"ALRIGHT, I'LL BITE. What language do bugs speak??" will always crack me up

@analogicparadox

8 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he said the same thing with multiple jokes but I can't remember for the life of me

@sharkologies

8 ай бұрын

@@analogicparadoxit started with what’s eventide, then what’s random mean, then the bugs iirc

@wasbear

8 ай бұрын

​@analogicparadox He was saying, "Alright, I'll bite!" The whole episode leading up to that is what I think you mean

Arin RELENTLESSLY defending hot dogs while Danny reads off all the horrible things they’re made of is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

@plastikrappavevo4786

24 күн бұрын

It reminds me of that infamous interview with Bill O'Reilly where he defends a weed killer giving farmers cancer by saying he could drink it and be fine. Except Arin would probably actually drink it to try and prove a point and end up in the hospital

ngl i genuinely appreciate that Dan states what website he gets his information from

@keithfelidae4692

8 ай бұрын

the dude knows to cite his sources!

People that confuse entomology with etymology bug me beyond words

@_TiredMotherfucker_

8 ай бұрын

Ik what you did there

@lauravturner

8 ай бұрын

My sister got Astronomy and Astrology mixed up this week.

@Cowmaize

8 ай бұрын

@@lauravturnerme when I was talking about my semester courses to a friend of mine 😭

@NoraHannigan678

8 ай бұрын

@@lauravturner stop in 8th grade i did this for like a month in my science class to my teacher, i was genuinely obsessed with space and knew a lot i just called it astrology and she never corrected me and at the end when i found out i just didn't talk to her again out of embarrassment 😞

@damoji5332

8 ай бұрын

That was really funny actually

The reason why ammonia is banned in Europe is because our administrations request the farmers to keep the animals in better conditions so that they won't develope diseases, but in America they can treat the animals like shit and raise sick animals as long as they clean their meat with ammonia. Also just in case, this comment is not meant to shit on Americans or something like that, just to clarify that ammonia isn't dangerous.

@Levyathyn

8 ай бұрын

No please, go ahead. I'm an American and I give you free license to just say whatever, we deserve it.

@maddieb.4282

8 ай бұрын

Source?

@smol7224

8 ай бұрын

I also second this, as a fellow American. Please non-Americans, shit on our shitty country all you want, we also know and understand it is quite shitty as well. Majority of us fucking hate it here, and know that the country as a whole has fucked up triple times over for so many things. Like entirely being serious and jokes aside, we shit on ourselves more often than not because we know it's THAT bad. The fact that I wasn't even surprised about the ammonia comment, and already knew that at least 85% of the food that majority of Americans on a daily basis consume is in other countries either banned or problematic, or really just straight up slowly poisoning us and giving us various bodily issues and concerns, says enough as is. Like we aren't surprised, majority understand American facts that sound horrendous to everyone else, is common knowledge and mutually understood here. Do we like it or think it's okay? Fuck no.

@conwaytwittyer2667

8 ай бұрын

It’s so bad, Europe save us from ourselves, please… PLEASE!!!!

@marw9541

8 ай бұрын

I love that you think factory farming in Europe is somehow ethical

Dan explaining smegma is one of those moments that causes a visceral reaction to whoever I show it to on the bus

@snorpenbass4196

8 ай бұрын

I mean, there's a very simple cure for it, too. It's called "washing yourself properly, you filthy thing".

@iggykidd

8 ай бұрын

The ironic thing is that it’s just shed epithelial cells and has nothing to do with foreskin, it can happen to circumcised dongs too

@SomeRandomJackAss

8 ай бұрын

@@iggykidd Yeah, this clip confused me since in a 10MPH they talk about "dick cheese" as if they've had it before, even though that's literally just smegma. Also, women can get smegma, too.

@TindraSan

8 ай бұрын

@@SomeRandomJackAss OMG THISSSSS! nobody talks about the vag cheese but boy is it there if you don't keep things clean and healthy! I almost feel like these guys are just freaking out due to the word itself being gross and imagining the accumulation under the hood to be alot greater in mass than it actually is

@sugmanots

8 ай бұрын

Smegma is definitely in the top four grossest bodily substances fr

"An article would never lie," always gets me. Mainly because I always have people in my family telling me that sort of thing from "an article."

