unless that shit fresh from a cow.

  • @PhattyBolger
    @PhattyBolger21 күн бұрын

    10:57 Jimmy Carter's looking good for 99.

  • @krunoslavsimic6267

    @krunoslavsimic6267

    21 күн бұрын

    He's got that basketball build

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @timthetoolpool

    @timthetoolpool

    21 күн бұрын

    199*

  • @MrLexGr

    @MrLexGr

    21 күн бұрын

    I guess at that point he's just trying to see if anyone's paying attention

  • @AgentEm34

    @AgentEm34

    21 күн бұрын

    I remember Jimmy Carter being whiter

  • @WarRatchet-
    @WarRatchet-21 күн бұрын

    mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid? the neighbors kid: 0:00

  • @dummydiamond

    @dummydiamond

    21 күн бұрын

    best comment

  • @I_Love_Learning

    @I_Love_Learning

    21 күн бұрын

    Sounds like the sort of person you would want to hang out with!

  • @toospooky051

    @toospooky051

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@dummydiamondBest condiment*

  • @madezra64
    @madezra642 күн бұрын

    Wendigoon breathes air. You know who else breathes air? Zane.

  • @CollectedG
    @CollectedG7 күн бұрын

    I heard about the recent drama you're going through and subbed to your channel. Keep up the good work.

  • @benjaminbradley385
    @benjaminbradley38521 күн бұрын

    100% historically accurate picture of jimmy Carter, I’m so happy that wendigoon wasn’t afraid to reveal the truth 11:00

  • @NeonPlanes

    @NeonPlanes

    21 күн бұрын

    It took me a while to find this comment. I was wondering "is no one gonna mention he used a picture of Obama?" Lmao

  • @benjaminbradley385

    @benjaminbradley385

    21 күн бұрын

    @@NeonPlanes I honestly couldn’t find anybody pointing out the Obama picture but I’m just gonna assume he’s trying to figure out if his audience pays attention

  • @shorty6321

    @shorty6321

    21 күн бұрын

    Mr Carter looking younger than usual.

  • @benjaminbradley385

    @benjaminbradley385

    21 күн бұрын

    @@shorty6321 it must be the cameras, he’s looking a little darker too it must be a filter

  • @jasonponce9579

    @jasonponce9579

    21 күн бұрын

    Wendigoon is drip feeding his alternative US history theory.

  • @TH-ul1kf
    @TH-ul1kf21 күн бұрын

    I’m just imagining Isaiah at 2 AM waking up Wendiwife in a Hydrocodone fueled rant, wide bloodshot eyes balancing an open laptop in one hand and all the dairy products in their house in the other. “The Cheese! The pizza parties! It’s all a lie! Get a trashbag help me clear the house of the psyop!”

  • @TH-ul1kf

    @TH-ul1kf

    21 күн бұрын

    All these Highlighted comments wendigoon gives me I should have some sort of official capacity by now. Im unionizing the comment section, comment gang rise up!

  • @interstellarsurfer

    @interstellarsurfer

    21 күн бұрын

    Umm, plz bring the psyop to my house for disposition. :cheese_wedge:

  • @NorthernGreenEyes

    @NorthernGreenEyes

    21 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @cody.vagabond

    @cody.vagabond

    19 күн бұрын

    "Jesse, we need to cook" - vibe

  • @m35926
    @m359263 күн бұрын

    This was a big day for me. I unsubscribed from In praise of shadows and subscribed to Wendigoon

  • @dokidelta1175

    @dokidelta1175

    10 сағат бұрын

    Good trade.

  • @porktonkatsu4649
    @porktonkatsu464911 күн бұрын

    > I meet someone > Im cheesed to meet them > they leave Repeat ad inifinitum

  • @renaissent
    @renaissent21 күн бұрын

    The Dragonborn is losing its mind thinking about the sheer amount of cheese wheels they could get through a single dungeon

  • @rozu7772

    @rozu7772

    21 күн бұрын

    My loot goblin instincts are bad enough when I see a few cheese wheels in that game. I would spend days raiding a cheese wheel tunnel if one got modded in, Alduin and the end of the world can wait!

