Gerbert: Have you ever felt sad? I thought everyone had forgotten my birthday. It reminds me of the time David and his men returned home to find an enemy nation had attacked their town and kidnapped their wives and children. I feel just like that.

@nessamillikan6247

Жыл бұрын

What’s worse is I’ll bet that the kidnapped wives and children even forgot that David and his men were coming home that day. “They wouldn’t have remembered, even if they weren’t kidnapped…”

@calebwashere

Жыл бұрын

Why did that sound like the start of a family guy cutaway gag?

@sml2k186

Жыл бұрын

@@calebwashereholy crap that reminds me of the time David and his men came home with no wives or children to greet them

@ucantSQ

3 ай бұрын

Pretty standard christian moralization.

Random fun fact nobody asked for: There’s an ep of Gerbert (Forgive and Forget) where Stu and some other kid were delivering news papers. The kid accidentally throw the news paper in Gerbert’s window and breaks his kite he was making and Gerbert blames Stu. And he confronts Stu and Stu’s speech made me soooo sad. Stu says: “I always get blamed for the bad stuff. I can do good stuff too, you know. Nobody cares when I do good stuff. It’s only when I do bad stuff. I know I don’t act like it, Gerbert, but I really like being your friend.” And that’s why Stu is the best character, thank you.

@C.V317

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, Stu has an anime-style character arc! He’s like the Vegeta of Christian puppet shows.

@cassette_tape

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I went to watch that episode because I read your comment, and I want to give Stu a hug 😭😭😭 he truly is the best character, Gerbert was rude af to blame him right off what the heck...ooOOOH *I AM SO MAD*

@proffesionalweredog7426

3 жыл бұрын

same stu

@unripetheberrby6283

3 жыл бұрын

Why am I sad over this 😥

@massiveconehead

3 жыл бұрын

stu ☹️💔

I like how the moral of the story was love your neighbor but they spend a third of the show picking on Stu

@Ratciclefan

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's not their neighbor

@Mandalore06

4 жыл бұрын

Stew is a turd though.

@bigbossmarcy

4 жыл бұрын

Would like this but it’s at 469

@goobing

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Christian shows 101

@thomasjenkins7506

4 жыл бұрын

loving your neighbor doesn't mean that you can't think they are annoying little shits, though.

if children's entertainment has taught me anything, it's that you don't throw a surprise party because the birthday boy/girl will just think everyone forgot their birthday.

@patrickphelan279

5 жыл бұрын

Has anyone ever had a good surprise party in real life? In entertainment, it certainly seems to be a neverending nightmare.

@ViolarulesGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Or they think everyone doesn't like them because the person's friends avoid them while trying not to spoil the surprise.

@1Thunderfire

5 жыл бұрын

My Dad and stepmum actually forgot my birthday earlier this year and I thought about this trope. They were sure it was the next day and I thought nothing was said at first because eh, Saturday morning, we're tired and have to do shopping and one goes to work. I just waited to see how long it would take for them to remember but in the end, I did have to remind them when we were debating the use by date on some spuds. A woman nearby found it hilarious but she did wish me a happy birthday and one of my colleagues had sent me a text that morning with birthday wishes; she remembered!

@TheEmeraldWeirdo

4 жыл бұрын

Or, "If you're intending to throw someone a surprise party, make sure you assign somebody to keep the guest of honor occupied until everything's set up, preferably with an activity that takes a few hours." Seriously, I NEVER see a surprise party story where they think of that, it's always just "avoid them like the plague until we're ready."

@victoriaandrews4547

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheEmeraldWeirdo I have but the B-day person is always suspicious and STILL thinks their friends don't like them.

I feel like they may have credited Gerbert as “The Voice” as to not break some kid’s heart finding out that Gerbert is actually just an artificial entity with a man’s hand up his ass.

@alexhauptmann298

5 жыл бұрын

"Wait...if Gerbert isn't real...does that mean Jesus isn't real????"

@WeCareAlot4693

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all, though

@tacticaljunk1608

5 жыл бұрын

gerbert isnt real??

