Most urinals don't even have dividers.

@pika6131

9 жыл бұрын

The seventh grade ones are like that at my school. It sucks lol

@earttth

9 жыл бұрын

Cameron Land it sucks?...

@philipundisclosed7980

9 жыл бұрын

And are way closer

@Plain_Pixel

9 жыл бұрын

God forbid it's the stadium trough. 😖😵

@gladeskier95

9 жыл бұрын

Jeremy10001000 and the inevitable running to a stall with hand sanitizer to clean off the definitely massive amounts of herpes growing on your genitals after that

Urinal Rules (may only apply to UK, but I don't know): 1. Do not make eye contact with any other person using a urinal 2. Do not look stare at any other gentleman's genitals 3. Do not use a urinal if the adjacent urinal is being used by someone 4. Do not force your piss out, as this will cause splashback 5. Do not talk 6. When you are done, shake your genitals 1-3 times in order to get rid of that last drip left. 7. Do not shake your genitals more than 3 times, as other urinal occupants will believe that you are masterbating; consequently you may be attacked or branded as a "wanker"

@luckellucas

9 жыл бұрын

it isn't just in UK

@mateusztaczek8149

9 жыл бұрын

UPandUNDER xD Pretty much true

@azebeenite5506

9 жыл бұрын

YOU DON'T WIPE?!?!?!

@FaZeZombieslayer

9 жыл бұрын

Ana Marie What lol no we shake the extra pee off

@honorvirus

9 жыл бұрын

You forgot rule number 9: if the middles free .... don't take it, wait for a cubicle or a new open end on, no on goes in the middle And rull number ten enrich is basically rule number 9 just a little different rule 10 if it's more that 3 urinals like in airports, ALWAYS uses every second urinal so you don't stand next to a dude

You can drop your pants only if you are less than 5 years old or over 75 years old.

@seal9502

7 жыл бұрын

lool

@kevinbartholome7692

7 жыл бұрын

Rob749s Louisiana the same thing over and over a month or two and three of them are not going anywhere

@awildpotato1336

7 жыл бұрын

Rob749s not gonna lie to you buddy, less than 5 would be fine but over 75 might count as paedophila😂😂

@sneakyztatz

7 жыл бұрын

we r men we have a penis so we can aim

@haileyhenna9946

7 жыл бұрын

Rob749s because?

Rule #1: If there is not a line, then leave an empty space in between. Rule #2: No talking at the urinal. That space is not for socializing. Rule #3: Keep your eyes straight ahead. No eye contact at the urinal. Rule #4: Shake, flush, and get out. Rule #5: Wash your hands (we are not animals).

@sirturtle4441

7 жыл бұрын

And use cabin if free

@AshGrey420

7 жыл бұрын

Its automatic there's a sensor on most urinals that knows when you walk away, if not there's a flush thingy.

@barfkat05

7 жыл бұрын

Joel Mendez talking depends on the situation, being a senior in high school, i know people who go in and immediatly talk to you

@jamUSA24

7 жыл бұрын

Barfkat05 While you're on the stall? Not cool. Print the above rules and post them on the bathroom entrance and on top of each urinal.

@barfkat05

7 жыл бұрын

XD u were accurate with all of the other rules

The girl with the black hair looks like a female version of Loki.... o_o

@inesbergerfeneyrol6912

9 жыл бұрын

Jess SoMo i think she look like Kristen Stewart

@drea3348

9 жыл бұрын

Jess SoMo Katy perry looks like loki lol

@erikagutierrez8649

9 жыл бұрын

Jess SoMo hahah omg

@kobito1714

9 жыл бұрын

***** Idk I thought of a younger Jennifer Aniston. With like, black hair?

@Jasmine370195Aj

9 жыл бұрын

Andréa Robles yes, she looked like katy perry o-o

**Sighs..... clears browser history.... again**

@thesheepthatwentmooo

9 жыл бұрын

Didn't know I needed this video haha :P

@sippywagon

9 жыл бұрын

Dude ur literally everywhere...

@clowntrooper61

9 жыл бұрын

thesheepthatwentmooo Why do you clear your history so much?

@Infernoflameblast

9 жыл бұрын

thesheepthatwentmooo You embarrassed bout something or what?

@Felisitus

9 жыл бұрын

Well, i just stopped mine from even knowing i have watched a video, because kinda don't like people being able to know what i watch...

Am I the only one who thinks they look like the Powerpuff Girls?

@dandelion7248

8 жыл бұрын

Omg you're right!

@tuffstuff8755

8 жыл бұрын

The pee-opuff girls 😆

@hamidamir2174

8 жыл бұрын

Your right 🦄

@cuteanimegirl2201

8 жыл бұрын

YASS

@soapybleach2045

7 жыл бұрын

So true the colors of their shirts

There is a golden rule, the middle one cannot be used

@LITGym

8 жыл бұрын

Why XD

@user-ch6zg8jp9t

8 жыл бұрын

+LaniInThe Gym So you can have your space.

@edgarchambersv2020

7 жыл бұрын

exceptions do apply at clubs and most certainly at stadiums

@blatkayrt1635

7 жыл бұрын

This comment made me chuckle

@largol33t1

7 жыл бұрын

Then explain this: a movie theater seats about 400 people at 4 screens on each side and there are only two sets of bathrooms (a men's and women's on the east side and another set on the west side). Two movies end at the same time so over 100 people run straight for the bathrooms. The men's room has two stalls and 3 urinals. What do you think happens every time I go? A - There is a line at each urinal but NOT the middle one B - Everyone avoids using the urinals C- Because 40 guys are trying to use the bathroom, there is a line at every single urinal. Did you guess? See the bottom and I see this every time I go to the movie theater. C

Unwritten Rules ladies: 1. No Talking in the bathroom 2. Eyes forward while peeing 3. Never make eyecontact 4 forgot to add, if there is a chance there must be at least a space between two people if available. One last edit: These rules apply for all males 10-12+ years old

@Atem_in_the_streets

9 жыл бұрын

Mosanso True words. Unless you're friends, then maybe you can hold a conversation.

