Gas Station Simulator - Fly High, Sweep Low

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Local streamer has an existential crisis at a gas station.
Originally streamed/recorded on November 7th, 2021
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  • @PowerVertigo
    @PowerVertigo2 жыл бұрын

    Every time Jerma talks about his retirement it's like a parent telling their toddler that they will eventually die

  • @Coresco333

    @Coresco333

    2 жыл бұрын

    I will admit that I get emotional when it's mentioned.

  • @adamnielson42

    @adamnielson42

    2 жыл бұрын

    Every time he talks about it, it makes me very sad, but I'm SO glad he is open about the fact that it's going to happen eventually instead of just keeping it hidden until he decides to quit.

  • @Erik_Scott

    @Erik_Scott

    2 жыл бұрын

    it really is

  • @Hamartia64

    @Hamartia64

    2 жыл бұрын

    We went from hilarious physics engine shenanigans to “Oh wow, I’m in emotional pain.”

  • @2fortsmostwanted

    @2fortsmostwanted

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

  • @Pbairsoftman
    @Pbairsoftman2 жыл бұрын

    It’s so sweet of Jerma to keep commissioning the same musician that he’s used since he started

  • @Virutosah

    @Virutosah

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's the musicians name?

  • @periwinkle2486

    @periwinkle2486

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson

  • @oleksiishekhovtsov1564

    @oleksiishekhovtsov1564

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Virutosah Blordow

  • @aka_miso

    @aka_miso

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've been trying to Commission Blordow for months but Jerma has been holding him hostage this whole time.

  • @milankowalsky7291

    @milankowalsky7291

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson

  • @callmezeb2314
    @callmezeb23142 жыл бұрын

    Jerma decides after years of streaming to join the workforce. He opens the door to his first interview, and before even sitting down, his interviewer asks him in shock. "wait... are you the sus guy?

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sussy amogus

  • @lightmetro7508

    @lightmetro7508

    2 жыл бұрын

    We've decided not to go forward with your employment. Good luck in your future endeavers

  • @shaynehughes6645

    @shaynehughes6645

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Why do you look like every murderer?"

  • @porotchy

    @porotchy

    Жыл бұрын

    "

  • @GlupShito

    @GlupShito

    Жыл бұрын

    He's gonna put the interviewer in a choke hold and have to be tranquilized like a raging bull to be pulled off the guy

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind66682 жыл бұрын

    It's so sweet of Jerma to give small KZreadrs like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye a shout-out on his stream

  • @okaymah9746

    @okaymah9746

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah ever since jerma gave them the recognition they blew up even bigger than jerma.

  • @rewindd

    @rewindd

    2 жыл бұрын

    protogen wickerbeast!!!

  • @TurbopropPuppy

    @TurbopropPuppy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rewindd based protogen enjoyers

  • @rewindd

    @rewindd

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TurbopropPuppy yess

  • @pin9326

    @pin9326

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TurbopropPuppy Protogen owners when they literally only use like 4 designs and only 6 colors

  • @tupslmao
    @tupslmao2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma likes to talk about his retirement a lot like he ISNT going to be in a nursing home making funny voices while his heart monitor beeps in the background while playing cyberpunk 3077 for an hour before sleeping on stream

  • @LifeWKai

    @LifeWKai

    2 жыл бұрын

    The final sleep on stream.

  • @richanddarksbane1439

    @richanddarksbane1439

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is this the streamer that passed away peacefully doing what he loved?

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    His voices are funny.

  • @KhaosInductionCreator

    @KhaosInductionCreator

    2 жыл бұрын

    And laughing at car accidents His last breath will be the one taken before we hear that trademark wheeze

  • @gordonf5553

    @gordonf5553

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, jerma won't die. Prove me wrong nerd

  • @toyhouses
    @toyhouses2 жыл бұрын

    hearing jerma say he'll stop streaming someday feels like hearing my gramma telling me she's going to die someday like no you're not

  • @TurbopropPuppy

    @TurbopropPuppy

    2 жыл бұрын

    SUS fanbase FORCES innocent streamer to CHUG JUG from the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    So long, Gay Bowser.

