Getting Fired w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer exchange stories about getting fired, which causes Bert to nearly tear down the entire set! What's the dumbest way you got fired?
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Perfectly timed joke as Bret sips his gravy
@STSGuitar16
4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Kampman better be the gravy with the giblets this time Brent 😋
@iamrayn
4 жыл бұрын
Dead😁😁
@stevenburrito7032
4 жыл бұрын
Gravy flavored Koolade. Low cal of course.
@AB-gz9yb
4 жыл бұрын
Steven Burrito 😂😂😂
@lucademartino
3 жыл бұрын
bret krishna the hot yoga teacher?
The laughing in the background when Bert falls is pure gold.
@KingFuego
4 жыл бұрын
I swear they have the best job lol
@goldenboi24k
4 жыл бұрын
It’s Blueban
@nuckle4270
4 жыл бұрын
I have watched this so many times. Belly laughs every single time. "Youre gonna knock the fucking set over ... " lmao.
@Shepherdet
3 жыл бұрын
Can you hear something so funny you lose your sense of humor?
@samanthab1923
3 жыл бұрын
The best 😂 & no one asks or comes to see if he's ok 👌🏻
The way the demons laugh in the background when Burt Krysler falls gets me every time
@npb3287
Жыл бұрын
You spelt Burnt wrong
@jordandabbs9805
Жыл бұрын
Krysler😂
@vetta_valery
Жыл бұрын
*️⃣
@lucid_dreams420
Жыл бұрын
WHO!? 🤣😭
@Melecki.M.O.E
Жыл бұрын
@@lucid_dreams420they’re talking about Burt Krysler, duh
Thought Garth sniped bert threw a window.
@lewiswyndham9285
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@codykendall2846
4 жыл бұрын
Nelson Coy Tom doesn’t have windows built into the places he stays. Way to easy for those dumb whores to escape
@theplourde
4 жыл бұрын
Nelson Coy I can see that happening irl someday...that man is a psychopath.
@freddiemarquez9736
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus bro! Lmao this comment made me duck!
@thisguyhere5837
3 жыл бұрын
It was Ari with a Molly tranquilizer
That is the mark of a professional. Tom purposefully timed his story once he saw that Burt was going for his drink. Lol
Burnt Chrysler falling was the most exercise he’s gotten in a year.
@joe3times503
3 жыл бұрын
He will probably count it as a mile he ran
it takes bert 7 minutes to think about what hes trying to say when he starts speaking 99% of the time.
@tryitout-701
3 жыл бұрын
He is a long time alcoholic
@ThatShittyGamer
3 жыл бұрын
Still fucking hilarious
@TacticGamers
2 жыл бұрын
@@tryitout-701 I have no excuse im just retarded i guess lol
I worked at Joe's Crab Shack for a week and if you're a server you have to dance every few minutes. My biggest tip was five bucks and the girls told me to go get some dance lessons because I was so unenthusiastic. Imagine serving a table and you have to stop and do the conga line.
@carbonzo6
4 жыл бұрын
This made my skin crawl thinking about it
@georgem.8827
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I became enraged after reading this... Brought back some traumatic server memories.
@michaelpipkin9942
3 жыл бұрын
@Bob Watters Yea. Any job I needed $. I didn't know that when a song started playing in the middle of an order I would have to put my hands on the waist of my co-workers and kick my feet around and start fucking dancing.
@darrenb2020
3 жыл бұрын
I would to you not to dance. Unless it's like a Hooters or something.
@johnhorner1969
2 жыл бұрын
I’d rather be homeless living in a cardboard box and addicted to heroin than be a server who is supposed to dance every five minutes.
It’s a good thing they reinforce the floor boards for Butch Kandies when he feel over cause he would’ve made a crater in the set if it were a regular floor
@bradbiggs4283
2 жыл бұрын
... Figured with his mass he'd collapse into himself like a neutron star.
Tom was laughing so hard he almost turned into Sickler for a sec 🤣
@justinharvie8126
3 жыл бұрын
Tom's laugh could never get annoying like Sickler's. Some helium type shit is what Sickler's got.
Tom with the ultimate passive aggressive move in the mail room haha
Bert also finds fire funny when it involves a giant cross.
@stephenanthony5581
4 жыл бұрын
Nick O'Dea Burnt Stake Krysler
@TheSuperGuitarGuy
2 жыл бұрын
Almost
@danielgood5471
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's perty funny
@slimesizecounts5873
2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenanthony5581 I mean it’s a cross, but close
@JoeFabeets
Жыл бұрын
Kreischer Kreischer Kreischer
1:03 Fedsmoker's ghost pushing Bert over for not following protocol...
