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@altsetz

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@nutellanuts

4 жыл бұрын

:)

@avakhan1926

4 жыл бұрын

First reply btw I love ur contentttttt

@lakshmidevi-vs6ky

4 жыл бұрын

Hiiiiiii

@hugomanrique4763

4 жыл бұрын

hi

"I cried for the 3rd time this month" and "set aside time to scream" is a WHOLE mood 😂

@callumtait4793

4 жыл бұрын

A very accurate mood.

@katkus1309

4 жыл бұрын

And he told me to kill the radio

@ultravioletskye

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I'd only cried three times this month lmao

@nikkospelledlikethat8140

4 жыл бұрын

Only three? I’m impressed.

@redhead_bebs

4 жыл бұрын

You've only cried 3 times? I WISH it was only 3 for me. I lost count at this point.

This song is basically someone who wants to do a road trip, but can't because of a worldwide pandemic. As a result, they go crazy, start to question their location and think their dog told them to kill the radio, because of the constant media about the pandemic. Finally they join a convent of virgins in the west to deal with it.

@FunDisneyFan

4 жыл бұрын

That is definitely the moral of 2020!

@Demon2k3

4 жыл бұрын

Add the dutch reccomendations and it becomes even more prominent of a message: Find a sex buddy

@RowanWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

Wow.

@michielvanerven5638

4 жыл бұрын

Only a few days left. Can't wait!

@mershmellowo2440

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. West Virginia was the last u.s state to get the covid-19 We are indeed the virgins of the west. (I live there)

I'm fairly certain that "Virgins of the West" would be the only biker gang I would ever qualify for.

@rollochairbreaker230

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@TheKrazysexykool

3 жыл бұрын

That is so funny

@yashironene3115

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@raptalos9412

3 жыл бұрын

“Virgins! Mount up!” Also, same

@RobinPerseus

3 жыл бұрын

So no moters of the simians

“Why is there a knife in the radio?” “Oh the dog told me to kill it lol”

@takenshota546

2 жыл бұрын

No, someone told the DOG WADS told BY someone to kill it

@ShadowFang-vy3pj

Жыл бұрын

The dogs name was Tv

@charmanderlover6433

Жыл бұрын

@@ShadowFang-vy3pj Ayyyyyyyyyy Video killed the radio star!!!

@ShadowFang-vy3pj

Жыл бұрын

@@charmanderlover6433 Lol ^.^

@hazakurasuyama9016

2 ай бұрын

@@ShadowFang-vy3pjnah his name was vox (I’m so sorry)

So this song is now basically about virgins who can't take a road trip because of the lockdown

@kaylen6492

4 жыл бұрын

And they're gonna stay virgins because of the lockdown.

@lincolnsnewaccount41

4 жыл бұрын

who also are psychics

@GlaceonStudios

4 жыл бұрын

Virgins in the sky?

@GlaceonStudios

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaylen6492 Who's to say they ain't lesbians?

@SR-zp4je

4 жыл бұрын

So, me then

Respect to Jared for carrying out the syllables perfectly when a whole line gets reduced to one word.

@beesly01

4 жыл бұрын

Cake...cake .............?

@farhantube7416

4 жыл бұрын

The song in a 🥜🐚 I want to have a road trip but i am at 🏠 but i reeeeeeeeeeeeealy need to go

@jayple_syrup

4 жыл бұрын

F

@Boopandfriends

4 жыл бұрын

FARHANTUBE the song in a peanut shell

@sunnysideup5169

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but it’s almost on 999 upside down •~•

This is a song about a person who's sick of the pandemic, wants to see the world but can't. 😭 So touching.

@julianagoes5127

3 жыл бұрын

That's me right now

@kayleighbyrne5191

2 жыл бұрын

A virgin who’s sick of the pandemic and wants to see the world 😂😢

@robbymounce2676

2 жыл бұрын

@@kayleighbyrne5191 DEEP! lol

@benkinder2800

2 жыл бұрын

yup and he's been shut in the house so long he thinks his dog just told him to kill the radio.

