MUMBAI coming to your city. Khar, 21st Feb:- in.bookmyshow.com/events/nishant-tanwar-live/ET00123814 Andheri, 22nd Feb:- in.bookmyshow.com/events/chai-matthi-tales-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00126469 Thane, 23 Feb:- in.bookmyshow.com/events/chai-matthi-tales-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00125811

*11* *reasons to not take your drunk girlfriend to a comedy show* *-* *1.* 0:10 she might start flying an imaginary kite. *2.* 0:24 she might think it's a middle school class . *3.* 3:42 she might think it's a 'Thumbs Up' commercial shoot . *4.* 3:59 she might think she is watching 'comedy nights with Kapil ' in her bedroom. *5.* 5:02 she might think it's an EDM concert. *6.* 5:24 she might think giving random thumbs up helps . *7.* 5:59 Nobody likes those out of rhythm claps . *8.* 6:39 she might make orgasm sounds and say awkward things like "maza aa Gaya" . *9.* 6:51 she might throw random signs and summon Satan . *10.* 7:29 she might think she's playing counter strike and ask to 'Re-group' . *11.* 8:18 she might not realise that her thumb is one of the most hated things on the internet now .

@rl1900

5 жыл бұрын

You deserve a million likes. Try stand up your observations are awesome 😂😂😂😂

@manjulapandey9698

5 жыл бұрын

This comment😂😂

@dikshha3367

5 жыл бұрын

Jags B 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vrindakapoor60

5 жыл бұрын

*drunk newly wedded wife

@suyash4583

5 жыл бұрын

Dude this comment is funnier than the stand up 😂😂

Front row wali mahila, mata k jagrate me se ho kr aayi h...! 😂

@Shubhamx10

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sudheercurrentaffairs8223

5 жыл бұрын

Galat bola tumne Wo Mahila bhole nath ka prasad leke ayi haii

@swapnilrathod4487

5 жыл бұрын

@@sudheercurrentaffairs8223 bhature k nashe kiye the usne

@kartikaymusic.

5 жыл бұрын

She is drunk i think

@hritikjustmakeithappen9202

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

came to the comments section just to vent out my anger on tht irritating high lady and i realized 99% comments are abt her only😂 mera desh badal rha h😂😂

@AditiSingh1212

5 жыл бұрын

Bhavika Hahahahaha same!!! 🤣

@surajyadav-bj5qi

5 жыл бұрын

same here

@Shubhamforall

5 жыл бұрын

His wife, probably.

@vim2622

5 жыл бұрын

same 😂

@AnkitaDFreesoul

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

imagine the red bangle wali larki reading the comments and reacting here😂😂

@lovingshivam590

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👌

@harendrasingh_22

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Snehakumari-yz4ln

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😁😂

@garvitahuja4087

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@smrutiranjan3623

3 жыл бұрын

Is that you ? 😂

😂 that girl , I think she is waving her hand as if she is listening to edm 😂

@aashutoshsharma3431

5 жыл бұрын

Bro honeymoon pe aai h..Phli bar daru pee hogi

@gazalapatel1519

5 жыл бұрын

overacting queen lagrahi h sali

@dheerajkulkarni9507

5 жыл бұрын

Truee af

@LeGaLLiBlinD

5 жыл бұрын

I think she was waving her middle finger

That aunty with loud fake extra excitement laugh 🥴 ruins ...

@bananazone4048

5 жыл бұрын

Devinder Singh Sidhu sasta nasha

@kunalkhanna3239

5 жыл бұрын

Damm true

@RSingh-bh5ng

5 жыл бұрын

Over excited hai laundia

@SaQay41

5 жыл бұрын

WTF..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@azamkhan4449

5 жыл бұрын

Archana in the house

If this vdo was few minutes longer I think that first row's lady would have started showering money on him!! 😂 😂 😂

@singvirii5909

5 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄🍻

@sanchimilky

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@abidansari3283

4 жыл бұрын

Haha. .. Nice sense of humor 😆😆

@thakur13569

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂👌

@jayb_curious

3 жыл бұрын

Guess..her name is P**** J*** :-)

Her husband sitting right next to her be like _Instant regret_ *

@_good_for.

5 жыл бұрын

Oo ab to divorce PE nachvaengy

@afsanaakhtar8586

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha totally

@prachidabas9332

4 жыл бұрын

*Crying inside*

@tushar4252

4 жыл бұрын

Instant regret nhi...he will be like : mai mc hun jo iske saath aaya😂😂😂

@Rj_xxiv

4 жыл бұрын

Gawar aurat ko lya hi kyu 😂

99% comments are about that newly married woman wearing bangels😂

@ankitd3426

5 жыл бұрын

She makes me cringe

@xanthisdesuza4833

5 жыл бұрын

Vishal Dubey bhi voh kiske sath thi left wale ya right wale ke ?????

