Incidentally, if you've ever played any of the NHL video games as a goalie and wondered why you get 7 penalty minutes for a goalie fight instead of 5, this rule is why: one or both goalies have to cross centre ice in order to fight the other.

@thecardczar8764

2 жыл бұрын

And now my life is complete, understanding why I'm not allowed to have fun in those games lol

@nerdstop5025

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't they stand on their respective sides and throw hands at each other? Like one throws a punch, they both slide back, because ice physics, meet up at the middle, and repeat until one calls it quits, all the while neither crosses the line?

@raezor82

Жыл бұрын

@@nerdstop5025 One of them does the ole, “Haha gotcha!”

I like your alternate universe where everyone is a goal-scoring goalie. Something so normalized and intrinsic to the sport of hockey that we would have seen a video called: "Weird Rules: Goalies were not allowed to score until this weirdo did something awesome"...And then at the end of that video we would all imagine a boring world where hockey goalies are restricted to their nets.

@ZGryphon

2 жыл бұрын

That same alternate universe probably has a number of Weird Rules videos about the peculiarities of that Mayan sport that was like soccer with a severed head for the ball, which, in that reality, is hugely popular in Wisconsin for no reason anyone can name.

"The best defense is a good offense" - Gary Smith (probably)

@terencehill2320

2 жыл бұрын

@ÓVITA reported

@terencehill2320

2 жыл бұрын

@CDJRose I think that would be more like Ron Hextall

One of the wackiest things about this too is that despite Gary sounding like a hot piece of garbage in net, he actually co-won the Vezina (award for top goaltender) in 1971-72, so he wasn't nearly as much of a complete diaper fire as he probably sounds like. Granted, I think the Vezina Trophy back then was awarded to the goalie who allowed the fewest goals, but the principle is there lol

@chrisS19019

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never heard diaper fire but I really like it!

@matthewconnors1011

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the Vezina was awarded to all the goalies on the team that allowed the fewest goals. Since 1982, the Jennings trophy is awarded for that.

@thinkingjack

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewconnors1011 vezina was always awarded to goalies voted on by the press for their exceptional play. Gary Smith was a pretty good goalie, good enough to even come out of retirement and help an expansion team

@TylerAven10

2 жыл бұрын

He co-won the Vezina, but that’s because they gave the award to a goalie tandem. That award was *really won by Tony Esposito, but Smith did have an decent season that year, one of the better of his career. He also was on the Indianapolis racers team with a rookie Gretzky before they folded

@chrisjamesr77

2 жыл бұрын

He also finished 5th in Hart Trophy voting another year

His job was to defend his net. They can't get a shot on net if they are too busy defending their own. Modern problems require modern solutions

I could _almost_ argue against this rule. If your Goalie wants to leave the goal unattended and try to assist or score, that's a calculated risk. The only thing that leans me back toward "ok, this makes sense" is that the goaltender is kitted differently, though I still can't decide whether I feel that would be an advantage or disadvantage.

@Admiral.Snakbar

2 жыл бұрын

did you miss the part where Gary almost died?

@ReverendTed

2 жыл бұрын

@@Admiral.Snakbar It's probably my unfamiliarity with hockey, but it isn't clear to me how him being a goalie made that outcome more likely. Seems like he just wasn't paying attention? Or, again, is it something about the goalie's gear compared to other players?

@thelongestrose

2 жыл бұрын

You are already allowed to pull the goalie and field an extra attacker, though

@ReverendTed

2 жыл бұрын

@@thelongestrose Ah, that makes sense. Hypothetical here: Could your goalie get pulled out, change into a "normal player uniform" and come back out as an attacker?

@colinsweetzir3403

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReverendTed no, because the goalie is put on the scorecard as a goalie. That being said, it would be a waste of time to do that anyways because you would want a normal player attacking instead of a goalie

Reminds me of one of my favorite 90s hockey moments, when Patrick Roy tried skating up the ice during the final minutes of a game his team was down by 3, deked Wayne f'n Gretzky, and got a penalty for skating over the red line, even having the nerves to raise his arms like "come on what did I do" lol

@coldsnap5742

2 жыл бұрын

I was stunned they didn't mention this.

