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Getting Past French Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog
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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog2 жыл бұрын

    We're writing a new Live show at the moment 'Hogwash' and bringing it to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August! Love to see you there www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

  • @TheOriginalV

    @TheOriginalV

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey guys, the French Immigration Interview was the best of all! Could you make a longer one? Cheers!

  • @shalacarter6658

    @shalacarter6658

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant as usual! Still trying to figure out why sometimes they say "wee" and sometimes they say, "whey."

  • @khaelamensha3624

    @khaelamensha3624

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! I will send a letter to our customs service so it will be implemented for the Olympics games in 2024 😂 Great video! Regards from... France of course 🤣

  • @lilianlepesme6935

    @lilianlepesme6935

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shalacarter6658 same as "yes" and "yep/yup/yah" in english

  • @jeremyrossi1051

    @jeremyrossi1051

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shalacarter6658 "oui" is more polite/formal, while "ouais" is more casual or shows a more "can't be bovered" attitude

  • @dracolazarus7776
    @dracolazarus77762 жыл бұрын

    As a Frenchman, that was hilarious... and there's not one answer that struck me as completely wrong, just unexpected... so good work ^^

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Merci!

  • @quelodequelo

    @quelodequelo

    2 жыл бұрын

    As an Italian, that was patriotic 🤌😬

  • @RaimundKlein

    @RaimundKlein

    2 жыл бұрын

    I thought the Russia answer was going to be Gerard Depardieu, but Le Pen obviously fits as well.

  • @alx3810

    @alx3810

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was gonna say the same

  • @jorenbosmans8065

    @jorenbosmans8065

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@RaimundKlein I was thinking it too, but that might have been too long ago already

  • @THE_GUY_ONE
    @THE_GUY_ONE2 жыл бұрын

    "I will ask you the questions in English, but I am not happy about it." Brilliant 😆😆😆

  • @rojprakash5161
    @rojprakash51612 жыл бұрын

    The BIC razor joke got me. Didn't even know it was French, and up to now the sight of yellow plastic razors in convenience stores terrifies me.

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely cut throat

  • @richiehoyt8487

    @richiehoyt8487

    2 жыл бұрын

    Took off more heads than ISIS!

  • @ankavoskuilen1725

    @ankavoskuilen1725

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, I didn't get that joke, being a woman, but now I understand!

  • @felicitygee381

    @felicitygee381

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ohhh, "BIC" razor not "big' ...🤔 That makes so much more sense

  • @LesangdesdieuX

    @LesangdesdieuX

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they BIC got famous with it's BIC pen very popular in france, and then they made the plastic lighters that are also everywhere and after they made razors but let's not lie those are crappy.

  • @adeliecn1763
    @adeliecn17632 жыл бұрын

    As a French, I solemnly grant you an honorary citizenship !

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hurrah!

  • @MatthRrrr

    @MatthRrrr

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a French what? (You should say "as a French person/dude/gal/microbiote"). In English, "French" is only an adjective.

  • @aramisortsbottcher8201

    @aramisortsbottcher8201

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MatthRrrr but it has a capital letter?

  • @LesangdesdieuX

    @LesangdesdieuX

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MatthRrrr In France it's enought of an advective A french french would sound redundant would'nt it ?

  • @Jotari

    @Jotari

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LesangdesdieuX It's Frenchmen. Or Frenchwomen. Same for Irishman/Irishwoman. Some country adjectives work okay as a noun, like American or German, but others just don't work stand alone as a noun. English is super arbitrary.

  • @cheezarose
    @cheezarose2 жыл бұрын

    The politics joke about Marine Le Pen was so on point. It's so great that you take interest in other countries politics.

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    We get a lot of other countries news here, possibly because our country is small

  • @HisameArtwork

    @HisameArtwork

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog wow you guys ae only 5 mil, even Hungary has more ppl XD With love from Romania.

  • @cheezarose

    @cheezarose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog As a Belgian person,I totally understand that. 😆

  • @cheezarose

    @cheezarose

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@HisameArtwork I'm from Belgium and our country is way smaller than Ireland but we have more than double the population if theirs is only 5 mil.

  • @px6883

    @px6883

    2 жыл бұрын

    He rname is Marine not Marion

  • @theonlyenekoeneko
    @theonlyenekoeneko2 жыл бұрын

    My appointment at the French embassy to get my visa was possibly the most stressful interaction with bureaucracy I've yet encountered. The appointment time had to be made several months in advance, and I had to arrive at a very particular time (although they were running behind). Every paper had to be copied, signed, & witnessed by a police officer prior to arrival. Each page handed over in exactly the correct order. Somehow I managed to be granted the visa successfully, the poor lad next to me however was denied because it appeared he would be travelling through Italy 1 day longer than in France! Oh and after 3 months in France (despite already being granted the 12 month visa) I had to attend a medical check, including chest x-ray to check for tuberculosis. Failing the medical check would result in immediate revokal of my visa. So I do say, Foil and Hog look surprisingly relaxed doing this interview XD

  • @raphaelkap

    @raphaelkap

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yikes! Glad to be from the EU, means I don't have to go through all that hah

  • @theonlyenekoeneko

    @theonlyenekoeneko

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@raphaelkap yep! And I didn’t mention the embassy was a 13 hour train journey from home… Never again!

