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@user-mq4jn2pm3b

3 жыл бұрын

give me your gooo

@theawakechristian6576

3 жыл бұрын

Sure!

@brandonrepo4

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@todd6863

3 жыл бұрын

Not available in my country lol

@ihateyoubit7693

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-mq4jn2pm3b 🔥

It takes a lot of balls to win women's competitions these days.

@dereksbooks

2 жыл бұрын

It takes even more balls to win Woman of the Year.

@americanthaiboxer7224

2 жыл бұрын

@@dereksbooks 🤣

@ladyspicy6840

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking golden

@thebuzz2010

2 жыл бұрын

You win the Internet today, sir.

@C_E_0

2 жыл бұрын

Not that much...just two.

South Park: The most trusted news in America.

@barryharkins9390

3 жыл бұрын

😎

@danieldecker2526

3 жыл бұрын

I trust Matt and Trey way more than the MSM!

@nevermindthebull0cks

3 жыл бұрын

Metallica wrote a song about it, sad but true.

@stevesullivan9752

3 жыл бұрын

I'll trust South Park over CNN any day!

@steelpenguin1

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevesullivan9752 I trust the corner crack addict bum more than I Trust CNN.

“Let me tell you something diggleberry…” “David Perry” I think that is one of the funniest exchanges in all of South Park

@SneharthoDey

Ай бұрын

It's basically a reference to how Randy Savage would misname WWE backstage commentator Gene Okerlund. That's what makes it even better.

@yeisonalvarez5776

22 күн бұрын

I completely agree

“I’m not here to talk about my transition, I’m here to kick some fuckin ass. Lemme tell you something dingleberry” had me dead

@dustmite31able

2 ай бұрын

It's David Perry !!! 😅

@ChristopherR236

2 ай бұрын

Howling over here 😂

@edwardweaver6869

Ай бұрын

@@dustmite31ableGood Randy Savage joke. He’d misname Gene Okerlund all the time

@HowDoYouTurnThisOn_

27 күн бұрын

braindead comment, not saying anything important and just quoting the fucking video to farm likes from morons.

@fanmail32

25 күн бұрын

its way funnier when he gets corrected

These women athletes just didn’t “train harder”.

@yoshpeters3079

4 жыл бұрын

The joke is it’s impossible for girls to get as big as dudes we have way more testosterone. This is accurate.

@imgrimbur

4 жыл бұрын

harder than last time

@patatefraiche8757

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing I can tell them: Git Gud

@randombich2278

3 жыл бұрын

@frisian flag i think he put the "" because it was sarcasm

@Dean4511

3 жыл бұрын

Straight male athletes should this everywhere until the libtards go "WTF?"

I'm not here to talk about my transition

@rustyboii21

4 жыл бұрын

Hell Yeah

@vanitas456

4 жыл бұрын

You absolutely kicked fucking ass 👍

@apolloz340

4 жыл бұрын

I love how I am seeing this comment and it says "two weeks ago"

@NSLUploader

4 жыл бұрын

*Comment Made 2 Weeks Ago*

@n.i.c.k

4 жыл бұрын

Can i marry you Thats ok cause its not gay

Heather’s bravery is simply awe inspiring!

@SofaKingShit

5 ай бұрын

Just like her big boobs.

@ashleybanks-wm4cg

2 ай бұрын

Randy Savage should sue😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yoyo5069

26 күн бұрын

Brave and strong

@OctoCorn

25 күн бұрын

stunning and brave

@Blodhelm

3 күн бұрын

@@ashleybanks-wm4cg He's been dead for years, and would probably laugh at it if he was around.

This isn't even satire.

@AD-gd2wy

10 ай бұрын

It was when it was made, but just like the Babylon Bee time made it into reality.

@nzeusman8215

4 ай бұрын

@@AD-gd2wy no it wasn't

@AVdE10000

4 ай бұрын

What real world event even came close to this ridiculousness lol

@0428733

4 ай бұрын

​@@AVdE10000 well, there was Lia Thomas...

@smmlibary7832

4 ай бұрын

@@0428733She wasn’t as strong as heather

The greatest thing about south park is that that its never gonna run out of material because people are never gonna stop being stupid

@happyjohn354

4 жыл бұрын

this shit is self sustaining...

@LordHypnos4

4 жыл бұрын

It will stop being funny though, cause it already has

@unclecreed2986

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordHypnos4 settle down miss.

@dudemanbroguy5747

4 жыл бұрын

If it's not funny Matt then why are you even here in the first place?

@AbdulazizUgas

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

The reporter's "Ok", after he got called bigoted is genius, he already knew the results would be enough retribution.

@Blep303

Жыл бұрын

That “ok” gets me every time

@teresagott4745

Жыл бұрын

My favorite part too 😂

@TheUnknown-yx8zc

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@boojiboy2275

Жыл бұрын

Yep! Cracked me up too! 😂

@puyopop3085

Жыл бұрын

Thats my favourite part of the entire clip and the rest is hilarious also.

“I’m not here to talk about my transition”- gets me every time😂

@guerillabeats2404

29 күн бұрын

Same! Perfect Macho Man cadence and timed interruption

Every day in America feels like a South Park episode these days

“Macho Man..” “ITS MACHO MAAM!”