@KingdorismHD

9 жыл бұрын

And also if the urinals are taken, don't wait behind another man. Just go to the toilet.

@RATEDXWARRIOR

9 жыл бұрын

You forgot if you're scared of peeing with people around you grab the hand of the person next to you

@Atem_in_the_streets

9 жыл бұрын

17spyguy I've never in my life seen an adult man pull his pants down at all, the zipper is there for a reason.

@theimmortanjoe

9 жыл бұрын

***** you sir are one lucky man, many are blinded by man ass daily we need to put a stop the the dropping of the pants.

When guys pee, the wall is the most interesting thing in the universe.

@clowntrooper61

9 жыл бұрын

Muyao Liu They should have TV on there or where's waldo

@theraVen27

9 жыл бұрын

clowntrooper61 a lot of places actually do have tv screens or mag articles hung on the wall.

@clowntrooper61

9 жыл бұрын

john johnny I've never seen any. Where abouts do you find them?

@theraVen27

9 жыл бұрын

clowntrooper61 mostly sports bars i.e. bar/restaurants targeting men

@clowntrooper61

9 жыл бұрын

john johnny Okay cool

For starters you never talk to one another while using a urinal or at all in the bathroom

@SuperAngryWalrus

7 жыл бұрын

And never take the urinal right next to another person if you can avoid it.

@conitrasmith3515

7 жыл бұрын

Casey Rauchwarter

@martytimmerman8844

7 жыл бұрын

penis entering vagina

@mandcplays7977

3 жыл бұрын

@@martytimmerman8844 umm

that wasn't even real close. also not everybathroom has partition wall in between the urinals

@radred609

7 жыл бұрын

imagine their reaction at a trough

@ellie-maechaphhell764

6 жыл бұрын

They are really Powerful girls

@delfin6927

5 жыл бұрын

yeah like wtf its rare to find a restroom with walls dividing the urinals

@delfin6927

3 жыл бұрын

@The secular humanist not where i live

they got it all wrong. 1: we skip every other urinal unless there's a full wall. 2: we don't look or talk. 3: whoever pees the loudest is the manliest.

@suivatra123

8 жыл бұрын

We also put it through the hole in our underwear and pants,

@quacy1946

8 жыл бұрын

Whoever pees the loudest is the manliest? Tf? No, that's just gross and childish

@suivatra123

8 жыл бұрын

Quacy Moore how is that childish. Might as well say it's all childish.

@Zyrexed

8 жыл бұрын

+Quacy Moore You're calling him out for being childish yet you watched a video on woman peeing in a urinal.

@stormiestarz

8 жыл бұрын

+Stormieklol “Stormiebob” The Girl of Many Fandoms interesting

One time I walked in the the bathroom and this guy came up to the urinal right next to me(there was 4 other ones open) he pulls his pants ALL the way down and makes direct eye contact with me... I just died laughing XD

@invaliduser5334

8 жыл бұрын

+Eclipse I just died. XD

@chocobear8777

8 жыл бұрын

Lucky :(

@marce7043

8 жыл бұрын

+Choco Bear DID YOU SAY, LUCKY?! D:

@BlakRainbow39

8 жыл бұрын

That man is a national treasure

@gibberish1014

7 жыл бұрын

Eclipse that happened at school

Rules: 1. There is a one space buffer between you and the next guy in there unless its jam packed. 2 Shut up I don't want to talk to you I need to focus on aiming 3 If you don't have a zip you use a stall 4 you can only drop your pants if your dad is having to pick you up to pee.

@bequiet4541

5 жыл бұрын

69th like

You never look or talk in a urinal it is universally banned

God, this must've been so awkward for the camera crew.

@sheridan4462

8 жыл бұрын

Most of the things on buzzfeed must be awkward for the camera crew

@neoanderson9455

8 жыл бұрын

+Sheridan Warner or they enjoy 'em

@patrickjackson6600

8 жыл бұрын

+Sheridan Warner Ha! you can say that again.

@salvagebar

8 жыл бұрын

+Dex Holder Red Awkward? Or.... AWESOME!

@deadly6actual

8 жыл бұрын

ya imagine the set of a porno

Yo we got the power puff girls peeing side by side. If you don't get what mean look at their hair color.

@blue_bloodstar6949

9 жыл бұрын

ZX6R holy shit

@Adearx

9 жыл бұрын

beto encinas we also got the girls from totally spies peeing next to eachother. If you don't know who they are look them up.

@ThatChannelThatRockS

9 жыл бұрын

ZX6R literally can't even XD

@CountChokcula

9 жыл бұрын

ZX6R LMFAO

@tiredjedi

9 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA

I was in school going to the bathroom. HE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO ME PEEING. Then he looks over... he's like,"I've got a big one don't I" I was so quiet when he said that

@readynet4983

7 жыл бұрын

Mustache Pikachu did you not ever take shower's after football or baseball practice or even pe

@jakadravsnik1619

7 жыл бұрын

Mustache Pikachu

@themasculinepeak1813

6 жыл бұрын

Mustache Pikachu NEVER GO IN THE MIDDLE ONE. THERE MUST BE ONE URINAL SEPARATING ONE ANOTHER

@caitlinhartley2433

6 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@mellamojeff458

3 жыл бұрын

its so akward and embarrassing when someone has to use the urinal right next to me out of all the empty ones and i hear the dude grunting

guys don't pull their pants down when they pee that's what 5 year olds do

Ugh, i wish they knew that rule that we do not pee beside each other.