@Awesometrax

2 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed this wasn't brought up in the video. One of the funniest hockey clips you'll ever see.

@181cameron

2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping there would be a "has anyone attempted breaking the rule?" bit of conversation... Because I thought the Roy/Gretzky thing fit perfectly here.

@debestcanadian

2 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't mention it because the footage I've ever seen of the Roy incident is atrociously awful. It happened in the late 90s, but for some reason I've never seen a clip of any kind of decent quality.

@coldsnap5742

2 жыл бұрын

@@debestcanadian Yeah, it's clearly from a fan's VHS recording. Which is still better than nothing!

You should cover the broom fabric rule in curling. There were a few months in 2016/17 where the game changed entirely. Like the skills went from more reminiscent of golf to more like hockey stick handling.

@heywoodjablowme9148

2 жыл бұрын

Never thought I’d be so interested in the apparently complex rule book of curling

@shanestanton8

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched curling. There aren’t any curling skills that resemble something done in hockey or golf. The brooms are meant to clear a path for the stone. The act of getting the stone started is more akin to pushing a shuffle board disc, without a stick

@randomjunkohyeah1

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanestanton8 You sound like you’d be great at parties

@TheAoalec14

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomjunkohyeah1 your use of that cliche “joke” didn’t even make sense there nice try kiddo

@randomjunkohyeah1

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAoalec14 You sound like you’d be great at parties

In a world where Smith scored a goal, Patrick Roy and Martin Brodeur would have at least one Maurice Richard trophy each.. lol

@adamcoe

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like Hextall has a couple, and possibly one was in the playoffs if memory serves. Chris Osgood I believe has one as well.

@armadillolover99

2 жыл бұрын

Also we probably don’t get the Brodeur rule and all the trapezoid shenanigans that come with it

The Airbud drawing made me imagine Mr. Peanutbutter playing hockey, it made my day.

"Goalies, stay in the net and defend the goal" Dominik Hasek: laughs in Czech

@grumpyguy2877

2 жыл бұрын

Ron Hextall has entered the chat

Patrick Roy once skated over the red line with the puck in a game against the Rangers. He did a spin move, out-deked Wayne Gretzky, and then got called for a penalty lol

@Mr_Jish

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's the first and only thing I thought about during this video. So damn funny

@derkaiserzen

2 жыл бұрын

That so Patrick Roy 😂

@puckstopper25

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget had a whole, "what did I do" shrug like he didn't know the rule.

@williamklumpenhower1188

2 жыл бұрын

Best highlight of his career imo

@jveezy209

2 жыл бұрын

Found the video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4do08h8ktjOc9o.html

It's not a weird rules episode without a mentioning of the air bud clause

"Sports rule books don't just come into existence." Reminds me of a recorded interview that Dr. James Naismith did about inventing the game of basketball. The first time that they played the game there were no rules other than the object of the game was for one team to put the ball in the basket and the other team had to stop them. Then switch offense and defense and the team with the most points wins. In the interview Naismith said that after about 90 seconds there were several black eyes, a lot of cuts and a separated shoulder as guys were tackling and brawling each other for the ball. He then wrote the original 13 rules of basketball and over time it grew from there.

@SimuLord

2 жыл бұрын

Basketball is, in theory, one of the two most self-explanatory sports in existence. Soccer is the other. Here's a receptacle larger than this ball, put the latter into the former.

@stonecoldku4161

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimuLord Naismith kind of felt the same way. Probably one of the reasons he is the only head coach in Kansas Jayhawks men's basketball history to retire from coaching with a losing record.

@alaeriia01

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimuLord When you think about it, basketball, hockey, and soccer are the same sport.

@SimuLord

2 жыл бұрын

@@alaeriia01 Baseball and football are Civilization. Basketball, hockey, and soccer are Starcraft. Turn-based vs. real-time strategy. This makes me think there needs to be a sport that takes after Total War.

@howardbaxter2514

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimuLord where would you put golf and track?

0:55 Beacuse, IF YOU ARE A GOALTENDER... TEND THE GOAL!!!!

"I tend to score" got me good.

