Gaston: Every inch of me's covered in hair Beast: That's cute

@01isaa64

7 жыл бұрын

xxQueenOfMagicxx lol

@nickelsbaena3679

6 жыл бұрын

xxQueenOfMagicxx so how did the audition go

@hobbs1701a

5 жыл бұрын

NO! Beast would say "Hold my beer!"

@rita9942

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@zeke_minori

5 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him yawning while lying down then saying that then going to sleep

No one's vain like Gaston Causes pain like Gaston No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston

@riderkamen9353

4 жыл бұрын

excellent

@ashleighlowman8414

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@nataliag4737

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@marisrandomchannel6013

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Gosh 😂

@marisrandomchannel6013

4 жыл бұрын

@Døggo No Points for Gaston!

When Beast gets rejected by Belle, the servants suggest ways to the Beast to improve himself. When Gaston gets rejected, the villagers inflate his ego and tell Gaston that no one is better than him and that Belle is insane for reject him.

@couragew6260

Жыл бұрын

I’d also add that many aspects about Gaston mentioned in the song are also applicable to the Beast

@RK-um2bj

Жыл бұрын

Because it's true. Gaston's a Giga Chad

@N.I.A23

Жыл бұрын

Incel Beast vs based Glaston

@sergeantjohnsonowo2480

Жыл бұрын

@@RK-um2bj Gaston is retarded

@1ostatefan

Жыл бұрын

@@RK-um2bj 🗿

No one's quick as Gaston. No one's slick as Gaston. No one messes up and falls off a cliff into their doom like Gaston.

@aimeel5701

9 жыл бұрын

Madara Uchiha bravo,thats briliant

@heyitsyourboiexoticbutters7795

7 жыл бұрын

Madara Uchiha yep

@PhazonOmega

7 жыл бұрын

No one screams like Gaston!

@alexisgrano3126

7 жыл бұрын

Madara Uchiha you so stupid if you hate gaston

@dtrinitypersonal

7 жыл бұрын

No one's vain like Gaston Causes pain like Gaston No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston

No one: No one at all: Lefou: *Gaston is so T H I C C*

@saltydinonuggies1841

4 жыл бұрын

no one: No one at all: Lefou: No one spits like Gaston!

@Shadethewolfy

3 ай бұрын

and we know it's not his neck that he was talking about *eyebrow waggle*

Always an interesting villain song. I can even notice how each chorus is sung differently. XD.

@josephmarrison4606

4 жыл бұрын

Lightening McQueen No one has a villain song like Gaston.

@musicwolf7657

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephmarrison4606 and like mother Gothel from tangled

@LuckLady1991

4 жыл бұрын

Gaston wasn't a villian he was just a piece of shit. True villainy needs a better motivation then what Gaston personality presents. Gaston reminds me of Robert Baratheon and his story and reasons have the same similarity. They even look the same. Robert isnt the villain he is just an asshole. Gaston is also just an asshole.

@farahelshobokshy6agroupb803

3 жыл бұрын

@@LuckLady1991 this is what makes the movie so great truly makes you hate him bit he's still not a villain

@LuckLady1991

3 жыл бұрын

@@farahelshobokshy6agroupb803 yeah I know he isn't a villain he's an asshole lol

Love how this song is different from other villain songs. If u hadnt watched the movie, and heard this song alone, u would think that Gaston is the hero.

@Keke_Poutri

3 жыл бұрын

Much like Hercules, except Hercules *is* the hero

@panose6542

2 жыл бұрын

Well because Gaston, arguably is the classical hero, albeit a goofy with his character flaws comically enlarged, in any other telling, beast would be a villain and Gaston would be the hero,

@branastasia8013

2 жыл бұрын

@@panose6542 The classical hero?? Gaston is the token embodiment of a narcissist selfish jerk that serves as the villain stories. He disregards Belle’s autonomy and unlike the beast never learns to grow out of it. He is, while a fun character, absolutely an example of a token villain. Are we even watching the same movie?