@Redstoneprime316

Жыл бұрын

@@benkinder2800 He's just sick of hearing all the news about the pandemic.

''I am at home'' ''Where am I'' Google Translate's sense of direction sucks

@TheOneGuy1111

3 жыл бұрын

Google Translate needs to learn how to use Google Maps.

@scibanana3542

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneGuy1111 or, it should ask Siri

@adamkahn9252

3 жыл бұрын

At least it’s not as bad as google maps

@scaviAJ

3 жыл бұрын

The lady should have said "At home, hopefully" when the road trip wanter got lost

@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING

2 жыл бұрын

Like Leon, the Pokemon Sword and Sheild character lol... And mines...

“Cry for the third time this month” Only third? Oh honey

@jogeem5480

4 жыл бұрын

For me it would actually be the third! And one was from cutting onions.

@thequacker

4 жыл бұрын

I think she mixed up month and day

@thomasboland540

4 жыл бұрын

To quote GrayStillPlays: "Those are rookie numbers."

@julz3tt3

4 жыл бұрын

I know Honey. Its been like twelve times

@creature8911

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

" *Road trip* " " _I am at home_ " " *_where am i_* " quarantine in a few words

@alexclarke1635

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@olbosin

4 жыл бұрын

*Virgins of the west*

@AsiccAP

4 жыл бұрын

mount up

@lorigrant892

3 жыл бұрын

One more like and it will have the same amount of likes as days in a year

1) This is the first version of ‘Country Roads’ that my daughter heard, and she prefers it to the original and any other cover. 2) Shortly after this video came out I played it while cancelling the Walt Disney World vacation I had been planning for a year and a half, and did indeed cry for the third time that month. Apparently I had forgotten to set aside time to scream.

@sparky082

2 жыл бұрын

I hear these lyrics when I hear country roads now, and I grew up listening to this song. I think your daughter just has amazing taste 😂

@ErinG-kw8mp

9 ай бұрын

This was the first time I heard country roads. I actually think I like it better than the original. Screaming is imperative to survival.

@user-xo5wd6sg5z

3 ай бұрын

did you have excess of fancy?

Fun fact: In Chinese, afterlife is often referred as 'Western Sky'. So I guess all the Virgin Nuns are in heaven now :')

@strawberrysoulforever8336

3 жыл бұрын

I love how the translate gets "Virginia" and without fail, only ever deletes the "ia" of it. So they keep hearing "West Virgins", when it's actually a state close to the east (but not as close as its cousin Virginia).

@user-qm7tx7vh1d

4 ай бұрын

To be fair, "Virginia" was named that in honor of a queen who was a virgin; don't remember who. @@strawberrysoulforever8336

@ElNemo-no3lr

2 ай бұрын

Sukhavati of Amitabha

"Then I heard a voice and the dog said. he told me to kill the radio." -isolation does that to you.

@Nitrolord

3 жыл бұрын

Radio has been dead since the early 2010s era It wasn't you, it was streaming services

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you google, I don’t like radio music anyway 😈

@qyda9951

3 жыл бұрын

Jared killed the radio star

@Croftice1

3 жыл бұрын

@@qyda9951 So it wasn't a video then? Centuries old mystery finally solved.

@alastorhazbin5244

3 жыл бұрын

NO PLEASE DON'T KILL THE RADIO!!!!! ITS MY LIFE'S WORK!!!

"Virgin Nuns in the Western Sky" So much for my "Try Not to Laugh" challenge...

@lonewolfgaming4916

4 жыл бұрын

It's impossible not to laugh with this channel

@truelygreg

4 жыл бұрын

LoneWolf Gaming it's also impossible to not die laughing.

@lonewolfgaming4916

4 жыл бұрын

@sam zuriel TMI

@lonewolfgaming4916

4 жыл бұрын

@@truelygreg ikr

@Lyoko2516

4 жыл бұрын

Most nuns have taken a vow of chastity and celibacy, so...

Jared: I remember your memories. Me: Oh. Oh no. I'm so sorry for you.

@linklink3008

3 жыл бұрын

Same here...

