Getting banned from a Wehraboo Discord server speedrun (WORLD RECORD)
"World record? Source pls."
"JUST TRUST ME BRO."
Wehraboo:
A history or alternate history fan who is firmly entrenched in the belief that Nazi Germany's Wehrmacht was the best military in history, without a single flaw. Effectively, a Wehraboo is any obsessive Wehrmacht fanboy/fangirl who doesn't like historical facts getting in the way of his militaristic fantasies. While not necessarily, many Wehraboos can become Nazi apologists. The cliché of German Techwank can be a common fetish for many Wehraboos.
Based on the similar-sounding term "weeaboo" (a catch-all definition for Japanophiles).
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Probably these Wehraboos are alive because of the Allied powers LMAO
@MahoNishizumifrfr
2 жыл бұрын
True
@RajaIsThatGuy
Жыл бұрын
Lol fact🗿
@forickgrimaldus8301
Жыл бұрын
Mainly the US, the USSR would more times than not just kill Fascists as Communism and Fascism fundamentally conflict, (Communism is about well Communism, achieving basically Worker Heaven and about ending what is percived to be hindering that progress, while Fascism is the Complete opposite in terms of what they value as in Preserving if not Restoring an Idealised Past and at any expense.)
@forickgrimaldus8301
Жыл бұрын
@@sporkconsumingsoup yup everyone contributed its the Allies after all, just explaning why the Commies fundamentaly opposed Fascism and would Allies or not fight the Axis.
@IMCgrunt543
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile me who has a picture of a well known German soldier as my profile, but I respect history and just like the badass uniforms they had.
"No but I don't want mr patriotic spamming the same thing over and over again" - Guy who stans LITERAL fascists
@attilanagy5369
2 жыл бұрын
uhhm thy wer national socilsits tho :nerd:
@turtleareprettycool
2 жыл бұрын
@@attilanagy5369 Eh, totally the same thing
@forickgrimaldus8301
Жыл бұрын
Nasis which is a Type of Fascist ideology
@mirzadubica1930
Жыл бұрын
finaly the west is doomed and woke
@forickgrimaldus8301
Жыл бұрын
@@attilanagy5369 which is Fascist, the National Socialialist Party contray to its name is a type of Fascist ideology as in a State that is Ultra Nationalistic and values Only an Idealised Past real or not for Only a Specific People in that Ultra Nationalistic framework. Or in otherwords "I Only Value My people any Group that I don't see as my People don't matter or are a burden" its more complicated than that but thats the main idea.
"Bcs it's cringy" "Why do you worship krauts?" GOLD
@forickgrimaldus8301
Жыл бұрын
A good Jerry is a Dead Jerry
I don't think that's a Wehrb server. It's more of a full on neo-Nazi server lmfao. But then again, the lines between a Wehrb and a Neo-Nazi is so blurry these days.
@totallyormalpinoyguy1998
2 жыл бұрын
A wehraboo is typically an fanboy of the german military of ww2 while a neo nazi is well umm a neo nazi denies and celebrates the worst genocide in human history and defends the most infamous man in the world
@boringfish
Жыл бұрын
There might be some hope for wehraboos because most of them are ignorant teens who fell for the "clean wehrmacht myth". But some are full on neo-nazis hiding behind wehraboos.
@ezekielwrites
Жыл бұрын
Its gotten to the Point where you can use them Interchangeably.
@n0t_zat0ichi29
Жыл бұрын
Based server*
@timothytimothy4854
Жыл бұрын
@@n0t_zat0ichi29 Based on what? them not having any father figures in their lifes?
Good job my fellow Allied-powers enjoyer
@kingpiye7060
2 жыл бұрын
Soviet american friendship early on was the basedest thing ever too bad it wouldn't last.
@ST.a_VR
2 жыл бұрын
@@etunimisukunimi5088 Wehraboo spotted
@etunimisukunimi5088
2 жыл бұрын
@@ST.a_VR nazi*
@tonser0404
2 жыл бұрын
@@etunimisukunimi5088 "fellow nerd" 🤡
@tonser0404
2 жыл бұрын
@@etunimisukunimi5088 no not really mad I’d more say try making a fool out of you but hey look you did that to me bravo
Hitler Has only got one ball, the other is on the kitchen wall.