I like how, when these two specifically, are on they just make up the sports worlds they want to live in

@greenmaillink

2 жыл бұрын

It's the world I'd (be afraid of but still) love to be in.

@markredacted8547

2 жыл бұрын

The world I wish to live in, Goalie on Goalie shoot outs, 7'7" guys standing under NFL uprights smacking the balls away, players and coaches intentionally spilling liquids onto basketball courts for free time outs. We are missing a whole world of entertainment, and I am not even talking about the sports 🤣🤣

@greenmaillink

2 жыл бұрын

@@markredacted8547 This is...awesome. I'd sit a few rows back though...safety concerns :D

Gary Smith also recorded a shut-out while drunk

@WHADDDD

2 жыл бұрын

Respect

This is essentially NHL Hitz come to life. I did this all the time in the game with very mixed results.

@richardtherichard26

2 жыл бұрын

It was awesome in that game bc if the other team actually checked your goalie instead of simply bumping into him they’d get a penalty. 😂😂😂 I still have 2003 for ps2 and break it out maybe 1ce or 2ce a year. Great game

@ryangaskin4938

2 жыл бұрын

@@richardtherichard26 right up there with NHL 02 as one of the greatest hockey video games ever. They lost me once the games got more realistic. After a certain point, I might as well just play real hockey then. I found the cartoonish ones to be so fun and delightful. Even my non-hockey fan friends enjoy playing it with me every now and again.

*Collapse:* - New Jersey Devils (post-2003) - Ottawa Senators (post-2017) *Beef History:* - Battle of Alberta - Battle of California (Kings vs. Sharks) - Battle of Ontario *Untitled:* - Daniel Alfredsson - Patrick Marleau *Rewinder:* - Penguins-Senators 2017 Game 7 - Capitals-Penguins 2018 Game 6 - Golden Knights-Sharks 2019 Game 7 - Blue Jackets-Lightning 2020 Game 1

@CME-4575

2 жыл бұрын

Burrows ot goal game 7 2011, kane game 6 ot goal 2010 also 2014 cup winning ot goal.

@phoodiegames

2 жыл бұрын

@@CME-4575 Great additions!

@CME-4575

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoodiegames thanks how about kariya game 6 goal or frenzy on figueroa

@bwalker77

2 жыл бұрын

I would add the Battle of Quebec in general (which involved competing breweries), and the Good Friday Massacre specifically.

@CME-4575

2 жыл бұрын

@@bwalker77 i think they did the good friday massacre already

Two of my favorites on weird rules!

Good for Gare the Bear.... Got him a look when the league expanded the next season

'If you're a Goaltender... TEND THE GOAL!!!!!' ~ Steve Dangle

Pretty sure Seth's dog-mentions-per-episode rate is higher than any other Secret Base member. Bless him.

This dude sounds like an absolute troll, he was definitely his high school's class clown that's surprisingly good at math and is in AP Calc and just trying to get the teacher to break cause he knows he'll get a B no matter what

@BrothaGoneBased

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao exactly

Sweet! The 2 best story tellers on Secret Base, covering a rule in the best sport. Happy New Year.

@PD-we8vf

2 жыл бұрын

Are you serious? These two twiks who never played a sport besides complaining in gym class?

The situation that Seth described is basically what has started to happen in soccer. Goalkeepers are part of the play. They are expected to have good control and to pass the ball. Players like Ederson and Allison are key to this and have gotten assists. Honestly I feel like if this sort of thing happened in hockey, like allowing the Brodeur zone, it would be a lot more interesting to see how the sport would evolve and change.

@FALL-LAFF-7477

2 жыл бұрын

So, why they don't treat Hockey Goalie like Soccer Goalie after all? That's kinda a great way to use them as more reasoning like that.

@SimuLord

2 жыл бұрын

I remember Jose Luis Chilavert of Paraguay taking penalty kicks in World Cup 94 and then booking ass back down the field if he didn't score.

