Googly-eyed Stubby Squid | Nautilus Live
Ғылым және технология
The team spotted this Stubby Squid off the coast of California at a depth of 900 meters (2,950 feet). The stubby squid (Rossia pacifica) looks like a cross between an octopus and squid, but is more closely related to cuttlefish. This species spends life on the seafloor, activating a sticky mucus jacket and burrowing into the sediment to camouflage, leaving their eyes poking out to spot prey like shrimp and small fish. Rossia pacifica is found in the Northern Pacific from Japan to Southern California, most commonly seen up to 300m deep, but specimens have been collected at 1000m depth.
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Edited by: Daniel Larsh
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They are roasting the poor octopus
@rishabhbapat5824
7 жыл бұрын
FLUFFY COOKIE yum
@Sorakeyblademaster37
7 жыл бұрын
Calimari
@Curtoonstv
6 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@shonaoneill5151
6 жыл бұрын
FLUFFY COOKIE my "cuddle" fish :-D-/-(
@youngroyalty7991
5 жыл бұрын
It's a Cuttlefish
He WOULD swim but he's humiliated into emotional and spiritual paralyzation
@RideAcrossTheRiver
2 жыл бұрын
It's not easy being an unnamed shade of off-purple
@mdragarg
2 жыл бұрын
"Paralyzation" It's paralysis
@RideAcrossTheRiver
2 жыл бұрын
@@mdragarg Purpalysis
@mdragarg
2 жыл бұрын
@@RideAcrossTheRiver owwwwww
@Agent1W
Жыл бұрын
That's why we should motivate him... *prods him with robotic feeler rod*
Wow imagine having millions of years of evolution only to look like a children's toy while being laughed at
@studyonly6867
7 ай бұрын
lol 😂
@Shadow-jk6ip
Ай бұрын
Not to break the jokes and all, but it's not really what it's supposed to look like and has an eye infection ;-; in short, it is suffering while looking like a children's toy.
@049_plague_doctor
Ай бұрын
@@Shadow-jk6ip and how do you know? ill believe you when you show you know something about the subject (not being toxic just hoping the lil guy is fine and just goofy)
I like how this little squid is having a real life UFO experience where a massive craft from a world he cant imagine controlled by eldritch creatures are shining a massive light in his eyes and the humans are like "oh look at his googly eyes!"
@WoWGirl6
8 ай бұрын
yeah these guys live in total darkness and they flash this bright light on his eyes. no wonder his eyes looked like that, he was trying to minimize as much light as possible that's going into his pupils, by making them as small as he can manage. Kinda like how our own eyes (pupils) shrink when we put a flashlight to our face. But since that's as small as he can get it, it ends up looking weird lol. But trust me, he's probably frozen in fear.
@aFuckinToaster
7 ай бұрын
I’d like to imagine this is what aliens would do to humans LOL
@chacha_zemisei
6 ай бұрын
Is this how we gonna feel when the aliens discover us?
@ChiefInEmBoys
3 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking too, like the 🐙 is still, and it’s eyes are probably like that cuz he is freaked tf out. Doesn’t know it’s he’s going to get eaten or abducted. But for the first time in his life, he just seen a weird looking “creature” and it saw him back! He was so scared it got closed to him like that, he was paralyzed from the shocked. And these people are just roasting him. Glad they didn’t try anything to make him move. 🐙 probably fainted on spot if they had try something.
@user-gb7ji6xy5d
2 ай бұрын
Dark red squid: Do-Don't you come any closer to meeeeeee!
Imagine being discovered and then immediately laughed at
@TheArtofBeingReacts
3 жыл бұрын
🤭😆😂🤣👋🏾
@nickkorkodylas5005
3 жыл бұрын
[MIDDLE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT FLASHBACKS]
@djb5320
3 жыл бұрын
imagine a tree that was shaped like a unicorn
@hanswurst3110
3 жыл бұрын
Story of my life
@kestkr
3 жыл бұрын
LOL
Squid: If I don't move, it will not see me. Nautilus Crew: *WHAT IS THAT*
@tron2k5
7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gunlyte4661
5 жыл бұрын
xd
@jakep1979
4 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't hqve grabbed that chip.