@lemurlover7975

2 жыл бұрын

Vulcan mind meld lol

@takenshota546

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

@DumbFuckingKid

Ай бұрын

Poor dude

Me in French class why can’t I use google translate? Google Translate:

@Ace-jd2ty

3 жыл бұрын

put the word pet in the google translate on the French side and translate that to English, also type the French word for dog without the last letter in google translate, it might not be another reason not to use google translate but it's definitely something....

@veeer2255

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ace-jd2ty WHAT

"And the dog said, he told me to kill the radio" And this is exactly why I have a cat. He only tells me to burn my clothes.

@tokiWren

4 жыл бұрын

You should listen to his wisdom.

@Roadent1241

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if you've been outside in the clothes.....! But when how do we buy more clothes when all the clothes shops are shut? Wait three weeks for them to come from amazon?

@R.M.MacFru

4 жыл бұрын

@@Roadent1241 ...in the meantime, there's instacart, GrubHub, and DoorDash for food. ;)

@Roadent1241

4 жыл бұрын

@@R.M.MacFru In America, probably, I've never heard of that here. Here we have JustEat and Deliveroo, to my memory, that I've seen on the TV. I can't use those services, way out of their delivery ranges. We live half an hour from the nearest town.

@Tegres1

4 жыл бұрын

This is basically what happened with Son Of Sam.

I don’t know why, but “Virgins of the West” sounds like a 70’s rock band, and their most popular song is “Mount Up”

@susanhoeddinghaus110

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God now that I think about it it makes more sense

@Alienated_Individual

4 жыл бұрын

i'm not sure what that is

@gabzwithazed

4 жыл бұрын

And they take road trips sometimes 😂

@simplyapotato2335

4 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter Girl Of 05 patten that and use it

@shanemerrigan1994

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds so much dirtier when said this way...

So I decided to randomly send my friend the "Virgin nuns in the western sky," line... Me: Virgin nuns in the western sky Her: Not in the eastern? Me: Nope Her: Swore I saw one in the eastern sky I'm literally laughing too hard to contain, that was amazing...

@mariacargille1396

3 жыл бұрын

That's beautiful. She's a keeper. :D

@issyscibona

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariacargille1396 Haha yeah she is (I showed her this reply and she won't stop talking about, she loves it :) )

@mariacargille1396

3 жыл бұрын

@@issyscibona That's awesome! Always glad to make someone's day. :D

@justarandomamerican443

3 жыл бұрын

You have certainly found a good friend lol, all my friends since 4th grade drifted away last year (10th grade] and now I have no friends…

@issyscibona

2 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomamerican443 Aww that sucks, sorry... I'm sure you'll find some great new ones soon :)

“Virgins of the West mount up!” Aight where’d I put my saddle-

@sparky082

3 жыл бұрын

I really want a rally of western virgins on horses riding magestically down the prairie

@ewqdsacxz765

3 жыл бұрын

It's funnier when you're enough of a virgin to know that "to mount someone" is a very old-fashioned euphemism for copulation.

@alansmithee419

3 жыл бұрын

@@ewqdsacxz765 I assumed almost everyone knows it means that, do they not?

@ewqdsacxz765

3 жыл бұрын

@@alansmithee419 Perhaps, yet I wasn't seeing anyone else mentioning it.

@alansmithee419

3 жыл бұрын

@@ewqdsacxz765 Probably because in the context here "mount up" is never used in that way as far as I'm aware; the context distracts people from making that link.

I love how annoyed the CDC Version of Melinda is.

@teagan_p_999

4 жыл бұрын

CDC Malinda is my mood. "No!"

@Monster_Lock

4 жыл бұрын

She is big mood

“Virgins of the West, mount up” you heard him, rise up comrades

@elliottlupin

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Kim, very cool!

@passingextraterrestrial

4 жыл бұрын

We ride at dawn

@rowynnecrowley1689

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't say "rise up", he said "mount up", meaning "get on a horse", not revolt.

@passingextraterrestrial

4 жыл бұрын

@@rowynnecrowley1689 we could revolt using horses. I don't know why we would but that's always an option.