@secretsoccerpro12
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
I’ll never get tired of hearing producers laugh in the background
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
Жыл бұрын
Nadav's laugh is priceless.
I'm just here to watch black people have fun
@codykendall2846
4 жыл бұрын
SpaghettiLegs the best Top Dog quote
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
4 жыл бұрын
You should go to Frankenstein's Lab for that.
I made a joke about my boss being blind for hitting the building with the machine and he fired me for it.
Bernthal Kingsley fell like he was shot by Gavrilo Princip
@hiderrsupbrah23
4 жыл бұрын
Franz Ferdinand was the one who was shot not the shooter 😅 but I still got it
@hiderrsupbrah23
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes much better, I didnt even know the name of the shooter so good on ya
@eliyahuohiyon7461
3 жыл бұрын
Best WW1 reference ever
@robertfan332
3 жыл бұрын
Ye but ww1 had legs this joke about handicapped people stole berts legs right out from under him.
the twinkle in toms eye at 0:56 bc he knows bert is gonna laugh the second he hears about the job lmao
I watched it about 10-15 times on the OG podcast, and I'm still laughing my ass off...
I just got fired today, and this speaks to me in the best way 😂
6:39 Tom's "I can't believe I'm friends with this guy" laugh
0:53 I watch this part 800 times.....literally.
@perculated7666
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao same here 😂
@fabz2347
4 жыл бұрын
Looked like it was staged for bert to take a sip for the punchline, but him falling off the chair may not have been which is why they laughed so hard. thoughts?
@ohiknow
4 жыл бұрын
Mighty Kiwi Tom, being the psycho that he, is may have waited for the sip, but no way Burt is wasting liquor on a spit take intentionally.
@karljonson3287
4 жыл бұрын
I may literally watched it 20 times.
Now I know why I was fired so many times, I am a comedian at heart! Glad to have found my tribe. Bert your stores remind me of when I was out of control partying harder and harder every night as a ski instructor. I only had two goals in life back then - ski and party as hard as humanly possible! Looking back at some of the crazy stuff I got myself into - I think I need to rename my exploits as the SKI MACHINE! It's nice to know there is a little bit of Bert in all of us - I needed to lock that - take the partying one step further every day - part of me away eventually and leave it frozen in time - watching you guys brings it all back - I haven't laughed so much in years - brilliant stuff. Still laughing on the inside. Thank you
I absolutely love when Bert, Tom, and Nadav laugh hysterically!
I recently got fired. Because I’m a single dad and had no child care for my daughter on an off shift. Fun stuff having to choose between you kid and a job.
@UnleashthePhury
Жыл бұрын
You chose right though 🤜
Just lost my job yesterday so this kinda cheered me up.
Sometimes getting fired is actually the best feeling 😎👌🏻👍🏻
You got to have Christina and dr. Drew do reactions and breakdowns of gold moments like this. Seriously when I need a laugh I watch this thank you guys so f****** much love ya
Bert falling was pretty funny. Imagine if Tom were to...
@Havre_Chithra
Жыл бұрын
Might break another arm
“When I got fired from Barnes n Noble” idk why that made me laugh so fuckin hard 😂😂😂
The laughing in the background makes it 1000000000x funnier 😂
Hearing Bert’s and Tom’s stories about being fired relate so much to how i got fired a year ago.
The laughing in the background kills.
Their laughs bring me such joy
Bert's laugh is one of my favorite sounds in the world.
What gets me is the sound of him falling dude
Who is the guy on set laughing loudly in the background? Tom and Bert are hilarious, but that guy just makes everything funnier 🤣
Such contagious laughs!!!!! Love these guys!
Tom now needs to have his background guy on for having the best laugh ever and literally making some of these even better 🤣
Ugh don't you mean "Cajun" ? LOL!!! Bert falling off his chair that was hilarious!!!
the crew laughing in the background made this video great
One of the best moments of the show
U guys are the 2 funniest people in the world
These stories hit home. Similar experiences
Love going back to these while Bert's away...man Tom has lost so much weight in a year.
