GETTING A JOB AT A HAUNTED MORGUE! - THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT

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[1] Lydia joins me on my first day as a Mortuary Assistant! She has also brought her special glasses with her so she doesn't throw up...
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  • @thesteelrodent1796
    @thesteelrodent1796 Жыл бұрын

    Normal people: lowers the mouse sensitivity to a human level Tom: makes Lydia wear stupid goggles

  • @shadrack1701

    @shadrack1701

    Жыл бұрын

    OMFG yes this lmao!

  • @TH3mrBROWN

    @TH3mrBROWN

    Жыл бұрын

    Lydia to Tom: “who are you, so wise in the ways of science?”

  • @Prophes0r

    @Prophes0r

    Жыл бұрын

    Human level? What is up with the nonsense fad of people using so low a sensitivity that you need to turn their chair to look left/right? I know the 3600 that I game with is 'high', but all you weirdos using 3-digit numbers are crazy.

  • @silentreaper1000

    @silentreaper1000

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Prophes0r What does dpi have to do with anything? Everyone adjust their sense ingame anyway, and 3 digit dpi like 400 and 800 are usually gamers that play fps games like CS:GO where a lot of pros used that dpi, and players like that generally use a bigger mouse pad so they can use more of their forearm to do big movements and wrist for more precise movement.

  • @Prophes0r

    @Prophes0r

    Жыл бұрын

    @@silentreaper1000 DPI is a ratio, and applies to many things depending on the context. When referring to the optical sensor, DPI is the resolve resolution. This describes the precision. When referring to sensitivity, DPI is literally the linear ratio of pixels/mouse movement. Additionally, when you change DPI, you are always talking about sensitivity, since the DPI of a sensor is a constant value.

  • @PierceArner
    @PierceArner Жыл бұрын

    I will _never_ tire of how brutally Tom & Lydia roast the everliving hell out of each other amidst their commentary. Truly a spectacular duo dynamic.

  • @nerdmin3424

    @nerdmin3424

    Жыл бұрын

    I believe Simon and Tom did the same to each other every vid they were in?

  • @FidelGashtro

    @FidelGashtro

    Жыл бұрын

    Not being mean but is tom like... 30% dyslexic?

  • @TheHorzabora

    @TheHorzabora

    2 ай бұрын

    Truly, they are like two best friends…. Or is this just how my ‘friends’ and I treat each other?

  • @SleepinDreamer
    @SleepinDreamer Жыл бұрын

    "Never trust anyone that has two first names." - Tom Clark

  • @cephalopodalchemist1422

    @cephalopodalchemist1422

    Жыл бұрын

    PARADOX DETECTED!!!

  • @Hacker3588
    @Hacker3588 Жыл бұрын

    I love when we get Lyds gracing us with her presence. Lets rock and / or roll.

  • @cthulhoops
    @cthulhoops Жыл бұрын

    Lydia wearing those children x-ray goggles so she can see past the spookums

  • @RaccoonBacon97
    @RaccoonBacon97 Жыл бұрын

    The eyes will stay shut after death for a few hours. Then, as the body loses moisture, the eye lids will pull back some. obviously this could be upsetting to the family of the deceased, hence eye caps

  • @KuueenKumi

    @KuueenKumi

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ on a bagel that's horrible

  • @kekekeke2200

    @kekekeke2200

    Жыл бұрын

    It takes a couple hours before you can shut the eyes though

  • @hotscottrulz
    @hotscottrulz Жыл бұрын

    Not ten minutes into the video and Lydia is already talking about huge “Granny Knockers”. This is the content I am here for!

  • @bepis126
    @bepis126 Жыл бұрын

    Video kept getting better by the minute. 1. Horror game with Tom 👍 2. Lydia is in the video 👍👍 3. Lydia’s goofy anti vomit glasses 👍👍👍

  • @nathanmiller9381
    @nathanmiller9381 Жыл бұрын

    I love to see a father and his goofy ass daughter playing spooky games together. heart warming

  • @persepha3256
    @persepha3256 Жыл бұрын

    I fucking love Lydia’s goggles. They look so dumb they’ve come back around to being cool.

  • @MrVolaureye
    @MrVolaureye Жыл бұрын

    Can...can we just talk about Lydias absolute unit of a water tankard at 2:17?? Absolute hydration.

