Geoff: Finishes Everybody Else: Mysteriously becomes competent again

Remember when somebody said to do a Geoff wins, but do it with Geoff not knowing?

@dragonix8881

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@synisterTRUE

5 жыл бұрын

Saw a few of them.

@aleximuslopez4028

5 жыл бұрын

I'm so happy they listened

@nntflow7058

5 жыл бұрын

I said that in 1995.

@Toneill029

5 жыл бұрын

Holy tits I remember that too I find that think that would be possible.

At some points in the video, I sometimes wondered if they planned for Geoff to win or if he got lucky. Then I saw Michael and Jeremy doing donuts.

@Renix360

5 жыл бұрын

Labmit 0907 yeah, if you don’t understand what’s going on at that point...lol!

@simpan197

5 жыл бұрын

honestly thought they were just being honourable, waiting just to be nice...

@DeviltoGeorgia34

5 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw Alfredo stop to block Ryan, I was like "Oh, so it's like that."

@Dr.Spatula

5 жыл бұрын

The playlist is named JBGW022819 or Jack Bag Geoff Wins [date]

@Orphican

5 жыл бұрын

@@simpan197 Lol AH honorable

God, Geoff made it so hard for them to let him win.

@peelslowly28

10 ай бұрын

He was worse than Lindsay

Everyone's reactions to Geoff going off the path in the second race was very Truman Show.

@pennysaver2006

4 жыл бұрын

What

@brady_boi

4 жыл бұрын

@@pennysaver2006 The Truman Show is a movie staring Jim Carrey where he has been on a reality show since birth without knowing it.

@scj6693

2 жыл бұрын

12:54

@danielk613

2 жыл бұрын

Great fucking reference! 🤣

Geoff: oh i missed a checkpoint Everyone: did someone say sprunk party?

"Is this a video? Is someone else playing for me? IS IT MATT BRAGG?!" That was pretty darn good, i can't wait for it to be a golf episode.

Lindsay Wins X: Turn off names, use same color vehicles.

@sirapple589

5 жыл бұрын

The more I look at your profile picture the more I hate it.

@ElPsychoDog

5 жыл бұрын

No.

@NameName2.0

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahah yeeeees

@Mr.Faust3

5 жыл бұрын

Calm yourself satan

@clearmind89

5 жыл бұрын

You beautiful sadistic bastard I love it!!

I love that crayora was just a joke, then it became canon.

@anissacokes3844

5 жыл бұрын

Like spruking

@crashbacon2970

5 жыл бұрын

I was about to say that Anissa

@mangacraz00

5 жыл бұрын

I’m looking forward to the Ryan Haywood box of crayora crayons t-shirt lol 😂

@PHANTOMCOWGIRL

5 жыл бұрын

Crayora clayons.

@kkasdfaskdgfnasghkkl

3 жыл бұрын

@@mangacraz00 so he can seduce more underage fans? Please no that's enough power

Poor Geoff he was so happy after placing 1st on the first race.

This is my second time watching this video and I just realized how out of their way they went in the first race to slow down. Michael at one point in the beginning says "oh I'm in some shit" while in first place and nothing in front of him lol and he slows down and somehow crashes against nothing and Geoff takes first. Then Michael and Trevor start sprunking each other while in first and second so Geoff can take first but Geoff drowns. Then Jeremy is playing with the soccer balls and 'falls off' and Michael follows him even though michael was taking the turn kinda slowly lol then Ryan stops in the track sideways for literally no reason lmao there's so many more but I can't believe I didnt catch those the first time around.

10:46 I finally figured out why it was Geoff wins. Absolutely perfect.

Video idea: “Gavin loses” where they have to make sure Gav finishes in last place without a DNF

@edboy5418

5 жыл бұрын

Remenber, Gavin has to finish not DNF. Too much sprunkin can lead to a DNF especially since Gavin already said in a video that he intentionally Drives away from the course when he knows he wont finish. The challenge in that is to sprunk Gavin enough to place last but not too much to DNF. If he DNFs all their points wont count and if he DNFs in the last race ALL of the points from their previous races wont either.

@user-qn7ty8ig7s

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Bets. They guess who Jack bets on and force them first.