@PunakiviAddikti

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexhauptmann298 you might wanna sit down and have a drink.

@notstorm208

5 жыл бұрын

Gerbert was actually voiced by god himself

“All of his best friends...and Stu are here” LOL

@BMoney8600

4 жыл бұрын

Dan and Tab Stu is the best what are you talking about?

Ian: “You’re an enormous failure and nobody loves you.” Gerbert: “You sounds just like my Mommy! No, say it again.”

@BMoney8600

4 жыл бұрын

Logan C. I died at that part

@trethestar

4 жыл бұрын

That raises a question, where the heck are his parents anyway? Or did Gerbert move out of his parents house, get a job(a well paying one apparently), bought a house, furnished it, and now just hangs out with random kids all day? Ether Gerbert is very short man child that people take pity on or he is one progressive and self sufficient kid who is doing better than most people these days.

@SuperCatfire

4 жыл бұрын

thanks im deaf

@autobotstarscream765

3 жыл бұрын

@@trethestar Maybe the Bill Cosby-looking guy is his parent?

@saintfisuto1072

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Gerbert's mom anyway?

I love how Stu is the only one who doesn’t get a party hat.

@Wombattlr

4 жыл бұрын

@Tee Wew28 "Stu Gets A Restraining Order" is a classic!

@Wombattlr

4 жыл бұрын

@Tee Wew28 the look on the Stu's face... My God...

@AngryAsianGamin

4 жыл бұрын

He was probably allergic to the material

@animatepokemonadventures7889

4 жыл бұрын

I remember that episode! Stu tried to trick the jury by quoting Rugrat’s classic episode: “I’m not Stu!” Kinda weird but hilarious.

@justaduck3615

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody invited Stu he doesn’t get a party hat.

the biggest problem I have is the lack of other puppets. why is he the only one??? at least in sesame street it isn't just elmo whining and a bunch of weird adults awkwardly comforting him

@happyguy0105

5 жыл бұрын

ChronicCrow Since Gerbert is a selfish lil piece of shite, he probably killed everypuppet else so he could be the only one He IS the only puppet HE IS THE ONE WORSHIP GERBERT

@ZootWorld1

5 жыл бұрын

Gerbert's actually a failed abortion, with his frail, undeveloped body making him being commonly mistaken for a puppet.

@maverickREAL

5 жыл бұрын

@@happyguy0105 "everypuppet"

@elickson7340

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZootWorld1 remeber this is a Catholic show, they just didn't want to abort Gerbert. What a mistake

"All of his best friends" *"and Stu"*

@luigimaster2940

4 жыл бұрын

Yes stu is a bomb hider

@YOBBYWOBBY

4 жыл бұрын

Stu is the bestest of my friends!

Your instant fascination with that Stu kid reminds me of that tumblr post where a class of Japanese children were taught the legend of the first American Thanksgiving and they just couldn't get enough of Squanto

@flooferjay3245

4 жыл бұрын

What? I need Deez deets

@Mr.Obongo

4 жыл бұрын

Watch they’re gonna turn the first thanksgiving into an anime special now

@JayTohab

4 жыл бұрын

*WHERE’S THE SAUCE*

@magmavision2000

4 жыл бұрын

I see the noodles, but I don't see the sauce.

@MrHendrix17

4 жыл бұрын

Squanto's a badass, who could blame them

Gerbert sounds like a downpitched version of Butters

@SirChubbyBunny

5 жыл бұрын

Now I'm waiting for "Gerbert's Very Own Episode".

@stoohp

4 жыл бұрын

Gerbbers

someday, gerbert is gonna be drunk and homeless crouched in an alley repeating, "it never landed on yellow :("

@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit i wanna like this comment but it's at 69 likes D:

@PeninsulaPaintings

4 жыл бұрын

Not before his psychiatrist loses it and kicks him out of the office. "Do you EVER talk about anything else??!" "....it all started when I was sure everyone had forgotten my birthday..."

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out Gerbert ended up homeless after betting everything he had on yellow, he should have learned the lesson from his birthday party oh so many years ago, it never lands on yellow.

