Bonus video now up. Thank you all! part 1: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJeFmaNwlZife84.html part 2: you're here part 3: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nKKI1dGGqZqbkso.html part 4: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKyZuNGOp8Kspaw.html

Lets be honest, having Neuvillette as a pet would be both cool and horrifying

@hugothibodeau6137

5 ай бұрын

he isn't the pet, you are

@PkuMM2

5 ай бұрын

'As a pet'​@@hugothibodeau6137

@burnoutcat2387

5 ай бұрын

"This is my dragon. He waterbent the blood of everyone in Fontaine once." *"H-he what?"*

@Cotf6

5 ай бұрын

archons pets; raiden: a fox(a multiple tailed one) zhongli: an earth dragon Venti: a wind dragon that was reunited nahida: a puppet with motha issues furina: a fucking dragon that can make it rain when he cries and dispise other archons

@oddpotato4038

5 ай бұрын

​@@Cotf6For nahida, that would be Wanderer... JK 😂

Canon Neuvillette: Stoic and dignified dragon in the form of a human man. Fanon Neuvillette:

@shanedoesyoutube8001

5 ай бұрын

Also fanon Neuvillette: 🦦

@simonriley4070

5 ай бұрын

Dude let’s be real . He would do this shit if he had more free time

@Phantom_Zone

5 ай бұрын

No shit, Furina has one massive fan. And guess who it is. Man may look stoic, but he deadass would be doing the Aqua dancing for Ruby for Furina in a Furina concert to support her.

@Wetracoon17

5 ай бұрын

​@@simonriley4070 no he would not

@amberxv4777

5 ай бұрын

​@@Phantom_Zone😂 bro is a Furina simp. He's so real for that

I'm going to just assume Neuvillette gets a little...weird, when he's not given enough crisp clean and pure water

@MoodyBluesRequiem80

5 ай бұрын

Pfft that's funky headcanon! 😆😆

@acncore4655

5 ай бұрын

Neuv accidentally drank liyue's water

@peanutbutter3588

5 ай бұрын

​@@acncore4655somehow got water from the chasm

@beansgrenades4001

5 ай бұрын

Ever think about the fact that he’s probably even had Barbara’s bath water?

@keremtukel8178

5 ай бұрын

Me when I drink Osmanthis wine on accident, thinking that it’s Liyue water:

At this rate Neuvi will become the one who got memed the most 😂

@niramolsinpho2274

5 ай бұрын

Just like zhongli

@lunarlove1444

5 ай бұрын

It's always the dragons

@MoodyBluesRequiem80

5 ай бұрын

​@@lunarlove1444dragons are the best 🥵😍🥰😊🖤🖤🖤

@MatsuSenpaii

5 ай бұрын

​@@lunarlove1444like a Dragon

@fatinaliaamira1916

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Neuvillette becoming more unhinged he used the rain trick for Furina's ptsd

@theunrelatable5961

5 ай бұрын

Nah he was crying on inside 😂

@MehIdk.

5 ай бұрын

so this is Furina's ptsd... LMAO.

Poor furina, she can't even sleep. XD

@Silly_Illidan

5 ай бұрын

She can sleep anywhere in the deeps

@FurinaTheActress

5 ай бұрын

I seriously can’t...

@lovelydonutslala

5 ай бұрын

. same profile... same character...​@@FurinaTheActress

@FurinaTheActress

5 ай бұрын

@@lovelydonutslala whoaaa...

@yuukakazami388

5 ай бұрын

​@FurinaTheActress I feel you there sister.

Hoyoverse: his real form is 100 ft powerful hydro dragon Community: water squirrel

@j.t8529

5 ай бұрын

100 ft?. Have you seen the other dragons skeletons they're massive a hundred feet would just be like twice the length of a blue whale while Apep and other easily reaches a thousand they're even larger than Godzilla

@47itachi

4 ай бұрын

@@j.t8529 then 1000 ft sounds good

@lnsflare1

4 ай бұрын

Canon: Water Dragon Fanon: Otter Dragon

@Ryuusubliminals222

14 күн бұрын

Otter :D

After suffering for 500 years, it looks like Furina will have to face the next trial with Neuvillette

@gzapray7203

5 ай бұрын

I can see that. Good news is that she got a lenient sentence. Bad news is that her punishment involves watching his dance in the music of Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale every single day until her death. And maybe it's also his payback for 500 years of suffering from Furina's BS back when she put up the Act(TM).

@taqresu5865

5 ай бұрын

And he'll outlive Furina too.

@1mol831

4 ай бұрын

@@taqresu5865it would be nice if she gets to go on for longer to entertain others.

Furina: "I'M NOT YOUR BOSS ANYMORE" Neuvillette:

Furina was not having it💀

@FurinaTheActress

5 ай бұрын

I will not have it.

