Everyone needs a Glen in their life

@MysteryFaceX

Жыл бұрын

You mean a furry?

@doubletrouble4766

Жыл бұрын

Only Maggie gets that power 🔥 Edit: for anyone who doesn’t understand, Maggie is a character in the walking dead who married another character named Glen who is pretty great

@____-.

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure if a man displayed protective tendencies like this every woman would shun him and other women will say omg your husband is abusive, you can't do anything, he's always there, watching.

@arroxelx3980

Жыл бұрын

​@@MysteryFaceX feathery

@wilow20

Жыл бұрын

​@@doubletrouble4766 damn I was gonna say maggie

The epitome of "he's a little confused but he's got the right spirit"

@WarLambShofars

Жыл бұрын

Haha I like that ❤️‍🔥

@marcellavarella

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@williamleckrone1628

Жыл бұрын

Lol yep he's on the right path.

@AngelCraftYT

Жыл бұрын

1.8 likes and 3 comments. Let's change that

@Graboid104

Жыл бұрын

2.8k likes and 4 comments, lemme fix that

“I always feel like somebody’s watching meeeeee”

@kfjexit16w

10 ай бұрын

Eeeee heeeee!

@STea829

10 ай бұрын

😂 lol fr

@thds4815

8 ай бұрын

And I have no privacy!

@kfjexit16w

8 ай бұрын

@@thds4815 oh oh ohooho

@user-zm4qd4yr3t

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂👏

"Glen has the key components of a perfect husband" Also Glen: *chases away every person and animal that tries to get close to his "wife", follows her everywhere she goes and when he can't he lurks outside the house* Dude Idk to me it's more like key components of a stalker lmao

@tastes-like-straberries

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. She just described a toxic relationship. I guess it's "cute" because its a bird but honestly that would be a fucked up marriage and if Glenn had hands then a case for domestic violence. But ik there will be people who will say (A) I don't get a joke and (B) Glenn is just being protective of a loved one.

@javisbavis

Жыл бұрын

​@@tastes-like-straberries don't forget option (C) Glen will consume your firstborn child

@dominicdalton4346

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@janeemflores

11 ай бұрын

Hahahah

@user-ys3dd3ni4m

10 ай бұрын

Oh no sounds like my hubby for sure 😭 that male who and don’t touch her mindset I kinda like it🤣

😭He starts building a nest for her whenever she gets too still. I love that! That goose is hilarious and a treasure!

@williamsherman9514

Жыл бұрын

Gander.

@PEACEinYESHUA-oj7vc1pk7w

Жыл бұрын

❤😂🤣🤣🤣😭

@davidmunroe-glada2098

Жыл бұрын

Gotta say that’s like getting her ready for the egg 🥚 , that goose has some high expectations… 😂 but the feelings are the same I’m sure!! If only he knew that we mammals don’t operate that way or not in the same way as a goose I’m sure… 😅 ?

@jonslg240

Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how he can smell p..a woman.. even when it isn't his species 😂

@magicmutts1

Жыл бұрын

Ha!! What an amazing relationship you both have! You’re so sweet for letting Glen be your husband 💞👱‍♀️🦢

The bit about him building a nest around her hit me in the feels for some reason, that was adorable.

@blueshoes5145

Жыл бұрын

Right ? That’s unique. A lot of animals get jealous and chase away other animals from their human friend, but the fact he also does this is cute.

@Eucis93

Жыл бұрын

He wants her to have his children

@philipppower4223

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eucis93 🤮🤮🤮🤮

@J.A.huscher

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eucis93 😂

@Saint_Jerome

Жыл бұрын

​@@Eucis93 it's how the Korean kingdom was born.

Geese were used to guard castles back in the day. They are great for sounding the alarm for intruders. They will protect a flock of chickens. He does need a lady goose. He will still protect you and your home.

@UntitledGoosse

9 ай бұрын

If you chill, we chill.