@KDMN1994

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 🤣

@FunkyJabroni

4 жыл бұрын

You read my mind

@shaggy03wrx

4 жыл бұрын

You've genuinely earned a like from me. That's fucking funny

@cristhianmartinez2645

4 жыл бұрын

Best coment so far

@andymotl

4 жыл бұрын

Lol! Ah hell no..,! Ha ha

This isn't even a parody, it's real life at this point.

@hstewar9757

4 жыл бұрын

Semi Perfect Cell That’s such a sad comment, but 100% true.

@pattonramming1988

4 жыл бұрын

Was it ever really a parody

@jamesmcallen3354

4 жыл бұрын

Jean-Pierre Rupp There are tons of athletic scholarships in the US. Especially for football where many get full ride scholarships because they can’t get a paycheck for their work and sports brings in money for universities. There are also many scholarships for academic performance and financial need.

@stanleyqc2244

4 жыл бұрын

@Jean-Pierre Rupp The university needs good players for their teams, so they opt for giving free education to athletes (which doesn't cost them what you usually pay for it ) so that they would come and play for them. It's common practice in North America - *sports* scholarships exist in Canada as well. A friend of mine was playing for the football team and had all of his stuff paid for by the uni. In turn, he had to keep up with the training and play well for the home team. There are other scholarships as well: for science, engineering, etc. It's just that the criteria are different (intelligence and a lack of resources as you said for example).

@daivahataka

4 жыл бұрын

@Jean-Pierre Rupp colleges celebrate all kind of excellence, including atheletic. They also get major sponsorship and donations from it too. Think of college level American Football, huge business.

0:54 “okay :) “ Part always makes me laugh

“Luck is for dudes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This aged beautifully.

@DanielGreen-bx4wr

Жыл бұрын

Bigot

@mattextremex-boiyoutube225

Жыл бұрын

It did, Wolf. It did, even when I first saw this with my dad and uncle

@sjingelling

Жыл бұрын

Like a pinot noire. Gets better by the year

@mattextremex-boiyoutube225

Жыл бұрын

I agree with you, @@sjingelling . :)

@goblinsdammit

Жыл бұрын

Sadly, yes

Anyone here after New Zealand's decision to let Laurel Hubbard compete in the Olympics?

@josephporter3244

3 жыл бұрын

Guilty

@colins7771

3 жыл бұрын

lol many many many people

@anderspersson7084

3 жыл бұрын

"Today headlines on Olympic Games: marginalized group get rights to take part." "Tomorrows headlines: What to expect from marginalized tournaments like the Olympic Games."

@alexpalmiter2175

3 жыл бұрын

Scary when South Park's bizarre, over the top humor becomes reality.

@PM-pc7ql

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexpalmiter2175 It's not humor anymore.

Love how they tell the truth through comedy 😂

@Zeng-rv9mv

6 ай бұрын

Reality is less funny.

1:01 Trey Parker does a good Macho Man Randy Savage impression.

I love that "OK" from the news anchor after she called him a bigot.

@greycastle4732

3 жыл бұрын

And then hes like lets see her now

@ADUSEI6111

3 жыл бұрын

Right, it was "Well i tried to warn you"

@spartanrh83

3 жыл бұрын

It was not a defensive or anxious response, just confident and inevitable. Thats what made it so damn hilarious to me.

@defenstrator4660

3 жыл бұрын

It's easy to be magnanimous towards someone who you know is about to get rekt.

@DeJuanchi27

3 жыл бұрын

That OK, was let facts shows us the truth.

South Park is the only show left with any balls.

@casualnerd4615

4 жыл бұрын

@Tacitus Lmao some "leftists" don't believe in god, they don't hold some type of contempt for the entity they hate the religion he's a part of because it's shitty.

@DakotaofRaptors

4 жыл бұрын

@mister clean I personally don't care what religion you do or don't follow, just don't be an asshole.

@ActivistParrot

4 жыл бұрын

I think this episode is getting more outrage than the episode where Randy said the "N" word on wheel of fortune.

@vegard3940

4 жыл бұрын

Soon, there will be two shows with balls: South Park and women's athletics.

@shawndibiase

4 жыл бұрын

@@KhalilSonic facts lmfao

I love how the other competitors accept Miss Swanson with such class and grace.

@johnallen9439

6 ай бұрын

I wonder how they feel and how classy and graceful they are when he's seen just hanging out in the women's locker room.

@michaelmatt9752

6 ай бұрын

What other choice do they have

@MR1048

6 ай бұрын

@@johnallen9439 😂

@MR1048

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelmatt9752 🤷🏻‍♂️

"... Dingleberry" "David Perry" *shakes his head* i love this

It's strong women fault she lost, all she had to do was "train harder"

@tylerm7300

4 жыл бұрын

Shit pisses me off.

@maggie12md18

4 жыл бұрын

WillytheKing mike luso

@KhalilSonic

4 жыл бұрын

Luck is for dudes 🤣

@familhagaudir8561

4 жыл бұрын

Basically what R. McKinnon, a male competing against females, said in response to criticism of letting a male compete against women. He's a fat dude half-hassing it, beating the best female cyclist who are at their top training and nutrition performance. It must be so sad for them, all their hard work eclipsed by the fat dude who identifies as a woman.