@mueezadam8438
4 жыл бұрын
OwO
@asmrme600
4 жыл бұрын
Eternal Memeage 😂😂😂
Little goober achieved the world record for getting deep-fried 900 meters in the ocean
This is the equivalent of aliens pulling up just to tell us we look goofy and then returning to space 😂
Good thing you can't see tears underwater...
@yaezawa
6 жыл бұрын
Oml
@maitre6360
6 жыл бұрын
nailed it
@yukinaadeline2454
6 жыл бұрын
lol 😂
@ron7941
6 жыл бұрын
It acctually looks like its crying
@elderlypoodle9181
6 жыл бұрын
Noe Villagrana Best comment !👏
cuttlefish: vibing scientists: _DO A FLIP_
@fluffybluefastboi103
2 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@humanterminator1056
2 жыл бұрын
@@fluffybluefastboi103 do the riar
@jackcorbett479
2 жыл бұрын
How can a comment have 1K likes and only three comments?
@humanterminator1056
2 жыл бұрын
@@jackcorbett479 we are the only straight 3 comments others are all gay
@jackcorbett479
2 жыл бұрын
@@humanterminator1056 Monke
This is like a group of friends doing a group commentary reaction video and I love it
@winstonthespartan5593
10 ай бұрын
That’s also the vibe I got
>gets discovered >mfw gets mocked
@ghostprojekt
2 ай бұрын
story of my life
Scientists: [discover octopus] Scientists: [immediately start roasting it] Octopus: 0n0
@oriiif
5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Funk OmO
@Spherey
5 жыл бұрын
500th like lol
@tristanwilliams4180
5 жыл бұрын
ouo
@AngelDraws_
5 жыл бұрын
999 Likes :O
@user-eb3xs6yd9t
4 жыл бұрын
QAQ
_"They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you are fine, when you are NOT really fine..."_
@introvertedwall44
4 жыл бұрын
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@black_nerdy
4 жыл бұрын
Say something
@rucijoyratudradra5996
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏🏾
@kathychung3927
4 жыл бұрын
*Say something instrumental starts playing*
@sunflowerseeds4127
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
This is insane how some marine or non marine animals look like straight up toys and or plushies. It’s sometimes weird to know something like this is a living thing.
@user-mm3sd3uh6y
8 ай бұрын
it's actually a toy, fake video
@justlivinglife5609
8 ай бұрын
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y No
@vannillaAJofficial204
6 ай бұрын
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y proof?
@kaldorei0160
5 ай бұрын
@@user-mm3sd3uh6yYeah can confirm. I was the octopus
@RiceWitch-dingus-400
4 ай бұрын
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y how?
"Sir, this is the most terrifying moment in my life" kind of expression.
“what do you do for a living?” *I roast squid* “oh so you’re a chef” *no I don’t think you understand-*
@kingdoggo3532
3 жыл бұрын
It’s chief
@aggressivelyamicable5987
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingdoggo3532 No, it's chef.
@absolutezero8631
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingdoggo3532 as expected of a dog
@artscrafts4685
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@gardenturtle4878
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingdoggo3532 Master Chief, would you mind telling me what your doing with that cuttlefish?
I'm living for marine biologists making fun of baby cephalopods
@neal2399
6 жыл бұрын
didn't know this was a genre of video I needed till now
I love how the whole video they’re debating over whether it’s a cuttlefish or an octopus when it turns out it’s actually a squid
@davidl570
5 ай бұрын
Guess they're not exactly rocket..........................scientists!
@049_plague_doctor
5 ай бұрын
it wasnt a squid though its most closely related to cuttlefish
@FrankieTrilobite-re4sg
4 ай бұрын
Squid and cuttlefish are both decapodiformes, which means they have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. However, cuttlefish have a fin that goes across the length of their mantle, and have u-shaped or w-shaped pupils. Squid have neither, and have circle-shaped pupils.
@FrankieTrilobite-re4sg
2 ай бұрын
Furthermore, It isn’t a squid, cuttlefish, nor an octopus. It’s a type of bobtail squid. Bobtail squid, despite the name, are not squid, and they are actually closer to cuttlefish. Squid are in the orders Myopsida and Oegopsida, and this fellow is in Sepiolida.