  • @hydroxide5507

    @hydroxide5507

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank god he is

  • @ARMASOG

    @ARMASOG

    Жыл бұрын

    when he started referencing no country for old men i immediately lost it

  • @iCookCrystalMeth

    @iCookCrystalMeth

    10 ай бұрын

    cringe or based. call it

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence2 жыл бұрын

    27:39 It's the dead of night and you're driving in the middle of the desert, the tank is low. You pull into a gas station- for some reason there's a loader in front of the pump- and a strange man comes around from out back. He simply says "I can't- I don't have time to deal with you." and he whacks your car with a broom so hard you cross state lines. Does this justify leaving a negative review on yelp.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @cornobjects1173

    @cornobjects1173

    2 жыл бұрын

    Depends entirely on whether or not the state he launched me into is the one I was heading toward in the first place

  • @TheTrashman9

    @TheTrashman9

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think this justifies a police report. Not like they could actually stop him, of course, it's purely just to make sure it's on record. Pretty sure they tried to shut him down before, and got swept 3 states away

  • @couchmaster3773

    @couchmaster3773

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think I'd be a bit too dead to be able to leave a review.

  • @NotOnLand

    @NotOnLand

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would be too afraid he would track me down with that broom

  • @demyko_
    @demyko_2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma is becoming a real KZreadr with that intro

  • @deliboy8895

    @deliboy8895

    2 жыл бұрын

    As real as it gets

  • @chippym8316

    @chippym8316

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sponsorship Andy

  • @oshkiv4684

    @oshkiv4684

    2 жыл бұрын

    its crazy that people still think that jerma is real at all 🙄🙄

  • @jeremytitus9519

    @jeremytitus9519

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oshkiv4684 The simulation is becoming self aware. There must be a way to stop it!

  • @raphaelleon5432

    @raphaelleon5432

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tuber Andy

  • @Eggbutts
    @Eggbutts2 жыл бұрын

    (Jigsaw voice) The car's tank will fill with GAS

  • @chalkycherries

    @chalkycherries

    2 жыл бұрын

    i actually laughed aloud

  • @mongrel_97

    @mongrel_97

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @willedwards4782
    @willedwards47822 жыл бұрын

    in the middle when he talks about retiring it sounds like the "we're gonna have to let the doggy go to heaven" talk

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    :(

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith2 жыл бұрын

    I like this sitcom world jerma lives in where your friend arrives early to pick you up and you have to invent some sort of lie to buy you time to finish getting ready instead of just explaining the perfectly normal situation

  • @coletrain546

    @coletrain546

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had a friend that would unironically do this until I told him to stop

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too.

  • @terribleidea4872
    @terribleidea48722 жыл бұрын

    i remember joining this stream when hes adamant to play it seriously.. fell asleep halfway though.. and woke up to him shoving vehicles onto a barn

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @PostModernLemon
    @PostModernLemon2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's fake customer service is so funny. It sounds so fake and yet so utterly real in the sense some small business owners totally have that friendly but threatening demeaner. Like I appreciate that you want a good review but making people feel unsafe is not the way to do that. I wish I could give this voice 0 stars but I am only to give it 5 stars because I'm a massive coward and sellout

  • @david21216

    @david21216

    2 жыл бұрын

    In my eyes jerma would be like the really socially inept coworker who is trying hard to say the right things, but all he does is annoy people and waste their time so he gets low reviews and gets sad

  • @hotlinerevachol5436

    @hotlinerevachol5436

    2 жыл бұрын

    chad dubois pfp

  • @PostModernLemon

    @PostModernLemon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hotlinerevachol5436 Thanks! That means a lot coming from someone with that absolute banger of a name

  • @-EndlessHorizon

    @-EndlessHorizon

    2 жыл бұрын

    If only you were an orange instead of a lemon.