@sayaplaysmc5977

9 жыл бұрын

Well, they're not men.

@mrmajestic8800

9 жыл бұрын

I know right

@trentrho

9 жыл бұрын

SurfingTangents Because on the list of all the things in the world we want to look at, penis does not show up for 97% of men. It is in no way shape or form a social event for men.

@MissionMonster

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Elias Not to mention the "do-not-talk rule". Its a place where you go peeing, not where you talk with strangers how your day was.

@BromanP47

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Elias So, I read that as, "....do not pee inside each other." I mean that's a pretty good rule, but I had to do a double-take. lolz

There is a Universal code when one uses the Men's bathroom. It may rarely be spoken about in conversation, however! Though this may be the case - all males are aware of the rules in such an environment. In order of importance: 1. A space of one Urinal must be present when other Urinals are free. 2. No speaking - The men's bathroom is a tranquil and peaceful domain. 3. No eye contact - especially with the third eye! 4. If you do by chance give of the impression you have glanced at anothers manhood, you must proceed in continuing your visual path and pretend you are rolling your neck, give off a strained look in your face, cough, then go back to your mission at hand. 5. No more than two shakes of the trouser snakes. 6. You must stare at the wall (Links with point 4). Not only does this keep yourself to yourself, but it also aids you in your concentration and prevents any likely stage fright. You have now passed through basic training. It's a tough world out there but with the right practice you will prevail. And if all else fails...just shake it off - no more than two times though.

@alexandergomez3574

9 жыл бұрын

Fucking brilliant XD everything is so true lol

@bridgetmcdonald8514

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KarenNAB

9 жыл бұрын

Why does it feel like you weren't finished?

@lithyantos3842

9 жыл бұрын

***** More than 2 and you're playing with yourself. Have some decency in public boy.

@donsalachicha

9 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yes i died

um guys don't pull there pants down

@bbg.ttiiannaaa2730

6 жыл бұрын

well they aren’t men that’s why they don’t know..

@bbg.ttiiannaaa2730

6 жыл бұрын

well they aren’t men that’s why they don’t know..

@mordechai_engels

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriela Moore I did that until middle school

@idioticgamer3215

4 жыл бұрын

I have brother, who never closes the door, now I'm scarred for life b:

i thought the rule was to always have one urinal boundary between 2 guys ? XD

@stuka80

8 жыл бұрын

thats not always possible.

@mythrobo8013

7 жыл бұрын

thats one of them! XD

@jamUSA24

7 жыл бұрын

You're correct. But, sometimes you can't help it.

@SinisterShift

7 жыл бұрын

that it is Sakuems

@SinisterShift

7 жыл бұрын

You still fight it though Joel you know you do unless there's absolutely no where else to use and its a dire emergency

Pretty sure the camera angles from behind were completely unnecessary.

@user-mq1qk5gm8h

9 жыл бұрын

Sarahnessoyeah More like... un _ass_ essary... amirite?

@Zorriel

9 жыл бұрын

Sarahnessoyeah Your profile looks like you enjoyed it.

@EloteManFTW

9 жыл бұрын

Hey anyone wana gameshare Here are the games I want -Xbox 360 black ops 2 -PS3 gta v -advanced warfare for ps4 -season pass for ps4 Message me on kik if you want to gameshare I have tons of games to offer Kik mrbigpatoy

@ninjasownpirates

9 жыл бұрын

Sarahnessoyeah yes it was, because one of the talking points is what do you do with your pants, and by showing that angle it shows that none of them had it right

@mishaslilbae828

9 жыл бұрын

That was just for the camera man's enjoyment

We are so comfortable about it because we can have awesome sword fights

@TheMeltedMan

9 жыл бұрын

riley jinhy The autism rating just rose to a 19.8

@nononeko2503

9 жыл бұрын

Potato Messiah XDDDDD

@ovalhead1412

9 жыл бұрын

On a scale of how ok that is. That is not ok

@wilbertrejon

9 жыл бұрын

No

@KawaiiPotatoYT

9 жыл бұрын

More like wet noodle slapping

no conversation allowed. ever.

we have a lot of unsaid homophobic rules we all accept as men in urinals like 1) there is absolutely no talking while pissing 2) eyes straight 3)never use the stall to either side unless there is a divider, even then give as much space as possible.. but strangely enough all these rules will always be broken if there is any alcohol being drank

@SinisterShift

7 жыл бұрын

Well its more of no talking to strangers its not as weird if your talking to friend but still not something we typically would do regardless, and always have at least one stall/urinal in between each person

@shepd3

7 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's homophobic. Imagine if we had unisex washrooms and women used the urinals as well as men. Men looking at women peeing would definitely make the women uncomfortable, so that would be socially unacceptable. And while guys might not feel as weird about women looking at them, out of fairness it would be unacceptable as well. As for talking, I don't know if that would change or not. When I'm at a urinal, I'm there to get my business done as fast as possible. I don't have time for a conversation, so I wouldn't engage. Maybe others would. As for stalls next to each other, that's a personal space thing and that doesn't change because of the gender.

@trevorisaac1021

7 жыл бұрын

mycollegeshirt oh so not looking at someone's genetalia without their consent is homophobic smh

@mycollegeshirt

7 жыл бұрын

every straight guy is a little homophobic when it comes to interacting with other guys, and I am no exception, If you wanna get triggered chubby do it someplace else.. you girls need to relax it's just a word.

