"To scrape your mother's BRAINZ off the bar!" *girl begins crying* *Phelps smiles, impressed at how convincing he is*

@greywalker505

5 жыл бұрын

Dad: *enters house* Hey! What gives?! Girl: Daddy! Phelps: *realizes just how badly he’s fucked up* Looks like I was mistaken. *runs like a maniac out the door*

@ebiljebus

5 жыл бұрын

@@greywalker505 while the Mortal Kombat 3 "Friendship" music plays, for some reason

@Chemist-ob9uf

2 жыл бұрын

@@greywalker505 "You're Crazy!"

@bigman542

5 ай бұрын

you know where the candy is.

I love how Red Dead Redemption is coming back but am I the only one that also wants an LA Noire 2?

@delamovies

7 жыл бұрын

I would actually prefer the first red dead redemption on PC

@SempiternalScientist

7 жыл бұрын

Manslayer I don't care how you do it, just give us MOAAARRR!!!

@biomansmith151

7 жыл бұрын

mans1ay3r i do too. Especially because rdd2 is for peasants only...

@wilhelmbeller

7 жыл бұрын

WOW manslayer I always though you had many more subs, but either way I love your vids keep it up

@RedUnit10

7 жыл бұрын

Forget all that mess, how about some Bully 2?

"This is America!" "Let's change the subject." "This is Germany?" *wow really nod*

@KawaiiJackHonne

6 жыл бұрын

Afrianaswa Nanda Nanda I've just got to keep my mouth shut and watch you run circles around Jewish ppl

@jacepalmier7941

5 жыл бұрын

*LOL Nod*

@mememan2404

4 жыл бұрын

I Waaahnt my beisbol

@dannylopez6826

3 жыл бұрын

Farkas The Companion Can I help you?

@mememan2404

3 жыл бұрын

@@dannylopez6826 L.A.P.D Ma'am

"I like your ass" "You're LYING Morgan!" And a legend is born.

@bloroxcleech

7 жыл бұрын

Uh....no..uh..uhhhhh...I...uhh...like your ass.

@theeseus4470

6 жыл бұрын

HEEEEY! I love to jerk off!

It's time to act like an adult NNNoooOOOOoooOOOOooo!!!

@drock8eight1

7 жыл бұрын

Wolfga *bam*

@wolfga4999

7 жыл бұрын

*aaaaaaagh*

@TheWunWhiteWolf

7 жыл бұрын

Wolfga Whoa if someone reports this!

@jhoole1557

7 жыл бұрын

Wolfga You think your 8======D frightens me?

@masonsykes2240

6 жыл бұрын

me

It's odd how after so many years no other game has pulled off better facial animation than LA Noire.

@mans1ay3r

7 жыл бұрын

so true

@SirTublington

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair the facial detection was necessary for deducting when people in the game were lying unlike most games

@SZMarcos

7 жыл бұрын

You mean "deducing."

@Cycloud

7 жыл бұрын

I thought Until Dawn did a pretty good job

@LordWoffingshire

7 жыл бұрын

its cause the facial animation was a base game mechanic, so they put massive amounts of work into it. Most game devs simply dont have the time or man power to implement such good facial animation when "just okay" animation is acceptable.

I always loved the sitcom entrance that guy does😃

@Eric032289

6 жыл бұрын

"L.A. Noire is filmed in front of a live studio audience in Burbank, California."

@9thDallasMowerExpo

5 жыл бұрын

*claps, whistles*

@snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219

4 жыл бұрын

Now putcho hands together and give it up for Leroy Sabo!

"I like your ASS. YOU'RE LYING MORGAN" such a memorable quote it's tattoo worthy

4:27 is so simple but so effective i luv it

@RainbowEssence-c3w

4 жыл бұрын

ikr it never fails to make me laugh XD

@captainszasz5836

4 жыл бұрын

" *GET BACK OVER THERE YOU PUSSY!* "

@WumboJumbo70

Жыл бұрын

The strategy I use in cod. Use my friends as bait 😂

"Can we come in your wife, Mr. Taraldson?" "No." "I'm afraid we have."

@greywalker505

2 жыл бұрын

Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, I suppose.

“This is America.” “Let’s change the subject.” “This is Germany?” Never gets old 😂

@UmbrellaGent

9 ай бұрын

Straight out of Police Squad/Naked Gun. Very good.

@Nantosuelta

8 ай бұрын

Im done with you. Go flap your cock somewhere else

"My gangstaz have been in kalifornia for over 300 years."

@Doomroar

7 жыл бұрын

So what happen?