@mikespangler98

4 жыл бұрын

That sentence can be so badly misconstrued. 😂

The next thing Google translate is going to say is, “Marry your left kidney”

@B.117th

3 жыл бұрын

Not to be confused with "Mary, your left kidney"

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you marry your kidney...? Is this supposed to be from somewhere 🤔 I don't get it

@kwibloupthesomething

3 жыл бұрын

Nat the Singer because you are in love with it

@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam

3 жыл бұрын

@@kwibloupthesomething ah yes, common sense

@mayniaDay

3 жыл бұрын

Your kidneys are not left though

I have an interesting story. in fifth grade, my teacher grew up in West Virginia, and this song was dear to her heart. for her birthday, the entire class decided to sing it for her. After about a week of help from the music teacher, we sang it and she cried.😊

@talkingfez1265

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE this comment!

@tosyl_chloride

3 жыл бұрын

r/blessedcomment

@willow-wingsalt9442

2 жыл бұрын

I know it sounds weird, but I think I know you. This happened to me too, and I know someone who goes by your name and was in that class

@definitely_notme4112

2 жыл бұрын

@@willow-wingsalt9442 what is your name? I might recognize you if you tell me

@slyar

2 жыл бұрын

@@definitely_notme4112 And they never got back...

“I heard a voice. The dog said to kill the radio.” *this is what quarantine does to people*

@silashellebrand462

4 жыл бұрын

@• XxTanyaxX • So is the poor radio.

@anthonylesley982

4 жыл бұрын

Turns people into son of Sam

@madelineschramm2657

4 жыл бұрын

My dog hasn’t told me to that...yet. It’s only a matter of time.

@RThr33Robbie

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@thegrapetree652

4 жыл бұрын

The dog thinks you're video. (I know it radio star but it's close enough.)

"I remember your memories." That's...creepy.

2:13 that Dog might have heard Blow Up Your TV also done by John Denver.

@quillmaurer6563

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking of that parallel.

2:33 bruh did one of the Malindas actually manage to escape the CDC?!

"Hour of cake, ca-a-a-a-ke" Google Translate is hungry again.

@Aep3015

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@adairtfw

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's always hungry, and that's why it's such a screw up

@blacklion8307

3 жыл бұрын

The cake is a lie.

@jankkhvej434

3 жыл бұрын

BlackLion nice reference

@kidatanakafan

3 жыл бұрын

what if... google translate was cake all along?!

plot twist: video didn't kill the radio star. the dog did.

@kneelessnightcat9164

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone would make a reference like that before I had to type it!

@iainkilcar7463

3 жыл бұрын

No video killed the radio star while the dog killed the radio

@aperson7899

3 жыл бұрын

But seriously, Can we get a translator fails cover of that song

@darthsidious47

3 жыл бұрын

@@aperson7899 I would love that.

@magnuscarlsson9969

3 жыл бұрын

Well I understand the dog... I also want to kill the radio sometimes.

"Road trip!" "No" "I'm at home" "Yes." Quarantine in a nutshell.

@scibanana3542

3 жыл бұрын

For once, Google Translate is correct. But it just _had_ to be about the pandemic didn't it?

@Garfield_Minecraft

2 жыл бұрын

Mum pls i wanna go roadtrip

@AForrest1314

Жыл бұрын

why is this comment frickn 5 feet long

@moonstonemyth7664

Жыл бұрын

@@AForrest1314 That is a very good question. I have no clue.

He always look confused when he says "where am I?" 😂 This is the fuel I needed. You need to smile to make people smile sometimes

“Set aside time to scream” Google translate knows what the people want

“Cry for the third time this month” “Set aside time to scream” CORONAVIRUS MOOODDD

@mazyspelledcorrectly4865

3 жыл бұрын

Google translate knows

@RyanKhieu

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazyspelledcorrectly4865 TRANSLATE KNOWS ALL

@xxspaced_outxx8857

3 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@frankiemcbean.