  • @kyleterry5190

    @kyleterry5190

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is france not part of the schengen package?

  • @raphaelkap

    @raphaelkap

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kyleterry5190 It is, but that does not allow you to stay. You may enter but to stay you must either have a visa or be an EU citizen

  • @theonlyenekoeneko

    @theonlyenekoeneko

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kyleterry5190 I was intending to be there 12 months, I think the Schengen visa is only for 3(?) months

  • @omgsomeonesomewhereonearth7432
    @omgsomeonesomewhereonearth74322 жыл бұрын

    One of the things I really appreciate about you guys' videos is that you always always have captions available. A lot of videos on youtube aren't accessible for people who are deaf/hard of hearing/have difficulty processing audio/don't speak English as their first language, but you guys' vids pretty much always are and I'm really happy about that

  • @r.m.4554

    @r.m.4554

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @snazzypazzy

    @snazzypazzy

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, agreed this is so nice!

  • @thejohnbeck

    @thejohnbeck

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm fluent and had to caption "naive". Thought they were saying a town name it passed by, ha.

  • @jbtpa895

    @jbtpa895

    Жыл бұрын

    That would have been helpful to know watching the Scottish one. Three times.

  • @TheWinjin

    @TheWinjin

    Жыл бұрын

    Not just that, they have TEN captions for this video! I know KZread isn't the best with their captions options, so it means that they really care.

  • @tiadeets
    @tiadeets2 жыл бұрын

    As a French person this is hilarious and accurate. (The Marine Le Pen one 😂 I also answered "Rude" for Parisian before you even said it, it is the truth.) I hope you do a Swedish one one day!

  • @XiaoQiaoWu

    @XiaoQiaoWu

    2 жыл бұрын

    "- What is the Swedish traditional meal only international students experience in Summer while in Sweden? - ... Knorr Goulash soup.. ? - No, Surströmming"

  • @bethanylowe8773

    @bethanylowe8773

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would love a Swedish immigration sketch! (Or any Nordic country.) Research needed!?

  • @Cornu341

    @Cornu341

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@XiaoQiaoWu This is considered biological warfare in summer, right? 😁

  • @anderzzzzz

    @anderzzzzz

    2 жыл бұрын

    -At what point did the Germans invade Sweden? -Every Summer! -Why did the Swedes protest the 2m social distancing during the Covid-19 pandemic? -They thought 2m was too close! -What Swedish invention is considered a weapon of mass destruction? -The adjustable spanner! -What is the fourth largest city of Sweden? -London!

  • @XiaoQiaoWu

    @XiaoQiaoWu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Cornu341 ah, I reckon there's not need to send bombs around the world, just a soupçon of surströmming is all what it takes!

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin2 жыл бұрын

    Thierry Henry had me howling! Gotta agree about the people from Paris. I was just passing through the airport, my connecting flight got canceled, they refused to speak English, German and Spanish. You can't tell me you got a job at the airport and not speak English! All of you!? I know there are nice French people there, but that memory still haunts me. Had to run around like crazy to find my flight last minute. They suddenly could speak English to lecture me about boarding too late 😡

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    haha, sounds about right

  • @fuchurZero

    @fuchurZero

    2 жыл бұрын

    The French are proud being French and talking French only, this is enough for them. They don’t care about the rest of the world. Once the Grande Nation, always the Grand Nation( btw I love the French and speak French fluently)

  • @naowenn6794

    @naowenn6794

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of the French people dislike Parisians and think they're rude!

  • @Thedemonlord66

    @Thedemonlord66

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a french person I feel so sorry for you. I hate It when some French people do this and make us all seems rude. I've seen so many great and open minded people in France like in any countries, but yeah there are always dumb and rude people everywhere :/

  • @FandeJay

    @FandeJay

    2 жыл бұрын

    Try and visit places other than Paris. I guarantee, they're really nice.

  • @liajl
    @liajl2 жыл бұрын

    I always watch Foil, Arms and Hog whenever I'm happy, sad, or stressed. Not feeling well these past few days so I spend more time rewatching your videos. I'm just grateful for you guys! Thanks for doing what you do!

  • @Saluz124

    @Saluz124

    2 жыл бұрын

    Here: exactament....specially the German immigration one....ahh...every single one gets me in a better mood 😏

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to hear that Julia, hope it turns for you

  • @liajl

    @liajl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog Thank you! Hopefully in the coming months I'll be back just because I'm happy and I want to increase my level of happiness! (Tho I'll always be here, of course)

  • @donna19968

    @donna19968

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog Love you guys! Love Ann more though....how's she keeping?

  • @anndarcy8193

    @anndarcy8193

    2 жыл бұрын

    Feel better,Julia!

