The series is named Goblin Slayer, The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer, His job is being a Goblin Slayer, His Title is Goblin Slayer, People only know him as Goblin Slayer.

@devilred18

4 жыл бұрын

We know him as THE GOBLINATOR

@reyneo6791

4 жыл бұрын

We also know him as the GAWBLIN SLAYER

@JiviesThePivies

4 жыл бұрын

The lack of names in the show... it disturbs me

@xHAR3MKINGx

4 жыл бұрын

Its simple

@tairrendaly5855

4 жыл бұрын

@@devilred18 GOBLINS?!

Goblin slayer, how dnd stories get told, Goblin slayer abridged what actualy hapens at the table

@commissarlugh1040

4 жыл бұрын

can confirm.

@skytheannur6168

4 жыл бұрын

Verified as true

@steampunksamp80

4 жыл бұрын

Why is it so accurate, I’m scared, I even have goblin slayer, doomguy, John 117, all JOJOs, John wick, one punch man, and etc, and my dnd buddies have even worse characters; this comment is scarily true

@dudest.v.g.5881

4 жыл бұрын

this happened to my D&D party before but it was kobolds

@timv1109

4 жыл бұрын

i would love if i could play a game like that, ive really never played because the people involved seemed.....boring? i think is the nice way of putting it lol

I love how Priestess is largely unchanged in her personality but Goblin Slayer went from “edgelord who kills goblins because of severe past trauma” to “psychopathic maniac with an insatiable bloodlust specifically for goblins”

@xzenitramx666

6 ай бұрын

Gawwwblinnnsss.

@cupcakewithatophat1131

5 ай бұрын

@@xzenitramx666GAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWBLIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

@MellSayzHi

5 ай бұрын

Man really saw 'favored enemy' and 'Foe slayer's and never looked back

@oreo-postraphe

4 ай бұрын

Ehhh looks like it's going to be a more exacerbated version of it. Taken to an absurdist angle of him coping with it.

@xCCflierx

4 ай бұрын

-blood- lust

"I'm so sorry they took your clothes and only did that and nothing else possible" Oh god

@Morec0

Жыл бұрын

The 4kids dub

@christophermorris9816

Жыл бұрын

I mean the goblin kids did have to come from somewhere

@coachlombardi9657

Жыл бұрын

​@@christophermorris9816 Yeah, the green moon.

@xenomorph733

11 ай бұрын

​@@coachlombardi9657according to the extended lore the girl was pregnant and she killed herself apparently

@AnInkStick

10 ай бұрын

@@xenomorph733nope not truw

Is that really a parody? This seems very... accurate.

@1Manhunt7

2 жыл бұрын

Well, The show is a parody itself soooo

@SMG-ls5js

Жыл бұрын

@@1Manhunt7 the title literally have the word abridged

@elvingearmasterirma7241

Жыл бұрын

They're just removing the seriousness from the original show

@jorgegodoy1590

Жыл бұрын

I like it more better

@GorNaKat

Жыл бұрын

Because it's nod diluted with anime tropes. Only GAAAWBLIN SLAYIN'

Goblin Slayer: what people think DND is like. Goblin Slayer Abridged: what DND is actually like.

@izzy_theog9658

4 жыл бұрын

Totally relatable! While I was DMing a campaign, this happens.

@damianmorningstar3150

4 жыл бұрын

Pathfinder

@brady1863

4 жыл бұрын

The Black Otaku It’s not your fault they stopped coming to games, they’re the ones missing out!

@jm00789

3 жыл бұрын

@@izzy_theog9658 one player once yelled Oh God! RUNAWAY! FULL RETREAT!

@Darksky1001able

3 жыл бұрын

I was once part of a session where a dude made a grenade go off in his hand and he lived. Course he did roll like it was a fucking miracle.

"So, how was your first D&D session?" (Cleric weeps over bodies of murdered party members) "I take it you don't want to play again?" (Sniff) "I'd like to commit to a full campaign." ".....Really?"

@cr_charly3789

Жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAHH 😭😭😭😭

@simonhailom2477

Жыл бұрын

Holy sheet

@camilaalmiron5588

Жыл бұрын

😄😅😨😰😭

@DracoInduperator

Жыл бұрын

That seems accurate

@Atomic_Psychosis

Жыл бұрын

I really don't want to be that guy, but what this have to do with the video?

"The only good goblin is a dead goblin. Now let's make these goblins GOOD!" Now that's good writing.

@AntiDecepticonCampaign

2 ай бұрын

Nothing gooder! This is am the goodest! Eat your heart out shakespear.

"Good thing they only took your clothes and did nothing else possible!" That killed me.

@TheBeastr

5 жыл бұрын

It's better with subtitles since it says 4kids

@takecoverordie5755

5 жыл бұрын

Lol so glad i enabled subtitles

@f.b.iagent8775

5 жыл бұрын

tbh I thought they would do what they did with eran in aot when he started moaning every time they hit him

@ahaloburnout

5 жыл бұрын

Even better when you realize GS calls out the censorship next scene when he points out the goblin kids and calls them goblin lies.

