There’s nothing quite as satisfying as raising the child of a bird that hates you into a fine upstanding young gentleman

@gridlock2958

Жыл бұрын

Training the son of a demon to be good.... That sounds like an anime lol

@AstolfoCR

Жыл бұрын

@@gridlock2958 “My son who hates me now has a child I raised as a gentleman and loves me!”

@tavianroberts4423

Жыл бұрын

@@gridlock2958 Baki

@MrJesvi

Жыл бұрын

@@gridlock2958 beezlebub anime

@somedudewatchingyoutube9163

Жыл бұрын

“I raised my kangaroo son to fight my other son and secretly have an affair with my sons wife”

Infinitely funny to me that this man spends the whole day managing his ranch, so to take a break from that once he's done he fires up Minecraft and manages his Minecraft ranch.

@inspirednamehere6166

Жыл бұрын

This is a man who knows what his best life is

@redacted9912

Жыл бұрын

Would be more ironic if he played stardew valley

@GortMinecraft

Жыл бұрын

I don't even have enough time to manage just my Minecraft farms...

@TheRazorHail

Жыл бұрын

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

@richyaranda8088

Жыл бұрын

Wonder if he would enjoy the Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons games as well xp

"Ben loving literally all animals" *"Also Ben intensely beating up that Minecraft panda."*

@Enejeh_2

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, it is just a game

@Ack470

Жыл бұрын

The panda deserved it

@piot69

Жыл бұрын

@@Ack470 WHAT

@crispykfcchicken5888

Жыл бұрын

@@Ack470 I died in a world with 3 STACKS OF DIAMONDS because one of them

@crispykfcchicken5888

Жыл бұрын

(it was also hardcore)

this is my first time discovering this channel and it legitimately feels like a lets play of some kind of survival game its so chaotic and beautiful im subbing for sure edit: extra points for the matthew 4:19 hat and isaiah reference;)

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

wtf that face 7.33

I really like how unobnoxious and patient all the animals are, despite being wild and then there's Kevin

@davidmora5433

Жыл бұрын

Ok I Pull. Up

@wicked3558

Жыл бұрын

Woah, is it that Kevin?

@jekylllawrence

Жыл бұрын

800th like btw

@davidmora5433

Жыл бұрын

@@jekylllawrence nice

@jekylllawrence

Жыл бұрын

@@wicked3558 but dababy is on another level

A little fact about Big ounce is that when he makes that little greeting it’s actually a noise that they make when they are excited and to signal their family of something usually something that is good. It’s more like a “Hoooo-Waaaaahhhhh” when it’s fully developed. Edit: It can also be used to try and grab your attention like an “I’m here papa look at me”

@rainyceiling8095

Жыл бұрын

GORT

@pigeondance

Жыл бұрын

that's so cute!!!!!!!!

@WaifuSlayer

Жыл бұрын

What happened to his WIFE!?

@kariemacmackin5915

Жыл бұрын

@@WaifuSlayer I ate her

@glizzgod6591

Жыл бұрын

GORT

This is the best channel I've ever just randomly come across. Literally watched about 30 of the videos now and not a single one has been boring.

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

it’s adhd humor, it’s designed to never get old and be unpredictable

@Alexis84DE

Жыл бұрын

I literally went down the same rabbit hole 🙈 don’t know how I got here but I’m about 50 videos in and loving every second

6:59 this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

The only channel that never gets boring

@Gacha__girl-ok3dd

Жыл бұрын

yep *

@DERPSTERR101

Жыл бұрын

facts

@jonah8a393

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@FilipKami

Жыл бұрын

Ngl

@simplisticside7523

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

Ben’s living the dream: big ounce follows him anywhere

@1ntel

Жыл бұрын

Big ounce is approaching rapidly

I dread the day when Kevin finally realizes that his beak was not his main weapon all along.

I love how this is my first video and I can already tell Kevin is the one that usually decides violence in the morning 😂😂😂

Watching Gort and Quandale Dingle get progressively more and more friendly is like watching a small youtube channel blow up and gain thousands of subs, keep it up uncle farmer ben!

@silkiest5006

Жыл бұрын

this has 600 likes and no replies

@fancen

Жыл бұрын

no its not

@cripplingbotanist2676

Жыл бұрын

@@fancen kind of, but not really, probably has better comparisons in all aspects

@GortMinecraft

Жыл бұрын

Lol what'ya know... I just so happen to also be a small Minecraft KZreadr named Gort looking to blow up and gain thousands of subs! XD

@DeathsSON213

Жыл бұрын

@@GortMinecraft no

I love watching the capybaras just staring deeply into our souls.