  • @anniesoernym
    @anniesoernym2 жыл бұрын

    Very professional and subtle the way you incorporated "please like, share, and subscribe" into the setting of the sketch 😄👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 As always, thank you for the lovely sketch, lads!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gotta try and trick people somehow!

  • @Anna.Popovic
    @Anna.Popovic2 жыл бұрын

    Oooh, upping your flag game by dressing like one, very nice 😬 So excited to see the gig tomorrow, can’t wait! Happy Thursday all

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great! See you there!

  • @rebeccacasey8496
    @rebeccacasey84962 жыл бұрын

    Always love these immigration sketches, they just keep getting better and better! Accents are awesome too! 😁 So so excited for the gig on Saturday, it’s going to be amazing!! 😁🥳

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not sure about the accent, but thanks! haha

  • @miriam2526

    @miriam2526

    2 жыл бұрын

    See you Saturday!! :)

  • @adedow1333

    @adedow1333

    2 жыл бұрын

    make the inside of your mouth all pursed up just as much as the sardonic twist of your lips and you'll be there!

  • @jellyd4889

    @jellyd4889

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, they really are irish

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 жыл бұрын

    see you Saturday too if you talk to weird strangers. 😉

  • @thefirst9500
    @thefirst95002 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha; well done, super smart and funny! Also surprisingly not mean spirited , which is a breath of fresh air. Thanks for the laugh. A Frenchman

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah no problem! thanks for watching

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 жыл бұрын

    this is why they are collectively a genius. They're always funny without ever putting anyone down.

  • @McNair1952
    @McNair19522 жыл бұрын

    So the Irish have not gotten oven Tierry Henry's "handball" World Cup incident from 12 years ago. However, as a Scotsman I do feel your pain.

  • @chrismartinbyrne7563

    @chrismartinbyrne7563

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nope...he's still known as a cheating ****** 😂 the hand of frog.

  • @chrismartinbyrne7563

    @chrismartinbyrne7563

    Жыл бұрын

    @@madisntit6547 Same kind of cheating.

  • @cheerfulcharlie9916
    @cheerfulcharlie99162 жыл бұрын

    I love these sketches so much! 🤩 The jokes just keeping coming! So much packed into only a few short minutes. Plus we get a Grand Tour of Arms’ Awesome Accents!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah thanks Charlie

  • @felicitygee381

    @felicitygee381

    2 жыл бұрын

    You capitalised it, so it must be A Thing 😁 The Grand Tour of Arms' Awesome Accents...😎

  • @stacy9538
    @stacy95382 жыл бұрын

    If you had just slightly aligned the clipboard between foil and hog you'd have matched the French flag perfectly 😆😂🤣👏👏👏🎉🎉 good one lads

  • @kabochaVA
    @kabochaVA2 жыл бұрын

    As a French national 🇲🇫, I approve this sketch. 👍 The Marine Le Pen at 1:09 joke was splendid! 👌👏

  • @NathanielHarari
    @NathanielHarari2 жыл бұрын

    As an American living in France, I laughed so very, very hard. Thanks guys. Another winner! 🤣👍

  • @lokithe.godofmischief
    @lokithe.godofmischief2 жыл бұрын

    The immigration series is your absolute best! Would love to see a "getting past indian immigration" Video in the future. Keep up the good work😺😺

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    We've started writing it!

  • @aapo2945

    @aapo2945

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would be tricky because it would come across as racist quite easily.

  • @Roozyj

    @Roozyj

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aapo2945 I trust in their ability to not be racist. They managed to hardly make jokes about weed and prostitution in the Netherlands one, so they'll probably manage with India :P

  • @tinaperez7393

    @tinaperez7393

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog I wonder if Mesho is contributing? 😂😁❤️

  • @josephinecronin1195

    @josephinecronin1195

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tinaperez7393 hope so!!

  • @willbratt2339
    @willbratt23392 жыл бұрын

    More out-takes please of these brilliant sketches!! I love the facial expressions as the question is being posed...bravo lads! 👏

  • @plaisirdelanglais
    @plaisirdelanglais2 жыл бұрын

    Getting things processed in less than one day? You would be lucky. Great sketch guys, all correct.

  • @linam764
    @linam7642 жыл бұрын

    In addition to being a successful handballer, Thierry Henry was also an aspiring actor and diver... Thanks for another craicker, lads! 😂🤣😂

  • @_Miri_

    @_Miri_

    2 жыл бұрын

    This comment is nothing but brilliant!!😁

  • @joshuadickson6277

    @joshuadickson6277

    2 жыл бұрын

    sour grapes

  • @molybdomancer195

    @molybdomancer195

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@joshuadickson6277 Does the truth hurt? Henry himself admits the handball but claims it was just a reflex. Yeah right. thats called cheating

  • @kieranquebec9466

    @kieranquebec9466

    2 жыл бұрын

    painful name for Ireland considering what happened a few years back. that is why they know his name...

  • @friendlybello

    @friendlybello

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand this joke - in America, handball is, if not a sport, at least a well-known game played between friends - often children, but more aggressively by adults. Does it have another meaning? and why is it funny that Thierry Henry is famous for it?