@andyknightwarden9746

3 жыл бұрын

I love that Priestess sounds like she's in hysterical denial.

Goblin slayer is just a medieval doom guy. *Slays goblins with malicious intent*

@jordangarcia3635

4 жыл бұрын

*Slays Goblins with religious intent*

@gavino4637

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@scattershotjd9823

4 жыл бұрын

Well he has to contest with Guts for Medieval Doom Slayer

@Wreck17Mitch

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse Discon and both were sired by Artorias

@theodoreprovencio9097

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that is actually true in real life since I think they used the cgi movements for the doom games

I just realized since none of these characters actually have names, GS saying “we’re not on a name basis yet” actually makes sense.

@GreenDude_Gaming

4 ай бұрын

In goblin Slayer no one has names which is very weird.

@jessevancooney6963

3 ай бұрын

​@@GreenDude_GamingThe creator did that so the audience could more easily imagine themselves as the characters

@Dragonoid269

3 ай бұрын

I figured they didn't have names because most adventurers die early and it makes people mourn less over their eventual deaths (which is how some other anime reasoned about their characters never mentioning their names, but I forgot which one), but that works too

@GreenDude_Gaming

3 ай бұрын

@@Dragonoid269 literally no one has names for example cowgirl's name is just cowgirl. By cowgirl I'm referring to that girl that works on the farm.

@HighEffortUsername

3 ай бұрын

​@@GreenDude_Gaming Goblin slayer is the only character with a real name, Orcbolg

I love how his sword is called "Endbringer" and then, ironically, brought him his end.

@123alexkong

Жыл бұрын

“I’m named Endbringer…but between the Goblins and the boy, I’m not ending the goblins today”

@WorldWalker128

5 ай бұрын

you mean 'poetically', right? If it was an ironic situation it would have saved his life.

@itskitt3237

5 ай бұрын

@@WorldWalker128Nah it’s ironic because it still subverted expectations. It’s true that it’s called “Endbringer” and you’d therefore expect it to bring about an end, but that end is expected to be the end of goblins, not its own wielder, which still makes it ironic.

@KeyboardTarantula

4 ай бұрын

he did not know how to use a sword.

@michaelbuckers

3 ай бұрын

"End... bringer? What a dumb name. It's a dumb name for a dumb sword! Welcome to the arsenal, Endbringer. Daddy loves you~"

"I'm sorry they took your clothes _and did nothing else."_

@sniptaclar5568

4 жыл бұрын

Pokerface first time I thought da faq but got used to it

@kendra_t

4 жыл бұрын

Goblins sure love playing dress up in women's clothes. That's why they're always stealing them, the little scamps!

@SoggiestBread

4 жыл бұрын

@@sniptaclar5568 as you do

@MrRay568

4 жыл бұрын

4kids

@Cure_Hana

4 жыл бұрын

MrRay568 I think this is the first time where censoring the original scene actually helped.

“The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!” Pure Gold.

@adamm5166

3 жыл бұрын

Im stealing it for a dnd character. I dont know how Ill implement it, but I will.

@Darkmythsolider

3 жыл бұрын

Adam M Dew it

@myboydonut1415

3 жыл бұрын

You fell for it I cast death

@amandamerrick8540

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamm5166 we are

@dominickfrandeka956

3 жыл бұрын

*GoblinSlaying Boner arises*

Whoever voice acted those screams surely should get a raise. It's like they condensed 4 whole years of utter pain and agony from fighting goblins into one!

@KMCA779

2 ай бұрын

It sounds like 4 years of repressed customer service trauma... but yeah, I have a feeling neighbours were told before she recorded them... maybe the cops too.

@sallyforth9905

Ай бұрын

Seriously, that first scream from the mage was HAUNTING. Very well done.

“Feels good, riiiiiiight?”😏 “I feel violated.”🥺 “GOOD! You passed the tenth goblin test!”😀 “Hooraaaaaahahaaaaaaay”😭

Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human. Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.

@camilaalmiron5588

Жыл бұрын

True

@ctay7216

Жыл бұрын

Is it depressing to say the abridged version is more of a lifelike scenario😂

@necrochemical5572

Жыл бұрын

i see no difference here.

@GAT-X-K9

Жыл бұрын

@@necrochemical5572 you’ll find that most of the best in their field are crazy

@vuly9636

Жыл бұрын

Actually, she's following him to help him out of gratitude that slowly turns into adoration. Also to protect others from the force of nature that is the GS.

**priestess having emotional breakdown** **GS having the time of his life**

@MrJustonemorevoice

4 жыл бұрын

(Goblin slayer noises)

@JeanMarceaux

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJustonemorevoice *pig noises*

@exskullgaming6396

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT! *lvl 10 Goblin sniffing.*

@0cedced

4 жыл бұрын

Priestess: AAAAAHHHH Goblin Slayer: I had... the time of my liiiiiiife

@Scott.E.H

4 жыл бұрын

Episode one of the actual show in a nutshell. Most of the anime in a nutshell, really.

He really is the embodiment of “Find a job that you love.”

