"So you're fucking Gale now?" "I don't know, yeah, apparently." Way too relatable 😅

@DieGurke_

5 ай бұрын

So you are fucking Gay-le now?

@3DJMV3

4 ай бұрын

shit I read "so you're fucking gay now"

@sagittariusa7662

4 ай бұрын

"Regrettably yes... and it is been too long since I last saved and autosave was somehow disabled so now I am stuck in this situation. Can I say I was bi-curious so I can return to you, Shadowheart." Shadowheart: "Do I look like someone who would settle for Gale's sloppy seconds? Good thing he is into Mystra rather than Lady Shar. Oh great Lady Shar have my virginity." Lady Shar: "Put on the strap-on then pierce my divine darkness." *Sees Shadowheart humping the air with a strap-on.*

@Demulouss

4 ай бұрын

Come again?

@dashycorn

3 ай бұрын

I really liked Gales first romance conversation but he said he wanted to take it slow since we have other things todo, so I decided to only flirt a bit and consider other options ( I wasnt that interested into gale anyways I was only playing around) but then suddenly, buddhism.

The accidentally locking onto the Gale romance was too accurate lmao

@Vile_Oreo

6 ай бұрын

I was going for an evil playthrough and still tripped onto the Gale romance route even though he was against half of what I was doing. That dude is hella thirsty.

@oliviaurquizu8897

6 ай бұрын

@@Vile_Oreo Or hungry 😂👞

@sploofmcsterra4786

6 ай бұрын

Me trying to dodge gale's romance mines he's devoted the expanse of his intellect to

@russeshe001

6 ай бұрын

Really need to get autosaves for when you get forced back to camp by plot at least... I had to go back to a 1.5 hour old save because I fell for the gale romance trap and didn't realize until after the fact when Karlach 'forgot' our plans :c

@lmoa3917

6 ай бұрын

I kept Gale at camp the entire time and then he decides he wants astral projection sex just because I told him not to blow himself up.

Glad I'm not the only one who misunderstood Gale's "magic trick".

@Malhaloc

5 ай бұрын

Right? There was no warning at all for this either. Just "Hey, we're just a couple homies hanging out, doin' magic. And for my next trick, I'm gonna make my penis disappear!" Like, what?

@oedipusrex353

5 ай бұрын

Honestly I just did it as a sorcerer so I could gloat about not being a nerd and reject him at the end

@voidaspects9173

5 ай бұрын

See, i actually fully understood what was going on, and deliberately made the conversation go in a direction where we were just friends. And my god it made him so sad, i destroyed that poor man

@den_den6734

5 ай бұрын

Wait is that what he's talking about when he says he wants to touch the weave with me

@allontegreene9420

5 ай бұрын

SAME ​@@voidaspects9173

I love that every single one of us heard "consume" and took it to mean "Gale straight up eats your boots"

@peachyplum

5 ай бұрын

I mean, the characters even say that he eats them. Wyll says he "slurped that thing up like a horse with a carrot." If you give Astarion the Necromancy of Thay and offer to give it to Gale during the corresponding cutscene, Astarion goes, "No, he's not eating this one!" 😂

@leafwhite6376

3 ай бұрын

Not me! I understand nuance

@zenthossohtnez8331

3 ай бұрын

@@leafwhite6376the magical item disappears tho, no non magical thing like a sword remains, he has to eat it

@leafwhite6376

3 ай бұрын

@@zenthossohtnez8331 Presumably you wouldnt need a mundane pair of boots after the magic has been absorbed though

@Youtubesuckscock

3 ай бұрын

​@@leafwhite6376You don't know Gale's fashion sense

"You're romancing Gale?" "Yeah, apparently." My actual response too when I accidentally talked to him first in the camp

@no3ironman11100

5 ай бұрын

So that's it then? You're fucking GAY-LE now are you?

@krajce1

5 ай бұрын

I also wanted to see the magic trick ... its like you want candy i have some in my van type of approach

@caiocarvalho8844

5 ай бұрын

You still can see his magic trick without leaning towards sex tho

@tylercarrol5213

5 ай бұрын

​@@krajce1you boys like baldur's gate 3? I got some baldur's gate 3 in my van

@bill-or-somthingbill4390

5 ай бұрын

It was optimal!

