"RUN, SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH!" My favorite

@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, either I could probably handle, but both is way too much. He was right to scream that.

@swaggerness001

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@e.d.h.kendrick673

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ControversyCupcake

11 ай бұрын

My favorite is momokos laugh in the “ITS A GHOST AND A BITCH” episode

@komlat253

11 ай бұрын

The best shit ever

"you mean a view of the BLOODSTAINED LAKE? AHHH" "bloodstained lake?" "AHHH" "despite it being *bblueeee* ?"

@keithkoganeislife3144

2 жыл бұрын

“Oh it may be blue now but soon it will be redder than republican Texas. I can’t even look at it, see I’m even turning away not looking at it.”

@khattyrawr1457

2 жыл бұрын

the way he says blue im ded

@aminacardenas1494

2 жыл бұрын

i SwEaR tO gOd, BlUe

@vasilisa1866

2 жыл бұрын

I’m serious bitch, I swear to god 😀 blue.

@At0mic_Asteroid

2 жыл бұрын

@@keithkoganeislife3144 “You’re weird.”

“Ghost Stories but context is gone” like the ghost stories dub ever had context to begin with

@notome5621

2 жыл бұрын

ong sometimes i forget that the things they said aren’t what the actual anime says 😭

@mrslick8686

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, anytime there is an "out of context" video, there is always a comment that says "WhERe WAs The CoNtExt to BeGin WiTh?"

@The_fortnite_guy1

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo fr

@anitaagarwal7486

2 жыл бұрын

By ep 9 they didnt even bother to go on with the plot

@Soufriere84

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrslick8686 In this case it's true though. The Ghost Stories dub _with context_ makes about as much sense.

They sent the script overseas and told them: *Go crazy we don’t give a shit*

@supper_e1823

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyy

@grandpalarryreadmyaboutpag7045

2 жыл бұрын

@@supper_e1823 Yo, wassup brother?

@supper_e1823

2 жыл бұрын

@@grandpalarryreadmyaboutpag7045 wassup

@nunyabiznes33

2 жыл бұрын

Dub team: What script?

@alvinbrown5809

Жыл бұрын

I feel like they gave the dub actors a vauge plot and some stiff drinks and said:Go nuts

“THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU” 😭

@aidanlastname0187

2 жыл бұрын

“Well he’s not racist”

@At0mic_Asteroid

2 жыл бұрын

@@prot0pixel64 “The number you’ve dialed is no longer in service. HEY, MAYBE IF THEY PAYED THEIR F****NG PHONE BILL YOU CAN CALL AGAIN”

@nini8205

2 жыл бұрын

Stops and Bends

@GhostlyGhost707

2 жыл бұрын

@@nini8205 DURING BHM???

@beet158

2 жыл бұрын

@@GhostlyGhost707 Especially during BHM.

These people took Japanese _Scooby Doo_ and turned it into _South Park._

@vintagesailor4813

2 жыл бұрын

i fucking love this dub

@rotemrakier3929

Жыл бұрын

This is an AMAZING comparison

@1aundulxaldin

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing. Greetings from 2022, by the by.

@rantmasterbeta1955

Жыл бұрын

And asked Deadpool to be a writer

@godemperorofmankind5874

Жыл бұрын

Southpark goat in Japanese version

The ultimate comedy anime

@The_fortnite_guy1

2 жыл бұрын

And the most funny thing about it is that the sub is an actual serious anime it's just that the dubbing team was given so little material to go off of so they just re wrote the entirety of the dialog

@StankFoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_fortnite_guy1 it's not that they had a lack of material, the anime just did so poorly in Japan that they were able to buy the dubbing rights for dirt cheap and the studio gave zero fricks what they did with the property.

@TheFaustianAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

@@StankFoe exactly, glad someone knows

@Jadeddoxy

2 жыл бұрын

true

Me, being Japanese and knowing the original: "None of that was ever said, nor was it vulgar............. But this is a million times better, for once." XD

@Blank.Spirit

2 жыл бұрын

😭

@himboghost629

2 жыл бұрын

Is that why is seem like an abridged version

@spoakyam

2 жыл бұрын

Do other Japanese people know about this? Can I know their opinion? Lmao

@Sansankoneko

2 жыл бұрын

@@spoakyam Yes, some others know and many find it funny whilst a minority get offended lol (usually the old)

@uselessboi420_5

2 жыл бұрын

I remember my mum showing me this because I was like 4 and bored of anpanman and the English one came on and I will never forget the look on her face

This just screams 2000s internet humor.

@aidanlastname0187

2 жыл бұрын

Well the show was made in the year 2000

@SparkpadArt

2 жыл бұрын

And the dub was made in 2005, presumably by a bunch of nerds doing improv with the script.

@quinnmarchese6313

2 жыл бұрын

@@SparkpadArt the improv thing is disputed by the actual writer and VAs. The writer, Steven Foster was picked because he tended to write a few joke lines here and there and his localizations were sketchy at best. Most serious dubs written by him are terrible for this reason. but he would just write what he thought was funny and sorta matched the lips essentially on recording day, and the VAs had a field day with his script. there was actually very little improv, as most of the lines were already somewhat improvised by Foster on the day of.

@tylertheimmortal5934

2 жыл бұрын

Yep and it’s hilarious man I wished people did this more.

@SuperMiIk

2 жыл бұрын

Some of it aged really bad imo

I am convinced that the dub scriptwriters and VAs were drunk the whole time

@aidanlastname0187

2 жыл бұрын

They followed the original Japanese script by keeping the story and characters the same, but didn’t care about the rest and just did whatever they wanted

@coconuttydragoon3445

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidanlastname0187 It was simple, didn’t sell well in Japan, and they said “do whatever, Lee the story and character names the same.” Anything that can sell during that time.

@Menuki

2 жыл бұрын

Not the whole time, but if you binge the series you can listen as the episodes degrade in filter as it goes on

@jakedominguez118

Ай бұрын

Ideal working conditions

Being a voice actor for the dub would be a gift of god

@zenos02

2 жыл бұрын

The hardest part would be performing the lines without bursting out laughing

@TH3C001

2 жыл бұрын

I dream of this exact scenario every day of my life lol.

@Tigershark_3082

2 жыл бұрын

The VAs for the main characters are Chris Patton and Hillary Haag

@siren7561

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tigershark_3082 the most amazing va's

@yourfavoritepot6285

Жыл бұрын

I think the story for the dub is they all got high on pot and made the scripy

I'm fully convinced that they free styled this whole show

@Shichism

2 жыл бұрын

They did.

@LedosKell

2 жыл бұрын

The one writer whose name escapes me atm had to keep the general mysteries the same to match up with the animation and the names of the characters the same (which is how we got LOOK OUT, TED, since the worker was unnamed), but he was told essentially he could go ham to make it funny.

@wist.eria0

2 жыл бұрын

@@LedosKell interesting :0

@kingdomcome3914

2 жыл бұрын

It became freestyle right after ep 3.

@audrey275

2 жыл бұрын

There wasn't really a script they just had to keep the story but other than that they were aloud to say whatever 💀

The fact that the Japanese sub is completely normal makes this so much better

What’s crazy is that it feels so much like an abridged anime…but it’s not, it’s all legit 😂

@shannonbennetts

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT!?

@Alterego912

2 жыл бұрын

An abridged would probably be an accurate dub.

@coconuttydragoon3445

2 жыл бұрын

It is considered the first abridged anime actually, funnier that it is an official work.

"I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up." "Let's see...seven?" "What the FUCK does that mean?!" This is the purest form of absurdist humor. It never fails to crack me up.