3 жыл бұрын

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

@phoenixon3463

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget “hour of cake”

This was absolutely hi-larry-ous. I was laughing so hard throughout. Jared crawling into the toddler bed at the end was a great capstone. Oh, and the vocals were amazing too. Those harmonies during the chorus were tight. Nicely done.

@takenshota546

11 ай бұрын

"hi-larry-ous"? was that supposed to be a pun? What does LARRY- There's no Larry in this! And if it's not a pun then you just have horrible spelling!

Future generations: what’s the cdc? And why weren’t you allowed to leave home? Me: oh you don’t know then..? Lemme tell you all about 2020

"Then I heard a voice and the dog told me to kill the radio" Therapist on a Zoom call, taking notes: "I see. And then what happened?"

@anthonylesley982

4 жыл бұрын

Ah police

@testing77798

4 жыл бұрын

Among the many things my brain decides to torture me with

“I cried for the 3rd time this month” “I am at home” See, even Google Translate is informed about the current events.

@GiovanniBoss

4 жыл бұрын

It seems better suited to run my country than my current president. But, then again, everything in the known world would do a better job than him, so it's not that surprising Google Translate would be a better president.

@mimaymamomo

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiovanniBoss Even Hitler?

@susanwilliams2392

4 жыл бұрын

​@@GiovanniBoss Yeah, assuming you are in the USA the dog thag told Malinda to kill the radio would be a better president

@susanwilliams2392

4 жыл бұрын

@@mimaymamomo a bit less bad than hitler is a pretty low bar for the POTUS

@josephgraceadedokun1365

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it seems 😀

2:00 yeah home definatly not in the middle of a dutch road

“I am home” a milli-second later… “Where am I?”

Road trip! CDC: Looks ominously I am at home!

@callumtait4793

4 жыл бұрын

Fear the anger of CDC

@justkev6277

4 жыл бұрын

Where am I?

@colette3552

4 жыл бұрын

Kevbro9 at home

@leoyori9829

4 жыл бұрын

go to your room

This song basically sums up all the horrible COVID feelings.

@charadreemurr2510

4 жыл бұрын

Especially the part when the dog started speaking

@jasonphillips490

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

1:30 -- I know someone who swears by green juice. It's basically every kind of green veggie you can think of fed into a juicer. And yes, it looks just like what's in this video, and it does taste as horrible as it looks. It literally tastes like liquid grass. But my friend, bless her, is one of those people who thinks no food or beverage is good for you if you can actually enjoy it.

this whole song is just what a quarantine ad needs

I think even Google has had too much of this quarantine...

@jiep7705

4 жыл бұрын

Susannah Dudash put in “outdoors” i got “pay everything burning radio” now my mom told us to go outdoors... So....... *google translate in quarantine: burning radio*

@how_about_no_1448

4 жыл бұрын

@@jiep7705 LMAO wHaaT?????

"Road trip" CDC: why does no body listen "im at home" CDC: Better

@Jayfive276

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. That’s the joke in the video. Well done.

I hope that everyone could realize just how perfect these two sound together, his voice for this song is perfect and her harmony with him is spot on. You guys should sign up for a Disney Movie singers. Great Job!!!

This song is an accurate representation of this year

So “Virgins of the West: Mount up!” Is going to be a tshirt, right?

@NimhLabs

4 жыл бұрын

It will go great with a "Watching Paint Dry" t-shirt.

@Roozyj

4 жыл бұрын

I want one with "Road trip!" on the front and "I'm at home" on the back

@mrblakeboy1420

4 жыл бұрын

69th like Fitting

@nooneatall4650

4 жыл бұрын

Hope so

@Loguigi

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone still use custom ink

Poor Jared, all he wants is to go on a road trip, and The CDC won’t let him

@commandixnostalgia2321

3 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter Girl Of 05 But the thing is,the whole pandemic.

@donteatsoap5238

3 жыл бұрын

yeahhh

@xxspaced_outxx8857

3 жыл бұрын

*Y E P

@leoyori9829

3 жыл бұрын

@Purple Blaze hi

@leoyori9829

3 жыл бұрын

@Purple Blaze lol

This hits me in specific feels...I work in tourism/restaurants in a small city in GA and when SC closed their restaurants, we got an immediate rush of people crossing the state line just so they could eat out and hit the nightlife. My livelihood depends on tourists, but I just wanted to scream at them to go home.