@kaiman593

6 ай бұрын

And they look like a demonized duck

@evanmaldonado9799

5 ай бұрын

Yep, they saved Rome by alerting them when the Gauls were coming, they are more intelligent than most people think and are very protective and loyal! They have been recently used to guard prisons in Brazil and fight crime in China instead of dogs because they are harder to neutralize and have excellent hearing. Everyone is gangster until the goose starts running and squawking.

My husband had a goose for 13 years and she’d chased anyone away from him including his horse. She love to dance with him as they listen to the polka show

They mate for life so Glen will never cheat on you. What a sweetheart.

@Rose.Of.Hizaki

Жыл бұрын

Never gonna run around or desert you

@qusaipen102

Жыл бұрын

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down

@fairygodmomma2313

Жыл бұрын

@@qusaipen102 I remember that song! 👍👍👍👍👍

@letthetunesflow

Жыл бұрын

Poor Glen, sadly he is the one having to watch through the window his forever life mate cheat on him! I bet Glen could make intimate moments a bit more awkward with him staring through the window! Heh…😂

@mercedesclark6510

Жыл бұрын

I need a Glen

Just remember to have separate bank accounts.

@cametochangemyusername-can1295

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious

@loki2240

Жыл бұрын

And don't lay all your eggs in one nest.

@mcallister..b8891

Жыл бұрын

Make sure the nest is in both of your names

@rumpelstiltskin6965

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍

@MuffinHunterX

Жыл бұрын

He's heavily invested in breadcrumbs and worm futures.

Damn Glen has both mad game and a gentleman’s heart. I need to take notes, *honk away the competition*.

@eeanwolf3406

10 ай бұрын

*shoots Glen*

My Maggie Girl was protective of me & my 3 children. I had to make an enclosure around the front door area to prevent her from attacking visitors. I love my sweet Maggie. It's been 31 yrs since she went to goose heaven & I still miss her very much! She was the dearest pet ever & I've had a LOT of pets in my 62 years of life.

That's not a goose. That's Zeus in disguise. She had best watch out.

@fabricofdreams.

Жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Zoose

@kiralight2929

Жыл бұрын

🤣 Someone knows their mythology 👏

@SalmonidSplat

Жыл бұрын

“Goose! Your son has returned! I bring the destruction of Olym-peas!”

@mdhassanullah502

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣..maybe time travelled

@wutgreens443

Жыл бұрын

Based pvz pfp

My dear, you are in an abusive relationship. That goose is stalking you, isolating you from others and restricting your movements. Please alert the authorities and get him thrown in goose prison.

@kuramakun84

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@robbobthecorncobjriii8195

Жыл бұрын

Big oof

@lengocthy

Жыл бұрын

Oh no

@FutureBillionaire1111

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@noxabellus

Жыл бұрын

Literally everyone: glen is the platonic ideal of a man This person:

He may not be a smart goose, but Glen knows what love is... 🤷🏽‍♀️🥰❤️

@mweimorts

10 ай бұрын

And that's all I've got to say about that.

@mistyrain5882

7 ай бұрын

😂

Glenn is a real one. Especially when he’s rockin that tie.

Possessive stalking is really cute when it’s a goose!

@TommyGun1979

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! But still, she claims Glen got all the quality required for being a good husband... 🙄😒

@zenendrahhernz1371

Жыл бұрын

Omg yeah I was gonna say 😂😅 it's cute but in the back of my mind I still thought 🚩*Red Flag* 🚩 😅

@user-jn7bq8wh1e

Жыл бұрын

😅

@yourfriendlymintlemonade

Жыл бұрын

And manly when it's a man .. not stalking tho 🌝

@woudgy

Жыл бұрын

​@@TommyGun1979 maybe she just meant a good goose husband... to another goose

He's a keeper

@TheBeliever1204

Жыл бұрын

haha!

@Onailuj83

Жыл бұрын

YES!!! Everyone needs a possessive partner in their life.

@JayFFAFAlesanaES

Жыл бұрын

​@@Onailuj83Exactly. No one would want this from a real person. It's obsessive, controlling and intrusive. The goose gets away with it cause it's an animal. However, I'm sure there and many so called feminists which just want to have cake and eat it, too.

