By the way, my friend XenoGene is in a bit of financial trouble thanks to a mandatory extended hospital stay. He's set up a GoFundMe to help get himself back on his feet, and I'd really appreciate it if y'all would throw some money his way. Even if you're not comfortable with donating directly to him, he's set up links to some other established charities that would also benefit from a donation. Thanks everyone! www.gofundme.com/help-xenogene

@MasterDong_

5 жыл бұрын

I'll try if I can sending good vibes tho

@draxxin282

5 жыл бұрын

He wants money because he tried sucide, i'm confused why he needs so much.

@thegreatapeescape430

5 жыл бұрын

Hospital bills are really expensive. And if what you say is true the last thing he needs to add to his stress is financial problems.

@Deglakek

5 жыл бұрын

I hope that xeno does get the appropriate funding to get out of the financial crisis that he is currently in. Tip: pressing shift while holding a prop will make the prop move and rotate with theme wasd keys. Holding shift while rotating a prop will set the angle increment 45 degrees. e

@draxxin282

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatapeescape430 k

"Ah, mobile home"

@litosfer5637

3 жыл бұрын

2020 in a nutshell

@legoman5491

3 жыл бұрын

**happy Villager noises**

@jereheiskanen1364

3 жыл бұрын

That was fucing hilarious

@slorchman672

2 жыл бұрын

I need to have that, whatever mod that is I need it.

@Kingkool-uo1ew

2 жыл бұрын

i read this just as it’s said it in the video

2:41 IT’S ME, BILL, FROM LEFT 4 DEAD. *proceeds to eat a tortilla chip vertically*

@Blumoon09

3 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to vomit worms*

@kennethhetrick5350

3 жыл бұрын

That actually hurts. This man has a smart gun for a mouth, he don’t miss.

@kennethhetrick5350

3 жыл бұрын

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen since pickle Rick.

@ItzPaydayFellas

3 жыл бұрын

A tortilla is soft tho, i think You mean tortilla chip

@Tamerlan-rb5fv

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItzPaydayFellas yeah sorry

5:00 “Ok guys now whatever you do- *nuclear warhead goes off*”

3:01 one of the best written Stories to date

@denyhaguilar679

2 жыл бұрын

*D O I*

@TinyDeskEngineer

8 ай бұрын

​@@denyhaguilar679B Ö E N K

@idkhow-yl7xo

8 ай бұрын

3:02 DOINK

2:59 “Dont do it, you have so much to live for.” *”D Œ I N K ”*

@Byeahman

3 жыл бұрын

Yo I’m legit crying

@Jumbatato

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA * SNORT * HAHAHAHAHA

@Navisition

3 жыл бұрын

Œ

@sethheusted9021

3 жыл бұрын

I wish there was an mp3 of that somewhere. I want to make it my killsound in TF2

@swaggerdagger8976

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethheusted9021 I have a sound file

10:34 Look at how cleanly the train arises from the water as if it was a real animation.

@loganadhd9184

4 жыл бұрын

it's a train gyarados

@nurvis297

4 жыл бұрын

That sound is horrifying tbh

@williamlumsdon1604

4 жыл бұрын

Me when I see a Ice worm. (10:34 oh btw the train is the ice worm) SUBNATICA Below Zero Reference]

@mame9562

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamlumsdon1604 haha I'm laughing my FUCKING ASS off 😐

@frogman4463

3 жыл бұрын

wdym? this is real footage, this is soundsmith team fortress 2 and cum's last known appearence

4:18 "nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys!" -Jfk Clone high

0:51 He just starts shooting faster and faster until it's automatic

2:41 its me, bill, from left 4 dead. *Proceeds to have lung cancer*

@randomassnerd5699

4 жыл бұрын

*PROCEEDS TO BECOME A LASER STAR WARS BLASTER*

@kum0ri_

4 жыл бұрын

**death**

@shacklem

4 жыл бұрын

*M A X I M U M L U N G C A N C E R*

@doot2757

4 жыл бұрын

that part literally killed me

@critrawkets

4 жыл бұрын

He says "Left 4 dead" with voice like Bill..