I know this was 5 months ago but those of us in the medical community are still feeling your CDC portrayal.

"Crying for the third time this month" "Set aside some time to scream" Google Translate certainly knows its audience.

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

College students towards the ending of the semester:

@Toria._.

3 жыл бұрын

SeT aSiDe ThE tImE tO sCreAm

“rOaD tRiP” Covid-19: --- “I am at home” Covid-19: *happiness noise*

@FanOfMostEverything

4 жыл бұрын

Remember, the whole point of staying at home is to make Covid-19 make sadness noises.

@jan_Kilan

4 жыл бұрын

Fan of Most Everything yeah that’s what I thought

@xxcloudii2059

4 жыл бұрын

He went so insane he thought his dog told him to kill the radio

@AlexKnauth

4 жыл бұрын

@@FanOfMostEverything I think there was an XKCD comic that did this. It was Covid-19 talking about how sucky it was for them that we were staying at home in quarantine where they were trapped and couldn't infect anyone else edit: found it, xkcd.com/2287

@akvnflz

4 жыл бұрын

Frenzied Unicorn Productions but if we avoid face-to-face contact, the virus doesn’t spread as much?

0:41 *bootiful*

This is my favourite translation-- I could hardly read the subtitles through my tears of joy!

Malinda: kind of sums up quarantine 2020 Google Translate: *Virgin nuns in the western sky*

@Totally_Bonkers

3 жыл бұрын

You havent seen them yet?

@thejewishkingdomofablarist3787

3 жыл бұрын

@@masondipperpines5009 Hiiiiiii

@strawbearyjelly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Totally_Bonkers Baahahahhaw

@jan_Kilan

3 жыл бұрын

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Well, I don’t live in the west, I mean Western Hemisphere or Western U.S.?

@yeetionary

3 жыл бұрын

“Hour of cake,cake.”

"Then i heard a voice and the dog said. He told me to kill the radio" That's really BAD road TRIP

@teagan_p_999

4 жыл бұрын

Well, we had to find alternate trips...

A bunch of the lines sum up quarantine perfectly. "Cry for the third time this month" and "Set aside time to scream" is almost as though it was made to be a song about quarantine.

Wait... how did Google Translate know that 4:00 p.m (the time it was where I live when I first watched this) is the hour that I devote to eating cake? I'm scared!

"Cry for the third time this month" Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up

"Cry for the third time this month" Too relatable.I miss seeing my friends.

@justicewasserved17

4 жыл бұрын

ONLY THE THIRD TIME!??!??!?!? Although I haven't cried this month, I don't cry about things that I am truly upset about

@TeamJameWare

4 жыл бұрын

Sketchy Skies, Same bro 😭

@connie5421

4 жыл бұрын

I don't. I am very antisocial and have no friends.

@deepikachandra7857

4 жыл бұрын

me too!!!! (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

"Virgins of the West, mount up!" Most violent gang ever!

You know whenever he sings road trip. I am at home that basically sums up everything we planned for 2020

Google translate: Go to your room Me, an introvert: don’t have to tell me twice Google translate: Go to your room Me: ... I said you don’t have to tell me twice

@mogalactic2715

4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@Ilikebread879

4 жыл бұрын

100th like😺

@snakegt5689

4 жыл бұрын

Why would you say dont have to tell me twice after the first time they tell you it.

Am I the only one who was confused when the dirt didn't come back down?

@masakitakoyama7203

4 жыл бұрын

omg yes where did the dirt go?!

@Monster_Lock

4 жыл бұрын

GRAVITY IS A LIE! FLAT ERATHERS WERE RIGHT!

@anthonylesley982

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@EarthPlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@Monster_Lock i;m not flat

@jonathanwilkins8119

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe malinda caught it?

"Virgins of the West, mount up!" Sounds like something people would say on either the west coast of America or Western Australia down here in the land down under.