@jorgebersabe293

2 жыл бұрын

@@panose6542 Gaston is actually a deconstruction of both the classical Disney Hero and the Grimm hero: Gaston looks that he could be the hero: He is handsome, is beloved by his town and is skilled with weaponry, trying to woo the lovely maiden. Unfortunately, said qualities had also led him to have an extremely big ego, as he is arrogant, narcissistic, vain and has massive entitlement issues. He looks like the classical Disney Hero, but his personality is far from heroic.

@panose6542

2 жыл бұрын

@@jorgebersabe293 exactly what I mean

All other villan songs ate about hate or revenge but Gaston is just gloating about how great he is

@animefreak122ist8

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@Eichsterd123

2 жыл бұрын

and lefou sings most of it

@proskeptical789

Жыл бұрын

Dr Facilier sings about his friends & arranging a deal. Prob the reason his song is my second favorite after Gaston

@devildavin

6 ай бұрын

because in any other story he would be the Hero.

@DawnIsADream

5 ай бұрын

Fr

He fell off a castle and plummeted to his death. I'd never seen anything like it. No one dies like Gaston.

@KrimzonFlygon1

4 жыл бұрын

You must not watch much Disney. Dying in ways that don’t involve falls is the exception for villains. Hell, ask Mufasa: even heroes get in on it sometimes.

@acleverusername2269

3 жыл бұрын

No one slips off and falls *to his death like Gaston!!!!*

@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt clayton f Die similarly

@1ostatefan

Жыл бұрын

didn't the old whitch from Snow White fall of a cliff?

@homemadehistorian2590

Жыл бұрын

​@@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981He accidentally hanged himself because he refused to let Tarzan help. It's kind of similar in that gravity did the deed, but the circumstances are different.

Get you friends that got your back when you’re down like Gaston’s buddies. Instantly lifted his mood

@jorgebersabe293

2 жыл бұрын

Get you friends that got your back when you're down and tell you what you need to hear, not sycophants who kiss your ass.

@jayfeather8023

Жыл бұрын

...and his already giant ego, too.

What sickness does Gaston's assistant get every year? *the Le Flou* clap for me now.

@potatoesmakefries4206

6 жыл бұрын

Chrisxchambers 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@AmIntrigued

6 жыл бұрын

Should've left the "the"

@purrgundy

6 жыл бұрын

Chrisxchambers Then he'd be sick and nearsighted? Because "Flou" is also French for "blurry" 😉 (maybe that's because of Gaston's addiction to beer after all)

@kristinacurrey9586

6 жыл бұрын

Chrisxchambers

@apricott5282

5 жыл бұрын

🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏👏🙌👏🙌👏👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏 I clap for my fellow punny people.

All jokes and memes aside... this songs so catchy

@JoJo-xp6wr

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@FriendlySerafui

4 жыл бұрын

true!

@GuyWhoWatchesStuff

2 ай бұрын

Always gets stuck in my head

Say what you want about Gaston but you have to admit he had a phenomenal singing voice.

@Yunseo227

6 ай бұрын

Real

No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston Nobody say "this bish empty"and Y E E T S like Gaston

@robinmissouri7514

5 жыл бұрын

Best.

@abney_66

4 жыл бұрын

Me:*Wheezing*

Gaston got the NO-BELLE prize 🏆

@mcpeanutful

11 ай бұрын

Nice pun! Belle is a French word for beauty, you know.

No one tries like Gaston Can despise like Gaston No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston! He can't get why that girl won't stop hating Bad luck for Gaston!

@foxybloxfoxblox3670

3 жыл бұрын

No Belle Prize!!! 🤣🤣

@uncle1839

2 жыл бұрын

xd

No one's theme song get's stuck in my head like Gaston's.

No one aims like Gaston No one tames like Gaston No one drawings go out of their frames like Gaston

If they could make a movie for Maleficent, Imagine a movie made about Gaston's adventures.

@gabrielemigliore6268

2 жыл бұрын

He's a white man, not enough politically correct for this times.

@valentinabarrientos

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielemigliore6268 and very handsome😩

@gabrielemigliore6268

2 жыл бұрын

@@valentinabarrientos there's no man in town as manly!