  • @mattymerr701

    @mattymerr701

    Жыл бұрын

    She doesn't trust her nephrons smh

  • @apennington8165
    @apennington8165 Жыл бұрын

    These two are one of my favorite duos in the yogscast. The chemistry and the constant roast war between them is endlessly entertaining. Also, it's always a fun guessing game whether or not Lydia's gonna end up violently ill by the end of the video.

  • @ReunionMana
    @ReunionMana Жыл бұрын

    13:40 interesting point lyds, as someone who has nocturnal lagophthalmos, i have a lot of knowledge about this. the natural state of the eyelid is closed, and small muscles in your face controlled by one of your major brain nerves ensure a complete closure of the eye when in a relaxed state. however, people who have lagophthalmos, like myself, have a form of facial paralysis or nerve paralysis where either the small muscles in your face or the major brain nerve which controls them does not work properly. this means someone can be unable to close their eyes entirely at the worst, and at the best it might mean you just cant KEEP them closed, or it's a strain on your face to do so. with nocturnal lagophthalmos like i've got, i sleep with my eyes open, so i have to use eye gel/ointment to keep them moisturized at night as well as surgical tape to physically shut them. however, my normal blinking is generally unaffected.

  • @WaterLockser
    @WaterLockser Жыл бұрын

    Game- trying to set up the story and introduce characters Tom and Lydia - The way she's holding that cup!

  • @torylva
    @torylva Жыл бұрын

    5:30 -ish Mortuary workers, dieners for the assistant, do not in fact perform autopsies. They prepare the body for funeral. Coroners perform the autopsy! It is a mortuary, not a morgue. The difference is like a pub and a bar. A pub have a bar, but a bar can exist without a pub.

  • @Cotif11

    @Cotif11

    Жыл бұрын

    Your comment is important and valid, thank you for sharing. (NOT SARCASM THIS IS AN INB4)

  • @natedogrules97

    @natedogrules97

    Жыл бұрын

    Unless you live in the US then the building is called a bar

  • @mattymerr701

    @mattymerr701

    Жыл бұрын

    What about if you are in a tiny country town that can't afford multiple buildings?

  • @marcusluciano7975

    @marcusluciano7975

    Жыл бұрын

    Can’t forget about forensic pathologists and us lowly morgue technicians

  • @Temprael

    @Temprael

    Жыл бұрын

    Excellent analogy, thank you.

  • @horrorstitches
    @horrorstitches Жыл бұрын

    Tom playing horror games with different Yogs is one of my favourite things to watch.

  • @D34N6232
    @D34N6232 Жыл бұрын

    Love when Tom plays spooky games with guests, I need more Simon/Lydia/Boba and anyone else really playing games with Tom!

  • @popiposo

    @popiposo

    Жыл бұрын

    Alex Rambler too!

  • @LoreRevolution
    @LoreRevolution Жыл бұрын

    YES! This is gonna be good! [edit] OMFG those glasses are class. Great look, Lyds!

  • @epicmarc
    @epicmarc Жыл бұрын

    Didn't see Lyds in the thumbnail and was thinking how this would've been a great game to play with her. Thankfully, the video didn't disappoint!

  • @dylanhodgson7605

    @dylanhodgson7605

    Жыл бұрын

    FYI she’s on the gurney

  • @mm-bv4zw
    @mm-bv4zw Жыл бұрын

    Oh dear god yes! You're a perfect duo for this

  • @AndyJP
    @AndyJP Жыл бұрын

    Those glasses turn Lydia from a 10 to an 11

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon Жыл бұрын

    "I can't use that here. That's not on fire."

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын

    Ugh yes, more,, please! A dynamic duo only slightly less iconic than their respective duologies with Ben and Bouphe! I saw a clip of Lydia with the goggles and raced to see this.

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 Жыл бұрын

    getting serious thunderbirds vibes from the cutscenes in this game

  • @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802
    @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 Жыл бұрын

    From reddit so, you know, reliable sources : Joel Hodgson used the phrase, "Never trust a man with two first names, especially if one of them's a woman's" in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lampooning The Legend of Dinosaurs (Kyôryuu: Kaichô no densetsu).

  • @piratewhoisquiet

    @piratewhoisquiet

    Жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU When they brought it up I knew I had heard it somewhere, but couldn't bring it up from the depths of my memories

  • @ethan-loves
    @ethan-loves Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE Lydia's new glasses, such a statement piece

  • @TheKaiser775
    @TheKaiser775 Жыл бұрын

    Just gonna say the book Stiff has all sorts of interesting info about dead bodies and mortuary work and decomposition. Fascinating read if you're even vaguely interested.