@cruellasdog

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like me n my siblings

@bongodongo9229

2 ай бұрын

I always thought he said ca va

hearing a little kid say "Can you record some for me?" in response to learning that somebody is getting laid is the funniest thing ive ever seen. yknow actually this entire thing is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

@alexanderkazantzis8019

2 жыл бұрын

I just read you comment when it happened which made the scene so much better

“I’m doing my standard anime elbows up pose.” - That one kid

@johnnyboy2537

2 жыл бұрын

"Purple hair, in case you couldn't tell this was a god damn anime" was my favorite. Don't think it's in here though.

Ghost Stories is the reason no weeb can ever convince me that subs are superior to dubs.

@OmegaEnvych

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently original show was so bland and boring, no one watched it in Japan, so when ADV wanted to get their hand on some anime, managers gave them this with guideline "Just leave main story and character names intact, and do whatever the hell you want". So crew just went completely insane because no-one cared - initial studio just hoped to get some money from this bomb and ADV didn't care either - they wanted to have anime on broadcast. Dubs like this happen only once in millenia because stars have aligned in a very wrong, but correct way and instead of faithful but boring adaptation we've been blessed with the most hillarious shit I've heard in a while.

@Anubis_Moon

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaEnvych Subs are better. But abridged shows are always gold

@Virtual_Fate

2 жыл бұрын

I only watch dub and i found this gem

@cardinalhamneggs5253

2 жыл бұрын

Subs are superior, but only for live-action shows.

@glitchtrapthebunny3977

2 жыл бұрын

the dubs usually have things put in that werent apart of the original scrip and it just makes it a lot funnier

This is what happens when you let voice actors make up their own lines, and its the funniest thing ive seen in a while

@lupinsredjacket3191

2 жыл бұрын

Another good anime that does this is Lupin III (namely, Lupin III Part 2.) The English VA's have an absolute field day. It's amazing. Edit: But Lupin III Part 2 is a far cry from GS dub. X'D

@vr9518

2 жыл бұрын

No this is what happens when you let a jokster write the script💀 there wasn't a lot of improv in this

“redder than republican texas” i’m hollering

@OroborusFMA

Жыл бұрын

There's a better line about "lost, like a black family in Bush's America".

I love how, despite being different from the original japanese, the characterization is pretty consistent

@cara-seyun

2 ай бұрын

It’s honestly remarkable how well it was adapted Like making the older girl receive messages from God instead of being psychic is such a good choice

4:32-5:04 100000% that voice actor loves their job

@captainpotatord6984

Жыл бұрын

the hail hitler at the end 💀

@poizinarrow5846

10 ай бұрын

Bitch I’m on ✨fire✨

"I'll do the broadcast if you never talk to me again"

@davidhwang5838

Жыл бұрын

good girl you keep sucking up like this and I'll make you valedictorian. Harvard's in the bag :)

To ever assume this show had context was a bold accusation

I like how they frequently break the 4th wall as well self-awareness comedy at it’s finest

@podracer35

2 жыл бұрын

I love that they mentioned breaking the third wall 2:27 No wall is safe

@finnkyrie4569

2 жыл бұрын

5:54 Just gotta read the script 😾😿

@OroborusFMA

Жыл бұрын

Breaking the third wall is showing awareness you are in a fictional situation. Breaking the fourth wall is addressing the audience. You don't seem to understand the two.

@yvngkage1235

Жыл бұрын

@@OroborusFMA self-awareness is still relevant to break the 4th wall, was that explanation even necessary 💀

2:48 i cant get over this line it makes me laugh everytime

@anitaagarwal7486

2 жыл бұрын

That whole scene was absolutely amazing

@animeeditsanytype7878

2 жыл бұрын

@@anitaagarwal7486 i mean THATS A FACT THATS A FACT

@faerierain7536

2 жыл бұрын

I sang it under my breath once and got the most horrified stare from my mom.