@xoxo2008oxox

5 жыл бұрын

​@@idonthavh1n166 hah.. I was reading it as Dumb as f-ck. Did not Finish.... I bad.

@T0mat0_S0up

5 жыл бұрын

Theodore Zwijacz Nah more like Michael. “Michael Loses” would be better

@swiggityswooty9187

5 жыл бұрын

So how are they going to make sure he doesn't just stop after everyone else finishes

Watching the first race: Why is it called Geoff Wins?? 10 minutes later: Oh.

@Eorzat

5 жыл бұрын

Calcifer & Co. yeah before reading the comments, I was really fucking confused by what was going on in the second race lol

Is this because they didnt feed you in minecraft.

@roos032

5 жыл бұрын

Kris Summers you might be right, Geoff might just want to torture them

@elski5958

5 жыл бұрын

Remember that Mario game where Geoff was in control of the block placement? He didn't deserve to be fed anyways.

@tylerduncanson2661

5 жыл бұрын

@@elski5958 If Lindsay is chaotic neutral, Geoff is chaotic stupid.

@demonchild2597

5 жыл бұрын

@@tylerduncanson2661 yep

@bplatinumpaladin

5 жыл бұрын

Theres no way he couldnt have known.

That's one way to con Geoff into not ragequitting a video

@RoosterFloyd

5 жыл бұрын

I think we all had that friend you had to slip wins to so he wouldn't get angry or cry. Mine was named Ben, looking back now... Ah... What a fucking little bitch he was. Best part is when you let him win, oh boy, he was a sore winner.

@LuckyDDBH

5 жыл бұрын

I had one named Sam. He got really sore when he ended a CS game without any kills, The amount of bullets i shot into the wall behind and above him...

@SamLewis6

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Hansen I was gonna make a comment about how most of us sams are pretty cool but that would be a lie

The cut at 10:46 is absolutely phenomenal! I cried

@konversion

5 жыл бұрын

The riveting fight for first between Michael and Jeremy lols

@balisticfire815

5 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard!

@starwarslover015

5 жыл бұрын

thats the only reason Geoff won

@theantknight6132

5 жыл бұрын

@@starwarslover015 that's the point of the video. To let Geoff win without him know they are throwing

@boyceduncan3448

5 жыл бұрын

@@starwarslover015 yeah notice jack doing nothing but sprunking himself in last

It makes sense now. But when jack was loud and clear about it being a point to point with no laps, I was wondering why he even brought it up.

Michael and Jeremy fighting for first absolutely slayed me!

AH doing races without worrying about winning is the most entertaining thing I've seen today

Love the minor suspicious things I notice when I watch this again, like Jack asking Geoff specifically where he is a few times, or Michael and Jack sprunking each other (which never happens)

They should win awards for this kind of acting. lol

@mattd3224

5 жыл бұрын

If they’d only put half this acting talent into Haunter lol

@Hys868

5 жыл бұрын

Matt D or laser team

@Reblwitoutacause

4 жыл бұрын

6:04 Michael calls it, by name, at end of first race. Very sly, but he did.

Send help

@user-qn7ty8ig7s

5 жыл бұрын

The only way he wouldn't notice if it has to do with killing. Like every bullet counts, slasher. It is more fun if they don't notice. Like if they did one for Michael it would be a Let's Roll just because he would notice if it was more than one win.

@corbinselanne7990

5 жыл бұрын

And they need ten players besides Ryan and Matt, the latter has to stay on the grid until either Ryan wins or eleventh place takes the white flag, whichever happens second.

@DracheLehre

5 жыл бұрын

I think they'll somehow need to turn off the map for that. Otherwise, I don't know how they would be able to pull it off.

@victorsalazar1273

5 жыл бұрын

MaApril is next month so you never know

@terminalsarcasm

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think that'd be possible. The NPC's will still kill him.

The ___ Wins, should be a series with each person at a game they are bad at

@NaijeruMizuho

5 жыл бұрын

Alfredo Wins is next then, right?

@mattellis2059

5 жыл бұрын

GamersGoin'Blind Ryan would be Mario cart. Jack would obviously be trials.

@mattellis2059

5 жыл бұрын

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 psst. Sarcasm!

@user-qn7ty8ig7s

5 жыл бұрын

@@NaijeruMizuho they could to a Smash Tournament for him. Have Matt lose to a level 7 bot so it some what looks good. Then have Michael crush it to act losing to Alfredo at the end.