I laugh every time they call heavy "it"

@texasred1000

4 жыл бұрын

Heavy does not have a gender because he is the perfect organism and each gender has imperfections

@morgancotter179

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes nice

@alo7712

3 жыл бұрын

@@morgancotter179 96 likes nice

@Omnimon134

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he acended to godhood and should be treated as such

@brassv2185

3 жыл бұрын

Its true

The sound Sound's character make as it ragdolls at 8:52 is the funniest

1:12 3 years later, has he still never gotten over that bit?

_”it’s me, bill, from left for dead”_ *the sounds of the final cries of a pig before being killed*

@lesbianjolyne

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@mrllamaton1873

Жыл бұрын

"Don't jump you have much to live for" "P O O T"

“Along with mining those diamonds. You mine my soul. My love. My trust. My passion My empathy.” English teachers:

@shrieking_parrot546

4 жыл бұрын

oh god its so heart breaking-

@SpringDavid

3 жыл бұрын

1:26

@kingcaesar865

3 жыл бұрын

1:18

@SniperOnSunday

3 жыл бұрын

It started playing as I read this

@MegaGeewee

3 жыл бұрын

The Scout!

"Now, whatever you d-" WABOOOM! Funniest thing I've seen all day

The part where the Godfather theme played made me chuckle

7:41 oh god, it's the birth of The Overmind.

2:41 that's the most accurate representation of bill I've ever heard

@donacdum7102

3 жыл бұрын

Lung cancer

@Blumoon09

3 жыл бұрын

@@donacdum7102 no it's more like he has lung cancer and is being transported to the 5th dimension

5:03 "Now, guys, whatever you do, don- *_AFHYSDGFSYRUGFHKAPOOYA_* has me IN TEARS THIS IS HILARIOUS

1:31 Why does Dallas actually kinda sound like the real Dallas

7:41 the overmind the pre-sequel

@WarioWareCEO

3 жыл бұрын

@Dion Hally-Thomson you fool! You fell for it!

@missingindy

3 жыл бұрын

mequel

@mrminimumwagebrain

3 жыл бұрын

AKKKKKKKSHUAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY THUS VIDEO CAME BEPHPOOOR DE OVEH:PAMIND PLS DELET COMMENTOS BECAUSE THUS VID CAME OUT BE@P{HOPR TJHE OVERMIND AND YOU DELETE CONMENRTOS NOW

@gidget4108

3 жыл бұрын

@feedme760 r/WOOOSH

1:03 bearded's death is causing script errors, he's too powerful

@TinyDeskEngineer

2 жыл бұрын

No, Bearded _is_ the script error.

@spacedoggo6591

2 жыл бұрын

“With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a save game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.”

Bearded is a treasure. How he manages to edit himself LIVE is beyond human comprehension

2:32 is the most GMoD thing I’ve ever seen

10:26 this is actually a good scp entry

@pogmongoose6463

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@theduck4482

Жыл бұрын

@Paidum Demoman Discord it is a Euclid type scp

@tavishf.degroot8181

Жыл бұрын

Bearded expense is a better scp prove me wrong

@theduck4482

Жыл бұрын

@@tavishf.degroot8181 k

10:34 is the scariest thing humanly possible

Ah, this series. I love this series. Always makes me laugh.

Beware the ancient sea monster known as Metallum living in Construct's lake and killing/eating random players. 10:26 Jokes aside that was hilarious.

7:25 First sightings of the subject: The Overmind (other known alias include grub and Up in Yo Crib Dawg)

@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318

4 жыл бұрын

Someone put the overmind on the scp forums

@nattybird1146

4 жыл бұрын

oh shit your right

@fellowhuman8830

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananabreadthenotsogreat9318 what number?

@marvmurchins5355

4 жыл бұрын

scott rayner 4193

@jolly9966

4 жыл бұрын

Rip rick may

5:02 I couldn't stop laughing. _I might've broke the replay button._

@ThatSpaceMann

3 жыл бұрын

That part killed me too lmao

@motorob0

3 жыл бұрын

Alright guys now whatever do- DUSXOXOCOCOF

@orangejoe2147

2 жыл бұрын

Same with 4:32

@rastewart100

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to make a compilation of Bearded's best moments.