@FireFoxGaming_

4 жыл бұрын

Familha Gaudir I mean some trains who do that do it for attention like this SP/South Park video for example so I definitely agree to that 100%. For some they just say “oh I’m trans” yet they don’t even change there body. Some trans do on the other hand. A hard working woman dosen’t deserve that. ❤️ However a REAL transgender dosen’t deserve to be hated for it ether because some trans wanted to experience themselves rather it be sports or anything that they enjoy. However people like this just....just suck. A Fake transgender (as a adult) didn’t even bother having some kind of medication or actually look like a woman -_-

This aged well for college swimmers

@Reman1975

2 жыл бұрын

Hey ! I hope you're not having a dig at Lia Thomas there? She's an inspiration to all young girls, and has shown them that if you try hard enough you can be the best............ As long as you were originally born with a penis. 🤔 Personally I think the current success of trans athletes has really put a cat amongst the pigeons in this new woken society. Many women's groups are still trotting out the narrative that anything a man can do, a woman is just as capable of doing, but some have swung 180 and are now starting to publicly complain that trans women have an unfair advantage in sports, which would kind of suggest that they're saying that biological men ARE significantly better at physical activitys than women. These are mutually exclusive stand points, so will this result with infighting within women's groups? And will this cause a schism/fragmenting of these organisations, weakening their positions? Who knows, but I do know that it's going to get messy, and most of the people on both sides are going to come out of it feeling upset and hard done by.

@adamcoyner10

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reman1975 “hey I hope you’re not referring to the person that this directly and 100% correlates to”, bruh what?? I’m sure Lia is a good person, and congrats to her for putting in work to get to where she is, because not many people could, but it is straight up unethical out the ass for her to compete. Absolutely ridiculous.

@Reman1975

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamcoyner10 "Putting in the work"? Apparently, when "She" competed as a man, "She" was putting in faster time's than "She" did in this race. Some people suspect that "She's" holding back so as to not look like "She's" got SUCH an unfair advantage as "She" most likely has. (Edit - Strange? It seems my spell checker keeps putting quote marks around the word "She". Not sure why it's doing that, and I can't be bothered to change it now. :D)

@JGD714

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reman1975 "These are mutually exclusive stand points, so will this result with infighting within women's groups?" considering how many times JK Rowlin gets "cancelled", I say we already know the answer is yes.

@PeterPing

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reman1975 cringe

This aged very well x

This never gets old

South Park is the only reason Comedy Central still exists today.

@user-ut9ln4vd5m

4 жыл бұрын

Tosh?

@williamwarner3982

4 жыл бұрын

Yepr. Who's Tosh? Hehe

@MadMaximo

4 жыл бұрын

facts

@maxnikolenko2302

4 жыл бұрын

Totaly agree

@martinkorlie

4 жыл бұрын

Trevor noah?

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DINGLEBERRY..." "David Perry...."

@R0KStARR1992

4 жыл бұрын

Tuna on White, No Crusts the best part

@LuizCarlos-py7zl

4 жыл бұрын

love it !

@reginaldtyroneshort

4 жыл бұрын

He had it right the first time.

@SuperZippyzippy

4 жыл бұрын

My boss's name is Dave Perry.. cant wait to show him this

@funkapotamus86

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't called anyone a dingleberry since high school, glad to see it making a comeback 😎

Hard to believe this is from 4 years ago.

South Park never ceases to amaze me with how incredibly accurate, factual, and truthful everything they make is, while being absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm not here to talk about my transition!" So on point lol

@EuroGuy85

2 жыл бұрын

I’m here to kick ass!

@NebosvodGonzalez

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a woman now too I'm going to kick some ass.

@4Mikes4Mindset4

2 жыл бұрын

U get what you deserve letting nonsense go on

@kennymccormick9497

2 жыл бұрын

@Euro Guy 85 Pc Principal: I didn’t know guys like that existed 😟

@philpants44

2 жыл бұрын

i read that literally as she said it XD

Nearly a thousand downvotes? These people obviously hate *strong women*

@LoveIsJohn316

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha even the trans are confused how to vote. This shit actually happens. Haha

@keefjunior4061

4 жыл бұрын

But 71 thousand upvotes! Very indicative of the ratio of people actually offended.

@zmortis111

4 жыл бұрын

Still getting ratioed at 74K to 1K at the moment.

@jhitt79

4 жыл бұрын

There’re obviously bigots.

@mattflare973

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, our volleyball team here is getting this vibe. Even fighting championships..Trans with the male body advantages destroying real women. The reality for this ppl hurts a lot, so weak and boring. Most of those trans needs to keep using hormones to keep the process in check... Isnt that dopping? Against the rules?

Remember when South Park used to be a parody now it’s just real.

This just happened in a canadian powerlifting competition

This episode aged like a fine wine.

@kam0406

2 жыл бұрын

take my upvote!

@SergioLeonardoCornejo

2 жыл бұрын

A prophecy come true.

@brettloo7588

2 жыл бұрын

It's like the bullshittery could have been predicted in some way?