@vishaldubey9916

5 жыл бұрын

@@xanthisdesuza4833 left wale ki

@popat24

5 жыл бұрын

उसका पति तो डर ही जाता होगा उसकी हसी से

@ExplorewithNidz

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂she was next level

That girl in audience in the first row 😂

@sumitsarkar2589

5 жыл бұрын

R a bapu🤣

@ViveekChaudhaary

5 жыл бұрын

Uski wife hogi

I just opened the comment section to check if anyone else was annoyed by that women in the front row.. I am not the only one.

@Ownworldxoxo

4 жыл бұрын

Sure you aren't the only one😂😂😂

The video was funny , but reading comments about the high lady is damn funnier😂

Ye newly married k alag nashe chal re hai

someone is high on weed...😂😂😂u knw who m talkng about😂😂

@none7324

5 жыл бұрын

*high on bhatura

@mschoudhary1151

5 жыл бұрын

??????

@bemodernnotstupid3773

5 жыл бұрын

Ur mom's boyfriend???

@vaibhavbalodhi

5 жыл бұрын

Ragini. Isn't that you?

@suyash4583

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, every boy in this thread trynna be funny

That chude wali was terrible . That poor guy on d right of her😂😂😂😂

Comments : 10% : Content 90% : Front row wali chudiya wali engineer🤥😪

I think the front raw lady is high on bhatoora ;)

That same lady in every video who laughs loudly.. 😆😆😅.. Anyone noticed.. 🤷‍♂😅

@snehamhatre8203

5 жыл бұрын

Mera to uss lady ke wajah se dhyan bhi nahi laga comedy pe

@krishdhal3510

5 жыл бұрын

@@snehamhatre8203 great.. 😆😅👀

@Madhurya1985

5 жыл бұрын

Jarurat se jyada mu khol rahi he

@krishdhal3510

5 жыл бұрын

@@Madhurya1985 500₹ bhare h.. 🤷‍♂😆😆

@dineshrajpurohit01

5 жыл бұрын

Sahi kaha .. bahut hi gandha hasti hai. Legta hai daru piti hai

Jokes were awesome but i guess 1 girl was very high on bhature .... usko bhi chillam pilao bhaiii😂😂

The first thing I did after seeing the video was going to the comment section to see how many people have commented on the first row woman 😂

75% comment :front girl 25% comments :about video Edit: now 75 is converted into 95 nd 25 into 5😂😂 BTW thanx for 89 likes😍

@junaidkhan-vl2up

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Syed Ramsha 100th like

@ramshasyed2529

5 жыл бұрын

@@junaidkhan-vl2up oooh thnx😘😍

@iamfourwall

5 жыл бұрын

edit once again... now likes count reached 111 .. ha ha

@Rajansharma-vi2lo

5 жыл бұрын

@@ramshasyed2529 r u that girl😅

@ramshasyed2529

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rajansharma-vi2lo 😑nope 😕

That newly wed woman is so drunk that she is doing bhangra on the jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AditiSingh1212

5 жыл бұрын

Yogendra Lautre 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@old888

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe She is showing 🖕

@kumarrohan6186

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@karrysingh8815

2 жыл бұрын

@@AditiSingh1212 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This isnt fair , everyone is talking about the front raw lady but no one is talking about how good his performance was , this is one of the very few stand up comedies that made me laugh , thumbs up 👍

@shabinashaikh1292

5 жыл бұрын

Totally agree 💯🙌

@lakhanfree317

4 жыл бұрын

Fake account se khud ko tarref karne walo ko janta maaf nahi karegi. First tu apne aavas badal it feels like tune deep throat karta hai roj gaurav. Worst comedian

@shashishekhar----

3 жыл бұрын

@@lakhanfree317 jake apne baap se bol, ki kyu paida kiya usne tujhe 😂😂😂 akal ke naam pe jhand h tu.

I thought i ll comment on the lady in first row lekin aunty to comments mein phele hi chaayi hui thi..😂😂😂

That doctor thing is sooooo relatable....just Middleclass stuff.. 😂😂😂

@hopeforthebestprepaprefort3848

5 жыл бұрын

Finally I found a comment related to the video. You're awesome bro

@lotlikar1984

5 жыл бұрын

We r busy discussing the red bangle lady...

That lady in the front.. smoked a high quality weed

@keshabkarmakar2966

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously man...

