Giant Baby Attack

Hank's Facebook: pages/Hank-Gr...
John's Facebook: pages/johngre...
In which John is attacked by a giant baby and reunites with a very special guest on vacation in Sonoma, California. We miss you, Mom and Dad!
HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:
Shirts and Stuff: dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: amzn.to/j3LYqo
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Hank's Twitter: / hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: / hankimon
Hank's tumblr: / edwardspoonhands
John's Twitter: / realjohngreen
John's Facebook: / johngreenfans
John's tumblr: / fishingboatproceeds
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Other Channels
Crash Course: / crashcourse
SciShow: / scishow
Gaming: / hankgames
VidCon: / vidcon
Hank's Channel: / hankschannel
Truth or Fail: / truthorfail
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Nerdfighteria
effyeahnerdfighters.com/
effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
/ nerdfighters
nerdfighteria.info/
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  • @claire9060
    @claire90608 жыл бұрын

    It's actually really nice that he asked about the phone first.

  • @Roserae16

    @Roserae16

    7 жыл бұрын

    Claire Eliza right? That's something my sister would have done. She knows I'm waterproof but phones are not lol

  • @Twohomst

    @Twohomst

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @ering1013

    @ering1013

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's so if Hank drowned John could have his phone

  • @tuatarian6591

    @tuatarian6591

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @andrewsugrue2170
    @andrewsugrue21709 жыл бұрын

    Like a shooter down a shoot-thing! (I'm a novelist). HAD ME ROLLING.

  • @truboo4268

    @truboo4268

    9 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Sugrue *chute

  • @akifjaved1790

    @akifjaved1790

    4 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @jordangoldbloom3691
    @jordangoldbloom36919 жыл бұрын

    best john green quote is between "you don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world but you do have a say in who is gonna hurt you" or" like a shooter down a shoot thing"

  • @andrewsugrue2170

    @andrewsugrue2170

    9 жыл бұрын

    I'd go with the latter...

  • @absurdantiquity5240

    @absurdantiquity5240

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Andrew Sugrue i'd go with the "ladder.." (chutes and ladders? like a shooter down a chute-thing? 😂 sorry..)

  • @jordangoldbloom3691

    @jordangoldbloom3691

    8 жыл бұрын

    Marian Moss That was possibly the worst or best comment i've ever read

  • @absurdantiquity5240

    @absurdantiquity5240

    8 жыл бұрын

    jordan goldbloom hahahahaha

  • @SylviaRustyFae

    @SylviaRustyFae

    Жыл бұрын

    @@absurdantiquity5240 Was that other person origimally replyin to you? Or a gone comment? If you, love the name change :3

  • @lorentaylor48
    @lorentaylor488 жыл бұрын

    It's been 5 years, we're all adults here. Just tell us the gODDAMN JoKE

  • @siddharthkrishna8463

    @siddharthkrishna8463

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    6 жыл бұрын

    ++

  • @rehan8480

    @rehan8480

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @tuatarian6591

    @tuatarian6591

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @gemmarose1093

    @gemmarose1093

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Eiffiel
    @Eiffiel10 жыл бұрын

    "Do you have your phone in your pocket?" "No..." *pushes into the pool* a.k.a. the story of every big brother ever

  • @bailaeisen5166

    @bailaeisen5166

    10 жыл бұрын

    Nice of him to ask, though.

  • @Eiffiel

    @Eiffiel

    10 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, my friends aren't always that nice hahaha... Or they'll ask to see your phone so someone else can push you XD

  • @Twohomst

    @Twohomst

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @adelined

    @adelined

    6 жыл бұрын

    i knew he was going to do that as soon as he asked... i guess that's just my big sister instincts kicking in. still hilarious though!

  • @zvign7554
    @zvign75548 жыл бұрын

    if you are standing by a pool and someone asks you if you have your phone in your pocket ALWAYS SAY YES

  • @India.H

    @India.H

    8 жыл бұрын

    Unless they absolutely hate you in which case they will just push you in the pool in order to soak you and to ruin your phone in the process.

  • @akifjaved1790

    @akifjaved1790

    4 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @j-money2337
    @j-money23378 жыл бұрын

    After all these years we still haven't found out what that joke was.

