Getting Fired w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlight

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer exchange stories about getting fired, which causes Bert to nearly tear down the entire set! What's the dumbest way you got fired?
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  • @kyle8442
    @kyle84424 жыл бұрын

    Perfectly timed joke as Bret sips his gravy

  • @STSGuitar16

    @STSGuitar16

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kyle Kampman better be the gravy with the giblets this time Brent 😋

  • @iamrayn

    @iamrayn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dead😁😁

  • @stevenburrito7032

    @stevenburrito7032

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gravy flavored Koolade. Low cal of course.

  • @AB-gz9yb

    @AB-gz9yb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Steven Burrito 😂😂😂

  • @lucademartino

    @lucademartino

    3 жыл бұрын

    bret krishna the hot yoga teacher?

  • @dectate7421
    @dectate74214 жыл бұрын

    The laughing in the background when Bert falls is pure gold.

  • @KingFuego

    @KingFuego

    4 жыл бұрын

    I swear they have the best job lol

  • @goldenboi24k

    @goldenboi24k

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s Blueban

  • @nuckle4270

    @nuckle4270

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have watched this so many times. Belly laughs every single time. "Youre gonna knock the fucking set over ... " lmao.

  • @Shepherdet

    @Shepherdet

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can you hear something so funny you lose your sense of humor?

  • @samanthab1923

    @samanthab1923

    3 жыл бұрын

    The best 😂 & no one asks or comes to see if he's ok 👌🏻

  • @dboiblank5321
    @dboiblank53214 жыл бұрын

    The way the demons laugh in the background when Burt Krysler falls gets me every time

  • @npb3287

    @npb3287

    Жыл бұрын

    You spelt Burnt wrong

  • @jordandabbs9805

    @jordandabbs9805

    Жыл бұрын

    Krysler😂

  • @vetta_valery

    @vetta_valery

    Жыл бұрын

    *️⃣

  • @lucid_dreams420

    @lucid_dreams420

    Жыл бұрын

    WHO!? 🤣😭

  • @Melecki.M.O.E

    @Melecki.M.O.E

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lucid_dreams420they’re talking about Burt Krysler, duh

  • @guitarded222
    @guitarded2224 жыл бұрын

    Thought Garth sniped bert threw a window.

  • @lewiswyndham9285

    @lewiswyndham9285

    4 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @codykendall2846

    @codykendall2846

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nelson Coy Tom doesn’t have windows built into the places he stays. Way to easy for those dumb whores to escape

  • @theplourde

    @theplourde

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nelson Coy I can see that happening irl someday...that man is a psychopath.

  • @freddiemarquez9736

    @freddiemarquez9736

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesus bro! Lmao this comment made me duck!

  • @thisguyhere5837

    @thisguyhere5837

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was Ari with a Molly tranquilizer

  • @ngonzale3
    @ngonzale33 жыл бұрын

    That is the mark of a professional. Tom purposefully timed his story once he saw that Burt was going for his drink. Lol

  • @sarcasticfather7873
    @sarcasticfather78734 жыл бұрын

    Burnt Chrysler falling was the most exercise he’s gotten in a year.

  • @joe3times503

    @joe3times503

    3 жыл бұрын

    He will probably count it as a mile he ran

  • @BlazeFire591
    @BlazeFire5914 жыл бұрын

    it takes bert 7 minutes to think about what hes trying to say when he starts speaking 99% of the time.

  • @tryitout-701

    @tryitout-701

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is a long time alcoholic

  • @ThatShittyGamer

    @ThatShittyGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Still fucking hilarious

  • @TacticGamers

    @TacticGamers

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tryitout-701 I have no excuse im just retarded i guess lol

  • @michaelpipkin9942
    @michaelpipkin99424 жыл бұрын

    I worked at Joe's Crab Shack for a week and if you're a server you have to dance every few minutes. My biggest tip was five bucks and the girls told me to go get some dance lessons because I was so unenthusiastic. Imagine serving a table and you have to stop and do the conga line.

  • @carbonzo6

    @carbonzo6

    4 жыл бұрын

    This made my skin crawl thinking about it

  • @georgem.8827

    @georgem.8827

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man, I became enraged after reading this... Brought back some traumatic server memories.