  • @WhatsernameAI
    @WhatsernameAI2 жыл бұрын

    Brillant!! I know you used it several of your immigrations sketches but the yellow vest is really on point on this one! Thank you for making us happier with your videos guys, thursdays can't get any better

  • @sophstar15
    @sophstar152 жыл бұрын

    Here it is, the last comment before my first time sitting front row at one of your shows and omg I'm so excited!!! Best of luck with tomorrow's gig and I can't wait to see yee again on Saturday, for the final showing Swines 😭 Happy belated birthday to Hog btw 🎂🎈🎉

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    See you there Sophie!

  • @wendycairoli3964

    @wendycairoli3964

    2 жыл бұрын

    See you on Saturday 😃 So excited !

  • @malinakalando1987
    @malinakalando19872 жыл бұрын

    As always, fantastic sketch. Worth the 3:00 am wake up call lol. Have you considered doing Getting Past Norwegian Immigration?

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! It's on our list, somewhere..

  • @linam764

    @linam764

    2 жыл бұрын

    We made it into the list! 😁🇧🇻

  • @nathalieb1626

    @nathalieb1626

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@linam764Jeuj!

  • @ankavoskuilen1725

    @ankavoskuilen1725

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@linam764 You almost won already! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @rhianheulwen
    @rhianheulwen2 жыл бұрын

    Being Welsh and living in France this is far too accurate! Very quick and clever 🤣

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook

    @geoffroi-le-Hook

    Жыл бұрын

    une Gallaise parmi les Gaulois

  • @rhianheulwen

    @rhianheulwen

    Жыл бұрын

    @@geoffroi-le-Hook oui exactement 😄

  • @MatthRrrr
    @MatthRrrr2 жыл бұрын

    I like that you (almost) never resort to easy stereotypes for this series of sketches.

  • @katharinaeveliina
    @katharinaeveliina2 жыл бұрын

    Kaum zu glauben, dass ich an meinem freien Tag früh aufstehe - nur für euch und den neuen Sketch! xD Es hat sich mal wieder gelohnt.

  • @no1fanofthepals

    @no1fanofthepals

    2 жыл бұрын

    wie kommt es, dass du dir das video auf englisch ansiehst, aber auf deutsch kommentierst

  • @adedow1333

    @adedow1333

    2 жыл бұрын

    listening and expressing one's own thoughts are completely different activities, and the second takes much more practice.

  • @Redshaark

    @Redshaark

    2 жыл бұрын

    I really doesn't matter anymore, since autotranslate is an option.

  • @_Miri_

    @_Miri_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@no1fanofthepals weil wir’s können 😂😂

  • @katharinaeveliina

    @katharinaeveliina

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@_Miri_ xD

  • @hortensecharmasson1754
    @hortensecharmasson17542 жыл бұрын

    As a French woman I feel attacked because this is perfectly on point and hilarious! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @dannyarcher6370

    @dannyarcher6370

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for saying French woman. Frenchwoman would have been better but I'll take it.

  • @MyratheDunmer

    @MyratheDunmer

    Жыл бұрын

    And I suppose you speak perfect francais, Danny?

  • @dannyarcher6370

    @dannyarcher6370

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MyratheDunmer I have a French surname so that's qualification enough.

  • @bdepas1813

    @bdepas1813

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dannyarcher6370 let me guess your surname. Connard ?

  • @bringbackdislikes3195

    @bringbackdislikes3195

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bdepas1813 What did he say wrong?

  • @divingdane3623
    @divingdane36232 жыл бұрын

    😂👏🤣👍 Have an old Frenchy joke in return: Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food! 🐌😝

  • @TippyTheTerror

    @TippyTheTerror

    2 жыл бұрын

    That gave me a giggle 😆

  • @JeremiahEcks777
    @JeremiahEcks7772 жыл бұрын

    I work for a French company. So when you put in 'Non, I'm going for my loonch', I howled. Like all the best comedy, so true!!! Also, Princess Bride and WWE / WWF fan here so the Andre the Giant shout out is a win! Top form lads.

  • @eugenielegrand8590
    @eugenielegrand85902 жыл бұрын

    Coucou les gars! C'était drôle de vous voir faire un sketch sur la France. Had a giggle at the 1812 joke, have to say.

  • @aliya_punkenglish

    @aliya_punkenglish

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, me too

  • @gumnut6922

    @gumnut6922

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was a complete "burn" with that one.

  • @orlaoto5794

    @orlaoto5794

    2 жыл бұрын

    Napoleon jokes never get old. 210 years on and we're still giving the man shit.

  • @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@orlaoto5794 Well he's the last dude who took Moscow, not the last to fail invading Russia lmao

  • @edmerc92

    @edmerc92

    Жыл бұрын

    @@orlaoto5794 The joke isn't about him. It's about a current politician (Marine Le Pen) who was very cozy with Russia before the invasion.