@RobCamp-rmc_0

Жыл бұрын

_[in a hoarse whisper, producing flecks of blood]_ and nobody even cares

"They cried and cried until they were too tired to cry anymore" Such mood man.

@C.V317

Жыл бұрын

That really has been the world for the last four years or so, amiright?

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

@@C.V317 I blame the media blamers

"Do I seem unfocused?" Ian, this unfocused mess is exactly why I follow you.

Petition to make "Impatient Children Go To Hell" a real series

Ermahgerd, mer Gerbert! And the problem of explicitly separating the "learning time" from the "fun time" plagues edutainment as well, ugh. There's so much positive potential with both kids games and programming, but it's rarely achieved for whatever reason. At least they make for fun KZread videos, haha.

@PoseidonXIII

5 жыл бұрын

Very true!

@poopysanders2286

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny how my two favorite youtubers know each other :)

@akatheletterj7342

5 жыл бұрын

shouldn't you be turning a Raspberry Pi in to a toaster or something!?

@schregen

5 жыл бұрын

I love you, Clint! 🍄

@TigerNightmare

5 жыл бұрын

I can never forget the Sonic Sez segment where he warns you of somebody touching you in a place you're uncomfortable with ... and how would they incorporate that organically into a storyline.

"I love a football, yum!" Was Gerbert gonna eat that football? lol

@trethestar

4 жыл бұрын

Wait is that something you don't do?

@JayTohab

4 жыл бұрын

*Y U M*

@chrissmith6097

4 жыл бұрын

Footballs are made from pigskin. Pigs are edible. Therefore, yes, the squashed orange was going to eat a football

@dukctape

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrissmith6097 well they used to be. i think the orange stressball was going to eat vinyl

@shinyagumon7015

2 жыл бұрын

That explains his head shape.

"He whines and complains, kind of like me" Too close to home man.

I love how the lyrics to one song are just “Ooh-ooh-hoo.... Bop!”

@-CloClo-

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's my favorite part in the whole episode

It's been a while since my last VHS review, but I hope you all enjoy this one! Going to try to get one more food video out before the end of the year. Thanks so much for watching, and I hope you all have some happy holidays!

@Lukas02_

5 жыл бұрын

brutalmoose You have a good holiday too!

@lilali9797

5 жыл бұрын

Hope you have a happy holiday too man!

@moramento22

5 жыл бұрын

Happy holidays to you too Ian! Nice sweater too!

@the-potato-warrior

5 жыл бұрын

Hola Ian. Me vuerga es coolo

@elite7x785

5 жыл бұрын

Have a happy holiday too man your videos are amazing

Gerbert was later found dead, having shot himself through his temple. Next to him was a suicide note that just said “It never landed on yellow”

@youraveragezoomer4248

3 жыл бұрын

I t n e v e r l a n d e d o n y e l l o w

@-CloClo-

3 жыл бұрын

some random middle schooler: OmG thAt'S sO DEep!

@InVinoVeratas

3 жыл бұрын

No he can’t kill himself, god wouldn’t allow it, he’d go to hell for it.

@izzy_izzy_izzybelle

3 жыл бұрын

your pfp made me realise that gerbert looks like a little lars

@RoyalSky424

2 жыл бұрын

Local 13 news reporter* today is very sad day for us 5 year old gerbert was found dead in his home having shot himself in the head because his friends forgot his birthday he left suicide note saying that he was sad that his friends forgot. It's a very sad day for us all

When it never lands on yellow *You say you're fine, but you're not fine but you don't want to get into it because they would never understand*

@nessamillikan6247

4 жыл бұрын

They think it’s selfish of you to whine about not getting a turn on your birthday, and maybe they’re right on any ordinary day. But it’s not about what’s fair on a day like this. This is a day unlike any other, the most important day of the year where all of the rules change. This is the day you’re owed anything and everything. This is the day you only put up with other people’s shit because the reason they’re here is to celebrate your existence. And yet, there are moments in your day where you’re not the constant focus. It’s circumstances like this that go too far, and the indignation rightly flows through your veins.

@chrissmith6097

4 жыл бұрын

Nessa Millikan you get it.