  • @patata6868

    @patata6868

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit it's Detective Raphael Ambrosius Costeau! I hope Mr. Evrart helped you find your gun

  • @legofmevid
    @legofmevid3 ай бұрын

    Accidentally stumbling across this video and seeing jerma say "Itll be YEARS from now when i retire" and it being 2024 and its official. Crazy. And he did exactly what he said hed do.

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout2 жыл бұрын

    the absolute power of that broom, where it can effortlessly send cars flying into the next county, is undoubtedly the best feature of the game

  • @carto4028

    @carto4028

    2 жыл бұрын

    White dwarf matter broom.

  • @nejinaji

    @nejinaji

    2 жыл бұрын

    Makes it feel like a dbz character retired and opened a desert gas station.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    This game is a true masterpiece

  • @MyNameHere101

    @MyNameHere101

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine chilling outside with your kids and your dog and a fuckin ford focus drops out of the sky and into your lawn

  • @daniphofani3473
    @daniphofani34732 жыл бұрын

    This stream got weirdly sentimental for a game about running a gas station

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah fr tbh ig

  • @jcrowther48
    @jcrowther482 жыл бұрын

    Jerma has this quality of making each connected sentence spoken sound like a splice from a completely different day/place/person

  • @araknidude

    @araknidude

    2 жыл бұрын

    attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

  • @galaxychill9578

    @galaxychill9578

    2 жыл бұрын

    D.A.V.E.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay

  • @_ness_tea_

    @_ness_tea_

    Жыл бұрын

    He also has this quality of each photo/video of him looking like a different, but somewhat related, person. He's an amalgamate, confirmed

  • @disposable_income_andy

    @disposable_income_andy

    Жыл бұрын

    to be fair, what else is to be expected from someone who looks like a completely different fucking person every single time he turns the webcam on

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat12734 ай бұрын

    "At least years from now" FeelsWeakMan

  • @MacEwanMouse
    @MacEwanMouse2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I like to watch the first few minutes of a Jerma video, and then watch the last few minutes, just to get a feel for how absolutely jarring it's going to be, with no knowledge of the middle events. He went from picking up trash and cleaning the surrounding area to using a broom to physically trap cars in his establishment, against their will. Dunno how he got there but, he did.

  • @roach9397

    @roach9397

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation. It all started when I began working at the local gas station…”

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine the fumes.

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if you joined the stream at 25:55 and saw Jerma seemingly being annoyed at a bug in the game and futilely attempting to end it, and then he whips out a broom and sends it to the stratosphere whilst only saying "you will not be coming back" calmly. What a PSYCHO

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's blatant ignorance of the FLASHING alerts on the left side of the screen telling him what to do is so stressful

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I disagree. I like when he ignores that stuff.

  • @michaelhan6731
    @michaelhan67312 жыл бұрын

    "this is what you get for ghostin' my emails for 6 years. all those times i said: merry christmas. all the times i said: let me see the baby"

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    What a funny moment.

  • 2 жыл бұрын

    Kinda wish I lived in America so I could _jokingly_ go to furry conventions and try different tactics to find out which of the thousands of fursuiters is actually Jerma985.

  • @dor748

    @dor748

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s the one with the wolf-lion-hybrid mix fursuit, calls himself “King of the Junjle”.