  • @michaelpipkin9942

    @michaelpipkin9942

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bob Watters Yea. Any job I needed $. I didn't know that when a song started playing in the middle of an order I would have to put my hands on the waist of my co-workers and kick my feet around and start fucking dancing.

  • @darrenb2020

    @darrenb2020

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would to you not to dance. Unless it's like a Hooters or something.

  • @johnhorner1969

    @johnhorner1969

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’d rather be homeless living in a cardboard box and addicted to heroin than be a server who is supposed to dance every five minutes.

  • @mikewizz29
    @mikewizz294 жыл бұрын

    It’s a good thing they reinforce the floor boards for Butch Kandies when he feel over cause he would’ve made a crater in the set if it were a regular floor

  • @bradbiggs4283

    @bradbiggs4283

    2 жыл бұрын

    ... Figured with his mass he'd collapse into himself like a neutron star.

  • @codyfreeman2535
    @codyfreeman25354 жыл бұрын

    Tom was laughing so hard he almost turned into Sickler for a sec 🤣

  • @justinharvie8126

    @justinharvie8126

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tom's laugh could never get annoying like Sickler's. Some helium type shit is what Sickler's got.

  • @Linky609
    @Linky6094 жыл бұрын

    Tom with the ultimate passive aggressive move in the mail room haha

  • @weareallgonzo6422
    @weareallgonzo64224 жыл бұрын

    Bert also finds fire funny when it involves a giant cross.

  • @stephenanthony5581

    @stephenanthony5581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nick O'Dea Burnt Stake Krysler

  • @TheSuperGuitarGuy

    @TheSuperGuitarGuy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Almost

  • @danielgood5471

    @danielgood5471

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's perty funny

  • @slimesizecounts5873

    @slimesizecounts5873

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stephenanthony5581 I mean it’s a cross, but close

  • @JoeFabeets

    @JoeFabeets

    Жыл бұрын

    Kreischer Kreischer Kreischer

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist91204 жыл бұрын

    1:03 Fedsmoker's ghost pushing Bert over for not following protocol...

  • @secretsoccerpro12

    @secretsoccerpro12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated

  • @Zeriovo
    @Zeriovo Жыл бұрын

    I’ll never get tired of hearing producers laugh in the background

  • @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    Жыл бұрын

    Nadav's laugh is priceless.

  • @spaghetti_legss
    @spaghetti_legss4 жыл бұрын

    I'm just here to watch black people have fun

  • @codykendall2846

    @codykendall2846

    4 жыл бұрын

    SpaghettiLegs the best Top Dog quote

  • @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    @OMGtheykilledKenny42

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should go to Frankenstein's Lab for that.

  • @krisparker1989
    @krisparker19894 жыл бұрын

    I made a joke about my boss being blind for hitting the building with the machine and he fired me for it.

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper4 жыл бұрын

    Bernthal Kingsley fell like he was shot by Gavrilo Princip

  • @hiderrsupbrah23

    @hiderrsupbrah23

    4 жыл бұрын

    Franz Ferdinand was the one who was shot not the shooter 😅 but I still got it

  • @hiderrsupbrah23

    @hiderrsupbrah23

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes much better, I didnt even know the name of the shooter so good on ya

  • @eliyahuohiyon7461

    @eliyahuohiyon7461

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best WW1 reference ever

  • @robertfan332

    @robertfan332

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye but ww1 had legs this joke about handicapped people stole berts legs right out from under him.

  • @mary-gx5cl
    @mary-gx5cl3 жыл бұрын

    the twinkle in toms eye at 0:56 bc he knows bert is gonna laugh the second he hears about the job lmao

  • @deanfranz
    @deanfranz4 жыл бұрын

    I watched it about 10-15 times on the OG podcast, and I'm still laughing my ass off...

  • @emorytodalen6627
    @emorytodalen66274 жыл бұрын

    I just got fired today, and this speaks to me in the best way 😂

  • @marcdumont2275
    @marcdumont22752 жыл бұрын

    6:39 Tom's "I can't believe I'm friends with this guy" laugh

  • @ohiknow
    @ohiknow4 жыл бұрын

    0:53 I watch this part 800 times.....literally.

  • @perculated7666

    @perculated7666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao same here 😂

  • @fabz2347

    @fabz2347

    4 жыл бұрын

    Looked like it was staged for bert to take a sip for the punchline, but him falling off the chair may not have been which is why they laughed so hard. thoughts?