@user-qn7ty8ig7s

5 жыл бұрын

Geoff and Lindsay are bad at everything. I would prefer it be something that they wouldn't notice but they do whacky stuff to show that audience it is a win series.

When is Ryan wins, in Mario Kart 8

@megamert2848

5 жыл бұрын

They should definitely do that

@rossanderson5815

5 жыл бұрын

It's ya day Boo

@EchthelionII

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with Ryan R, the moment Ryan enters 1st place he will know something's up.

@FanFicnic

5 жыл бұрын

GENIUS

@aquagamer1212

5 жыл бұрын

They’d also have to turn of NPCs as well or he’ll never win lol

Geoff figured it out pretty quickly lol

@Janzer_

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it's not his first rodeo

Ah I see. Can't let Geoff win three times in a row or else he'd catch on.

@a_guyontheinternet

5 жыл бұрын

It was also a bit of a cluster fuck so it may have been the honest "fuck it, we need to end this" race

@caseybaker7935

4 жыл бұрын

Also because he was on the verge of figuring it out after the second one. Had to make him lose one to keep him from figuring it out

The second I saw the title I assumed they were gonna let Geoff win because I got flashbacks to "Lindsay Wins". I never thought they weren't gonna tell him, though.

Geoff WINS🤨....Shouldn't that be on a Golf game 😂

@alldayagain

5 жыл бұрын

Ehhh It's not a dedicated WINS race

@novice7418

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's too sus

@alldayagain

5 жыл бұрын

Or it's a secret WINS

@daleharris3809

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently GTA is easier to Geoff-proof.

@silimarfrothbeard8661

5 жыл бұрын

At first I thought so too, but Geoff is actually really good at golf, he just gets bipped when he’s winning

Wow, I saw a load of people suggest this, I just never thought they’d actually do it!

If ever a video needed a secret face cam.

@brit6401

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Stryletz honestly! Would’ve love to even just see Geoff’s reactions

I'm rewatching this 3 years later and I didn't appreciate it back then but I appreciate now, just how much these guys love Geoff. The lengths they went to, the amount of acting they put in, to make it legitimately look like they were genuinely fucking up is just incredible. They care more about Geoff's happiness than they do about winning the races and that really says something about these guys. I'm a sappy fool and yeah I'm tearing up while I write this but thats just how much I love Geoff and the rest of these jokers (most of them) too. I'm so happy they did this for him and watching them sabotage each other was just the icing on the cake haha. Thanks Achievement Hunter. You never cease to amaze me ❤

I wonder what would've happened if they just never told Geoff that this was rigged for him. XD

@wesleywallace4426

5 жыл бұрын

You've just seen what would happen. They tried to trick to him, but he probably got suspicious when he saw how they were doing donuts in the 2nd race. Or else Geoff definitely shouldv'e noticed when they were totally waiting for him in the 4th race.

Now with more people in the office they should play Offense/Defense again with 8 people.

@plzfixwolves955

5 жыл бұрын

Or go back to GTA IV Cops and Crooks or Wanted or Witness Protection

the alfredo michael trevor D N F was a nice touch editor

Geoffs been beaten into the ground so much that he saw through the BS

I Like How The Only Race Geoff Loses Is In Honor Of Gavin😂🤭

Geoff truly couldn't believe he won. "I'm waiting for the "haha! We gotcha!""😂😂😂

So I had an idea, When is the team game of Geoff Wins vs Lindsay Wins?

@SuperboyCK

5 жыл бұрын

Whoever Wins...We Lose

@RoosterFloyd

5 жыл бұрын

@@Truck_person Nah she wins, the potato gets paid for her idiocy every day and is loved by other potato fans. She is literally the real winner. She isn't even qualified to be a walmart greeter yet she is where she is now and was born into a wealthy family. We lose... We lost .. she won

@horrorsofwar6865

5 жыл бұрын

Rooster Floyd ... you’re just an asshole

@MrIzzy5466

5 жыл бұрын

@mrMajik an immovable object meets another immovable object

@raimarulightning

5 жыл бұрын

@@RoosterFloyd Yeah, or you're just a dick

“ITS JACK BAG!” Wait did I click the right video?

