This is so sad...it may have been garbage but it was our garbage

@stiprus_garsas

3 жыл бұрын

some people's garbage is other people's ungarbage

@metalheadmaniac8686

3 жыл бұрын

its garbage that we all know and love

@bobthebuilder6412

3 жыл бұрын

This man is speaking fax, now that's a language I understand

@GingerHead.

3 жыл бұрын

@UCo180FSS0zQHqtOUCp6s3wA uhuh ok man you do you mr cp

@user-kf8er9wj1p

3 жыл бұрын

it's only y'all garbage, not mine

This is like finding out that your middle school best friend, who you havent heard of in years had passed away

@TheRealNoob933

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 i see you too hey! Btw guys ignore him!

@theguywholikesturtlez

3 жыл бұрын

Read this in Charlie's voice

@johnsonzelop4259

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 stfu

@PinkPask

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 ignore him guys

@poopfart583

3 жыл бұрын

wdym this is LIKE it, yahoo answers was my best friend in middle school

My mom is a single mother in a third world country. She was an attorney before she retired. One of her clients answered a legal question on yahoo answers and recommended her. That recommendation was literally the first thing that came up on a google search. It gave her enough clients to put me and my brother through high school and college. So I pretty much have my mom and yahoo answers to thank for my current status in life. RIP.

@timothy9087

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, that's an awesome story, good for you guys :)

@youngnegger2223

3 жыл бұрын

Yahoo answers was a good father

@reed2b121

3 жыл бұрын

This is ... beautiful

@ArcaneDucky

3 жыл бұрын

I... I'm not criyng

@Yatagurusu

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so confused how did she make money from this

‘Does spider have puss puss?’ “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” I will miss it

@tonoornottono

3 жыл бұрын

“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -sisyphus

@mctuna7058

3 жыл бұрын

my favorite one it just reminds me of the copy pasta where this guy fucks a spider and talks about it

@voraxity965

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonoornottono "one must imagine sysiphus' puss puss"

@jmmip202

3 жыл бұрын

Thog dont caare

@kevintrang3007

3 жыл бұрын

kshaway?

"why did i get rejected 11 times?" "because you tried 11 times"

@minzy093

3 жыл бұрын

Yea his fault for only trying 11 times

@machomanalexyt5736

3 жыл бұрын

go for a world record

@Asian.Thomas

3 жыл бұрын

This is why i never get rejected

@m3k886

3 жыл бұрын

1 more like and you got 1k

@maximilliammus8137

3 жыл бұрын

Just dont get rejected it’s basic math idiot

The classic Yahoo Answers question I’ll never forget is “what did my dad just say to me? I was listening to my ipod and I couldn’t hear him”

@3dDoener

3 жыл бұрын

And the answers range from "he told you to buy me pizza" to "he wants to have sex with you" lol

@stahp4666

3 жыл бұрын

Ipod was a cherry on top of the question

@kritlon2nd140

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6J4q5ukg6bHkZc.html

@realaxtrap5098

3 жыл бұрын

Soothouse

@sage4evr

3 жыл бұрын

@Nalaikou eric

In high school I googled “how tall is mount X?” for some geography assignment. The only thing about this mountain on the internet was someone asking exactly what I typed 4 years prior on Yahoo Answers. The only answer was “I dunno but probably pretty tall.”

@stevier4964

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@FiSH-iSH

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Athenabadassinthearena

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it ain't wrong

@markswabey5870

2 жыл бұрын

lol that sounds like something i would have said

@snake9748

2 жыл бұрын

what a legend

A personal favorite of mine: Q: how big is the specific ocean? A: Can you be more Pacific? Such a lawless time. Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened. R.I.P. Yahoo Answers

@Snehu

3 жыл бұрын

This brings back so many memories i wanna cry

@zogzii

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was old at that time ✌️

@greatest_bumble_bee_dude

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is that a high majority of the people who were on yahoo answers were just folks who were asking questions about whatever and answering them using a totally different sock puppet accounts which are incorporated herein as cheating besides, the yahoo answers users will all likely just go over to other online questions and answers sites such as quora or possibly even answerbag or whatever sites they feel like frequenting

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Legal Cat same here. Pearl Ls answers were always what got me though.

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Legal Cat wonder what she’s up to these days.

My favourite answers were the people who would say "I'm sorry I don't know anything about that".

@P.Subaeruginosa

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, the person who doesn't know anything about the subject expressing that they don't know rather than just not answering. 👌

@Shmaples

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to do a long term study on the brains of people who do this. What is their plan? What are they thinking 🤔? What's their game?

@danny6714

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shmaples It’s just funny.

@Parrtorias

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shmaples it'll be people not so tech savvy they, on Amazon anyway, think they have to reply regardless of what they know lol

@oscarjrvelasquez8520

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shmaples their goals are beyond our understanding.

Yahoo answers Pros: Accessible to all people Cons: *Accessible to all people*

@PotaraGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Solid 200 likes , can’t upset the balance- oh what the hell.

@Truck-kun_01

3 жыл бұрын

@@PotaraGuy oh well the universe is gonna collapse now.

@dipanjanghosal1662

3 жыл бұрын

Jist like democracy

@Themurderin

3 жыл бұрын

Question and answer sites in a nutshell.. CoD bless humanity.