@animeeditsanytype7878

2 жыл бұрын

@@faerierain7536 lol i would never do that i probably would get that stare too im gonna try after she gets over what i did this morning

@cccspwn

Жыл бұрын

Well he at least he isn’t racist

I love how the show was a massive flop in Japan so they gave it to some dude (I forget his name) to dub and just went "This is all yours do whatever the fuck you want" and so he made South Park the anime

@NoNameAtAll2

Жыл бұрын

it wasn't the japanese that waa a flop it did okay there was a different english dub that's the one which flopped

8:41 this gets me everytime 💀

3:31 the way she just does the exact same scream twice in a row for now discernible reason kills me.

@Dootalt

10 күн бұрын

-bloodstained lake *AAAAGH* Bloodstained lake? *AAAAGH*

*“GeT u cRacKaSs inTo rEhAb I goT no tImE fOr tHiS“*

2:46 I still play this scene in my head everytime I gotta run laps

@ryansmith4494

2 жыл бұрын

You wanna be an Air Force ranger.

@mistywindow16

2 жыл бұрын

You wanna live a life of danger

@cothen

2 жыл бұрын

@@mistywindow16 you dont wanna get raped by strangers!

@isufferfromOBCD

2 жыл бұрын

@@cothen Think of a big black man chasing you!

@ungusbungus8210

2 жыл бұрын

@@isufferfromOBCD well he's not racist

4:10 Ah yes the stereotypical sassy black woman's voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TaLeng2023

4 ай бұрын

She even got that nightcap thingie on. 😂

@zsu-23-4shilka2

Ай бұрын

“Get yo crackhead ass into some rehab; I ain’t got time for this bald-“

THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE ACTUAL DUB MAKES ME WANNA CRY

The “I swear to god. Blue” got me way harder than it should’ve I think lmao

"Name an anime with faultless english dub" Faultless english dub:

People can be pissed off at this show but I think it’s the funniest thing ever lol

@autism21918

Жыл бұрын

As a Christian myself, I find this dub funny af

@opo3628

Жыл бұрын

One of my friends is black, Jewish, *and* gay, and he'll be the first to tell any hater of this dub to go get a sense of humor.

@briannawilliams1300

Жыл бұрын

@@opo3628 your friend is an icon

@nunyabiznes33

Жыл бұрын

@@opo3628 Triple whammy

@clyde-or-monty

Жыл бұрын

its so strange that i cant even hate it

Okay but even with context this anime is a wild ride lmfaoooo

"Context is completely gone." Was there ever any to begin with? Literally any scenes in any order can be an episode and it all makes sense

Even with context it still makes as much sense

6:31 - 6:40 OMG he literally mentioned my childhood.

“Hey! There’s some weird red fog in the school, and I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!” WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS LINE (it’s at 8:57, btw!)

5:27 omg the iconic line-

Damn I miss watching this back in 2000

@bradlee5874

2 жыл бұрын

This dub came out in 2005

@emperortrevornorton3119

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradlee5874 i didn't know exactly what year in the 2000's thanks

5:58 "oh well I'm getting paid for this, just better read the script." WHAT SCRIPT?

@ethanwilde4716

Жыл бұрын

It's a single sheet of paper that in big letters that reads "WING IT, MAKE IT WORK ITS DUE MONDAY"

Oh my gods the "I swear to God, blue" scene actually zooms in I'm dead

@kalakritistudios

Жыл бұрын

Shit!😂

9:55 LET ME BREATHE LORD 💀💀💀💀 I quote the 'oh wow' everyday 💀

@MukulDuttshades

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@Jazzie-Zzuko

Жыл бұрын

I kept wheezing at that part! 😂

HOW IS THE DUB REAL ?? 😭💀

@mutantmaster1

2 жыл бұрын

They only had three rules, and as long as they followed them, they got to do whatever they wanted. ANYTHING

@coconuttydragoon3445

2 жыл бұрын

@@mutantmaster1 Yup, story the same, character names, and… cannot remember the third. That’s it and go ham~!