@troywright359

4 жыл бұрын

@@nessamillikan6247 lol

Somehow missed this in my feed today. Love me some ian VHS vids.

@shogn3223

5 жыл бұрын

some GERB VHS vids, you mean?

@Soda-jr6qe

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@lordafrica1347

5 жыл бұрын

Man, I was worried something happened between you two. I'm glad the magic is still there

@1secondarysmile

5 жыл бұрын

Yay! You made it, Peebs!

@HoursFreeAOLsp

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah Ian has a way with 90s media.

9:20 "Oh, it's a football! I love a football! Yum!"

@luigimaster2940

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm a foot ball

@normalhumanman3689

3 жыл бұрын

Every morning I start off my day with a nice healthy football , it is the only way to have a balanced diet

@pixel__huh

8 ай бұрын

Yuh ❌️ Yum ✅️

The look of absolute disgust on that ladys face when stu said hed hold onto the football was priceless

What would you do if Gerbert rose up to your window and said “You know what, The Bible says...”

@crisptomato9495

4 жыл бұрын

Does this imply there’s a man beneath my window with a hand up Gerbert’s ass?

@allhailthewhale1423

4 жыл бұрын

oh mr. God no it's not what it looks like (as he gets his 25th big toe piercing

@boneclaimingquixote320

4 жыл бұрын

Just scream *"THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU!"*

@xalm8761

4 жыл бұрын

I think I would scream out, "Yikes, Jehovah's Witnesses," and then break out the holy water and pepper spray.

@autobotstarscream765

3 жыл бұрын

@@boneclaimingquixote320 "Foolish human, Satan works for God! There is no escape, it says so in my Bible!"

Stu is the only character who matters

@funtimewithnickandfriends1998

5 жыл бұрын

If the entire tape was just of stu I would give it a 10 out of 10

A VHS tape with “Loving My Neighbour” plastered on the front? Cool! My dad has one of those in his secret cupboard! I want to watch it now!

6:21 - The girl in pink gets so mad when the mom taps her shoulder. She mistakes the girl next to her as the one who did it but man did she get mad. lmaoooo

@andieallison6792

Жыл бұрын

There is no point in this video where she looked like she wanted to be there lmao

Who but Stu, who but Stu? Ya never know what he's gonna do, to you . . . SтЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦЦ

@cartoongamegirl3335

5 жыл бұрын

I had Stu for dinner last night. 😏

@stproducciones9140

5 жыл бұрын

Gerbert got Stu'd

@nostalgiakarlk.f.7386

4 жыл бұрын

СтУУУУУУУУУУ

I want a “Where are they now?” Thing for Stu.

@SHAWNJX

5 жыл бұрын

Lynn Da Vinci “OH YEA”

@averyabbott4162

5 жыл бұрын

Well, if I had to guess, probably in prison, for all of those bomb threats, that went around the other day

@nobody2021

5 жыл бұрын

I want one of those for the gerbert puppet

@rootbeer_666

5 жыл бұрын

Rikers. He stalked preteens. Sent them skinned cats. Talked way too loud.

@maewuzhere

4 жыл бұрын

to my knowledge the actor who played him is a politician or an activist of some sorts

Oh God... The nugget returns... and he is talking about Gerbert again!

@brutalmoose

5 жыл бұрын

I WAS THE NUGGET ALL ALONG

@SmokesOnMe

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I'm calling Ian the nugget from now on.

@SquishyZoran

5 жыл бұрын

Shoot Right Here I’m going to now as well!

7:07 but instead, you thrEW ME A BIG SURPRISE PARTY *aAAA*

7:35 Lyrics: Verse 1: Ooh-ooh Bop, ooh-woo-ooh Chorus: Oh, oh bop, ooh-ooh-ooh Oh, oh bop, ooh-ooh-ooh Oh, oh- AAAAAH

I think I learned the most about the Bible from these veggie tale episodes where they re-enacted the Bible just with ya know vegetables.