@JohnCena-kn9tv

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the internet

About 12 years ago, I asked Yahoo answers if being a bastard (child born to unmarried parents) means I was going to hell. A bunch of sweet, older Christian ladies assured me I was fine lmao. I spent a lot of time on Yahoo answers as a latchkey kid

@willieearles3151

3 жыл бұрын

Awww, that’s really sweet.

@overclucker

3 жыл бұрын

The question now is what to do with all the old people on YA.

@hfrmartin

3 жыл бұрын

@@overclucker they get deleted with the website

@Tomato1224

3 жыл бұрын

Booba now

@allydef

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually very sweet and wholesome. I’m glad that you had those ladies answer you.

Favorite to this day Why do black people call each other Monica? Is it a cultural thing? "Whats good Monica?" "Monica lets run this ball"

@junechevalier

3 жыл бұрын

Ay that's monica

@Onyedikachi23

3 жыл бұрын

I love monicas

@ninetailedfox579121

3 жыл бұрын

All these years waiting for an N-word pass and I could've just been calling everyone Monica? Damn why didn't I see that earlier.

@leo_jay2739

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninetailedfox579121 BRUHHHHHHHHHHH big brain shit

@tygarner9142

3 жыл бұрын

This is the first I’ve heard of this. I ain’t never call nobody Monica 🤨

My favourite one was: "will my laptop get heavier if put more files on it?"

@deadturret4049

3 жыл бұрын

But will it?

@arriver3403

3 жыл бұрын

But will it?

@sniperranger4367

3 жыл бұрын

But will it?

@zzzdanny9244

3 жыл бұрын

But will it?

@bingchilling9768

3 жыл бұрын

But will it?

"My dad said something to me today, but I was wearing headphones and I didn't hear him. What did he say to me" - George Washington

@TPK_MAKG

3 жыл бұрын

somebody please tell him what he said

@kakyoindonut3213

3 жыл бұрын

"he said that you're adopted, now get out of the house" -Hitler the Troll

@reaper-hh6rj

3 жыл бұрын

''with protests and women the same advice goes,always stay away from the hoes''-Gandhi.

@ProudFilthyCasual

3 жыл бұрын

“Are ya winning son?”

@kritlon2nd140

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e6J4q5ukg6bHkZc.html

Teacher: "There's no dumb questions" Yahoo answers:

@Aaron-fe2ih

3 жыл бұрын

I got math answers from Yahoo answers. They were correct most of the time actually.

@dr.danburritoman1293

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aaron-fe2ih Fax, Charlie lied throughout this video.

@Aaron-fe2ih

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.danburritoman1293 it's removed now. Damn I get chem questions back and forth but now it's gone.

@dr.k8610

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.danburritoman1293 no he really didn’t, ninety nine percent of the questions were ludicrously stupid, misinformed, or just offensive, same goes with the answers

@lrizzard

3 жыл бұрын

theres no dumb questions, only dumb people

I fed my dog 9 grapes when I was 14 and immediately went to yahoo answers to ask what to do and they said rush him to the vet, which we did and they detoxed him and he was okay so I guess yahoo answers wasn’t that useless afterall.

@A.S._Trunks

3 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Joestar fed his dog grapes :(.

@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888

3 жыл бұрын

dogs can't have grapes?

@dang5736

3 жыл бұрын

@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 No, grapes are very poisonous to dogs. No idea why

@asiancookies5479

3 жыл бұрын

@@A.S._Trunks well dio took care of it

@tras500

3 жыл бұрын

ok i know you was 14 but what was your thought process why did you ask this question AFTER feeding your dog 9 grape did you suspect that maybe grapes aren't very good? and if so why did you ask after it this is so fucking baffling to me

Someone should create a yahoo answers archive so the thousands of hilarious questions aren’t lost

@fairdot

3 жыл бұрын

aka the MbMbaM podcast

@rajurastogi6393

3 жыл бұрын

Go to reddit

@fk8bebop

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajurastogi6393 redditor alert redditor alert

@PrintOmnivore20

3 жыл бұрын

There is a team trying to archive it, sorta like what happened with the Mario Maker bookmark site.

@botondnagym7460

3 жыл бұрын

Wayback Machine

Yahoo answers and urban dictionary: the two pillars in north american sex education.

@AmanKumarPadhy

3 жыл бұрын

Well indians got quora and look at our population.

@dannydanny5345

3 жыл бұрын

don’t forget quora tho

@TheMetasora

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes protected sex is at an all time high and sex is at an all time low for the newer generation, maybe don’t post about things you don’t know.

@fica1137

3 жыл бұрын

Urban Dictionary has thousands of terms for sex acts that exist, and millions for ones that don't exist (unless you are so vile to try them out for yourself)

@kusti1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmanKumarPadhy hahaha You know - quora also has some really steamy stories 😏🤠

I'm sure everyone who's been on Yahoo before has a question and answer they'll never forget from it, so here's mine: Q: "I accidentally peed inside my girlfriend and now she's really mad at me, what do I do?" A: "Sounds like urine trouble"

@_s-p-e-c-t-r-a_music_

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@bubkool9096

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@Z3t487

3 жыл бұрын

Nice answer.

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant

@anorange7900

3 жыл бұрын

An Orange loves this comment

Someone should make a cards against humanity deck with yahoo answers

@Ismael-kc3ry

3 жыл бұрын

That’s an amazing idea

@sillylittleowlguy2392

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@melkshake69

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chantekiddo2293

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao, thatsgenius

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Pearl L: I would hope so

"I think my dog is pregernet?" You will be missed, Yahoo Answers.

