5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.

@maybeatim

2 жыл бұрын

a heart and no likes?

@Flightkitten

2 жыл бұрын

S l a m. I t. N o w.

@GriffinTheYoutubeOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

He's just like slightly punching it. Its not even "slamming"

@joeyj453

2 жыл бұрын

lol true

@isaaclol5

2 жыл бұрын

true

8:43 When your parents walk in without knocking

whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something

8:49 SUS

13:38 *”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”* *”Always has been”*

@Dodobirdth

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@oldchannel-pi8hb

2 жыл бұрын

I did that glitch with fingerdash

@javaherestan5639

Жыл бұрын

Nah it's a gotcha

@staringcorgi6475

10 ай бұрын

It’s a glitch that stormfly talked about in his bug vid

I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key

@EthanHasnt

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minutr kzread.info/dash/bejne/mmaL28mBm6TfhJc.html He does

@Creeper_ofDoom

3 жыл бұрын

heh, slam

@hyphe1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr

@MirageLuna

3 жыл бұрын

He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video

@eyecu3094

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller. then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)

Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.

“Are ya winning son.” 8:42

@lilbigmichael9528

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dad, wanna join?

@bird7386

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilbigmichael9528 thats fucked up

@qwefl

3 жыл бұрын

@@bird7386 h o w

@rubinthepig1218

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilbigmichael9528 that is so f ed up

@Noah_Obama

3 жыл бұрын

this is so under rated lmfao

He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions

@jonathancisneros7043

3 жыл бұрын

Lol what is that profile tho

@bruhwth.shutup230

3 жыл бұрын

lol hop on forknife

@bruhwth.shutup230

3 жыл бұрын

Colon is a nice guy :)

@batal0538

3 жыл бұрын

cool beans

@8od0tmobile81

3 жыл бұрын

ow

8:51 THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT😂

Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub

GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad* “I don’t know what this is” *Sad Wii U noises*

@sentientvoid

3 жыл бұрын

i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that

@NotFine

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda understandable tho Like who wants to remember the wii u

@vuice6601

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotFine me

@yeahman70

3 жыл бұрын

The Wii U is amazing

@TheHeaTerYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeahman70 Yea same

I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons

@tggamez1165

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@someone...6961

3 жыл бұрын

You can change it in the icon menu

@its_marre7

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny.

@its_marre7

3 жыл бұрын

Just saying lol

@SuperiorVeno

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t start a fight please. I’m just noticing

7:42 colon: i know this ship part him 2 seconds later: *dies*

Everybody: listening to gd colon Me: listening to the duck circling 0:01

@Luted09

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for

@Chippo54

11 ай бұрын

I’m the first like and reply before this is famous

@cookieplays3697

11 ай бұрын

ayy only 9 likes here? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Free_Robux_Dont_Press_

11 ай бұрын

Lemon cak.

@randomperson23180

11 ай бұрын

e

@mewsy599

10 ай бұрын

only 42 like?

"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.." "No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"

@mate_on_f7916

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@pyrule

3 жыл бұрын

the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.

@hellow1444

3 жыл бұрын

i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls

@A_I_X

25 күн бұрын

@@hellow1444 what are girls

15:20 i wont ask you what this is, robtop.

“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂

“Enter is also a letter” -GD Colon 2020

@trendingtoday3295

3 жыл бұрын

thEnter kEntery is annoying im bEntering honEnterst

@trendingtoday3295

3 жыл бұрын

I mEnterant lEnterttEnterr

@trendingtoday3295

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH THENTER LENTERTTENTERR RENTERPLACENTERD THENTER ENTER KENTERY BRUHHH

@opt1fy670

3 жыл бұрын

COMMUNISM

@OliwierMix

3 жыл бұрын

I WANTED TO SAY THIS 😂

"Enter is a letter on the keyboard" -Colon 2020

@Creeper_ofDoom

3 жыл бұрын

Makes no sence. You got multiple

@mathbrooo

3 жыл бұрын

@Sean Lorhenz Java yeah that's the thing

@bagofcoolness

3 жыл бұрын

E for enter

8:46 that scream broke 300000 sound barriers

Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad

Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad! Ok I'm interested

The dead serious face on colon always gets me

5:19 I can imagine him wanting to go down a line and violently punching the enter key lmao

gd colon next: "inventing new controllers to play GD with!"