@valentinabarrientos

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielemigliore6268 Perfect, a pure paragon !

@gabrielemigliore6268

2 жыл бұрын

@@valentinabarrientos ahahahhahah!

When I was a lass I heard "four thousand eggs" Every time that I did hear this song And now that I'm grown I hear "five dozen eggs" I feel like everything I know's wrong.

@riderkamen9353

4 жыл бұрын

at least you're lucky enough to realize the truth in time

@kevintran7797

4 жыл бұрын

Either way, his cholesterol must be dangerously high.

@denkikaminari6584

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how much money that costs

@abney_66

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevintran7797 It was high until he fell off a roof and died

@meridaskywalker7816

Жыл бұрын

In Polish translation (it's great btw), he said he used to eat 10 eggs, but now he eats 25 eggs to fit the rhyme, so the amount of eggs he eats in the original version really surprised me xd

Gaston: And every last inch of me’s covered with hair! Beast: Hold my beer

@daisymay6505

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@daisymay6505

4 жыл бұрын

Beast: hold my rose

@barbaragordon7381

4 жыл бұрын

Beast: Hold my Belle

@Kurachi84

3 жыл бұрын

Gaston: Imma drink it!

@josephrowe849

3 жыл бұрын

Cousin Itt: Bitch please.

Gaston: “And ev’ry last inch of men’s covered with hair!” Also Gaston: -Has no facial hair.-

@Mr_Chasm

5 ай бұрын

Some people people prefer to not have facial hair because it looks more presentable

@manuelgamer8902

2 ай бұрын

@@Mr_Chasmbut he said every inch was covered in hair

@Mr_Chasm

2 ай бұрын

@@manuelgamer8902 simple explanation. He lied

**inhales** NO ONES SLICK AS GASTO-

Five dozen eggs Five dozen eggs How is that even possible...

@inktonythekaonashigaster6631

5 жыл бұрын

Back then the eggs weren't very big

@boutiquebitcoin809

4 жыл бұрын

@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 actually they were and by the way eggs come in all sizes I Know cause I once had pet hens

@saltydinonuggies1841

4 жыл бұрын

Because he is GASTON

@spacemanmusic9919

4 жыл бұрын

Dwayne the rock Johnson does

@josephrowe849

3 жыл бұрын

Rocky Balboa

Nobody: People in 2020: No one.. Cleans like Gaston Quarantined like Gaston No one stop spreading COVID-19 like Gaston

@barbaragordon7381

4 жыл бұрын

IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF IIIIIIIIISOLATING

@FriendlySerafui

4 жыл бұрын

omg please someone make a parody of this

@undertaletaze6982

3 жыл бұрын

MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTOOONNN

@stanard_bearer

2 жыл бұрын

When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, But because of covid I can't find any eggs at target kroger or wallMAAAAAAART

Trick to cheering yourself up if you are feeling down. Just imagine the name Gaston changed to your name.

@callum110597

5 жыл бұрын

XD. Nice idea, Joseph.

@betterpinkthanbloody

4 жыл бұрын

"And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair" I'm a girl... In what world could this cheer me up? 😅

@alinaelenamoroianu6657

4 жыл бұрын

I would actually feel like I lost some brain cells.

@frenchsoldier8485

3 жыл бұрын

@@betterpinkthanbloody Might be late, but a Russian one

@xale2465

3 жыл бұрын

@@betterpinkthanbloody replace that with "and every piece of me halts all dispair"

Is it just me, or does Gaston sound a lot like Perfect Cell? "When I was a lad I drank 4 dozen men every morning to help me get strong, and then after that I ate my siblings whole, through I know that it sounds really wroooong..."

@josephrowe849

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Phil Hartman did his voice but then later I found out it was some stage actor named Richard White.

@mr.jameson218

3 жыл бұрын

If you hate Gaston, you probably do drink a lot of men.