  • @ohiknow

    @ohiknow

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mighty Kiwi Tom, being the psycho that he, is may have waited for the sip, but no way Burt is wasting liquor on a spit take intentionally.

  • @karljonson3287

    @karljonson3287

    4 жыл бұрын

    I may literally watched it 20 times.

  • @WorldsBestWingman
    @WorldsBestWingman Жыл бұрын

    Now I know why I was fired so many times, I am a comedian at heart! Glad to have found my tribe. Bert your stores remind me of when I was out of control partying harder and harder every night as a ski instructor. I only had two goals in life back then - ski and party as hard as humanly possible! Looking back at some of the crazy stuff I got myself into - I think I need to rename my exploits as the SKI MACHINE! It's nice to know there is a little bit of Bert in all of us - I needed to lock that - take the partying one step further every day - part of me away eventually and leave it frozen in time - watching you guys brings it all back - I haven't laughed so much in years - brilliant stuff. Still laughing on the inside. Thank you

  • @zacharyjarrells7084
    @zacharyjarrells70843 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love when Bert, Tom, and Nadav laugh hysterically!

  • @ryanbroadbent5661
    @ryanbroadbent56613 жыл бұрын

    I recently got fired. Because I’m a single dad and had no child care for my daughter on an off shift. Fun stuff having to choose between you kid and a job.

  • @UnleashthePhury

    @UnleashthePhury

    Жыл бұрын

    You chose right though 🤜

  • @hozzyboy
    @hozzyboy4 жыл бұрын

    Just lost my job yesterday so this kinda cheered me up.

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes getting fired is actually the best feeling 😎👌🏻👍🏻

  • @1frostg
    @1frostg4 жыл бұрын

    You got to have Christina and dr. Drew do reactions and breakdowns of gold moments like this. Seriously when I need a laugh I watch this thank you guys so f****** much love ya

  • @guitarjam2178
    @guitarjam21783 жыл бұрын

    Bert falling was pretty funny. Imagine if Tom were to...

  • @Havre_Chithra

    @Havre_Chithra

    Жыл бұрын

    Might break another arm

  • @sisenor6841
    @sisenor68413 жыл бұрын

    “When I got fired from Barnes n Noble” idk why that made me laugh so fuckin hard 😂😂😂

  • @zackkozel5313
    @zackkozel53134 жыл бұрын

    The laughing in the background makes it 1000000000x funnier 😂

  • @nickbutler2647
    @nickbutler26473 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Bert’s and Tom’s stories about being fired relate so much to how i got fired a year ago.

  • @AMac1978
    @AMac19783 жыл бұрын

    The laughing in the background kills.

  • @madyson3439
    @madyson34393 жыл бұрын

    Their laughs bring me such joy

  • @vpprimcess
    @vpprimcess4 жыл бұрын

    Bert's laugh is one of my favorite sounds in the world.

  • @_ralph9524
    @_ralph95244 жыл бұрын

    What gets me is the sound of him falling dude

  • @lildebbie1062
    @lildebbie1062 Жыл бұрын

    Who is the guy on set laughing loudly in the background? Tom and Bert are hilarious, but that guy just makes everything funnier 🤣

  • @MikeEDavis
    @MikeEDavis4 жыл бұрын

    Such contagious laughs!!!!! Love these guys!

  • @sarahlauren5643
    @sarahlauren56432 жыл бұрын

    Tom now needs to have his background guy on for having the best laugh ever and literally making some of these even better 🤣

  • @RonJammin
    @RonJammin4 жыл бұрын

    Ugh don't you mean "Cajun" ? LOL!!! Bert falling off his chair that was hilarious!!!

  • @ava9oh1282000
    @ava9oh12820004 жыл бұрын

    the crew laughing in the background made this video great

  • @aclarkedesign
    @aclarkedesign3 жыл бұрын

    One of the best moments of the show

  • @michaelstone7666
    @michaelstone76664 жыл бұрын

    U guys are the 2 funniest people in the world

  • @SwissCheese112
    @SwissCheese11210 ай бұрын

    These stories hit home. Similar experiences

  • @jeremymcclure3372
    @jeremymcclure33723 жыл бұрын

    Love going back to these while Bert's away...man Tom has lost so much weight in a year.