@049_plague_doctor
2 ай бұрын
@@FrankieTrilobite-re4sg I said they were closely related
Never knew a octopus could be so cute! 🐙
@Emma-py8ue
9 ай бұрын
its a cuttlefish! cmon! they said 10 times 😅
@catstuffaw
9 ай бұрын
@@Emma-py8ue Excuuse me.. 😂
@idkmyhandle
8 ай бұрын
@@Emma-py8ueactually its a squid
@solblackguy
6 ай бұрын
@@Emma-py8ue for all we know it could be a baby old one.
@brainwater176
6 ай бұрын
@@idkmyhandleit's not
He's in the sea so you can't see him cry
@lilathompson9839
4 жыл бұрын
Says the dear leader Jim Pickens who doesn't cry 😂
@Dislike-kq9uq
4 жыл бұрын
Jim pickins???
@jimgritty7064
4 жыл бұрын
Has much sadness in his heart.
@Good-pp6ty
4 жыл бұрын
Jim pickens??
@VigorousVicious
4 жыл бұрын
😢
He knows your darkest secrets and is disgusted!
@user-se1sm5nz6i
7 жыл бұрын
He knows your secrets! Don't worry! UN Almighty
@user-se1sm5nz6i
7 жыл бұрын
He knows your secrets! Don't worry! He Is The Almighty
@user-se1sm5nz6i
7 жыл бұрын
Learn the Great Russian language, Idiots!!!!
@shadowthelegend100
7 жыл бұрын
+Хозяин Тайги I feel like my joke might have been lost on you. whatever it was a stupid joke anyways.
@user-se1sm5nz6i
7 жыл бұрын
***** Don't like rudeness in correspondence
I love how he is just O.O
The squid was just in shock from all the weird looking critters staring at it from inside a bigger critter. That's a look that says "Is their vision based on movement?" 🥺
@DankNoodles420
8 ай бұрын
come on really, you cant seriously... there isnt people in that.. Its a Remotely operated vehicle with lights and cameras on it. FFS genius.
@Weldedhodag
7 ай бұрын
submarines do exist@@DankNoodles420
@nullheart777
7 ай бұрын
@@DankNoodles420 why would you be that mean to say that
@DankNoodles420
7 ай бұрын
@@nullheart777 because someone needs to point out the stupidity.
@nullheart777
7 ай бұрын
@@DankNoodles420 this isn't the way, you know? they maybe thought they were in a submarine and what not, not everyone is aware of how each technology by the science field looks like or how it is used how would you feel if your intelligence was insulted just because you didn't know something? of course you'd feel awful maybe don't treat others like how you don't want to be treated
they found this poor little dude and immediately started roasting him
@bungarin4041
6 жыл бұрын
W. Hunter .Lynn such a cruel cruel world
@niyah7139
6 жыл бұрын
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
@Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
6 жыл бұрын
W. Hunter .Lynn Lmao😂😂😂
@MeTheMayo
6 жыл бұрын
Davy Jones 😂😂
@annatran6872
5 жыл бұрын
Boiling him
Scientists in movies: **serious, taking notes, analysing specimens** Scientists in real life: lmao he has googly eyes
@reyphobic
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO fr
@amethyste684
Жыл бұрын
👁 👁
@anindustryplant7449
Жыл бұрын
And calls it “mister cuttlefish” 💀
@Djluna162
Жыл бұрын
“DO SOMETHING!” - scientists in real life
@FluffyBunny9002
Жыл бұрын
Scientists in real life are actually kinda dumb. Lol
"Dear diary: today a weird metal fish came up to me and started making fun of me. I don't even know what goggly eyes are."
i freaking love people in serious and dangerous jobs like this having fun and laughing at things
Correction to title: Adorable squid gets bullied nonstop by scientists.
@m.d.schaffer4709
3 жыл бұрын
That's most of these vids 🥺
@stevethea5250
3 жыл бұрын
@SomeoneNamedNick THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE STARING CONTEST TO SEE WHO MOVES FIRST
@puglover6113
3 жыл бұрын
Warren ikr the squid is sooo cute they are bulling him 😂
@canbeone7277
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, they are not very knowledgeable "scientists".
@catrinad2491
3 жыл бұрын
"he has weird eyes" well that was rude lol
He looks like he's seen things..
@NicolesProductions
7 жыл бұрын
Sophie W 😂😂😂 I can't breathe
@soraninja
7 жыл бұрын
Sophie W lol! made me crack up!