@mailboxxy

Жыл бұрын

yes

@walmartrotisseriechicken

Жыл бұрын

thousand yard stare

@yig_501

Жыл бұрын

100 always loved the capyblapys its awesome seeing them grow

@peytonalexander5300

Жыл бұрын

They're constantly deep in thought, consumed with visions of pulling up to the afterparty.

@ 1:07 Kevin is so intent on attacking Ben that the food he's eating actually falls out of his mouth 😂

@Remiii0

Жыл бұрын

It looks like he's abusing that bird

@oscartjelland9916

Жыл бұрын

@@Remiii0 the bird is abusing him..

@Remiii0

Жыл бұрын

@@oscartjelland9916 uhm, no

@watermel0n779

Жыл бұрын

@@Remiii0 um yes the bird was chasing him down

@KDcoppa

Жыл бұрын

@@Remiii0 just shut up 😂

This is the only channel I can watch 10 videos at a time and not get bored (Never a boring video)

Another flawless Capybara speed run!

@capyboi-776

Жыл бұрын

Okay I pull up, hop out at the after party.

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

@@capyboi-776 i don’t know the words but i’ll keep writing the story

Having an animal trust you that much is such a unique and cool feeling. Knowing that big ounce comes up to you even when there's no food in it for him, he just walks up to you for affection, that's so cool. An animal trusts you that much that he let's his guard down and shows his soft side.

God bless you uncle Ben!

Uncle Ben,you are precious,I love that you teach people about these beautifull animals. You are the precious one,your children to. Big hugs& loves to you & your adorable children,xx

Peak KZread content, never gets old, never gets boring, and never fails to make me laugh, truly one of the top 10 best KZread channels ever.

@Adnkitty

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

Facts, adhd humor will never not be funny

1:39 Ben: Let’s just let the goose into our home Goose: ÆOHG

“You Europeans at” 7:55 had me rolling lmfao

3:25 I had to look up that verse in Isaiah. What a great reference!

Kevin should be in those posters for perseverance. He does NOT give up on trying to make you catch these hands.

@MuffinCapBackBlue

Жыл бұрын

Been watching for at least a year now and Kevin still has that same amount of aggressiion towards the guy as he did when I first watched.

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

wtf that face 7.33

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

he does not give up on trying to make him catch those hands, and he will never let you down throwing those hands

Ben, speaking from experience, don't plant bamboo ANYWHERE. It spreads like crazy and lives in all seasons. It will literally spread throughout your whole ranch if you let it. At the place I used to live in, it looked kind a cool in the back yard, but it added a whole extra chore to deal with when it began to spread.

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

what about in a little pot

I had a insane panic attack and when I watched bens channel, I started to feel better. Best channel on KZread, love ya’ll and love uncle ben.

@markushubergmailcom

Жыл бұрын

👋 I hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace ❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Hamburg Germany, currently living in Key West Florida☀️☀️☀️☀️and you where are you from if i may ask?

@manicbichon5847

Жыл бұрын

That's cos the editing on his videos give your panic attack a panic attack

Man this channel is wild. So much positivity.

i hope u and all the animals are staying cool, that sounds like some terrible heat also a twitch would be awesome

@tavi265

Жыл бұрын

Lived in Texas 110 Heat it is bad

@floams

Жыл бұрын

@@tavi265 i live in texas and passed by this farm once on a trip (it was 112°) edit: well ranch

@C0R3894

Жыл бұрын

@@tavi265 It just reached 115 not to long ago

@WXRRIED.

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't twitch ban you with a very little drop of blood? Also I wouldn't be surprised if he got banned for animal abuse even if its not

@rokatwo

Жыл бұрын

@@tavi265 When I visit Texas the humidity always gets me, Im from Utah where it is dry as shit 24/7

Uncle Ben, always out here making our days.

@finnmason7756

Жыл бұрын

Uncle Ben!?? :'((

You are a crazy, crazy man Uncle Ben. Thank you for taking care of the animals. Love ya xx

Is that Kevin?... Whack! LoL it never gets old. 😂😂😂

They’re learning to play for the afterparty

@elgato1376

Жыл бұрын

Ok I pull up from the after party

@user-zc2ks7pd3d

Жыл бұрын

Balls (just broke a possible chain)

@urnnj

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zc2ks7pd3d balls

@francescogirotti8124

Жыл бұрын

@@urnnj balls

@_tobybooth_

Жыл бұрын

@@francescogirotti8124 balls

the interactions with Kevin are my favorite

@henksnor7682

Жыл бұрын

Best content was Queen playign with Heidi. Im still mad he gave Heidi away.