  • @TheAbsol7448

    @TheAbsol7448

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@rozu7772Monumental underground cheese labyrinth spanning the _ENTIRETY_ of Skyrim?

  • @rozu7772

    @rozu7772

    21 күн бұрын

    @@TheAbsol7448 Guess the world's ending then, unless Alduin happens to wander down a tunnel. 🤷‍♀️ I'm not coming out until ALL of the wheels are mine!

  • @mrbigglezworth42

    @mrbigglezworth42

    21 күн бұрын

    @@TheAbsol7448 You ever REALLY looked at Masser and Secunda? They're actually made of cheese.

  • @TheFlaxCompany

    @TheFlaxCompany

    21 күн бұрын

    Someone should mod it into the game

  • @lunamoona7149
    @lunamoona714921 күн бұрын

    That Jimmy Carter jump scare made me audibly laugh and choke on my noodles. Thanks, Wendi

  • @dmitrilevchenko4628

    @dmitrilevchenko4628

    21 күн бұрын

    Yeah, a very sun tanned Carter

  • @matt6870

    @matt6870

    21 күн бұрын

    I knew it was coming, and still loled

  • @Quakr35

    @Quakr35

    21 күн бұрын

    I laughed so hard I hurt my back.

  • @Kevan_VG
    @Kevan_VG4 күн бұрын

    Just wanna say appreciate you brother don't stop being you

  • @steffenjensen422
    @steffenjensen422Күн бұрын

    Here to drop support after that slightly more chubby version of Noah Samsen attacked you. You told us not to be mean to him, but Imma do something he's gonna hate even more: Being nice to you. It's absolutely crazy the lengths these people go to to smear others, but the times where that kind of BS worked are long gone. From all we can see, you are an exceptionally humble and nice person, keep it up!

  • @hunterscrazychannle
    @hunterscrazychannle21 күн бұрын

    Imagine breaking into an old warehouse and discovering a federal cheese vault.

  • @Numbabu

    @Numbabu

    21 күн бұрын

    Thieves aiming for a rich person’s private vault accidentally hit a cave full of cheese, and the less experienced members make to pick some up, before the grizzled leader barks at them to keep their hands off, they don’t need the feds on them too.

  • @Grace-er9ep

    @Grace-er9ep

    21 күн бұрын

    I would be so happy

  • @somethingedgy2185

    @somethingedgy2185

    20 күн бұрын

    One does exist

  • @user-ek9vo2ub9b

    @user-ek9vo2ub9b

    20 күн бұрын

    Cheese for everyone! Z Sheogorath😊

  • @jt7331
    @jt733120 күн бұрын

    I remember seeing the “got milk?” commercials constantly as a kid, and they specifically stood out to me as strange because they were the only commercials that weren’t advertising a brand, they were just advertising.. milk in general. That was weird to me, like even then I was wondering what their angle was and who it was that they were trying to make money for

  • @swimmerkat3965

    @swimmerkat3965

    20 күн бұрын

    I always just assumed it was some vague government advisory since it seemed to tie so closely to the food pyramid stuff in school. I was too young to know any of the celebrities so maybe that kept me from gettting swept up in the milk hype

  • @Mazer2721

    @Mazer2721

    20 күн бұрын

    I’ve noticed this with cotton too. No brand or specific style of clothing is being advertised. Just “buy cotton clothes.”

  • @trashteamracing8262

    @trashteamracing8262

    20 күн бұрын

    I started developing a sensitivity to dairy around 9 or 10yo. The constant push and messaging about the importance of kids drinking milk was ubiquitous then. I thought there was something wrong with me that I couldn't handle milk.