@laela6289
7 жыл бұрын
Made my day so far xD
@ChiquitaSpeaks
7 жыл бұрын
This squid is a reincarnated 21 savage, definitely seen some things.
@VeNuS2910
7 жыл бұрын
that's how my neighbor looks like when they're on drugs. seriously.
This reminds me of what my uncles do with my tia’s Boston Terrier. During COVID, my family would check in with each other via Zoom and her dog, Roxie, would often join her and my tio when we did. Every time Roxie would join us she’d have the biggest bug eyed look on her face and it was friggin hilarious every time because my tios, my father, my cousins, and I would just yell, “BLINK, DOG! BLINK!”
Bro was traumatized 💀
Imagine we get visited by aliens and the first thing they do is start roasting us about how funny looking we are.
@windwood7168
3 жыл бұрын
As if humans won't roast back, lol
@icedshadow5789
3 жыл бұрын
@@windwood7168 PLANETARY ROAST BATTLE!
@aynaet__
3 жыл бұрын
I hope that will happen
@arcsaber1127
3 жыл бұрын
HoW Do We mAkE TheM RuN i WaNNA see it run
@mobitrain3359
3 жыл бұрын
Considering how our spines are designed I wouldn't blame them. Did you know humans are the only vertebrae who's spines can spontaneously break because our spines are designed for horizontal, four legged walking instead of vertical two legged walking?
I just want a single tear to fall from the squid's eye as they're laughing, like no one understands my suffering.
@sminor666
7 жыл бұрын
AffirmingToe ahaha!
@missymissymissroblox6373
7 жыл бұрын
rather a bubble
@kingchickenwing4887
7 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would see you here!
@affirmingtoe15
7 жыл бұрын
I get around a lot, what did you think I only watched RWBY? By the way good to see you.
@kingchickenwing4887
7 жыл бұрын
Oh, and since we keep meeting up like this and starting conversations that we never finish, would you mind giving me your email so that we can message each other? You can send it to me in a message on my channel.
Imagine your just chilling at the bottom of the ocean when a bunch of monkeys in a steel tube shines a light in your eyes then laughs at yo
Here from Casual Geographic, and yeah, poor squiddy boi.
“It looks so fake” Cuttlefish: :’(
@andyfriederichsen
3 жыл бұрын
"He is awesome though." "He is awesome. :)"
@porfavor7323
3 жыл бұрын
Quick Official Subway! Make him a sandwich
@joshuasmith2486
3 жыл бұрын
Callie: I’m not fake. I’m just startled. 🦑👁👁
@anjanadilshan7057
2 жыл бұрын
:(
@quicheramene1860
11 ай бұрын
Cuttlefish: and that how I became racist
"Cuttlefish, cuttlefish, what do you see?" ... " *A L L .* "
@frowlong
7 жыл бұрын
insanimegamer oMG
@brieller4241
6 жыл бұрын
It's not a cuttlefish tho lmao
I typed "scientists laugh at octopus" to find this video
Given all the terrifying things in the ocean, it's a relief there's also something this cute down there.
Baby squid [Gets discovered] [ immediatelly gets bullied by scientists] [Cries on the inside]
@alexandercummins
4 жыл бұрын
he was actually crying on the outside you just couldnt see because it was underwater.
@lurve7667
4 жыл бұрын
His face tells it all
@damarisallizettuwu8874
4 жыл бұрын
Is a octoling boi
@yurikatsuki6611
4 жыл бұрын
[Cue the depressing music]
@thejbirdtm3331
4 жыл бұрын
It's an octopus
his mind: “don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry”
@jellyfish0311
4 жыл бұрын
He cries but the sea water hides it
@user-wy1nv8uf1z
4 жыл бұрын
:'(
@TheOtherBolynGirl101
4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comment EVER! 😃
@flashback0180
4 жыл бұрын
:(
@zba1010
4 жыл бұрын
Predators like giant squid eat many of the fish that hunt jellyfish. So, if a bioluminescent jelly finds itself under attack, it can issue a cry for help by flashing a distress signal, in the hopes that it might attract an even larger carnivore and scare off its assailant. Source:Google (What I mean is that squids only cry when it’s under attack)
The cuttlefish did move its tentacles a very small amount. It was probably getting prepared for a quick exit if necessary.
