GOOSE SELF DEFENCE

Dedicated to my good friend Colette, who was viciously attacked by my male goose, all while not dropping the egg she was holding.
.How defend yourself against goose attacks. Do not hurt the goose, and do not let the goose hurt you. This video shows you how survive the pitbull of poultry.
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  • @BraveTheWorldChannel
    @BraveTheWorldChannel3 жыл бұрын

    Gus breed is Toulouse/Chinese

  • @donaldbiden9492
    @donaldbiden94923 жыл бұрын

    Step 1: grab the goose by it's neck Step 2: Have a chat with the goose Step 3: Judge it's response to your friendly talk and react accordingly

  • @cathalmccarthy770
    @cathalmccarthy7703 жыл бұрын

    Getting goosed by geese, very problematic, very informative video, everyone should give it a gander

  • @mwbeck
    @mwbeck3 жыл бұрын

    I didnt even know that I needed this video today

  • @i_notold8500
    @i_notold85003 жыл бұрын

    Didn't realize until now that I missed you and your content. Good to see you so healthy and happy.

  • @angel_machariel
    @angel_machariel3 жыл бұрын

    You're back? Lacey is gone to my shock I discovered only yesterday. I just wrote there that I think you're gone forever too. But here you are. Good news. Political incorrect women are a treasure. Too many are gone.

  • @frankopanklaric
    @frankopanklaric Жыл бұрын

    I am an English teacher in school and I warn all my students about geese. I use to have them. Very mean spirited animals.

  • @nicholaskliese1485
    @nicholaskliese14853 жыл бұрын

    Thoroughly enjoyed this with my wife and boys

  • @jblasutavario9549
    @jblasutavario95492 жыл бұрын

    This is wonderful. Great seeing you posting again. Hope you and the family are well.

  • @redpiller
    @redpiller3 жыл бұрын

    Love this vid! It's good to see you again. Been a while BraveTheWorld

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks man

  • @NeuroPulse
    @NeuroPulse3 жыл бұрын

    In addition to those other characteristics, they look like they also are able to be sweeties.

  • @vikki4now
    @vikki4now3 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious. Very unique content. These geese seem like your pets after all is said and done.

  • @lewiswheeler6444
    @lewiswheeler64443 жыл бұрын

    Used to have a half-acre pond that I enjoyed fishing in. Through the yrs, cottonmouths began to show up. Couple of geese came in and got rid of them

  • @JacksonianT
    @JacksonianT3 жыл бұрын

    My daughter loved this lol

  • @StratKruzer
    @StratKruzer3 жыл бұрын

    Most useful video I’ve seen in a long time. I know an old Orthodox priest who used to keep a Gus, and he told me, Don’t go back there!

  • @lightoftheworld7398
    @lightoftheworld73982 жыл бұрын

    Love those pants! We have a lot of geese here in the Chicagoland area. Once they lay an egg, they get super protective!

  • @anthonyrflores
    @anthonyrflores3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking about your channel the other day. Hope you and your family are doing well!

  • @2010RonnieB
    @2010RonnieB3 жыл бұрын

    Good seeing you. Don’t be a stranger. You look great- and the geese too

  • @RoccoTheDoberman
    @RoccoTheDoberman3 жыл бұрын

    Cool Geese

  • @lawrencemayne1906
    @lawrencemayne19063 жыл бұрын

    Awesome Video, thanks for putting this out there. :)

  • @AB29113
    @AB291133 жыл бұрын

    Welcome back! Lol assuming you survived that last goose attack

  • @jimbojackson4045
    @jimbojackson40453 жыл бұрын

    I can now protect myself against the goosen!

  • @StratKruzer
    @StratKruzer3 жыл бұрын

    Most useful video I’ve seen in a long time. I know an Orthodox priest who kept one of these creatures and he told me, Don’t go back there!

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel3 жыл бұрын

    Informative and entertaining.

  • @Treyxanthean
    @Treyxanthean3 жыл бұрын

    Haha! great video!

  • @abesapien9930
    @abesapien99303 жыл бұрын

    Excellent

  • @cerberus8666
    @cerberus86663 жыл бұрын

    Braves! You survived! XD Was afraid you might have been icicled in the first weather weapon attack!

  • @davidakerlund3551
    @davidakerlund35513 жыл бұрын

    people reading this if you want a goose thats less murdery get a muscovey they are almost as big but less staby staby

  • @JacopoSkydweller

    @JacopoSkydweller

    3 жыл бұрын

    Less murdery, less staby staby, that made me chuckle.

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just got some muscovy ducklings, they're already bullying the chickens and turkeys rofl. Very smart neat ducks...but still slightly aggro

  • @davidakerlund3551

    @davidakerlund3551

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BraveTheWorldChannel very aggro against other birds they even chase hawks that land in the yard. Big chungus was even beating up a racoon when it got in the coop but very people safe oddly had a racoon this winter get in and he held it off till i got out there with a matchete and helped him end it

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@davidakerlund3551 amazing. Yes my little male has 0 fear in his eyes. Little shit grabs at everyone but the geese. The geese kinda adopted them...

  • @davidakerlund3551

    @davidakerlund3551

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BraveTheWorldChannel oh good you have a male muscovey, get ready for some heavy breathing lol. I swear thats how my male gains calories i through breathing heavly at everything that upsets him

  • @mafp22w
    @mafp22w3 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

  • @Ptaku93
    @Ptaku933 жыл бұрын

    based

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa3 жыл бұрын

    goose whisperer

  • @CristoMorelli
    @CristoMorelli3 жыл бұрын

    "Im very sorry, very sorry."