@glennquagmire3258

7 жыл бұрын

Good point about space: example: 5 urinals lined up. #1 is being used. You choose #5. Next guy chooses #3. After that, you take what is available.

Why are they dressed like the powerpuff girls

@saskia_

9 жыл бұрын

91kts Omg, you're right :O They do kind of represent the Powerpuff Girls!

@ploodohplanit8259

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, wow

@bananacathammock

9 жыл бұрын

91kts OMG

@crojalwol

9 жыл бұрын

91kts Omg XDDD

@sav3517

9 жыл бұрын

Oh my god... XD

The reason guys dont feel awkward when peeing next to one another is because we know whats up. We have a special bond, unlike girls that need to have that extra bit of privacy.

@taylerandrews6264

9 жыл бұрын

Damn straight. I couldn't figure out a way to say that but u said it man.

@Luminalis

9 жыл бұрын

Chris Delong Uhh, girls don't need to have "that extra bit of privacy." Just like some girls are "pee shy" (not me, btw) there are also guys who are pee shy. It's not like guys can be the only ones with a "special bond."

@friqx3127

9 жыл бұрын

Emelie E Of course, here is the attack of girls that cant take facts. Its known that girls need more privacy, you may not need to, but most do.

@ethanthomas9566

9 жыл бұрын

AMEN preach XD

@halopro98

9 жыл бұрын

Emelie E woah watch out we've got a feminist over here

These people are clueless about men

@kipnelson177

5 жыл бұрын

Cause they r women ♀️♀️♀️

@Roman-rx2tm

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@joeskillzz3668

3 жыл бұрын

@regina [ - v - ] ....?

They think we look at each other's dec lol😂

@frankschaefer8890

4 жыл бұрын

That's on being straight...

@chelseyllewelyn6159

4 жыл бұрын

ewww

@Lagaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@chelseyllewelyn6159 fun fact: we dont. Thats gay.

@breaddog1692

3 жыл бұрын

If their gay

@MKmagnifico

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lagaa good to know but I don’t like how homophobic u sound

There are unwritten rules to urinals, one is don't make eye contact which is important and another is dont look at another dude when youre peeing

@pshwow

8 жыл бұрын

Also, you have to stand one urinal away from another guy if there are 3+ urinals... And don't stand behind someone whiling they're peeing

@pianodevotion

8 жыл бұрын

+James Lin dpnt forget too stare forward into the wall

@adrianedwards4968

8 жыл бұрын

+Adolf Hipster Exactly its just normal you can converse but if there's eye contact then it gets weird we don't think to much about it.

@thesayxx

8 жыл бұрын

+piano devotion yes you lock your eyes forward limiting them to only vertical movement. Any form of horizontal movement is strictly prohibited.

@rjcoffey8985

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Edwards see i go by the "conversation is left at the door rule" meaning we don't talk until after we exit the restroom. It's just to weird talking to a bro with your junk hanging out.

You never look, it is forbidden by the elder Gods.

@nicholasburke3322

8 жыл бұрын

^

@raderplays68

8 жыл бұрын

Looking is BLASPHEMY

@stitch9969

8 жыл бұрын

LOOKING IS THE WORST AND TALKING MAKES IT SOOOOOOOOO WIERD

@abyssflight3907

8 жыл бұрын

It's also a rule to never use a urinal that is next to someone if it can be helped.

@kenllacer

8 жыл бұрын

There's always that one guy who uses the middle urinal, then you're forced to choose between right or left.

0:40 The girl on the far right is literally Tom Hiddleston’s Loki.

@nsensation84

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah maybe she did turn into him

I'm a guy and I'm very bathroom shy so I always use the stalls I literally can't go if I try to use the urinals plus it weird me out.

and we don't use the middle one

@coryellsworth9705

8 жыл бұрын

which makes no sense XD

@jackhwthorne

8 жыл бұрын

never use the middle one if there's anods #, then so the every other stall rule

@anti-freez6290

8 жыл бұрын

It's a rule to keep a one man space between everyone if possible. No talking. Zipper down. Pee. Tuck back in. Wash hands. Leave.

@All_that_glitters_

8 жыл бұрын

Why not?

@coryellsworth9705

8 жыл бұрын

Sent2KillU Yeah, it does in a lot of situations, but if you're about to pee yourself and every other urinal is taken except for the middle one, im not about to wait even longer, I'm gonna pee in the middle one dangit!

This is why we're at least one urinal away from each other

@diamonddrake2254

6 жыл бұрын

jorge peralta amen

@lulaythepotato8610

6 жыл бұрын

jorge peralta tell me.. HOW?!?!?!

@viktoria3818

6 жыл бұрын

I am a female but through internet I found out that that is the golden rule

@steviemeep510

6 жыл бұрын

So true

@joe-mw9ij

6 жыл бұрын

jorge peralta iiAIiiiijytf dot.

I can assure you that there is no desire to look.

they always have lil advertisment posters or TVs in front of each urinal to read/watch to keep us occupied from awkwardness lol

Rules of Pee club. 1)Don't talk about pee club. 2)Don't look at others while in pee club. 3) If you're old enough to do the times table never drop your pants in pee club, go to the stall and close the door. 3)If you look while in pee club the "looked at" has the right to call you a queer/weirdo/pervert.