I remember the day they found this little one! its been over 6 years & its still one of the absolute highlights!
*Discovers new species of cephalopod* *Immediately laughs at it*
@niyah7139
6 жыл бұрын
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
@horribleboo
6 жыл бұрын
Well what would you do if you were ocean exploring and found that?
@thexophguy
6 жыл бұрын
shut uppie
@Skadi609
6 жыл бұрын
Bronson Thanks for giving the name I was looking for 😊
That little Stubby is like " Nautilus, have you heard about our lord and savior, Cthulhu? ಠ -ಠ "
@LaynieFingers
7 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh WAY harder than it should have... it's perfect!
@MrBowseroppo
7 жыл бұрын
looool
@seancallahan1312
7 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever. Well played, MetalPcAngel...
@raksh9
7 жыл бұрын
Nautilus: "Uhhh, no?" Stubby: "Well, you're about to find out. He's behind you." Nautilus signal abruptly cuts out.
@shadowthelegend100
7 жыл бұрын
that comment hit me right in the sanity points.
It's adorable and I can't believe that it is a real animal. Amazing what you can find in the deep ocean.
Poor guy 😂 It was laughed at by the scientists at the first moment of being discovered. 😂🤣
Don’t laugh, he's sensitive.
@isabellathesnowleopard1812
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't laugh at him I just say he's really cool and really cute
@danielz2dazdada625
3 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@missymoonwillow6545
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sensitive too, and I think it's immature for our "scientists" of today to be making fun of the life they are paid well to study.
@bobbobbo5278
3 жыл бұрын
@@missymoonwillow6545 shut up lol
@nv_creatorr_1498
3 жыл бұрын
@@missymoonwillow6545 bruh
I love how all these scientists just talk like a bunch of guys on discord. "Do something!"
@Jdog13425
4 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@CatIsMad
4 жыл бұрын
Almost like they're people lmao
@CatIsMad
4 жыл бұрын
@@namelessguy5491 Here is your medallion for getting the joke good sir 🏅
@arias.7733
4 жыл бұрын
sAME
@popsicIes
4 жыл бұрын
@Eric Marowa eric im so sorry
I have known this video since I was like, 5 or 6 and it is still my favorite video of all time.
"Don't let them see you cry. Be strong."
“He has weird eyes” “His eyes look painted on” “Haha googly eyes” Cuttlefish: :(
@user-kp5he9fh8n
4 жыл бұрын
Candy Jones or they’re joking but okay.
@lunnaflame12
4 жыл бұрын
I thought poor thing was coot.
@popsicIes
4 жыл бұрын
let him vibe in peace
@lacha608
4 жыл бұрын
Cuddlefish.
@typryor2227
4 жыл бұрын
“Lol, their eyes are tiny” “I mean how do they even see with those things?” “Haha, they have to coward in a metal can just to survive?” “Pathetic Lol.”
when you start finding stuff like this under water it's time to stop
@elijahstewart1333
7 жыл бұрын
Ria Banana Haha
@amandavillarreal5880
7 жыл бұрын
Ria Banana when stuff like this is found the research must continue 😂
@flyingstonemon3564
4 ай бұрын
It's cute! Keep searching!
That's a special grade cursed spirit
they should NOT be laughing at him. he is the best creature ever and i love hijm so much dont freaking MASKE FUN OF HIM HE IS MY BABY
"It looks so fake." Squid: They tell you that you're fine but you're not really fine but they don't truly understand.
@grotto185
3 жыл бұрын
*sad piano chords start playing*
@arealhuman826
3 жыл бұрын
Hey I like your name
@grotto185
3 жыл бұрын
@@arealhuman826 hi another real person I like your name as well
@humanbeing7047
3 жыл бұрын
@@arealhuman826 thanks. I like yours too!
@alexa-fx2fb
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard
He protecc He attacc But most importantly... He want his self esteem bacc
@steveplayzytreal
4 жыл бұрын
Self esteem might fit nicer
@Slateking.
4 жыл бұрын
Ur wish has Ben granted
@Cat-ec4by
4 жыл бұрын
me too
@Slateking.
4 жыл бұрын
What do u mean cat
@steveplayzytreal
4 жыл бұрын
@@Slateking. yay!