  • @Mandalaaxo

    @Mandalaaxo

    20 күн бұрын

    I remember that too, I was a teen in the 90s, and I collected the ads from my magazines and put them on my walls. I remember reading the fine print at the bottom like "what is this ad actually for??" But I just liked collecting pictures of all my favorite celebrities 😂 And I've hated milk my entire life due to an extreme allergy as a baby and kid, so my family never drank milk.

  • @zompocalpha1

    @zompocalpha1

    19 күн бұрын

    Got milk was always so clearly referencing Oreos. Even the original commercial was known to be the first major example of soft branding.

  • @Darklovefly
    @Darklovefly6 күн бұрын

    I just wanna thank In Praise of Shadows for kicking up a fuss and introducing me to this channel. I'm surprised this is the first I'm hearing of this channel because its a lot of stuff I'm interested in but thanks to him slandering multiple people people I watch talked about it and I found a new channel to sub to! I'm sorry you're getting pulled into needless drama but know you'll be reaping the rewards of it. Best of luck through it all!

  • @mthequeen4875
    @mthequeen48758 күн бұрын

    To see a video essay on this topic from a creator I love is like whiplash. Previously the only thing I knew about the cheese caves was my ex burst into our dorm room, waking me up in the process, ranted about the cheese caves passionately after being told about them in their Econ class, sipped their water, then bid me to go back to sleep. A similar experience of whiplash.

  • @frank83153
    @frank8315320 күн бұрын

    I hate the government and distrust it fundamentally. But hearing that they helped create stuffed crust pizza started to undo that a bit

  • @laurentroland6847

    @laurentroland6847

    19 күн бұрын

    You do?

  • @paigehansen8944

    @paigehansen8944

    19 күн бұрын

    Well said!

  • @Reiman33

    @Reiman33

    19 күн бұрын

    This proves you are not immune to propaganda. And the best propaganda is genuinely good ideas and the genuine truth. Keep this in mind, always.

  • @BestMeme2031

    @BestMeme2031

    19 күн бұрын

    @@Reiman33A-fuckin-men my brother/sister, America 🔛🔝

  • @fern1fied
    @fern1fied21 күн бұрын

    in elementary school they would bring a cow to school once a year and we had to sit outside and listen to a farmer give a presentation about dairy while his cow just stood there

  • @Ollo-teddo

    @Ollo-teddo

    21 күн бұрын

    It knows it knows it knows it knows

  • @alexsetterington3142

    @alexsetterington3142

    21 күн бұрын

    It just stood there? It must have been depressed because usually they do cool tricks.

  • @ughburgugh

    @ughburgugh

    21 күн бұрын

    This mf ain’t seen a cow fly

  • @stevbe1723

    @stevbe1723

    21 күн бұрын

    I mean what did you expect the cow to do, do tricks?

  • @BobGeanis

    @BobGeanis

    21 күн бұрын

    Why wouldn't she? ​@@stevbe1723

  • @Run_For_Fun_
    @Run_For_Fun_12 күн бұрын

    10:59 Wow! What a really flattering photo of Jimmy Carter.

  • @GhostownKnives
    @GhostownKnives10 күн бұрын

    just here to play and replay your various content in the background of my workshop for 12 hours at a time...cant wait for the video responses that will come soon from everyone...

  • @mason7067
    @mason706721 күн бұрын

    Government cheese tunnels is my favorite conspiracy to explain to people who haven't heard of it. Without fail they think I'm crazy, look it up, and come back completely freaked out and often apologetic.

  • @silkwormchan

    @silkwormchan

    21 күн бұрын

    I've never heard of it before and honestly in the first minute of the vid I honestly thought it's a joke lol

  • @mason7067

    @mason7067

    21 күн бұрын

    @@silkwormchan Now imagine you were hearing about it from some guy you barely know at work. Or a stranger you met on a hike.

  • @Rct3master44

    @Rct3master44

    21 күн бұрын

    This isn't really a conspiracy though. Just kind of a weird thing the federal govenment did.