@thisdraco4794

3 жыл бұрын

Imperfect Cell: When I was quite young I drank 4 thousand men every morning to help me get large! Perfect Cell: And now that I'm grown I drink 5 MILLION MEN! SO MY POWER'S, THE SIZE OF THE *MAAAAAARRSS!!!* The planet _and_ the God! (Wink)

@JoeFanik

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisdraco4794 No one meets Perfect Cell No one beats Perfect Cell No one dares to be the strongest like Perfect Cell

@DeanRocks-kr7wv

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m a flawless specimen of engineering” Say it again Who’s the greatest villain Who kicked out Goku For just an arc or two Red ribbon’s best success Don’t you know, can’t you guess? The monster who rules over hell Showed up without a scheme But he still reigns supreme And his names Mr. Perfect Cell!

This song is just one huge Flex

It would be interesting for the beast to get his own song and explaining how looks aren't everything and that there's more to him than people know

Scar and Gaston are my 2 top favorites villains

@lycieae8879

5 жыл бұрын

Zira and Rattigan for me.

@Eternaldarkness3166

4 жыл бұрын

Oogie Boogie

Reject modernity embrace neo-gastonism

It’s no one’s big like Gaston. Hulking big like Gaston

I'm doing a Theatre audition with this song..wish me luck..

@Redhead06

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!😬

@sullygamez5699

5 жыл бұрын

How’d it go?

@eviegrace777

5 жыл бұрын

Omg rn I am

@apricott5282

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@samuelterry1801

5 жыл бұрын

How was it

Me trying to sleep: My brain out of legit nowhere: no ones neck as incredibly THICK as Gaston’s! 😏

No one's a bigger brute as Gaston.

I can't believe it took me this long to notice something. This is a love song!

No one’s gay as Le’Fou No one slays like Le’Fou No one’s ever had positive rays like Le’Fou

@lilaboxx

2 жыл бұрын

No one simps for Gaston like Lefou

...one of the funniest villain songs!!

@lolbitandftfoxysayhello6262

2 жыл бұрын

Alameda slim: hold my stolen cows

I can't stop hearing the Unus Annus version

I always thought it was “as a specimen yes I’m indeed a deity”

@lexezlao

3 жыл бұрын

I heard I'm intimidating

No one’s slick as Gaston No one’s quick as Gaston No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s No ones been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No ones got a swell cleft in his chin as Gaston No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston Nobody bites like Gaston No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Nobody spits like Gaston No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauties like Gaston *No one ✨DIES✨ like Gaston*

Gaston is devilishly handsome!

"For theres no man in town half as manly" *KIRISHIMA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

@masonwright7700

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

No one~ Seduces like Gaston Gets Friend-Zoned like Gaston No One obsesses over just one girl like Gaston

Falling off of the castle didn't kill Gaston, it was the salmonella from eating 5 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large.

No one is insane like Gaston No one gets their ass kicked by the Beast like Gaston No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston

Earlier in the movie they say that eggs are expensive and Gaston mentions how he eats 4-5 dozen eggs. He is single-handedly creating an egg shortage in the town

Gaston is and always will be a better take on "what if Prince Charming was a villain" idea than Hans ever will be.

To think, these were the placeholders 'til they thought of something better, but they stuck because you can't top perfection

The nostalgia hit me so hard 🥺💔

NO ONE LUSTS LIKE FROLLO OR MISTRUSTS LIKE FROLLO GOES ROAMING FOR BIG GYPSY BUSTS LIKE FROLLO

I saw this thing on insta... No... One... Cleans like Gaston Quarintines like Gaston No one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston (Credit to whoever was this creative because I couldn't never)

@barbaragordon7381

4 жыл бұрын

I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF-IIIIIIIIIIIISOLATING

@TheConjurersTower

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbaragordon7381 My what a guy, that Gaston!

@Luigivskoopatroopa

9 күн бұрын

@@TheConjurersTower When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, But because of covid I can't find any eggs at Target Kroger or WALLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

No one falls like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, and no one goes to Hell like Gaston!

No ones a bitch like Gaston No ones a Jerk like Gaston No one gets their ass kick by the Beast like Gaston

No one cheats like Gaston No one lies like Gaston No one falls of a roof and the dies like Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston No one's slick as Gaston No one fucks up and falls off a roof like Gaston

Love me a man who can expectorate

Gaston, my favourite classic Disney villain. As in; I like him more then the main characters. But I feel like that’s just me.