Poor thing did nothing to them and got roasted. Has to be the cutest thing I've seen in the ocean.
I INSTANTLY JUST FELL IN LOVE 😍 How is it possible for a cuddle fish to be so cute?! This IS the most adorable little guy I’ve ever seen 🥺 awe…I just want to take him home with me & cuddle him ❤🐙🫶🏻🇨🇦 2:27
This dude spent 5 million years of evolution to be built like a funko pop
@godzillajr3189
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ReddBubbles
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@broyogurt3000
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@MalakYach666
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@kawaiiotakuttv9447
2 жыл бұрын
YALL DOING HKM SO DIRTY
I love that these scientists probably have PHDs in marine biology or something and they’re just sitting there bullying a squid
@bauti2112
4 жыл бұрын
Living the dream
@MsScarletwings
4 жыл бұрын
Candy Jones They have to channel all the brightness into the study and not have much leftover for anything else. There’s a LOT to cover under the waves
@thespademask7437
4 жыл бұрын
...or theyre just joking around
@HudaefCares
4 жыл бұрын
@Candy Jones Depends on what the topic of your convo was. I wouldn't be surprised if they are rather daft about land animals.
@tragediadelpunkrock
4 жыл бұрын
Because scientist have a Real passion and we feel it, before the knowledge
He's just standing there. Menacingly!
He looks like he is about to cry from the insults
“it’s like a kid dropped their toy” leave him aloneeeeee 😭😭😭
@ifyouknowyouknow6964
3 жыл бұрын
lmfao nothing more fucked up
@ishasingh1065
3 жыл бұрын
When the joke never ends hahaha
@ethanandrews3447
3 жыл бұрын
@@ifyouknowyouknow6964 you doing to much :/
@pepiperfecto1723
3 жыл бұрын
Ahahah
@blueicyvoice3988
3 жыл бұрын
It's trying
They'll regret laughing at him when he calls his 400ft wide older brother.
@breAnnasmama
4 жыл бұрын
MusicFanatical1 amen haha
@jimgritty7064
4 жыл бұрын
lol "Kraken! Heeelp!"
@breAnnasmama
4 жыл бұрын
Mr Gritty release the kraken ! Haha
@imadsaddik
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@nightowl19god25
4 жыл бұрын
MusicFanatical1 Oh I can’t wait till that day
damn they be roasting these animals now 💀
Stop mocking my boy he is doing his best
How could something so cute look like they’ve seen horrors beyond our comprehension?
@terradavenport6016
Жыл бұрын
Because they have.
@reginaldmustardbacon5866
Жыл бұрын
@@terradavenport6016 are we the horrors? XD
@amethyste684
Жыл бұрын
@@terradavenport6016 👁 👁
@giantbunny54dude
Жыл бұрын
probably has, down there in the deep
@mollusckscramp4124
Жыл бұрын
@@giantbunny54dude The poor guy, I just wanna adopt him. If I was one of those scuba divers that boi woulda come straight back up with me hehee
Plot Twist: Actually a child's toy that fell overboard.
@jamesbizs
4 жыл бұрын
For Posterity well we can never know... cause they didn’t wait
@katinapactol-baez1317
4 жыл бұрын
Except it was moving some...
@ifisawyourreplyiwillanswerback
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@forposterity4031
4 жыл бұрын
@Dépayser That actor is also Robert Downy Jr playing himself playing an actor in octoface playing a child's toy.
@antje246
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
I want to kiss that spot in-between his eyes 😭 👁️ 👁️
"Maybe hes got weird eyes" The octopus: 👁️👃👁️
"DO SOMETHING" How scientific. 🤣 They sounded like kids at the aquarium. Hahaha.
@AndreaCrisp
3 жыл бұрын
Once-upon-a-time they probably were! Now they are living the dream and still full of enthusiasm. Makes for a good scientist.
@persephoneblack888
3 жыл бұрын
@@AndreaCrisp It sure does! I would know, because I too am a scientist. I don't think my dry humor translates well over the internet though. I was laughing WITH them, not at them. Hahaha. My B.S. is in Environmental Science with a minor in Sustainability :) ♡ Eventually going back for my Masters in Biology once I finish my teaching degree and teach earth and planetary science for awhile.