  • @scarykatherine2952
    @scarykatherine29522 жыл бұрын

    Very funny!! I had to smother my laughter on the train home. Andre the Giant will keep me smiling all night 😊

  • @adedow1333

    @adedow1333

    2 жыл бұрын

    made me so happy

  • @mcstarshine

    @mcstarshine

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too! Brilliant :oP

  • @ardotte
    @ardotte2 жыл бұрын

    Love the "ouais" - tres bien fait - and so clever to work the outro and doomdah into the actual sketch! grosses bises!

  • @neither4me
    @neither4me2 жыл бұрын

    Hi guys! I wanted to say that I have been your fan for years, since the Ryanair song came out (unbeatable masterpiece) and I absolutely love your humor. I also happen to be Ukrainian, so when I saw that one of your shows will be in support of Ukraine 🇺🇦 , it was really touching. Thank you guys so much! Good luck on your tour and I hope I get to see you live some day :)

  • @icecranberry2148
    @icecranberry21482 жыл бұрын

    Lol, yesterday when someone at fencing mentioned he was on exchange in Cork, I was like "DID SOMEBODY MENTION CORK?!" Oh and today my mom talked about foil and I flinched. I just can't have normal conversations anymore! Fun fact: Last year when I got this job, I wanted to use foil or arms or hog in a daily conversation but hog was the hardest one, esp in my language. :D

  • @trashAndNoStar

    @trashAndNoStar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ikr.... Any random mention of the region Cork, i had the "Regional Accents Discrimination" skit mental image in my head 😂.

  • @icecranberry2148

    @icecranberry2148

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@trashAndNoStar I've seen that sketch live...so yeah.

  • @olivermuthu4243
    @olivermuthu42432 жыл бұрын

    Largest export is second hand smoke. Brilliant. Unless you're an importer.

  • @barbaraprimon
    @barbaraprimon2 жыл бұрын

    This video was made for me!! French National sport: protesting..! 😆😆😆 complaining and going on strike too! That video was a gift to wake me up in a very good mood, thanks lads! I’m not French but I live here for so many years..! And Arms’ French accent speaking English is “zooo” French! 😆 Love these Frenchies and love you too guys! 🥰😘 you should come to France! To Alsace specifically! (Not only for a gig, but also to drop by and check the French Statue of Liberty in Colmar! 😆) And if you do, I’ll be there for sure! ☺️

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Would really love to go to Alsace!

  • @barbaraprimon

    @barbaraprimon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog “hop la!” (This is a very elsassich expression!) So what are you waiting for? I know this department as the palm of my hands..! If one day you come even if only as tourists please let me know! I’ll be glad to tell you the best places in here!

  • @wendycairoli3964

    @wendycairoli3964

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, in Alsace ! Forget about Paris and come to Strasbourg 😁

  • @pjp9383

    @pjp9383

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wendycairoli3964 Very much enjoyed a few days in Strasbourg just over 10 years ago! You have some lovely museums, a beautiful Cathedral, interesting architecture, gardens and parks. And the food and wine were outstanding! Not to everyone's taste, but I love those sweet white winesas much as I love the deep complex reds. ❤❤❤

  • @mcfroggysteph5822

    @mcfroggysteph5822

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, Colmar is the best!

  • @haleffect9011
    @haleffect90112 жыл бұрын

    As a French person, I don't think you could have done it any better! Hit every nail square on the head

  • @frenchietucker7370
    @frenchietucker73702 жыл бұрын

    Ouch! I'm French and I feared this video would come, but I laughed very hard watching it! :D Sometimes, hard truths hit hard, but I accept it :) Keep going! Now I want to see it for every country ^^

  • @Adam-mh7zv
    @Adam-mh7zv2 жыл бұрын

    It amazing that you can pump out such high quality sketches every week while working on new shows. How do you do it?

  • @sarac.3259

    @sarac.3259

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that would be telling so it would.

  • @orlaoto5794

    @orlaoto5794

    2 жыл бұрын

    Quickly.

  • @WryAun
    @WryAun2 жыл бұрын

    Real solid funnies in this one, Bravo! And thanks as usual for including captions

  • @paulchatel1214
    @paulchatel12142 жыл бұрын

    The Marine Lepen joke makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustMe-bx8gu
    @JustMe-bx8gu2 жыл бұрын

    Name a French handball champion, priceless 👌 🤣 like the whole sketch, thank you.

  • @charlieboy13
    @charlieboy132 жыл бұрын

    As a part-French person living in France, this had me howling.

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cheers Jim!

  • @KeyboardAttacker

    @KeyboardAttacker

    2 жыл бұрын

    are you living in part-France ? in an a-part-ment?

  • @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@KeyboardAttacker Excellent !

  • @mrtrollnator123

    @mrtrollnator123

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KeyboardAttacker bruh💀

  • @kevinu.k.7042
    @kevinu.k.7042 Жыл бұрын

    This is immortal! Thanks for the big laughs! Good luck with the tour.

  • @serinepierre7206
    @serinepierre72062 жыл бұрын

    Finally !!! I've waited for so long for you to do France (no double entendre *wink*)

  • @westrim
    @westrim2 жыл бұрын

    I didn't expect something as topical as the Marie Le Pen joke.