@Zoe-hb2oj

2 жыл бұрын

This ^^

@theequalizer694

2 жыл бұрын

@@kam0406 Reddit moment!!!! Wholesome!!!!

“South Park” used to be parody. These days they don’t even have to exaggerate things for laughs. Now it is just pretty much a documentary.

@TradBarbie

3 жыл бұрын

They have *always* dogged SJWs and exposed insane issues.

@WhyIsThisNecessary

3 жыл бұрын

We laugh at it but it's that kind of "we're doomed" laugh that then turns into crying

@TradBarbie

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhyIsThisNecessary Laugh so you won't cry type ish... like the NAMBLA episode 😣

@t2dwarrior209

3 жыл бұрын

You speak the truth. Sad things have come to this.

@shep78Gmail

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Sharp you asking that is freaking terrifying.....

4 years later and this is still an issue 😂

This never gets old.

"Luck is for dudes" I need that on a shirt.

@shygamingreplayer8147

4 жыл бұрын

Same. XD

@jamess6961

4 жыл бұрын

With South Park savage lol

@donatoliotino1872

4 жыл бұрын

DONE! www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6769421-luck-is-for-dudes

@hudey1807

4 жыл бұрын

A pink shirt

@thaddeuscheeleyjr.369

4 жыл бұрын

It's such a genius line too. If it was dudes versus dudes it really would come down to luck in some cases because male testosterone can be a wild card at times even for week men, but here "she's" garanteed gold.

As long as the human race exists, South Park creators will never run out of fresh content

@DonVigaDeFierro

4 жыл бұрын

As long as idiots* exist... But there's never difference anyways...

@jumexsuave501

4 жыл бұрын

I love how they make fun of everything with no remorse

@kelvinmann7993

4 жыл бұрын

@Darth Maul I wouldn't say that's necessarily the leftists. In some cases the leftists consider themselves separate from the transgender community. Id say that this is just a result of idiots that allowed this to happen

@SoberParty

4 жыл бұрын

And the reprobate liberals just keep procreating.

@drunkroku4054

4 жыл бұрын

South Park is low IQ and lame.

1:26 I like the detail of him looking at the camera and subtly shaking his head

When parodies become documentaries. They don't even have to try, the jokes write themselves

@yaint5669

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t a documentary supposed to representative of reality?

@yaint5669

4 жыл бұрын

Exzayt G what woman assigned a male in birth is participating in the UFC? if you’re talking about Fallon fox a trans woman who was a fighter but wasn’t in the UFC she wasn’t even that good.

@unusualbydefault

4 жыл бұрын

@@yaint5669 or that bycicle trans woman that won recently or that track runner

@josemin95

4 жыл бұрын

KDA?

@unusualbydefault

4 жыл бұрын

@@josemin95 yes ;)

I love how the newscaster is subtly trying to give her a hint about swanson, gets called a bigot, then immediately uh huhs and hands the mic off like "yeah no you deserve every bit of what's about to happen".

@vernonherb

4 жыл бұрын

exactly

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

That news anchor is us. It's Parker and Stone showing us that women have dug their own graves. They wanted this, not us. Men have always been in favour of recognising the biological advantage men have over women.

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

@Donald J. Trump I agree, except for when you said testosterone increases aggression in men. That's not just been proven wrong, it's been proven to be the opposite. Testosterone increases productivity in men, and makes them more energetic, but that does not equate to violence. It actually stimulates calmth and confidence, which keeps us from going violent. The aggression comes from repression. We live in a society where men aren't allowed to be men. We can't grunt or scream when exhilarated, we can't play fight as kids without being ostracised the way boys have always done, even the environment screws us over. For instance, if I get pissed at the gym, I put that extra boost of adrenaline and pride to use by picking up a weight I know I couldn't normally press, or going an extra 30 seconds at the heavy bag. But what if I'm in an office? I can't do that. I have to shut my mouth and sit quietly. That level of self suppression is dangerous. It's backwards to nature, and it's why people in those kinds of jobs make up the vast majority of random murders. And even then, men's crimes are overblown. Women actually commit far more domestic abuse for instance, but more than half of all charged women do not get sentenced. Meanwhile, an estimated 30%+ of male prisoners today are innocent, so go figure. I'd say women's crimes are close to being as high as men's are in reality (women harm children three times as much as men do for instance) and this is still not accounting for the fact that that's only because manhood is being deleted from society. Were men allowed to be men, you'd see such a drastic decrease in crime you wouldn't even believe it. Edit: Typo

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba Right, because Toori Baba is so great. And too much time on my hands? Well, I'll give you; You're not wrong. Maybe tell the government to stop shooting, jailing and fining its people for stepping outside? I'd love to be able to go back to the gym twice a day in different sports while writing my book when I come home. Promise you'll never see any comments for a good few months if you manage to get it done.

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

@Toori Baba "your roids" See, that's where you lost the argument. This is clearly a very personal subject for you making assumptions that way.

South Park is always years and years ahead of its time

@NyQuilDonut

3 ай бұрын

Ahead of what exactly? This is very much of the time. If anything South Park dates itself from constantly lampooning current events.