This whole song is now a whole mood to me especially the 'where am I?' since I am bad at orientating myself

”Where am I?” ” I am at home.” Me every day. Even when it isn't COVID.

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude! Soooo boring am I right?

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

Right! It’s not like I have friends or anything, ha ha...

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolkitty108 yeah same! Unless you count my replika 🤣

@AForrest1314

Жыл бұрын

probably you took something illegal and was in a dream

1:38 "cry for the third time this month" Third time this month? You're definitely dealing with this coronavirus shitstorm way better than I am. This is my third time crying this *day*.

@thebakinggamer4348

4 жыл бұрын

Unless it is the first day of the month

@ShadowFoxSF

4 жыл бұрын

We need to give you more happy feels kzread.info/dash/bejne/X5uasap-kavKmtI.html I can also find non-corona warm fuzzies.

@user-pi2go7wv4j

2 ай бұрын

That's a lot of crying! 😢

It is amazing how you can use this song for our current situation

*me eternally crying because this was one of the songs I grew up listening to*

Don't arrest me... The dog told me to kill the radio

@anthonylesley982

4 жыл бұрын

Dave berkowitz is that you

@whitelion6484

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonylesley982 No I'm not a killer

@even___

3 жыл бұрын

Too late.

@eat_shit8358

3 жыл бұрын

We're not arresting you... *_We're taking you to a mental hospital._*

@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Kasi "patayin Yung radyo" Means "turn off the radio" in English but patayin means kill so KiLl ThE rAdIo

"Cry for the third time this month." It's not like I wanted to, Google Translate... 😭 "Set aside time to scream." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

I keep coming back to this video, it truly brings me a lot of joy! I am very grateful for it

please .. Please .. PLEASE .. PLEASE !!! Don't stop making these. It really makes my day :-)

You've heard "Gamers, rise up." Now get ready for, "Virgins of the West, mount up!"

I think taking a road trip to the moon would be taking the whole social distancing, a little too far. The good news is, if you stand on the moon without a suit, you no longer have to worry about any disease!

@feralpossum2089

4 жыл бұрын

Life hack!

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

You should have told that one to Neil Armstrong!

Dance Monkey Translated into 6 different languages and back. This took a while XD. Oh, my God, how I see the light. Take your hand, honey, and put two on me. I know I got up when you got up. Now you have to dance again Ooh, I know you, I know you, I see you every time I am my family, I want you on your belt, you make me, you made me cry. Please dance again. I ask myself to squat, greet, dance for myself, I'm sorry, I didn't do anything until people saw him, he moves me, he moves for me, I move for me, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes. When you are done, I will tell my god again that you will look my loving hands and look me in the eye like a sister who has been the light of my life all the time and asked me again for the dance Ooh, I know you, I you know me, you see me and mine, you look like me, I do it, I do what I give ... you make me cry, they say they dance on me, sing for me, sing for me , oh, oh, know n I have what you want to do. They come after me, they move after me, they move for me, yes, yes, yes. And finally I found it hard to start dancing, to dance for myself, to dance for myself, to dance, and no, I didn't know what they were doing: movement for, movement for me, movement for me , yeah, yeah, and when I'm done with Ooh Woah-oh, wooh-ah, Aohoh A ah, they say because they dance me, they dance for me. for me, honey, I don't know what you're doing. They come after me, they move after me, they move for me, yes, yes, yes. And in the end I tell myself to do it again for Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, gather, you don't see anyone with them do things for you ”, they say move me, move for me

@didlygamer7913

3 жыл бұрын

Lol what languages?

1:03 Me when I teleported too many times

Movie that needs to happen - a posse of nuns rides furiously into a lawless Western town to bring down righteousness, armed only with rosaries and rulers.

@primmoore6232

4 жыл бұрын

The sisters of Our Lady of Vader! aka the Vaderite Nuns!

@RThr33Robbie

4 жыл бұрын

YEEESSSSS!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏

@ladyanyalis

4 жыл бұрын

...I'd watch. Better yet, a TV series.