  • @smileyguy433

    @smileyguy433

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jon Blade +

  • @avakining

    @avakining

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @nikkimorris4569

    @nikkimorris4569

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @lizs004

    @lizs004

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @emmywillow6599

    @emmywillow6599

    7 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @turdl38
    @turdl388 жыл бұрын

    I REALLY want to know what that joke was, even 6 years later. Like, put it behind an age wall on hankschannel or something

  • @nerdquinn

    @nerdquinn

    7 жыл бұрын

    turdl38 I have a feeling it might be a family-specific thing they can't reveal and that's why they still haven't told us??

  • @santoshdogra1160

    @santoshdogra1160

    7 жыл бұрын

    turdl38 7 years later now tellll

  • @ajarkhan7277

    @ajarkhan7277

    6 жыл бұрын

    lets start a campaign. replace who the eff is hank with what the eff was the joke

  • @lucinda4203
    @lucinda42038 жыл бұрын

    John is such a kind soul asking if his phone was in his pocket, if it was my sister I would have just pushed her in.

  • @absurdantiquity5240

    @absurdantiquity5240

    8 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha same

  • @leecalmdown
    @leecalmdown9 жыл бұрын

    After all these years, I still really want to know what the joke was.

  • @djinnisequoia

    @djinnisequoia

    6 жыл бұрын

    me too!

  • @bamboozi

    @bamboozi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me three

  • @martharose36
    @martharose3610 жыл бұрын

    I don't know how Hank didn't see that coming.

  • @123skateboarder1

    @123skateboarder1

    10 жыл бұрын

    So true... :)

  • @staticrodent

    @staticrodent

    10 жыл бұрын

    As a younger brother myself, I'm not sure I should find that as funny as I do. But I can't help it.

  • @aashi8316

    @aashi8316

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was in front of the pool

  • @maitreyimittal3742

    @maitreyimittal3742

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's too nice

  • @noodle089
    @noodle08910 жыл бұрын

    John's reaction to Hank on the slide... that was perfect hahaha.

  • @theoptimistvibe3678
    @theoptimistvibe36789 жыл бұрын

    WHAT WAS THE JOKE. YOU. CANT. DO. THIS. TO. US.

  • @seallofapproval

    @seallofapproval

    8 жыл бұрын

    If I ever meet either of them Im gonna ask.

  • @jadasmiles

    @jadasmiles

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Eleanor Taylor I suggest you ask Hank. John doesnt look like he remembers it...

  • @Raj7427427
    @Raj742742710 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I'm back and I want to know the joke, guys.

  • @audrakeyanna2189
    @audrakeyanna218910 жыл бұрын

    I love how you asked if he had his phone in his pocket!!

  • 10 жыл бұрын

    consideration and love for the phone hahaha

  • @rachelschilling8814
    @rachelschilling88148 жыл бұрын

    So many years later and I still want to know the joke

  • @L0Ldude11

    @L0Ldude11

    8 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @allisonavery7273

    @allisonavery7273

    Жыл бұрын

    @@L0Ldude11 same

  • @ginshi13
    @ginshi1310 жыл бұрын

    When asked if you have a phone or other electronic device in your pocket near water, always say yes

  • @andyaliaga3188
    @andyaliaga318810 жыл бұрын

    "like a shooter down a shoot thing" got a thousand times better with the "I'm a novelist" right there xDDDDD

  • @seanfraser3125

    @seanfraser3125

    10 жыл бұрын

    "Some Infinites are greater than other infinites." "I fell in love the same way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once." "Like a shooter down a shoot thing." All of these quotes, written by the same author.

  • @anticurse
    @anticurse10 жыл бұрын

    Okay the "shooter down a shoot thing" and the subtitle 'im a novelist' made me laugh for 15 mins...

  • @mikayladempsey7157
    @mikayladempsey71579 жыл бұрын

    The only non douchey way to push someone into a pool

  • @TeganNaree
    @TeganNaree14 жыл бұрын

    I love that John & Hank always suprise us. They don't tell us they'll be together, they just ARE in a video one day. It's lovely. Them together is heavenly.

  • @margaretocallaghan7146
    @margaretocallaghan714610 жыл бұрын

    John: Uh, do you have your phone in your pocket? Hank: Um, no. Why? John: *shoves in pool* John: WIN!!