@gardenofsn5955

8 ай бұрын

"You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and just lie?" - Buster, Arthur

Imagine a birthday card that just says "you're one step closer to the dead".

@gummy0worm

8 ай бұрын

and im about to break

@ISSBROKIE

8 ай бұрын

@@gummy0wormholy fuck this reply is so good.

@midasvijfwinkel6116

8 ай бұрын

I have a birthday card VERY similar to this actually, it's a lovely meme cartoon of a dog receiving a pie with the text 'congrats ur one step closer 2 death' and he's delighted by it

love hearing dan learn what serving c*nt means

The etymology behind electrocution is great. The word was made up fairly recently in the US specifically in the context of the electric chair being introduced, it wasn't used for any other electricity related deaths at first. When the first guy was executed by electric chair, tabloid magazines needed a snappy word for it and they had a few very culturally specific candidates. They were considering "westinghousing" after the Westinghouse equipment being used for the chair, "Gerrycide" after politician Elbridge Thomas Gerry who suggested adopting the electric chair, and "getting browned" after the electrical engineer Harold P. Brown. Like imagine if we now referred to electrocution as "that guy got browned". Apparently Thomas Edison wanted to call it electromort, which would have been cooler imo.

@DinkLink

8 ай бұрын

Voldemort with electric powers

@prptheawesome4911

8 ай бұрын

Gerrycide, from the creators of gerrymandering

Arin: (Is drowning) Dan: (something about hot dogs) Me: *ARIN, USE THE WISP! IT'LL NEGATE THE DROWNING PROCESS!*

Arin willing to die on any hill is so funny to me like how he even disagreed about the pictures he didn't see

@gardenofsn5955

8 ай бұрын

Nevada's pronunciation...

@QuikVidGuy

7 ай бұрын

@@gardenofsn5955 Okay but he was correct about Nevada

@gardenofsn5955

7 ай бұрын

@@QuikVidGuy Not according to Nevadans. And that's what matters, not what an outsider thinks.

Being a chemistry student in the EU (Austria) with my master's focusing heavily on food chemistry, I went down the rabbit hole of the ammonia ban in the EU. What I found was a German news article, from the year 2012 called: "Pink Slime": Was sich alles Fleisch nennen darf (translation: Pink Slime: What's allowed to be called meat) in Die Presse. From what I understand, the ammonia gas itself isn't the problem, yes ammonia is toxic, but I can't imagine enough of it actually remains in the meat to make a difference. It would be different, if the meat actually got in contact with the ammonia solution, but it normally doesn't.* So what's the real issue? The term pink slime (seemingly) is only used for beef based slimes. During its production, chunks of meat on bones are simply mechanical pressed to a pulp in various ways. At the time of the ban, Europe had a big problem with a disease called BSE or commonly known as "mad cows disease", which infects the nervous system of cows and can be transmitted to humans through the consumption of nerve tissue. BSE is a really deadly disease as it basically destroys the brain, it also is really hard to treat as it is believed that it is caused not by bacteria or a virus, but a misfolded protein, which simply can't be targeted easily through conventional methods. So the bigger concern with pink slime was that because of the low quality of the meat that is processed to pink slime, there is a higher risk of crushing up a lot of infected nerve tissue. After the BSE crisis was under control regulations loosened and the production of pink slime was allowed again. But still ammonia treated pink slime seems to be banned in the EU. From my understanding the reason for the ban is that ammonia treatment is just a very crude way of killing germs on the meat to ensure food safety, but given Europe's history with BSE stricter hygiene regulations on beef have been established to ensure that meat isn't infected with any potential diseases. So the treatment with ammonia simply isn't enough to uphold these standards and instead alternative ways of production have been established to ensure food safety along the whole production process and not just in the final product. So yeah, it's not that ammonia is toxic, but rather that ammonia treatment endorses poor hygiene in the production process of pink slime.** Additionally, the article stated that there were no such regulations on other "meat based slimes". So potentially chicken, pork and other non-beef slimes may still be treated with ammonia. Given the age of the article and the overall minimal information it provided on that topic, this might as well not be the case at all. (Keep in mind that this information is only based on ONE biased news article (biased against the use of pink slime in food) and my interpretation of what it was saying. I tried to keep a neutral stance and use my current knowledge to the best of my abilities. I may have misinterpreted some of the information, especially in my conclusion on why ammonia treated pink slime is banned in the EU. Also, I wasn't looking deep enough to find current production protocols of pink slime in the EU, so if that's something you're interested in, you have to go look for it on your own. ) Edits: *) So apparently, ammonia dissolves decently well in the slime, because of its high moisture and depending on the concentration of ammonia in the gas, it can even lead to off-odors and flavors. In those cases some adverse effects may be noticeable. **) The big issue of off-odors and flavors has led to decreasing the concentration of ammonia for meat treatment, which then again decreases its anti-microbial effect. This might also play a role for its ban in the EU, but that's just me saying that.