Priestess: *We could have saved her!* Goblin Slayer: *Could we, COULD WE!? I mean yeah, we could've* 🤣

Show: goblin slayer = doom guy Abridged: goblin slayer = Deadpool on drugs as a borderlands 2 character

@viideogaame1840

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenix King correction, Deadpool on about a galaxys worth of crack cocaine, because I think Deadpool is naturally on drugs

@angryastartes1702

5 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer can kick Goblin Slayers ass, change my mind

@craymerventura725

5 жыл бұрын

@@angryastartes1702 thats true but he's technically doom slayer that much much much weaker but his has FULL OF RAGE.

@TTYDpapermario

5 жыл бұрын

so basically deadpool as a psycho ? or even krieg to give an actual playable character(love krieg btw)

@truerandomizer2647

5 жыл бұрын

Phoenix King oh dear god

GS's personality in this Abridged is what I imagine his brain works in the Canon series.

@MOGARISREADY36

5 жыл бұрын

CaptZealot does he not sound like that one character from borderlands?

@CaptZealot

5 жыл бұрын

@@MOGARISREADY36 Meat Bicycle \('-')/

@ZetsubouGintama

5 жыл бұрын

@@MOGARISREADY36 REDRUM!

@silverpaw8054

5 жыл бұрын

@@MOGARISREADY36 Kreig the Pysho ?

@norad_clips

5 жыл бұрын

A new miniseries: Goblin Slayer’s Mind

"Priestess! Where did these goblins come from? Why weren't you watching our rear?!" YOU'RE THE MARTIAL, YOU TELL ME! Why didn't YOU make a caster sandwich?! Slightly recovered Priestess in a sitrep to Guild Girl afterward: "Warrior, dead." Guild Girl: _completely unsurprised_ "Cause of death?" "Suicidal stupidity." Guild Girl: "Gonna be a fun message to send to his family." "Fighter..." _glances at Fighter Girl hugging herself in a blanket and sobbing_ "Suicidal stupidity." Guild Girl: "She's alive, though. More than I expected. Wizard?" "Dead." "Cause of death?" "Martials not guarding the casters, goblin poison, and a mercy killing by Goblin Slayer." Guild Girl: [surprised] "Not suicidal stupidity?" "Well... they all refused to retreat, bring potions, or scout ahead..." Guild Girl: _sighs_ "Time for my screaming break."

@FiftyStates5

6 ай бұрын

Fighter died, monk girl lived

@CiaranMaxwell

5 ай бұрын

@@FiftyStates5 I was going by their canon codenames. Warrior is Tatsumi, Fighter is the monk girl. Not exactly useful at telling them apart, I know. Probably why GSA changed them.

@theeasternmongoose

3 ай бұрын

About the monk girl: that was a premonition

“I cast death” best line ever

@JoshBonz

5 ай бұрын

I still prefer "I CAST FIST"

Anime GS: PTSD. This GS: ADHD. Are they the same? *Yes but actually no.*

@theodoreprovencio9097

4 жыл бұрын

I Actualy have both

@kingnothing8570

4 жыл бұрын

@@theodoreprovencio9097 so like do you just randomly jump to a new topic from horrible flashbacks I mean how do those conditions interact.

@dave2808

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingnothing8570 basically it's being bored for majority of the time then randomly have a flashback about something that screwed you up and scream your head off. Gotta love those spicy memories

@izzy_theog9658

4 жыл бұрын

More like Goblin Slayer anime: People thinks D&D looks like Goblin Slayer Abridged: How D&D actually looks like

@cthulhu7341

3 жыл бұрын

I can agree

Tatsumi dies and the captions are: "tatsumi gets akame ga killed" I love this already

@sheeptheshawn240

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr probably funniest part of this episode

@emilegordon2988

2 жыл бұрын

Aww man now I have the series all over again. But thanks ☺️☺️☺️

@imrekalman9044

2 жыл бұрын

8:16 "goblins laughing at best girl" Well, that's what they do!😂

@wowanimejoshua5149

2 жыл бұрын

*goblins slayer boner rises*

@porkfreegaming5278

2 жыл бұрын

lmao same

Priestess: “What are you?” GS: “Slayer. Goblin Slayer.” Also Priestess: “No I mean your name not your job title!”

Had me when the goblin shaman said "happy birthday "

@lilestojkovicii6618

2 жыл бұрын

Gae bolg

@fefega

6 ай бұрын

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS!!!! - Goblin Shaman

@etazeta674

6 ай бұрын

​@@fefegaIt's fucking November. NOVEMBER!

Goblin Slayer talking just like comic book Doom Guy is a stroke of genius.

@ALJ9000

2 жыл бұрын

I LOVE it

@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

Doom has a comic?

@gamingmoments1584

2 жыл бұрын

@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior yup

@emetanti

2 жыл бұрын

@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.

@exzyyd392

2 жыл бұрын

@@LouiseTheBeaverWarrior It's where "Rip and Tear" is from

Goblin Slayer: The legend Goblin Slayer Abridged: What really happen Edit: This is Epic thanks

@lordblazer

5 жыл бұрын

lol Titan Storm!!

@michaelatanasio223

4 жыл бұрын

The Legndarier.