  • @markpalmercomedy
    @markpalmercomedy4 жыл бұрын

    You know you have a problem with food when you start putting pictures of it on your cap 😀😉

  • @518goeshard420
    @518goeshard4202 жыл бұрын

    Toms delivery just in normal conversation is why he is so fucking funny

  • @moistmarauder2721

    @moistmarauder2721

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s so good at burying the lead

  • @boptics643
    @boptics6432 жыл бұрын

    I love how the crew laugh from the intro fades into the video and it just sounds like the crew is losing their shit at Bert talking about getting fired

  • @tattoojay88
    @tattoojay884 жыл бұрын

    That was a golden moment

  • @jkreed12
    @jkreed124 жыл бұрын

    I got layed off indefinitely because our refinery closed in September in Philly, moved all the way to Nevada after finally finding a job in December..now in April coronavirus is about to end work again.fingers crossed...getting fired/layed off sucks Bert I feel your pain..just learned to keep your head up and keep moving and laugh

  • @Bertnahhaha
    @Bertnahhaha3 жыл бұрын

    I love hearing Enny's laugh!

  • @ElectricShinn
    @ElectricShinn2 жыл бұрын

    How’d Bert go from getting offered management to getting exposed for working out naked and get fired in the same meeting.😂😂

  • @SwissCheese112

    @SwissCheese112

    10 ай бұрын

    i've had the similar experience. some guys in Management like you, even though youre a fuck up and constantly break rules and hate the job, they love your humour and chillness. next thing you know, theyre talking to you about how they know store managers that had 3 strikes on their records and became managers. its just so weird.

  • @danielarivera5251
    @danielarivera52512 жыл бұрын

    The best duo ever

  • @matthewhartley1121
    @matthewhartley11213 жыл бұрын

    These have to be the funniest podcasts of all time

  • @FaereSedura
    @FaereSedura4 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favourite things ever

  • @ginat3592
    @ginat35922 жыл бұрын

    The laughing in the back though 😂😂😂😂

  • @lordadrian1000
    @lordadrian10003 ай бұрын

    1:00 We got a bear down. I repeat, we got a bear down.

  • @philipbunney9445
    @philipbunney94455 ай бұрын

    I was listening to YMH clips last night & this moment passed through my mind. I go on KZread the following morning & it’s on my feed … phones are reading minds now.

  • @michaelwootan
    @michaelwootan4 жыл бұрын

    Great content, big fan, but cant you edit Bert’s constant n-bombs?

  • @czattew

    @czattew

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey. Blue ban is working too hard to censor EVERY N-bomb. It's hard to edit an interview with the most racist comic

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser

    @gaiusjuliuspleaser

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Kreischer is German for "racist sonofabitch who's also an alcoholic".

  • @rickyozenbaugh6789

    @rickyozenbaugh6789

    4 жыл бұрын

    N-bombs? Watch a lot of his stuff never heard him say the n word. Think you have him mixed up with someone else.

  • @JT-on2xk

    @JT-on2xk

    4 жыл бұрын

    N-bomb? When?

  • @RomeroJlle

    @RomeroJlle

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rickyozenbaugh6789 that is an ongoing joke between them to say Bert is a racist

  • @nickr5012
    @nickr5012 Жыл бұрын

    Couldn't stop watching him fall. What makes it funny for me is hearing how hard the people in the background are laughing

  • @deangtrs
    @deangtrs4 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen Tom laugh like that.

  • @mrbrady5013
    @mrbrady50134 жыл бұрын

    Please keep doing this

  • @carrow2250
    @carrow22502 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time 🤣

  • @napoleonbonerfart278
    @napoleonbonerfart278 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm a comedian!" "No you're not." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jennhansonxlove
    @jennhansonxlove4 жыл бұрын

    CAN NOT STOP WATCHING THIS 🤣

  • @brianpeterson3752
    @brianpeterson3752 Жыл бұрын

    Never seen Tom laugh that hard 😂😂

  • @mikeroberts7907
    @mikeroberts7907 Жыл бұрын

    He fellows him as he falling down like he’s gonna help him, no no I got ya splat

  • @stephen1503
    @stephen15034 жыл бұрын

    Tom’s laugh is infectious

  • @henrykevincueto9307
    @henrykevincueto93073 жыл бұрын

    Lol I love this friendship

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr13744 жыл бұрын

    0:54 One of the funniest moments I've ever seen on a podcast!