@TheTexasDice

3 жыл бұрын

Can you burn a Luigi board?

@suggestedrecommended4249

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTexasDice ouja bored

@basementlm4200

3 жыл бұрын

Does athism help you get advanced in Homosexueality?

@basementlm4200

3 жыл бұрын

What is Athetits??

@thedreambirds

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTexasDice weggy board game???

RIP to literally the best place to troll in the early 2010s.

@DawkBrawlin

3 жыл бұрын

Um ok ig

@powerpanda6446

3 жыл бұрын

Panda agrees!!

@JustoonsYes

3 жыл бұрын

@Lil Kuxk No, shut up kiddo

@JustoonsYes

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus You too, shut up!

@MtnDew4828

3 жыл бұрын

DEW

its honestly kinda weirdly heartwarming because in yahoo answers everyone was so genuine when asking & answering even if the questions were dumb as hell. people just trying to help other people out

@thecipher8495

3 жыл бұрын

i'd say 90% of it was genuine, but still 'everyone'

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Pearl L

Holy shit I remember writing SO many horrifically embarrassing questions asking if people thought my crush liked me back. I would detail insanely trivial interactions between the two of us but exaggerate them _just_ enough to make it seem like I had a chance. Half of me is happy I never have to read them ever again, but the other half is sad that those memories are gone :(

@gautamsharma3361

3 жыл бұрын

You should have proposed to your crush though, you're cute

@CaatsGoMoooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@gautamsharma3361 Not back then I wasn't. Also, I did confess to him, and he left me on read lmfaooo

@gautamsharma3361

3 жыл бұрын

@@CaatsGoMoooo lol that hurt me on a spiritual level, why do the crushes always leave us unanswered!

@bobobsen

3 жыл бұрын

@@gautamsharma3361 kinda weird dude

@gautamsharma3361

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobobsen Oh no, anyways

i can’t believe i’m actually mourning over the worlds shittiest website. rest in piece yahoo answers

@Jakey4000

3 жыл бұрын

Grandma, put the gun down and walk away from yahoo HQ.

@xLuis89x

3 жыл бұрын

the worlds shittiest website? did you forgot twitter exists?

@heatsflamesman5353

3 жыл бұрын

@@xLuis89x yeah

@memecity4468

3 жыл бұрын

That would be wikihow

@user-ze2yx7ku1n

3 жыл бұрын

@@memecity4468 wikihow isnt that bad

Thank god I finished college physics before Yahoo answers disappeared. Thank you people that asked the same question I had 10 years ago, you’re all legends.

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

@Lil Kuxk no. I won’t click that link

@Michonster

3 жыл бұрын

@@anapple1220 yeah, not going that route either

@maximilianmus6033

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fIx8uaqPXZSrqrg.html

@lourenlaverdy6829

3 жыл бұрын

3 minutes ago

@krubyte497

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus rot

“Why did I get rejected 11 times” Cause you haven’t asked a 12th time

@anorange7900

3 жыл бұрын

333 likes and 0 replies, what in tarnation...

Rest in piece, "How can a nine year old get prengant" You will be sorely missed.

@katiemay6560

3 жыл бұрын

So, so many repetitions of "Can I get pregnant from holding hands with my boyfriend" lost to the ether.

@TarantuLandoCalcuLingus

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a possibly that im peegnant.?

@maismade6013

3 жыл бұрын

Am I gregnant?

@moved.6963

3 жыл бұрын

".......pregenanant???!!!'

@DoofusJack

3 жыл бұрын

Am I pergente?

I haven’t felt this much pain since club penguin shut down

@genegray9895

3 жыл бұрын

yahoo answers is kil

@fredwood6107

3 жыл бұрын

@@genegray9895 no

@TheoZaHero

3 жыл бұрын

i was at home eating gumdrop wen phone ring

@anthony._l7155

3 жыл бұрын

Cringimillius

@DPSFSU

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 win at what? Having the most shit in his shoes? Morons.

“You would get the worst answers by the most unqualified people” sounds exactly like Ask Reddit

@sedgrickwilliams957

3 жыл бұрын

So many people on Reddit who project their insecurities as if they know something about you or your life decisions based on one comment, Post or Reply....Buncha hive minded linear thinking degenerate basement dwellers.

@sedgrickwilliams957

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArunKumar-dv8zw Basement dweller: someone who never left home to socialize or work on their interpersonal skills.

@yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947

3 жыл бұрын

I think r/askreddit could be the one to take its place.

@isabellajemica

3 жыл бұрын

Some answers are funny tho

@ATemplarIGuess

3 жыл бұрын

r/legaladvice

"I've been going out with this girl for 3 months and one day I said to her "you're the best girlfriend ever" and she was confused and thought I was joking and said she was a guy and she thought I was a girl.... so basically I thought she was a girl and she thought I was a girl, but we're both guys. What should I do?? I really like him?? Am I gay??" This is an actual question asked on Yahoo answers.. :)

@mamagoosey

3 жыл бұрын

That's both sweet and oh-dear-lord-what-the-bajeezus at the same time

@arcknight_bk2o183

3 жыл бұрын

And I still have the screenshot to this question

@allydef

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that one. I was dying of laughter because it sounds so much like an anime 🤣 I just want to know what happened to them after that. Was he still attracted to the guy even after knowing he wasn’t a girl, or was he only attracted to guy when he thought he was a girl?