@jeffbryant792

4 жыл бұрын

Considering this is D&D yes it’s what really happened

@joshuablackmon939

4 жыл бұрын

That chick got raped in the real one.

@mijasenpai5361

4 жыл бұрын

This is gold lmao 😂💯💥

Best part about abridging Goblin Slayer is that you can give Mr GS any whacko personality and lines cos there isn't any lip movement or facial expression to have to manage.

I love how in the actual show, he explains what they did wrong, in terms of equipment

Best line from the anime: “Who are you...?” “Goblin Slayer.” Best line from this video: “I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “

@sharker7083

4 жыл бұрын

Poison Viper456 that’s straight up best line though

@rofldoffel9826

4 жыл бұрын

beans

@tronilicious6278

4 жыл бұрын

"Now theres a pig? Whats a pug doing here? Ah no matter?"

@breakernova2070

4 жыл бұрын

@@tronilicious6278 you more slaying

@thecrusaderwhojizzedhisarm7179

4 жыл бұрын

BEANS

"4kids: I'm sorry they took your clothes and did NOTHING ELSE" 😂

@cursed3546

5 жыл бұрын

the girl got raped by goblins

@dirtyharry0191

5 жыл бұрын

wOw YoU dOnT fUcKiNg SaY

@cursed3546

5 жыл бұрын

@@dirtyharry0191 i fucking said it, fight me if you angry

@randommodnar7141

5 жыл бұрын

@@cursed3546 r / whoosh

@ivyvandeshire

5 жыл бұрын

Brava

My favourite line from any anime, abridged or otherwise is the "nope. **Try better**" Just perfect taunt and the confidence of that man... Wow

@ebonslayer3321

8 ай бұрын

That whole section was incredible. "That's not stabbin' either. I'll get it right..." *menacing camera zoom on his helmet* "Soon."

A DM starts a session with 4 new players and one veteran who will be there after work. The DM tries telling the new players what to do, but the fighter keeps interrupting them. So the DM decides to just give them a practice fight against the goblins, not expecting everyone to roll so low. Then the veteran shows up, getting the gist of the situation and shows up in character. He saves the cleric and the other three are pissed because the DM killed their characters. OOC, the veteran screams at them, telling them it’s their own damn fault for not listening to the DM. After killing the goblins, the DM decides that one of the survived just to take pity on them. But the player didn’t want to play as a monk who got...”man-handled” by goblins, so they retired it early. After the session, the veteran helped the players make new characters while teaching them some basic combat. They all made a dwarf, an elf, and a Dragonborn. And came back next session.

@my_girl_seraphine5294

5 ай бұрын

And they all made many higher roles after that

@Brasswatchman

3 ай бұрын

The veteran didn't scream at them! He's gotta save that shit for his roleplaying.

Forgot how brutal this show was, and this parody made it seem even more brutal.

@jorgegodoy1590

2 жыл бұрын

This was amazing moree

@alexanderludvigsen1893

2 жыл бұрын

just murder innocent kids

@martinezseymore3007

2 жыл бұрын

I felt disgusted when they died I've seen things that traumatized me but this is not one of them

@whatwhat98

2 жыл бұрын

Brutal? I've seen worse.

@martinezseymore3007

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatwhat98 oh this wasn't brutal just disgusting the way they died and fell hurt me

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

@nicolascoast9653

3 жыл бұрын

"Fan the flames, mold the metal, we are raising an army"

@4t778d

3 жыл бұрын

"They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them faster."

@flxmingo7757

3 жыл бұрын

sorry for breaking the change but, is this a dark souls reference??

@someguy4735

3 жыл бұрын

@@flxmingo7757 Nah, darkest dungeon

@andromalius9595

3 жыл бұрын

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.

Bruh, the voice acting at 6:08 is just Evangelion levels of wow.

Every time i watch this i'm impressed by Novice Evocation Mage's scream, absolutely visceral.

“I’m...still alive....” “NOT FOR LONG!!!”

@shadowkingdarksin3980

5 жыл бұрын

Wow they really overdue the goblin slayer dark just dark

@dannythompson173

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shadowstrider8295

5 жыл бұрын

Rest now soldier. Goblin Slayer's here...

@shadowkingdarksin3980

5 жыл бұрын

@@shadowstrider8295 GS is enjoying pain on goblins and smile on wounded humans jerk 😏

@ammod2403

5 жыл бұрын

h

“lvl 10 goblin sniffing.” Jesus who ever did the subtitles had way to much fun.

@TsukiRaiki

5 жыл бұрын

*BIG SNIFF*

@Godnando00

5 жыл бұрын

I actually started to say this out loud every time I sense a strange smell

@roland4240

5 жыл бұрын

*violent laughter*

@personshi7505

5 жыл бұрын

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!!

@pleasurebird

5 жыл бұрын

Whoever made this had too much fun

"NOW DRINK YOUR GODDAMN MEDICINE" "It's goblin pee pee" He sounds like a damn drill sergeant and i love it

@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778

Ай бұрын

(loud coughing)"WHY-Y-Y-Y-Y?!?!?!?"