@mythixthedragon6903

7 жыл бұрын

The cops think that we have dope

@stephankinder6603

7 жыл бұрын

Mythix the Dragon vampire gangsters. here to bust a cap and drink from the hole

@someguyhere115

7 жыл бұрын

Stephan Kinder well im here to deliver a can of whoop ass.

@vasheal

7 жыл бұрын

XGcunningham I need to shit!

Hmm....intriguing.....but highly disturbing........

@jakemill3592

7 жыл бұрын

.

@KrishLius

7 жыл бұрын

we'll bang, ok?

@RezzaNL

7 жыл бұрын

I like your ass.

@richelieubestship1129

7 жыл бұрын

My stick just got a whole lot harder.

@RocketBroBR

7 жыл бұрын

Julien Burle Daddy, when I grown up I want to work on that FORGE!

I'm not ashamed to admit that when these videos originally came out, they ruined LA Noire for me. Any time a scene that was used in these appeared, I was thinking of this and struggled to focus on the actual scene. Never change mans1ay3r, you beautiful bastard.

@Doc_Hawk

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, It made it better for me when I replayed the game

@FreshTillDeath56

10 ай бұрын

You're LYING, ALEX.

@AlexanderWeaton

10 ай бұрын

@@FreshTillDeath56 Okay but your timing on this was perfect, because last night I texted my buddy "I like your ass!" as a reference to this video, and an hour later you commented this. I love the internet

This is America. Let's change the subject. This is Germany. damn that always makes me laugh.

@bawzinyojallz7843

6 жыл бұрын

EpicFacePalmz0r BEISBOL. *insert YAYYYYYYY here*

@duckman1741

5 жыл бұрын

Hmmm la noir predicted Wolfenstein new blood. Huh

@dannylopez6826

5 жыл бұрын

Jacobe Christian I understood when he said Germany 😂😂😂

@darthzak7970

5 жыл бұрын

YaYayyaYayyy

@scorchclasstitan6727

4 жыл бұрын

EpicFacePalmz0r *all I have to do is watch you run circles around Jewish people*

No matter how many times I watch these, they are always funny as hell.

MY BROTHER. JUST PICKED FRUIT. DOWNTOWN.

@Shydood

7 жыл бұрын

thx :D

@AssassinDwarf

7 жыл бұрын

But that creep was always running his eyes all over my brother. So I slapped him down!

@KawaiiJackHonne

6 жыл бұрын

I like ur aaaaaaassss

@KawaiiJackHonne

6 жыл бұрын

.. Hell no i like your ass

@gibbar3335

6 жыл бұрын

Don't tell me you actually jerk-off, Phelps.

1:30 my EXACT reaction when I saw this scene

I dont know why but that sitcom crowd reaction when the guy walks in gets me every time

"Oh sister i was so tight" XD

@jakemill3592

7 жыл бұрын

.

@MrAatami

7 жыл бұрын

I don't believe you.

@wiresvn

7 жыл бұрын

You're lying Amber!

@mysteriousm1

7 жыл бұрын

"I couldn't walk for days"

@altansirin5830

7 жыл бұрын

Dont actually tell me to jerk off, Phelps?

That part where that one cop drags other out of the cover. DEAD

@APGames13

6 жыл бұрын

It was a cruel decision, but a tactical one. Bill was always a lazy sh*t, anyhow.

This is my high-school days. I watch this religiously, a few times a year

1:12 so thaaaats where that end quote came from...

@Naarii14

2 жыл бұрын

@cat planetUNSC hi?

"My brother just picked fruit downtown :) " *What wholesome banter*

@BriefDark

Жыл бұрын

Thx

@Dude-vq3oe

Жыл бұрын

But the creep there was always running his eyes over my brother.

@AustinDToTheJ

Жыл бұрын

it’s more like “BUT THE CREEP THERE WAS ALWAYS HIS EYES OVER my brother” I love it how when the splices happen, the inflection that each word has is completely different depending on the context of what it was spliced from, it’s absolutely hilarious and I can’t get enough of this video, like when Cole says “I’m afraid we HAVE” after Taraldsen says no to him asking if they can cum in his wife 😂

I was in high school, 2nd year, when I first watched these masterpieces. 5 years have passed, and watching it all again makes me shiver with many memories. Thank you, Mans1ay3r

You're lying Morgan!

@oulhadjouldsaadi9978

7 жыл бұрын

i like your ass

@venomslayer9899

4 жыл бұрын

I'll have you know theres no PUUUUSSSIIIII!!!