Get the boy a wife ,good grief 🤔😆😆😆👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️❤️

Him watching the fire to make sure it doesn't hurt her 🤣🤣❤️

A man who is willing to share regurgitated worms is a keeper.

@EmmelineSama

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.. those kisses from Glen must taste especially.. special.

@henrikstomsjo5613

Жыл бұрын

brilliant!

@remoantonie3243

Жыл бұрын

Let's not forgot the eye gouging. That means it's official.

@BeeHatGuy

Жыл бұрын

I wish more women thought this lol jk

@terriheisel1150

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha yeah lol about that lol nice one

Years later she will realize that Glen is an undercover FBI agent.

@mnomadvfx

Жыл бұрын

Bruuuuh, she's British. Wrong country. He's obviously working for the Old Bill.

@penderyn8794

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@mnomadvfx She's Scottish..an old Celtic people The original Brits were the Welsh and Cornish Sssh don't tell the unread English

@salaciousBastard

Жыл бұрын

​@@mnomadvfx MI6?!?

@redinabloogs8477

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@RealG.Washington

Жыл бұрын

​@Mountain Nomad VFX that's where you're wrong. Our FBI has their dirty fingers everywhere

How SWEET is THIS..!!!!

Aww, that's so sweet. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

We didn’t have dogs to protect us growing up. We had 4 very lively and protective geese. They mean business.

@olivermclaren1470

Жыл бұрын

I don't fear guard dogs , but geese ? Nah I'm good

@unfathomable-Zephyr

Жыл бұрын

Geese Mafia

@jonalynbaldoza5508

Жыл бұрын

We had a donkey like that when we were little. He was protective of everyone in the family and loves our Dad. If someone who doesn't belong to the family steps into the fence, our donkey Maiden will try to run them off.

@melanisticmandalorian8909

Жыл бұрын

@@unfathomable-Zephyr Canadian Airforce.

@brmbkl

Жыл бұрын

@@RadioKaos1987 Romans did too. Especially for the alarm sounds.

I just love how he recognizes her mouth as her "beak" 😢❤️

@Dark_Slayer3000

Жыл бұрын

Lots of kisses 😂

@goodrich06

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@obscure.reference

Жыл бұрын

so gross

@najee151

Жыл бұрын

Sugas 😘 😂❤

@OMAR-vk9pi

Жыл бұрын

It’s the nose

New fear unlocked : anatideaphobia ( the fear of being watched by a duck , you can look it up its a real phobia 😂 )

Perfect example of "Hubby's size doesn't matter"

The friend she tells you not to worry about

@duinurmum1298

Жыл бұрын

Can't compete with a friend that builds her a nest 😂

@garnetgun

Жыл бұрын

​@@duinurmum1298 yeah, agreed 👍

@kaitlinmontgomery2750

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😆

@makeupmakeupmakeup7471

Жыл бұрын

😵😂

@jasonwall7751

Жыл бұрын

I thought your profile pic was something on my screen and I tried to wipe it off. 😂

Glen is a great guy. He makes sure no harm comes to her, he’s very affectionate and not afraid of work around the house - he doesn’t think building a nest is women”s. work. We all deserve a Glen.

@MKultrapdx

Жыл бұрын

A man most likely built the home the woman is nesting in. It's a team sport, stop trying to separate everything.

@adrianamartinez9225

Жыл бұрын

😂 right?🙌

@PrinceOfLillies

Жыл бұрын

@@MKultrapdx hahaha bit triggered by a harmless joke…

@pimphandstrong6620

Жыл бұрын

It's a goose not a guy

@annyjayableful

Жыл бұрын

@@PrinceOfLillies Yes, clearly pushed a button there. It's always the guilty that get defensive.

Glen is an absolute G

Find this gentleman a wifey❤❤

Him building her a nest is just too much!!! Omg ! 😍

@yeeebayeeba4268

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. That was cool

@ebonimom6964

Жыл бұрын

He did his best. He love her

@Eduardo_Espinoza

Жыл бұрын

Better than a nest camera 📸

@prithvirajjadhav5500

Жыл бұрын

Birds 🐦 do nest for reproduction ‼️

@damil4717

Жыл бұрын

You sound like you just want a baby 😂🇹🇱

"So how's your life going?" "Not, great, just had to file a restraining order." "Oh no, against an ex?" "A goose, actually."