  • @marvinquinones9080
    @marvinquinones90804 жыл бұрын

    I have rewinded this on Spotify to the 49:00 minute mark at least 50 times by this point. This was low key one of the funniest moments on the show.

  • @southstar87
    @southstar874 жыл бұрын

    The funniest part is the guys in the control booth laughing

  • @babykuttthroat3410
    @babykuttthroat3410 Жыл бұрын

    The Laughing in the background always makes me fuckin die 😂😂😂💀 even on Tom’s other podcast they always laugh hella loud n it makes everything 10x funnier 😂💯

  • @Kid-Pink_88.
    @Kid-Pink_88.4 жыл бұрын

    1:06 TIMBER!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles54374 жыл бұрын

    Nadav needs to do the laugh track on every ABC sitcom

  • @nevets9242
    @nevets92423 жыл бұрын

    Hell yea Bert rocking the CC Raspas cap!!!

  • @steveleggett3444
    @steveleggett34444 жыл бұрын

    I just saw a Paragard commercial DURING a doc on the Green River Killer, so I obviously thought of you both

  • @BrokenGodEnt
    @BrokenGodEnt Жыл бұрын

    Brently Krystal says "that's the hardest I've ever laughed" at everything he laughs at

  • @facepalmdaily4404
    @facepalmdaily44044 жыл бұрын

    sometimes getting fired is the greatest feeling in the world.

  • @forgettingalldistractions3853
    @forgettingalldistractions38533 жыл бұрын

    heartbreak is worse than getting fired

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde4 жыл бұрын

    1:00 at 0.25 speed. Your welcome. Lol

  • @johngriff914

    @johngriff914

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s still funny at any speed

  • @innocentjoe_4204
    @innocentjoe_42044 жыл бұрын

    When burt smiles when tom barely starts his story! 😂😂 thats how you know toms on some bullshit 😂

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy25753 жыл бұрын

    I had nearly the same reaction to that sentence that Bert did

  • @robertnewcomb1795
    @robertnewcomb17953 жыл бұрын

    Toms story is what I’m doing rn just not showing up to work but expecting to keep my job lol

  • @HoveyFarms
    @HoveyFarms Жыл бұрын

    I only subbed because of the guy in the back laughing at everything 😂

  • @Story_Yeller
    @Story_Yeller4 жыл бұрын

    That background laugh is the way better version of a laugh track

  • @85nlacy
    @85nlacy4 жыл бұрын

    Ahh man my face hurts from laughing so hard

  • @jshrobinson00
    @jshrobinson003 жыл бұрын

    I have probably wathched this clip more then any video on the internet

  • @Retardmaxxin
    @Retardmaxxin2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part of ymh and 2b1c is hearing all the background laughing

  • @felixp1450
    @felixp14502 жыл бұрын

    Tom laughing at Bert but feeling bad so he tries to hide it at 6:30 is the funniest 😂

  • @jokestore5423

    @jokestore5423

    2 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about?

  • @anscomedy
    @anscomedy4 жыл бұрын

    There prouducers laugh in the backround is contagious

  • @aturn124
    @aturn1244 ай бұрын

    The only thing that would make this clip more glorious, is if they had an in-set shot of the booth boys going ballistic when Bert falls over Comedy gold

  • @KalamariKing23
    @KalamariKing232 жыл бұрын

    Just call into a past job like ...hi, can I come in? 😆

  • @ihatejustinbeiber420
    @ihatejustinbeiber4204 жыл бұрын

    Hey big fan!

  • @covfefe69
    @covfefe692 жыл бұрын

    "Now that's a show I would watch" lmao

  • @GOODNOIGHT
    @GOODNOIGHT3 жыл бұрын

    Tom just said that so casually lmaoooo

  • @williamknight3396
    @williamknight3396 Жыл бұрын

    I'm just here to see what New Era hat Bert is wearing. Lol Would love to see his collection.

  • @scubaseppy
    @scubaseppy3 жыл бұрын

    April 2020 was a nightmare but holy fucking shit did this cheer me up back then. It did again in 2021

  • @daisho509
    @daisho509 Жыл бұрын

    Dude Tom had ALL BALLS with his old managers xD

  • @1frostg
    @1frostg4 жыл бұрын

    Bert falling is the best thing ever.

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