That lesson in timmies rats and chads is the most accurate thing I’ve seen describing a game haha

@Smndemon

6 ай бұрын

fr i try to push fights dont run away no madder what and after they added inertia and weight i got punished for taking fights when i came back for this wipe and i was playing slower and more methodical i got punished its like they dont want us to play

@romeunleashed2

6 ай бұрын

@@Smndemon Just sounds like you are stuck in timmie mode.

@dezmondtmb7560

6 ай бұрын

@@Smndemon sounds like you back out of pushing. Use the inertia to send you forward and DONT STOP!

@thomasburns25

6 ай бұрын

Ya bro it’s almost like general Sam come up with that like 3 years ago

@Smndemon

6 ай бұрын

the over confidence gets me killed lol @@dezmondtmb7560

Loot Goblins and Crabs can morph together as a Loot Lobster. Crouched or Crawling the map, sucking all the loot from the bottom shelfs, easy to reach crates, and dead bodies.

@Taskarnin

6 ай бұрын

I am a loot lobster for sure.

@dulichion

6 ай бұрын

This might be me

@thesolersystemofgames841

6 ай бұрын

This is so me in any game that has looting in it.

@jordanfetch4191

6 ай бұрын

then at what point do they become the.... Rock Lobster ?

@jeffrafen

6 ай бұрын

Call me Mr. Krabs 😂

I don't have the patience to do this but GOD do I love watching these!

@bzmadeit

6 ай бұрын

LOL glad you like the vids homie ❤

@josephsnow3432

6 ай бұрын

Core memory unlocked I remember watching your dayz Arma 2 mod videos when I was 12.

"he totally extracted" - Glad to know even the greatest of rats gets got. 😂

So much knowledge was given away for free here. Why can't real universities be this helpful, relevant, and accessible?

@christopherclark4038

4 ай бұрын

you can watch harvard lectures for free online lol

the early rat gets the timmy

your diagram on timmys ,rats, n chads is a pure classic. thank you king for your great teachings in the art of war

I learned more from Stank's lessons than I did all of high school.

dude i started choking of laughter when you started making your graph of rats and chads 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

The timing on that piss break. holy shit get absolutely snubbed out red beard

Behind all Rats there is trio that never spit up and running trough solo players .

The more you rat PMC’s the more giga scavs run wild and unchecked swiping the cheddar from under everyone’s nose. Rat the dang scavs!

talk about crab , proceed to crab right after AND exfill camp LOL

That guy at 2:01 was hella lucky that Stankrat was busy teaching.

Spot so old the Timmies don't expect it 😂

hit me with that griddy. love you man keep it up!!!!

I really needed those notes in the beginning, solid information.... nervous on this test

23:11 I have had so many hit reg and desync issues this wipe. I have a clip of me shooting a guy in the head very clearly at least 3 times at close range with an UMP while he has NO HELMET AT ALL and he lived. Its really starting to get at my enjoyment of the game this wipe. I feel like I notice it a lot more now that I know my bullets aren't meeting god. Its real bad.

@allstar_

6 ай бұрын

this, reason I stopped playing this wipe desync is so bad rn

It’s amazing to see how well his channel is growing. Props ❤

This reminds me of fishing...taking your leisure on a nice spot and making small talk until you get a nibble. A stress free and relaxing strategy with minimum energy expended in exchange for maximum return... You should look into marketing your own line of "Stank Rat" branded smoking jacket with optional cheese tray for your contemporaries to sample while enjoying your frivolities...

That bathroom break kill was hilarious 😆

POP QUIZ! NAME:________ DATE:__________ 1.What do all players start out as in Tarkov? 2.What is the stage after Chad? 3.Are you able to go backwards as a Crab or Loot Goblin? 4.What are the different stages after Rat? 5.Whats the difference between a Crab and Loot Goblin? 7.Whats the difference between a gigachad and a gigarat? 8.Do exfil campers receive love from their parents? 9.Are Gigachads compensating for something? 10.Why are you not subscribed?

@xshangheighx

6 ай бұрын

Shangheigh, 1/22/23 1: Timmies 2. Gigachad 3. No, there is no de-evolution 4. Giga rat 5.crabs crouch walk through the whole map, goblins just scavenge for the loot left over 6. There is no 6😢 7. Giga Chad's are the most meta geared players in the game who are weakened by inertia. Giga rats are the most conspicuous players who are defeated by removing foliage 8. Most likely no 9. Absolutely. 10. I am already subscribed😎

@BMF-MKV

6 ай бұрын

Im dyslexic... sorry for the missing 6 LMAO@@xshangheighx

WE OUT THE RAT TRAP WITH THIS ONE 🧀🐀

11:43 you just know that third guy was telling them not to loot that body in discord lmao

I love that he griddys over that baby and family pic one hahha

Had to be a stream sniper! He ran right at you! That was hilarious man hahaha

The Young King has done it again.

This wipe I actually got a bunch of 3 btg which was always hardest for me. I had all stims needed when I got task for samples but I gave them to therapist for black card and just need one more ahf1 then samples is done .

4:25 that whole courtyard has become so popular this wipe. Sewer manhole no longer that sneaky extract "protected" by the ai scavs that all spawn there+crane.