@LoSpotItaliano

8 жыл бұрын

Has the right to punch in the face actually

@MegaSalami

8 жыл бұрын

^true

@Kaervek87

8 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for someone to look, so I can say "eyes on the road, cowboy." I think it sounds confident. lol

@monterousgummybears

8 жыл бұрын

Also leave a gap in between the urinals if possible if not look straight forward or straight up or even hold if possible

@gelerson1642

8 жыл бұрын

I like how there are two rule-3s.

I pull my trousers all the way down to my ankles, then lift my t shirt up to my nipples and then just pee.

@mizsrippedpants2659

9 жыл бұрын

You... (trembles with fear) have problems!

@themysticalemerald2608

9 жыл бұрын

Omg why am I laughing so hard XD

@DragonMinerToons

9 жыл бұрын

Joe Bailey Uh, I don't really understand the T-Shirt part.

@joepbailey

9 жыл бұрын

DragonMinerToons I don't want any pee going on my t-shirt. duh.

@joepbailey

9 жыл бұрын

***** a lot of people have the same reaction when they see me do it in public toilets. Don't worry about it.

we don't take down our pants we just whip it out and go

yeah guys don't drop there pants just pull it out

They look as though they could be the POWERPUFF girls XD

@pyr0_jack

8 жыл бұрын

One's wearing yellow. It's not correct.

@Caramelanie

8 жыл бұрын

+Manga!Red Of Pallet Town It doesnt really matter. The haircolors and personality are correct:)

@elenagant7122

8 жыл бұрын

omg your right

@marisolespino3883

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@LauraRibeiro-sj3ub

8 жыл бұрын

Yess they do haha

No one makes convo with each over, just get our business done give each other a head nod then leave....

@iilikecereal

9 жыл бұрын

"Head nod"

@PrimeRickSanchez

9 жыл бұрын

iilikecereal lmfao

@johnabiri8220

9 жыл бұрын

iilikecereal lol i just got that

@luisgarza1000

9 жыл бұрын

60's Spiderman i didn't read the "nod" part, so i thought you put "Give eachother head" and I was like O.o

@bluvillage

9 жыл бұрын

I wished that's how it works in the girls bathroom... They talk to me THROUGH THE STALL. And make weird creepy comments about my peeing sound.. Ugh

just break the silence around the urinals with a smooth “how they hangin?”

I use a stall because I'm bathroom shy. I can't even go with another person in the same room. Even in my own house, if someone is in the hall near my bathroom I can't go.

yes i mean i look lol and then be like like nice bro and walk away lol

@unclesam77

9 жыл бұрын

Wtf dude ._.

@ControlledChaosTNT

9 жыл бұрын

Wtf man that's weird

@chuu9739

9 жыл бұрын

Kellythelegend people like you are the reason why i tend to stick to the stalls

@rachaelnskiss

9 жыл бұрын

Sexual harassment. Great...

@Kellythelegend

9 жыл бұрын

people im just kidding lol

To all contractors ADD FUCKIN URINALS TO ALL HOUSEHOLDS

@ignous

8 жыл бұрын

Yes very much.

@mr.spazbubbles438

8 жыл бұрын

+Silent_Wither right

@bpondsinger

8 жыл бұрын

That would solve the whole 'put the toilet seat down when you're done' dilemma between men and women!! Haha:)

@keegaztheebm2998

8 жыл бұрын

But if your lazy and don't buy it, tell the girls to leave the seat UP when they are done

@mr.spazbubbles438

8 жыл бұрын

keegan dekay not trying to be rude but i dont think girls should have to do that for us

Okay so there are a couple of unspoken rules when it comes to urinals: 1) There is no conversations 2) No eye contact most people just look strait at the wall 3) most importantly, leave an empty urinal between people. Next comes any empty stalls and then its either wait the two seconds for someone to finish (which happens if there isn't a long line) or end up right next to each other. Lastly all the rules may be ignored if you know the person well enough and it usually becomes a joke type scenario.

@khaivo5461

7 жыл бұрын

YORK-firearms Well, this has nothing to do with your rules but if you've noticed that the urinal is "J" shaped on the side (if you get what I'm saying) you can "hug" the urinal with your crotch and not show anything. It's worked for me.

Jamie's face in the middle of it hahah just chillin

Aren't you supposed to leave at least one urinal between each other?

@lilfamine5393

9 жыл бұрын

Yup, the rules are simple, keep your head forward, only unzip (don't pull pants all eg way down), piss, shake, zip, and leave (oh yeah one or more spaces)

@SosaJ.Alberto

9 жыл бұрын

Billy Hanson you don't necessarily need to look straight at the wall the whole time, you can also look down at your junk, of course when their is a stall high enough between urinals

@KyleWoolridgeGrant

9 жыл бұрын

I always look down at my area. The wall is normally way too close to my face.

@dannysnothere6230

9 жыл бұрын

Eileen Yost you need to if there is space if there are no empty spaces but that one it is acceptable

@perfumelicker1022

9 жыл бұрын

Billy Hanson You don't wash your hands?

That's why there's the unsaid rule of one urinal between guys.

Pissing next to someone is the best conversation starter

A lot of the time they don't even have slabs between the Toilets

Its bathroom etiquette, leave a space if possible and don't talk.