@anonymousperson3023

2 жыл бұрын

@@FALL-LAFF-7477 because soccer goalies have to adapt to rule changes. A big one was back around 1994. The backpass rule was established and it didnt allow goalies to pick up balls that were intentionally passed back to them by their teammates feet. This forced keepers to learn to adapt and play better with their feet. The NHL bas no such rule as far as Im aware of

@cousinpatsey2471

2 жыл бұрын

It actually leads to an inverse. It leads to goalies constantly clearing the puck out of the zone, which makes fore checking way too difficult, which heavily impedes offense. It makes game less interesting.

@leonardotavaresdardenne9955

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimuLord Rogério Ceni, one of the greatest figures from Brazilian club São Paulo Futebol Clube, scored about 131 goals in his career. 61 from free kicks and some 70 from penalties.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the history of the NHL is so littered with strange, stupid and funny stories like this (as an example, the league was *literally founded* in a scene akin to the No Homers Club from _The Simpsons:_ one team owner in the old NHA, Toronto's Eddie Livingstone, was so hated by everyone else in the league that they formed a new league, the NHL, to get away from him) that y'all really should make more videos about it; more than a handful a year, if I can be frank. Having said that though, there's an amusing entry from the annual _NHL Official Guide & Record Book's_ history of major rule changes that I wanted to share, about a closed loophole that somehow _nobody_ attempted to exploit (emphasis mine): _"1931-32: _*_Though there is no record of a team attempting to play two goaltenders on the ice,_*_ a rule was instituted which stated that each team was allowed only one goaltender on the ice at the time."_

@plushifoxed

2 жыл бұрын

i can only imagine this as the '31-'32 season containing a game so deeply and utterly maligned and detested by all who witnessed it that a conspiracy to hide its existence from the world, lest it poison the entire world of hockey, was formed

@basketofsnake104

8 ай бұрын

@@plushifoxed The goalie legion awoke

@OwlRTA

2 ай бұрын

On that rule, I read in some hockey book (that I can't remember) that in some other league, a coach tried that, but the goalies kept bumping into each other and allowed so many goals

Every backup goalie ever has gotten food on the bench. They just hide it in their gloves.

My favorite series you guys have. Banter banter banter. Love it.

Lets go weird rules is back

Years later Patrick Roy tried this, dangled Gretzky, and imediately got a penalty upon crossing the red line lol

@howardbaxter2514

2 жыл бұрын

Still pissed over that, and I wasn’t even born yet.

5:43 "I'm sorry you want me to what?" Somewhere out there there's an illustrator who was extremely confused for this one.

Funny, I was wondering just last night when we might see a new episode of weird rules. Happy New Year SB Nation!

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@randomcat5262

2 жыл бұрын

most are about european football

@robertstocker3541

2 жыл бұрын

Cant so aguero since he still won something

@PassivesAbseits

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertstocker3541 Nope, he just had to retire.

Nice to see you guys faces again for a change...can't wait for the videos to come. Happy New Year!!! #MotorsportsVideosPlease

Wonderful stuff always. Thank you!

Fun fact. Tim bits were released shortly after his death in a car accident. Incredibly morbid.

Ok didn’t know that Tim Horton was a hockey player!😳 Now in my defense I did know it was a guy from Canada but I didn’t know who he did! Thank Seth and Will.

@rwboa22

2 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't for Tim Horton, you wouldn't have the chain of restaurants that would bear his name all over Canada, nor would we have the spoof "Stan Makita's" in the movie "Wayne's World".

@SamnissArandeen

2 жыл бұрын

Every Canadian is a hockey player

I can assure you that getting food delivered to the bench is easier than you think and it happens far more often than one would expect.

Thank you for this series!

That was the best one I've seen. "I tend to score goals" lol.