  • @ksmp0728
    @ksmp07282 жыл бұрын

    Was that a daft punk reference?! Brilliant!

  • @kieranquebec9466
    @kieranquebec94662 жыл бұрын

    I saw your show in Dublin in April. Just saw you will do one in May for Ukraine. A bit far away for me to cross the Atlantic again to attend. But I want to raise my hat to you for doing it.

  • @tonycolle8699
    @tonycolle86992 жыл бұрын

    The "what are people from Paris called' bit was particularly great. I had a French hotel manager in Niece tell me, "They're even rude to us." Spot on as usual.

  • @samarkand1585

    @samarkand1585

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths35122 жыл бұрын

    I’m really loving these. My only memory of France is age 5 and throwing up in the bed at the hotel in the middle of the night…and not being allowed by my parents to eat the yummy continental breakfast the next morning 😭

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Last time I was in Brussels, I threw up too. Funny, hadn't thought about that in years

  • @wiwimenz4851

    @wiwimenz4851

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog you should Do a Belgian Immigration Test 😊 Brussels is in Belgium isn't it? 🤗

  • @charles5553

    @charles5553

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wiwimenz4851 yep the capital city to be exact I was there during -covid-

  • @wiwimenz4851

    @wiwimenz4851

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@charles5553 how was it? Did you have a throw Up because of the Beer? 😅 (Delicious but strong)

  • @charles5553

    @charles5553

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@wiwimenz4851 no I was on international study back in 2020 but was cut short due to -covid- but yeah the beer is strong but didn't throw up

  • @calsterman8119
    @calsterman81192 жыл бұрын

    „What was the Defensive line across the german border in 1940 called?“ „Belgium“ would have been the correct answer

  • @hebl47

    @hebl47

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, see - it's a common misconception to think of Belgium as a "line" because of how quickly the Germans crossed it, but it in fact does have some width (contrary to what one may think) so it's actually a zone and not just a line. (Btw - good one!)

  • @dannyarcher6370

    @dannyarcher6370

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hebl47 _it's a common misconception to think of Belgium as a "line" because of how quickly the Germans crossed it,_ 💀

  • @SuperNovaHeights_

    @SuperNovaHeights_

    Жыл бұрын

    It was called the magino line. Not sure if my spelling is correct

  • @asm1030

    @asm1030

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SuperNovaHeights_ maginot line.

  • @SuperNovaHeights_

    @SuperNovaHeights_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@asm1030 thanks

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire97592 жыл бұрын

    I thought you stopped doing these videos. I’m glad to see them making a comeback!

  • @crissquadros
    @crissquadros2 жыл бұрын

    The immigration sketches series are hilarious, national sports in France… oh… no spoilers here 😂 but sure on point 😂. Btw last week’s sketch could be a candidate to become a series, it was highly creative and hilarious as all of your sketches! Can’t wait to you live in Munich!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Good to know, maybe we'll send Oisin to Spain or France

  • @crissquadros

    @crissquadros

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog definitely worth it 😅

  • @anniesoernym

    @anniesoernym

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog hasn't he been in France already? 🤔😄

  • @MorningGlory15

    @MorningGlory15

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog Poor Barry gets nowhere. Maybe Oisin can hunt down Barrys Dad on his next trip

  • @distortionmusic
    @distortionmusic2 жыл бұрын

    The Marine Le Pen joke was a beauty. Would have thought you’d say “Eiffel Tower” for the most famous actor bit, though, heh.

  • @rayelgatubelo

    @rayelgatubelo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jerry Lewis. *angry wacky noises*

  • @Perririri

    @Perririri

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rayelgatubelo « Will you arrange, to let me have ze change? »

  • 2 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha ha ! Excellent ! J'adore. Love from A Frenchman, Parisian, French language teacher 😍

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge43692 жыл бұрын

    The nice thing about working late is i get to watch FAH when i get home! A great one as always. Loved the Bic razor one.

  • @anamarvelo
    @anamarvelo2 жыл бұрын

    Saw these guys in Cleveland Ohio and had an absolute blast I highly recommend their live shows

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah thanks for coming!

  • @jennywinter7715
    @jennywinter77152 жыл бұрын

    Always happy when I see it's going to be an immigration sketch! They never disappoint! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jenny!

  • @MrT3a
    @MrT3a2 жыл бұрын

    As a Frenchman, you almost killed me. The answers were so perfect I almost choked laughing in my tea XD Keep up the great work you lot !

  • @Goddot

    @Goddot

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tea? You must be a traitor to the British! Only café or café au lait shall be acceptable!

  • @giantsparkplug3462

    @giantsparkplug3462

    2 жыл бұрын

    I never drink my tea until after I've watched their videos. Too dangerous!

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tea? Are you sure you're a real French person? lol

  • @fb1880

    @fb1880

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're french and you drink tea ? Traitre ! Vendu aux Rosbifs ! ;)

  • @CM-pf1xc

    @CM-pf1xc

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get the better faster stronger? For anthem?