  • @nohs8776

    @nohs8776

    2 жыл бұрын

    asking fursuiters if they can go lookatme

  • @Pactastic042

    @Pactastic042

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nohs8776 imagine you ask a fursuitter to go look at me but they run away instead , revealing they are jerma by doing the nastiest yoinky sploinky of all time as they run away , not on purpose either it's well known that the yoinky sploinky is in fact a part of jermas fight or flight mechanisms

  • @birdflox1337

    @birdflox1337

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or you could go and convince people you're actually Jerma without taking your mask off

  • @cvf4ever

    @cvf4ever

    2 жыл бұрын

    *jokingly*, suuure fren UwU

  • @j3nks69
    @j3nks69Ай бұрын

    looking back on these videos is so heartwarming. ik its just jerma goofin around in a random game but he made me laugh when times were rough. and thats all that matters to me. it doesnt matter if hes gone forever or he comes back tomorrow ill remember him for a very long time to come. thank you for the memories jerma and thank you for everyone who helped him share his personality with the world

  • @TachEdits
    @TachEdits2 жыл бұрын

    That intro was VERY smooth, and I especially love any edits on the longer side. Thank you Swizzly, great work!

  • @chuckbatmangaming

    @chuckbatmangaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the longest edits on the channel...it makes me wonder why they don't do more longer edits, I'd certainly prefer hour long edits to 20 minute ones

  • @Zyzarda

    @Zyzarda

    2 жыл бұрын

    What is the first clip from?

  • @USMC49er

    @USMC49er

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Zyzarda If you are talking about the movie clip, it is called "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world". Great comedy movie from the 60s

  • @SwizzlyBubbles

    @SwizzlyBubbles

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Tach

  • @dangatang0

    @dangatang0

    2 жыл бұрын

    I miss the days of the 10 to 15 minute edits myself

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
    @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj57272 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe someone made a full game based on just the gas station minigame from No More Heroes 1

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Do I have to play No More Heroes1 to understand the plot of Gas Station Simulator?

  • @aidanchilders9043
    @aidanchilders90432 жыл бұрын

    41:45 imagine you pull up to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and you see the sole employee frantically running out to the back of the store carrying a turd in his bare hands before hastily flinging it into a dumpster and then taking his place behind the convenience store counter

  • @genever_lover
    @genever_lover2 жыл бұрын

    he always finds a way to play the game wrong like a lunatic

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's playing the game as intended.

  • @mall0wfluff
    @mall0wfluff Жыл бұрын

    “I’ve been watching you for a month and you’re already my father.” Had me in tears 😭

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob Жыл бұрын

    It's always funny how the customers sound furious if you let something fall free into their basket

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA2 жыл бұрын

    i like the idea of jerma becoming a movie director after hes no longer a streamer.

  • @BudBonkerson

    @BudBonkerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    would love it if this psycho managed to get into a film festival

  • @shobbytheclown2292

    @shobbytheclown2292

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah i wanna see this man pursue his passions and keep creating entertainment somehow

  • @ggjade

    @ggjade

    2 жыл бұрын

    413 venns is too many

  • @Jomok0

    @Jomok0

    2 жыл бұрын

    All his movies would feature weird gorilla based car crashes

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @Zoritos64
    @Zoritos642 жыл бұрын

    Make sure to vote for Jerma for The Streamer Awards!! He's in two categories this year!!!

  • @nejinaji

    @nejinaji

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most psychopathic, most high

  • @Zoritos64

    @Zoritos64

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nejinaji True

  • @TheZerok666

    @TheZerok666

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was REALLY HARD to choose between Jerma and Kitboga tbh

  • @Zoritos64

    @Zoritos64

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheZerok666 RIGHT??? I wish I could've voted for both :'(

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Multi-award winning internet show 'Jerma985' to get an 11th season.

  • @damion2312
    @damion23122 жыл бұрын

    I had to drive truck occasionally at a previous job, had to stop by multiple different warehouses all around the state. Not a single person was enough of a psychopath to close the door on someone leaving.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would fr tbh ngl ig.

  • @lusciouslunk
    @lusciouslunk Жыл бұрын

    Imagine every Jeremy Elbertson stream burned on 100s of dvds

  • @disposable_income_andy

    @disposable_income_andy

    Жыл бұрын

    I wanna see the commercials like "bring home the Jerma985 complete seasons 6 and 7 collection! featuring some of your favorite moments! *oh the misery* *the thingy face* *getting mauled by a bear* on a set of 2 discs!"