SP writers have it so easy these days They just turn on the news for 10 minutes and they've got a complete script

@yamamancha

2 күн бұрын

Actually, you can just turn on any old episode of SP for 10 minutes to catch up the latest news and social trends.

“I’m not here to talk about my transition, I’m here to kick some f***ing ass” 😂😂😂😂😂 that line had me howling for days

@twowolveshighfiving

4 жыл бұрын

🐶

@SkycladWanderer

4 жыл бұрын

It's the way she said it that made me howl. and the fucking hands are all tensed up and shit. So funny bro.

@Ice_48

4 жыл бұрын

will rieke bruh same here Lmao! 🤣🤣🤣

@Zzsnake217

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I lost it hahahaha

@stevenplace3108

4 жыл бұрын

Kick some f...... Ass lol

This episode actually made the media so angry it's funny

@darykeng

4 жыл бұрын

Classic SP, making a really good shit on US and modern stuff. Love it

@AbysmalGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Yours Truly The #1 Pony and the other way around is exactly the same lol.

@AtillaTheFun1337

4 жыл бұрын

Yours Truly The #1 Pony ORANGE MAN BAD

@blackjetski555

4 жыл бұрын

​@aidsbrigade This is so true, and too many people are blinded by loyalty and obsessed with being on a 'side' just because their family has for decades or whatever (same in UK, to lesser extent). Policy details or fact gets pretty much lost in among the hurling of baseless insults at towards the other side. Unconditional support for two opposing parties is never a good road in democracy, as it in effect rewards inadequacy. The risk of a party or party leader being abysmal shouldn't be coming 2nd in an election, it should be almost being put out of business and allowing another party to shine through the pack. It's about time the tribalistic two party system took a rough hike all the way back to the 19th Century.

@blackjetski555

4 жыл бұрын

@aidsbrigade That's a good point about not having to agree with every policy a party puts forward. Many people even just have one policy that connects with them more than the rest (electoral reform in my case), and that's just as fine. But as you say, the ridiculous conflation applied to all is there by almost default. The most extreme on one side attribute every opposition voter into the extreme on the other, and vice versa. And it renders political debate unplayable for the most part. And about your second comment, in an election the two party system always boils down to 'well, at least they're better than the opposition.' So sadly it doesn't matter what Trump or Biden say or do from here on in for a lot of people; they'll still vote for them. Here in the UK, we had Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn. To say they're two useless out-of-touch clowns would be the understatement of the century. Yet 75% of the electorate thought them to be the fittest two people to run the country because, well... tradition! Insanity everywhere.

Canada right now.

"USA Boxing to allow transgender women to compete against female boxers under certain conditions from 2024 after introducing new policy"

Real life is more fucked than South Park.

@asperbergers7136

3 жыл бұрын

Can we just go back to like the early 2000s, or 90s??

@oitthegroit1297

3 жыл бұрын

@@asperbergers7136 1950's.

@asperbergers7136

3 жыл бұрын

@@oitthegroit1297 Uhh not when we were selling off our gold reserve.. not then.

@oitthegroit1297

3 жыл бұрын

@@asperbergers7136 I just want people to have traditional, christian values. That's really all I want.

@SamsungS23Ultr

3 жыл бұрын

@@oitthegroit1297 every time period is bad somehow. Ie: racism in the 50s.

“Let me tell you something dingleberry!” “David Perry”

@Zuernaxashyr

4 жыл бұрын

I freaking love that part hahaha 🤣

@KESTRAL23

4 жыл бұрын

Cory Whitley mmm sex

@jesselong2606

4 жыл бұрын

OMG, I love when people repeat something else someone said!

@jesselong2606

4 жыл бұрын

Just understand how stupid it is for people to put any weight into youtube comments. Ch'yea.

@luke1397

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse Long I’M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY TRANSITION! I’M HERE TO KICK SOME FUCKIN’ ASS!

Words can’t describe how accurately this depicts reality

Watching this is 2024 is epic 😂😂😂

@lesliegaskill650

3 ай бұрын

Amen 😂😂

The moment when South Park does not look overexaggerated anymore...

@lapp5423

3 жыл бұрын

@John Bravo we're so f*cked

@jessepanders1407

3 жыл бұрын

South Park is like the Simpsons. They always predict the future. This one didn't even take long.

@hoagielamp6543

3 жыл бұрын

...The only person who's done this kind of thing is a transphobe trying to make a point.

@FatManJackson

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoagielamp6543 you are a clown, so are people who believe they are the opposite gender. Now cry in the corner.

@FatManJackson

3 жыл бұрын

@@TapiKoks it does not have to be funny, but it looks painfully close to whats happening nowadays.

In 2019 a South Park episode is basically just a straight up documentary.

@hopperthemarxist8533

4 жыл бұрын

Look up and watch “in otter words - transgender science” it’s about how the whole idea that trans athletes have an unfair advantage is bullshit. South Park is pushing reactionary stupidity - challenge yourself to a defense of transgender athletes look up the video I mentioned and the channel it’s on KZread

@cbgkorn

4 жыл бұрын

@@hopperthemarxist8533 lol

@sunnyd4889

4 жыл бұрын

@@hopperthemarxist8533If South Park is pushing reactionary stupidity it is because it is needed and obvious people are happy to finally to pushing back on the ridiculousness of trans (men) competing against women.