"Baby goblins?" "Disgusting isn't it? These godless wretches multiply like insects.." Lmal

"The only good goblin is a dead goblin NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" had me dead XD Jeez 3.6k

@benjaminkrawciw6186

5 жыл бұрын

You mean it had you "good".

@theguy3851

4 жыл бұрын

THE ONLY GOOD FORTNITE DANCER IS A DEAD FORTNITE DANCER, NOW LETS MAKE EM GOOD!

@MisterLongShot_Official

4 жыл бұрын

Want to thumbs up, but it's currently at 666 thumbs sooo.....

@holyoreo2215

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I’ve seen all night

@kellysmith1635

4 жыл бұрын

a

6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.

@Ackalan

4 жыл бұрын

It was recorded on bikini-line day.

@littlebaldedone

4 жыл бұрын

The scream haunts my nightmare by which I mean even my nightmares are terrified

@White_Night_Demon

3 жыл бұрын

what is bikiline day?

@brandonadrien3476

3 жыл бұрын

@@White_Night_Demon He's referring to waxing hair, as many women deal with their pubic hair that way.

@White_Night_Demon

3 жыл бұрын

oh...that would hurt....waxing your hair....

If I had a $1 bill for every time the word "Goblin" was said in this series...

@alexsmith-mb7is

4 ай бұрын

You'd have 235 dollars being sent to your PayPal now

Lines "I'm... still... alive...","Not for long~" and "Happy birthday!~" got me laughing hysterically not gonna lie. I don't care about"dark fantasy crap - this is mood booster

I can't watch the original anymore without hearing these voices.

@Leegecast

4 жыл бұрын

Goooblins

@anangrymarine9174

4 жыл бұрын

The captions are fantastic "GAAWBLINS!"

@sw9458

4 жыл бұрын

i made my friend watch this before the original and he was convinced i put on a hentai at one point

@mr.turtle4394

4 жыл бұрын

Overseer Cain is it ok that I got turned on by this video

@raquia3596

4 жыл бұрын

Titan stoooorrm

"What is your name?" "My name is-" *violently rips arrow out of arm* "WRONG!!! Your name is Priestess! No names!" I really wish that the the only reason people's names are their job titles is because Goblin Slayer is an absolute lunatic.

@xellierguerra1586

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I got meatcanyon vibes

@TheScribeScribe

4 жыл бұрын

Names take too much memory, memory needed for GOBLIN SLAYING TACTICS!!

@claymenefee6999

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a long time before i realized that this show never uses proper names.

@mey.tomhero4876

3 ай бұрын

This was just so fucking hilarious

I love how precious and adorable the Priestess is even in parody.

This is fucking art, my god, I can't wait to see the rest of the episodes.

RIP Titan Storm

@bushy_sleevies

5 жыл бұрын

Yay fuck that titan storm

@Future_Vantas

5 жыл бұрын

They live on as the Titan Low Pressure Front

@dekadis

5 жыл бұрын

@@bushy_sleevies well, the goblins did. sooooo, you're right.

@fumarc4501

5 жыл бұрын

Who?

@yahboibartzz9351

5 жыл бұрын

F

"THAT TIME TATSUMI GOT REINCARNATED AS *NOT* A PROTAGONIST"

@shadowkingdarksin3980

5 жыл бұрын

Goblin slayer sounds like a navy seal who just eat alot of shrooms and start taking notes from the joker or his just crazy 😏

@ultraoverloadx9333

5 жыл бұрын

He's more badass in this abridged then the others and the original show

@Future_Vantas

5 жыл бұрын

When you forget to equip plot armor

@anti-hero6712

5 жыл бұрын

Future_Vantas Yup

@vDorgengoa

5 жыл бұрын

@@Future_Vantas And the skills "Main Character Bullshit" and "Friendship no jutsu"

"can you evoke a sh*t? Cuz I don't give a sh*t!" A minute in and I'm already laughing-

I have watched this series a few times now and i have to admit that i can feel that scream in my bones. You can feel the pure pain and suffering in that scream. The VA did amazing with that scream.

2 Things First: Priestess was the smartest character in that party Second: Considering the actual trauma Goblin Slayer experienced due to Goblins this is actually one of the many ways he could have turned out

@ruzantsu4147

5 жыл бұрын

Tru dat

@ruzantsu4147

5 жыл бұрын

Yea a psycho goblin blood hungry hillbilly

@codyralston1372

5 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you guys had the subtitles turned on while watching this... believe me, it’s worth it. And makes him all the more accurate

@Hornetog9vp

5 жыл бұрын

@@codyralston1372 nah learn Japanese so people don't corrupt anime by making translation change. No subtitles

@imnotblindbutiloveblindfol8449

5 жыл бұрын

Jorge Hernandez Tf I look like learning an entire language just to watch some cartoons.

Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin?" Goblin Chow: "Not important!" Narrator: "But it was. It was very important."

@RichardX1

2 жыл бұрын

I totally imagine Ron Howard as the narrator for that idea.

@zer0skillz725

Жыл бұрын

@@RichardX1 is that the dude from the Stanley parable bc if so I totally agree (different guy sadly)

@SoulWhite

Жыл бұрын

@@zer0skillz725 I instantly thought of that voice.