@Desepted
Жыл бұрын
Hitler, has only got one ball! Goring, has two but very small! Himmler, is rather sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!
@Courierman6
Жыл бұрын
Rommel has four or five, I guess, No one's quite sure 'bout Rudolf Hess, Schmeling's always yelling, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
@inspektor66
10 ай бұрын
HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL GÖRING HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL HIMMLER IS RATHER SIMILAR BUT POOR OLD GOEBBELS HAS NO BALLS AT ALL
@johnsementa9844
Ай бұрын
HILARIOUS BRO
Imagine worshipping a regime whose leader had to kill himself because he was trash at the game
@bUh9
3 ай бұрын
Speedrunning european domination from scratch and only losing to poor judgement about how hard it is to defeat russia for like the third time in world history = trash
@honchkrow5760
2 ай бұрын
They're simping over a ragequitter fr
As a German, thank you, these incels annoy the hell out of our entire country.
@tvoikalduoi123
7 ай бұрын
It's okay to have interest in the history of the nazi germany, what is not okay is literally denying their war crimes and worshipping them
@frknmtl7832
7 ай бұрын
Do you even know what "incel" means ? As far i am concerned, the word does not have any connection with being a wehraboo
@dobryrusk
7 ай бұрын
@@frknmtl7832bruh, it's just an offense Like calling someone a virgin etc. Doesn't need to apply for the topic
@frknmtl7832
7 ай бұрын
@@dobryrusk 👍🏻
@everythingmustgo4478
6 ай бұрын
@@frknmtl7832someone else has replied already but also you have to consider the fact most wehraboos are indeed incels who never get any sort of contact with women, so they hate them lmao
nah that's not even a wehraboo server that's a neo-nazi server they literally have a swastika as an emoji
@theobell2002
2 жыл бұрын
Wehraboos ARE nazis.
@canadaballoffline8561
2 жыл бұрын
Let them be there just edgy kids anyway
@_ok1735
2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they won't breed
@bittercad1137
Жыл бұрын
@@_ok1735 we could pull a 40k and sterilize them to make sure.
@revolutionariesoffreedom2374
Жыл бұрын
Nazis are wehraboos
Not all heroes wear capes.
@DaRealDaVinci
Жыл бұрын
Some wear gym shorts...
@bittercad1137
Жыл бұрын
@@DaRealDaVinci holy shit how are you alive?
@DaRealDaVinci
Жыл бұрын
@@bittercad1137 take your schizophrenia medication, Lorenzo
@moai6275
Жыл бұрын
@@bittercad1137 what are you talking about? There's nobody there
@discipleofdagon8195
Жыл бұрын
@@bittercad1137 take your meds
Very based.
@n1kokay278
2 жыл бұрын
thx
"Why do you worship Krauts ?" 😂
Average 3rd reich Fan VS Average Allied Powers enjoyer
Strongest Axis enjoyer vs Weakest Allies enjoyer
@canadaballoffline8561
2 жыл бұрын
Found one
@theoneandonlyartyom
Жыл бұрын
cring third reich vs based imperial japan and fascist italy
@CENsystem
Жыл бұрын
if axis were so strong how come they lost
@imperialinquisition6006
Жыл бұрын
@@CENsystem It’s a joke. It’s saying the weak guys on the server are the best the axis enjoyers have to offer, and this guy who messed with them is the weakest allies enjoyer ie all allies enjoyers are much stronger than axis enjoyers.