@orbboom6119

Жыл бұрын

Kevin's the perfect anime antagonist

@-stonk

Жыл бұрын

That chase was epic

Amazing progress from here to today. Even from the house in Austin. Amazing

ur content is so funny and we have similar humor which makes everything better. Plus I love animals so this is so great for me, keep up the great work king, love ya 👍

06:00 Kevin: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?

I could never have my back turned to Kevin for that long. That has to feel like you’re in a Jurassic Park movie

@williammcleroy558

Жыл бұрын

A raptor trapped in a bird's body... Poor fella, lol.

"The masculine urge to provide for myself and my family." then he vogues. Nooooooooo 😂😇

Best channel that I discovered so far this year. Kisses from Poland! 🥳❤️

there is nothing funnier than the food falling out of kevin's mouth as he charges to bite uncle dad farmer ben at 1:09

@subparinternet4014

Жыл бұрын

I'm dieing over here with that lid slap.

@shadowcrj6402

Жыл бұрын

@@subparinternet4014 that slap had me rolling🤣

@noodles7157

Жыл бұрын

I had to pause that shit I just broke my ribs a few weeks ago and I was writhing in pain from the laughter 😂

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

i thought i was the only one who noticed lol

I absolutely love the bond you have with big ounce. As a rat mom, seeing his comfort and seeing him enjoying being around you is so cute.

@peperillo

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, you is

@troombabeluga1021

Жыл бұрын

@@peperillo there is nothing wrong with the sentence tho ?

Loving that you’re getting so many views now. I remember I subbed right after the snowstorm in Austin. Loving the consistent uploads and quality!

1:09 for people whos wondering… no, it doesnt hurt them because he hits them gentley, he says this in his 2nd popular video.

You NEVER want to plant bamboo! It will take over your entire property.

@shokojimhollingsworth3940

Жыл бұрын

So invasive fr

Don't taunt Big Ounce like that regarding his ears. His ears are perfect just the way you are. It looks like we have to remind you that there is evidence he has done *WAR CRIMES!* So in other words...it's best to let him be

@sand9046

Жыл бұрын

Dont ask him what he did in Bosnia during 1986

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

be careful when you mention big ounces ears, he just might commit tax evasion again 😔

"Well I sure do hope that he doesn't commit more war crimes again!"

🎶Ok I pull up Just scrolling thru KZread Minding my own business then I come across this dude Cant stop watching videos of this crazy Texan Manz and all his animals just cured my depression 🤝👨‍🌾

@makskosir7453

Жыл бұрын

wow im literaly in the same position

@RatusTheRat

Жыл бұрын

I got directed to Uncle Ben by a close friend lol

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

bars

Not gonna lie, I would definitely watch an Uncle Ben Minecraft stream. Sounds fun!

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

does he stream?

I love how the Capybaras and Big ounce are super best pals now.

Makes me glad to see him correctly call birds dinosaurs. I love watching these videos.

(Prewarning this is a bit sad) Just want to say I’m sat here with my dog who’s sadly not got long left yet Im still laughing at your videos with tears in my eyes you help a lot of people with what you do me included thank you ❤️

@sanri0hub

Жыл бұрын

❤️

Props to gort to not cheating any speed runs

@badingsikurt

Жыл бұрын

Yeah not like that green blob🤔🤔

@Eggagins

Жыл бұрын

@@badingsikurt DWEAM!?

Gort is very good at minecraft, also *amazing intro, always gets me excited for your videos-*

2:58 interesting, interesting ☠️

6:46 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Player: Nooob Capybara:😒😒😒😒😒

Im convinced that Ben and editing Ben are not the same person

I can’t wait to see the rivers and ponds that have always been there and definitely aren’t manmade

lol the "a hah!" at the end got me good!

you know i think this is definitely quality content, first time watching, or i think first time unless i did a long time back. and i enjoyed it. i will lsub

Gort,quandale,and big ounce are the best trio of all time

1:33 wise words

big ounce hiding between the klabbidieblabbidies is just perfect

4:20 “Look at this man eat-mHEAAUGH-”

Let us take a moment to appreciate the quality videos that Uncle Ben provided for us

Pause at 02:00. That must be the cutest freeze frame I've ever seen. Just Big Ounce chilling between his Blapies, scheming how they'll dig a tunnel under uncle Bens house to escape the upcoming Waco siege.