I didn’t understand that Michael and Jeremy were waiting behind on purpose and I was trying to figure out what they were doing for ages I feel so dumb.

@jonuriarte360

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. I didn't realize it at first.

@sylvrwolflol

5 жыл бұрын

It's literally the title of the video...

@Arcalargo

5 жыл бұрын

@@sylvrwolflol But they could have named it that retroactively if Geoff got insanely lucky. Just sayin'

@reddragon3132

5 жыл бұрын

@@Arcalargo That's what I thought was happening after the first race

@revenradic7217

5 жыл бұрын

They have a person wins series how did you not realize it

Michel and Jeremy during the second race XD comedy gold

I love how the title of the playlist is Jbgw 0 Jack bag Geoff Wins lol

I'm glad this is a recurring theme.

15:14 the transition from trevor's POV to Michael's was smooth af

you know when I realized? when they were actually having fun, I knew they weren't trying :D

Suggestion: Lindsay vs Geoff. It’s the same idea as “[Person] Wins” but the point for everyone else is to get third. Lindsay and Geoff fight for first.

@charlieprince8671

5 жыл бұрын

I concur would be one of the greatest videos ever.

@maregondrako

5 жыл бұрын

Geoff would win. Geoff may be bad, but he looks like Jack next to Lindsay

@RoosterFloyd

5 жыл бұрын

@@maregondrako That fungus they talked about all those years ago in Minecraft that could get a Netflix achievement... It looks like Jack next to Lindsay.

@maregondrako

5 жыл бұрын

@@RoosterFloyd that's Pubert you're thinking of and you're absolutely correct

@TechnicSky

5 жыл бұрын

Rooster Floyd To be fair, I’m a Black White Knight. So call me Reverse Batman

I love how when Geoff gets kinda suspicious they just play the race normally (as in Geoff not getting first) so he wouldn't figure it out.

It's like watching that olympic race of the skaters where last place finishes first because everyone else messes up

To correct Jeremy on what the Zentorno is basded on: It’s a mix between the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento(or sixth element) and the Lamborghini Veneno. The Tempesto, just in case Jeremy does read this comment, is a mix between the Huracan and the Gallardo.

26:46 love how you can just see trevor stopped waiting

They should do a “Geoff gets fed in Minecraft” next.

It was actually really fun watching them all screw around and try to make Geoff win

Race 1: Wow that was dumb luck. Race 2: ok I think I get what they’re doing.

I feel like they all talk a lot more since they're trying to sound convincing, only noticed it on the monster truck race.

I can't believe I actually didn't notice until the very end that they were letting Geoff win... I thought the title was just a joke and was utterly confused when they just goofed around at that one part. I feel very dumb now, but it was fun to watch.

Total No Clips Of The Heart is probably the pound for pound most underrated joke I've heard in a while

Trevor used the Canada flag because of Barb❤️

@yungkidnf

5 жыл бұрын

DUNKELMAN!!!!!

@RoosterFloyd

5 жыл бұрын

@@cameronm2877 Has she dated multiple rt employees?

@cameronm2877

5 жыл бұрын

@@RoosterFloyd I bet even the janitorial staff has taken her for a ride.

@RoosterFloyd

5 жыл бұрын

@@cameronm2877 I mean, it is there jobs to clean toilets. You can't blame em.

@Crazyasianman286

5 жыл бұрын

She’s only dated two

Jack and Trevor were awful actors for this Geoff Wins setup, absolutely no subtlety at all. Ryan was the best, completely believable and not constantly calling out to Geoff to figure out his position like a dense nob.

@masterof4elements826

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan has two kids. He has lots of practice losing a game on purpose to make a loved on feel better.

I cant wait to see the shenanigans Geoff pulls.

@sylvrwolflol

5 жыл бұрын

See, the whole point of this one is that Geoff didn't know. Though he did seem to catch on pretty quickly...

The playlist title is jbgw022819 Jack Bag Geoff Wins 02/28/19

You should do a Gavin Wins where he's on his british scooter

@andersoncampbell5083

5 жыл бұрын

Good lord, they'll just be on one map for 30 minutes

happy geoff is best geoff, right next to angry geoff

@Squeaky2238

5 жыл бұрын

x2 that we agree

@fearcosplays

5 жыл бұрын

Right next to f Geoff

@alexthebomber

5 жыл бұрын

shut up emily

Would have been better if y'all did this after Geoff's sabbatical and when he stopped drinking. He'd be amazed.