@specialism640

2 жыл бұрын

*”Now, heh, whatever you don’t-“*

Was wheezing through the whole video, while also trying to be quiet because it’s midnight and my family is asleep

@sirrtonk4340

6 ай бұрын

How did I find you here brother Also do you know what map the highway one is

@noidTV

6 ай бұрын

@@sirrtonk4340 dear god its from my grammar phase

Me: a citizen who never broken a law Me when I see a cop car behind me: 4:16

Bearded’s a kind of guy that has to grow on you. I remember when I first heard him in a soundsmith video, I was like, “this loud man’s obnoxious and annoying.” Now that I’m used to that being his bit, he’s honestly one of my favorite parts of soundsmith videos.

@curiouscork6302

2 жыл бұрын

Its like beer

@8od0tmobile81

2 жыл бұрын

@@curiouscork6302 drugs*

@curiouscork6302

2 жыл бұрын

@@8od0tmobile81 I actualy don't know if thats a joke or not

@8od0tmobile81

2 жыл бұрын

@@curiouscork6302 huh

@E.M-PATH

2 жыл бұрын

bruh i always loved bearded but im speaking for children not deppressed adults

I like how the video ID sounds like an awesome dwarf. "Bmjotr Adyus". I'm taking that. It's mine now, John.

I still watch this with a big smile... i enjoy all the goofy stuffs ^^ bearded expense is an absolut ARTIST in my eyes ^^

Simply repeating the word "Fortnite" increased the chance that the KZread bot algorithm will recommend this video

@Seals-ky6dj

5 жыл бұрын

It did

@Seals-ky6dj

5 жыл бұрын

It was recommend but ove watched him for a year

@__mk_km__

5 жыл бұрын

where the fuck did u hear "Fortnite"? He was saying 49

@ogod5985

5 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOL

@st4ndg4mes87

4 жыл бұрын

@@__mk_km__ i accept the optimism

4:17 the NFSMW nostalgia just hit me hard

@dashingdeadguy8135

3 жыл бұрын

same bro, same

@kerdnerl8588

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer nfsug2

that fornide bit was funnier than it should be xDDD

I was playing minecraft with this on as background noise and the part with the minecraft music absolutely decimated me.

3:04 Comms laugh gets me everytime

>Soundsmith >G-Mod Top 10 Best Anime Crossovers

This is so cursed and random. I love it.

Beard's laugh is just perfect

0:41 ‘’I currently require some lasagna’’ **Bang** Me: so that’s how you make lasagna. You just need a sacrifice

@PolyGrid625

Жыл бұрын

Garfield requires a blood sacrifice to obtain Lasagna. it's some damn good lasagna though.

i currently require some *L A S A G A*

@thenorfnonly3486

5 жыл бұрын

*W E L L H E L L O T H E R E , O L D S P O R T!*

@itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat

5 жыл бұрын

I N E E D W A T E R

@bloodling3885

5 жыл бұрын

Lumpy Touch

@victorydance6439

5 жыл бұрын

@@bloodling3885 Oh yeah I forgot finally it makes sense on why something that i put into the comments that were taken from the video itself got a huge amount of likes

@thenorfnonly3486

5 жыл бұрын

I was talking about DSAF

My favorite saga ever

4:49 "NOW WHATEVER YOU-" *dies* *WHEEZE*

“It’s me. Bill from L4D.” *MUCH COUGHING*

@masterdaniel9665

4 жыл бұрын

*PROCEDS TO HAVE LUNG CANSER*

0:29 I assume this is what hell looks like. I didn’t know the devil had such an appetite for Lasagna.

@kyechimera

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you didn't know, buuuuuuuuuuuut it's actually a fetish of his... yeah, awesome I know.