Gale's romancing you was just so he could eat your last magical item, as well as your last shred of dignity.

@troysanchez6431

6 ай бұрын

CONNORRRRR

@BlackroseXX9

6 ай бұрын

Yea this is pretty cannon 😂😂😂

@masterxl97

6 ай бұрын

Dignity is pretty tasty, dude.

@BeepSmile

6 ай бұрын

Joke's on him, I had no dignity for him to eat.

@Draggobuttboi

6 ай бұрын

"he only liked me for my shorts!"

I love that Gale probably just absorbs the magic from these artefacts thus rendering them useless, but people love portraying it as Gale actually trying to eat the item.

@alekzanderor5489

3 ай бұрын

well, non magical boots would still be boots, so if he only consumes magic from them then he should have given back their normal version!)

@Tropicanine

3 ай бұрын

@@alekzanderor5489 he does say this is how it works when he explains it to you, but somehow game mechanic wise it doesnt

@boianko

3 ай бұрын

​@@alekzanderor5489I kind of assume that having the magic forcefully drained from an object by his evil orb just damages the item beyond repair.

@spicywaffle_

2 ай бұрын

astarion has a necromancy book and if you suggest he gives it to gale he does say "no he's not eating this one" so the characters in game portray it as that also

@jetex1911

2 ай бұрын

@@boiankoI could see that, turning your kickass magic sword that you don't need anymore into a hunk of rust.

My brother kept almost accidentally seducing Gale. It was hilarious, he was just trying to be nice.

@Crumplednoseskin

4 ай бұрын

Yeah. Being nice is how you seduce men. Why do you think we're such dicks to each other all the time?

@Shadows_Inc

4 ай бұрын

It's funny because the devs admitted they "accidentally" made all the characters WAY too easy to seduce, and fixed it in a patch.

@ivoryphoenix7

3 ай бұрын

Halsin told me I was treating him like a lover when I was just being nice to him :’

@fizzbrew

3 ай бұрын

That's what happens when the clown world makes your games. Everyone is "fluid". You can't even talk to Halsin at the party without having a dialogue option "that you didn't want to come on too strong." Not too mention Wyll dancing around like a fairy sprite the moment you do anything he "agrees" with. Fuking ridiculous.

@delphy2478

3 ай бұрын

honestly, thats one of the most disappointing things to me in BG3. i love talking to my part members and exploring all of their dialogue, but i couldn't do that becuase it was always so unclear where the line was between 'i'm a friend trying to get to know you' and 'X-rated content this way lies' and once i had started a relationship i was terrified that i might accidentally attempt to start another one and lock myself out of the first so i just stopped talking to my party members except for my romance option unless they had the exclamation point that they needed to talk to me

Gale scampering off like some mischievous woodland creature at the end was perfect!

@GainsTuesday

6 ай бұрын

And bottomless except for stupid unsexy socks, God it's a funny visual!

@upneetrai

5 ай бұрын

is that what we're calling bottoms now?

@grahamw3730

9 күн бұрын

The bare ass scamper made it that much better.

Every single one of the background goblins have peak character design

@RBAWintrow

6 ай бұрын

pause @01:13

@PaleaRaptor

6 ай бұрын

Hehehe thank you very much

@Augoeides32

6 ай бұрын

You can tell he started normally drawing the lower left 2 goblins first, and then was like, "...yeah, whatever, fuck it."

@Gestaltzerfall

6 ай бұрын

Perfectly paired with the Oblivion goblin sounds.

@anthonygerling6365

6 ай бұрын

For some reason the one in the back with the pink shirt and jeans made me laugh the most

2:01 “well then why is yours out too?” “Because YOU ATE MY DAMN UNDERWEAR, GALE!”

That "I dont know, yeah??" Perfectly conveys the feeling of accidentally romancing one of these characters and just going with it.