@cornfeddreadh3farms418

4 жыл бұрын

@@hopperthemarxist8533 your dumb ass shit.

@Cissyslit

4 жыл бұрын

@@hopperthemarxist8533 Do you always like your own idiotic comments?

Genuinely one of the funniest scenes in the shows history

This aged like the finest of wines.👌🍷

I can't believe real life copied south park, thats so awesome.

@hardowider5054

3 жыл бұрын

It's been happening already for couple years. Biden just made it official. RIP women.

@MomoKunDaYo

3 жыл бұрын

Man do you not know anything, look up trans athletes, its been an issue for a while now

@emsnewssupkis6453

3 жыл бұрын

Biden is a woman.

@emsnewssupkis6453

3 жыл бұрын

His VP is the muscle man.

@samroxeva

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, you should watch the Margaritaville episode

This clip aged hilariously, horribly accurate

@Mudnuri

2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why the women's groups we started seeing during Trumps turn at President aren't standing together against this freakish new normal?

@patrickcarpenter6258

2 жыл бұрын

Every south park. I've been rewatching and the fact that everything aged so we'll is crazy.

@imemberberry

2 жыл бұрын

Luck is for duuudes.

@enterusernamehere7150

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mudnuri crazy right? Almost as if they really don't want what they pretend to want and now that they get it they have to grin and bare it. Must suck to be a whiney piece of shit, tell me Megan Rapinoe would win against the men's team if they all decided one day that they were really just were born men but were actually women inside. What a fucking bigot she would be then huh?

@iamnoone5614

2 жыл бұрын

@Hyper Boreantrue

It’s been a while sense this episode released. It’s still really funny.

I love how this is barely a parody. Real life is just that ridiculous at this point. Fallon Fox, a biological male MMA fighter, competed in the women's divisions and literally broke a woman's skull... But anyone who criticises that is a bigot of course

@sfprivateer

4 жыл бұрын

And there are still hundreds of trans-blind idiots out there who are not even aware of this incident, yet they blindly cry about trans people to be treated according to their new gender.... well, when the shit finally starts hitting the fan enough so the whole world finally sees what's happening, then they change their mind of course, but then it's already waaaay too late.

@Ghost7065

4 жыл бұрын

@sid g hell in a hand basket if you ask me.

@UltraGamma25

4 жыл бұрын

@sid g Libtards have always been this way

@MrMan-ge7wy

4 жыл бұрын

Which promotion allowed that shit to happen? I know the UFC didn't allow her to compete.

@damendred1

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrMan-ge7wy CFA - other small regional leagues. This was also 5-6 years ago. Fallon stopped competing in 2014. The reality is Fallon Fox wasn't never in the UFC because she was never good enough for it even to be a conversation. She beat cans, Tamrikka the one that ended up with orbital bone break, has a pro record of 2-4 (2 wins 4 loses). The one she beat before that, Allana Jones, was 2/8. She fought 1 UFC level contender, someone who is in the UFC Now, Ashlee Evans Smith. And Ashlee KO'd her, she dominated Fallon all fight. And Ashlee isn't even very good, she's lost 3 of her last 4 fights in the UFC. I don't have all the answers in the whole trans-sports thing, but I think there is this narrative that, a man shaved his chest, said he was female and started brutalizing women, the reality was, they never beat anyone even half way decent. A male pro mma fighter, even one unranked, could likely easily beat any of the top 10 UFC female MMA fighters of the same weight.

"I'm not here to talk about by transition... I'm here to kick some fucking ass." Still gets me every time.

@jeanlucfournier3132

3 жыл бұрын

Let me tell you something dingleberry

@joekurtz8303

3 жыл бұрын

Andy Kaufmann 🤼🏽‍♂️was ahead of his time beating girls in the ring, and didn't need a trans shield to Do it.🏆

@heatherswanson2670

3 жыл бұрын

LUCK IS FOR DUDES!!!

@PowerCookie1

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeanlucfournier3132 David Perry

@Uriakatos

3 жыл бұрын

IM GONNA ROLL UP THE OTHER WOMEN HERE. AND IM GONNA SMOKE EM.

This gets more and more on point every year. I think this is just a result of society collapsing

This is reality now all over the western world.

South Park seems to deliver more reliable news than CNN

@hectorvalero6503

3 жыл бұрын

100% correct!

@Polovene

3 жыл бұрын

but cnn isnt news. It's just propaganda

@nimboss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Polovene Just like Fox News. Even a reporter of the network confirmed it.

@theharbinger1

3 жыл бұрын

@@nimboss they're all dog shit and they're all meant to deceive, divide and propagandize.

@crforfreedom7407

3 жыл бұрын

@@nimboss LOL!! Thanks for admitting that ALL the other networks are no better than Fox News!!

I love that "okay" after she accused him of being bigoted, like she had just earned what was coming her way and he didn't care anymore.

@Valstrax420

Жыл бұрын

It's happening in reality too. The women competitors say that but then get beat.