@smarti1809

Жыл бұрын

I can't "Goblin Chow"

Started watching the dubbed season 2 this evening and it's so weird to *not* hear these voices as I've pretty much come to accept them as the canon 😆

"merry christmas!" "NO!, ITS NOVEMBER!, NOVEMBER!" Best line.

"Merry Christmas!" "NO IT'S NOVEMBER!" You tell 'em GS.

@Become-Eggplant

5 жыл бұрын

Those piece of shit goblins always lie.

@Oyi_14

5 жыл бұрын

a lot of goblins failed no nut November in the making of this anime lol

@Toneill029

5 жыл бұрын

C_Squint Under it is great to find a fellow person of logic.

@orcatwar9810

5 жыл бұрын

now it's December

@lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707

5 жыл бұрын

No Nut November is already over you dingus!

“I’m sorry that they took your clothes and ONLY did that and did nothing else possible” oh merciful earth mother that line got me good

@toatahu2003

5 жыл бұрын

lol, yeah, I was nervous about that upcoming scene, and then I was like, oh, they're just skipping it without addressing it... Then they got me with that line...

@vampman87

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought the Goblins in this series just hacked the Fighter to death like the Warrior, totally skipping the most infamous scene of the pilot. I'm surprised the Fighter lived and that scene was sort-of addressed.

@dreammirrorbrony1240

5 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@SynneDennis

5 жыл бұрын

@@vampman87 They used the shadows of Warrior being cut down by multiple goblins again with Fighter but I think they replaced the sound of cutting/bleeding with the sound of beating to replace the... other scene.

@gabrielclark1425

5 жыл бұрын

"They just... stood there... giggling, perversely! It was like Grand Master Hoi all over again!"

I like this version of slayer where he's just a crazy person who actually enjoys what he's doing as opposed to the cannon one who is crazy but also like kinda sad.

11:56 BRO THAT GAVE ME DBZ ABRIDGED FLASHBACKS

@icyatlasartworks

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Goblin Slayer's just a really aggressive mix of Abridged Ban and Abridged Vegeta

In regards to "Titans Storm's" terrible, yet immanent, demise, a wise man once said... "Don't weep for the STUPID, you'll be crying all day." -Father Alexander Andersen, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Team Four Star).

@ms.centurion9708

4 жыл бұрын

God bless him, I hope he’s killing heathens in heaven. The true OG abridged character

@the13inquisitor59

4 жыл бұрын

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."

@greenstuff9361

4 жыл бұрын

“The steps I normally take to avoid idiots like you are really, really fast ones.”

@letroll8954

4 жыл бұрын

_ya filthy protestant bastard_ intensifies

@StormWolfJachinDue

4 жыл бұрын

I'm certain he'd love this place...

as an actual dnd player, TS angers me beyond reason. 1, did not check for traps 2, did not scout the area 3, entirely glass cannon party 4, s p l i t t i n g t h e p a r t y

@asdfg2560

5 жыл бұрын

some dood its a cave they also could have looked for multiple entrances and if none were found start a fire at the entrance then block off the entrance to take all the oxygen out of the cave or at the very least fill it with smoke to make them easier to sneak up on.

@gontadigahole

5 жыл бұрын

But they did accomplish a *_glorious death!_* You know what they say, can't have a great victory without fallen heroes. Several preferably.

@maximsavage

5 жыл бұрын

@@gontadigahole Their deaths were anything but glorious. They died in indignity, massacred by low-level foes. Finely minced, stabbed with a dagger covered in shit, and basted in goblin splooge are all fates that fail to qualify as "glorious".

@gontadigahole

5 жыл бұрын

@@maximsavage Ah true, but no one needs to know that.

@TheBeastr

5 жыл бұрын

@Tin Watchman too true. They wanted Charisma to be higher, obviously they should've looked for a professional

The captions make this 100x better

4 years in and this is still one of the best abridged series on the Internet

Goblin Slayer Official: Doom Slayer in the games Goblin Slayer Abridged: Doom Slayer in the comics

@scattershotjd9823

4 жыл бұрын

PERFECT comparison

@theodoreprovencio9097

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they Actualy used the cgi from this show for the doom games

@azzyasbourne9107

3 жыл бұрын

Brad Hawkins, the motion capture artist for Doom Slayer is also the English VA for Goblin Slayer.

@TFGh0st_VC

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes atleast someone has the bright Idea to combine Doom Slayer and Goblin Slayer

@OMartinez91

3 жыл бұрын

Now he's radioactive! That can't be good!

Goblin: Merrry Christmaaas. GS: NO, it's November! NOVEMBER!!!!!

@chaosmastermind

4 жыл бұрын

Goblins... full of lies... GOBLIN LIES!

@ajnapalm

4 жыл бұрын

Hilariously this November.