  • @catbatrat1760

    @catbatrat1760

    21 күн бұрын

    @@mason7067 You sound like a very fun person to be around. /gen

  • @racepolic7455

    @racepolic7455

    21 күн бұрын

    @mason7067 Usually, when I tell people about the cheese tunnels, everyone believes the store, but then they think it's weird that I know about it.

  • @bengunderson712
    @bengunderson71220 күн бұрын

    National guard here- they did it again in 2020 (covid) with excess meats! We handed out hundreds of Dept of Agriculture packed frozen chickens during the National Guard food bank mission

  • @admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547

    @admiralzaalkorisvasqwib-qw2547

    18 күн бұрын

    THE GOVERNMENTS SUBTERRANEAN MEAT TUNNELS

  • @jeffreynagy7112

    @jeffreynagy7112

    17 күн бұрын

    Sounds about right.

  • @6Six6Six6Bruh

    @6Six6Six6Bruh

    17 күн бұрын

    Damn i love the USDA

  • @bridgeywilli87
    @bridgeywilli8720 сағат бұрын

    you gave me the idea for my rural sociology presentation for uni, thank you wendigoon! 🎉

  • @pygmalionsrobot1896
    @pygmalionsrobot1896Күн бұрын

    One of the best channels on YT !! Thanks for making these vids, we love you man. 👍👍

  • @shellybelly4944
    @shellybelly494421 күн бұрын

    Gotta love Isaiah out here getting himself put on literally every list in the government for our education/entertainment needs

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @TheOriginalSeveth

    @TheOriginalSeveth

    21 күн бұрын

    @@p-__oh so you’re not just on Saberspark’s videos

  • @SketchySkullKnight

    @SketchySkullKnight

    21 күн бұрын

    You know his name wow you're so cool

  • @SpaceandGoats

    @SpaceandGoats

    21 күн бұрын

    The crossover i didnt expect in a way no one wanted ​@TheOriginalSeveth

  • @6noswad981

    @6noswad981

    21 күн бұрын

    @@SketchySkullKnightaverage berserk fan

  • @JayleeParker
    @JayleeParker21 күн бұрын

    when he said “president jimmy carter” and a pic of obama popped up i died 💀

  • @FishwicksREAL

    @FishwicksREAL

    21 күн бұрын

    become entrusted as a source of love to your peers. I believe in you.

  • @GustavoRubio

    @GustavoRubio

    21 күн бұрын

    @@FishwicksREAL rambling

  • @FH4Player6397

    @FH4Player6397

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@FishwicksREAL No

  • @VivaSativaMusic

    @VivaSativaMusic

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@FishwicksREALThank you fish lad

  • @FishwicksREAL

    @FishwicksREAL

    21 күн бұрын

    @@GustavoRubio become a force for good. cast out hatred from your heart.

  • @sorusalachite1451
    @sorusalachite145116 күн бұрын

    Another banger video, greet thumbnail, I’m gonna buy the poster rn because I’m re-styling my room and I wanna include all my geeky obsessions like cryptids and stuff, thank you so much! I love the design

  • @The_Emo_Emuz
    @The_Emo_EmuzКүн бұрын

    Happy 24th birthday Wendigoon!

  • @doc_arsenic8595
    @doc_arsenic859519 күн бұрын

    Hey, cheese specialist here! So, cheese is pretty bad for you if you eat it the way the government pushes. Its high in sodium, calories, and cholesterol. But consumed in 1oz servings, its relatively harmless. Pretty decent source of protein actually.