  • @nzhou2011
    @nzhou201110 жыл бұрын

    My curiosity has been piqued. I MUST KNOW THE JOKE!

  • @fancypanties
    @fancypanties10 жыл бұрын

    That do you have your phone in your pocket was really a win win

  • @gretchenortner

    @gretchenortner

    9 жыл бұрын

    Irveen Joy Ramirez that was his glasses that hank was holding

  • @JoesWife1000
    @JoesWife10008 жыл бұрын

    I love reunion videos. Hearing these guys laugh out loud is so amazing.

  • @resonantdave
    @resonantdave10 жыл бұрын

    I thought they were the same person for about three years.

  • @thevampirefrog06

    @thevampirefrog06

    10 жыл бұрын

    That's ok. I couldn't tell them apart myself for a few solid months.

  • @Compassionoftheworl
    @Compassionoftheworl10 жыл бұрын

    Here I am 4 years later and I still wanna know the joke.

  • @nicoleeverleighhhx
    @nicoleeverleighhhx10 жыл бұрын

    This is by far my favorite vlogbrothers video. I don't even know how many times I've seen this hahahaha

  • @DuchLizUniverStarMpf
    @DuchLizUniverStarMpf10 жыл бұрын

    "Like a shooter down a shoot thing"- I'm a novelist- HOLY SHIT

  • @cathaldotcom
    @cathaldotcom10 жыл бұрын

    Dammit John I want to know the joke!

  • @amyc1117
    @amyc111710 жыл бұрын

    "WIN!" -John Green

  • @artsygal402
    @artsygal4029 жыл бұрын

    When Hank was standing close to the pool like that, I could just see it coming. I was just like,"Hank, step away from the pool." And then john asked if he had his phone, and I knew I was right, that hank was going to fall or get shoved into the pool. It's funnier that John pushed him into the pool. Lol.

  • @samfeelsbored
    @samfeelsbored13 жыл бұрын

    Happy 61st birthday Hank and Johns dad! Thanks for creating these two awesome people

  • @IceScreeem
    @IceScreeem10 жыл бұрын

    I love these two especially when they are together

  • @rubinanderson-holmes3040
    @rubinanderson-holmes304012 жыл бұрын

    I love seeing Hank and John together. They're the epitome of what siblings should be. They makes each laugh, push each other into pools, have things they're not allowed to tell other people, and are good friends. It makes me wish I could have that kind of relationship with my sister.

  • @jayan.s.1672
    @jayan.s.167210 жыл бұрын

    "I just shot down that like a..." "Like a shooter down a shoot thing!" *I'm a novelist*

  • @j-money2337
    @j-money23377 жыл бұрын

    So we can't hear the joke that gave John Broken rib hiccups but it's okay for Hank to make a blog about Dr. Manhattan's privates. Yeah that makes sense.

  • @bratwurstred
    @bratwurstred14 жыл бұрын

    This is the first time I've actually seen the Green bros. together, talking face-to-face! It's wonderful! And happy 60th to your Dad!

  • @Directioner171
    @Directioner1719 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

  • @micklynnb
    @micklynnb10 жыл бұрын

    That was the best ending ever. lol

  • @onismbeloved
    @onismbeloved9 жыл бұрын

    After john pushes hank imagine you just hear hank shout shit and see him pull his phone out of the water

  • @onismbeloved

    @onismbeloved

    9 жыл бұрын

    KalypzosMuse he didn't pull out anything you just have to use your imagination

  • @Orikron

    @Orikron

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Molly Hooper That's why he's a father now.

  • @caslaker24
    @caslaker2410 жыл бұрын

    OMG TELL THE JOKEE!!

  • @AnupapayaPoopy
    @AnupapayaPoopy10 жыл бұрын

    "im a novelist." 0:43 AND A BLOODY GOOD ONE AT THAT JOHN

  • @yassroryyass1030
    @yassroryyass10308 жыл бұрын

    I'm a novelist I died

  • @holeygeorge
    @holeygeorge12 жыл бұрын

    When I'm not feeling too good, I come watch Henry videos because they just make me so happy:)

  • @pantopia3518
    @pantopia351810 жыл бұрын

    Hank looked like he was a kid when he went down the slide.

  • @nerdfightercommenter6969
    @nerdfightercommenter6969 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that they offered the great wide internet facebook friendship is a real sign of a different time. If only we could go back there.