@ivoryphoenix7

3 ай бұрын

I did this with Shadowheart my first playthrough.

@kestrelshobbies9976

3 ай бұрын

@@ivoryphoenix7 Karlach on my first playthrough. I was going to romance Astarion since everyone was simping for him, but then Karlach sat down next to me at the fire, said she wanted to do me, and I'm like "okay guess we're romancing Karlach now lol"

@dannyboiii10101

Ай бұрын

I casually told Karlach I was with Gale and she flipped. Apparently she had misinterpreted my friendly banter and I missed it😅

@vileluca

24 күн бұрын

I got Lae'zel....

This was clearly just a ploy to make Connor say "Baby's hungwy again🥺"

@miragemain105

2 ай бұрын

Tbf, a full grown man saying that is so funny

I love how Gale is asking for just three items, yet it's almost canonically agreed in fandom that he is freaking HUNGRY. And horny, but gladly Larian fixed that.

@havcola6983

6 ай бұрын

A sprawling game like BG3 has a steep curve as far as completion go, so I wouldn't be surprised if like 70% of people who started the game never made it out of Act 1... which just so happens to be where gale keeps pestering you about the few really powerful magic items that you come across. So for those players, he never stops being a hungi boi. Also, first impressions etc.

@Call-me-Creeds

6 ай бұрын

And whoever suffered from the infamous magical artifact bug with him... will never forget it or forgive him as he consumed so many of my items only to say "...well I can't wait forever!" And threatened to leave... but Gale, I did give you my boots and everything I had! Ah, fun times.

@bodhidaruma2824

6 ай бұрын

he used to ask more , they toned it down in later patches.

@BeepSmile

6 ай бұрын

@@havcola6983 First impressions yes. There's a guy in a discord I hang out in that complained about Gale being hungry and how he sucked, but... there's literally a ring of colour spray. Frickin' colour spray. And then, because the fella is bad at admitting to being wrong, he complained about the expectations the three eating's caused him to experience. Anyway, to sum up: Gale eating magic items is a good thing because this this Tav is hot and I liked seeing him topless.

@cabbage_cat

6 ай бұрын

​@@bodhidaruma2824 used to as in early access? Because since release he only asked for three items

1:56 *”it’s my cawk.”*

"Babies hungwy again...: "I JUST fed you!" talking to him like hes a toddler. xD

The romance part is pretty accurate. One minute you thought you were bonding, the next, they take it as an invitation for sex 🤣

@Glirion__

5 ай бұрын

Men on general 😂

@mlmii1933

5 ай бұрын

​@@Glirion__ You mean Larian's writers. 😂

@DM-nw5lu

5 ай бұрын

@@mlmii1933 idk man. I've come across many a guy who would interpret a simple compliment or kind gesture as flirting/an invitation to ask me out. Though they're not usually AS desperate as release Gale. I remember I was romancing Astarion on my first playthrough and then Gale accused me of cheating out of the blue in Act 2.. when we never even dated? I was so confused.

@mlmii1933

5 ай бұрын

@DM-nw5lu ... True, I've been accused of flirting when I was just being friendly, but its rare to have the level of "thirsty" that Larian NPCs are known for.

@DM-nw5lu

5 ай бұрын

@@mlmii1933Look at it from this perspective: It's a camp full of hot people who are faced with the reality that they might turn into mindflayers at any given moment thereby completely losing themselves. So within the time they have left of course they are a bit more desperate than one usually would be. It might be their only chance to build connection physically or otherwise. Plus they're only really thirsty in act 1. It fizzles out pretty quickly.

The yelling at Gale "AYE!" as he took the last magical item had the same energy as yelling at your dog when they have something in their mouth that's not supposed to be there 😂

@aurorarose8174

3 ай бұрын

Well it's the same thing

@Bacxaber

2 ай бұрын

*ey. Aye means yes and is pronounced like eye.

i do love how well this captures how "surprise horny" the game is

I love how i knew exactly what was going to happen when Gale wanted to show him his "magic trick." It's exactly like that in the game.