@byeebitch

3 жыл бұрын

"Let's get the bashing butts, and as well as deez nuts!"

@elijahjarman2837

3 ай бұрын

...hell no. I uh... uhh like your ass

I'll forever remember "I like your ass; you're lying Morgan" lol

"This is America!" "Let's change the subject" "....this is Germany!"

@rufousthefox9766

3 жыл бұрын

**wow reaaaally nod**

@jaxsterminator8634

Жыл бұрын

@@rufousthefox9766 im DUN WITH YOU

5:28 “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but... your mom and dad are um.. dead.” “What are you saying?” “I was down at the 111 Club this morning, waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS OFF THE BAR!

@greywalker505

2 жыл бұрын

“Hey! What gives?” “Daddy!” “…Looks like I was mistaken.”

@minneeagle

Жыл бұрын

*proceeds to run away from the house*. “You’re crazy!”

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97

Жыл бұрын

Cole Phelps was always famous for his discretion, sensitivity and emotional intelligence especially when dealing with young people.

@tomato2517

Жыл бұрын

@@greywalker505that part always kills me

"you mind if I come in?" "I'm sorry" *close the door* *cops in disbelieve*

4:21 holy shit, is this one a real dialogue in the game !? 😂😂

@ninah7732

2 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@Mr_Bambini

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: “tight” back in the 40’s was slang for being drunk

4:33 no matter how many times I see this, his reaction makes me laugh too much 😂

@Crimson_Sun2486

Жыл бұрын

"You stayed in the next room, while your wife TOUCHED *MY B A L L Z"* 🤣🤣

4:28 I laughed for 5 minutes straight 🤣 😂

1:18 Everyone stuck in quarantine in 2020 be like:

Phelps: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this Michelle, but your mom and dad are dead.” Michelle: “What are you saying?” Phelps: “I was down at the 111 Club this morning waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS off the bar!” Michelle’s dad: “Hey what gives?” Phelps: “…Looks like I was mistaken.” (Phelps comically runs away) That part still gets me all these years later.

6:11 "I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis"

@Jalen_wilki

11 ай бұрын

PAENUS INVESTIGATOR

so I submitted my audition tape for the next video.. Waiting on that callback...or carrier raven back...whichever you prefer.

@tehjefey

7 жыл бұрын

No Homo You have to rip my clothes first.

@dhanyarrozie

7 жыл бұрын

I have been to the cloud district very often

@VOYAGEUR-YT

7 жыл бұрын

Who are you kidding?

@tehjefey

7 жыл бұрын

RealGamerManz Not you obviously!

@tehjefey

7 жыл бұрын

No Homo No...But there will be nice lumps...down there.

i love the part when he said "haaiiiiii" 😂😂😂

@afrianaswananda6221

7 жыл бұрын

1:17

4:40 JACK KELSO!

@raiden1766

5 жыл бұрын

BLAP BLAP BLAP BLAP woah

@Safer_Doros

5 жыл бұрын

U CRAZY SON OF BI#@*

@raiden1766

5 жыл бұрын

*STOMPS BALLS*

@Safer_Doros

5 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY COCK !

@dannylopez6826

3 жыл бұрын

T A L O S ᛏᚨᛚᛟᛊ we want answers

4:25 is such an under-rated gamerpoop moment.

The origin of... "I LIKE YOUR ASS!" "YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN."

3:20 is the best part lol

Her face when Cole farts and then "I think it's time you left", wicked. And 3:21 female zombie sound effect from Resident Evil 2 =P 4:28 Almost couldn't stop laughing at that hahaaa "Noooo!"

Nearly six years later, my friends and I still quote this. When we quarrel, the conflict is often resolved with, "Go flap your c*ck somewhere else!"

@bloozism

2 жыл бұрын

Me and a buddy in the navy would always quote these gamer Poops while at work. Nobody else ever knew what the fuck we were saying

@johnknoneborg

Жыл бұрын

@@bloozism literally doing that at tech school

3:34 okay, RE2 save room them and zombie yawns just killed me off so hard, i love this video maann

10k likes and only 63 dislikes? that's a new record

@dannylopez6826

3 жыл бұрын

24k and 265 dislikes 2020

@sergiowinter5383

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes and 2 replies

Man, the pushing the shot cop back into the firing line gets me every single time.

Capitalizing the "His" and "Him" during the Jesus scene is a nice touch.

@limalepakko6074

3 жыл бұрын

I only now realized that he was talking about Jesus

@greywalker505

2 жыл бұрын

@@limalepakko6074 And now I’m cackling imagining Jesus drunk off his ass and getting into a fight with this guy. Why am I laughing? Search me.