@draxxin282

5 жыл бұрын

Hi dad

@brycewinton5618

5 жыл бұрын

Actually a lot of things on the internet are worser then hell u should know

@brycewinton5618

5 жыл бұрын

Draxxin no he’s ya Aunty *i am your brother in lore* darthvader voice

@draxxin282

5 жыл бұрын

@@brycewinton5618 hmm

4:15 “This is 1-Lincoln-six joining pursuit let’s shut these racers down *VEHICLE DAMAGE CRITICAL* “Dispatch I’m still on this racers tail requesting 10-4” “Roger that airship on its way” “This is air 1 I have an eye on the suspect” “Dispatch this racers pulling away” “Roger that any units available to assist” “Dispatch this racer just gave me the slip” RDGLDGRN - Lootin’ in London The good old days

4:12 *WHAT MUNDANE ACT IS THE AUSSIE PERFORMING?!?!?*

Consistently funny, you guys are great :D 4:32 unexpected Deus ex soundboard had me rolling also allow me to state the obvious by saying that everything Garfield-related was legendary

@anthonyp5027

5 жыл бұрын

LazyPurple oof

@ludicrousdisplay9769

5 жыл бұрын

Ok top comments are from LazyPurple and ActiveYellow. Coincidence I think not.

@theconductoresplin8092

5 жыл бұрын

You and me both

@Dimadude

5 жыл бұрын

i thought you died

@akumi4011

5 жыл бұрын

H

4:18 NFS: MW chase music, nice.

@Redactitedstudiosjaja

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

this inspired me to make a chicken eugenics program in order to create the smallest chicken possible to make soooooo much pumpkin pie

God I love these

It's me, Bill from Left for Dead. *intense coughing*

@Vampire_EGirl

10 ай бұрын

when that smoker smoke hits

2:25 bearded dying made me start dying XD.

i know this comment is late,but im a soundsmith fan and a garfield fan a gmod fan,this video is amazing to my eyes

Can't believe we got an official Soundsmith Fortnite Wimper audio in this video

4:19 Here you can see the true trailer of the next fast and furious movie

@mosio.2504

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@officialxverzusz

Жыл бұрын

Nah it's the Need for Speed Most Wanted Remake

They say Dallas is still screaming for a medic bag to this very day.

@jonaskovamees6948

5 жыл бұрын

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH

@fatsock6129

5 жыл бұрын

when Dallas says medic-bag but everyone play tf 2

@fastwing3295

4 жыл бұрын

*_HE AIN'T GONNA GET NOTHING BUT SOME POLICE BURTALITY_*

The "SENTRY BUSTER!!!" is to good

While listening to this vid in the shower (the land of great ideas), I came up with a new joke. What do you call a shape that makes no sense? A Shenani-gon~

Press e? What would i need a medic for!?

@johnnylew9455

5 жыл бұрын

e

Not gonna lie, a sea monster that is literally a sentient amalgamation of train cars sounds terrifyingly like an SCP... I'm gonna write that down.

@awesomeguydj8810

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like project g-1 lmao.

@simplysmiley4670

5 жыл бұрын

That monstrous abomination of trains is my pet. So fcc off from it or you will get slapped.

@mlgproplayer2915

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@mje71103

5 жыл бұрын

The only thing I could ask from all of this is how the hell Sentro was even a train in the first place.

@Z3R0Steam

4 жыл бұрын

@@mje71103 Parakeet's Pill Pack

4:32 love this cutoff

These videos were so funny

*2:22* Big Boss' son on his first mission, 1987.

@caspianhorlick4529

5 жыл бұрын

Metal Gear Remastered - 2018

4:49 sentro: starts to tell them not to blow up the bombs everyone else: proceeds to blow them up

E. The sudden explosion when he said “alright guys, whatever you do…”

One minute you're listening to "Canzoni Preferite", the next you're watching a man suffer in the Garfield Dimension.

Bearded Expense (Fake) offered you 15 items for your 2 items: Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, Dead Rat, For your: Train car, Unusual Tundra Top Accept trade | make counter offer

@emangtvee

5 жыл бұрын

APPCEPT

@Zandyneer

5 жыл бұрын

Please confirm this action in the steam mobile app in the confirmations tab.

@synthena9776

5 жыл бұрын

[Accept trade]

@Zandyneer

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, something went wrong, please try again later..

@chompsdggf8263

5 жыл бұрын

@@Zandyneer [ACCEPT]

Can’t wait for Garry’s Mod player model stereotypes part 32!