@AndreaCrisp
3 жыл бұрын
@@persephoneblack888 it's all good! I did not think that you were being mean. I just know, because I was one of those kids. Lol I did not become a scientist unfortunately, because math was too difficult for me. But Jacques Cousteau was my hero and I wanted to be a marine biologist my entire childhood. Best wishes with your plans and future studies. We all benefit from passionate scientist and teachers in the world.
@Malalalala
3 жыл бұрын
Part of the scientific process 😉😂
@mereduthgrubb3648
3 жыл бұрын
The combination of the cuttlefish and the scientists reactions make this one my all time favorite.
Whenever you feel alone, just imagine this guy sitting at the bottom of the ocean 3000 feet down and just staring blankly into the abyss.
You can see the hurt in his eyes
Imagine we received a message from a distant galaxy and after countless scientists worked tirelessly to decode it it just says: “You guys look so funny.”
@cartoonishidealism582
Жыл бұрын
Honestly that’s the best message I could imagine an alien race sending us
@emmanuel1337
Жыл бұрын
_"Yous be goofy af, bois lol"_
@zwickd13
Жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO bart simpson style phone prank, or they just drunk dial us, like an ex... we could of been great, but now......idk
@KnightAgusTheGame101
Жыл бұрын
@@cartoonishidealism582 Out of jokes that actually would be the best message, cuz that would mean that they are sympathetic and nice creatures, instead of having a terrifying and incomprehensible mind
@Azrael79a
Жыл бұрын
"Do something!"
*Stubby Squid:* 🥺 *Scientists:* He's soooo cuuute! He looks like a kid dropped his toy. *Stubby Squid:* 🥺
@furrycircuitry2378
2 жыл бұрын
More like. 👁️ 👁️
@L.P.1987
2 жыл бұрын
Xd
@Jaylio
2 жыл бұрын
🧿👄🧿
@googelle7555
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😭❤
@keiz5052
2 жыл бұрын
Me: Drops dozens of thermobaric bombs onto major population centers before setting off the eruption of Yellowstone Stubby Squid: 🥺
You: just chillin, livin your life Higher beings for no reason: "bruh, look at this dude, look at the top of his head ahahHAhpPHphhphp" and then disappear
Such a fascinating little fellow. How can you not love a creature that looks like a weird plushie ❤️
Scientists roasted him so hard that he stopped functioning
@reinhardtwilhelm835
4 жыл бұрын
Squid.exe has stopped working. Rebooting...
@notclintdempsey6106
4 жыл бұрын
Eventually, he stopped thinking.
@fluffyoverlord4008
4 жыл бұрын
@@notclintdempsey6106 This is the last place I would expect to have Jojo References
Even at the bottom of the ocean, you still aren’t safe from getting laughed at. This guy was just minding his own business and some higher beings in a glowing space pod came down and started roasting him 😂
@ortezac.5339
Жыл бұрын
The second sentence sums up pretty much all known myths and folklore involving gods: higher beings in a glowing vehicle coming down to our plane just to laugh at us. Ergo, we are all googly-eyed squeaky-toy cephalopods.
@maggiemccauslin1084
Жыл бұрын
Right!
@jacobfreeman8198
Жыл бұрын
i bet if he could he would flip off the cam
@brighteyes6585
Жыл бұрын
He then goes home and tells his mom he got picked on, cries a little and hugs his mom. Then his dad tells him to be a man and stop taking s***. Mom argues that their son is just a sensitive soul, and dad argues that he has to grow up some day. Their son is about 26 and looks like a kid's toy, for crying out loud. Bothered deeply by their fight, he goes to his room and plays Metallica really loud to drown everything else out... Maybe tomorrow, he'll have his chance to finally be a man... 🐙 One can only hope.
@winningsmilefan4888
Жыл бұрын
Imagine the alines do to us
i love how 90% of the ocean is literally just filled with silly little freaks like this lol
Squid: "I sense they are mocking me, yet I cannot understand why? Oh well, at least I don't have to pay taxes." 🦑😎🦑
"Octopus or Cuttlefish?" "Well they're both cephalopods." Nice to see that PHd in action.
@Mr30friends
4 жыл бұрын
@@chillstoneblakeblast3172 bruh
@dinomra7771
4 жыл бұрын
PHD = Post Hole Digger
@DillonTrinhProductions
4 жыл бұрын
@@chillstoneblakeblast3172 bruh
@steeldriver1776
4 жыл бұрын
Title says squid. I say he’s a purple cuttle-squid-u-pus.