  • @Scazamadoo44
    @Scazamadoo4410 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite VB videos, everything in here is Winkitty!

  • @kaylongates8609
    @kaylongates860910 жыл бұрын

    You're relationship is great :) hahahahahahaha "I'm a novelist." The ending was the best... It was really nice of you to ask if he had his phone though!

  • @mariposahorribilis
    @mariposahorribilis11 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Jay. Watching these two makes me remember the good times and how awesome *he* was, and that helps to keep me strong. And friendly support from friends I have yet to meet, like you, is a great help too.

  • @user-fr4pt9xn7i
    @user-fr4pt9xn7i10 жыл бұрын

    Their brotherhood/relationship is awesome.

  • @phoenixtracy9875
    @phoenixtracy987510 жыл бұрын

    Great entrance Hank and loved the ending!!!

  • @electromorphous9567
    @electromorphous95674 жыл бұрын

    The year is 2020 and we still hear tales of that joke being so funny that it could make the most serious person in the world laugh himself to death and we have no clue whatsoever to what the joke is... These are dark times.

  • @TursipielAlthins
    @TursipielAlthins13 жыл бұрын

    Rewatching random vlogbrothers videos because I need something to keep me out of despair as I watch the incoming news of the earthquakes and tsunamis in the Pacific currently going on...this is exactly the sort of thing I need right now. Thank you, John and Hank, for always being awesome.

  • @mariposahorribilis
    @mariposahorribilis11 жыл бұрын

    I've said it before and I'll say it again - each of you is awesome in his own right, but together you are amazing. You just shine when you are together. I lost my brother to cancer a year and a half ago: thanks for reminding me what a joy a brother can be. Oh lord, I've gone all sniffly now (in a good way).

  • @TheBorgiasDevil
    @TheBorgiasDevil10 жыл бұрын

    It's been three and a half years and I still wanna know what that joke was.

  • @aquariquery4177
    @aquariquery41779 жыл бұрын

    Tell us the joke, Hank. Come on. Tell us the joke.

  • @FunnyCoolMonkey264
    @FunnyCoolMonkey26412 жыл бұрын

    vlogbrother videos make me feel better. I have been feeling really down lately, and watching these videos makes me laugh and feel better

  • @killhannaah
    @killhannaah11 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE the two of you in a video ! :D yey for re-living great Vlogbrother moments!

  • @AsteroidEssence
    @AsteroidEssence8 жыл бұрын

    Need. To. Know. The. Joke!

  • @alecrisser12
    @alecrisser129 жыл бұрын

    This is the first video in which I have seen you two together.

  • @vampirf1539

    @vampirf1539

    9 жыл бұрын

    There are others. (:

  • @tuononnovainbici

    @tuononnovainbici

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works for Crash Course.

  • @tuononnovainbici

    @tuononnovainbici

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alec Risser The first video of them together I watched is the one where I discovered John was the writer of "The Fault in Our Stars"... until then he had always been Hank's (that I knew through Crash Course Chemistry) brother, that also works at Crash Course.

  • @kathrayres
    @kathrayres12 жыл бұрын

    This is the best video of John and Hank together besides the last set they did. So good.

  • @georgegathiani410
    @georgegathiani4107 жыл бұрын

    John totally got you there, Hank. You guys are awesome. I miss this kind of content.

  • @ohphillipa
    @ohphillipa10 жыл бұрын

    want to know the joke...sooo bad.

  • @kalaivaneepalanisamy1659
    @kalaivaneepalanisamy16597 жыл бұрын

    I NEED TO KNOW THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SenoritaSevilla
    @SenoritaSevilla12 жыл бұрын

    This is probably one of my favorite vlogbrother videos.

  • @Ramboost007
    @Ramboost00711 жыл бұрын

    Favorite vlogbrothers video ever.

  • @wardenzo
    @wardenzo10 жыл бұрын

    This is in the top 3.

  • @SerenaSurprise
    @SerenaSurprise3 жыл бұрын

    it's ten years now! the current audience can handle the joke ;)

  • @paperbulletbice
    @paperbulletbice11 жыл бұрын

    a joy of never watching the full catalog of videos in order is that i still stumble on a few i've not yet seen. excellent.