@gjames914

2 жыл бұрын

They didn’t got a dub script so the dub directer has to improvise it all

@mutantmaster1

2 жыл бұрын

@@coconuttydragoon3445just remembered! They couldn't change the lip flaps that much, or at all, hence why the Little Brother spoke gibberish 90% of the time

As an early 2000s kid who was glued to CN, this is even more of an acid trip than the out of context moments. I recognize animation styles, voice actors, and jokes to do with current events

I don't think this English dub will be less cursed even with the context.

“Nice ass” “One shall not list- Jesus your right” Killed me

2:16 I love this part so much 😂

5:03 as a german, this had me wheeze

@yumxno648

2 жыл бұрын

What did she say?

@maju_kh

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS ASHAMED NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT THANK YOU!!!

@1985toyotacamry

Жыл бұрын

That got me good

@infinityalbi9840

Жыл бұрын

I'm jewish and that killed me! Wait...

@KappilusMaximus

Жыл бұрын

Didn't notice at first. Kek

What's hilarious was the dub probably gave more context to the anime LOL

"Shirotabi please forgive me for bringing you back to life, I know now that it could never work between us! As much as we want it to, it could never be! Not because you're a rabbit, but because you're bLAck" 😂

1:21 This line gets me EVERYTIME

“ Let’s see, 7? Wtf are you talking about?!?!” LMAO

5:47 I love this one

Fun fact, the “Jesus” girl is voiced by the same actress as Froppy 😂

@villagernumber17

Жыл бұрын

and she also voices Mirajane in Fairy tail

@charleswisconsin9196

7 ай бұрын

i think i like this fact.

I love how even years after it was released to the American public, the ADV dub of Ghost Stories is still around, and people still love it.

I CANT. “THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU!!” THAT ALWAYS GETS ME💀💀💀💀💀

They really had fun with this show and it shows

Hajime gotta be the funniest and the most outta pocket character on this show 💀

@aidanlastname0187

Жыл бұрын

Think of a big black man chasing you!

@WhoisStarrringatus

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

This is the almost equivalent to south park humor which is just awesome

“THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU”💀🖐🏾

@Hebi_1412

2 жыл бұрын

“Well he’s not racist”

@supper_e1823

2 жыл бұрын

I was really surprised when I found out it was from this dub. I would hear it in meme compilations without knowing where it came from

It’s funny because the person who voices Hajime Aoyama, Chris Patton, in Ghost Stories , was the same person who voiced Oikawa in the English dub for Haikyuu.

@fantasmaghoulical

2 жыл бұрын

"you're a -f slur-." -tooru oikawa

@kyoka1528

Жыл бұрын

I can't unheard it now 😭😭

@tuntalia

Жыл бұрын

When I watch haikyuu I will think of this

This is shock value humor done right.

If you find one with english subtitles (still being the dub tho), keiichirou's cry is dubbed by: [Keiichiro's Sob tm] and personally I think that its amazing that they trademarked it.

3:53 this clip and the next one are my favorites lol

“OHMYGODWHATTHEHELL’SHAPPENINGHERETHESEARETHEFASTESTLIFFLAPSI’VEEVERHADTOSYNC!” That one always gets me.

5:32 has got to be the funniest line in this whole compilation

my favorite anime line of all time is "no im serious bitch. istg, blue."

"One day you'll understand the benefit of a good curve~" " *GO!!!* " I lose my shit every time I see that its so fucking funny

Deep down, part of me wishes that after this dubbing the original studio in Japan saw the results, then they translated this back into Japanese and it was made into an amazing success. Somehow picturing all that makes me laugh even harder at this lol.

@zaqareemalcolm

2 жыл бұрын

The closest thing we got were people who subbed ghost stories eng dub into japanese, on sites like on nicovideo I don't understand japanese but judging from the amount of comments going "wwww" i think they know lmao

0:08 WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?