@harshtathgur6690

5 жыл бұрын

That was bhature ka nasha

@yashasvshukla6703

5 жыл бұрын

Are Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai 😂😂

@kalpanathmajhi3306

5 жыл бұрын

@@yashasvshukla6703 Aree bhai bhai bhai

Everyone giving attention to cringy aunty noone noticed this guy's high pitched squeaky voice😂

@gehnasamrha8902

4 жыл бұрын

I did

@spirited_panda

4 жыл бұрын

Great you are observant

@gehnasamrha8902

4 жыл бұрын

@@spirited_panda Have to

@ronaksingh7692

4 жыл бұрын

Correct

@shashishekhar----

3 жыл бұрын

@Samar raysal abe chutiye logon ki awaaj har tarah ki hoti h, akal badha thodi se...aa jate h

Thanks for the love and support guys. You can also follow me on insta for more videos and show updates: instagram.com/gourav_mahna/ Also, for more standup videos please subscribe to the channel kzread.info/dron/rZI_xXLg9nXKpW5FGjgTFw.html Thanks again ❤

@pratyushkumarsahu2698

5 жыл бұрын

You are awesome, sir

@carpediem7646

5 жыл бұрын

yeah...but from next time kindly edit out that chuda wali aunty type cringe audience.. p.s. : u are awesome!!

@gouravmadaanji274

5 жыл бұрын

Mein bhi Duniya k khne k bad bhi GOURAV hi lgata hun gaurav nhi good to see you

@Delhiteonmission

5 жыл бұрын

Wo sab to thik hai par byju kyu badnam kar rahe ho bhai 🤣😂😂😂

@sunilkumarGuddu

5 жыл бұрын

Koi hai yeha jo Muje subscribe kreng

There is always a drunk girl laughing loudly in every CLC video. 😂️

@dead_people_been_quite_since

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: that's the same girl

@vshalray01

5 жыл бұрын

Arey aap kshitij clan se ho kya sir 🤘

@kshitijchoudhry

5 жыл бұрын

@@vshalray01 Nahi Bro Mera Name Kshitij Hai

@vshalray01

5 жыл бұрын

@@kshitijchoudhry okay Bhai

Second hand embarrassment - everyone here knows what I'm talking about😂😂

_That lady in first row be like Gopi bahu_ 😂😂

Starting Mein girl in audience was trying to became Shaktiman

I think everyone has said so much about that extra excited girl...that just mentioning her is enough😂

@apnalucknow8407

5 жыл бұрын

Hiiii

@pawanjoshi2505

5 жыл бұрын

She got what she was seeking 😂

Why is that lady so damn excited ffs 😂

@adeshreuben

5 жыл бұрын

Bro that's what I am noticing

@nagendrabahadursinghp4384

5 жыл бұрын

She's high on bhature

@meparabdarshan

5 жыл бұрын

Yaar show off... aur kya...

@keerti9735

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely drunk.

@dr.swapnilrajput6975

5 жыл бұрын

Bhature ka Nasha

She broke up with me, She broke up with me, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He should have reacted to that cringe drunk aunty. It'd have been hilarious.

@workwithfun

4 жыл бұрын

O bhai teri pic dekh k m mobile saaf krne lga😂😂

That lady in the front row... I can see what he meant by "high on a bhatura" ! 😂😂😂

Guy sitting on the right of that "chudi wali" girl who is apparently thinking it's a"mata ka jagrata" in the first row regrets taking that seat. Cringe 💯

@chamanpreet298

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh I noticed him too...bechara😂

@pushpendarsingh2295

5 жыл бұрын

Husband h vo usska

Dude I was crying-laughing the whole time, I just wish you'd have commented on that god forsaken woman

Chudye wali girl ko kis kis notice kiya 💯👌👌😂😂

@mental9638

5 жыл бұрын

@@kapilsaini6330 bhi bhi 😬🤭🤣..jo us ne pehna ha usee chudda bolte ha ..marrige wala 😅😅

@shashankarora

5 жыл бұрын

Sabne kiya. Sabne. Thi etni attractive 😂😂🤣

@mental9638

5 жыл бұрын

@Sam K 😂😂

@mental9638

5 жыл бұрын

@@shashankarora bilkul sahi 😂🤣

4:37 That evil laugh😂👌

Sara attention aur comment box chure wali engineer didi le gyi Aiesa kaise chalega didi

THAT girl with red bangles has come into an EDM concert

Did anyone else notice the girl waving in the front seat again and again 😂

@bheeshamranoliya1262

5 жыл бұрын

how can one not notice her 😂

@SagarThakral123

5 жыл бұрын

@@bheeshamranoliya1262 😂😂😂🤣

@thiscommentor2858

5 жыл бұрын

Yes half of the comments are for her.