The moment i saw a 30 minute video I know my day is gonna be good

tarkov evolution I felt attacked in the timmy section lol

This channel is a W

I can't get enough of stankrat!

“This is gonna be on the test”😂😂😂😂

i am so happy to announce i am a gigga rat and can stop calling myself just a generic rat ♥ thank you stank! (be warry of the smuggler's boat, ive probably been watching it for the past 25 min, snacking on my MRE and water bottle)

That breakdown was badass

All Crabs are Loot Goblins, but not all Loot Goblins are Crabs

Hell yeah! Liked the vid in the first 9 seconds

New Kappa Quest next wipe - Find and Kill StankRat 😂😂😂

Rats can merge with chads to become opportunistic predators

Another Beezy W

3:07 thats gunna be sad LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I've always been "Giga TImmy" but I've called myself a Chud.

That payout of load @11:30

holy shit the timing hahahahaha

the ending lmfao

11:13 imagine seeing an UNLOOTED body right next to extract and thinking it's safe to loot, dawg what the hell...

the afk pissing clip was perfect

how do you set up the heals and heavy bleed on the same button?

what if I stay between Timmy and a Rat? Am I Rimmy? Also there's rare occurance of Grogus. They stick with Chads, never play alone and sometimes pull off some impossible shots and save Chads just in nick of time. They never play alone. And BSG seems to want Grogus

@alnakba

6 ай бұрын

It's me. I'm him. Solo rat and Chad w friends. The audio is scuffed and spooks me 😂

@WavveBoi

6 ай бұрын

​@@alnakba the audio is so bad. I find myself relying on audio cues that never happen. Got me killed a few hours ago.

@tombola345

6 ай бұрын

​Turning off binaural helped me, don't get the bug steps but I can actually locate people now ​@@alnakba

5:30 "What in the paid actors was that?"

I feel like crabs are closer to the rat spectrum

@Sammo69420

6 ай бұрын

No they are definitely centrists, neither chad nor rat just a Timmy with a hard on

that tor red beard guy was me. i was dog shit tired and i heard you run in there. figured since you werent camping to the right you had to be in the little bathroom area. *i hide there a lot too*

@keviholiday410

6 ай бұрын

also i heard you from below when i was in that little medical section. so i shot out the window and swung and you werent there so i figured you went up to loot. by you meaning some random player. i dont watch your streams only your vids

once i unlocked m80s i bought an sa-58 and tested the 50 rounder with it.. bad idea jams every other mag lmao 20 rounders it is.

Oh no I’m a Crab!!!

Just got home from school let's go

I can confirm that I'm slowly but surely evolving into a crab

That landmine on streets might of been me

Im a gigga timmy with the loot goblin subclass

Guy that pushed while you was AFK was definitely a paid actor

bros helping me study for the exam 🙏🏼

Timeless man😂

Thanks Beezy

@bzmadeit

6 ай бұрын

Rats can also become possums and Timmy's can also become snakes (not to be confused with worms)

What headset are you using? It looks really comfortable

I unagree with the Timmy evolve chart. After 1000 hour I've avolved into a chading crab.

So what happens if i'm a loot goblin AND a crab? I like to hoard all the loot i can find but i also crouch walk every where i go

20:10 bro acting like he running late for the Hogwarts Express

Talking about Path of Exile, Stank reminds me of Nugiyen 😂😂😂

Stank makes the best Tarkov videos 🐀

The Timmy/Chad Diagram was on par with the Crazy/Hot Matrix video.

js for those moments when u gotta piss during raid i reccomend a wireless headset lmao

bruh the scav with the mine

I'm attempting to get out of the gigatimmy grab, i'll learn one day.

Im ready for the test!

Yeah I went timmy, gigatimmy to reserve sniper.

How the hell do you always know where they are with audio? I have tried 3 different headsets, and it always sounds like they are behind me.

@alnakba

6 ай бұрын

Turn your head in game a few times to help locate before making your move. The more info the better

@doconline

6 ай бұрын

@@alnakba gotta echolocate them sometimes

Big giga w

So my buddy always wants to walk the whole map. No running cause he claims its more “tactical” cause its more quiet. Does this make him a crab?

@blondd8680

6 ай бұрын

only really run to the location you want to go to at the start of the map, after that walking is fine

stank, what are your postfx???

classic stank

What servers and at what time do you guys use to get into dead raids ?

Where do self proclaimed "scav mains" fit in the chart

@xoshnax5962

6 ай бұрын

At the bottom of the barrel

lvl 55 Timmy here, Timmy 4 Life Baby.

Ima giga Timmy loot Goblin lmao

Just ordered a mouse pad for me and my cousin as a birthday present. Can you confirm it will upgrade my ratting abilities? Thankyou

Man carcinization has made its way into tarkov too. Shit man everything is gonna be a crab one day

That’s crazy that 10 stack of piranha was worth like 20k

geekin

Two birds with...one tap you could say

It’s rat time !

bit bot off a thon: 10 years

You upload right when i get off of work shit is so fire

My boy got shot from your bush near RUAF on customs today, he couldn’t get the triple though

just forgot the cheater line for the exam

always when i wake this mf uploads 😩🫣

JOHNNNN CENAAAAA

Night night 💀

Giga rat chad

Rats are definitely loot goblins