Gaston does not appreciate Lefou enough

Imagine being such a sigma that you get somebody else to sing your amazing villain song

I love this song ngl ☕️🌝

Nooooo oneeeeeee Wipes like Gaston No one cleans like Gaston No one's hands are as incredibly clean as Gaston's I'm especially got at self IIIIIIIsolaaating

I love this movie so much, Gaston and Lufu (don't know how to pronounce it sorry) are so funny

no ones neck is as incredibly thick as gastons

They really should have picked a bear-like man to play him in the live action.

@nellyi4558

4 жыл бұрын

It should've been Henry cavill

@TiTi-pm4my

4 жыл бұрын

@@nellyi4558 That would be PERFECT in the face, but I'm thinking a bigger bear in the body, like Dwayne Johnson! Ooooh that would've been sweet!

@masonwright7700

3 жыл бұрын

Ti Q no

@masonwright7700

3 жыл бұрын

No

@TiTi-pm4my

3 жыл бұрын

@@masonwright7700 Yes

Beautiful

Beauty and the Best Very Cool;

“There’s no one in town half as manly” Me: *Violently points at Eijirou Kirishima*

“Wounds from a friend can be trusted but an enemy multiplies kisses.”

When he was a lad he ate 4 dozen eggs which means he ate 48 eggs! When he’s all grown up he eats 5 dozen eggs which means he ate 60 eggs each day!

I love this song. Love beauty and the beast.

This song is literally when people are complimenting me and I don’t except it until we have some fun

My boy LeFou knows how to hype up a bro

To anyone who thinks that "Thanks I get" from Wish is too upbeat to be a villain song. Well, all I can say is, does no one remember this song?

@Avarn388

7 ай бұрын

@HollywoodLego I wouldn't even go to saying that. The movie just sucks from a writing, character, and production standpoint. :)

no one's quick as gaston no one's slick as gaston no ones di-

great vid helped me in music class thank you!

Enchantress is Kenya. Belle is Namibia. Beast is Germany. Gaston Must Not Be Sam Nujoma.

Gaston is the greatest disney villain of all time.

Noooooo ooooooone's clean as gaston Quarantines like gaston no one self isolates just like gaston for there's no one around who's hygienic clean, wash your hands, sanitizeeeeee stay inside it's a global pandemic "i can't breathe" they just say, liar, put on your maaaaaaaaask Nooooo oneeeeeee cleans like gaston sanitizes like gaston no one puts on their mask just like gaston (just put on your mask we'll get oooover this!) My what a guy that gaston!

Thanks for these lyrics

i love this song

I'm now a neo-gastonist.

1:32 🎶 As a speciman, yes, I'm intimidating! 🎶 2:25 🎶 When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs. So I'm roughly the size of a barge! 🎶

This was helpful in learning the lyrics

This song brings back so many hilarious moments its even a soundalike in Klonoa's 2nd game on the level "Joilant".

🎵No one likes, watches and comments like Gaston🎵

Thank you!

No one's great as Levi, we are leaving Levi, tararararara we don't want to die

Gaston tho 🥵🥵

The best villain songs are from animated movies

No one can do anything like Gaston but nobody can simp more than these people for Gaston

"Matches wits like Gaston..." (he knocks over the table along with the chessboard) When I saw that, I replaced that line in my mind with: Throws such FITS like Gaston!

No one eats like Gaston Mini wheats like Gaston No one says “this b*tch empty” and _YEETS_ like Gaston

Bros be like singing this getting boys night out to cheer up their lad from rejection or got dumped.

Le flou kinda *sus*

Nooo oneeee fucks like Gaston no one sucks like Gaston...

It's Been so long since I've watched this move 😫

One of the best villain songs in my eyes

No one’s play as Gaston, No one’s score as Gaston, No one’s earning coin gaining Experience fast as Gaston. (From the review of Disney Tsum Tsum)

Epic