  • @TheScrootch
    @TheScrootch2 жыл бұрын

    If it don't fix. Broke it.

  • @alphalax7747
    @alphalax77472 жыл бұрын

    That thumbnail has good potential for an album cover

  • @megarigged

    @megarigged

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Wendeez³ Trucked Up Clustertruck

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    FiretrUCK

  • @Hoodles321
    @Hoodles32110 ай бұрын

    I've been watching for a month now and Jerma is already MY father.

  • @kelseyfassett7099
    @kelseyfassett70992 жыл бұрын

    this game is so surreal, its perfect for him....like 26:32 ?? the red screen border like they're going to kill you for straying too far??? THE GOD-LIKE ABILITY TO FLING CARS???

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @Derinrin
    @Derinrin2 жыл бұрын

    Been watching Jerma since he was a wee lad, growing as a person alongside him growing as an entertainer. He's truly a one-of-a-kind guy, but even though when the time comes and he steps down from being Jerma, I'll be sad, but also kind of happy. Knowing the guy I look up to ever since his silly TF2 moments is leading a happy life amongst all the real world chaos is kind of inspiring.

  • @potatomilki

    @potatomilki

    2 жыл бұрын

    he is DERANGED

  • @sjopoep

    @sjopoep

    2 жыл бұрын

    thats really sweet

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope he finds something he loves doing when he's finished with streaming.

  • @Java_Protogen

    @Java_Protogen

    2 жыл бұрын

    a happy life _among us_ all

  • @jeastman9603
    @jeastman96032 жыл бұрын

    ah, yes, the alternate superman origin story where instead of moving to metropolis, he stays in rural america and becomes a gas station owner who /occasionally/ launches problem customers into the stratosphere.

  • @Jenzible
    @Jenzible2 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy please live forever.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope he spends the rest of his life living happy.

  • @FaeraOthronus
    @FaeraOthronus2 жыл бұрын

    I would love so much if Jerma could play baseball against Vinny somehow. It would be perfect, New York vs Boston. Jerma's Boston Red Scouts vs Vinny's New York YankMeats. It would be perfect

  • @viscountrainbows6452

    @viscountrainbows6452

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a Boston resident who also watches Spaghetti Man Binyot, I would pay to see this

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @leoncurtis5762
    @leoncurtis57622 жыл бұрын

    Jerma will look like the older brother from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who runs the gas station when he is older.

  • @davoo1573

    @davoo1573

    2 жыл бұрын

    jermas evolution from the hitchhiker to the cook

  • @Brainwave101

    @Brainwave101

    2 жыл бұрын

    _"YA DAMN FOOL! YOU RUINED THE DOOR!"_

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma will look like Jerma985 but older when he is older.

  • @lilostitch3644
    @lilostitch36442 жыл бұрын

    Germa is a physics destroyer

  • @chickenjimmy6552

    @chickenjimmy6552

    2 жыл бұрын

    Psychic destroyer. His mind is too powerful

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    No, I just think he has Godlike powers.

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz432 жыл бұрын

    He's flinging cars like a L4D tank.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is.

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily3428 ай бұрын

    I love how the SECOND he realized you can push the cars the game stops being about managing a gas station and immediately starts being about how much he can fuck with the physics engine.

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator2 жыл бұрын

    We all know Jerma is going to stream his whole life, and his last breath taken will be before he busts out laughing at a car accident in a game

  • @valentino-fc2me
    @valentino-fc2me2 жыл бұрын

    What if instead of greeting customers when they get out of there cars you just scream at them really loud until you pass out

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would be rather comforting for the customers I think.

  • @figtreez
    @figtreez2 жыл бұрын

    I think it's genuinely amazing that the wild success that was the Dollhouse Stream is going to be considered testing the waters. I'm excited to see the future streams, and glad to be part of the Jerma community while he is still around. :)

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's a very friendly community.