@nostressjustcress-fr1uv

2 ай бұрын

This was such an interesting read! I knew a few bits and pieces, but it's nice having the whole picture.

"i'm one step closer to the - dead" is underrated as fuck

I learned that smeef is a swell guy

@hassanbeydoun2460

8 ай бұрын

Smeeftastic

I never grow tired of the boys navigating slang terms 😂

I like the one where dan researched hotdogs for a looooong time

from the sounds of it, pink slime is just extremely processed red meat, and white slime is extremely processed white meat. at the end of the day anything can be reduced to anything between sludge or powder, depending on the amount of moisture.

im the trivia boy! im the one who LEARNS

The thing about the word pathetic is that it didnt always mean such a negative thing, at least not in terms of being an insult to be called pathetic. It's derived from the word 'pathos', which is a quality that creates a feeling of pity or sympathy in a person. Like that 3rd-act-sad-moment in every movie, it's meant to make you feel sorry for the characters, and so it invokes pathos in the viewer. So Pathetic originally just meant 'makes you feel sorry for them'.

5:49 it all depends on how ass the thetic is is a BRILLIANT joke

"I just thought it was a normal thing, an everyday thing!" I know he's prolly joking here but like dude, dead cells accumulating in the crevices of your body is way more normal than finding blood in your jizz.

Now we can only hope that there's a part 2

3:45 i didnt realize the bee was there so I thought shadow said, "Whee!" In a squeaky voice when he jumped. I was so confused 😂

I like the episode where they talk about hotdogs for a looong time

@sweetpea2604

5 ай бұрын

Which episode 🙃

@pugmasterben

5 ай бұрын

@@sweetpea2604 I forget

I've tried Arin's hiccup trick and can confirm it works every time.

"Billy, what was your favorite Game Grumps episode?" "I liked the one where Arin and Danny talked about hot dog manufacturing for a looooong time."

Yay more smeef

Smeef comp?! Consider my day: improved

I liked when they talked about hotdogs for a looong time

This just makes me want hotdogs

Thank you for talking about hot dogs for 15 minutes Grumps. Now I have heard the beautiful Aquarium Park music for the first time!

10/10 good video, gave me brain wrinkles

“serving c-word” fucking kills me

I’m pescatarian so I don’t really have a stake in the hotdog thing beyond appreciating as much of the animal as possible getting use, but tbh I agree with Arin that a lot of these sorts of things sound a lot worse and scarier and grosser than they actually are, especially if you put them in perspective of what all sorts of food, even straight up natural fruit, contains. Like if you’ve ever seen those memes pointing out how antivaxxers make things sound scary by just listing big fancy chemical words with just like…. listing the natural chemicals in an apple or our own breast milk. The dose makes the poison, after all. And literally everything you could consume has good and bad to it. No food is wholly good and healthy or wholly bad an unhealthy. They can lean more one way than the other but they won’t be all the way. So while health is important, you can really only care so much since perfectly healthy doesn’t exist. Like how so many things are carcinogens (main reason you see the warning so much is that California has such a low threshold for how much something has to impact cancer risk to warrant the warning and products generally just put the label on all products). Most of them barely have any impact and, especially if you go by those California rules, it would just be so insanely impractical to avoid EVERYTHING that technically qualifies as a carcinogen (I mean…. the literal sun, for one). And plus, literally everything ever is gonna somehow impact your risks of something or other and there’s only so much you can really worry about it and only so much concern it’s even really worth. Obviously there is such a thing as too much risk and we do need knowledge and regulations, but perspective goes a long way.