@moscowvicent831

5 жыл бұрын

Same here I love those still with God

@ais4185

5 жыл бұрын

OMG I've watched that before! I have clear (not really) memories of watching a Samson and Delilah thing with weird vegetables on a Saturday morning and now I finally know (again) what it was.

@user-po4oi4fe5b

5 жыл бұрын

Abe I remember a pickle spreading the fucking sea

12:50, LMAO, “In The End” needed to play right after this. It’s honestly hilarious how overly dramatic Gerbert is about the spinner not landing on his color. Plus it helps that his voice is already a fuckin’ riot.

"It will never land on yellow" *soul-crushing crestfallen music*

I feel like veggie tales is a perfect example of a show that teaches while being fun, instead of having a learning time and a fun time its a fun time and a fun learning time.

@Cooe.

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Veggie Tales isn't teaching anything good for kids to learn. Something that solely stuffs kids' brains full of religious bullshit & dogma is not "educational" lol. If anything it's the exact opposite and does more harm than good. Try something like Bill Nye for an actually good educational TV show.

@Neceroe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cooe. first off I agree it isn't right that it attempts to teach them religion before they can choose BUT it also teaches them sharing how to be nice etc. Bill Nye does teach things and Is fun but its again separate just by the show teaches something I disagree with doesn't mean I can't see that it's still a mega great way to teach shit

@birblee2662

4 жыл бұрын

Cooe woah we got a big brain over here

@generalgk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cooe. lol nope. It’s not just religious stuff, there’s plenty of practical real life lessons in there too. Back to r/atheism with you

@Viteaification

Жыл бұрын

@@Cooe. someone never watched VeggieTales

Man back in 2003 I watched a college TV show talking about Gerbert and slowing down his voice to make the video seem creepy. Now 15 years later I am still watching someone talk about this kid's show. Life is bizarre.

@no-man_baugh

5 жыл бұрын

Blandco remember what that show was called?

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

5 жыл бұрын

No-man Baugh yeah,did you?

@Blandco

5 жыл бұрын

@@no-man_baugh it was a college TV show named nocturnal transmissions from gstv 4 in geneseo New York.

Moose uploads a video about a birthday episode on my birthday, am I gerbert?

@becksalas2618

5 жыл бұрын

Yes you’re Gerb

@SeasickTaco

5 жыл бұрын

"I just want to spend my day with Moose."

@BubbleGumDexter23

5 жыл бұрын

rabid No I'm gay

@Denisiscool97

5 жыл бұрын

its my bday 2 penisman

@dark_scintilla

5 жыл бұрын

Does your mom say you're an amazing disappointment? Do you too talk to a deflating balloon? If so... then yes... yes you are

Gerbert fled the set in 1991, and was declared a missing person. Many of his friends and family thought he would never be seen again. Desperate to escape the world of children’s religious propaganda, he went into hiding. After a period of time he secretly took to squatting in the underbelly and dark recesses of the Wells Fargo Center, sustaining himself off of stale beer drippings and scraps of dropped or discarded stadium food. Then, in 2018, Gerbert re-emerged to the world under his new identity. The one, the only Gritty!

When you’re a sentient chicken nugget, your teddy bear is your friend. The people are your pets

...Honestly, I kinda like Gerbert. There's something about his soothing nugget voice that's oddly appealing. Send help.

@BaeCat872

5 жыл бұрын

hyenalord “Soothing nugget voice” is the best description I’ve ever heard of anything

@karda009

5 жыл бұрын

His southern twang is just really good at kneading the stress out of my brain.

@Potato-pn8sg

5 жыл бұрын

Well, you definitely need help.

@hellszhells

4 жыл бұрын

What is a something nugget voice?

@purpleorchid8699

4 жыл бұрын

@@hellszhells they said soothing, not something

I just realized... that stylized lowercase g in gerbert is a J and a C combined. Wonder what that could stand for.

@XanthinZarda

5 жыл бұрын

John Chambers, former CEO of Cisco Systems?

@Moonbeam143

5 жыл бұрын

James Cagney obviously.

@2445elijah

5 жыл бұрын

capness1228 cjerbert

@timothymckane6362

5 жыл бұрын

Jiminy Cricket, that's what. Gerbert is an unwanted Disney character.