@CommanderSharpEye

4 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way, every year

@TheScribeScribe

4 жыл бұрын

And you JUST broke the no nut rule

@thunderlordabove420

4 жыл бұрын

So they basically copied the dragon ball z abridged slug movie by teamfourstar

I love the subtitles for this “preistess having an emotional breakdown GS having the time of his life”

Grimjack is voicing Goblin Slayer like he’s a mad man, perfect

@SinnermanZeke

5 жыл бұрын

Peewee Weepee ikr

@aawallace98

5 жыл бұрын

what do you mean "like" a mad man

@azure3655

5 жыл бұрын

*mad lad

@bubblemonkeys

5 жыл бұрын

Well he is.

@darkdancer9563

5 жыл бұрын

Doom guy

Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures. 1. Listen to your healer. 2. Scout ahead. 3. Bring potions and extra equipment. 4. Advance as a group. 5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous. That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless.. Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.

@Oxygen1004

Жыл бұрын

"the weaker the monster, the more there will be"

@lavish263team5

Жыл бұрын

6: wear actual fu**ing armour rather than easy to tear cloths

@karlbenito9992

Жыл бұрын

6.5 WEAR A HELMET IF YOU DONT WANT TO JACKSON POLLOCK YOUR BRAINS

@funveeable

11 ай бұрын

Improvise flamethrower and gas mask for caves.

@DGneoseeker1

11 ай бұрын

No. 1. Cast EXPLOSION.

"I-im still alive" "Not for long!" *stabs*

Season II confirmed. Will the abridged series be continued as well?

6:18 imagine leaving your spellcasters behind and getting mad when they get jumped.

@johnynoway9127

Жыл бұрын

in any team based game ever ESPECIALLY IF YOURE A HEALER. "Need healing!!' said the person across the world

@mikevignola4213

Жыл бұрын

@@johnynoway9127 support class types are usually ignored until they are needed.

@Toneill029

Жыл бұрын

@@mikevignola4213 And when someone takes up the mantle they’re treated like a burden or a slave. A vicious cycle

@mikevignola4213

Жыл бұрын

@@Toneill029 that's not 100% true. If you're good at it people notice because most people half ass it. Healers, support and tanks that are good and don't need to be reminded are very much in demand. But finding competent people across the board is hard due to the Damage Dealer role as most don't understand that managing hate or enmity or whatever term is being used is the whole party's responsibility.

@acerw7366

Жыл бұрын

Overwatch in one sentence

"Exactly! They should have listened to you! They might have lived. NOW LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!" - I love the way this is written.

LMFAO wait 13:01-13:05 is the funniest, realist moment I've ever seen recreated in media

6:08 That scream is fantastic

@AarPlays

4 ай бұрын

My brain froze listening to that, def a great scream

9:24 The subtitles are great: “I’m still alive :’(.” “Not for long!:D”

@knightbro578

4 жыл бұрын

That smile :D killed me 😂

@samjunior1771

3 жыл бұрын

background music

@outtaideas849

3 жыл бұрын

Tatsumi getting Akame ga Killed

@kennymccormick3914

3 жыл бұрын

"Rest now soldier GOBLIN SLAYER IS HERE"

@jetastronomia8400

3 жыл бұрын

"tatsumi getting akame ga killed"

Got it. Somebody turned his ass Into a Maniacal stereotypical drill sergeant And i love it.

@ivg6559

4 жыл бұрын

Yes sir master chief

@silentshadow9983

3 жыл бұрын

I’m getting Sarge from Red vs Blue vibes

@axelwulf6220

3 жыл бұрын

Naw Just made him uncontrollably unhinged

@somerandomarmydude

3 жыл бұрын

Mixed with Vegeta from tfs.

@Klaaism

2 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't be unhinged after having the job of giving incompetents the means to maybe survive.

It’s even better when you turn captions on.

I've rewatched this series so many times now. Absolutely pumped to find out they released a new episode

I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.

@Maddinhpws

3 жыл бұрын

This is a high quality abridged. You can see it on the fact that the voice actors microphones are studio level and they have quality editing like that little logo for titan storm.

@flxmingo7757

3 жыл бұрын

damn thats a cool fact

@White_Night_Demon

3 жыл бұрын

bah, who reads anyways? when u can get a faithful adaption.

@dalekrenegade2596

3 жыл бұрын

It's legitimately on par with TeamFourStar.

@Klaaism

2 жыл бұрын

Only recently noticed the captions are funny, such as how the fighting sounds are captioned during the swordman going down.

Goblin Slayer went from being a fairly quiet talker to being the comic book version of Doom Guy “You’re huge! That means you’ve got huge GUTS! *RIP AND TEAR!!”*

@OMartinez91

5 жыл бұрын

NOW YOU'RE RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!

@chazzwozzio

4 жыл бұрын

THE CHAINSAW!! THE GREAT EQUALIZER

@theguy3851

4 жыл бұрын

RIP AND TEAR! DEUS VULT!

@JamesBrown-sn6le

4 жыл бұрын

No matter what, Goblin Slayer will always be Doomguy in some shape or form.

I love this unhinged, pyschotic, oddly southern, can't stop talking goblin slayer so much all of you guys are great voice actors

the holy light incantation is priceless, I love you voice actress!

Honestly the vibe i get from this, is that a DND party went and got themselves TPK'd by goblins, and the fighter developed a grudge and made a backup character on the spot, followed shortly after by the others.