  • @BarelySocialExperiment

    @BarelySocialExperiment

    19 күн бұрын

    Sooooo you work for the dmi undercover cheese huh. So I’m person that has done tons of research on cheese and milk and the reason your theory is wrong is because of casein . Being a cheese specialist you should know that casein when eaten and then broke down by the body is turned into casomorohine which produces similar effects as morphine . Casein when broken down in the body turning into the drug casomorphine produces ten percent of the same effect as morphine on the mu opioid receptors in the human brain this was found out by the 🇺🇸 government in 1979 by 1980 the pharmaceutical industry is already doing studies on humans and animals with a drug known as casein peptides the reason being the drugs the pills of the day are causing people to vomit and have constipation . The government realizes that using casein peptides to make morphine and other similar medications from animal products is easier on the stomach. There is a famous article from the dreaded who the World Health Organization that explains this wonderfuly of course they are for this . I was going to keep dropping facts about this but in short milks protein cheeses protein which is called casein produces a low grade high that works on your mu receptors literally at ten percent of morphine the same exact number a kratom which is gas station dope for those that don’t know and it’s actually one of the points given for it’s legitimacy( drug users don’t run to your neighborhood health store and start buying up all the casein whey powder or casein protein powder because that’s just the powder stripped of its peptides to make morphine the government knows that it would get you high they also just figured out a way to sell you the powder which famously makes people gain weight if your lifting dumbbells that’s a good thing for bigger muscles if your lifting your fork it’s a good thing for your gut. In short casein is the protein in cheese it has natural morphine which gets you high things that get you high are addictive when your addicted and buy 12,16,24 one ounce packages of any drug you will not be able to eat just one. Just look how American cheese is packaged it’s just like drugs a square package wrapped n square baggies for single consumption lmao one more quick fact the cheese and milk are linked to baby breast feeding when your a baby the mothers milk produces thc so when you drink you will get high and want more the mothers milk also produces casein so you will become addicted and want more these are the reasons humans have these drug receptors in the very first place survival casein being in the very first things we got from are mothers is another reason it’s impossible to just eat one slice nostagia,survival instincts really sub conscious things beyond are control big government knows this remember next time you order your seven cheese pizza from a government backed fast food pizza joint think how you feel when you grab that slice you know you shouldn’t eat think how satiated cheese sweaty you feel and remind yourself about these drugs the government are pushing on us. Get out of are life big cheeeeesssseeee lmfao 🧀

  • @MrDylanm842

    @MrDylanm842

    18 күн бұрын

    Cheese specialist? Have you got a dog called gromit by any chance?

  • @alexandralamberton5615

    @alexandralamberton5615

    18 күн бұрын

    Isn't it also dependent on cheese type too? Like those little mozzarella balls are relatively healthy, but brie should be eaten in moderation?

  • @doc_arsenic8595

    @doc_arsenic8595

    17 күн бұрын

    @alexandralamberton5615 yes. The shop I work at occasionally carries mizythra, which is a very chalky and dry goat and sheep blend cheese meant for grating onto food. A serving of mizythra is almost 1000mg of sodium. I ate a small piece and was bloated for two days 😬 so it definitely depends on the type and how much you consume. It's pretty easy to overeat on brie because it's less like a cheese and more like a dip. I can't bring any home with me anymore because I'd legitimately eat the entire thing in one sitting

  • @EricAnimeFreak

    @EricAnimeFreak

    17 күн бұрын

    As someone on ketogenic carnivore diet whose eaten over 160+ pounds of cheese in the last year alone, yet remaining at the same weight after dropping 180 pounds in a single year 3 years ago, I'd argue cheese isn't bad for you. Avoid eating fatty foods with carbs and sugar, or just avoid the carb and sugar altogether. Anecdotally I went from pre-diabetic to an ac1 of 4.5, now can exercise every week for 500 minutes without any pains, and I overall feel better. Cheese is also good for me as I often suffer from salt deficiency, calories wise a block of cheese makes an excellent convenient lunch, the cholesterol issue is a non issue to me as I run on fat for fuel. Cheese is pretty close to a protein gram to fat gram, carb free super food for a ketogenic diet or carnivore diet allowing dairy. All that said, I don't know if I'd be replacing my grass-fed cow cheese with government cheese anytime soon. Yuck.