@darkbats20

5 жыл бұрын

Jump cancelling, Gerbert is a huge Devil May Cry fan.

I just realized Gerber's symbol of a "g" is also a "J" and "C" on top of each other for Jesus Christ!!

"Happy Birthday To You" actually *wasn't* in the public domain until 2015, despite having existed since 1893. That's why so many shows use a different song instead. It's a classic example of why copyright laws as they exist now are utterly ridiculous and in desperate need of reform.

ian the kid's brain is made out of chicken nuggets give him a break

Gerbert kinda sounds like Butters.

@agamer107

5 жыл бұрын

LeDerp Zod yeah

@eave4305

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@Kristanni20X6

5 жыл бұрын

Except Butters is more likeable

"It's never going to land on my color and I am going to experience the eternal nothingness of death without ever having a turn and no one even cares." - Gerbert Also that adult man is deeply unsettling Also I think Stu is a few years away from committing a sexual assault.

I just want an hour long video of Gerbert screaming. That fits my mood perfectly.

Ian my child... your videos heal my heart.

Ahh, nothing tops the aesthetic of weird off-brand children's VHS tapes. Really takes me back to being a kid at my old baby sitter's house, where she would pop weird crap into the VCR and go vanish while something dumb kept me entertained for an hour or two.

15:27 I really appreciated the sound of the VHS ejecting. I didn't know that was a nostalgic noise for me until now

7:43 Can we take a moment to realize that the girl in the middle doesn’t even have the saxophone in her mouth?

@trppstar

4 жыл бұрын

Why do we need to take a moment?

@DinoHunter

4 жыл бұрын

BZLB cause it’s funny

@trppstar

4 жыл бұрын

@@DinoHunter yeah but why add the "can we take a moment"

@DinoHunter

4 жыл бұрын

BZLB why not

@PunTimesWithNeil

3 жыл бұрын

@@trppstar proof that people will get butthurt over anything in a youtube comment xD

"The Bible Says..." holy shit man, starting that fast forward right then absolutely slayed me. I laughed harder than I have all week, holy goddamn

@katiepotatie1615

5 жыл бұрын

That bit was amazing 😂

@robertw.finnegan9311

5 жыл бұрын

That part made me question his religion.

@goldenstate5

5 жыл бұрын

The timing was so perfect, I had to pause from laughing so much.

@PSWiitch

5 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, that made me laugh so much! I never watched Gerbert as a kid (thank God), but Veggietales was my thing!

next up we're going to get an old school PC point and click video

@ZorotheGallade

5 жыл бұрын

Putt Putt travels through Time! Hey, I can dream!

@benjamingoodman2775

5 жыл бұрын

wrong

_Two_ collared shirts?! "Yo, I heard you were Catholic, so I got you some Catholic for your Catholic." xD

*Hi. Hey, you know what?* ... *THE BIBLE SAYS-*

@lexireed3097

5 жыл бұрын

*FAST FORWARDING INTENSIFIES*

@thechonkywuf651

4 жыл бұрын

*TIME TO GO INTO HYPER SPEED*

@rainacornthefurry9893

4 жыл бұрын

*STEW IS SATAN*

0:54. Teenage Fighting Food Dudes. Nice

@djoshawott2850

5 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only who noticed.

@WilfredCthulu

5 жыл бұрын

Brutalmoose and Chadtronic do in fact take place in the same universe afterall. It's always cool when the writers give little nods to that.

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

5 жыл бұрын

Bercamp Productions next video when?

@Averyisfun

5 жыл бұрын

Sonic Xtreme99 New clip coming out today! Thanks for subscribing!

@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario

5 жыл бұрын

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9:17 DID STU JUST UNWRAP GERBERT'S GIFT? He unwrapped a gift that doesn't belong to him, smh.

@xFlareLeon

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was pretty shitty.

@kingdisasterdracula2017

5 жыл бұрын

It's Stu. Did you expect common human decency? No, you should always expect Stu to be Stu.