Connor as Gale is not something I thought I needed but I’m SO GLAD exists. Lyle really going hog wild with these guest VA’s.

@dantestrife9657

6 ай бұрын

I wasn't 100% sure it was the monke thank you

@tonybippitykaye

6 ай бұрын

@@dantestrife9657 It’s the G A M E R

@eliotasterforrest5026

6 ай бұрын

Connor giving us the Gale we all need and deserve 😂❤

@micp4130

6 ай бұрын

At the start of the video i was like "this is one hella impressive Gale impression", but at the first voice crack near the goblin camp i was like "I KNOW THAT VOICE CRACK!". Monke spotted in the wild.

@mrself5824

5 ай бұрын

I knew it sounded familiar

The alternative title "Lyle accidentally romanced Gale & had a cartoon made about it."

@anothnypitt443

6 ай бұрын

“”””””Accidentally””””””

@briandipierro8865

6 ай бұрын

I was gonna say "didn't we all?" Because I accidentally romanced him too What a magic trick

@magicrainbowkitties1023

6 ай бұрын

The Rizzard of Waterdeep strikes again

@SUPERMavic

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, it is really easy to rizz up Gale and Wyll, more easy than it is to rizz up the women companions, except for Lae'zel, you just gotta kick some a$$ and you're ready to go.

@elenalizabeth

6 ай бұрын

@@SUPERMavic Laezel I got “very high” approval from just from having her with me for the crèche yallek quest area, and that’s even with me pissing her off because I waved at her bitch queen instead of kneeling 😂

The delivery of the line “eat my… shoes…?” Was flawless

gale aggressively striding in the water gets me every time

Monica always does such a good job with voices I'm always surprised when she shows up in credits cause I can never tell it's her

@crackedemerald4930

6 ай бұрын

She practices by pretending to be mystical voices around the house to trick lyle into thinking there's a fae creature

@Beefaroni_Bert

6 ай бұрын

ironically i can always tell its her lmao

@jaycielle

6 ай бұрын

​@crackedemerald4930 oh so that's why he keeps uploading pictures of that one dog on twitter

@user-kx4cf7iy5u

6 ай бұрын

oooo

@L0LitsMonica

4 ай бұрын

@@crackedemerald4930 I literally told you this in PRIVATE!!!!

1:13 Those goblin designs are absolutely something special

@nodot17

6 ай бұрын

ok but why is 1 of them hot?

@RED_Theory038

6 ай бұрын

@@nodot17 Which one are you referring to?

@fes4861

6 ай бұрын

@@nodot17W H A T

@Grimnoire

6 ай бұрын

Obviously the hot one

@user-kx4cf7iy5u

6 ай бұрын

oooo

This is WAYY too accurate it’s hilarious!! First he eats my magic items, now I’m apparently in a relationship with him now just by talking to him

Gale being a living thirst trap - but in like trap trap you can't escape - is what I'm living for

Cdaqg as Gale is too perfect. He's so smarmy.

@ralph9989

6 ай бұрын

He is so Haughty

@AshnakAGQ

6 ай бұрын

He’s not gay, he’s just British!

@Cheshieruu

5 ай бұрын

@@AshnakAGQ both? both is good

@spider-pt7sb

5 ай бұрын

​@@AshnakAGQcdawg definitely dabbles in the dark arts he has otter written all over him lol

@Dante-mw2ez

5 ай бұрын

@@Cheshieruuboth are not good, one is really bad

"Baby's hungry again...." Connor voicing Gale was the best thing to happen to my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I also accidentally ended up leading Gale on. I thought I was just being polite. Even in real life it’s like five compliments before they start thinking I’m into them.

@guitarmama06

3 ай бұрын

I think Lae'zel is bugged for me. I only talked to her *once* before dumping her back at camp and completely forgetting about her and now she wants to jump my bones...even though I literally rescued her the day before.