Um... everyone is posting men's bathroom rules, so here's my very own women's bathrom rules! 1.The more, the merrier. If you were having a conversation, why miss out just because you had to go to the bathroom? 2. It's ok to ask friends for pads or tampons. 3. If you are at school and want to apply makeup at the bathroom sink, leave room for other bathroom goers and choose a sink farther from the door. 4. If the lock on a bathroom door is broken, have a friend hold the door closed for you, or if there are strangers around, just hope the door is close enough to hold on to whilst sitting on the toilet. 5. If you need to poop, wait for either everyone to leave or for somebody to create a somewhat noisy diversion. 6. Talking is normal, especially when you bring friends. You may talk even if you are at the sink or inside of a stall. Anyone else in the bathroom who does not know you and/or did not come to the bathroom with you is not permitted to talk, even if they have helpful input. 7. Only about forty percent of bathroom time should actually be used going to the bathroom. If you intend to spend more time than that, try to avoid bringing friends. If you do happen to bring friends, continue the conversation so that they don't notice how long you are taking. 8. Roughly 60% of bathroom time should be spent washing hands, talking, and/or fixing hair/makeup. 9.If you come to the bathroom with friends, you don't have to actually use the toilet. Proceed by initiating in actions mentioned in rule 8. Tell me any rules I didn't mention :3

@DragonMinerToons

9 жыл бұрын

Jordan A So it sounds to me, for girls the bathroom is not for actually using the bathroom, it's a social gathering. I hate how Women make everything social.

@jordana934

9 жыл бұрын

***** I feel bad for you.

@meganramos920

8 жыл бұрын

._. I just go in pee then leave

@DragonMinerToons

8 жыл бұрын

Megan Ramos Good.

@MrMinister77

8 жыл бұрын

+Jordan A Wow i never knew how it worked in a womens bathroom, though i find it weird you cant take a shat comfortably. For men we dont think twice about and if you cant fart in the bathroom where can you?!

They should try the troughs, where you are literally making contact with someone, most urinals have no sideboards either

I kinda get a Buttercup, Bubbles and Blossom feeling by these girls' looks.

The reason why it isn't strange is because we are accustomed to this since we are little and we don't really think of it as strange. Well the majority doesn't. There are some guys that are shy and rather use a stall. But for the most part it's something I do not put thought into because I'm used to voiding in a urinal I think every guy at one point, has looked down at their neighbor.

@TheInspire96

9 жыл бұрын

Axel Rodriguez cross streams with a friend, most awkward bonding experience ever

@hj-mr5gg

9 жыл бұрын

Axel Rodriguez i get annoyed when people completely pull their pants down cuz thats unnecessary like we have holes in out underwear for a reason :D

@94Struan

9 жыл бұрын

Horsman4James I feel like you're a girl pretending to be a guy.... That has literally never happened.

@chuu9739

9 жыл бұрын

Axel Rodriguez i alwawys had the urged, but im scared to be caught....so i never look

@nickt194

9 жыл бұрын

Horsman4James Yea one uses the hole in their pants...wtf

Does the black haired girl look like Kristen Stewart to anyone?

@jenOutpost

9 жыл бұрын

Rose Watson She reminds me of Princess Aud from Erik the Viking! (Imogen Stubbs)

@RobinFlysHigh

9 жыл бұрын

Rose Watson Yes. Thank you!

@lakinlitchy92

9 жыл бұрын

Rose Watson YES! I was scrolling down hoping somebody else had mentioned it and I wasn't just crazy.

@reyruiz8484

9 жыл бұрын

Rose Watson more like Katy Perry without makeup. (or Loki, take your choice)

@RobinFlysHigh

9 жыл бұрын

Rey Ruiz Bahaha. Loki. =).

I never thought I’d keep this deep into buzzfeed

If there are 3 urinals, be a savage and take the middle one. Only boys will understand

At least they have walls between them

@JerielVazquez

9 жыл бұрын

Yea sometimes theres no walls and you just see everything...

@HockeySoccerSniper

9 жыл бұрын

Not always.

@aarontaylor810

9 жыл бұрын

Alex59567 lol the secret is to lean in as close as possible but don't touch the wall or urinal

@djangohertzig

9 жыл бұрын

At most places I go there are no walls.

@mottspunk7131

9 жыл бұрын

Most places don't have walls. Even at schools

A lot of time there are big dividers between urinals so you have a bit more privacy but this is not always the case, and even worse, sometimes it's just a big long trough. There are some unspoken rules to urinals that every guy knows though that help everything go as smoothly as possible. If there is enough room, leave AT LEAST one urinal between you and another guy. Eye's forward, no talking. (Talking is fine if you know the other person well enough, for instance if you and a buddy go to take a leak together, but even then once peeing starts, talking usually stops.) A head nod to acknowledge each other is acceptable. Small talk may commence or resume once peeing is finished. A stall is always an option for the more pee shy but in a quiet bathroom this presents a quandary for weak streamers; "do I pee onto the inside of the bowl so they don't hear my stream, or do I go right into the water and let them know I am not a strong pee-er?" You do not acknowledge by way of taunting, laughing, or mentioning, the pee shivers of another patron in the bathroom. There should be a minimum of 2 shakes and 1 pull to empty the urethra. 4 shakes is recommended. No more than 6 shakes and 2 pulls. Anymore and you're just playing with it. Alas, rules were meant to be broken. Any guy that says he's never taken a peak is a liar.

@hahaownedlolz

9 жыл бұрын

fullmetalfunk Bigger dividers then this? That's honestly pretty rare.. like 1 in 20 at best..

@fullmetalfunk

9 жыл бұрын

hahaownedlolz A lot of bars and clubs I go to have dividers that go from the calf up to the chest between urinals.

@KyleWoolridgeGrant

9 жыл бұрын

I've rarely seen urinal dividers. My school doesn't have any dividers in any of the bathrooms.

@fullmetalfunk

9 жыл бұрын

Red Ninja I didn't have them at school.

