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Next he’s gonna make “google translate tells me how to do open heart surgery”
“What does she know? She’s happily married.” HAHAHAHAHA!!
Did everyone miss that he changed his profile pic to when he was covered in foil and rapping with a turkey??!!
“Maybe it should be a side piece, no that’s how we ended up in this wives situation”
Brandon with purple hair is a whole aesthetic
He- he's evolving.... It's growing... It isn't limited to food no more....
I just realized that Brandon and his sister have ThE SaMe HaIrStYle that's so cute their siblingship is the definition of wholesome!
Let’s talk about how randomly out of nowhere his hair is purple
"Neighbors were getting a little nosy, had to limit their viewing." "Time to do what I do best, screw it up." These, these are gold.
The dog just following him while he sneaks through the backyard 🤣
"I wonder how far she gets before she forgets her phone"
“It’s a little rough around the edges, but aren’t we all” yes so true
Everyone:
“Marriage is loud sometimes”
"It ain't a home unless it's broken"
Google: well, this is a dog house.
The sheer depression in his voice when he says “i d r o p p e d m y w e i n e r” makes me so sad
me who's watched most of the google translate cooking videos: "oh no, oh god no"
"i wonder when she's gonna release she left her phone here, i should call her."
So nobody is going to talk about him and his sister having the same hair cut?
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Next he’s gonna make “google translate tells me how to do open heart surgery”
“What does she know? She’s happily married.” HAHAHAHAHA!!
Did everyone miss that he changed his profile pic to when he was covered in foil and rapping with a turkey??!!
“Maybe it should be a side piece, no that’s how we ended up in this wives situation”
Brandon with purple hair is a whole aesthetic
He- he's evolving.... It's growing... It isn't limited to food no more....
I just realized that Brandon and his sister have ThE SaMe HaIrStYle that's so cute their siblingship is the definition of wholesome!
Let’s talk about how randomly out of nowhere his hair is purple
"Neighbors were getting a little nosy, had to limit their viewing." "Time to do what I do best, screw it up." These, these are gold.
The dog just following him while he sneaks through the backyard 🤣
"I wonder how far she gets before she forgets her phone"
“It’s a little rough around the edges, but aren’t we all” yes so true
Everyone:
“Marriage is loud sometimes”
"It ain't a home unless it's broken"
Google: well, this is a dog house.
The sheer depression in his voice when he says “i d r o p p e d m y w e i n e r” makes me so sad
me who's watched most of the google translate cooking videos: "oh no, oh god no"
"i wonder when she's gonna release she left her phone here, i should call her."
So nobody is going to talk about him and his sister having the same hair cut?