  • @BigSadClownBoi

    @BigSadClownBoi

    Жыл бұрын

    Loved that book, Mary Roach is an excellent author!

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for making me laugh out loud with those glasses. I nearly wet myself. Omg Lyds and those glasses when she leans in. Gawd bless her

  • @stone5against1
    @stone5against1 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, thoses glasses Lydia!

  • @The1Overmind
    @The1Overmind Жыл бұрын

    And here I thought the treat for the night was my Dairy Queen blizzard but NO, it's these two legends playing a game together! ❤️

  • @frottlemi5301
    @frottlemi5301 Жыл бұрын

    "I can't use that here" gives me the same vibes as "that's not on fire"

  • @flowking6793
    @flowking6793 Жыл бұрын

    tape: use the cupboard it is super important. Tom and Lyds: we will pretend we did not hear that/

  • @I_Am_Kas
    @I_Am_Kas Жыл бұрын

    Wow, Tom looks a lot hotter today than when he makes videos alone. Peculiar.

  • @Leptons_
    @Leptons_ Жыл бұрын

    15:55 "They don't do that with everybody do they?" No, not everyone is embalmed. I'm not an expert but I believe embalming is a much more common thing in the US. Embalming preserves the body so it gives you more time to get all the funeral arrangements sorted and have people travel cross country for it without having to rush to get it all done within a day or two. But it's also for aesthetic reasons so you can have a viewing without having to see a shriveled decaying version of your loved one and instead can see them made to look like they're almost just sleeping. If you don't want a viewing and/or have a quick funeral, then there's no need for the embalming.

  • @DjDolHaus86

    @DjDolHaus86

    Жыл бұрын

    I've been to more than a dozen funerals in the UK and Europe but I've never even heard of an open casket, seems like such a weird thing to do.

  • @KuueenKumi

    @KuueenKumi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DjDolHaus86 It is, I dunno why we do it. It's probably supposed to be cathartic, saying goodbye, but who needs to go through that pain and creepiness? Its creepy. So glad my family has the sense to avoid the practice when someone passes. Too much trauma

  • @DjDolHaus86

    @DjDolHaus86

    Жыл бұрын

    @@KuueenKumi I certainly can't speak for everyone, I know I'm not an emotional person but I didn't feel any differently about those who I'd seen following their passing (ie. Being the one who had to go to the hospital to get the bad news) to those who were already in the coffin at the funeral. I dunno, maybe it's different to others but for me gone is gone, I don't need to see the evidence to begin the process of mourning.

  • @mschrisfrank2420

    @mschrisfrank2420

    Жыл бұрын

    Even if you have a viewing and an open casket, you still don’t need to be embalmed-unless there’s a delay of more than a few days. And as far as I’m concerned, embalming makes the person look like a wax figure and is creepy. Highly recommend the Ask A Mortician channel for lots of info on embalming vs natural.

  • @DjDolHaus86
    @DjDolHaus86 Жыл бұрын

    Closing the eyes of a recently deceased person in a non professional sense is typically done for the benefit of those nearby, it's bad enough having to be near a corpse without their lifeless eyes staring out. The two pennies on the eyes are to pay the ferryman to take them to the afterlife.

  • @WintersInBerlin
    @WintersInBerlin Жыл бұрын

    I’m so jealous of Lydia’s motion sickness; I want to wear cool glasses like that!

  • @spencerwilkie4218
    @spencerwilkie4218 Жыл бұрын

    "Don't trust anyone with two first names" Alright, Tom Clark

  • @trevontaylor6242
    @trevontaylor6242 Жыл бұрын

    Remarkably accurate very few things that aren’t

  • @CreighExbridge
    @CreighExbridge Жыл бұрын

    Lyds squid eyes need water to see... Yep, that makes perfect sense fair enough I have no questions

  • @Kristina-qp1dl
    @Kristina-qp1dl Жыл бұрын

    15:20 - griping about limited inventory space Tom: That's part of being a mortician right? Lyds: Yeah you've only got two hands. But you're a mortician. Do you /have/ to be limited to two hands? Think of the opportunities. 🖐🖖👁👄👁🤚👍

  • @1Flyffer1
    @1Flyffer1 Жыл бұрын

    Want to see more of this. Can't wait for it to turn into an absolute disaster with you two at the helm.

  • @spencerwilkie4218
    @spencerwilkie4218 Жыл бұрын

    I'm am so deeply happy to see this ❤️ Thank you Tom and Lyds!!!!!!!!