@Invincible_joe

3 жыл бұрын

@@allydef haha, this one always takes the cake of Yahoo Answers. I remember I was in high school back then when it became popular and I couldn't believe it was real until I searched for it and saw it myself.. it was fkn hilarious.

@Matthy63

3 жыл бұрын

top 10 anime twists

Dude I remember being in elementary school and going to answer random people's questions on Yahoo Answers so that says something about the quality of responses you would get

@realchiknuggets

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO That explains so much

90% of the questions in my high school text books had answers on yahoo. RIP gone but never forgotten

@saltycomet

3 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@almica1228

3 жыл бұрын

quizlet has taken this role nowadays. not quite the same but at least the ancient art of googling homework questions will stay alive

@utilizator500

3 жыл бұрын

@@almica1228 Cheating is a way more ancient skill and graceful art than studying for school.

@colinmcmasters5819

3 жыл бұрын

@@almica1228 it's becoming increasingly difficult to cheat on the exams though. Even the online ones. You'll fail the class if you Google answers to questions without working them out yourself.

@sirrismendozasunlessrealms5775

3 жыл бұрын

Quora, Quizlet and Brainly are your sources now.

" Everybody lives in a society, but where does society live ? 😔 "

@bv83x

3 жыл бұрын

*society*

@Robiness

3 жыл бұрын

It lives in our hearts 😔

@SirTorcharite

3 жыл бұрын

A micro-region or macro-society depending on the layout and majority culture

@BillyTheKidOfficialYT

3 жыл бұрын

We live in a society

@Rivan98

3 жыл бұрын

Society lives in everybody

Only OG's remember that Ricardo Milos used Yahoo answers as a medium to explain that he has moved on, got a happy family and doesn't want to be connected with the memes about him.

@AmazingRebel23

3 жыл бұрын

Who was this again?

@Hi-vs3sy

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmazingRebel23 the famous guy dancing in underwear

@HikariGamer1

3 жыл бұрын

Wait really? I tought the last social media post he ever did was way before the meme spread,it was a "be safe" post from a huricane that was going on??

@duckytheduckster0

3 жыл бұрын

Why would he use Yahoo answers as a medium?

@damasake

3 жыл бұрын

Link or it didn't happen

RIP Yahoo Answers, You certainly helped me through my Chemistry class, may you rest well.

@realchiknuggets

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting handsome jack pfp

“How can I get back at my mom without shoving pizza crust up my butt? When I get mad at my mom, I stuff pizza crust up my butt so she has to take me to the hospital. What are some better ways to get back at her?” Classic

@Nonessentialsquid

3 жыл бұрын

Good god

@sleepdeep305

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA who the fuck did this?

@andginisin

3 жыл бұрын

YES LMAO NEVER FORGET

@Ilivepuppys

3 жыл бұрын

I remember hearing that one from Kpopp (the youtuber not the music) she was so funny, then she changed to streaming all the time and left youtube...Kinda sad

@batappreciation9661

3 жыл бұрын

I just uncovered a memory I didn’t to know I had

that was the most wholesome “and that’s about it. See ya.” ive ever heard.

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

@lumine9595

3 жыл бұрын

Killer queen bisen no bakana bites za dusto

@reeceroberts9693

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylvesterstalin7109 you’re so cool and edgy, i wish i was like you.

@DampSeagull9166

3 жыл бұрын

@@reeceroberts9693 what is the link

@throwaway-hp1wt

3 жыл бұрын

@@DampSeagull9166 just some random vid

I remember accidentally swallowing a little sip of mouthwash when I was younger and being scared because the bottle said “do not swallow.” So I posted on Yahoo Answers asking if I was going to die.

@uselessgod-4934

3 жыл бұрын

Did you?

@NoriMori1992

3 жыл бұрын

What were the answers?

@goldcherries

3 жыл бұрын

but seriously, did you died?

@thecipher8495

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldcherries diededied i guess?

@FiSH-iSH

3 жыл бұрын

guys i think they died 😳

No worries people, we still have the wayback machine to see these bangers.

@ericpratt984

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. Thank you for telling us this, Patrick-sama.

I’m sure like 50% of Yahoo questions are just middle schoolers asking for homework answers or asking things they don’t want on their Google search history so their parents don’t see it

@lonely_ghost9857

3 жыл бұрын

I hope they knew they could delete their history

@Gatorade69

3 жыл бұрын

Or just straight trolling. My friends and I trolled Yahoo Answers since the moment it was introduced.

@lonely_ghost9857

3 жыл бұрын

@Lil Kuxk stfu

@lonely_ghost9857

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus stfu

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

"How to impress my crush"?

The mall rejection guy asked in a gender and women's studies forum 💀

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

@zukitamo

3 жыл бұрын

Dont click the link above

@bluebod2264

3 жыл бұрын

@@zukitamo ...what does it link to

"find something you are good at" 30 years later and I'm still on this step.

@maxpulido4268

2 жыл бұрын

"Instructions unclear, am now homeless and illiterate."

Yahoo was way ahead of its time. In 2001, maybe even earlier, you could use it to watch music vids, and even exclusive live performances. They had the most user friendly, and varied chats almost a decade before social media came about. They practically invented the home page news feed.

"Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?"

@derekhofstetler3998

3 жыл бұрын

Wat?

@kiaanderson7665

3 жыл бұрын

but why is it always in the right place?

@cupboard_raider

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually a good question

@kalebredacted3770

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing the same reason people always have eyebrows in the right place something the cats DNA has by default

@Rumo_Notna

3 жыл бұрын

@@rBlake cats, but luckily they have holes in their fur where their eyes are

RIP to all the people who answered with "I have the same problem too". You shall not be missed

@pessinieminen4341

3 жыл бұрын

RIP meaning rest in purgatory?

@LoliPolice-bf7mw

3 жыл бұрын

@@pessinieminen4341 rest in possibly unanswered questions.

@MrHack4never

3 жыл бұрын

They moved on, now they're answering "I don't know" on Amazon product questions, to questions like "is this mouse pad Windows 10 compatible?"

@redmist6630

3 жыл бұрын

"yo i think i have cancer what i do?" best answer: "chug water and pray" literally bitlife choices

@Geister7

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrHack4never God I fucking hate people that do that, always report them lmao

One that I saw today, the last day of its life: "Why does my BF want to hang out with his friends?" A real stumper right there.

I will never forget the best question and answer on this site : Q : How large is the spesific ocean ? A: Can you be more pacific ?

"Why I can't cut my poop the way I used to?" That was a classic.

@-MAJIK-

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes I swear I was the only one that ever wondered about that. Well, we’re doomed now brother. It was a pleasure for sure. 🤝

@Proletrolliat

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes that question almost made me cry its so beautiful and wise

@mamamiyalozatoz

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes lol i thought it was only me

@timdickson8634

3 жыл бұрын

Now they'll have to ask questions like that on reddit...where the answer will be to get a new poop knife.

@MrZixad

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes If you don't know that means you slept on biology class my dude

Quora is like the step dad that does everything he can to make you like him, but you still call them by their first name instead of dad cause your real dad (Yahoo Answers) is way cooler

@miguelisaurusbruh1158

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it surprised me how cool Quora is, i didn't find anything bad, the answers were useful and the questions interesting, i browsed there like 3 hours and was very entertaining

@benjaminlu793

3 жыл бұрын

@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 lol ur kidding right? I always stumble upon questions like "can I survive a shot to the head by a shotgun at close range" weird stuff like that

@justastudent1423

3 жыл бұрын

Come to Quora, we have: -Russian propagandists -Indians advertising web businesses -armchair generals -people farming stupid questions for money -people engaging in stupid questions for money -r/Iamversmart conservatives -new age karens -3 people breaking their backs carrying that shit who are worth visiting the site for

@jackie_boi116

3 жыл бұрын

Thing about Quora is that it is extremely biased (some topics) and flame wars usually happen in the comment sections (again, some topics) Other than that, its pretty good.

@redtheyiffer

3 жыл бұрын

I FUCKING hate quora. I had to create an account just to see all the answers for one thing and then I got like 5 emails a day about random questions I didn't give a shit about

Charlie’s response to the question about the guy asking if he should date a woman with a high IQ, ouch that was a burner response.

@netnooker

3 жыл бұрын

Found the guy who asked out 11 girls at the mall.

@ericpratt984

3 жыл бұрын

@@netnooker Where is he?

@ya4550

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericpratt984 at the mall

@ericpratt984

3 жыл бұрын

@@ya4550 Oh...

@arcadeinvader8086

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericpratt984 Duh

2:30 "I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?" (Inserts joke about Charlie being Jesus)

@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888

3 жыл бұрын

LMBOO

@infinitehwd2103

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny how if u burn it you go to hell.. But they were meant to A T E which is much worse like bruh

@alias4526

3 жыл бұрын

what joke

@requitalta1972

3 жыл бұрын

@MOHAMMED MAHIR LABEEB SAHL ABDULLAH If you're asking what motivates him to comment then look no further than yourself. He comments just like you and me. It's just that his comments hit harder than most evident by the likes.

@Vocalic

3 жыл бұрын

I keep finding u everywhere @Just Some Guy without a Mustache

Yahoo answers brought us classics like: “How DEEP inside an apple is the Most nutrition?” and “Why can’t we grow burger in tree?”

@Hammi4Real

3 жыл бұрын

In order to grow burgers in tree, one must first plant the seeds located on the bun.

@josiahgoodman8875

3 жыл бұрын

Preganananant.

@Dokurider

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hammi4Real Careful now, Big Fast Food doesn't want this getting out...

@dr.danburritoman1293

3 жыл бұрын

Well the 1st one is a legit question tho. The answer is not very deep at all, on the skin.

@maxpulido4268

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.danburritoman1293 wrong, since the skin is mostly indigestible plant cellulose

Quora is like the exact opposite of Yahoo answers. The questions seem like they’re asked by absolute mental cases but the replies are always serious and helpful

@utilizator500

3 жыл бұрын

We must have been looking at different questions, because Quora is only slightly less dog shit than yahoo answers in my experience.

@opticalspider7003

3 жыл бұрын

@@utilizator500 the questions asked on Quora are absolutely mental. Especially ones parents ask. The top few answers are usually reasonable people who try to be level headed no matter how bat shit the question is

@falconer-ts8fq

3 жыл бұрын

@@opticalspider7003 sometimes, even the answers make no goddamn sense

@h0lodm0966

3 жыл бұрын

Quora, where you can ask the dumbest shit, and get a serious essay as an answer.