@hackjilton

9 жыл бұрын

fullmetalfunk Must add that more than 6 shakes and 2 pulls are necessary for some people who might have an issue where they leak a little after which is what i used to have but now after many shakes and pulls i no longer have that problem

This was some prime beat-off material. Thank you, Buzzfeed

1 Stand as far away from everyone else as you can. 2 Don't look 3 Don't talk 4 Don't do anything else

The blonde girl reminds me of Cameron Diaz! :D

@mariannehernandez9113

9 жыл бұрын

i don't see it

@JosiePosieWosie012

9 жыл бұрын

I totally see it!

@SophieFosterMSP

9 жыл бұрын

Omg yesssss!

@100nitrog2

9 жыл бұрын

Kachi Edward I see more of a Malin Åkerman.

@charlotteeee182

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah XD

Guys are so weird, you have so many rules about pissing. Do you also have a code word?

@skatersridge

9 жыл бұрын

Thanks4TheLolz its weird for us to think that a girls go in pairs when they need to use the ladies room

@WhiteIcingProduction

9 жыл бұрын

skatersridge It's so we can talk in a more private setting and also have company when we're looking in the mirror and primping and stuff.

@spectre5307

9 жыл бұрын

And you don't see us guys explaining why we have many rules about pissing. No some people just made it up jeez

@honoratoherrera1048

9 жыл бұрын

Code word is thunderbunnydickjump

@Thanks4TheLolz

9 жыл бұрын

skatersridge We like moral support when we shit

You don’t pull your pants down to your ankles lol

Not all bathrooms have even those tiny little walls in between them, and the urinals are SUPER close in malls

most urinals don't have dividers between them

@JereCity

8 жыл бұрын

Renadxtea Gaming no, you look forward and stare at the wall.

@renadxteagaming6789

8 жыл бұрын

Jeremy smith hahahah but not everybody will look forward and stare at the wall

@MST3Killa

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeremy smith Sporting events, it's usually a true trough with some ice thrown in it.

I think most guys are tempted to look. It's not an attraction thing but its curiosity.

@quacy1946

8 жыл бұрын

No, your probably just gay.

@SNMG7664

8 жыл бұрын

+Quacy Moore You're*

@alexclarke7379

8 жыл бұрын

ha, gayyyy

@el.653

8 жыл бұрын

+King Jay 4 gay people liked this.

@ThiefKingofLegend

8 жыл бұрын

You feel argh when you accidentally cope a look.

IDK what I would do with my pants *HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A FLY OR A ZIPPER?*

The bathroom at my middle school had no barriers and the toilets were so close you were basically touching the nearby person. Nearly everyone either went to a stall or stood basically touching the urinal. I was also at a bathroom with basically a literal trough with a drain in the middle.

@nikkiisnothere546

7 жыл бұрын

Kind of sounds like a prison bathroom...

@largol33t1

7 жыл бұрын

LOL, I once was shipped off to a camping ground by my college (for morality boosting reasons, LOL!) and everything was um, community style: everyone shared a gigantic shower and yep, the guys had to put up with a trough for a urinal. There was a always a line at the stalls!

lol I'm too shy to pee in a stall if someone is there! I can't imagine what it would be like to be a foot away from someone and pee with no doors!

@dippst

8 жыл бұрын

they can be if you measure shoulder to shoulder.

@Hydranox

8 жыл бұрын

some are idk where you live, the thing is though guys usually don't pee right next to you

@fetasprite

8 жыл бұрын

***** I don't......?

@Adraxone

8 жыл бұрын

"I'm too shy to pee in a stall if someone is there!" -Happynote 2016

@fetasprite

8 жыл бұрын

tomas teh tang engin like if someone is in the bathroom

wow it really isn't this much of a project I mean nobody pulls their pants all the way down

@ARP2wefightforyou

8 жыл бұрын

no one even pulls his pants down all the way.

@1027youtubing1

8 жыл бұрын

+Levi “When will we want wantons” Quickburger5000 NEVER

@mikemajor6903

8 жыл бұрын

um us girls do

@enaxlilac6064

8 жыл бұрын

+Justin Leich Like girls know that -.- we have never had the experience so how are we supposed to know??

@redfoxgaming7661

8 жыл бұрын

+Mouseythemouse Fucken instinct. Jk idk

"I talk when I'm nervous." If that was me then I'd be constantly be nervous bc I always talk.

mens' bathroom rules: #1 don't talk when you're in a cabin #2 don't turn your head when you're standing at the urinal #3 if every urinal except the one I'm using is free, f**** don't use the one next to me #4 talking at the urinal is absolutely OK #5 if you pee at a urinal just oull the front of your pants down

Black hair girl could pass for a man

@maryum

8 жыл бұрын

judging from your profile pic, so could you

@justanothergirl7423

8 жыл бұрын

+Mari K. woahhhhh!!!

@maryum

8 жыл бұрын

Kimmy Kakes oh no im so offended, you definetly know where i live and how big i am compared to you

@maryum

8 жыл бұрын

Kimmy Kakes that's not even me 😂 it's the you know exetremely famous KZreadr troye sivan, billboard artist, ring a bell?

@mackenziesobey9630

8 жыл бұрын

+Kimmy Kakes that is so rude!!

here's a challenge go pee at a public toilet make sure someone is right beside you, start as you normally would then all of a sudden reach over and Pat them on the shoulder and say thank God someone else has one the same size as mine. but never make eye contact.

@Obamastucks10128

8 жыл бұрын

just stair at the wall the entire time

@pedrocastellanos8304

8 жыл бұрын

LOL... Good for pranksters! Nice one, you should submit that!