@life_archive7840
4 жыл бұрын
@@chillstoneblakeblast3172 Yeah, but having a degree is a much easier way of proving that you're good at something.
i didnt know u could roast fish underwater
@secondhandguru3558
6 жыл бұрын
idk70six 😂😂😂
@marthag3061
6 жыл бұрын
It's not a fish
@PRINCESS2527
6 жыл бұрын
idk70six 😂😂😂
@MarioA_
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lonestarfrog
6 жыл бұрын
It’s a toy
Little did these scientists know that they just started this squid's villain arc.
The sheer indignation of this poor squid from all the shade being thrown at them 😂
Those scientist just turned into kids instantly-lol (◕ ␣ ~)
@priscillasimpson6070
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@kh4lex259
7 жыл бұрын
Being kid and scientist is similar.. in discovering new things ^^
@kaosinc
7 жыл бұрын
Well I hope they don't turn into pompous scientists!
@masterroshi5573
7 жыл бұрын
"scientists"... they are not people of science.
@hasch5756
7 жыл бұрын
A scientist is a kid with a pencil :3
1830's biologists: "I must meticulously catalogue and draw every creature I come across." 2016: "Do something!"
@MP-db9sw
5 жыл бұрын
This comment is way underrated.
@Gilvids
4 жыл бұрын
its 2019
@plushpettony9870
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gilvids The video is from 2016.
@Argodeon
4 жыл бұрын
@@plushpettony9870 OP would've had more likes if it said 2019 lmao
@L.P.1987
4 жыл бұрын
ha
Poor little guy, he is just bullied by a bunch of biologist while he is like and you guys like "Do a flip!!"
Imagine you’re just chilling and a bunch of humans just start roasting you
He is camouflaging, so that other fish see him as a kid toy. He is super intelligent.
@indahharimurti6128
3 жыл бұрын
This comment amazing, but very underrated, RIP
@jesusbetancourt9934
3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely the best comment, it deserves more likes
@rosalindaaleman8852
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like this comment but u already have 69 likes and i will not be the one to ruin it.
@user-pl2ut3hx5b
3 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@user-pl2ut3hx5b
3 жыл бұрын
@@rosalindaaleman8852 what is the meaning of 69? I see this number alot in the comments and nicknames
*DON'T LAUGH AT HIM, HE IS DOING HIS BEST!!!!*
@niyah7139
6 жыл бұрын
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
@anniesquidey4193
6 жыл бұрын
He's adorable
It’s adorable
'You can see how, like, reactive he is' *sits there unmoving and stares at her*
Imagine being a cuttlefish just chillin' on the ocean floor and some shiny robot comes along and laughs at you for two minutes
@michaelhawkins7389
Жыл бұрын
its not a cuttlefish....
@jackyfrom_usa522
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelhawkins7389 they said it
@Say_No-2_Animal-Abuse_
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@marikostarkov
Жыл бұрын
No 😭they made a joke about him being called a “cuddle fish” as a pun to cuttlefish bcs they’re both cephalopods
@ahman4675
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelhawkins7389 it's technically more related to a cuttlefish so... you need to get your facts checked, because it's in the description
I love how they went "DO SOMETHING" and it's just..there. Sitting silently, eyeing the abyss like it's having an existential crisis. Being a scientist seems like a fun job bc of this 😭
@sqwalnoc
Жыл бұрын
it may have never seen light before
@callistocryptic
Жыл бұрын
I would have been laughing way too hard LOL (Amazing name and PFP btwww SKZ world domination)
@MortalOrder
Жыл бұрын
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
@difforno
Жыл бұрын
Literally me fr
@derbdep
Жыл бұрын
it was dead...
This is one of my favorites videos in KZread
Again, these don't sound like scientists. Often they sound like they're at a frat party.
legend says the squid is still staring out into space, questioning life.
@user-fd1sp2jw3e
4 жыл бұрын
princess mermaid XD
@quranwonders6866
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
4 жыл бұрын
Eventually he stopped thinking
@jonathanoxlade4252
4 жыл бұрын
That’s how I feel lol 😂
@retroslash9535
4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanoxlade4252 xD