  • @scottmansfield626
    @scottmansfield62617 күн бұрын

    They are hiding cheese types from us. I was at a Mexican restaurant and the waiter put a cheese dip with some chips on the table next to us that a family was sitting at. I asked the waiter "What type of dip is that?" and he responded "Not your cheese." Like I knew this wasn't my cheese but I still wanted to know what kind of dip it is so I responded " I know that, but I still want to know what it's called. What's the name of this dip?" He looked me dead in the eyes and told me "Not your cheese." I didn't think he got the question. So I asked he again sternly. "I KNOW that, but what is this cheese called?!" His face turned to confusion and he broke eye contact with me. He then responded harshly "Not your cheese!" I grabbed him him by the collar "WHAT TYPE OF CHEESE IS THAT!!!" A waitress across the room responded to me "Queso!". Be safe out there guys. They are hiding the truth from us.

  • @rileyellis5951

    @rileyellis5951

    14 күн бұрын

    I hate you for posting this

  • @mothmaniel

    @mothmaniel

    13 күн бұрын

    this is the most tragic thing ive heard all day.

  • @QuigleyYT

    @QuigleyYT

    12 күн бұрын

    bro when i was in mexico a waiter got really weird to me when i said i wanted a cheese quesadilla. He said 'you understand this is not american cheese? this is white cheese. not your cheese' and i'm like 'yes i understand' and he just kept repeating 'it's white cheese. it's not your cheese. it's white. It's mexican cheese.' with deadly seriousness. I just kept being like 'yep!! fine by me! nbd!' until he brought it. Then he proceeded to watch me eat it and i'm just like 'yep! it's good!'

  • @cyborgcuttlefish6326

    @cyborgcuttlefish6326

    11 күн бұрын

    i had to read the whole before i finally got the joke. i’m so stupid. i’ve seen that joke a million times before and it still got me

  • @CleetusDaFetus

    @CleetusDaFetus

    10 күн бұрын

    Man i was about to hit you with the "and everybody claps" before the joke hit

  • @I_like_fuud
    @I_like_fuud2 күн бұрын

    President: “please leave I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Me: “GIVE ME CHEESE OR GIVE ME DEATH RAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

  • @inkanimates2800
    @inkanimates280010 күн бұрын

    Dude, I wrote an entire essay on this topic last year because its just absolutely insane

  • @dr.hemmington7981
    @dr.hemmington798119 күн бұрын

    Wendigoon: * Being one of the most wholesome creators on this platform. * Also Wendigoon: * Doesn't make a conspiracy theory video unless it involves a substantial body count. * Ah, the duality of man. Isn't it fascinating?

  • @Notthatbrandon

    @Notthatbrandon

    15 күн бұрын

    Those are the ones we need to hear so it's still wholesome

  • @ariananoemimartinez5570

    @ariananoemimartinez5570

    14 күн бұрын

    I read that last part in the SpongeBob narrator voice lols

  • @SpeedyGz_

    @SpeedyGz_

    14 күн бұрын

    That’s called a facade. And your comment is called delusion

  • @cable7763

    @cable7763

    14 күн бұрын

    ​@@SpeedyGz_No

  • @tworandomone8812
    @tworandomone881221 күн бұрын

    Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

  • @p-__

    @p-__

    21 күн бұрын

    My farts are better than Iceberg Boy’s farts 💨

  • @Orpheon640

    @Orpheon640

    21 күн бұрын

    “Cheesy what the fuck are you talking about”

  • @ShrexyGuy

    @ShrexyGuy

    21 күн бұрын

    WALTAH, I'm talking unmitigated access to my mouth for some more of that crys, WALTAH

  • @coachablespoon9838

    @coachablespoon9838

    21 күн бұрын

    @@p-__ The bot can't even get the name right haha

  • @grantandrews4826

    @grantandrews4826

    21 күн бұрын

    "Jesse, we need to curdle."

  • @travisweber4368
    @travisweber43685 күн бұрын

    Just wanted to say I love the content and the king gooner himself 💜

  • @LeSpaghet
    @LeSpaghet3 күн бұрын

    "Babe wake up, wendigoon posted again"

  • @TenbondOfficial
    @TenbondOfficial21 күн бұрын

    Tunnels filled with cheese? This was the last piece of the puzzle I needed to make my comically large pizza.