  • @juliabateman
    @juliabateman2 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping you'd announce some tour dates in France after this sketch... Please come to Strasbourg ! 🤩

  • @mamondas744
    @mamondas7442 жыл бұрын

    I was introduced to your channel through the immigration series, I think it was Germany. Love these series!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Mamon!

  • @dutchdollar
    @dutchdollar2 жыл бұрын

    Something completely random, but I was visiting London the other day and in one of its shopping arcades, I saw a big add on the wall with Arms on it!

  • @zanussidish8144

    @zanussidish8144

    2 жыл бұрын

    M&Ms?

  • @emilys.6787
    @emilys.67872 жыл бұрын

    "I will ask you the questions in English but I am not happy about it" 😂 too true. So unhappy that the French decided to add loads of anglicisms to their language that do not make sense in English just to mess with the native speakers, I guess. I mean " le footing" for jogging and " le pressing" for dry cleaning... Have a wonderful day lads

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for that Emily!

  • @ChantaltheFrency

    @ChantaltheFrency

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know that English absorbed 40% of his vocabulary from French...So We are allowed to steal some of your English words back😂😂😂😂💖🇫🇷

  • @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is even worse, "Le pressing" is NOT always dry cleaning :/ Anglicisms in French make no sense but I love my language lol

  • @ChantaltheFrency

    @ChantaltheFrency

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@selinane2Seli-zw3pz le français, notre belle langue 💖🇫🇷💖

  • @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    @selinane2Seli-zw3pz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ChantaltheFrency Französisch über alles ! Heu....

  • @IngleseconAnna
    @IngleseconAnna2 жыл бұрын

    In a fast changing world your classic skits is a safe haven... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Bravo! Merci 😊

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cheers Anna!

  • @gogokoko3
    @gogokoko32 жыл бұрын

    I was waiting it for sooo long! Thanks 🙏

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG2 жыл бұрын

    If I had to guess from the accent, the border officer is from the American South, then his family moved to France as a baby, and he listens to so much industrial metal that he picked up some slight German inflections.

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Close. Everything is true except you forgot that he owns a collection of Irish woolen sweaters

  • @SamFAHntha

    @SamFAHntha

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danalungu1964
    @danalungu19642 жыл бұрын

    This was so good, I loved it! I enjoy your smart humor so much! “I will ask you in English, But I am not happy about it” 🤣, Reminds me of my visits to France.

  • @michellebyrom6551

    @michellebyrom6551

    2 жыл бұрын

    the best of that is: when you can speak enough French to have a conversation, they insist on showing their appreciation by using English.

  • @Adam-mh7zv
    @Adam-mh7zv2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant lads. Very funny video. how do you always manage to subvert our expectations with these?

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Long may it last! thanks Adam

  • @Adam-mh7zv

    @Adam-mh7zv

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog no problem lads. Also I heard hogs birthday was recently so happy birthday

  • @null090909
    @null0909092 жыл бұрын

    J'ai attendu cet épisode longtemps :)

  • @simis4390
    @simis43902 жыл бұрын

    Getting Past French Immigration step 1: BECOME the flag. The Reanult 5 lmaooo! This was hillarious. I really hope that the next one is Italian and that you sound like Gino D'Acampo.

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its next on the list...

  • @mariosebastiani3214

    @mariosebastiani3214

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog YEEEY! Can't wait for that!

  • @dgsquare

    @dgsquare

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog that's great news!! Then you will know how many Italian fans you have and if it's worth a tour of Italy!! Great sketch you guys!!

  • @anne-linevernet3908
    @anne-linevernet39082 жыл бұрын

    Guys, you are AMAZING. Even I, as a frenchwoman, would never have nailed those questions the way you did ! Really hope I'll see you in France soon ! Lyon would welcome you with some delicious beers and food !! ;)

  • @FxdGearQueer
    @FxdGearQueer2 жыл бұрын

    This might be the best so far of this series!

  • @BlackieLeone
    @BlackieLeone2 жыл бұрын

    The answer to the question about the defensive line on the German border made crack up so strong I had to pause the video. Excellent work.. again, guys. Thank you!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great!!

  • @deboras.2093
    @deboras.2093 Жыл бұрын

    "Name one French handball champion" : Thierry Henry 😂😂😂

  • @adinglass
    @adinglass2 жыл бұрын

    Should have answered one of the questions with "Oh I don't know, I give up" and the guy says "Welcome to France"!

  • @wintorez
    @wintorez2 жыл бұрын

    The yellow vest was a nice touch! 🤣

  • @vladimiralexanderlagos1477
    @vladimiralexanderlagos14772 жыл бұрын

    These never disappoint and they are so accurate, that I've even used them as ice breakers at the beginning of my politics & governance classes.

  • @inupiluky
    @inupiluky2 жыл бұрын

    Being a French man, you could have gotten away with the processing time joke (it takes almost decades to get any type of paper work done here 🤣) Anyway, the viseo is HILARIOUS

  • @elisabethmenck5219
    @elisabethmenck52192 жыл бұрын

    Another FAHntastique sketch lads. So informative for people in places like Western Australia... Where we are STILL waiting for tickets to see your magic!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Trying to sort it all out at the moment!