@katiepotatie1615

5 жыл бұрын

Classic Stu

@LeafStorm14

5 жыл бұрын

It was obviously his present all along. He basically gets to keep it since it's too small for Gerbert. Like really, is Gerbert really going to remember getting a football for his birthday years later?

@phonegingi

5 жыл бұрын

doesn't fucking surprise me. that fuck stupid shit stuu.

The weird thing is, this is the first episode of Gerbert, according to Wikipedia.

Gerbert: Have you ever felt sad? Me: It’s the only emotion I feel other than rage, pal.

"Hey, you know, the BIBLE says-" **

Our beloved chicken tendie boy.

Stu has definitely shouted “bomb” on a plane before. He’s just so zany!

"All of his best friends and Stu" Ouch.

It’s always a good day when Ian uploads. It’s always a bad day when Gerbert tries to steal your soul.

"Hey neighbor, how are you doing?" Neighbor: *screams in pure anger and spite* "It does look like it's going to rain."

The lesson of the last one is to be a good host and choose a game where everyone actually gets a turn, like wtf man, you got someone who's literally being left out of the game and just pretending like you dont notice. Gerbert should be pissed.

Gerbert's head looks like a Japanese persimmon Now I wanna eat a persimmon

2:58 - 3:03 life in the gerbert household was hard.

My favorite part is at 11:22 when Ian's voice breaks from the sheer amount of children

just watched the newest gerbert video you posted and i cant get enough of gerberts pain hahahaha

Love the way the "off-putting adult" said "Stu"

4:05 Nah I think back then they were required to separate these parts for the juicy tax credits and grants.

Gerbert sounds like a mutated, higher pitched Bobby Hill.

@SirChubbyBunny

5 жыл бұрын

That's my birthday surprise, I don't know you!

@tydyman2003

5 жыл бұрын

He's flawed

@nessthecat1

5 жыл бұрын

DANGIT GERBERT

Gerbert is just a sentient nugget with ketchup on his head and with googly eyes on it

@lorenadavila5580

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was just distance relative to the McNuggets.

It sounds like the kids say "I want another", especially after you showed the cigarettes. Great video!

I missed these VHS review

7:11 he screm

@amazingamer360

5 жыл бұрын

*_aaaAAAAAAAAAAGH_*

@areeeeon

5 жыл бұрын

He part of them

@areeeeon

5 жыл бұрын

But most importantly, his feet look like stem

@jasondavis2804

5 жыл бұрын

8:01 He screm part II

@Shelby-os5lx

5 жыл бұрын

he screm at own birthday party

1:17 "Oooh baby , you make me smile"? Damn , Gerbert, what are tryin' to tell me?

@NationalismDjazair

3 жыл бұрын

(satanic chant)

For the people looking for a "translation" of the neighbor song edits, here you go. 1st. n-e-g-b-i-b-o-b-e-g-r-h-e-i 2nd. n-e-i-g-h-b-o-n-e-g-b-i-b-o-b-b-g-r-h-b *pop* You're welcome.

@dungeonpastor

3 жыл бұрын

This is what I came for

@i_teleported_bread7404

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favourite video game: *Hello Negbibobegrhei*

@cornhuskerfever

3 жыл бұрын

A true hero you are

7:34 Oh my garsh, all these years never realized that was a YTP edit (until the scream) and Gerbert really didn't just go "ooh ooh bop" for the whole song.

THE GERB IS SUPERB

What I find weird about Stu is how he's a teenager in a little kids' show. Like, anyone over the age of 10 should not be on these shows (except adults).

@TheBaitou

5 жыл бұрын

But he's Gerbert's N-E-I-G-H-B-O-N-E-I-H-B-O-H-N-O-R! Of course we need a teenager on there to show that everyone is filled with love and friends in the land of 'Jesus-y Enough' shows.

@Trisaaru

5 жыл бұрын

@@pixiepandaplush Who else is gonna teach the kids lessons?

@heartbust4624

5 жыл бұрын

@@Trisaaru a puppet or something

@ahniandfriends123

5 жыл бұрын

Barney, Teletubbies and Boobah would like to have a word with you. These shows had older than 10 year old (and are not yet adult) characters play the role of an older relative (usually siblings)

@loneshewolf74

5 жыл бұрын

Sesame Street has had teenage human characters who grew up into adults, and they handled it pretty well.