@justarandomguy7580

Жыл бұрын

Eeh

@slickslim74

Жыл бұрын

Smh 🤨

@ChristofferOrrmalmUtsi

Жыл бұрын

Comical

@silentassassin47

Жыл бұрын

not funny

@CRuM770

Жыл бұрын

​@@silentassassin47 I would have to disagree.

Sadly, we have people who don't value loyalty or see such behaviour as clingy. Good to see you appreciate your feathery husband.

Glen is more manly than most men on earth

@metaLungiez

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Glen is a simp lol

@Nerobyrne

9 ай бұрын

bro if a man did this he'd be in prison, this is stalking ^^ He can only get away with it because he's a goose

@Nerobyrne

8 ай бұрын

@@k.r.99 Considering that I'm familiar with the insane levels of bad faith that conservatives will stoop to, I already know this is a misrepresentation. Yes, I'm calling you a liar.

@doclime4792

7 ай бұрын

​@@k.r.99this is a goddamned lie and you know it! KZread needs a community notes feature like Twitter so we can call this bullshit out.

@Hodaris_Darlin

7 ай бұрын

Glen is a control freak.

My neighbor had five of these beautiful protective geese. We dubbed them "Neighborhood Watch!"

@ianmacfarlane1241

Жыл бұрын

The Ballantine's bottling plant in Dumbarton, (Scotland) used guard geese for decades - from 1959 to 2012. They were responsible for protecting £300m worth of whisky

@guytheincognito4186

Жыл бұрын

​@@ianmacfarlane1241 That's an awesome fact.)

@turdburglar1295

Жыл бұрын

Moved into a new neighborhood in Dallas roughly 5 years ago. Was driving down the street one day, and saw a guy walking down the sidewalk, with 2 geese on each wide. Like he was walking 2 dogs. I slowed down and stuck my head out the window to make sure I wasn'ttrippin.. Saw the guy walk the geese twice a day for years lol

@robzilla8084

Жыл бұрын

Squad

@Eduardo_Espinoza

Жыл бұрын

Watch geese

They are very protective of the ones that they love

@Warlady_

Жыл бұрын

​@Jews did 9/11 tsktsktsk 🤣🤣

@itsmelissa__

Жыл бұрын

@Jews did 9/11 lmao 🤣

@thecrapper6918

Жыл бұрын

​@Jews did 9/11 good luck buddy!

This is too adorable 😍 😭 🤧 💕 the love is genuine from the goose

Peace was never an option

He treats his woman better than some husbands treat their wives 😂

@AlexvandenBosch

Жыл бұрын

Most husbands* 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nousername8947

Жыл бұрын

If a guy showed his genuine care and affection towards his woman like that, he would become the most desired man among the ladies. 😁

@agereartist3763

Жыл бұрын

​@@Peenus-cancerIkr I need a person like this in my life

@San-jx1zd

Жыл бұрын

​@@nousername8947 in what world was that ever true?

@patrick6213

Жыл бұрын

Animal chases off males, best husband ever. Actual human husband chases off males, controlling and toxic 😂

He needs a girlfriend of the goose kind.

@mipmipmipmipmip

Жыл бұрын

Glenn's parents had this discussion with him several times.

@seana9586

Жыл бұрын

yes he needs a femal goose bcs thats not healthy he cant have sex with her and also a goose has needs

@samantham8696

Жыл бұрын

@@mipmipmipmipmip Bahahaha I’m dying!

@mogamadgreyson143

Жыл бұрын

She needs to get him a girlfriend of the feathered persuasion..

Glenn's eyes are dreamy!

If I get stationary for any amount of time Straightaway he starts building a nest 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 what a sweetheart!