Love the way she says 'pee--shy'......😄

you dont say a thing or look at anything but your own

U don't pull your pants down that far, wtf

@aubryconnor1274

8 жыл бұрын

+Sheogorath when the hose is not attached ...

@kazoo2192

8 жыл бұрын

They are girls so it's different

@victoriastelmaszczyk5474

8 жыл бұрын

yeah

@Hydranox

8 жыл бұрын

it's not different because they can do it the same way we can, it was just their fist time though so i can't say anything they were just learning

@Hydranox

8 жыл бұрын

***** what do ya mean?

never seen a stall before, every place i go to has a giant silver urinal. if you hit it at the right angle you can splash the people next to you.

@imexclusiv9742

9 жыл бұрын

I laughed really hard....Very hard.

@cisbetterthanyou6658

9 жыл бұрын

Wow if someone did that to me I would literally turn and just direct my stream at them .. 😂

@loganbuffa3962

9 жыл бұрын

TheInspire96 That's called a trough.

@lilfamine5393

9 жыл бұрын

That is a hand dryer

@sandonero633

9 жыл бұрын

Chris IsBetterThanYou Pee fight!

The Shewee is an amazing device! I can tell it changed my life completely! Now, when I'm camping, I no longer have to search hours for a tree big enough to squat behind. I can go just about anywhere I want. When skiing, there's nothing worse than having to drop your drawers at - 30 degrees. With the Shewee, you'll be able to stay nice and warm all the time. The Shewee is an indispensable item during a long car journey. I've always been extremely jealous on how my boyfriend and my male companions can have a pee wherever they need to, while we girls have to wait AGES for a bathroom (much less a clean one). With the Shewee - the problem is resolved. During car journeys, now I can just bring an empty water bottle with me to wee discretely in the car OR I can just find somewhere to pull over. But that 'sonewhere' doesn't necessarily have to be a gas station or a public restroom. With the Shewee, on the side of the road or in front of a conveniently placed tree is good enough!

Black haired girl looks like Loki's younger sister

I love how they all pulled their pants down to the ground instead of just pulling the front over, or the ol' zip and flip.

@victorialeigh9273

8 жыл бұрын

Are you a guy? Or a girl that thinks it would be easy

@Tugu420

8 жыл бұрын

+Fireice2929 I know man

@Fireice2929

8 жыл бұрын

Victoria Leigh I am a member of the penis people.

@TheGeorgeD13

8 жыл бұрын

+Fireice2929 Yeah, but they're girls. They can't exactly do it the way we do it.

you dont look you dont talk you unzip you rezip you wash your hand you leave (in that order)

@whodis2625

9 жыл бұрын

When do you pee?

@Erik_Watkins

9 жыл бұрын

in between the zipping

@whodis2625

9 жыл бұрын

I see

@FoxyWhispers

9 жыл бұрын

Just one hand? Lol

@aarya6567

8 жыл бұрын

+Kelsey Curles yeah the one in the line of fire

I saw the title and I was like. How many are going to miss

ALWAYS go for the corner one, even when there’s nobody, in case somebody comes in

I'm a guy and don't use urinals... Anyone else?

@eileenconway2966

9 жыл бұрын

I don't. But, then again that's because I'm a girl.

@marcospintor1333

9 жыл бұрын

i don't use urinals because was i was in the 3rd grade, i went to go piss in a urinal but when i did so, the pee bounced off the wall and hit my pants....and i freaked out....rarely use urinals now

@DJFreshJuice

9 жыл бұрын

favoritesportsvideos What if you're in a hurry and the stalls are taken? Hmmmmmmmmm!?

@aaefvacce

9 жыл бұрын

I can't even take my shirt off in a public place, much less my penis.

@favoritesportsvideos

9 жыл бұрын

If stalls are taken, then yea I would use them

I seriously thought they were going to squat over 😂.

if you talk with a giuy peeing, you are a gay, if you pee near a guy, you are a gay, Just skip one to the side!

@inspiringalysska5062

7 жыл бұрын

100K de inscritos com vídeo you can't just say their gay if. what if they are all taken and the only one is beside someone. ignorant

@fuguetero6969

7 жыл бұрын

lets edxt one thing, it's a Way of saying, like, if a guy come close to me and start to talk while i'm thalking, i would think that he is gay!

@ElJAsok

7 жыл бұрын

lets edxt not saying dude who drains next to me is gay but if it's all that's left, you wait. You just wait.

@hans6565

7 жыл бұрын

100K de inscritos com vídeo whys that he could be looking straight at his penis and he might mistake you for someone else

@hans6565

7 жыл бұрын

100K de inscritos com vídeo and what if he just talks to himself or he just feels bored when he's by himself

Funny how usually not even partial walls between urinals you get super close to urinals for privacy

I once worked at a night watchman at a coal mine, and there was one bathroom that was literally just a rain gutter nailed to the wall with a sink drain at the end.

@illbeyourfriend3555

9 жыл бұрын

sounds like any festival urinal in belgium

@Theone-vt4bc

8 жыл бұрын

+Shawn Ravenfire Here in texas where i went to high school they have this bathroom outside where there is a line of bricks missing on the floor against the wall with a drain in the middle!

And we don't stand right next to someone if there's another one open

@seventhheaven4890

8 жыл бұрын

Yup that's the unsaid rule at men's washroom

@TheKingoftheKongs

8 жыл бұрын

+Seventh Heaven One of them, at least.

@nationalbasketballassociat5746

8 жыл бұрын

I know and we don't pull our pants all the way down! Unless they have something in mind... 🌝

I wonder how they would handle one of the older ballparks, where they just have one, long trough instead of seperate urinals.

“Pee Shy” I’m dying