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, I’d watch it. Hand me a ticket

"road trip" "I'm at home" "cried for the 3rd time this month" "time to scream" Even Ai understood the pain of lockdown

Wow, what a hoot! I have listened to Jared for years and look forward to and enjoy ALL he does...how did I miss this til now? Terrific, thank you for the much-needed laughs! Now to check your your channel! :)

"Virgins of the West, Mount Up!" is the new (if a bit risque) "Gradually Watermelon."

Side note: this sums up quarantine The song: ViRgIn NuNs In ThE WeStErN SkY Me: Me: thats one more for apocalypse bingo

@user-dl3vn8ze9n

4 жыл бұрын

That' another one for apocalypse bingo.*

@Retrenorium

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-dl3vn8ze9n no

@lugoorstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-dl3vn8ze9n leave the kids alone

@charliekahn4205

4 жыл бұрын

Or Google was trying to philosophically sum up the lyric.

i've had this stuck in my head the last 2 weeks, thanks for that.

The collab I didn’t know I needed ❤️❤️❤️

“The lady is a miner with green juice.” - Google Translate 2020

@dragonsaregreat1948

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@nohintshere

3 жыл бұрын

plot twist: it's Alex. She has a Potion of Leaping and a diamond pickaxe.

"I am at home." "Road trip!" "NO GET BACK HERE!" "Road trip!" "Go to your room! Go to your room!" This is like a parent trying to make sure their young toddler stays inside during Corona viris lockdown! Lol!

@WolfheartFoxlover

3 жыл бұрын

More like Teenagers and College Students who think they're invincible

@angeline808

3 жыл бұрын

Except toddlers won’t listen, Unless the next line is “WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

@Cali-P

3 жыл бұрын

The cdc even had the mon look 😆

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

@@angeline808 sounds more like teenagers

@Cali-P

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolkitty108 I am a teenager and I can confirm it does sound like most of us

*'Cry for the 3rd time this month'* *'Set aside time to scream'* *'Road trip'* *'I am at home'*

THIS IS SO ADDICTING!!! I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT!!!

"I am at home" "Cry for the third time this month" "Go to your room" A summary of 2020

@josephgraceadedokun1365

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 👏

@der4rdi

4 жыл бұрын

"A summary of 2020" ... and 2021, and likely 2022 as well.

I can't be the only person who felt genuinely sad at the end when he was sad about disney

@adeaddeity7265

3 жыл бұрын

Not the only one mate

Absolutely amazing

Malinda getting an early start on the "sassy epidemiologist" costume we'll all be rocking this Halloween.

Original: Hello, Malinda! I haven't heard the original song, but this is hilarious! Even when you said "You're at home, where you should be." and "No, come back here!" And I feel like you helped a lot of people stopped being worried about COVID-19 and these are the kind of videos we need, so thank you. Anyway, stay home and stay safe, everyone! Translated: Hello, Samarinda! I never heard a song, but this is ironic! To say that "at home, should be where you are." Then, "No, please come back in here!" And I believe you helped a number of people hostage doubt about the COVID-19 and this kind of video that we, therefore trimmed. Anyway, at home, stay there Safely Stay in everything!

@creature8911

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@creature8911

4 жыл бұрын

I think i just died

@rheanasmith9011

4 жыл бұрын

@@creature8911 rip

@WorriorXD

4 жыл бұрын

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!🤣

@name-wr2qg

4 жыл бұрын

Wait. You actually never heard that song bedore?

hour of cake, cake me eating every hour in quarantine

@kkeomchizz

4 жыл бұрын

I'll come back and trust me this comment will have hundreds of likes

@deepikachandra7857

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@claybrownie9617

4 жыл бұрын

Every hour is the hour of cake during quarentine 😂

@dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307

4 жыл бұрын

@@claybrownie9617 But is it the hour of cake, cake?

@connie5421

4 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it to you, but cake is a lie.

This is brilliant! Probably one of my Top 5 Google Translate songs.

@koolkitty108

3 жыл бұрын

The greatest showman was one of mine, never seen the movie but the translations were funny haha

Much good singing. Both of you are amazing.