I love this series, I hope you all make a hundred more

I'm imagining the timeline where this becomes the norm. Just as shohei ohtani became a baseball sensation because of his great hitting and pitching abilities, everyone in the NHL is looking for a duel threat goalie who can shoot

@Tomwithnonumbers

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a reason why this would be unfair or unfun? As other commenters have said, in soccer some teams do pick keepers who know how to play the ball and push up the pitch. It sounds like it would be an exciting high risk high reward move in hockey

@roshango125ab

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tomwithnonumbers the only issue is, the is like no reason you would send a goalie on attack when you could pull for an extra skater. They would be faster and flat goalie sticks are designed for blocking not shooting

@Tomwithnonumbers

2 жыл бұрын

@@roshango125ab if anything, I'd say that's a reason to allow it, but insist that teams have to have a keeper in keepers kit. It means 90% of the time there's no difference to not having the rule, and that remaining 10% is made up of crazy win or lose desperation plays. Keepers almost never score from corners in soccer, but it's always exciting when a team tries because you know they're throwing everything at it

I am sooooo happy i found this channel!!! I have chronic pancreatitis, which pretty much means im in constant pain without painkillers which i dont take as often as im prescribed because alcoholism is what ruined my organs and i dont want to go through horrible addiction agsin!! But awesome funny content like this distracts me and takes my mind off the pain makes me smile!!! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME LIVE MY BEST LIFE!!!!

As always, secret base killed it.

"i tend to score" is just.... just the best line nice one seth

Y'all crack me up and I dig these vids!

I don’t follow hockey but u guys make the hockey content interesting so kudos to that

At least we can still do it in NHL Hitz

I can actually smell colors because of synesthesia. I never thought about it possibly being a result of that soccer concussion.

Great way to ring in the New Year

This reminds me of school when I was playing soccer with a bunch of my friends in the school league. My team was very bad and I chose them so I (a fairly decent goalie) would get more practice due to them defending rather badly. Our only goal happened when I made a save, dropped the ball, sprinted down the side line (50m), knocked it to the centre and had one of my team mates stumble it with his knee into the goal.

Thank you for telling me about Gare the Bear

I am glad you shared the nicknames. Gary Smith is such a generic name, so wrong for this series. Suitcase Smith and Gare Bear now makes him seem real like the other players.

You should cover the "David Leggio" net dislodging rule

I play goalie and punt the puck regularly, it's usually a weak shot on goal so the other team can change, rather than drop it and pass it up to pressure the changing team you just drop it and line drive punt it to space I'll also occasionally punt to clear rather than cover if the other team is controlling play but doesn't have any net front or slot presence for reference, I play a lot of different leagues/tournaments this happens more in any given rec league (even the competitive ones) than in tournaments or when I played in college (those players tend to be less lazy about crashing the net religiously)

seth and will are the best secret base presenters not named jon bois, bar none

A friend of mine once saw the bench goalie eating chicken fingers out of his glove at an AHL game.

I literally do this in soccer if my team is losing or winning by a lot 😂

Can't forget about when Patrick Roy stick handled across centre ice and got got a penalty because of this rule 👍 did a spin move and everything.

@rebeccatrishel

2 жыл бұрын

Spin-o-rama deking past Gretzky!

"We don't want goalies playing hockey" And that's where the trapezoid comes from.

That last fork in the road conversation I think is basically the formation of the small ball, three chucking nba

I remember Gary carrying the puck the length of the ice in Vancouver when he played for Oakland. This was in the early 70’s

how do you not include patrick roy spin moving gretzky and then getting a penalty for crossing the red line???

So if this rule never existed, i could have not only seen Ron Hextall likely score more goals as goaltender, but also chase opposing players to the other side of the ice and assault them? I feel robbed of something beautiful

in the immortal words of Steve Dangle. The True Rules for Goalies is this: If you're a Goaltender, TEND THE GOAL!

Seth with the full beard this time out, upgraded from the Vlade Divac scruff.

"Seth' Magic Beard and Mustache Wax" 😅

3:18 Ouch. This aged poorly...

If you're a goaltender...TEND THE GOALLLL!!

If you're a goaltender, tend the goal!!!

I don't know if I've ever seen someone have as much barely-contained disdain for something as Seth does here for "Gare the Bear".

The main rule to remember with goaltenders though, is that if you're a goaltender... TEND THE GOOOOAAAALLLLL

If everyone became a goalie and smoked, well... that's just lacrosse.

Me brain when I heard the rule: "Oh, the Patrick Roy Rule!"

