Mike is 100% right about waiting to eat. Why would I ask someone else if I can have their permission to eat my food. Ridiculous. So it's better for both of us to be unhappy? If you want to eat at the exact same time then tell the waiter to bring the dishes out at the same time. Don't expect me to wait until my dish is cold or ask permission, it's the restaurants fault, not mine.

@atticustibbs2415

Ай бұрын

Tell me you’re 18 without telling me

@catchmybreak

Ай бұрын

I also agree 100% and am 31 lol idk anyone else who waits either I'm not superior to anyone else so why should I expect someone to eat their food on my terms

@patrickkilduff5272

9 күн бұрын

...and this is why you don't get asked out to dinner

Jason’s face during the suitcase moving was amazing. 😂

Best part of my Monday!

Great show! Laughed so hard my ribs hurt!

@ 20:35 did mike say " i error on the side of an over abundance of commas"? instead of "err" on the side

Black shirt gang! Also surprised Jason didn't draft himself and his glorious love handles.

Didn’t know how much I needed this until last week. Thanks guys

Good morning gang!

Watching the show is the only way to go

Fumbled the orca problem. Orcas have never attacked a human in open water. Question is super easy and it isn't the cockroaches.

mike is correct when it comes to the waiting of food

Owl in the thumbnail 😍

Wait did Andy order at burger at a Mexican restaurant? 🤔😧

Unless you're in Sea World, take the Orca

The 1.01 was just doors. That covers so many options.

The real answer for the thing Jason would beat everyone at is easy guys... metals

1. Mini gun 2. Chainsaw 3. Motorcycle 4. Handlebar mustache

@namesandmanes

Ай бұрын

I was totally waiting for someone to draft mustache!

@ryancole7376

Ай бұрын

That’s a great combo of picks lol

10:38 “If there is a world in the future where I am on a ship and I have to abduct ANOTHER alien…” This suggests that Jason has either abducted aliens before, or he is an alien!

I assumed Mike would have chosen a coffee mug for something with a handle since he picked it up while in the draft.

Door being undrafted is a terrible oversight

Mikes confidence in completely wrong info is insane.

@catchmybreak

Ай бұрын

You can tell he doesn't like to admit when he's wrong lol

Freshen up on your documentaries and you'll quickly realize Aliens are the 1000% way to go

FYI fellas. There has never been an incident of wild orcas attacking human beings. You'd be terrified, but safe.

Can’t believe Mike literally chose the specific thing that I picked to face 100 random people in. If you’re ever in the Philly area and want to settle who the best is, let me know.

Toilet and smoker/grill were missed in the draft

I had a friend that took kids out of their beds at night, with their parent's permission, to take them to military camp/school or rehab. It's real.

Jason should've drafted metal 😁

Did Jason just draft a Prius at 1.01?! 😮

Thought Jason might take the handicapped stall in the draft.

You cant HANDLE the truth!

Jason's 101 not being the fridge was depressing...

Twitter Handles in a box with wheels?

Please do that draft of societal norms that nake no sense

Orcas have never killed humans in the wild. Thought this was common knowledge. Edit: added "humans"

@a_wretch_like_me9665

Ай бұрын

Yeah there's never been a recorded human death by orca in the wild. Not saying it's never happened, but it's never been proven in the wild.

@Plan__B

Ай бұрын

Killed or killed humans?... swish

@quesothekid9725

Ай бұрын

@@Plan__B humans. Lol good catch...

@kacenmartin8821

Ай бұрын

What? They literally play volleyball with seals...

@jabrooks1989

Ай бұрын

Then why are they called “killer whales” lol

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Glad I'm a bratwurst.. nice. Lmao

That scat was amazing.

Hey I need some help from the spitballers or hopefully the ducers see this, I’m trying to rewatch an old funny episode but I cannot find it. I’m looking for the one where they play 2 truths and a lie and they talk about the CEO of food for the poor, Robin Mahfood😂 Any help?

@bingley_music

Ай бұрын

Robin Mafood was a legendary episode lol. I feel like that one was in the 100s

It's impolite to start eating your food before the whole table's meals come out (unless it's gonna take several minutes and they're like "don't wait" or something, or if you ask if they mind)... if somebody's running late to that meal, you don't sit down, order, and eat your meal before they show up? You typically wait for them to show up and then order (drinks aside)

@catchmybreak

Ай бұрын

Bad comparison lol

Wonder if Mike has ever wondered what fish would smell like if women didn't swim...

Mike being unable to understand basic human politeness is insane

Car shouldn't count

Mike’s take on societal norms is wack. It might be arbitrary, but it’s respectful.

@spudmuffin2744

Ай бұрын

Asking why we do things the way we do is a necessary exercise. Mike might have his issues, but I don't think he's so off-base with questioning norms.

@catchmybreak

Ай бұрын

​@@spudmuffin2744 exactly lol societal norms most of the time DON'T make sense it's scary that we all participate blindly