@eeanwolf3406

10 ай бұрын

*shoots Glen*

I think it's adorable how she said if she's stationary for any amount of time that Glen starts trying to build a nest. It's cuz he thinks she's laying an egg & their gonna have a baby goose! Aww! 🤗

@T1tusCr0w

Жыл бұрын

🥺 *has something in eye…*

@AntoinMhicArtain

Жыл бұрын

I'd definitely goose her.

@AlexvandenBosch

Жыл бұрын

Someone should tell him it's not going to happen with het though! 😅😅🙈

The little collar and tie was too cute!

@jonslg240

Жыл бұрын

We all know they haven't "done it" yet because he's still super interested 😂😂

@villemondezamor7755

Жыл бұрын

I know right?🤣🤣🤣

@subramanianvenkata3054

9 ай бұрын

just missing a blazer

May you two be blessed with wonderful children.

The tie is perfect 😂

Aweee he was building her a nest!!! That's the ultimate show of affection he could show lol

@eeanwolf3406

10 ай бұрын

*shoots Glen*

@lucamckenn5932

6 ай бұрын

They do that for mating you sick fuk.

@moondoII

2 ай бұрын

@@eeanwolf3406you’re not funny

@SukiraB

18 күн бұрын

That is her past life husband ❤

Key characteristics of a good husband according to this goose farmer: - Scare away other men - Chase away animals - Watch over your wife when she naps - Don't allow your wife near fire - Follow your wife around the house at all times - Build nests around your wife whenever she gets stationary Yeah, sounds about right.

@XxgamerbossXx

9 ай бұрын

You forgot about - trains wifes son for goose fights

Geese are the best! Bad ass, extremely powerful, feisty, extremely intelligent social beautiful friendly lovely... all the good traits! Everyone needs a goose friend in their life!

@doggoadexx2680

Ай бұрын

Ehh no thanks. Don’t need a stalker

@shairaptor1865

Ай бұрын

@@doggoadexx2680 They don't stalk. Geese are better than humans!

@doggoadexx2680

Ай бұрын

@@shairaptor1865 rewatch the video. If a human acted the same way that goose acted, they would be in jail

@shairaptor1865

Ай бұрын

@@doggoadexx2680 haha :D yeah stalkers are obnoxious. but geese would never be as bad as a human. I know that because I'm around geese daily. When I want to be left alone, I go away, same with the geese. Don't imprint a goose on you or else they attach to you, but it's no stalking.

@doggoadexx2680

Ай бұрын

@@shairaptor1865 you are literally comparing geese to humans. Therefore, I refer to them as STALKERS bc you’re giving them HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS

Glen really is a nice goose

If she has an actual human partner, their life is propably quite stressful having to deal with glen.

@loki2240

Жыл бұрын

How do you think Glen feels with another dude living with his wife - in the house? 😆

@darlingdeb7010

Жыл бұрын

​@loki2240 right?! 🤣🤣

@spiritualsnail1584

Жыл бұрын

Also imagine competing with a being as hot and perfect as Glen. You can't win.

@philipphalter926

Жыл бұрын

@@spiritualsnail1584 true

@GoddessofLove77

Жыл бұрын

​@@loki2240 this! 🤣🤣🤣

The way that Glenn was looking down adoringly standing on 1 foot while she was taking a nap in the garden is absolutely precious!! 🥰

Glen is a keeper...

the two of you are so lovelly *-*

I absolutely love the collar and tie on Glen. Makes him proper gentleman……..

@Clos77

Жыл бұрын

Geeseman

@lakraknjeprak2536

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@bucketspree4952

Жыл бұрын

Very dignified

He loves you so much. You’re lucky to have him.

@GlorifiedGremlin

Жыл бұрын

He's lucky to have her. A lot of people would get annoyed by this behavior pretty quickly once the novelty wore off

@secretname3897

Жыл бұрын

Agreed: this is wonderful for both of them. They're both so gentle with each other. I'd love to have a goose as a bodyguard, almost MORE than I'd like to have a dog at my side, if I was out on property.