@hardlymovinson9405

Жыл бұрын

Yep… like “alright enough of that shit. Here “she” is you dumbass.”

@jonnyg9865

Жыл бұрын

This is why I have no sympathy. People choose to learn the hard way then so be it.

@abigbutterstick1780

Жыл бұрын

@@Valstrax420 Yup a swimmer who ranked like 475 in the men's category is already number 1 in the female category.

@everybodyisanidiot4553

Жыл бұрын

That's what happens when extremism takes over... Left, Right.. Need a little bit of everything, otherwise once one side takes over at 100%, nobody can be happy.

This literally predicted last weekend Where a dude, I mean strong & independent trans woman Broke the women's weight lifting record by over 440 LBS

@thesaviorofsouls5210

3 ай бұрын

They should have their own catagory honestly, i mean...it just feels wrong to have that be the record now. And it will likely never be beaten by a biological woman ever again.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

2 ай бұрын

I mean, that makes it seem like it was hard to forsee

@dansmith16

2 ай бұрын

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Women demanded equity and got it.

@brianwings6908

2 ай бұрын

So brave...so inspiring.

@InvertedFreeSolo

2 ай бұрын

​@Shadow_ballthat's idiotic. Sports have always been classed by gender/weight/skill/age. Making a trans category is the obvious solution to this issue.

It took alot of balls to compete like that

"I'm not here to talk about my transition" freaking died

@nunyabaznus7851

4 жыл бұрын

how are you able to post a comment if you are dead?. you make no sense.

@matthewdemaster2045

4 жыл бұрын

nunya baznus what also doesn't make sense is you put a period after the question mark.

@STITCHWA

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA same here 😂

@armoda1057

4 жыл бұрын

nunya baznus and you haven’t yet reached the reading level needed to discriminate figurative from literal language. Maybe someday

@rooboo614

4 жыл бұрын

yeah that bit got me pretty good rip us brother

They missed a golden opportunity to call her: "Macho Ma'am Sandy Ravage"

@MinaHaroun

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that would have been awesome 🤣

@daymi7300

4 жыл бұрын

perfect

@watchthesuit1683

4 жыл бұрын

Sandy Savage

@stevenhinkle6957

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha !

@DavyMcKay

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro Will you please fuck off with this shit.

I’m just here for the voice in the background. “Strang wahmannn”

Never stop creating these masterpieces guys. You will go down in history when the human race looks back on the last 20 years, in the future.

Such a strong, brave, independent, inspiring woman Heather Swanson is.

@vsgfilmgroup

Жыл бұрын

Stunning and brave! Stunning and brave.

@johanvanstaden2408

Жыл бұрын

I also came here to add “stunning”.

@charlieventer5904

Жыл бұрын

Hehe lols

@Klaaism

Жыл бұрын

Simply stunning

@hulkemedia3543

Жыл бұрын

Oh Yeah

The PC family’s first experience of their own kind eating them.

@sadimd.nahian1467

4 жыл бұрын

I think the same thing happened in a bicycle race in Europe where a trans won a woman's race

@jaysmith2858

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadimd.nahian1467 Rachel McKinnon.

@nd5Ip3p0Mu

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrés Valverde I believe there was a case of a trans UFC fighter (Fallon Fox) fracturing their opponents skull. I'm sure it's an issue sports event organisers will have to tackle in the near future.

@Robert999220

4 жыл бұрын

@Duncan McOkiner well is he wrong or are you just virtue signaling?

@1sanitat1

4 жыл бұрын

@@nd5Ip3p0Mu Why? Are they fascist or something?

Man, when heather started talking in the MACHO MAN Randy Savage (RIP) voice, I was DEAD laughing XD

“Rising to the Top, push it to the edge, give it all you got…barely break a sweat, STRONG WOMAN!!” 😂😂😂

Man, when this episode first aired, Twitter had a fuckin meltdown.

@kingcamelot1395

2 жыл бұрын

We are all equal in opportunity, but we are not all equal in ability.

@teleportingpotatoe

2 жыл бұрын

The ability when the bone density of ANY man is 4x of any women EVER

@teleportingpotatoe

2 жыл бұрын

Its all a joke until a neck gets snapped

@NotSure109

2 жыл бұрын

@@teleportingpotatoe The snapping of the necks takes it from "humour" to "justice".

@ppas789

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter had a meltdown over some humor??? Who knew? Lol

“honestly i find that kind of bigoted David” “okay...” HAHAHAHA

@victoriapruitt1209

2 жыл бұрын

My Favorite part.

@QueenetBowie

2 жыл бұрын

His delivery is amazing on that one.

@jaybee6505

2 жыл бұрын

Timing.

@tommytucker7091

2 жыл бұрын

You talking about Dingleberry? I mean David Perry.....

@passiveaggressivenegotiato8087

2 жыл бұрын

they duplicated the typical 'correct a bigot' virtue signal perfectly

In before this episode is banned in the US and Canada.

Women brought this on themselves

Heather is such an inspiration to women everywhere

@aferraro92

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget stunning!