@kakyoindonut3213

3 жыл бұрын

yeah I've seen a question about china vs taiwan, the first answer is soo fucking long with image and links and all detail things

I was actually a Top Answerer for three seperate categories on Yahoo Answers

@realchiknuggets

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s a brag, honestly.

@arcadeinvader8086

3 жыл бұрын

You should use that as a pickup line

@realchiknuggets

3 жыл бұрын

@@arcadeinvader8086 loool 90% success rate

@mrboxing3517

3 жыл бұрын

Same, boxing and American football lol Back in 2008 I named an account “John Madden” and put his picture on there and answered a bunch of football questions and I had several people message me, asking me if I were the real John Madden lol

@TheOne69

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrboxing3517 were you?

Even Charlie couldn't keep a straight face at 5:01. I was laughing so hard.

"How do I get rich?" Was really expecting that to lead into a joke about wanting to date a guy named Rich.

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

@hunorio

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly it’s a really good answer like it’s how tons of people got rich

@cracksdhead

3 жыл бұрын

That's rich! XD

@redtheyiffer

3 жыл бұрын

Sell sea shells on the sea shore after creating a sense of scarcity, advertising the shells, making a franchise, expanding

@jumpyman9754

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Dick

yahoo is that one cousin at family gatherings that you always forget about and need to be reminded of their existence every 5 minutes

@dizzee2100

3 жыл бұрын

hey that's rude, I don't didn't want to come to this stupid family gathering anyway

As much as they’re legitimate questions being answered on Quora, I feel like Quora is going to be the reincarnation of Yahoo Answers lol. I mean just for reference look up questions involving Shrek on Quora lmao

I've been using Yahoo Answers mostly for the R&S and politics section back in my teenage years, just to pass some time when bored. It's like a chat room more than a helpful Q&A place lol. Literally 80-90% of the questions there are just rhetorical questions.

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

And so we’re the answers like Pearl L having the same few word responses. But every once in a while she actually have a good answer

Anyone ever think of how dangerous Charlie would be to people who find him knowing absolutely nothing about him or sarcasm

@starkyisgod3778

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@eljn2737

3 жыл бұрын

Well autistic people have a hard time understanding sarcasm, not all of them, but as far as I know, since it's illogical, it doesn't make sense to them. It really must suck to miss out on one of the greatest forms of comedy, imo. Then again, autistic people are usually smart so I think they would only be confused watching Charlie's videos lol.

@starkyisgod3778

3 жыл бұрын

@@eljn2737 yeah must suck not being able to fully understand the videos created by the one and only jesus christ

@TheRealNoob933

3 жыл бұрын

Listen guys there are Max discord fans who are spamming the comments. Don't give them the attention. Spread the Awareness

@eljn2737

3 жыл бұрын

@@starkyisgod3778 WAIT since they can't understand Charlie's humor does that explain why most autistic people are atheists!?

First Adobe Flash and now Yahoo Answers. My childhood is slowly fading into oblivion as time passes by...

@Samdroid_

3 жыл бұрын

One day and without knowing it It will be your time to fade away human

@currymuncher6980

3 жыл бұрын

@@Samdroid_ yooooooo

@jadedjimmy

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Club penguin 😩😓

@ReticularTunic7

3 жыл бұрын

“He called me a pedophile. I mean he’s not wrong but he has no evidence” . -MaximillianMus

@DragonSkylander30

3 жыл бұрын

Get ready to start playing "It's just a burning memory."

*Nobody:* *The one yahoo form i found: “What do i do if i pee on my tv?/“how to fix tv that has been peed on”*

Man this brings back memories. I remember when I was 13, someone posted a question on there asking why their lizard or something wasn't eating and stopped moving and I answered saying it was probably suicidally depressed and the op got super mad at me. Good to know I was a part of this historical movement of diligently, humbly quelling the curiosity of the masses.

NOOOOOOO! NOW HOW WILL I FIND OUT IF IT’S SAFE TO DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BEING BITTEN BY A TURTLE AS A WEE LAD?!?!

@laurituominen357

3 жыл бұрын

Quora

@Considerable_Ounce

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurituominen357 no

@Themurderin

3 жыл бұрын

@@Considerable_Ounce Only if you want a serious answer to that dumb question lol

@Considerable_Ounce

3 жыл бұрын

@chill lounge k

@justcallmeandrew942

3 жыл бұрын

@chill lounge that was the smoothest crash landing

"Stop being such a nice guy... Start smoking ciggaretes, wear a leather jacket, maybe some studded boots, a studded belt and bracelets." isnt that Nicholas Cage?

@lexingtonthelion5478

3 жыл бұрын

I know this advice was sarcasm, but I'm truly wondering if it might be best for the OP to actually follow it.

@VenusIsleNews

3 жыл бұрын

stay far nickolas cage

@Bubbly_Dragon

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone aspires to be Nicholas Cage deep down

@armageddongirl612

3 жыл бұрын

HOW DO I GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU IF I HAD TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU WHAT KIND OF LIFEEE WOULD THAT BEEEEEEEEE?