What a wonderful goose

Glen is so precious 😊

What a sweetheart. I had 3 geese I would visit everyday and we would nap as a flock, with alternating guards, I could call them and from across the lake and they would honk and come flapping my way, I would even take turns carrying them through the walking paths, they would fight for who was next 😂 miss those guys.

@kaitlinmontgomery2750

Жыл бұрын

You would just sleep with geese? I'm so jealous lol. Reminds me of the barn scene from fly away home

@natdizzle4259

Жыл бұрын

@@kaitlinmontgomery2750 beastiality is never okay!

@TheStepmonkey

Жыл бұрын

What happened to ur gooses?

@IAmScared.

Жыл бұрын

@@natdizzle4259 i think they meant like actually sleeping not what you’re thinking, Weirdo.

What an upstanding young gentleman

I need Glen , a Glen in my life !

Omg he's so sweet 😂❤❤❤

Key components of an incredible husband or a over possessive stalker lol

@loki2240

Жыл бұрын

Glen: "Every breath you take..."

@fabi7143

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Seeker0628

Жыл бұрын

​@@loki2240YES!

@Seeker0628

Жыл бұрын

This comment is waaaay underrated!

@traceykoontz2868

Жыл бұрын

That's what I'm thinking

That's adorable. I love when animals get attached to their humans... But sometimes it can be too much for them if they're too attached.

@30pranaypawar17

Жыл бұрын

so i think the duck stepped on her and then St.Peter chained that duck and this woman together for eternity. 🤣💯

@_A4A

Жыл бұрын

I agree, it's super cute but it can actually become too much for both the human & the pet! My dog is a "Velcro Dog" and when you have a 115lb Pitbull attached at your hip, everywhere you go in the house and outside is overwhelming. Especially when I have to leave and go places that I can't take her, boy does she throw a fit and give me attitude!... 🤣😅🤣

This goose have good taste. Really good looking wife indeed

@doggoadexx2680

Ай бұрын

The goose is treated her like a child!

How sweet.

That duck has a better love life than most guys lol

@laposyakin

Жыл бұрын

I'll take a guess and say you're speaking for yourself

@DocNob0dy

Жыл бұрын

For all his efforts he will never get laid for it is an impossibility. You sir on the other hand can change your life so long as you believe in yourself

@TheStepmonkey

Жыл бұрын

​@@zipperstriker Good decision 👍

@Dark_Trap998

Жыл бұрын

That's a Goose

@laposyakin

Жыл бұрын

@@Dark_Trap998 shhhh

Hes putting in all this effort, give him a chance lol

@floresapril7

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@dinakay330

Жыл бұрын

Yes I will buy the fertilized eggs, he would be a wonderful father

@xana7078

Жыл бұрын

She better put out soon

@chrilin5107

Жыл бұрын

​@@dinakay330 yes please, he really deserves it

We all want a Glen ❤😂 🪿

You know You Are loved!!

Thats sweet, he cares about his human pet.

@dovkrumm773

Жыл бұрын

Word

@UmairAli

Жыл бұрын

Lol human pet xD

This is literally my rainbow lorikeet- he goes at people and raises his wings and pins his eyes, then kisses me to make sure i’m okay lol

@softdroid1655

Жыл бұрын

rainbow lorikeets are so cute!! ps what do u mean by 'pins his eyes'?

@leonie7754

Жыл бұрын

@@softdroid1655 she means his pupils get small

@roetemeteor

Жыл бұрын

@@leonie7754 Aka murder eyes.

@defs8073

Жыл бұрын

I don't think you know what literally means

well, stop giving him mixed signals, ya tease. lol

I love Glenn❤❤❤😂😂😂

I need a man like Glen. Exclude the stalking trait.

@Avery_308

Жыл бұрын

Well go find one

@cyberneticsanity

Жыл бұрын

​@@Avery_308alright wise guy, if it's that easy, go find one for them since you think it's so simple

@Jacksbox11

Жыл бұрын

@@Avery_308 Duh???? Why bother commenting?

@Rascal77s

Жыл бұрын

I can build a nest. I think.

@Avery_308

Жыл бұрын

@@cyberneticsanity Like I said.. go find one.