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 Жыл бұрын

    The characters look and move like '80s movie practical effects monsters.

  • @nintandrew13
    @nintandrew13 Жыл бұрын

    I love Tom and Lydia playing spook'ems, I'm glad Lydia found those glasses to help with the motion sick'ems

  • @araidenfreudianharpy
    @araidenfreudianharpy Жыл бұрын

    Would love a whole playthrough of this ❤️

  • @huffy737
    @huffy737 Жыл бұрын

    15:50 yes Lyds this is what happens when embalming. Each time. And if it only takes less than a minute you’re badly under embalmed, just a game.. but then Tom coming in with legit autopsy knowledge surprised me at 16:20.

  • @FrostedCreations

    @FrostedCreations

    Жыл бұрын

    I think she was asking if all people get embalmed, and the answer is no, at least in the UK. We generally don't do wakes and body viewings in the UK.

  • @huffy737

    @huffy737

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FrostedCreations Fair not everyone gets embalmed. I guessed she was asking if the blood comes out each time a person is embalmed. Blood should always come out when embalming correctly.

  • @Alba_Longa
    @Alba_Longa Жыл бұрын

    YES!! I've been waiting for you guys to play this game.

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull Жыл бұрын

    Lydia looks like she got glasses from a Harry Potter game where the theme was nautical. Yarrr a pirate wizard 'arry!

  • @cowmancheese
    @cowmancheese Жыл бұрын

    Hope you finish this series! love your guys dynamic

  • @Rose-rx6ni
    @Rose-rx6ni Жыл бұрын

    there's a throne in the back of the room lmao

  • @stenanderson1695
    @stenanderson1695 Жыл бұрын

    Lydia was right the glasses were indeed a sexy surprise!

  • @m_yosogoto
    @m_yosogoto Жыл бұрын

    Always fun to see more spookums with Tomask and Big Lyds!

  • @TH3mrBROWN
    @TH3mrBROWN Жыл бұрын

    Yay another Tom makes Lydia motion sick simulator, probably…?

  • @AberrantChibi
    @AberrantChibi Жыл бұрын

    I've seen the "don't trust people with two first names" referenced in comic books as many US superhero comics tend to have double first names. Bruce Wayne, Alan Scot, Chase Chameron... Maybe it's a comics thing?

  • @RHSide
    @RHSide Жыл бұрын

    The Taskmaster throne in the background o.o :D

  • @redpike136
    @redpike136 Жыл бұрын

    Most replayed point is "my top is falling down."

  • @Ruzzlebuzzle
    @Ruzzlebuzzle Жыл бұрын

    I hope this becomes a series ♡

  • @kohp111
    @kohp111 Жыл бұрын

    Love this dynamic duo!

  • @valteine
    @valteine Жыл бұрын

    Seems that Lydia doesn know that Tom isn paid to read lol

  • @DragonFiesta
    @DragonFiesta Жыл бұрын

    my fav yogscast siblings at it again!

  • @Pillowfish
    @Pillowfish Жыл бұрын

    I see another Tom and Lydia combo video, I have no choice but to like for the algorithm!

  • @srdaniel2
    @srdaniel2 Жыл бұрын

    Always like the "Spooky Times with Tom & Guest". Lydia being the best guest of course.

  • @senatorsheev6743
    @senatorsheev6743 Жыл бұрын

    They play one of your games in the Two-Point Hospital, you play one their games in the Morgue.

  • @LucasCarter2
    @LucasCarter2 Жыл бұрын

    I hope these glasses mean all new Tom and Lydia videos. I love these videos.

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx Жыл бұрын

    My god, those goggles are glorious 😂 Love the vids with big Lyds!

  • @beardedbovel
    @beardedbovel Жыл бұрын

    YUS! Was hoping that the two of you would play this, fingers crossed for some more scary stuff with Big Lyds.

  • @ShiandiPlays
    @ShiandiPlays Жыл бұрын

    I'm soooooo happy you guys are playing this. I asked Ravs about it on stream and he mentioned he thought you'd played it :D such a scary game

  • @nineleafclover1477
    @nineleafclover1477 Жыл бұрын

    I can never get enough of Tom and Lydia

  • @SherioCheers
    @SherioCheers Жыл бұрын

    Eye caps to keep the eyes closed, they're textured to hold the eyelid down as the skin retracts.