@miraclemaker1418

3 жыл бұрын

@@lexingtonthelion5478 I mean the guy clearly has nothing to lose lol, might as well try

Some Charlie stans should make a lore book about him, but using all of his claims, like before the big bang there was Yahoo. I think this book would be hilarious. Unfortunately Charlie's existential power and knowledge could never be bound by such a mere mortal medium. Btw love you Charlie!

@kittensoundwave3480

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie has a book The bible

@LurchingDeath

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittensoundwave3480 Lol

My personal fav: Q: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I eat dirt? A: Why are you eating dirt? Op’s Edit: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No. So answer the question.

@NoriMori1992

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but that's genuinely concerning that his arm would shake and turn red 😳 Now I wanna know why too…

@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr

3 жыл бұрын

@@NoriMori1992 anthrax

@thecipher8495

3 жыл бұрын

@@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr going to 'chop town' if you ask me lmfao good luck to his arm whoops iz gone

Historic website closing for good Wayback machine: Now this looks like a job for me

@RedMarcus14

3 жыл бұрын

That works?

@txufza1522

3 жыл бұрын

So everybody just follow me

@josh223

3 жыл бұрын

CAUSE WE NEED A LITTLE CONTROVERSY

@ThatOneKidd_

3 жыл бұрын

Cause it feels so empty without me

@fireice8828

3 жыл бұрын

Yahoo answers is staying up just everything will be archived and you can’t ask new questions

I wouldn’t have passed chemistry or physics without yahoo answers. I owe the people who answered the questions from my textbook 10 years ago my life.

@Considerable_Ounce

3 жыл бұрын

I was finding questions to my calc homework that had already been answered like 2 years ago. It still feels so recent.

@livalil

3 жыл бұрын

This!! people always talked about the memes but i Need these people that answered random textbook questions

I remember back in the good old days when I was looking for the answers for my homework and someone linked the entire pre calc text book I was using full of answers what a fucking legend

Y’all, imma miss Yahoo answers. I used it to help answer questions for my classes and most of the time (95%) they were right. I salute to you Yahoo answers!

Fun Fact: Yahoo is still a big thing in Japan, with it's logo being the old classic one and the auction site being big there.

@odeswarms

3 жыл бұрын

they sell cool clothes on yahoo Japan auctions

@finalangel6615

3 жыл бұрын

Yep I use them very helpful even though I live overseas.

@LetsGoGetThem

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeyLogger Yahoo is literally one of the most (if not the, like in 2018) visited websites in Japan, lol.

@kevinbrooks9074

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: People that use "Fun Fact" to start their comments are lame!

Yahoo Auctions is huge in Japan. It's basically what they use instead of eBay or so I've heard. Japan is singlehandedly keeping Yahoo alive.

@gudshjrehand3739

3 жыл бұрын

Yahoo finance is extremely popular

@kwaitefuni9152

3 жыл бұрын

@@gudshjrehand3739 yeah absolutely. I totally forgot about that. But yeah, Yahoo finance is the go to stock info site. Thanks for the addition!!

@CrimsonKobaNakirigumi

3 жыл бұрын

That, finances and Fantasy Football.

@SRutcosky13

3 жыл бұрын

there’s a lot more than one hand in Japan, i’d say.

@Cardah

3 жыл бұрын

Fantasy sports

My favorite are the troll questions, like: "What is that bright yellow thing in the sky?"

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Pearl L: I think that’s the sun

Thanks for making this vid man. I appreciate it.

My favorite Yahoo answers question is “How is babby formed?”

@pulp6588

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus I’d be embarrassed doing that shit

@rikiishitoru8885

3 жыл бұрын

This is the babby vid btw kzread.info/dash/bejne/fqBhzsuaXamrebw.html

@FreeTaylorSwift

3 жыл бұрын

@@pulp6588. Frogg

@Master_vp101

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximilianMuss obviously you don't even need to imagine...

@bellapompom

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus leave

RIP “am i praganenant”

@ohareair552

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes you are

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that 😂

@Temp_C

3 жыл бұрын

Both yahoo answers and the teen mothers had to abort, so sad

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it like from some guy narrating yahoo answers?

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

The Virgin Mary.

legend has it Yahoo answers was put into effect only moments after The U.S Constitution was finished. R.I.P

One classic Yahoo Answers question to me was: Question: How do I fart? I've never farted? Best Answer: WHAT THE HELL O_O YOU PUSH PUSH PUSH UNTIL U HEAR A BLOOP OR A PHREWWWW

@devindonovan8201

2 жыл бұрын

I.... I CANT MOVE PAST THIS COMMENT 😭

@carlford2137

2 жыл бұрын

Or Pearl L commenting something random

"Am I... PREGANANANT"

@vibhav6551

3 жыл бұрын

Quora better although questions some time same but answers are great

@Raidixx3

3 жыл бұрын

Pregegenant

@danielarputharaj9918

3 жыл бұрын

Prangent

@steviemay3909

3 жыл бұрын

@@vibhav6551 so many people admit that they are abusive parents on quora

@vibhav6551

3 жыл бұрын

@@steviemay3909 bruh I know but it's rare still better than yahoo

nooo now people cant troll anymore

@theyama2929

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@imthewhen

3 жыл бұрын

i see you god damn everywhere tf

@VioletMilks

3 жыл бұрын

“My parents were burned in a fire.... what can I do to help with the pain” *insert joke comment*

@Foxjitas

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I love your content but dod gamn stop showing up on every video I click

@tr0m

3 жыл бұрын

no more trolé face

back in the late 90s I had an email at yahoo, a friend didnt have an email and asked if he could use mine to download a trial of a paint program, to this day I still get emails 'with 'Tim' -his name, in them

@ProtoCJ

3 жыл бұрын

the real question is do you still talk to the guy

I used to love Yahoo answers. My favorite one was a girl asked Yahoo for help when her man asked her to make him a sandwich. The #1 response was "You best go make him that sandwich." Pure gold.