I want someone to look at me the way Glenn looks at his owner. 💗

@silkenaria

Жыл бұрын

Finally! Someone who knows how to spell the name, Glenn, properly.

@HarvestMoon2049

Жыл бұрын

@@silkenaria ☕🌠

@treznor6992

Жыл бұрын

So sad. Try talking to humans one day you might get your wish. Jeez

Hes lovely

Just adorable

PLEASE GET HIM A TRUE GOOSE WIFE

@willowtree6487

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that is what I was thinking, he clearly has a lot of love to give, and it would probably be good for him. But is it true, do they mate for life and would he reject anyone else?

@rustyshackleford2808

Жыл бұрын

@@willowtree6487 yes it is true

@Mdeaccosta

Жыл бұрын

I had a parakeet" husband." Thought I'd get him a real wife. It didn't go well. It's too late. The gander is bonded to her and to her alone. They choose you, not the other way around.

@sqeakyloaf9332

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mdeaccosta Exactly, condescending ass hats who don't know what they're talking about but act like experts in a subject, it's not hard to do research before making yourself look foolish is all I'm trying to say, birds choose their mates, many permanently, and if bonded with a human they will often refuse members of their own species, often with violent rejection

@Mdeaccosta

Жыл бұрын

@Sqeaky Loaf No need for name calling. Maybe they never knew a bird personally.

I can relate. We Glen's are very loyal. We all tend to come from humble beginnings unlike Glenn's. In my case, we were a poor family and couldn't afford a second "n" when I was born. Such hardships make us trustworthy, loyal and protective.

@sallylemon5835

Жыл бұрын

That's 😭😭👍😂

@constantreader4376

Жыл бұрын

Lol!

@aaronbozack830

Жыл бұрын

Are you the original model? And if so then seems like they made a new model dubbed "Glenn".

"I'm not allowed near the fire." 😂😂😂👍👍👍

Good Job Glen ❤

Be careful he’s got jealousy issues 😂

Glen deserves a goose girlfriend...

@adrianaluna3962

Жыл бұрын

Give Glen a female goose!!

@mushypeas9411

Жыл бұрын

He'd chase her off.

@DekGT5mad

Жыл бұрын

​@@mushypeas9411 100% correct she is stuck with him for life now!

@pilarperry6766

Жыл бұрын

HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE!!!🤩🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

@bunn-ii9319

Жыл бұрын

i follow her tiktok, she has tried multiple times! but they are getting him some baby geese this spring so he can be a goose dad since he won't have goslings with any of the female geese

Absolutely adorable ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Beautiful!

Goose better lookin than most men.

@DarkWhiteCrow

Жыл бұрын

especially in oven

@viktorthevictor6240

Жыл бұрын

​@@DarkWhiteCrow Ayo

@hemi5.7awdpursuit5

Жыл бұрын

We all need to revert to become a great goose like him. The world would be a great hybrid place ❤❤❤❤❤

@khieff

Жыл бұрын

🤨

@FlyingDeep030

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkWhiteCrow 😂

The fury in Glenn’s eyes when he was chasing that dude 😂

I love Glen.Hes gorgeous ❤

He starts building a nest for you! I love that!😂😂😂

He is PRECIOUS

Poor Glen doesn’t even realize he’s in the friend zone

she need not think so wild, the goose is just protective and passionate

Glen is even guarding you from the fire you created 😂😍🥹

That goose is a keeper.

@llIlIlIIllIIlllllllIIIlI

11 ай бұрын

Glen W

@eeanwolf3406

10 ай бұрын

*shoots Glen*

@UntitledGoosse

9 ай бұрын

You know it 🗿

I think is so wonderful that they have this Bond And that he truly loves her.... But I also think that he has a need that could only be filled by another goose as a partner. He will always love her just as much but I think he needs a goose companion also 🙂💗 Love and with all the best wishes

@yvetteandjorgenlarsen9753

Жыл бұрын

Well aren't you the smart one

Anatidaephobia - The irrational fear that somewhere, a duck or goose is watching you.

Geese are great guard 'Dogs' ❤ xxx