@somezsaltz6835
Жыл бұрын
People truly don’t get this joke… sad
America was just what Wehraboos think the German Army was. 1. Had a technological and industrial advantage 2. Average soldier may have had some bigoted views, but not nearly as bad as the SS 3. Did some morally egregious things, like destroying German and Japanese cities and the Japanese internment, but generally fought for the greater good for their whole country 4. Mostly fought a ferocious enemy that had a tendency to charge straight into machine gun fire 5. Had some of the best small-unit tacticians of the war In actuality, the Heer was committing war crimes left and right, donated infantry units to the SS as Einstatsgruppen, largely relied on horses and mules for logistics because all their trains were being used for that other thing, and had a lot of really shitty officers who were accustomed to having their balls cupped by the social and political hierarchy created by Nazism.
as a jewish person this made me laugh 10/10 content
@Desepted
Жыл бұрын
@@dejanjakobovic9803 are you the one that praises losers
@Courierman6
Жыл бұрын
As an ethnic German same
@Courierman6
11 ай бұрын
@@dejanjakobovic9803?
@Anonymous-hv9yw
11 ай бұрын
@@dejanjakobovic9803cry harder Wehraboo! Cuz i can hear faint coping from within your sentences! P.S usa usa usa 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💪
@Anonymous-hv9yw
11 ай бұрын
@@dejanjakobovic9803 im already glowing harder 😏
imagine simping for a massmurder this post was made by us gang
@mirzadubica1930
Жыл бұрын
better to enjoy facism than enjoying a doomed and woke society like the west
@wildwilly356
Жыл бұрын
@@mirzadubica1930 atleast we exist unlike incest painter land
@Erolsaurus
Жыл бұрын
@@mirzadubica1930 If we were a fascist society you’d be fucking dead. Me too. And everyone else here.
Would have been faster if you just said "do it again bomber harris"
@user-vh1nc8uk8x
Жыл бұрын
BASED
You could have shaved some seconds by posting the Israeli flag.
@Th0mat0
Жыл бұрын
Harsh lmao
@badpiggies988
Жыл бұрын
Or do this: 🇮🇱🇵🇱🇨🇿🏳️🌈
@Thot_Patrol_USA
Жыл бұрын
that would be crazy fast
@rc59191
Жыл бұрын
@@badpiggies988lol wouldn't put the Polish flag in the same place as the rainbow one.
@user-sl7ie9te5r
Ай бұрын
@@rc59191that's just the Polish-Czech friendship, no homo
General Patton would be proud
@eternalkino34
2 жыл бұрын
"we defeated the wrong enemy" mysteriously dies in a car accident
@syntax1235
2 жыл бұрын
Don't make me dig up general Sherman to burn down all of carolina- I mean Germany
@Zen-rw2fz
2 жыл бұрын
@@eternalkino34 we defeated one enemy* You people are great at lying
@eternalkino34
2 жыл бұрын
@@Zen-rw2fz that sounds so fake who would say that dude just use your goddamn brain to learn grammar
@Zen-rw2fz
2 жыл бұрын
@Fischgussus your brain definitely never gappened
You should've uploaded a video of the executions that took place after Nuremberg. Also, that classic photo of Mussolini's corpse hanging upside down.
@taraiasiqaranivalukoli596
Жыл бұрын
And his spongbob face 😂😂
@taraiasiqaranivalukoli596
Жыл бұрын
And his spongbob face 😂😂
As of today through my authority, I give you the title of BASED for the comment “Why do you worship the Krauts.”
average wehraboo quotes: Its not a war crime if u win the war Not all germans were bad German had the best army in the war
@kiritokun2424
2 ай бұрын
6 million waa waaa
Strongest 🇩🇪 Genocide Defenders 🆚 Weakest 🇵🇱 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇷🇺 Enjoyer
@user-sl7ie9te5r
Ай бұрын
R*zzian flag enjoyers are on the same side as nazis
I came like 6 times during that, Mega-Allied-based.
Impresive, very nice. However I think you could improve your result by simply posting a picture of Red Baneer over reichstag. That will be an instant and flawless victory
Based God, Bomber Harris smiles down on you
@olekcholewa8171
6 ай бұрын
Bomber Harris did ludicrous amount of tomfoolery
@ahennessy7998
6 ай бұрын
@@olekcholewa8171 if Dresden was not meant to be bombed, then why did God give us the Lancaster?