  • @anononomous
    @anononomous Жыл бұрын

    "Wish I could convince you to believe me, but I'm afraid I'm just not that good a voice actor"

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 Жыл бұрын

    Man, that cut to the glasses. Incredible!

  • @joshconfer209
    @joshconfer209 Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhhhhh..... They missed the secrets for the best ending..... Ripping and throwing..... Great vid! Can't wait for more.

  • @dragondawn158
    @dragondawn158 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting for you to play this Tom!

  • @NancyHomes221
    @NancyHomes221 Жыл бұрын

    So excited to see big lyds and Tom back together for an awesome game

  • @ff-pj3de
    @ff-pj3de Жыл бұрын

    I worked in a charcuterie packaging plant over the sommer. Cider-pickled pork was a thing. Also, I have now developed an aversion to pickled meats and sausages.

  • @shynarcissist
    @shynarcissist Жыл бұрын

    Big Lyds! Between Tom's reading and Lydia's motion sickness glasses, they are bringing their a-games today

  • @jeffreyross808
    @jeffreyross808 Жыл бұрын

    Tom and Big Lyds? The power content duo, glad to see some stellar content from the GOATS 🐐🐐

  • @RoblolGames
    @RoblolGames Жыл бұрын

    Aw yiss, good old Lids and horror. Top tier

  • @FabulousCooki
    @FabulousCooki Жыл бұрын

    Yesss Lydia and Tom dynamic! I hope they do more, I have watched the e Drakon Astron compilation videos way too many times… :3

  • @dougpowers
    @dougpowers Жыл бұрын

    GRANNY KNOCKERS That's gotta be a merch opportunity.

  • @EzekielHateable
    @EzekielHateable Жыл бұрын

    Great video as always.

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful Жыл бұрын

    Tom & Lyds? That's an instant like.

  • @TheDivention
    @TheDivention Жыл бұрын

    I'm just here for the "BAM!!!"s

  • @DrinkCoffeeRun
    @DrinkCoffeeRun Жыл бұрын

    Lydia and Tom, best duo. THE GLASSES OMG.

  • @xavier84623
    @xavier84623 Жыл бұрын

    One of my fav yogcast teams

  • @kevingluys3063
    @kevingluys3063 Жыл бұрын

    The more I learn about mortuaries the more I prefer sky burial.

  • @kevingluys3063

    @kevingluys3063

    Жыл бұрын

    Just toss me to some raccoons.

  • @rachaelversaw
    @rachaelversaw Жыл бұрын

    Lydia is a legend, I love the glasses lol

  • @crazysupernovagaming3638
    @crazysupernovagaming3638 Жыл бұрын

    The best duo, back at it again! Tom and Ben are always the best, but Tom and Big Lyds are a close second! (And I can't be the only person who gets a little bit upset that they confuse the job of a mortician for one of a coroner. Right?)

  • @Srfingfreak
    @Srfingfreak Жыл бұрын

    I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge how Tom is both absorbent and exfoliating at the same time, and as such makes an excellent shower tool.

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 Жыл бұрын

    To answer your question, Lydia, many people who work dead bodies will chew gum or suck mints to overpower the smells of the human body and avoid getting nauseated

  • @twysted_catalyst9096
    @twysted_catalyst9096 Жыл бұрын

    :O some Tom and Big Lyds gameplay? A blessing from me lord

  • @ST-vt4nu
    @ST-vt4nu Жыл бұрын

    This game is so unseteling, but you two are such a fun duo

  • @Thetruepianoman
    @Thetruepianoman Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I canny believe it. Tom and flydia at it again

  • @NavyDood21
    @NavyDood21 Жыл бұрын

    God, I love Lydia. Her and Tom are a good mix

  • @travishimebaugh8381
    @travishimebaugh8381 Жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the crypt! It's bury, bury nice to see you!

  • @loamytenebrous
    @loamytenebrous Жыл бұрын

    This is gonna be great.

  • @threemoo
    @threemoo Жыл бұрын

    Google says the phrase "Don't trust anyone with 2 first names" is from "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

  • @MLM6175
    @MLM6175 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best duos

  • @MrDevintcoleman
    @MrDevintcoleman Жыл бұрын

    Okay so first, I started writing this and then the goggles went on so I have to say A+ on that but… I did think it was funny that they both thought they were going to be doing autopsies as a medical examiner (American term, not sure if UK is different) when they’re really just draining bodies waiting for the demon to show up!

  • @Piranhafish123
    @Piranhafish123 Жыл бұрын

    Love the glasses!

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