I really want a La Noire 2.

This sounds unedited. A fucking masterpiece.

Wait.. so this ISN'T Germany?

@huunhanle3809

7 жыл бұрын

This is Amurika* :ap

@itsbtwnyouandi

6 жыл бұрын

Nein, nicht ist Deutschland!

@MARCOPETER82

6 жыл бұрын

O Noooooo!

@greywalker505

2 жыл бұрын

Never has been. *click*

Funny enough LA Noire Poopage made me a fan for life the first time.. Thank You Mans1ay3r!

nearly 4 years and i'm still watching this masterpiece

nooo...

@TheNakedNinja48

7 жыл бұрын

NOOOooooOOOooOO

@imgay1040

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wotwott2319

7 жыл бұрын

*bang*

@raiden1766

6 жыл бұрын

WOAH IF SOMEONE REPORTS THIS!!!

Probably the most infamous, and iconic, Gamerpoop episodes out there. I liked the facerig bit at the end too.

Haha, is that wrong that the most funny thing for me was when he told the girl her parents are dead? Comedy gold!

"This is America" "Let's change the subject" "This is Germany"

Hi mans1ay3r, I never write comments on videos but I just felt like telling you that your videos are awesome. Thanks for all the laughs, I never get tired of watching your videos over and over again :D ( sorry for bad english, I'm spanish ). Also, I liked very much the witcher 3 one :)

5:53 *Cole Starts to run away from her father*

3:10 when you ask the special kid from class questons

It's so good to have you back, Mans1ay3r. I really love your videos. I hope to see much more excellent content from you!

YES! Thank you for the re-upload! I love this!

"Andd.. I need to shit!" Get's me every fucking time..

I love you too, *my brother picked fruit downtown* guy

*4:29** Sound like Trevor from gta v!*

OMFG there are brand new sketches as well! I thought the extras were just gonna be some different edits or shit BUT HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT US NEW CONTENT! I can't describe my happiness :_)

“my CAWK!”

5:35 i woke up my roommate laughing.

@incognito4470

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

His methods are... Highly unorthodox ...but effective.

4:42-4:55 made me laugh so hard!

You've had a break in? No Do you know where she went? No What time did antonia go out yesterday? No Its time to act like a grown up! noooooOoOoOooOOoOoO!

@greywalker505

3 жыл бұрын

*BANG*

I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis! Peanuts investigator! XD

@2ChainZsensai

7 жыл бұрын

frankly i like the part he said while your wife touch my ballz

i fucking love u dude, you helped me with my depression with the skyrim ones, it's to see you are back (:

All these years later and 4:16 still lives in my head rent free every time I’m in some type of verbal altercation

you expect me to believe that lorna!

at 3:45, that's what Shido would describe Miku in Date A Live. Get it?

Man this is legend level editing! Having played the game recently, it sounds so funny xD

Mans1ay3r still has the best content on KZread IMO been a fan since 2011-12

5:31 - 5:43 Had me geeking. 🤣🤣

never fails to bring a smile to my face

I love these videos, thank you. ❤

1:11 This always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "i like ur aaaassss" "YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN"

@makoarobles7373

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dying at that part.

5:49 ''Looks like I've made a mistake would have been the best choice. Also 4:26 best part easily!

Hahaha Love these Vids man. MOAR

So good to have you back :)

this is my most favorite video of yours. its just so damn good

PEANUS INVESTIGATOR

Jack Kelso.....whoa. No matter how many times I see that part I laugh.

glad to see you're active again!

Penus investigator lmaoo gets me every time.

Cole = mrs black my partner and I are gonna funk in the bed room ms black = OH NOOO!! That part cranks me up 😂😂😂

Paenus Investigator's a good job, mate! I guarantee y'won't go _hungry_ ;D

Ohhhhhh, the Director's Cut version of Gamer Poop: LA Noire, I love it!

Love you and your content dude. keep it up.

sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good

@XG417

7 жыл бұрын

3DAWG AAAUUUWW 3-3-3DAWG A-A-AAAAAAUUUWW

@BrosWithHeads

7 жыл бұрын

TheDecepticondude Garrus Garrus I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum.

4:26 I died 😂😂😂

This will never stop being funny

Im just playing the story 2nd time. Always cracked me up when I remembered these videos and the epic lines

Wait what? Phelps' line was changed from "religious ship"?

5:48 when your mate is hyped for a shit game but it turns out to be game of the year