@tobiasbayer4866

3 ай бұрын

​@@guitarmama06 Not bugged. Laezel just has the easiest to satisfy romance conditions in the game. Also a lot of thing that raise character oppinion/ likelyhood they will want to sleep with, is not dependant on if they are in your party. Learned this when in my first playthrough I only ever really talked to Shadowheart but she basically hated me, and in my second playthrough where I never talked to her again after getting Laezel she still wanted to sleept with me at the end of the grove victory party. I just happened to do enough stuff that she likes.

@channel45853

2 ай бұрын

I mean, what would you be complementing some people five times on anyway?

@moldinmolders

Ай бұрын

​@@tobiasbayer4866I dont think you actually smash shadowheart there, I think you just have a night out and a possible kiss.(you dont if you fail a insight check and she disapproves of you not kissing her lmao)

@tobiasbayer4866

Ай бұрын

@@moldinmolders Could be. I never actually did her romance events. All i remember is that she offered to drink wine together and when I went to bed she appeared in the list of people to choose between "spending your night with".

When he offered a magic lesson I thought it was just a magic lesson. 🤦‍♂️😂

Gale only needs to eat 3 magical items. He ate your pants because he wanted to.

@Alt0001

5 ай бұрын

That's 3 too many I'm glad I chose Durge 😊

@irishkelly2062

5 ай бұрын

@@Alt0001 My wife and I have over 2k hours combined haha. We have both played as the dark urge. Our current co-op is an honour mode run, I am the dark urge as a drow bardlock, and she is a gnome barbarian monk! Back when we first encountered Gale on our run, she asked me if she could keep his hand as a throwing weapon. His greedy little mitt has since been used to dispatch several enemies on our journey.

@FancyDoughnut

3 ай бұрын

@@irishkelly2062 This might be the best playthrough I've read LOL

I’m gunna have “…how might?” “Preeeeeetty might” in their exact cadence stuck in my head all day lol

0:38 these boots have seen everything

I only realized it was Connor at the "sometiiimes" line. 1:25 Because it started to sound like exactly something Connor would say lol

I loved the oblivion goblin sounds haha

@ShineVendor

6 ай бұрын

Oh damn are those the oblivion goblins?

@user-kx4cf7iy5u

6 ай бұрын

ooo

@zarrowthehorse

6 ай бұрын

SO THATS WHAT IT WAS

@user-kx4cf7iy5u

6 ай бұрын

.-

Connor really knocked it outta the park, it might not be Gale's actual voice, but goddamnit that's how I heard it everytime he ate my shoes etc.

Honestly considering Gale is literally 2 days away from dying at all times, he’s pretty polite about asking to *not die.*

The dark urge has the solution to gales problem

0:27 "not 😘 TELLING 🤪" goddammit that fucked me up 😂

@thatcitrusfriend6234

3 ай бұрын

Frrrr 💀

Gale doing everything in his power to aggressively eat all of my stuff then trying to seduce me at every opportunity is so accurate. Whether it's eating your shoes or catching a rebound by trying to play "put the sorting hat on the Slytherin" this wizard does not take no for an answer. Love this game.

@TheROZOZOZO

3 ай бұрын

pedophylus rejectus!

The Gale voice is actually so good Im not gonna lie 😭

and yet he’s still my favorite hungry wizard

I would love to see the reaction of the voice actor for Gale Seeing this.

I’m not sure he could scamper away like that given how much he complains about his knees whenever I make the party sneak, but dammit I cackled watching it.

This is literally what happened to me with Gale. Played split screen with a buddy, and the fucking Wizard tricked me with that magic trick line lmfaoooo

0:47 Will admit, if I ever got into youtube and had a soundboard... I would so use that in moments where I sacrifice a teammate to save myself xD

This art style is real clean. Shadowheart is cute too. The gale expressions are hilarious.

CDawg knocking it out of the park and coupled with your animations is great combo.

@LazyVoxel

5 ай бұрын

Is this really cdawg?

@popop143

5 ай бұрын

@@LazyVoxelHe's credited in the description lol

I can´t not imagine Connors face while recording Gale´s lines :´)

The Blood of Lathandar: *one of the best weapons in the game and is a must have in Act 2* Gale: This is some Gourmet shit

My Shadowheart was also like "so you're getting close to Gale now, huh? >:(" Excuse me what

Accurate display of how it feels to play through act 1

Personally, I never had an issue running into magic items. I always had a ton of junk items to feed him that nobody ever used.