  • @MasterSquirrel993
    @MasterSquirrel9932 жыл бұрын

    “You’re not allowed to stop” Beyond all the ribbing and memes… messages like that show how much Jerma’s community really appreciates him. Not even joking, that was a surprisingly wholesome moment from the chat apes :)

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    ooh ooh ah ah

  • @bucky5534
    @bucky55342 жыл бұрын

    Gyas station

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf30002 жыл бұрын

    really like the idea that jerma would vlog while on the job and get angry with the customers he isnt helping

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I need JermaVlogs and I need it right now.

  • @araknidude
    @araknidude2 жыл бұрын

    other streamers playing this game: *runs a gas station* jerma playing this game: *summons deistic power with a pushbroom, attacks children with furniture, holds hostages, wages war on his customers*

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    This 'other streamers' person is playing the game wrong.

  • @reecemnky
    @reecemnky2 жыл бұрын

    Personally I can’t wait for Jerma986

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Personally, I can wait for Jerma986.

  • @agentace1476

    @agentace1476

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rowanmilestaco4797 jerma986 for wait can’t I personally

  • @SEX_TRAINER

    @SEX_TRAINER

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@agentace1476 ,

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Жыл бұрын

    i love that jeremy, rather than playing into the "furries cringe lol" comment, instilled a sense of vague dread into his chat with "i could be any person in a fursuit" /gen

  • @crabeatcrab6011

    @crabeatcrab6011

    Жыл бұрын

    /gobbledeygook

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach84052 жыл бұрын

    im positive that the “piano key mashing” song Jerma listened to was a MIDI conversion of another song

  • @jacobfleming565

    @jacobfleming565

    2 жыл бұрын

    Slipknot piano cover

  • @disposable_income_andy

    @disposable_income_andy

    11 ай бұрын

    john cena my time is now midi

  • @Valfezant
    @Valfezant2 жыл бұрын

    The usual intro music conveys such a feeling of peaceful, yet joyous, excitement. Might be because the first time I ever got to listen to it in real time was when I made the very impulsive and irresponsible decision to disregard my responsibilities for just one night and try to watch the whole thing live - which actually turned out to be a great decision, btw. But even aside from that, it's just a really good track. Jerma without Blordow would definitely feel a whole lot different

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    The music is awesome.

  • @briand5170
    @briand51702 жыл бұрын

    The bit about not reading your emails and letting them pile up into the 10 thousands hits close to home

  • @chasemorr4110
    @chasemorr4110 Жыл бұрын

    Who needs gas when you can be flung to your next destination in half the time!

  • @weenerdog
    @weenerdog Жыл бұрын

    when jerma said the cigarettes are really bad for you i actually had a flashback to my coworker going on and on for a good 10 minutes about how this guy shouldn't buy cigarettes because they're bad for him. like i swear to god he said word for word what jerma just said

  • @LondonIsFalling
    @LondonIsFalling Жыл бұрын

    Jerma alluding to his now current job of working creator events for Ludwig 52:06

  • @okaymah9746
    @okaymah97462 жыл бұрын

    Jerma: I'm not serial killer Also jerma: flips somebody's car with nothing but a broom

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay, but to be fair, have you ever flipped a car with a broom? The feeling is completely indescribable. I highly recommend it.

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, Blordow :)

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted2 жыл бұрын

    8:28 "NICE, Ron!"

  • @thebracc1835
    @thebracc183511 ай бұрын

    Jerma got to do exactly what he wanted to do professionally, so happy for him

  • @playerchef
    @playerchef2 жыл бұрын

    Such a blessing having this jerma

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indeed it is.

  • @ricoshred
    @ricoshred2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma's streams feel like that rich kid in school that you used to watch play with cool toys you didn't own.

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow. What a great comparison. I'd have never thought of that but it's perfect.