  • @finchcarvingadiamond
    @finchcarvingadiamond11 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite vlogbrother videos. They are so cute together. As brothers. I mean.

  • @Roll587
    @Roll5878 жыл бұрын

    Gracious, Henry is a gorgeous baby.

  • @beccaviljoen
    @beccaviljoen7 жыл бұрын

    That was so funny, I want to push someone into a pool now

  • @QuestionableRadioactivity
    @QuestionableRadioactivity11 жыл бұрын

    Dude, I'm really sorry about your loss. Stay strong, and DFTBA.

  • @EnyaMcgrath
    @EnyaMcgrath13 жыл бұрын

    this is the first ever vlogbrothers video i ever saw, and now i watch them almost religiously :) yay for hank and john DFTBA!!!

  • @Noemie2018
    @Noemie20189 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE TELL US THE JOKE. PLEASE.

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound10 жыл бұрын

    very funny TELL US THE JOKE I AM A GIANT SQUID OF ANGER

  • @ryuuk96
    @ryuuk9614 жыл бұрын

    I found your book in my school library, and got really excited!

  • @Victoriomantic
    @Victoriomantic12 жыл бұрын

    One of your best videos!

  • @CasperLeroux
    @CasperLeroux10 жыл бұрын

    At least John is polite enough to ask before dunking his baba brother.

  • @rachelhunter1680
    @rachelhunter168010 жыл бұрын

    TELL US

  • @DucksRock113
    @DucksRock11310 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone else love the fact that John was considerate enough to ASK if Hank had his phone in his pocket before planking him? Cause I do :)

  • @geraldinemaigne8463
    @geraldinemaigne84639 жыл бұрын

    Love you guys!

  • @paradoxicalplatypus124
    @paradoxicalplatypus1249 жыл бұрын

    Like a shooter down a shoot thing. And this man makes hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in a year, writing books?

  • @mommieofsix6222
    @mommieofsix622210 жыл бұрын

    "im a novelist"

  • @Notyourgoodies
    @Notyourgoodies14 жыл бұрын

    aw, this makes me so happy. these brothers love each other. so much more charismatic when they're together.

  • @nhurtbeans
    @nhurtbeans14 жыл бұрын

    These guys are really cool people. They make having fun look so effortless.

  • @mirandabagar9538
    @mirandabagar953810 жыл бұрын

    what if the joke was that there was no joke. o_0

  • @DerpyWinston

    @DerpyWinston

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's a deep thought right there. I may just have to sit in the corner now.

  • @beckroberts4537
    @beckroberts453710 жыл бұрын

    You just shot down that slide like Henry shot down the Yeti's, ahem, well, maybe that's not appropriate.

  • @PrincessTinkerbells
    @PrincessTinkerbells14 жыл бұрын

    once again, as i say all the time, I LOVE YOU GUYS!

  • @norag1223
    @norag122310 жыл бұрын

    This video is golden! Especially the part when Hank fell down the slide (I laughed a lot more than I probably should have.)

  • @shugocharaai
    @shugocharaai10 жыл бұрын

    Carry books = weightlifting. I call whatever one gains from that sort of exercise "nerd strength" (I have it in droves. Thank you, heavy AP books).

  • @TheWarnerSister
    @TheWarnerSister13 жыл бұрын

    That was maybe my favorite vlogbrothers video. Like ever. :D

  • @katherinetherockczar
    @katherinetherockczar11 жыл бұрын

    I think that this is my favourite video of theirs. This may change, but it's pretty fabulous.

  • @CeriLouise25
    @CeriLouise2514 жыл бұрын

    I LOVED that you made sure he didn't have his phone on him. Brotherly love :)

  • @luciabee
    @luciabee11 жыл бұрын

    Vlogbrothers videos are so pleasant ^-^

  • @piouppioup
    @piouppioup4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why is youtube showing be all those old vlogbrothers videos but they are very sweet.

  • @Raine421
    @Raine42114 жыл бұрын

    This video is FULL OF WIN! Ahh I love you guys. :D Feel better, John! I hope your mom feels better too!

  • @Rae-Nbow
    @Rae-Nbow14 жыл бұрын

    You guys are just awesome

  • @sefaaydemir8657
    @sefaaydemir86575 жыл бұрын

    8 years and we're still waiting to hear the joke.