@pqbdwmnu

5 жыл бұрын

Giant Mario: likes old vanossgaming videos

@ASHHWolfin

4 жыл бұрын

Stereotype 10000000000000, Kleiner Reason: likes to rdm so fucking much god damn it

@bluedreemurr9515

11 ай бұрын

Dallas: Has all of the weapon mods. May also need a medic bag

@cooker0rats

10 ай бұрын

combine elite: gmod admins

“I currently require some Lasagna” -Dave Miller from Dayshift at Freddy’s

@unoriginalcharacter

2 жыл бұрын

*Garfielf

He should have said I’m getting WHEELY tired of you

"press a single lower case e" 4 seconds later *MEDIC!!!!!*

You should do more garry’s Mod, this was hilarious

@breadface8528

5 жыл бұрын

he should. :3

@SpikedZenMain

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed, ever since Vanoss & gang stopped doing sandbox, I've been having withdrawals from idiotic fun :P

Soundsmith is crankin fukim 90s

"HEY ITS ME BILL FROM LEFT 4 DEAD" *eats a ciggarete*

acquire the lasagna, discard the bodys

Bearded: He's in "Hot Pursuit" Ethan: *plays Most Wanted 2005 chase music*

@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806

5 жыл бұрын

Do you say ethan because you want everyone to think you're smart

@michaelbreckshot6589

5 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 No. Because I pay attention to what the people are saying. And used Soundsmith's real name which I heard multiple times

@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbreckshot6589 you dont have to pay attention a lot to know his real name, its said a dozen times in videos by his friends and he even said it in a q&a vid

@michaelbreckshot6589

5 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 Well, I'm not trying to be a dick and seem smart. I don't even play TF2

@michaelbreckshot6589

4 жыл бұрын

@@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 Exactly

i want a whole file of every mod they have tbh

“Now whatever you d-“ *BOOM*

whatever you d- *huge explosion* made me die laughing also e

@friedwater6519

5 жыл бұрын

ActiveYellow (4:49)

@theconductoresplin8092

5 жыл бұрын

I always knew that the opposite was somewhere

@jokerexe5245

5 жыл бұрын

How is this 10 hours a ago KZread your dead go home

@akumi4011

5 жыл бұрын

Go away active >:[

@21austro98

5 жыл бұрын

I also died laughing but what exactly was he going to say hmmmmmm?

Soundsmith: Delivering content you didn't ask for but love nonetheless

@seanjohnson3401

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf you again, haha.

4:16 oh god the flashbacks. The racing, the police, the blacklist, the stunts, the, the..... THE FUCKING BMW M3 GTR STUTUTUTUTU BWAPBWAPBWAPBWAP

I think Garfield wanted some lasagna a bit too much

"Now whatever-" *BOOM*

I remember the Garfield invasion 0f '18. So much Lasaga lost. It was truly the darkest timeline.

@oscuffed

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you're quick

@cameronscaife2029

5 жыл бұрын

I dont even get why you get likes you aint funny

@carrotdtop_1

5 жыл бұрын

So your back

@nefariousgremlin7554

5 жыл бұрын

I still remember the screams....

@tenkyu6836

5 жыл бұрын

Oi

Bearded In Any Other KZreadr’s Video: Calm Bearded In A Soundsmith Video: LOUD AS FUCK

i hope sound smith and coms get found

4:49 top 10 photos taken seconds before dis-laugher (disaster+laughter)

@sunburnteggandstuff

2 жыл бұрын

"Now whatever you do *fucking explods* "

Not gonna lie, I pissed a little during the hot pursuit bit. Also, RIP Dallas “I need a medic bag”

So like when soundsmith was stacking a bunch of rockets on a single point, and they exploded, that was the exact moment my video decided to buffer, and I feel like that accidental comedic timing on the part of youtube was perfect.

the music at the end sounds like sif's theme from dark souls

"I currently require lasaga"-garfield, milliseconds from murdering someone

@skelecogaming2890

2 жыл бұрын

After hearing that i instantly heard dave miller

@General_Taylor

2 жыл бұрын

Whadda bout Old Sport?

I wanna know which user on steam made Bearded Expense a playermodel, because they are a saint.

@skeletrone5594

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he also made a him next bit I mean him self

if decided form now on whenever i have lasagne i watch this video

Ahh, yes. Enslaved comedy