@phillipribbink6903

2 жыл бұрын

I kind of always thought of it more as the party got TPK'd, the DM didn't know how to salvage the session and suddenly another player showed up with a character from another Campaign the DM had run. The DM decided "Well somebody's gotta save these poor bastards." and let him play that character. At least that's the premise I would go for if I was turning this series into a Campaign comic.

@exzyyd392

2 жыл бұрын

@@phillipribbink6903 I think that's pretty much what happened. In the manga there's a lot of references to the gods playing a game using mortals as the pieces and when everyone almost dies they directly reference dice being rolled for GS to get back up

@lord_wyran

Жыл бұрын

@@phillipribbink6903 >fighter gets ganked fighter: hey DM, remember that one shot we ran where i had my berserker/ranger who hated goblins? DM: yeah? fighter: still got the character sheet DM:....you ok with not getting XP till the other players match your level? fighter, slapping down the sheet on the table: as long as i get to kill GOBLINS? fuck yeah.

@phillipribbink6903

Жыл бұрын

@@lord_wyran I love the comedy of that situation, but at the same time I don't think somebody who played a character as experienced at killing Goblins as Goblin Slayer's player clearly is. Would have gotten killed as easily as the Fighter did. Then again, a Natural 1 has been known to tank whole campaigns, even with experienced players.

@lord_wyran

Жыл бұрын

@@phillipribbink6903 I mean, I you're playing a low level fighter and you're actually role playing then you could fuck up intentionally just because you're playing a rookie.

“You got your god on speed dial girly?” Is probably the best line of all time

@vinnylatoria4478

4 жыл бұрын

You better be able to pray fast! OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE FAST!

@TheDragonOfDojima04

4 жыл бұрын

NOW DRINK YOUR GODDDAMN MEDICINE!

@juanvenero1264

4 жыл бұрын

It's goblin pee-pee

@arrowstrike1174

3 жыл бұрын

Follow it with Kirito's "Good news, there's no need to look for your God anymore. He's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy."

@satan4942

3 жыл бұрын

Mad respect for the person who said that

0:32 "Were Titan Storm!" *~Titan Storm Theme~*

Oh shit! You made this thoroughly entertaining, I needed this! I was watching anime recaps to just speedrun shows I know I don't want to sit through and of course I see a GS thumbnail, whoa and behold, an abridged series as good as TeamFourStar.

Deadpool jokes aside, I honestly love this guy's alternate take on Goblin Slayer's insanity

@arousedbanana6327

5 жыл бұрын

I agree

@WarsunGames

5 жыл бұрын

I want to point out something. in the other series where he was first starting he was actually like that. manganelo.com/chapter/dhox263071555134154/chapter_15

@Grey46365

5 жыл бұрын

They just took original goblin slayers thoughts and made them vocal.

@badkarma8411

5 жыл бұрын

@@WarsunGames thanks

I uses to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a GOBLIN to the sister!

@toastyghosty4351

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know how to feel about this comment

@ShatteredSkiez

5 жыл бұрын

I gave it a like...

@robogoat5135

5 жыл бұрын

This Is pure genius

@trexe-sama6023

5 жыл бұрын

Too soon lmao

@stupid_tree7158

5 жыл бұрын

I find this halarious, and deeply disturbing. Disturbious?

watching this with subtitles on is a treat on its own. great addition for rewatching

Love how Rhapsody of Fire, A New Saga Begins is the silent background intro to this abridged series.

Change what ever you want, just keep the guy that made the subtitles

@unaranka1583

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad you said something about it, I can't stop laughing now

@bradenpotts

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly it’s great

@codyralston1372

5 жыл бұрын

I’m really irritated that I got 3/4 of the way before I saw this comment and turned the subtitles on...

@ducks7015

5 жыл бұрын

@@codyralston1372 it's a good excuse to start again. It's like a whole new experience

@matthewdunaway7622

5 жыл бұрын

Endbringer.EXE has crashed

love how the real and the abridged goblinslayer both HATE goblins but one is really aggresive and one is really calm

@mjcaboose3479

4 жыл бұрын

Doomslayer in canon versus you playing him

@codysonic1

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjcaboose3479 basically

@sanguineregis5354

4 жыл бұрын

More like one rages like a fire while the other quietly seethes

@beastwarsFTW

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjcaboose3479 More like Doomslayer and Kriege from Borderlands.

IT'S BACK AND UNGOBLINATED

This is legitimately one of the top 5 abridged I've EVER seen... And ( spoiler alert) I've sent'em all.. But this... From voicing to timing, and especially the writing, this is priceless on so many levels.

"Evocation", "Conjuration", "Slots".....I love how many D&D references there are.

@grimmjack

5 жыл бұрын

=D

@raiomnistar2668

5 жыл бұрын

Fool... There needs to be MORE!

@shadowkingdarksin3980

5 жыл бұрын

@@grimmjack did you guys really made him sound like soldier with PTSD 😁

@MorgaineV

5 жыл бұрын

I died at the Spell Slots

@Tedted2001

5 жыл бұрын

When you are trying to grow back someone's tongue with lesser restoration and roll a nat 20. Twas a mute elf too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)