You know you have a problem with food when you start putting pictures of it on your cap 😀😉
Toms delivery just in normal conversation is why he is so fucking funny
@moistmarauder2721
Жыл бұрын
He’s so good at burying the lead
I love how the crew laugh from the intro fades into the video and it just sounds like the crew is losing their shit at Bert talking about getting fired
That was a golden moment
I got layed off indefinitely because our refinery closed in September in Philly, moved all the way to Nevada after finally finding a job in December..now in April coronavirus is about to end work again.fingers crossed...getting fired/layed off sucks Bert I feel your pain..just learned to keep your head up and keep moving and laugh
I love hearing Enny's laugh!
How’d Bert go from getting offered management to getting exposed for working out naked and get fired in the same meeting.😂😂
@SwissCheese112
10 ай бұрын
i've had the similar experience. some guys in Management like you, even though youre a fuck up and constantly break rules and hate the job, they love your humour and chillness. next thing you know, theyre talking to you about how they know store managers that had 3 strikes on their records and became managers. its just so weird.
The best duo ever
These have to be the funniest podcasts of all time
This is one of my favourite things ever
The laughing in the back though 😂😂😂😂
1:00 We got a bear down. I repeat, we got a bear down.
I was listening to YMH clips last night & this moment passed through my mind. I go on KZread the following morning & it’s on my feed … phones are reading minds now.
Great content, big fan, but cant you edit Bert’s constant n-bombs?
@czattew
4 жыл бұрын
Hey. Blue ban is working too hard to censor EVERY N-bomb. It's hard to edit an interview with the most racist comic
@gaiusjuliuspleaser
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Kreischer is German for "racist sonofabitch who's also an alcoholic".
@rickyozenbaugh6789
4 жыл бұрын
N-bombs? Watch a lot of his stuff never heard him say the n word. Think you have him mixed up with someone else.
@JT-on2xk
4 жыл бұрын
N-bomb? When?
@RomeroJlle
4 жыл бұрын
@@rickyozenbaugh6789 that is an ongoing joke between them to say Bert is a racist
Couldn't stop watching him fall. What makes it funny for me is hearing how hard the people in the background are laughing
I’ve never seen Tom laugh like that.
Please keep doing this
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time 🤣
"I'm a comedian!" "No you're not." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CAN NOT STOP WATCHING THIS 🤣
Never seen Tom laugh that hard 😂😂
He fellows him as he falling down like he’s gonna help him, no no I got ya splat
Tom’s laugh is infectious
Lol I love this friendship
0:54 One of the funniest moments I've ever seen on a podcast!
I have rewinded this on Spotify to the 49:00 minute mark at least 50 times by this point. This was low key one of the funniest moments on the show.
The funniest part is the guys in the control booth laughing
The Laughing in the background always makes me fuckin die 😂😂😂💀 even on Tom’s other podcast they always laugh hella loud n it makes everything 10x funnier 😂💯
1:06 TIMBER!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nadav needs to do the laugh track on every ABC sitcom
Hell yea Bert rocking the CC Raspas cap!!!
I just saw a Paragard commercial DURING a doc on the Green River Killer, so I obviously thought of you both
Brently Krystal says "that's the hardest I've ever laughed" at everything he laughs at
sometimes getting fired is the greatest feeling in the world.
heartbreak is worse than getting fired
1:00 at 0.25 speed. Your welcome. Lol
@johngriff914
3 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny at any speed
When burt smiles when tom barely starts his story! 😂😂 thats how you know toms on some bullshit 😂
I had nearly the same reaction to that sentence that Bert did
Toms story is what I’m doing rn just not showing up to work but expecting to keep my job lol
I only subbed because of the guy in the back laughing at everything 😂
That background laugh is the way better version of a laugh track
Ahh man my face hurts from laughing so hard
I have probably wathched this clip more then any video on the internet
My favorite part of ymh and 2b1c is hearing all the background laughing
Tom laughing at Bert but feeling bad so he tries to hide it at 6:30 is the funniest 😂
@jokestore5423
2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about?
There prouducers laugh in the backround is contagious
The only thing that would make this clip more glorious, is if they had an in-set shot of the booth boys going ballistic when Bert falls over Comedy gold
Just call into a past job like ...hi, can I come in? 😆
Hey big fan!
"Now that's a show I would watch" lmao
Tom just said that so casually lmaoooo
I'm just here to see what New Era hat Bert is wearing. Lol Would love to see his collection.
April 2020 was a nightmare but holy fucking shit did this cheer me up back then. It did again in 2021
Dude Tom had ALL BALLS with his old managers xD
Bert falling is the best thing ever.