  • @AsleepAura
    @AsleepAura2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma talking about his age is really giving me some kinda of existential panic

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay

  • @themigtyboosh

    @themigtyboosh

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@rowanmilestaco4797 I just looked and holy shit you responded to EVERY single top comment on this video just about lol. Dedication for sure. Edit: WAIT ITS LIKE EVERY COMMENT

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@themigtyboosh :)

  • @heids7427
    @heids74277 ай бұрын

    Couple of years huh didnt know that meant the following year 😢

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m2 жыл бұрын

    Dear Jeremy Elbertson, I was wondering if you ever had a rock solid shit. Like a brick. After eating nothing but noodles for a week. repectfully, Mr. Poopenheimer

  • @wingedbeegoddess7392

    @wingedbeegoddess7392

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I am become poop, flusher of worlds" - Dr. J Poopenheimer

  • @BudBonkerson

    @BudBonkerson

    2 жыл бұрын

    There's a video where Ster talks about eating too many Fiber One bars, and Jerma tells him he's going to shit out a cube of concrete. That's the closest thing I can think of

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would also like to know this information. It seems particularly interesting to me.

  • @lizardamiibo
    @lizardamiibo5 ай бұрын

    my dogs fucking hated his basketball shoes noise

  • @Ryhooon
    @Ryhooon2 жыл бұрын

    Love the longer videos !

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too.

  • @lame_plane
    @lame_plane2 жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite stream to watch

  • @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN
    @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN Жыл бұрын

    52:56 Can we take a second and realize that he said the fucking Dollhouse stream was a _precursor_ to what he wants to do in the future. The Dollhouse was a monumental stream with incredible production value, and he wants to go beyond that. This guy is insane and we're lucky to have him. He does all of this out of genuine love for all of us and pure enjoyment of it. He's truly incredible, honest to god best streamer of possibly all time.

  • @bear-yv9ew
    @bear-yv9ew2 жыл бұрын

    You are KILLIN it with these uploads!!

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't think anyone was murdered by the uploading of this video.

  • @spacebassist

    @spacebassist

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rowanmilestaco4797 found the Jeremy "Jerminator" Elbertson (3,000 victims between 2020-2022) apologist

  • @drfishy1129
    @drfishy11292 жыл бұрын

    Every time jerma talks about retiring all I can think about is when he said he'd do the bit where he says "if I die I'm deleting my twitch account" and actually does it

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uh huh. Yes. I'm picking up what you're laying down, drfishy!

  • @zacharyoberdier1654
    @zacharyoberdier16542 жыл бұрын

    I watched this entire vod, amazing stream

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming2 жыл бұрын

    Jerma needs to stream Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64 so that zoomer chat understands his references to Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64

  • @Calzonero.
    @Calzonero.2 жыл бұрын

    Such a great edit. Well done editor

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree. Well done editor²

  • @RayaRiot
    @RayaRiot2 жыл бұрын

    Ludwig should really consider making a movie about Jerma.

  • @aka_miso

    @aka_miso

    2 жыл бұрын

    It would be a pretty short movie

  • @yashowardhansingh2136

    @yashowardhansingh2136

    2 жыл бұрын

    The movie would be symbolic of his height

  • @Jon-Patrick-S

    @Jon-Patrick-S

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of that movie would be scenes of doctors giving Jerma inconclusive test results in between scenes of him break dancing

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ludwig should really consider making a Jermovie.

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros54832 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what that sleeping headphone streamer is up to these days.

  • @couchmaster3773

    @couchmaster3773

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably getting treated for tinnitus.