Shadowheart: ARE YOU SERIOUS? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY ARTIFACT?

It just kept getting better and better, as a #1 Gale fan this is easily my favorite animation of him so far.

1:14 dammm that goblin is packing some cake

WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Gale is just a goat that's addicted to magical items 🐐

Quite like how the ambient noises of the night take a pause once Gale reveals his magic trick

Lyle as the MC is the funniest thing ever. The sheer anger/exasperation that Lyle has mastered through his rat slamming hijinks.

I like how after the fight he has a bunch of scars loll

This is the best running joke and made better by your excellent comedic timing and portrayal here

Thank you for the visual of Gale eating the shoes, it was horrible to look at, I loved it.

Gale does it for me. I don't care, he can eat all my gear.

1:53 this whole clip made me light headed from laughing so much

so youtube's rewind stats is telling me an unsettling amount of people tried to rewind to the exact frame where gale's bare ass is on screen.

The crossover we needed and wanted lord wrath and sir connor

I was laughing with a growing intensity through the whole of this video and how it was getting more and more uncomfortable. This was like watching the most hilarious car crash slow motion.

I dunno, man. He was staring at Gale's 🐓 for a good four seconds before looking away.

why did i laugh SO hard at this! Gale was my fav character and i still don't fully know why after watching this lol

Connor works so well with Gale, I'm genuenly impressed!

Never expected Cdawg to be in one of these in a million years but I love it

Im in a five guys trying really hard to not burst out laughing

Whenever Gale asks me for help him sate his hunger I keep thinking back to this parody. Even though by now I know how to keep a few "edible" items on standby for whenever he gets fidgety.

This is the real gates of Baulders

God, Lyle is a comedy genius!

I am so glad I’m not the only one who thought “best friends” show each other magic tricks… might be the only thing about this game missing is a good 👯‍♂️ bromance 👯‍♂️. Like I don’t neeed to bang them alllll but I’d like a “special comradery BFF” cutscene or interaction.

The jealousy in camp is ridiculous though. Lay'zel is definitely the worst for it...

GOOD GOD that goblin by the fire was CAKED up. 😂

Idk why, but I really thought this was gonna go down the "sonic can I have your shit please" route.

Yeah I got tricked by the "magic trick" as well

I managed to stumble across this before playing BG3 and fully expected Gale to be like this. I was more amused on how accurate it seems that Gale practically inhales magic items like a vacuum cleaner.

Idk what this game is about but the voice acting chemistry here is fantastic

@knotbots

6 ай бұрын

How do you function when you don't know how to read?

Good to see that in every universe Lyle gets tribal tattoos

Gale almost showed me more of his "magic". I caught on and stopped it and immediately went to Shadowheart

Gale is a loot goblins worst nightmare

Bless you Gale. You strange bisexual wizard and your capacity to easily end all battles with a orb suicider bomb.

I didn't know it was Cdawg at first lol. He is a really good voice actor.

Wrath Club is basically the only place to find the kind of game animation parodies this site was built on, thanks Lyle

The facial expressions are amazing.

I'm not sure Gale sees this as a curse or a blessing, honestly. Great job !

This is exactly why Gale stays in the portal. But it's okay, as frustrating as he is he still finds a way to lend a hand.

I've probably watched this ten times or more. It gets me EVERY time. Especially when he takes the other dudes face in his hands 😂😂

This made me laugh out loud. I somehow missed gale in the beginning and only found him recently after going back. Thought he was weird before but this is awesome lol

Even without the credits, Connor's voice is just too recognizable. He plays a good Gale, though.

Then Elminster shows up out of nowhere Elminster: Gale is acting up again isn’t he? Don’t worry I got this

I just watched this twice in a row with my friend and we kept having to pause to laugh at it and repeat our favorite lines. Amazing video

My friend thankfully warned me about gales magic trick.