@CYN_TH3-S0LV3R

5 ай бұрын

Furina I’ll help ya escape 🥰🥰💅💅

@Girlfailure4life

5 ай бұрын

@@FurinaTheActress same

@Girlfailure4life

5 ай бұрын

@@CYN_TH3-S0LV3R Tysm bestayy 😍

@Furina-is-a-wonderful-Archon

5 ай бұрын

​@@FurinaTheActress My dear we will both NOT have it like Neuvillette is still outside my house still dancing and the worse part is that Wriothesley joined him now both of them are annoying me

he 100% visit Furina once a week/month and would visit more if he had free time

@kingofgreed0737

3 ай бұрын

He probably has some melusines cops keep an eye on her to keep him informed that Furina is doing ok

Furina : If someone wants to kill me, please just do it right now!!!

@AgentRukusu

5 ай бұрын

Ask for Toji :]

@nugu-is_who

5 ай бұрын

AHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@gzapray7203

5 ай бұрын

Nope.

@kacprit

5 ай бұрын

Arlecchino: *grabs sword*

@jasongonzaga9745

4 ай бұрын

it already happened welll.... sort of.....

Imagine neuvilette doing this in his human form

@issa3036

5 ай бұрын

I've seen on random reels, there are people cosplaying Neuvilette and Furina and... They're doing that meme dance😂

@ShinAkiru

5 ай бұрын

@@issa3036 lol

@soupyeris

5 ай бұрын

He would be dancing to oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale

@amberxv4777

5 ай бұрын

There's an edit with that

@user-jw9fx8xf1d

5 ай бұрын

Poor during she didn't know the water would do that lol

LMAO I just spit my water. This is like the meme of the century. First the dragon dance then inducing her ptsd, then the Oratrice dance 😂😂😂

1:22 "oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale" 🗣️🔥

@c6.bennett38

5 ай бұрын

"Cardinal analysis mechanical speaker". Google translate.

@Nello_angelo

4 ай бұрын

We are escaping the death sentence with this one 🔥🔥🔥

@ya_boi_razor

19 күн бұрын

got deaths for feed a melusine.. a chocolate bar.. who know they cannot eat 40 bar at once

I just realize neuvilette can summon his own food just by being sad

@Aati_Gumer

4 ай бұрын

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

@greendevil5176

4 ай бұрын

@@Aati_Gumeryes, just be the highest form of dragon of water and isolate yourself from eating food, and just cry and eat at the same time.

EDIT: I made another one kzread.info/dash/bejne/nKKI1dGGqZqbkso.htmlsi=q3QJYzBcnyp1pfKD "Neuvillette used rain dance."

@elChefsito735

5 ай бұрын

Es super efectivo 😂

@Tj_bravo

5 ай бұрын

It is super effective

@Starlightvtube

5 ай бұрын

Turned into an otter do you want to give him a nickname?

@aeg147

5 ай бұрын

And use dragon dance

@CYN_TH3-S0LV3R

5 ай бұрын

After 4.2 just.. *INHALES*

This is how one makes an amazing sequel. Like Furina gets revenge, Prophecy 2: Electric Boogaloo, Blackmailing with tears, Neuvillette: found a way home, How to feed your dragon, Eevee’s top ten evolutions, Will Furina ever be free??? I am invested lol

@karlakeithdavid

3 ай бұрын

Oh shoot your comment got three six's

I think Furina should just say to Neuvilette:"If i will come back, then you stop your dance? " Then Neuvilette will literally become a rock.

@gzapray7203

5 ай бұрын

That would be the second happiest moment of his life. The first one being judging all Archons and Celestia.

Damn not even in fan animations can my girl catch a break 😂💀

I like how when we first got to know these characters we were like "ah, Furina is the annoying one and Neuvillette has to put up with her" and then now we have things like this, it's so refreshing

You are never getting rid of Neuvillette, Furina. No matter how hard you try, he will not leave you alone.

Furina regretting making Furina cry: "NONONONO! Shhh shhh! Don't cry Neuvilette, you can come in, just don't cry!

@giannnijensen0728

5 ай бұрын

I mesnt Neuvilette

@burnedpotatoes720

3 ай бұрын

Hydro Dragon, Hydro Dragon, don't cry GODSDAMNIT.

@giannnijensen0728

3 ай бұрын

@@burnedpotatoes720 this is more Focalor to say that, I wrote Furina, but is still good

1:18 okay the way he drink the water was lowkey cute 😂

@Astrallynixx

4 ай бұрын

Proceeds to evolve

Never know neuvillette would be such a hyper person 😭

YAS YAS YAAAAASS Neuvi is finally inside and he is HAPPY

Man turned into Penuma to Ousia from that water lamo

1:02 PARTY RAVE!

@ThunderDarks

5 ай бұрын

Man i wanna that remix alone but i cant find it 😭 Edit: nevermind, my dumbass head didn't check the description

Furina's mission to protect the Fontaine is far from over.

leave me alone neuvillete: begins the 2nd catacylsm, floods the whole teyvat, and causes celestia to fall

"How many times have you watch the duo video?" "Yes"

Neuvallte:furina, furina let me in! LEMME IN!!!! YOUR HIGNESS LEMME IN!!!!

This is a beautiful story with character build, tragedy, grief and acceptance. Marvelous piece of art.

What? Your Neuvillette is evolving! Congratulations! Your Neuvillette has evolved from Driftveil City into the Oratrice Mécanique d'Analyse Cardinale!