It’s like they added all the bloopers into the actual show

That GEICO ad insert at 09:05 =))))))

7:28 gold

6:44 made me laugh

@nunyabiznes33

11 ай бұрын

"Where did assboy go?" "Get thee behind me Satan... _Behiiiiiiind_ "

2:55 I'm so done

4:05 was my favorite

The ghost story dub is PERFECTION and NO ONE can tell me other wise

I love how even with context this show needs explaining

That random "hail Hitler" gets me every time =P

0:09: Too much watching P*rnHub, Miss? 0:28: The standard anime elbows arm pose should be a trope on its own 2:18: When you try to sing "Rap God" 2:30: Don't you mean "break the fourth wall"? 2:57: Think of a black gang member chasing you! 3:23: When you watch The Simpsons too much 4:48: Warning: Without context, this might sound like a h3nt4i dub 6:26: Why is Mommy Moaning? - Coming soon to local libraries near you during Controversial and Banned Kids' Books Week 6:33: So, you're gonna stay home and binge on Ben 10? 7:35: Remember: Momoko is anti-trans 7:54: What about toxic people? 8:42: FurAffinity in a nutshell 9:04: Were you getting insurance advice from a random gecko at the pet shop? 9:09: (Insert Ching Cheng Hanji here at your own risk) 9:57: See 9:09

@JojijojiJOJI87

2 жыл бұрын

You ok?

@strawberriiii776

2 жыл бұрын

This is so 2016 humour that its sad who told this guy he was funny?

@Lizzybeth200

2 жыл бұрын

@@strawberriiii776 Im honestly surprised 200 people found it funny..

@yamagoops

2 жыл бұрын

it’s the “third wall” because it’s anime so it’s originally 2D :D

The Christian girl is my favorite. Her line about the internet being taken over by Muslims and pedophiles is my favorite line from her

Ghost Stories is like if someone made an Abridged version that got more popular so the original Ghost Stories artists took theirs down and the Abridged creators decided to take the ": Abridged" out of their title.

Ghost Stories was picked up for dubbing by ADV Studios in 2005. According to voice actor Greg Ayres, they were told to "do whatever it took to sell the show." The only condition was that the basic story and names of major characters and ghosts had to remain intact, but everything else was fair game. To that end, director Steven Foster reworked the show into a pure Gag Dub by throwing out nearly all of the original script. When the voice actors were called in to record scenes, whoever got there first would set the tone and subject for the scene, which meant the other cast members had to follow in those footsteps. This approach produced a dub full of random characterization, fourth-wall-breaking jokes, political and cultural references.

finally, a ghost stories video with clips i havent seen before

if only humor was still like this

@jefry8393

Жыл бұрын

We got rick n morty

@checkmate6019

Жыл бұрын

@@jefry8393 This did not age well

@chaoticspider836

11 ай бұрын

​@@checkmate6019this aged like fine wine

@Dootalt

10 күн бұрын

@@chaoticspider836this aged like yoghurt.

The South park of anime

Honestly as much as I find some of the very over-the-top explicit humor forced a lot of this anime feels _incredibly natural_ and actually has really solid characterization and dialogue. Like the scene with the guys talking about sisters is very real banter. Maybe it’s just the fact we don’t usually get protagonists who are unabashedly awful people but they feel uniquely accurate to a friend group of rude, spiteful kids

4:00 the OG of “haha! One!”

2:16 Omfg the 4th wall breaking was amazing 😭😭

This is so funny lmfao

Ahhhg the good old original anime abridged.

@Merlin_boar

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't the abridged version... This is the actual dub lol

Every voice actor on this series is phenomenal

5:26 - 5:32 my favorite

@alittlebitd3ad

2 жыл бұрын

It plays in my mind on repeat

3:16 HELP LMAO 😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️

The context isnt gone this is with context