I’ll be honest, I used Yahoo Answers to help me get through my entire college term in chemistry this year, so I’m actually going to miss it. They could have at least waited until June.

@tacticlleunorganizd4775

3 жыл бұрын

Physics for me

@StephanCaba

3 жыл бұрын

I'm never letting you two near my chemicals or physics. EVER.

@blmao5150

3 жыл бұрын

I got my physics degree on yahoo answers

@zach6253

3 жыл бұрын

Whoopty doo buddy

@coolinr9302

3 жыл бұрын

try quora

My favourite yahoo answers question is: “anyone else have the phobia that Batman’s going to smash your head into the mirror while you’re peeing?”

@PolrisTired

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Chadphobia

@hatman4818

3 жыл бұрын

... now I do, jesus...

@callmebill8982

3 жыл бұрын

Oh like the scene from batman begins 😂

@bigclint5622

3 жыл бұрын

I have a fear of someone pushing my head while im drinking from a drinking fountain and breaking my teeth. Is that the same? Batman could do it I guess

@lalo-kt4te

3 жыл бұрын

You just made me imagine that

I still remember one of the ones I saw a few years ago Q: "My butt's on fire, what do I do? A: "Sit in a pool of water, don't you watch cartoons?"

It was super good for asking questions about electronics, people could pull up pdf files that even the way back when machine couldn’t find

“Hearing yahoo and community in the same sentence is shocking” lmao

@youngsters3

3 жыл бұрын

It could be used to describe Nintendo

@viyemp1681

3 жыл бұрын

@Maximilianmus this guy here is very consistent, leave your basement.

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

@@viyemp1681 You mean his parents basement.

@dakotahyounger1156

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eZys06uChNe6pLg.html

@mapatp276

3 жыл бұрын

imagine spamming

One I will not forget, “I lost my car keys where do you think I put them?”

Petition for Charlie to start the next Yahoo! Answers: Critikal Questions

Yahoo answers was actually a huge help with my chemistry homework. I would've never maintained a B average in it without Yahoo Answers. So sad to see it go, sleep easy comrade. You shall not be forgotten Also it's legit shutting down on my birthday this sucks 😔

People who answer Yahoo questions: “You know, I’m something of a scientist myself”

@epicxx7699

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh whose bot is this lmao, it can’t even spell right

@Yuri-ir8wy

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is im dont im done

@giraffeman326

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 get a life

@reddishgold3492

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessecanfly9976 Maximilian stan

@sylvesterstalin7109

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKxnu7tsfrCwYLw.html

Thank you Yahoo Answers for getting me through 80% of my high school homework.

@nightmarishcompositions4536

3 жыл бұрын

Luffytard Nope, did quite well actually lol. The homework answers were usually correct 90% of the time. And I was exaggerating.

@infamousplayer8772

3 жыл бұрын

That's Brainly for me, but I don't know if that's only in Brazil. Anyway, if Brainly wanted, they could probably say they own me.

@abdurrehman4932

3 жыл бұрын

@@infamousplayer8772 I love both websites and there's this site called physics blogspot which is Also good

@isaacmarcucci3777

3 жыл бұрын

@Luffytard yes, going to school 8 hours a day for 12 years means if you dont do your 20 min homework afterschool then your dumb and cheated the system.

@JuanLopez-ss3mz

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmarcucci3777 “20 minute homework” God I want to go to your school

Shots to the heart. I met friends through yahoo answers!

I’ll never forget those moments where I used Yahoo answers for my Physics quiz.

I like how he asked "How do I get rich?" In the singles and dating category.

@mixzoe6228

3 жыл бұрын

The category is automatic. They can still edit it tho but I guess they just didn't care/didn't know lol

@junoguten

3 жыл бұрын

Save up all your money and go to Thailand. There. You're now rich. There'll be a ton of women that'll love you long time if you just pay for their surgery.

@TheRealNoob933

3 жыл бұрын

Listen guys there are Max discord fans who are spamming the comments. Don't give them the attention. Spread the Awareness.

@junoguten

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterrrdrives But since it's in the singles category presumably he wants money for hot chicks?

This man can’t even say “reliable” about Yahoo answers with a straight face lmao 5:01

@Hose_10

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@watema3381

3 жыл бұрын

He almost lost it

@zuton_

3 жыл бұрын

@Jai'ron Harris don’t take it so literal

@zuton_

3 жыл бұрын

@Jai'ron Harris you might just be acting like a smart ass but still, a “straight face” means not laughing, smiling, or showing any sign of laughter; Poker face.

@sophiefilo16

3 жыл бұрын

Thought my audio glitched for a second... XD

Yahoo Answers helped teach me how to do certain chemistry, physics, math, and engineering problems throughout college.

This was my guilty pleasure. Loved the site. It helped me repair my old pc