  • @thememe-museum8669

    @thememe-museum8669

    21 күн бұрын

    Hey somebody left a giant 40ft pineapple laying around if you need it

  • @TenbondOfficial

    @TenbondOfficial

    21 күн бұрын

    @@thememe-museum8669 No, that's fine. Wouldn't want to commit sacrilege

  • @DenianWriter

    @DenianWriter

    21 күн бұрын

    🪨 🗿 🍍

  • @TenbondOfficial

    @TenbondOfficial

    21 күн бұрын

    @yaboi9349 pineapples are too sweet for pizza.

  • @chrisS19019

    @chrisS19019

    21 күн бұрын

    @yaboi9349it’s not that it’s a fruit, it’s that it takes over the flavor of everything into pineapple pizza. It’s good, but it’s only good for me 1 to 2 times a year when I decide I want pineapple pizza. Otherwise if you’re a normal abuser of pineapple pizza we will issue warrants

  • @maineaglexproductions4025
    @maineaglexproductions402521 күн бұрын

    How has NOBODY brought up the random mix up of Wendi clearly saying "Jimmy Carter" and the picture's just Obama😂😂 Edit: I checked the description and the fact that the editor said "nope, I'm not fixing it, it's funnier if I don't" makes this 10× better.

  • @bennyblanco2091

    @bennyblanco2091

    20 күн бұрын

    For some reason I thought he did that on purpose 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @titangirl161

    @titangirl161

    20 күн бұрын

    There's a note in the video description Or it's just common knowledge that Jimmy Carter, much like Steve Martin, was born a poor black child

  • @maineaglexproductions4025

    @maineaglexproductions4025

    20 күн бұрын

    @@titangirl161 Apologies, me big dumb dumb boi

  • @maxruggiero4338

    @maxruggiero4338

    20 күн бұрын

    10:58

  • @littlered6340

    @littlered6340

    19 күн бұрын

    Came to the comments to find this and I had to scroll way too far before seeing it 😂

  • @wvguy7238
    @wvguy72385 күн бұрын

    I lived on the street where Mothman was first sited for 5 years. Wasn't Pt Pleasant. Was Clendenin, WV. About 2 or so hours from Pt. Pleasant.

  • @polloandwolverin0
    @polloandwolverin0Күн бұрын

    Hey wendigoon, I just saw all the controversy over that one guy coming after you in his video, I don't really care about him or what he said. None of it really matters, cause I like your content and I like YOU too. I could find this kind of content with a lot of other competent creators, but you're the only Wendigoon on the Internet so I'll always come back here

  • @MrCashewkitty
    @MrCashewkitty20 күн бұрын

    Funny story. The owner of a paving company i used to work for bought land from a very, very, large Cheese company. When the dirt work started to build his new mansion, they hit a massive, foul smelling pocket of dank, moldy, sticky earth. Come to find out, said cheese company had buried several hundred TONS of cheese there to rot! You could literally smell it a mile away. Lawyers and the court got involved but i really dont know how it all ended up. 😂😂😂

  • @goldenknightsfanatic

    @goldenknightsfanatic

    19 күн бұрын

    very gouda

  • @auntbarbara5576

    @auntbarbara5576

    19 күн бұрын

    🤑🤢🤮

  • @FLPhotoCatcher

    @FLPhotoCatcher

    19 күн бұрын

    Blue Cheese!

  • @Quader417

    @Quader417

    19 күн бұрын

    Do you know which cheese company?👀

  • @MrCashewkitty

    @MrCashewkitty

    19 күн бұрын

    @@Quader417 I do, but I purposefully left it out. Not sure how the court case went down and I don't want some billion dollar company coming at me for slander or whatever. Sounds silly but I've seen it happen

  • @Ivanpah1337
    @Ivanpah133721 күн бұрын

    I didn’t think I would wake up and learn stuffed crust was a psyop.