*Huh strange... Gerbert looks exactly like my sleep paralysis demon*

"Are those giant cigarettes next to the wieners?" ~ Ian (brutalmoose) 2018

I'm not sure how Gerbert started, but I'm will to bet he was ended when Stu's little pipebomb trick turned out to be real. Classic Stu, always has to ruin everything...

@RussellTeapot

5 жыл бұрын

_BOOM_ *hehehe*

@kingdisasterdracula2017

5 жыл бұрын

Stu is the true villain of this universe.

@dwglr

5 жыл бұрын

But we love him anyway!

Anyone else think the adult in the video looks like O.J Simpson?

@notanundesirable

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more of a really young bill Cosby

@Ektalon

5 жыл бұрын

If it was the love child of O.J. and Clint Howard, maybe . . .

My Negbibobegr. 14:36 (Use captions)

Stu is the best character and deserves a weird “Everybody Loves Raymond” type show where even as an adult, he is yelled at by adults.

Legend uploads a video, we are here instantly

Gilbert rises back from the grave to hypnotize people into becoming Christian

@canadiankirby9508

5 жыл бұрын

This is just further proof CHRISTIANITY IS A CULT :D

@maxoman8888

5 жыл бұрын

Gilbert gave me nightmares as a kid I had a big phobia of puppets and Gilbert was why I slept with the door open and light on. Istg that sob would've killed me otherwise

@heartbust4624

5 жыл бұрын

Who is Gilbert

@darraksden1727

5 жыл бұрын

@Skull Killer Best comment ever. Actually spat drink out. You made my day sir lol

@TheFlamingDoh2

5 жыл бұрын

Who is Gilbert??

I've got to be honest, Ian, for someone handling religious content where jokes could easily become... contentious (or, I suppose, offensive to some) you do a really great job at it. Your videos are always hilarious and very fun to watch, and they do a good job of staying appealing to pretty much everyone, even when it is super easy to take a pot-shot at cringey religious media or something of the like. Keep up the good work, man!

@yakacm

2 жыл бұрын

Right, but he says right at the start that he actually likes the Gerbert videos.

“Your not supposed to look in someone’s window without their knowing about it”

@nessamillikan6247

Жыл бұрын

“How else am I supposed to love my neighbor?”

Holy shit I literally watched the Gerbert episode a couple of hours ago. I nearly blew a fuse when I got this notification. Best Christmas.

@SmokesOnMe

5 жыл бұрын

But why

@Ektalon

5 жыл бұрын

Please check your fuses: safety is important, especially during the holiday season!

@SquishyZoran

5 жыл бұрын

Mike MacFarlane especially since fuses haven’t been used since the late 50s!

@Tyler-sy7jo

5 жыл бұрын

@@SquishyZoran Uhhh... Sorry to burst your bubble my dude. But fuses have been in use since the 50s. They're actually still used today. Unless you mean house fuses in which circuit breakers began replacing those in the 60s. And some older houses still have fuses instead of circuit breakers.

@SquishyZoran

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler van de Ven lol I know fuses are still used and are still found but I did mean home electric panels.

“Gerbert Says The N-Word”

@LordArikado

5 жыл бұрын

The N-word, in this case, is obviously "Neggigobbgrhbi".

@bombabombom3603

5 жыл бұрын

"Hey kids! The Bible says to pronounce my name out loud with the prefix "Ni", your friends will laugh!" *Tyrone the Happy Clown slowly glares at Gerbert*

@HuyenPhan-ir2wo

5 жыл бұрын

*THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T THE SAY THE N-WORD!*

@mikeoxlong1395

5 жыл бұрын

@@HuyenPhan-ir2wo MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!

@Thepokefreak3571

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, Gerbert got an N word pass from the creepy man for his birthday

ROARY'S ONLY EMOTION IS ANGER!!

Stew is me if I were a 14 year old boy in the early 90's. 😭😭😭