@Dexzler

Жыл бұрын

Gd colon nexter

@ThemeRBLX

Жыл бұрын

So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla

His voice normally: innocent teen voice His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches

@Monitorbread

2 жыл бұрын

hi

@sakuragihanamichi8527

2 жыл бұрын

@@Monitorbread no

@echonomad94

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT?

@fatshots1218

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@GriffinTheYoutubeOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

The meat has been beat!!! Colon 🍑

0:16 I immediately thought of the donkey kong bongo controller things (or whatever they’re called) lmao

8:42 bro was way too comfortable with that movement 💀💀💀💀

@SuguruGeto231

5 ай бұрын

💀

"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" -GDColon 2020

@seve8791

3 жыл бұрын

First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?

@swisha1385

3 жыл бұрын

@@seve8791 I Dint's knoe

@seve8791

3 жыл бұрын

@@swisha1385 r/whooosh

@swisha1385

3 жыл бұрын

@@seve8791 r/woooooooooosh

@seve8791

3 жыл бұрын

@@swisha1385 ?

9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something" OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012. twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467 (and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)

@dimmergd6495

3 жыл бұрын

@@urboidarkwin This my second reply.

@jbmagination2

3 жыл бұрын

pog you did a thing

@pro_fares7929

3 жыл бұрын

SMW

@aventurinesoneandonly

3 жыл бұрын

Wait why you only have one like

@Dodobirdth

3 жыл бұрын

Who played will u Aka me

“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE” -GD Colon

I’m very happy the first thing you said when you saw Kirby was “Kirb! Kirb! Poyo poyo!”

“I know the ship part” *Dies instantly*

@_.luminosity._

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

Next, geometry dash on spagetti!

@ioanamihailescubria4261

3 жыл бұрын

on spagetti

@cultisttt

3 жыл бұрын

@@ioanamihailescubria4261 yeah

@Silvermoonmaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@cultisttt wait you seem familiar

@cultisttt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Silvermoonmaker maybe because i play battle Cats and geometry Dash like you?

@Kelleck

3 жыл бұрын

*Clubstep Monster made of Spagetti*

19:20 Aperture Science

6:53 DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-

@EtherealGhazt

2 күн бұрын

Hes putting hes head in his hand

SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED

@chunkykong8983

3 жыл бұрын

h

@TheBeast-hz9gw

3 жыл бұрын

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@radioactive_waste8594

3 жыл бұрын

weeeeew

@ninjacactus3553

3 жыл бұрын

Y O S

@Nawaf_907

3 жыл бұрын

i want to spin around too :)

8:46 Colon being Npesta part 2 Also the outro theme is Options by Frums

@janKepi

3 жыл бұрын

It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.

@janKepi

3 жыл бұрын

It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.

@CrimsonBraveMaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@janKepi Woops, accidentally got them mixed up. Thanks for the correction

7:01 "Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." Wise words of GD Cologne~2021

”Wait what, you can go down there?” (11:09) and then an ad starts playing

are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?

@SentientCubed

3 жыл бұрын

Rotating duck with flippers

@pofa3632

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/np-i3KOFk5O0laQ.html here 10 hour version of duck

@Dr.FlounderFew

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Slaydrik

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@adrianibarra9973

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34

@onionman1202

3 жыл бұрын

8:44 is definitely funnier xDDDDDDD

@SonOfAFridge_

3 жыл бұрын

Lul

10:46 Colon: Ooo Tight! Me: Andddd... thats what he said.

I love this channel experiments, so good

**shows wii u** "honestly i don't even remember what this one is" i don't blame you

@dabhancarlisle8360

3 жыл бұрын

I own one how dare you

@BruhMomentum22

3 жыл бұрын

O sht I thought it was a vita lololol I'm dumb af

@BigSmokeMUFC

3 жыл бұрын

I own one how dare u

21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.

*Preheat Oven to 475°F* RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...

"Using an app called steam link, you can use the phone as a controller" Of you could just, download GD for mobile?

1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?

colon: *smashes the enter key as fast as he can* enter key: harder daddy OwO colon: what? enter key: what?

@qk7x

3 жыл бұрын

what? Chain

@GDColon

3 жыл бұрын

thank you jerkrat

@wispy218

3 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon no

@aquaneutral

3 жыл бұрын

its the map pack guy

@JerkRat

3 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon you are welcome :)

He did better with a giant enter key than I do normally when I am playing good lol

0:41 *looks at a wii u "i don't even remember what this is" that is too fucking relatable.