Ah yes, back when NHL goalies were insane. I think it was because there was only 6 teams forever, which meant there were only 6 job openings for the position teams were LEAST forgiving of when it came to failure. That's a LOT of pressure to perform once you got a starting spot, because if you screw that up your career is done, no second chances. You could get bumped up or down the lines as a defender or a forward based on your performance, but as a goalie, you were only semi-pro once you became the backup, only good for practice and last resort while you worked construction in the summer to get by. Three years of starting with that kind of pressure as you attempt to establish yourself as a generational talent JUST TO BE WORTH KEEPING LONG TERM is enough to make anyone go crazy. Oh, and they used to play without head protection, so they were probably all brain damaged anyways.

Gary Smith is just a normal goalie. Absolutely bonkers in the head.

you could really just make a playlist of These Stories and call them 'Air Buds of History'

Ron Hextall: hold my beer.

I’m a huge OU fan and I was watching the Alamo bowl and the announcers made a comment about how the refs were suspended for 1 week after the 2006 match between the teams. Refs can get suspended? What would constitute a suspension, bad call or something far worse?

@brandonm949

2 жыл бұрын

In this case, it was a really bad call that favored Oregon, and the refs were Pac-10 refs so it seemed shady. They said Oregon recovered a late onside kick, even though the replay showed an Oklahoma player recovering it. And an Oregon player had touched the ball before it went 10 yards, meaning Oklahoma should have gotten possession anyway. There was also a pass interference penalty after that, which Oklahoma argues shouldn't have been called because the ball was tipped at the line of scrimmage. There's no mention of whether or not that's true, so that call might have been correct. Both calls were reviewed by replay officials, who decided not to overturn either one. Oregon ended up scoring the game-winning touchdown on that drive. The Pac-10 ended up apologizing to Oklahoma, and suspended the whole officiating crew for 1 game.

In terms of “weird goaltender rules”, would love to see “The Trapezoid Rule” next (ie how to limit Martin Brodeur’s impact on the sport).

On the contrary, many football... soccer goalkeepers had managed to score but obviously due to the size of the pitch, they usually only sneak out during setpieces, which is why most soccer goalkeepers scored from headers.

@richardtherichard26

2 жыл бұрын

I love leading the cpu by 1 late in fifa and giving up purposeful corners. They always send the goalie up and I just bombs away lol it’s worked more than you’d believe

This is why I’m a lacrosse fan. Where else is the goalie is encouraged to go coast to coast

@howardbaxter2514

2 жыл бұрын

I know right! I remember when Albany’s goalie went coast to coast, threw a spin dodge to split two defenders, and faked a shot before scoring. Glorious!

@julianpalmer-smith5765

2 жыл бұрын

@@howardbaxter2514 blaze is a beast

If Smith had scored, rather than pulling the goalie you’d pull a defenseman and put your “offensive goalie” (you know that would be a thing) in.

I hope one day they do a video on the Air Bud Rule that got made after Kenny Pickett's fake slide TD for Pitt this season

Brother looks like Sam wise gamgee from the lord of the rings in that old school hockey pic lmao

All im thinking is Patrick Roy's spinorama in the neutral zone

So the greatest thing we got outta this game was doughnuts 🤣

To be honest, I’m kind of glad this rule exists, because if it didn’t, you’d effectively eliminate any reason to have an extra attacker at the end of a game. The goalie could just do it himself and then get back in the crease when it goes the other way.

Detroiter here. Dig the Wing cap

Patrick Roy was inspired, pulled a spinorama on gretzky

More hockey videos please

Can you do a rewind of Higuita's scorpion kick vs England

At the end they basically are describing Patrick Roy’s attempt at this. Just ask Wayne

Pittsburgh fake QB slide should be the next episode!

Seth just basically explained he wants Rugby.......on ice. ......sooooo who's making the kick starter

I definitely have had brain trauma cuz blue has a distinct scent

hold on was that a Worms video game sound effect during the puck punt???

Now i cant help but imagine a team with 6 players/goalues on the ice all the time. Outfitted with bigger padding, but not so much as to hamper movement. Whkever is closest to net is tending it; could even put 2-3 guys in there if needed. Special sticks for dedense thats more like a goalie stick. Maybe one guy with light gear to be the scorer. There is a lot of possibility; boils down to : Could you legally play with 6 guy, no goalies ?