Gotta start with either matt screaming or Smii7ys falsetto laugh

"Amazing, whales have some of the smallest sperm of all mammals. They vary from 50-75 microns, whereas human sperm are 40-90 microns long." - google

@Kryoz

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck

@oneoddcanadian9468

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck

@teebee0806

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck

@the_offliner

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck

@iliketoast_5956

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck

Kryoz and Smii7y in a retirement home 60 years from now: "How are you getting worse with every stroke?"

@huhwut6

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@adammarks9582

3 жыл бұрын

"you have bear fists?"

@imsippinonsimpjuice2531

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammarks9582 “They’re selling what?”

@killer114188t

3 жыл бұрын

@@adammarks9582 *the response about 5 weeks later* "You have bear fists?"

@carterbaby5302

3 жыл бұрын

Stop, just stop

Smii7y: A 50 hole map to make the longest golf video John: Best I can do is 9 minutes

“if i squint my ears” is an excellent quote and i will be repeating it from now on

Smii7y makes his longest golf it vid and kryoz makes his shortest golf it vid out of this

@kameronmyles2013

Жыл бұрын

Almost lmao, he has a 7min one as well

Kry & Smii7y: "why are there so much Fun Fuks about us?" Smii7y: "you missed my hole!!'

siri (female uk) x siri (male australian) fanfic when?

@nejjums

3 жыл бұрын

spice it up with a bit of alexa (samuel l. jackson), and i would read it in a heartbeat

@cutelyhorrifying

3 жыл бұрын

I'm tempted to actually write this-

@izihlahla

3 жыл бұрын

@@cutelyhorrifying if you do, PLEASE link it. crackfics need representation

@TheUltima_Werewolf

3 жыл бұрын

Wattpad: Write that down 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣

@everglade8300

3 жыл бұрын

Have them voice their lines

Honestly no cap Johns outro is the best- all the time..Bbno$‘s songs just hit different-

@garciamasters6182

3 жыл бұрын

Song name?

@jackhamilton1168

3 жыл бұрын

@@garciamasters6182 it’s at the bottom of the description, but the song is Help Herself by bbno$

All Golf It moments cause brain decay, we’re used to it at this point

This group has such a spicy dynamic that I will never tire of

"If I squint my ears it sounds like you said something else." Kryoz would be the type of person to wear glasses on his ears. Or hearing aids on his eyes

3:33 that escalated so quickly good god 😂

i am amazed how kryoz can fit 2 hours worth of content into less than 10 mins

Kryoz, my man, my eyes straight up bulge out of my skull everytime I have to read your titles. Congrats, I think

#YeahItsOlderFootageShutUp That is quite the mood you're in, John. Wanna talk about it?

6:18 is the best clip i couldn't count how many times i repeated it

SMII7Y's joke after 6:58 was genius and we should all talk about it

Been binge-watching all your old Golf It videos. What a curse to get a new one, I mean blessing, I think??

This is the pure definition of my life in quarantine rn. And that's not always a good thing...

Kryoz twitter stans can officially say they brainrot over your videos

I like the "Yeah it's older footage shut up" tag

I like how he was either 10 over par or got a hole in one for almost every hole

Mini golf with smii7y always the best.

Every time the video ends I be like: Dude Im vibing to bbno$.

kryoz's video titles read like old school Fall Out Boy song titles and i love it

It's so funny watching Kryoz and Smi7y's POV

God, it is so good to see some golf it again with the boys.

Love the intro animations Kryoz!!! Love the iceee

Once again big brain plays by Kryoz with a lot of innuendos this earned a like

I just realised that Kryoz edited in alot of hole in ones. He is just smarterer than most

smitty hits the falsetto notes on some of these laughs man

I gotta say I first that intro talking about whale seman reminded me of Sark. When he was talking about what would be great for a bath.

Ahh! Love that you added help herself at the end.

I love the text editing on this one!

the intro to this video was definitely something but this video was hilarious i really enjoyed it:)

This always makes my day a little bit better. I would even watch your videos if they were 20-30 minutes longer. I’d watch edited stream vods. More John content. Johntent. More pls

Congrats to everyone this early who saw this comment

@grrrfield5660

3 жыл бұрын

thanks

@CharlieOsoo

3 жыл бұрын

I looked at this video 25 minutes after it was posted.

@V4_nn

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks yo

@greatdizzle7411

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro

@cutelyhorrifying

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks bro

I love these titles

Glad to see another car d. Love you kryoz

New kryoz upload: today is good day

All my Favorites in one video and not to mention BBNO$ in the outro. day = made 💜

Great video,John!

Yayyy new vid glad to be here

lmao that last tag!

Love you, Kryoz ❤️

Kryoz is very aggressive in this video

@buch4620

3 жыл бұрын

I love it

Bbno$ at the end was nice to hear aftet a long day

these titles keep getting better and better

love the outro

My brain is always decaying because I work with the public😑 so over humans. Good video.

the description is top tier

JS, i love the outro song

ty for the footage

Thought it was a smi77y vid from the thumbnail but then I read the title and I was like "oh yeah, kryoz"

I like this #YeahItsOlderFootageShutUp tag, great message!

3:14 why does smitty sound like rigby from regular show

babe wake up, kryoz posted

that outro music kills

nice outro music

Wow. 30 seconds. New record.

Ha! Joke on youuuu! Brain decaying starting alreadyyyy

Kryoz top ten funny guys

thank you john, very cool

That new bbno$ song sLAPS

NO MINI LADD!!!! YA BABY

we love good ole brain mush

When it started I thought I was watching a smii7y video

I was 3:35 into the video before i realized i was watching kryoz and not smii7y

my brain started decaying the day i subscribed to kryozgaming

A whale doesn’t have bigger cells, it just has more

I like that I watched Anthony's vid and I remembered that he was muted in the beyinning

i love john

love ya john, you make funny :)

Damn did Jacob Zuma like that 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

The new outro song is a BOP

One minute in and they are talking about whale sprem

Most of the time golf it makes my brain decay but it’s fine

Old footage bro, also, bbno$ "bad to the bone" was lit af

I was boppin' to the ending song, but then started to listen to the actual lyrics and was like yikes chief

I’ve never been to a video this early wow

He really condensed 50 holes into an under 10 minute video

Buddy saved to post this for so long

@Kryoz

3 жыл бұрын

I have a lot of old footage. Still some unused from almost a year ago. Still gonna upload it 😊 (but mixed with new footage)

How are 3000 people gonna view this in the first 10 minutes and not like it.

Matt = the human version of an iPhone alarm tone

7:20 “If I squint my ears” 😂😂😅What??

Also did you ever explain the icey vibe for your outro?

The tags lol

I just stopped watching vids with Kryoz until after John uploads them. So I'm about 2 months behind on the other guys' videos but it's worth it.

"you only did because we showed you how not to do it idiot" new favorite quote if 2021

I love how Smii7y also makes fun of Zuma xDD

golf 👍👍👍

anytime I watch your videos I feel a weird sense of déjà vu, how odd

The outro is just 🥵

NO, NOT THE JACOB ZUMA CLIP 💀

Uses South Africa's *Greatest* President as a meme.... "In the Beningning" hehehe

5:20 GRIZZY? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

It’s old fotage nice

I could've sworn I saw this already

In da bEGiNnInG