@patrioticcat5768

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaas queen slay

@thelaughindustry773

4 жыл бұрын

@@aferraro92 and beautiful. XD

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

*Stunning, Brave and Beautiful!* *_Heather,_*_ Woman of the Year_

@ILikeMyPrivacytbt

4 жыл бұрын

@@fantanfor23arsiden88 That sounds like something a trans phobe would say

"Let me tell you something, Dingleberry." "....David Perry." Every time. 🤣🤣🤣

@-James-A

Жыл бұрын

The head nod is brilliant.

@djelalniyazi4090

11 ай бұрын

😄😁😆😅🤣😂😄

@mistermysteryman107

11 ай бұрын

Really? Every time? It’s that funny to you?

@lagotobluesummers7553

11 ай бұрын

@@mistermysteryman107 YES!!!

@absolutelynonameslef

10 ай бұрын

I'm here to kick some fuckin ass

This is not a joke, lol. This is the most honest news on TV.

"Luck is for dudes." Best line ever.

@TrevorsAxiom

2 жыл бұрын

I love it so much.

@JohnDoe3.14

2 жыл бұрын

Got that right

@Dr.Smackadoo

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao so funny

@joefernandez2673

2 жыл бұрын

There had to be like a sarcastic phrase which made it so much more funny lmao

@bigchief70

2 жыл бұрын

that line and the delivery kill me lol

Wait, isn't South Park supposed to be satire? Why are they reporting actual news?

@baconatordoom

3 жыл бұрын

Satire is comedy skits loosely based on factual news.

@apomazkov

3 жыл бұрын

So, i think SP is no more fun cartoon, this is just a real news cartoon where you can see what actually going on all around the world

@thicccorgi6187

3 жыл бұрын

@M S Youre a coward. Always have been. Always will be.

@wiseman5076

3 жыл бұрын

@@thicccorgi6187 I'd love to hear how you came to the conclusion that M S is a coward.

@stevewhite5045

3 жыл бұрын

Because the media won't, that's why.

South Park legitimately becomes less and less parody every day.

We all thought it i was comedy, it turns out it was prophecy.

@CaseyC-bg4bb

Күн бұрын

Wasn't prophecy when it was happening while they made this episode

Whoever suggested Randy “Macho Man” Savage should’ve gotten an raise

@TunaDad

2 жыл бұрын

i need a slim jim

@paulbate9209

2 жыл бұрын

'Oh YEAAAAH'

@TimeBomb014X

2 жыл бұрын

More like Heather "Macho Ma'am" Savage

@adelheid-ri1tx

2 жыл бұрын

" an raise"

@rullysetiawan7319

2 жыл бұрын

@@TimeBomb014X "Macho Ma'am" holy shit that's gold

When South Park is more of a documentary than satirical comedy.

@lmbll9068

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

@RevoltingPeasant123

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Ashby Tamika Brents broken skull disagrees

@sadclown1225

4 жыл бұрын

@@realpoopypants ... I mean, it kinda is?

@RevoltingPeasant123

4 жыл бұрын

“Is that where you stand - on the side of bigotry and hate?” Legit sounds like it’s a line from this episode.

@klarkmartinez1124

4 жыл бұрын

@@realpoopypants go look it up. MMA and i think in a marathon. Two transwoman won the 1st place and 2nd place. And in the mma a transwoman beat the crap out of a real biological woman.

I am so sad at how well this aged

Once again South Park nailed the truth 😅

When strong woman says “and what exactly is an average trans athlete, I find that kind of bigoted david..” His “okay” response is the most underrated line in this whole clip. That voice inflection there is brilliant lol

@watcherxd

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcschroter8398 okay

@L33TCHI3K3N

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcschroter8398 Ok boomer

@anonapop2614

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@becca7863

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcschroter8398 I'm not sure I understand your point

@jefffoxworrhy4435

4 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Anderson lmfao they always do that

"I find that kinda bigoted." "Ok." Perfect response.

@rho4853

4 жыл бұрын

How to respond to any libtard.

@omarsabir1210

4 жыл бұрын

@@rho4853ok

@deebonash1495

4 жыл бұрын

Because democrats hate science

@skiks1853

4 жыл бұрын

@@deebonash1495 Climate Change

@deebonash1495

4 жыл бұрын

@@skiks1853 is a myth

Im not here to talk about my transition, Im here to kick some fucking ass 😂😂😂😂😂

I gonna roll up the other girls and I’m gonna smoke em😅

as an out of shape, middle age man it's promising to know i still have a potential future as a female athlete

@Vaquix000

Жыл бұрын

Don't go too far. An out of shape man is not going to dominate or even do decently in female athletic competitions, this is about male athlete's transitioning to a female athlete. An out of shape man and a man who is an athlete are two very different things.

@kadiradguzel6692

Жыл бұрын

@@Vaquix000not really

@Avril-Enzo

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@theresaplatypuscontrolling5464

Жыл бұрын

​@@kadiradguzel6692 yes really most female athletes in America at least would kick the shit out of some random fat guy at their respective sports

@erikduvald6703

Жыл бұрын

@@Vaquix000 Nah, I am pretty sure than I would murder any woman in BJJ, with my 6ft2 and 240 lbs. I only did BJJ for 4 years, but there is not a female in the Universe who can beat me.

Here is the proof, the whole western world is a big South Park episode😂😂