3:10 Geoff: "I sprunked myself on you Jeremy." ...oh

The 2nd race was really a Tortoise and Hare story for Geoff

I love Ryan and Jeremy in the rocket voltic just blatantly steering off the track at 31:25.

Rewatching in honor of Geoff bein gone....😭

@danielrojas6808

3 жыл бұрын

And now with Ryan being gone

@3QuaNiMiTyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielrojas6808 Good riddance

And here you can see the Crayora Borealis in its natural habitat. Absolutely stunning

I just cant stop giggling at the user name of the map creator JBGW (jack bag geoff wins) LOL

39:38 I feel like they gave it away when the 1st race started and no one yelled betting buddies.

I love that Geoff wins two races in a row and not even he can believe it. 🤣

I think maybe a Gavin Wins but again without him knowing, and keep Gavin from ever finding out.

@Yorelz

2 жыл бұрын

That would be fun

every time i come back and rewatch this, i notice more and more hints at the true meaning of the let's play

26:48 The car just sitting on the final platform as Geoff sails overhead, lol.

34:57 "Don't become real!" -James

@boarddude5308

4 жыл бұрын

Grisile HNNW New shirt

I'm crying at "It be sweet for sure!" X'D

During the third race, Jeremy flips like 15 times off one of the early ramps, i just wanted to hear Jeremy's cry, "I AM MONSTER TRUCK," it was like the ideal moment, and he didn't do it, so.. oh well

Just noticed that in the final race, Michael had bet $1000 on Geoff to win lmao

Who else remembers the OG Geoff wins video from a decade ago?

so next is ryan wins (mario kart), then alfredo wins (chicky doo)

ARE THERE BATTERIES IN THIS CONTROL- Geoff Ramsey

When you watch the video again, after you already know that they let Geoff win, it becomes quite apparent that they are deliberately sprunking themselves.

"I checked the maps." Immediately plays map from over a year ago.

Crayora t shirt now or im becoming a funhaus fan!

@maxg1305

5 жыл бұрын

Don't do that to yourself

@MrAlekzr7

5 жыл бұрын

@@maxg1305 shh, im bluffing lol

@maxg1305

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrAlekzr7 just making sure...

@lornison

5 жыл бұрын

How about a Screw Attack fan? Everyone likes a good DB every now and then

@Athire5

5 жыл бұрын

Crayora Candy Anus!

I LOVED the hand banana reference haha. Watching while eating my lunch and almost spit when they started to quote him haha.

"IN A ROW?!" this is the best

Ryan's Seth Rogen laugh is always the best part of every video

Never I have to click so fast when I saw Geoff Wins.

Honestly Geoff needed this he has sounded so sad recently

I reckon Geoff wouldn't have twigged quite so quick had they, on the second map, reached the Crayola loop and feigned messing it up again and again, perhaps with Michael and Jeremy sprunking one another to make it seem they were sabotaging one another's race.

Just realized the Playlist name... “Jack Bag Geoff Wins 02/28/19”

Watching the first race: Not sure if they're just playing worse than usual or trying to let Geoff win without him realizing it... Watching second race: They're letting Geoff win.

@aquagamer1212

5 жыл бұрын

ADN It literally says in the title 🙄

It looked so painfully hard for them to try and get Geoff in front of them all.

This episode ended EXACTLY how I was hoping it would. Wasn’t sure if the title was “Hey Geoff won!” Or doing a “Geoff wins” and I was hoping at the end that Geoff would be told it was one without knowing and it felt SO GOOD that it ended that way

Cue Principal Skinner...we got ourselves some Crayora Borealis.

@vladskiobi

5 жыл бұрын

Crayora Borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, localised entirely within your kitchen!?

Them making an entire “Geoff has to win” video without first telling Geoff himself is so high-concept and IM LIVING FOR IT

20:15 well now we know that Barbra is the man of that relationship 😂😂

I always love hearing Geoff’s “YYYYYEEEAHHHH!!!!” 😂😂

Next one better have Geoff wins. In golf