@soaphope3398

Жыл бұрын

They’re thinking about how they’re about to pull up and hop out at the after party

Thanks for the info editing man

I don’t even care that it’s clickbait his channel is so interesting than other ones idk what’s the feeling but it makes me feel happy thank u for making us smile

Actually, as an European fisherman, the idea of catching a Gar with a carp as livebait sounds pretty amazing.

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

wtf that face 7.33

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

@@alehlete830 u did the timestamp wrong btw

*5:15** how about you don't bite my ankle over there, FatSo* - lololol

This is my favorite "secular" channel on KZread. Great content from a great brother in Christ. God bless you bro

This dude has given me the best content to binge babyyyy

The capy’s being nap buddies with the gopher was adorable

Anyone else say 'WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL' all the time now after hearing uncle Ben say it so often?

There’s never ever a vid that you edit that doesn’t make me either smile/laugh/snort my scotch Thank you Uncle Ben

The quiet *ahah* instead of the usual outro lemon screaming caught me off guard lol

@markushubergmailcom

Жыл бұрын

👋 I hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace ❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Hamburg Germany, currently living in Key West Florida☀️☀️☀️☀️and you where are you from if i may ask?

7:42 Not entirely true! There are actually certain dog breeds that CAN climb up a tree. Like the Catahoula Leopard, Jack Russell terrier, and Treeing Walker coonhound. As well as the New Guinea singing dog, which is not a breed but rather an ancient lineage related to the dingo

@bubbabluehorn

Жыл бұрын

hello again

@pikaboubou

Жыл бұрын

I believe some Tanuki can also climb trees, but I could be mistaken. However, I do know that the Tanuki is the only canid that legitimately hibernates 😁

@pipadoepa

Жыл бұрын

damn uncle ben just got fact checked

@rileyhumphrey.4837

Жыл бұрын

My pit bull tries to climb trees

Never fails... Uncle Ben's fever dreams always make ours day better! We def pulled up on this one

You are my favriot channel now and I found you crispy concords

Being a minecraft channel myself it makes me love your videos so much more with all the minecraft references and music in your videos

I love how every video is sanity slowly declines

The cappy blappies Had dream luck on that speedrun!

Kevin taking a lid to the face was epic 🤣.

I love seeing unique animals and how you put funny twist on it

It looks like a new minecraft speed runner has appeared gort will do amazing things

You have cured Kevin’s anger issues with shield from mine-craft.

i love this channel its so entertaining

Yea you should definitely plant native warm season grasses because they will grow well during the texas summers! Deep roots and grow during the summer

My guy grinds every day to take care of all of his animals, can yall appreciate the patience for this man 🙌

Uncle Ben looking bigger and stronger than ever 💪

this is so funny, good man. so many fun names!

accidentally watched this at 1.25x speed while i was crossfaded and it felt like i died Keep up the good work bro 9/10

Good ole uncle farmer dad Ben, coming through to brighten up this rainy Saturday

Hey Mr. Uncle Ben :) Just wanted to say that I've been binging a lot of your videos and you made me want to take the steps on being a faithful Christian again. I went through some things a while back and lost connection all the way with God, and was afraid to talk to him again. So really appreciate the influence you made for me to get connected better with my faith. Also you seem very exhausted, hope you're taking care of yourself. Take some time if needed man :)

@TheUrbanRescueRanch

Жыл бұрын

Based 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

@williammcleroy558

Жыл бұрын

Just remember God is The Father. We can ALWAYS talk to Him. Though we should approach humbly and with great respect. He is always willing to hear us and never abandons us. He allows us to be tested so we may grow. God IS love. Jesus embodied that notion very literally.

@loganwreckedem9550

Жыл бұрын

How about you stop trying to talk to God and focus on the teachings of christ.

@Vaihox

Жыл бұрын

@@TheUrbanRescueRanch lol did you use a picture of gay men to represent europeans?

@williammcleroy558

Жыл бұрын

@@loganwreckedem9550 Did Jesus not teach us to speak to His Father? He taught us how to properly pray.

I love how you have a magnificent relationship with the White big bird.

This is the type of capybara content I need. I can't find anything else to spend the day besides watching gort and quandale dingle 😍

Dream hasn’t even met his worst enemy yet, name of “Gort”

hahahahahah "oh good morning kevin" smacks the shit out of him, im crying.

These videos always feel like a short. 10 minutes literally feel like 1 minute.

You can also keep some carp for yourself too. They're really nice grilled or fried but they're pretty boney so they're annoying to fillet.