That hotdog section really saved this compilation

fun fact, the root hippo actually comes from greek, the word for horse in latin is equus!

I hate to admit how much I've learned from these google searches😅

I forgot how much I adore Arin and Dan

Educational Grumps

I chose the wrong video to watch while eating omg

Ilike the episosed where they talk about hot dogs for a loooong time

Watching them play Sonic Colors is so unbelievably frustrating But I like learning!

really never thought id learn about “meat slurry” from a grumps video /hj

@maddieb.4282

8 ай бұрын

Hj? Hand job?

8:19 the irony of Arin correcting Dan and still being wrong........it's "chuh-kruh".

equestology is horses

Arin is in deep, deep denial about how gross hotdogs are. Also, sodium nitrate and sodium nitrite have both been shown to cause cancer! Yay!

Fun fact bugs do actually have language it's just nonverbal

Hey Billy, what was your favorite episode of _Game_ _Grumps_ ? I like the one where Arin defended hotdogs for a _loooooooong_ time.

It’s wild to me how Arin reacted to the smegma thing when he just said “it’s blood and semen, isn’t it?” Really makes me wonder where he got that idea. It is kinda notable, though, that even Arin had such a visceral reaction to it. With all the jokes and comments he makes, that one got him.

You can just clean your hot dog on the daily and there’s no smeg

I disagree with the etymology thing, i know where he's coming from. But on the other hand if 75% of drivers don't use their turn signals than 75% of people are driving wrong. Likewise, saying sheep when you mean chicken would be plain incorrect no matter how many people do it lol

Welp... 4:00 Unfortunately I learned something new today...

@chrishei3111

8 ай бұрын

Condolences

@chickensandwich9977

8 ай бұрын

@@chrishei3111 I'll recover

Smeef.

My favorite is when Danny learns why gravity exists… at the age of 40… He thought it was because the earth spins.

"Arin, Ammonia gas is poison." For anyone curious, here's a small list of foods that a lot of people consume that contain some degree of poison in them. *Cherries *Apples *Peaches *Nutmeg *Potatoes *Rhubarb *Almonds *Mushrooms *Cashews *Mangos *Coffee *Salt *Peppers *Mint *Chocolate Also, is Danny really complain about poison in food when he has a well-known druggie past?

But why was ammonia banned?!

I also wanna point out that sometimes why food is banned in one country and not another is due to political and economic reasons!

I hope Dan now knows that as long as you wash regularly you don't actually get smeg

Pfft, Arin doesn’t LEARN.

For those wondering: Ammonia gas is banned in Europe because of 'consumer health concerns'. What these concerns are, who knows, as the report is in Turkish

For anyone wondering about smegma: its a natural oil that comes from the glands. It affects both males and females. Circumcsion, male or female, does not stop the natural oil/lubrication. To prevent build up or smells, wash yourselfs.

Anything in America could be classified as not food because of the shit processing they go through

And we never learned why Europe banned ammonia

I hate that I actually already know a lot of these things, and it makes it extra painful they're getting stuff wrong and trusting Google. Blindly. It just hurts , man

LIES they don't know how to learn

I 100% disagree with Arin - words have specific meanings, regardless of what the dumb populace warps their meaning into. 😂

@JeedyJay

8 ай бұрын

He seems to think that too, sometimes, when he doesn't like the way a lot of people are using the term.

@jordanaultman8423

8 ай бұрын

You know language was just made up right

@imos_theos

8 ай бұрын

With the "Nevada" thing he had a giant segment on how people from Nevada pronounce their state wrong IN THAT SAME PLAYTHROUGH. So it's not like you can even use the excuse that his opinion changed over time on that subject. Arin is just a real contrarian guy. Always funny when he does it though 😂