That choode vaali girl iritated me so well 😛

3:53 I quote your words... "Tum khud ko pichle 30 saal se jaanti ho" 30 yrs ki GF 😵

I was enjoying g it so so much until the chooda wali didi kept distracting me 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 . I wish you had done the same sketch somewhere else again and then uploaded it. This video is amazing amazing hilarious , hope you bring out a new sketch and get the well deserved applause 😊. Nonetheless enjoyed your sketch a lot 😂😂🤣🤣 . Looking forward for more.

Pakka ye red chhude wali bhature ka Nasha krke aayi thi 😂

Why RADHE MAA is there??

She got what she was seeking 😂😂

Rishta wahi soch nayi.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dont know why I feel that his voice is so thin.I suspect that in some places Pooja jain entered into his body👉👩👉🏃😂😂 But it's too funny man specially ur voice😄😜😀 ...#keepgrowing 🙌

That front row girl is high on bhature :-)

You bruh made my evening.. awesome stand up..keep entertaining good job 👍🏻..waiting for the next upload🍻 cheers 🥂

Give the lady a complimentary ticket for giving loud laughter near the recording mic

10%comments abt his good comedy 90%comments abt the over excited lady in the first row😂

I think she's drunk...u know who😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rambor-rgaming2535

5 жыл бұрын

chudiyan

@apnalucknow8407

5 жыл бұрын

Hii

Pre wedding content is something different , which is fabulous...great job.

Hilarious...and stage presence is apparent and very well used. Cheers! Chai matthi rocks!!!!

Her (you know who) husband is like.. isse kyu laya yaar ..😂😂

That lady in the first row.... Bhaisahaab konse prakaar K saste nashe krk bethi h 😂😂😂😂😂

@apnalucknow8407

5 жыл бұрын

Hyy

Byju thing is so relatable 😂😂😂

Superb amazing.. Related

*wo irritating bangles wali bandi* 🤦

@saurabhsharma9766

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@gurvindersingh5198

5 жыл бұрын

totally irritating

I think the front row lady is dolly bindra.... 😂😂😂😂

Rishta wahi soch nai..owsam bro 👏👏😂😂😂

Kudos to your jokes man!😆😆😆 Loved it..😘 Rishta wahi, Soch nayi🤣

I came down to comment about that girl then i got to know that i'm already late.

Something really wrong with that bangle wali aunty... Front row

Superb bro.. awesome.. amazing.. 😂😂😂😂

everyone is talking about the newly wed aunty in the front row.... 😂😂 i could not concentrate on the jokes because of her ...

That one drunk girl who always over laugh in every show 🤣🤣🤣

Bahot sahi gaurav Bhaiya😂😂😂. Aap bahut talented hai. Gig to aacha tha hi lekin samne wali madam ki bakchodi ignore karke 8 minute bolna mazak thode hai.😂

Amazing Bro, thanks

Evil laugh on the show🤭 but she was enjoying the show like hell..😂😂

This is how much saste nashe that chudiyon wali has done ⬇️

That newly wed lady in the front row🤣 Need of happiness came too early in her life🤪🤪😅

Bhai starting me dil jeet liya❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂

Rishta wahi soch nhi.. that was exactly an awesome line😂

Front seat wali aunty suhagraat pe laugh club m aai hai😂😂😂..

@parivartakchhabra6598

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@harshabhatia47

5 жыл бұрын

Yes can be thts y she's overexcited 😂🤣😂

day 1 : Abhishek upmanu day 2: rajat cauhan day 3: Faurav Mahna day 4 : (waiting) days getting such beautiful 😍🤣🤣

Wow yaar first time watched you..... You are awesome bro

That front row girl needs some insult by the comedian 🤦🏻‍♂️

she is a really funny comedian.

My goodness for sure, that bangle wali girl is an attention seeker....Poor guy next to him, would be wondering why he's existing to be squashed. The stand up comedy was worth the laugh but the distractions took away the scene...

BHOSSSSSshaaandaaarr :D MAST... Ultimate

Really nice set and good performance

*_0.1%_* comments on jokes *_99.9%_* comments on that bangle lady

The "thumbs up" girl in the first row. Oh my god. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Supperb... Maja aa gaya

One of the best.

OMG that lady with chura in the front row!! i was watching her more than gourav

Woh front row wali see extra paisa wasoolna tha jaate wakt..bhoht zyada enjoy kiya usne..😂

The lady in the front row is the best audience. And boss, you are a great perform. Keep it up

Bhai..... Awesome....👌

In middle of video i came to comment section just to read about that newly married front seat lady.. Who is over reacting just to be hyped

Who's that lady, drunk more than excited 🙋😅

Wahhh yr 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Boht kaint he video

U r superb .. u truly nailed it