  • @elisabethmenck5219

    @elisabethmenck5219

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foilarmsandhog All good! Will love you lads from afar ♥️

  • @arnarn4112
    @arnarn41122 жыл бұрын

    This was really good and I Iike every piece in this series a lot. Do Finland next! 😁

  • @Bernard0delaVega
    @Bernard0delaVega Жыл бұрын

    Very clever, funny and unexpected! You really went deep into research for these fines jokes. Very good job ❤

  • @MrFlaten92
    @MrFlaten922 жыл бұрын

    I love this! Hope you do Norwegian Immigration too sometime!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh possibly

  • @georgeh5075

    @georgeh5075

    Жыл бұрын

    *sitting in absolute silence for 45 minutes a chairs breadth apart from each other* Congratulations you're a Norwegian!

  • @KerbalFacile
    @KerbalFacile2 жыл бұрын

    Merci :) Only one remark: smoking in public has gone waaayyy down in France over the last decade+ (and it's been banned from TV and movies too). That stereotype is dead as disco...

  • @LabRat6619
    @LabRat6619 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are so funny. "Entry questions " are my favourite series.

  • @marygillmeister6013
    @marygillmeister60132 жыл бұрын

    Another classic in the series - I just knew you'd fit in the infamous Thierry Henry handball and cycling somehow. Masterful! Vive la France

  • @writerbill1
    @writerbill12 жыл бұрын

    I'm American and the Statue of Liberty joke got me laughing 😂😂... Well done, loved it!

  • @martina_mc
    @martina_mc2 жыл бұрын

    missed a chance there colour matching the flag by doing a gerhard like in last week's sketch, arms 😂😂

  • @_Miri_

    @_Miri_

    2 жыл бұрын

    I just KNEW you would say something like this today 😂😂

  • @kleinesgespenst7481
    @kleinesgespenst74812 жыл бұрын

    Ingenious, as always. Thank you for making Thursdays a highlight!

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for watching!

  • @loloverlord1664
    @loloverlord1664 Жыл бұрын

    Hi guys, I'm French and that was hilarious! Protesting is absolutly our national sport! I met my wife while protesting in 2010, we were in the same union! The lunch joke is less and less true with our crazy work rythm in towns, but still very true for some countrysides and big holidays feasts. That joke on second-hand smoke is so true! So spot on! Rude Parisians is a cliché... For a good reason! I'm from Paris and I'm a complete asshole: that joke is 100% accurate. The "Statue of Liberty" joke needs a bit of historical context: it's a french statue given to the USA in 1886. And the USA gave the original flame back to Paris, it's exposed near Pont de l'Alma, over the Seine, and since poor Lady Diana died under that bridge, a lot of people are using the flame as a monument, depositing flowers here. André the Giant is a very nice touch, that guy was such a wonderful human being: as you wish! Thierry Henry is a nice football joke. Daft Punk is our most popular band, nice (French) touch. The Renault 5 joke is a bit old, but still funny. BIC shaving razor... You like to poke where it hurst, don't you? That line of defense (ligne Maginaut) is such a joke, I don't see it in history manuals nowadays... We're not proud of it. The joke on Marine Lepen is spot on (subtitles translated by "Marion Lepen" which is fun, because Marion is actually her true name, Marine is just an alias she took years ago). Have a nice day, guys, I must buy some goat cheese for my wife before I visit my neighbour's spouse!

  • @yorgunsamuray
    @yorgunsamuray2 жыл бұрын

    Ideas for immigration sketches. Belgium, Spain, Mexico, Switzerland, Italy, South Africa, Brazil, India, Saudi Arabia, Iran, UAE, South Korea, Japan (Emman can do the South African & maybe Brazilian officer and Paul can do the Indian, Iranian, Saudi and Emirati officers; you can find an Asian actor for the last two).

  • @loslobos786
    @loslobos786 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not going to lie when he said who is Frances biggest ever movie star and he said Andre the Giant I teared up BUT when he asked what the Maginot line is called and he said naive I nearly died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @reinventerdemain329
    @reinventerdemain3292 жыл бұрын

    great, now you can come for live shows in France !

  • @ButacuPpucatuB
    @ButacuPpucatuB Жыл бұрын

    **slides my dossier across the table a note on top reads** Salut! 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽 I’ve subscribed and tapped the bell icon! Love your work already 😘😘(one for each cheek) Merci!

  • @nataliebarrow6348
    @nataliebarrow63482 жыл бұрын

    Loved it lads. Hope you had a lovely birthday Hog x

  • @aliya_punkenglish
    @aliya_punkenglish2 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean "there is no one there"?? WE ARE WATCHING)))

  • @foilarmsandhog

    @foilarmsandhog

    2 жыл бұрын

    oh my!!

  • @jenergomes
    @jenergomes Жыл бұрын

    Amazing! I'm rewatching, and my favourite answer was harder, better, faster, stronger!

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