@olekcholewa8171
6 ай бұрын
@@ahennessy7998 Even better question, if Dresden was not meant to be bombed, then why did Krauts even build it in the first place?
@dreamypizza8458
5 ай бұрын
play the speech bart "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
@aJamBiscuit
2 ай бұрын
@@olekcholewa8171 If Dresden wasn't meant to be bombed, why did the G*rms lose their means of defending it???? Seems like a skill issue to me.
should've just sang Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
@Thot_Patrol_USA
Жыл бұрын
GOERING HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL
@YourAverageParatrooper
Жыл бұрын
@@Thot_Patrol_USAHIMMLER HAS SOMETHING SIMILAR
@Thot_Patrol_USA
Жыл бұрын
@@YourAverageParatrooper but poor old GOEBBELS HAS NO BALLS AT ALL no sack? :(
Chad.
There’s a exploit you can do to shave off a few seconds. All you have to do is insult the Tiger 2.
You are a men of culture, comrade! 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇬🇧!
bro came in GUNS BLAZING with the anti-fascist arsenal
@dreamypizza8458
5 ай бұрын
he bears the arms against tyranny and the arsenal of democracy
You dropped this king 👑
Average Switzerland enjoyer vs virgin wehrboos
“They lost lmao”
Absolutely based
@n1kokay278
2 жыл бұрын
kiitti
@ankkojenkohtalo
2 жыл бұрын
@@n1kokay278 perkele!
@kvasblacked
2 жыл бұрын
@@ankkojenkohtalo AI SATANA
how to troll larpers > “they lost”
@matthewjones39
4 ай бұрын
There’s nothing wrong with larpers, wheraboos are the problem
I swear its always people with those goofy ass fonts in their names
As a german, thank you.
Probably none of these cringelords are actually german or speaks german.
Can you send the mp4 for the “why we fight” vid?
Absolutely based and freedom pilled brother
The amount of sad, cringe and cope for being fatherless is soo strong, that i watched it with disgust. They were like dreamstans but with swastika.
Could you share the Allied memes folder? Could come in handy next time I gotta trigger a wehraboo
the most powerful allied facts: .45, .30-06, .50 BMG
@DoggosGames
Жыл бұрын
20MM Vulcan M61 Shell M107 HE M112B1 15MM APHE-CBC SHELL
@moai6275
Жыл бұрын
M30A1 100lb bomb
@acceptablecasualty5319
2 ай бұрын
@@DoggosGamesMost of those are so late, the Bundeswehr got access to them
Чистейшая база, я б даже сказал Генштаб
POV: You enter the comments on a wehrmacht combat footage edit video
@olbincm
2 жыл бұрын
xD
@17573
2 жыл бұрын
*They were just soldiers following orders!!!!!1111"-🤓🤓🤓🤓
@canadaballoffline8561
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah there literall nazis and facists
@MahoNishizumifrfr
2 жыл бұрын
@@17573 I mean they were tbh but still Allie’s better
@RajaIsThatGuy
Жыл бұрын
And the guy who made it has the "⚡⚡"
Glad I never was a wehraboo
Can you send the link of the Server lol? (I am german and I am curious what would happen)
Based and ally pilled
does anyone have the link to the vid at 0:38 (asking For A friend)
@n1kokay278
2 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehraboosSay/comments/q85g9i/tired_of_little_dark_age_edits_try_this_instead/?
I like German Army uniforms, tanks, vehicles, and firearms, too but man these guys would wear SS uniforms out in public if they could get away from it without getting beaten up.
Legend. you are an absolute legend
Allied Powers and Entente Powers Enjoyer 😎
Yellow my fellow allied power enjoyers
Where do you find those sick alliedwave images
Imagine your in the frontlines thinking on what would wars look like in 80 years
I thought you were going to be banned after the very first message 😂 And the GigaChad at nearly every message literally killed me !
bro has compiled a whole allied folder just for trolling
that took longer than I thought
Good job, I appreciate you speaking the truth
Beautiful
Great Job my fellow comrade
Now that’s what I call a sour kraut
you had to send the hitler has only got one ball song
next time try the "claims to be a superior race but lost a single" line and see the reactions
They cannot handle the truth
A quality man, doing quality work
Who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of based?