Colon: * sets enter key on phone * Also colon: *S M A S H* *

@margaretpamphile2648

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is. Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*

@yassine8766

3 жыл бұрын

*colen*

@jacobflamesus9841

3 жыл бұрын

It was my first console

@xNightskyy

3 жыл бұрын

I like the Wii U (MaRiO mAkEr)

colan staring into the camera slowly tilting his head talking in his naturally monochrome voice with a duck in the background arms down to his side him barely take a second to breathe and watching his body not move besides the very subtle movements from basic things like blinking is very very scary

3:32 "wheres my brain?" Famous last words

Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one

@javaherestan5639

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless

@joanneheys6585

Жыл бұрын

Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years

@AbsnormalCoolest

9 ай бұрын

THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

0:45 koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are!

8:46 Minecraft enderman death sound

"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise" -RobTop

5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?

@yakkusz2938

3 жыл бұрын

meme me

his reaction to the jitterclick challenge is hilarious

When he said “I don’t even know what this one is” that made me cry😂

Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him GD Colon: "I don't know what this is" Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010

I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol

@tonkobanjo

9 ай бұрын

ai learns

5:52 Colons dad: yes I am

16:42 "This thing is basically just the wii but... u." Me: No not me 21:26 Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for? Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol

Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers. The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*

*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates* Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”

@solypsis3915

3 жыл бұрын

Man I loved playing with that thing..

@kal-elsmith

3 жыл бұрын

Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended

@devolvable5763

2 жыл бұрын

that thing is my childhood

@jams3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment

"Come on!" "Give me Explorers!"

16:46 colon, mate, theres a *VIRTUAL BOY*

Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me

8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like

@JayManzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@taffles7498

2 жыл бұрын

Rated comment

Here’s how to make piggyback mode: 1. Place a line right above the character 2. Place a move trigger directly under it and set it to lock to player Y and Z for 9999 seconds 3. Make sure it is on 2 player mode 4. Place a gravity portal so the player on top falls onto the line

LOL Why does Colon talk like an npc I love this

"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today

@partitionhlep

3 жыл бұрын

"bet"?

@inkysplats1408

3 жыл бұрын

beat no bet

@therealbengam

3 жыл бұрын

@@inkysplats1408 you think i give a shit

@therealbengam

3 жыл бұрын

@Max Kathirgamanathan i still don’t give a fucking shit

@inkysplats1408

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealbengam what an angry man

I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing

This is why we love gd cologne

GDColon:talking the backround: duck

17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background

@GDColon

3 жыл бұрын

OHHHHHHH

@carvedhaunts

2 жыл бұрын

There’s actually ghastly’s whole evo line (ghastly, haunter, gengar)

@Nova-sd4dj

2 жыл бұрын

@@carvedhaunts oh thats so cool i didnt notice that i only saw haunter

@ErckDaClerck

Жыл бұрын

​@@carvedhaunts when you're so used to ghast that gastly sounds weird:

@carvedhaunts

Жыл бұрын

@@ErckDaClerck Wait I just realized I spelt it ghastly and not gastly (the right spelling)

Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.

@carni7369

3 жыл бұрын

Or to a fridge door

@TheGoldNShadow

2 жыл бұрын

Or to grass blades

@snozthecrappydrawnduck

2 жыл бұрын

Or to his eyes

@kashskitchen7178

Жыл бұрын

Guest at his house: *is epileptic* Colon who hooked up gd to the light: SHAKE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING

@jenniferlee1290

Жыл бұрын

Or his stomach

I like how colon has a giant enter key laying around

i love how theres a rotating duck on his monitor at the beggining

8:40 "BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU" "I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW" "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" ah fuf someone beat me to it wait... r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmymeattoit YES

@Nawaf_907

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@soda9573

3 жыл бұрын

YT/cursedcomments

@themisterdarknight4722

3 жыл бұрын

@@soda9573 yes

I like how he set chapters for each item just in case we needed it.

I love how he just slammed the giant enter key even though the key was above his phone

2:03 hey... buddy... ever heard of sticky keys?

Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.

8:46 colon sounds like an enderman when it dies

I love the giant enter key, LOL

I love you dude keep up the good content :D

I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt

@frorstzeice3940

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gloz6662

2 жыл бұрын

cring

@oldchannel-pi8hb

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloz6662 cringles cringe and pringles

@Itz_Sophia19

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH

@vox8663

2 жыл бұрын

NOOO COLON WHYYY

"hey wanna play geometry dash?" "sure" "grab a joy-con"

5:02 "Ooh all 3 coins!" *gets 2*

7:02 HM YES MY FAVORITE LETTER E N T E R

@Wizdabest1

2 жыл бұрын

Good point

Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!