  • @ShirleyBrian
    @ShirleyBrian3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing.

  • @BTChanOSRS
    @BTChanOSRS3 жыл бұрын

    havin fun stayin goose

  • @SkLLzDaTkLLs
    @SkLLzDaTkLLs3 жыл бұрын

    The pitbulls of poultry, lol.

  • @BitcoinMotorist
    @BitcoinMotorist3 жыл бұрын

    I have experienced goose meanness first hand. There are a lot of wild geese in New England, even in Boston but they usually don't mess with people unless you approach them

  • @mickdaggy4091
    @mickdaggy40912 жыл бұрын

    I've been attakced by a wild goose once. When I was out for a run the goose waited until I passed, then it took flight and swooped in to ambush and bump me with its belly. It felt like getting hit in the head with a 10 pound down pillow.

  • @generatorjohn4537
    @generatorjohn45373 жыл бұрын

    My Grandmother's farm had one when I was in college. Mean son of a gun. Well one day something got it. Don't know what exactly happened except maybe by a fox or coyote. Nice video.

  • @randomvids5883
    @randomvids58832 ай бұрын

    What happened to far and fetched?

  • @KathysTube
    @KathysTube3 жыл бұрын

    Brilliantly funny 😋

  • @heartlesscapitalist5985
    @heartlesscapitalist59853 жыл бұрын

    Very funny, very informative

  • @fonziebulldog5786
    @fonziebulldog57863 жыл бұрын

    For some reason they never touch Fonzie Bulldog but instead act very friendly when he get close. Maybe they change some words in their own way when i dont have a clue. 😊

  • @valleyscharping
    @valleyscharping3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha, this was such a wholesome and hilarious video. Post more! We conservative Christians in KS love you! What are the benefits to having geese on the property?

  • @_sowhat_

    @_sowhat_

    3 жыл бұрын

    In NC too ^_^

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    They guard your land and warn chickens of hawks!

  • @AKlover
    @AKlover3 жыл бұрын

    I would have long since found out what goose tasted like.

  • @laurentheheiress98
    @laurentheheiress983 жыл бұрын

    More homesteading please!

  • @Stratinvllc
    @Stratinvllc3 жыл бұрын

    What breed of geese do you have?

  • @sylvieschmitt-morel864

    @sylvieschmitt-morel864

    8 ай бұрын

    Looks like Toulouse geese 🪿…..

  • @hans-christianbauer5947
    @hans-christianbauer59472 жыл бұрын

    I found out that a good juicy kick works as well.

  • @twn5858
    @twn58583 жыл бұрын

    What's the point of having a goose? Do they lay eggs?

  • @johnthomas1224
    @johnthomas12243 жыл бұрын

    Is that last 1 real?

  • @lauryniti1807
    @lauryniti18073 жыл бұрын

    geese are jerks - as they should be

  • @_sowhat_
    @_sowhat_3 жыл бұрын

    1:56 lolllll

  • @lyubaorga3869
    @lyubaorga38692 жыл бұрын

    1:21 nah, I doubt this fact is true

  • @snowwolf-xt6071
    @snowwolf-xt60713 жыл бұрын

    One time me and my brother were getting some geese eggs and I told him to watch and guard for me and he said "okay I will" next thing I know one latched on to my back and I couldn't get it off of me LOL and he's over there laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a pretty terrifying experience

  • @snowwolf-xt6071

    @snowwolf-xt6071

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BraveTheWorldChannel yes it is! Lol

  • @sandman4224
    @sandman42243 жыл бұрын

    Goose charges - goose dinner :)

  • @missloretta
    @missloretta Жыл бұрын

    Geese are terrifying. Great video but I am triggered.

  • @CBF1
    @CBF12 жыл бұрын

    1:02 Good because geese are far better than humans, I personally think humans are the most disgraceful species anywhere at all ever. Not all of them obviously... The wing of a goose is really their arm. Also wild geese are not strong enough to break bones unless if they make people fall over on something hard enough to break a bone. Most people think geese break bones... Piss a Swan off and see what happens! They are FAR more powerful and deadly than geese are!

  • @DoYouWantTaBeFree
    @DoYouWantTaBeFree3 жыл бұрын

    😄😄😄

  • @lordofhostsappreciator3075
    @lordofhostsappreciator30753 жыл бұрын

    2:35 Lmao

  • @tommy20z
    @tommy20z2 ай бұрын

    But they don't attack women too?

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker64462 жыл бұрын

    how to defend yourself from a goose ? Play dead ( just kidding, more seriously it was a good video )

  • @kinpatu
    @kinpatu3 жыл бұрын

    The meanest ones are also the most delicious.

  • @BraveTheWorldChannel

    @BraveTheWorldChannel

    3 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @GravityFromAbove
    @GravityFromAbove3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks again! From my experience, if all else fails... it's time to get an ax and a make room in the freezer.

  • @deveshkaria1116
    @deveshkaria11163 жыл бұрын

    lmaoo,

  • @alanbstard4
    @alanbstard43 жыл бұрын

    what breed are they?

  • @davidakerlund3551
    @davidakerlund35513 жыл бұрын

    bought fucking time ive missed your videos