Neuvi's doing his best job. He deserves all the purest water.

Fully coloured Neuvi-dragon should be categorised as a jumpscare lmao 😂

furina forgot that its neuvilette himself who pays for her rent and food😂😂

@nevermind2254

5 ай бұрын

No. It's her own money from when she was actress in500 hundred years. He didn't pay any. She is rich

@radicalsanta6115

5 ай бұрын

@@nevermind2254 huh? wasn't she an ocenid? focalors gave her the human form to act as the hydro archon she didn't get paid for that bruh🗿

@nevermind2254

5 ай бұрын

@@radicalsanta6115 she get paid from her performance with it isn't archon duty. Read her lore bruh 🗿🗿

@gzapray7203

5 ай бұрын

She has a job. She's a performer and highly popular one at that.

@ZanathKariashi

4 ай бұрын

@@nevermind2254 He does give her a stipend to live on as her severance package, and got her generous terms on her house lease. he mentions this at the end of the archon quest during the question and answer stage.

0:54 i like how it just synchronize

normal day in fontaine.. just the ludex and former archon bickering on the streets🤣

Furina has had enough of her pet dragon/husband neuvillette 😂

He turned from otter to dragon 💀

I am now questioning myself why im watching this and I came to the conclusion that my Brian is rotting at a higher pace than I thought it was

@ladsvlad1421

5 ай бұрын

mannn that poor old Brian

Neuvillette said to the traveler: I will make sure that she lacks nothing. The lack of nothing: Toothless dance, Rain, and ORATRICE MECANIQUE D'ANALYSE CARDINAL🗿🎊🎵🎵🎵

this is so good lol also the end 💀💀

i wheezed at 1:20 was not expecting that😂

nuve dragon form dancing outside your house would be terrifying

0:36-0:46 domain expansion universal flood

He's been H Y D R A T E D

@sleeparalysisdemon1164

5 ай бұрын

H Y P E R D R A T E D

my humor is so broken, there are so many parts of this i could show anyone in my life and they would not find it funny or even understand it

Now I'm imagining Neuvilette being like a vampire that can only enter your house if you invite him in, lol

The way he said oratrice mechanique cardinal 💀💀

How to Train your Hydro Dragon

THE BONUS 😂 fancy lil guy

He's a pokemon! It has evolved for better and for worse

now i need to see Neuvillette actually doing this dance

Oh god. The meme evolved even more

1:02 HARDSTYLE RAVE! 🎉

I am a simple man. I see funni dragon, I click.

Don't cry, Hydro Dragon. No, seriously, please stop.

This is so underated what and amazing and inspiring animation.

I watch this everyday before I go to sleep it's like a ritual now

According to the judgment of ✨️The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale✨️: This is fire

This is the funniest shitpost I’ve ever seen 😭

He evolved at the end💀

furina leveled up her pokemon

Neuvillete is so adorable here

0:29 aAaAh

My humor must be broken cause this has me dying

@thewrathfulsloth2384

3 ай бұрын

Me too me too

I loved the last part! 🤣

this is music to my ears! also dw guys, Furina may be tired but she’s happy Neuvillette is still by her side :P

the tables have turned but this is sooo cute and silly!

Whoa. I think that Dragon is next dancing XD

Though i can see neuvi fight the gods just to protect furina

Hidro dragon, hidro dragon, don't cry....

The ultimate life form of Neuvillette: The black Neuvillette

Neuvillette the only guy, that you don't want to make cry XD

Me: Furina here's a sate of sound cancelling ear plugs hope you have a great sleep lads Furina: THANK YOU FINALLY I CAN GET SOME SLEEP THANK YOU

Furina: SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!

"Today, Furina has learned one of the sea’s harshest lessons; wild dragons can throw very wild parties."

The effort that went into making him look like him, I respecc it

0:55 look at that pool noodle with googly eyes

So that's how Neuvillette cry 😂

According to the judgment of the ✨Oratrice Mécanique D'analyse Cardinale✨

My cat is basically a portable heater and I also physically cannot sleep when something else than myself is in my bed. So I shut the door at night and leave him with food, water, a wonderfully soft cat bed and the whole rest of the flat to roam. Including the hallway in front of my door. I recognize myself in this video.

Ah yes. Driftveil city hardstyle remix

Man i really want to see his dragon form in the game

No te enojes furina recuerda neuvillete paga tu manutención

The fact the crying wasn't the rain world danger theme is disappointing.

Jajajaja cuando le pides a tu esposa que te deje entrar a su casa después del divorcio xD

Neuvillette won't let Furina cry herself to sleep ❤

1:02 💀

Mating dance dosen't work on humans i fear 😂

According to this video, Neuvillette's Pokemon cry is 'Oratrice Mechanique D'Analyse Cardinale ' 🤣

I loved it! Your animation is so funny 🤣

Omggg I love ittt lolll 😂❤❤❤ this video should have a millions views!!

This is too good 😂 made my day❤

toothless neuvi doesnt exist he cant hurt u toothless neuvi:

holy crap Dandee this is perfect

I highly doubt Neuvillette would take that long of a break from his work just to get Furina to let him into her house.