  • @SaltedPlacenta

    @SaltedPlacenta

    21 күн бұрын

    I work at Pizza Hut and now I’m uncomfortable with the idea of making them

  • @Dan-yy6tt

    @Dan-yy6tt

    21 күн бұрын

    Wake up indeed

  • @Dogan_TM

    @Dogan_TM

    21 күн бұрын

    Capital-storming worthy, I tell ya.

  • @TheEthanEdge
    @TheEthanEdge12 күн бұрын

    The dragonborn: "that.. That's all cheese wheels?..." *heavy breathing*

  • @pipin3d
    @pipin3d3 күн бұрын

    Subscribed for the vibes!

  • @brianahoneybee2487
    @brianahoneybee248720 күн бұрын

    "Government cheese" feels like you are describing a different universe. It legitimately feels like you're describing an alternate universe or an ARG. The cheese conspiracy feels like it would fit perfectly within the monument mythos.

  • @sammowastaken

    @sammowastaken

    19 күн бұрын

    someone make an analog horror about cheese I'm begging you

  • @noname-gh1vr

    @noname-gh1vr

    19 күн бұрын

    ....dont tempt me please. A dairy based ​analog horror is the last thing i need to obsess over lol @sammowastaken

  • @actually-will1606

    @actually-will1606

    19 күн бұрын

    It’s just our insane reality

  • @alienfromlhs1140b

    @alienfromlhs1140b

    18 күн бұрын

    DAIRYDILEMMA - The Monument Mythos

  • @seanlanglois8620

    @seanlanglois8620

    18 күн бұрын

    Grew up on government cheese

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy21 күн бұрын

    Well - any other country reacts to "we have too much cheese": "It's export time!". US: "Make people eat more cheese!".

  • @warbossgegguz679

    @warbossgegguz679

    21 күн бұрын

    Switzerland figured this out centuries ago.

  • @Vaeldarg

    @Vaeldarg

    21 күн бұрын

    That's the power of lobbying. Wendigoon focused on the government, but it's really the dairy industry lobbyists that were responsible.

  • @The0Stroy

    @The0Stroy

    21 күн бұрын

    @Vaeldarg But export money is still money. And it's even better money as it is money from outside going into system, while internal market don't generate surplus.

  • @Vaeldarg

    @Vaeldarg

    21 күн бұрын

    @@The0Stroy Where was it said that they're not also exporting in addition to this?

  • @blake8357

    @blake8357

    21 күн бұрын

    We can’t export processed cheese because the contents of said cheese is illegal to distribute in other countries

  • @powerstation0872
    @powerstation08724 күн бұрын

    Isiah, you have to cover the story of John Jones, the man who got stuck upside down in a cave and ended up dying there. It's easily one of the most terrifying true horror stories I've ever heard of.

  • @Vanethen
    @Vanethen3 күн бұрын

    Just saw Shoe's vid and I came to check the channel out. A government cheese tunnel conspiracy as the first thing I watch? Bro, have a sub. Have a like.

  • @ellanade5283
    @ellanade528319 күн бұрын

    "i don't think this is worth grabbing pitchforks over" me, with a milk allergy, sharpening my pitchfork: aw man...

  • @fro-yo-momma7082

    @fro-yo-momma7082

    19 күн бұрын

    The toilets are the real victims here

  • @garymericano

    @garymericano

    18 күн бұрын

    I don't tolerate intolerance, especially of the lactose variety!

  • @Mwstmrlnd

    @Mwstmrlnd

    17 күн бұрын

    Exactly. This is a crime. The fact more people don't know about is sad. The government is actively killing its citizens with obesity for profit. It's bullshit.

  • @jinx1137
    @jinx113720 күн бұрын

    As someone from Wisconsin, this is the best the government has looked in any of your videos

  • @thexoticbutters2203

    @thexoticbutters2203

    19 күн бұрын

    wisconsin on top today for wendigoon fans

  • @ikitclaw3299
    @ikitclaw32993 күн бұрын

    All things said about you made me love this channel without watching any videos

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