God Bless America!
@HolyknightVader999
2 жыл бұрын
@juice911 AMERICA!
@Anonymous-hv9yw
11 ай бұрын
@FischgussussSTARS AND STRIPES BEAT GOOFY GERMANS, LOOK IT UP!
KZread algorithm is recommending strange speed run categories.
based allied powers fan also "german headquarters #general #NSFW" yeah at least we don't draw fuckin porn of our soldiers W
@flippedcar1774
5 ай бұрын
There even was tank corn omg
@dreamypizza8458
5 ай бұрын
@@flippedcar1774 "WHY HOW DO YOU KNOW! HOW DO YOU KNOW!"
@RajaIsThatGuy
5 ай бұрын
@@flippedcar1774who the hell got bricked up by metal boxes?!
@flippedcar1774
5 ай бұрын
@@RajaIsThatGuy idk that guy over there
I'm proud of you.
"Bcs it's cringy." *Said the Wehraboo*
@dreamypizza8458
5 ай бұрын
same vibes as patrick saying "you want me to starve" also conveninently what the average wehraboo looks like
Do u have a link to the gif at 1:30? (The one about 15 years olds)
@n1kokay278
2 жыл бұрын
www.reddit.com/r/DerScheisser/comments/mbs5uc/relevant/
Remember that the "Blitzkrieg" only existed because certain German generals were huge fans of a British tanker, nicknamed HoBo, who wrote a book describing tank tactics that no one else had considered at the time.
average wehraboos still crying at the fact that Germany lost HARD
Tbh that lasted longer than trying to get banned from a 🏳️🌈 lgbtq server.
@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd
2 жыл бұрын
those guys are legit worse than Neo Nazis
@centurionzen1005
Жыл бұрын
Eh, sure. Maybe that's because Neo Nazis are that stupid & don't act as fast when it's clear somebody is just trying to get banned.
@DaRealDaVinci
Жыл бұрын
That's because their mods are lazy
@moai6275
Жыл бұрын
Wheraboos don't know how to make bots
@Erolsaurus
Жыл бұрын
To be fair those people are offended by basically anything. Still an impressive attempt to try to topple their snowflakeness.
amazing
based anti wehraboo
Michael "Pay to Win" Wittman ☠️ vs. John "Crazy Irishchad" Gorman 😎
the virgin wehraboo fanatic vs the chad allied, patriotic enjoyer
Wehraboos have no right to call anything cringe bro 😭
I think I can improve on your time by using the Bomber Harris strat. Will post results.
send some links for those wehraboo servers
B a s e d
Massive W.
what server is that i wanna join and troll
M4 Sherman my beloved
0:50 Also wehraboos when they deny they have a crush on hitler
You have encouraged me to target tigers
Link pls
shoulda simped for bomber harris, it'd have gotten you banned in seconds.
hey how come supreme leader has the same profile as just a turtle?
∞% based
I’m surprised none of them called you a slur
NSFW channel on a wehraboo server Explains everything
Now do a sovietboo/russiaboo one, for which you could shave off tons of time by spamming rainbow flags (one of the things they hate the *most* about our glorious nation America) or “slava ukraini”, and posting things like “incel Russian Federation vs. virgin USSR vs. chad Russian Empire” and links to “The Baltics are Waking Up” and American anti-commie songs.
@OnionIlan
Жыл бұрын
They’re called Tankies
@ValeriyChekavinski
Жыл бұрын
хохол, спок
@yoridyse5411
Жыл бұрын
Do you hate the lgbt ? I heard ukranians are orthodox
@badpiggies988
Жыл бұрын
@@yoridyse5411 No, and I’m not Ukrainian
@yoridyse5411
Жыл бұрын
@@badpiggies988 Ah ok thank you sorry if i said anything that offended you but i heard ukranians and poles kind of hate the west in the sense that they have way more conservative values than even republicans in the usa so i dunno if thats true or not
Based af
group name?