GOOSE SELF DEFENCE
Dedicated to my good friend Colette, who was viciously attacked by my male goose, all while not dropping the egg she was holding.
.How defend yourself against goose attacks. Do not hurt the goose, and do not let the goose hurt you. This video shows you how survive the pitbull of poultry.
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Gus breed is Toulouse/Chinese
Step 1: grab the goose by it's neck Step 2: Have a chat with the goose Step 3: Judge it's response to your friendly talk and react accordingly
Getting goosed by geese, very problematic, very informative video, everyone should give it a gander
I didnt even know that I needed this video today
Didn't realize until now that I missed you and your content. Good to see you so healthy and happy.
You're back? Lacey is gone to my shock I discovered only yesterday. I just wrote there that I think you're gone forever too. But here you are. Good news. Political incorrect women are a treasure. Too many are gone.
I am an English teacher in school and I warn all my students about geese. I use to have them. Very mean spirited animals.
Thoroughly enjoyed this with my wife and boys
This is wonderful. Great seeing you posting again. Hope you and the family are well.
Love this vid! It's good to see you again. Been a while BraveTheWorld
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
In addition to those other characteristics, they look like they also are able to be sweeties.
That was hilarious. Very unique content. These geese seem like your pets after all is said and done.
Used to have a half-acre pond that I enjoyed fishing in. Through the yrs, cottonmouths began to show up. Couple of geese came in and got rid of them
My daughter loved this lol
Most useful video I’ve seen in a long time. I know an old Orthodox priest who used to keep a Gus, and he told me, Don’t go back there!
Love those pants! We have a lot of geese here in the Chicagoland area. Once they lay an egg, they get super protective!
I was just thinking about your channel the other day. Hope you and your family are doing well!
Good seeing you. Don’t be a stranger. You look great- and the geese too
Cool Geese
Awesome Video, thanks for putting this out there. :)
Welcome back! Lol assuming you survived that last goose attack
I can now protect myself against the goosen!
Most useful video I’ve seen in a long time. I know an Orthodox priest who kept one of these creatures and he told me, Don’t go back there!
Informative and entertaining.
Haha! great video!
Excellent
Braves! You survived! XD Was afraid you might have been icicled in the first weather weapon attack!
people reading this if you want a goose thats less murdery get a muscovey they are almost as big but less staby staby
@JacopoSkydweller
3 жыл бұрын
Less murdery, less staby staby, that made me chuckle.
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
I just got some muscovy ducklings, they're already bullying the chickens and turkeys rofl. Very smart neat ducks...but still slightly aggro
@davidakerlund3551
3 жыл бұрын
@@BraveTheWorldChannel very aggro against other birds they even chase hawks that land in the yard. Big chungus was even beating up a racoon when it got in the coop but very people safe oddly had a racoon this winter get in and he held it off till i got out there with a matchete and helped him end it
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidakerlund3551 amazing. Yes my little male has 0 fear in his eyes. Little shit grabs at everyone but the geese. The geese kinda adopted them...
@davidakerlund3551
3 жыл бұрын
@@BraveTheWorldChannel oh good you have a male muscovey, get ready for some heavy breathing lol. I swear thats how my male gains calories i through breathing heavly at everything that upsets him
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
based
goose whisperer
"Im very sorry, very sorry."
Amazing.
havin fun stayin goose
The pitbulls of poultry, lol.
I have experienced goose meanness first hand. There are a lot of wild geese in New England, even in Boston but they usually don't mess with people unless you approach them
I've been attakced by a wild goose once. When I was out for a run the goose waited until I passed, then it took flight and swooped in to ambush and bump me with its belly. It felt like getting hit in the head with a 10 pound down pillow.
My Grandmother's farm had one when I was in college. Mean son of a gun. Well one day something got it. Don't know what exactly happened except maybe by a fox or coyote. Nice video.
What happened to far and fetched?
Brilliantly funny 😋
Very funny, very informative
For some reason they never touch Fonzie Bulldog but instead act very friendly when he get close. Maybe they change some words in their own way when i dont have a clue. 😊
Hahaha, this was such a wholesome and hilarious video. Post more! We conservative Christians in KS love you! What are the benefits to having geese on the property?
@_sowhat_
3 жыл бұрын
In NC too ^_^
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
They guard your land and warn chickens of hawks!
I would have long since found out what goose tasted like.
More homesteading please!
What breed of geese do you have?
@sylvieschmitt-morel864
8 ай бұрын
Looks like Toulouse geese 🪿…..
I found out that a good juicy kick works as well.
What's the point of having a goose? Do they lay eggs?
Is that last 1 real?
geese are jerks - as they should be
1:56 lolllll
1:21 nah, I doubt this fact is true
One time me and my brother were getting some geese eggs and I told him to watch and guard for me and he said "okay I will" next thing I know one latched on to my back and I couldn't get it off of me LOL and he's over there laughing 😂😂😂😂
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
It's a pretty terrifying experience
@snowwolf-xt6071
3 жыл бұрын
@@BraveTheWorldChannel yes it is! Lol
Goose charges - goose dinner :)
Geese are terrifying. Great video but I am triggered.
1:02 Good because geese are far better than humans, I personally think humans are the most disgraceful species anywhere at all ever. Not all of them obviously... The wing of a goose is really their arm. Also wild geese are not strong enough to break bones unless if they make people fall over on something hard enough to break a bone. Most people think geese break bones... Piss a Swan off and see what happens! They are FAR more powerful and deadly than geese are!
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2:35 Lmao
But they don't attack women too?
how to defend yourself from a goose ? Play dead ( just kidding, more seriously it was a good video )
The meanest ones are also the most delicious.
@BraveTheWorldChannel
3 жыл бұрын
😅
Thanks again! From my experience, if all else fails... it's time to get an ax and a make room in the freezer.
lmaoo,
what breed are they?
bought fucking time ive missed your videos