  • @madelynhenderson7174
    @madelynhenderson7174 Жыл бұрын

    I never make comments but this stream cut is so good I come back to it often. Nice work

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf2742 жыл бұрын

    Retiring after he peaked at Among Us. Can never recapture the spark 😔

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sus

  • @bloomuun-2876
    @bloomuun-28766 ай бұрын

    IM TRIPPING SO HArD ON MUSHROOMS LITERALLY JUST talking with god and i open up youtube to see what past jerma is doing and 37:38 omg i love life i love jerma thank you jerma

  • @bloomuun-2876

    @bloomuun-2876

    6 ай бұрын

    everything is so wavy i hope everyone is having a beautiful night what the heck there has to be at least one person watching this right now

  • @aIasdair

    @aIasdair

    3 ай бұрын

    @@bloomuun-2876 how was it

  • @azzy6687
    @azzy6687 Жыл бұрын

    i love those simulator streams because jerma is more concentrated on the chat so EVERYBODY is constantly trying to be the next One Guy moment

  • @connor5499
    @connor54992 жыл бұрын

    I just want to take a moment to appreciate the old movie clips used at the beginning of videos. It’s always fun to see what it’s from or try to guess. I love that this one is from “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World!”

  • @PurpleLaundry
    @PurpleLaundry2 жыл бұрын

    Great job with the clip at the start! Such a great movie 👍

  • @FixedKarma
    @FixedKarma Жыл бұрын

    Jerma, I will honestly keep watching you until the day you drop, you are endlessly entertaining.

  • @dominoski1545
    @dominoski15452 жыл бұрын

    Jerma did the same exact National Anthem joke about the singing during the Olympics stream.

  • @laurak8634
    @laurak86342 жыл бұрын

    Why are my sons obsessed with you? Every day it's Jerma did this Jerma said that Jerma Jerma Jerma Jerma. I don't get it.

  • @dor748

    @dor748

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s a funny man.

  • @dor748
    @dor7482 жыл бұрын

    These intro clips are always so perfect. How does the editor even find these?

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I do not know how the editor finds them. If I had to guess I'd say they probably watch a lot of movies, or seek out funny clips.

  • @alco251b9

    @alco251b9

    2 жыл бұрын

    If your wondering, the intro clip is from the 1963 movie "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World"

  • @dor748

    @dor748

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alco251b9 ty

  • @yigakong1187

    @yigakong1187

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mind

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros2 жыл бұрын

    I'm so very glad he found the broom.

  • @W0R537Y0U
    @W0R537Y0U Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe Jerma retired yesterday, huge bummer.

  • @skovesk8s

    @skovesk8s

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @corwynprichard6274
    @corwynprichard62742 жыл бұрын

    Love to see a creator who really values the artists he works with

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too. It's always nice when people appreciate eachother.

  • @deanlarson6872
    @deanlarson68722 жыл бұрын

    the only guy who does baseball and carnival streams. Cheers to the King of Streaming

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think there should be an Academy Awards category for 'Best Streamer to do Baseball and Carnival Streams'.

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit Жыл бұрын

    Now I'm going to have dreams where Jerma announces his retirement, then I live a year of my life in the dream, and then he retires and I wake up crying

  • @jeanseb1210

    @jeanseb1210

    Жыл бұрын

    Same for me

  • @LinkTheHero
    @LinkTheHero2 жыл бұрын

    The idea that there will be a point I can no longer watch Jerma makes my stomach hurt

  • @rowanmilestaco4797

    @rowanmilestaco4797

    2 жыл бұрын

    When he stops streaming, it will be enough for me to know if he's found something else he loves doing. I like the thought of him being happy.

  • @stevecooper6578
    @stevecooper65782 жыл бұрын

    Really long Jerma985 videos can contain heavy subjects like what he'll do after his streaming career ends and intergrating himself into the job sector after a decade plus of being a public figure for that time On the flipside there's chat goating him into howling during the topic of being a furry

  • @thebleachbartender1312
    @thebleachbartender1312 Жыл бұрын

    Why does this dinky gas station simulator game have a full blown mafia boss story and paying back your debt.

  • @RandomProductionz121
    @RandomProductionz1212 жыл бұрын

    these longer edits are fantastic

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