Ngl I played Yakuza 0 like 2 months after my pet rooster died. His name was Pollo (chicken in spanish. Yes, I'm that creative). I was in tears as soon as a chicken appeared on screen, and even more when Kiryu named it Nugget and decided to keep it.

@hayleyblanch5895

Жыл бұрын

r.i.p. pollo

@oofieodyssey4349

Жыл бұрын

I ate the mother fuckin chicken as soon as it appeared on my screen.

@user-of3vp1sp8j

Жыл бұрын

Rip pollo

@blaziard683

7 ай бұрын

rip pollo

@springfaux6991

7 ай бұрын

He is in good place he ascend to code to grant you comfort from beyond the grave

1:24 an alt timeline where Majima gets ordered a to do a hit on someone and actually kills a woman

@sonicsynthwave

Жыл бұрын

Is this actually in the game or is it a mod?

@hoovyaj

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicsynthwave Ye its a mod

@sonicsynthwave

Жыл бұрын

@@hoovyaj oh god..

1:23 parallel universe where majima did the job with no questions

@Gass0208

5 ай бұрын

you forgot the part where she tanks 15 hits with a bat without any issues

1:33 Majima and Park's marriage summarized

What kind of monster does all those heat actions on Makoto?

@tuipulotulavaka1757

2 жыл бұрын

I kept watching like, "Ok, maybe this is the last one.... Or this one? Holy shit, he just keeps going!" 😭🤣

@goromajima8396

Жыл бұрын

Me Bitch

@MarkDoesRBLX

Жыл бұрын

xqc fan

@hyejusleftlung

Жыл бұрын

oda

@oofieodyssey4349

Жыл бұрын

All of twitter, according to those replies I saw on some of those blind girl art posts.

8:44 HELP WHY DID I IMAGINED SOMETHING ELSE WHEN SAEJIMA SAID "BEAT MY MEAT " THEN SHOWED A PICTURE OF HARUKA 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Majima could go into a fighting since he brutally beat down Makoto. That makes him suitable for a fighting game

@komisan5757

Жыл бұрын

actually there was a lot of requests for majima or kiryu to be in tekken since negan and noctis was on tekken 7 the director for yakuza said that he doesn't want to see kiryu hitting a women so i guess there's hope for majima to be in tekken 8 that if harada approves

It took me about 10 seconds to realize Majima wasn't force-feeding Nishitani that bat.

1:33 even for a mod that's really fucked up

@Go_and_Joe

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever made that mod is just taking too much crack

@deadzone4033

Жыл бұрын

Half blind man beats up fully blind woman

@heeaho

Жыл бұрын

She deserves it after making me lose on legend countless times because of that escaping part

@TheDocbach

Жыл бұрын

Alternate story where Majima goes Joker level crazy.

@sonicsynthwave

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDocbach I mean... in the English dub mark hamil voiced majima

7:12 I love that there isn't even any stance on the song, because all we know after listening is just LALALALA LALALALALALALA LALALALA LALALALALALA

15:51 i zooned out so bad i didn't realize i have been staring at this man for almost 2 or 3 minutes I couldn't stop laughig for another 2 or 3 minutes.

I was stared at kiryu for 3 minutes... Very traumatizing... 100/10

1:33 poor Makoto :(

1:38 Majima when park gets an abortion:

5:40 the fact that samurai ondo isn't there but something like ring is annoys me unimaginably more than it really should

10:56 not even a Yakuza meme. it's Splinter Cell Conviction with Yakuza music playing over it

29:40 essence of twerking

@Maxler5795

Жыл бұрын

The quality of the animation makes it much better

9:27 made my childish ass die from laughter

1:23 “Oh, yeah, I’ve actually got a husband now. Had two kids with him too.”

that wahoo punch vending machine with the kiryu noises is the best thing lol

5:40 Please i need this whole meme made as one seperate video

@Maxler5795

Жыл бұрын

It went from "fuck you im better" to "we all agree this is cool right" back to "fuck yall"

@frankuraku5622

Жыл бұрын

That's basically me during the Baka Mitai popularity era in 2020. I was on team 24 Hour Cinderella and i'm getting tired of that meme so bad.

12:59 3 Minutes of Kiryu Payne

1:38 Majima if he didn't know Makoto was blind

‏‪18:15‬‏ boss syndrome but yakuza version

Bro was torturing a blind girl

the debate from which music in yakuza is better from 5:40 - 4:74 is fucking hilarious. also original?

man i really like this compilations

That Makoto fight was FOUL💀

not the jar...

What the dog doing killed me

I did not need to hear Saejima going UOOOOGGHHHH

From the very first clip we confirm that Kiryu has never killed anyone.

9:04 I feel like I should know the name of this specific track

@ziqrifauzi8965

Жыл бұрын

I think it's D2A

@channelddd6299

Жыл бұрын

@@ziqrifauzi8965 Found it, It's from Yakuza 3. Thanks.

watching this on a friday

first vid of the year and i'm giving you the funny yakoozer stuff lol

8:30 now i can tell the same guy who dubbed Saejima is the same as Takamura from Hajime no Ippo

Majima had enough of Makoto's bullshit.

24:24 which music is that

@Maxler5795

Жыл бұрын

Lots of lights from 6. kzread.info/dash/bejne/npWGy7aqhrGzn9I.html

@zerodamnation055

Жыл бұрын

Yakuza 6 Millenium Tower

1:22 People in 1920 when the food their wife made was tasting 0.000001 grams of salt different (the wife is ok i think)

10:40 can someone tell me the name of the song in this meme that plays for 1 second?

Sorry I feel bad for makoto

That Minecraft ting was funny.

0:47 I've played through all the. Yakuza games and I've not seen this cutscene in any of the games. In which game can I find this and how?

@jojoamoah9287

Жыл бұрын

Yakuza 4 I think

1:13 "Crack" Kiryu:AUGHHHHH!!!!!!

song name at 24:30?

@XxDragon345

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of Lights - Yakuza 6

Anyone know what the song at the very beginning of the video is called? It shows up again at like 8:02

@azureskeith6417

Жыл бұрын

Receive You Tech Arrange

@Bushida-san

11 ай бұрын

"Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~" from Y0 It plays when you unlock Dragon of Dojima style and also plays when you fight with the style.

9:30 he’s like: fuck you idc

7:41 B-but what about Tatsuya singing Muppet 😢

10:48 what's the name of the track?

@garfellow5507

Жыл бұрын

rolling eyes fall down the dragon wall from LAD

05:23 Poppy Playtime flashbacks....

0:82

1:23 Andrew Tate fans taking his advice the wrong way

@akiyomer

8 ай бұрын

sonic after

29:00 We are the impractical 4

Where do I find the yakuza nodding discord server

24:19 😂😂😂😂

that 1:45 meme was the best payback of all times

Where shiawase nara ii ya 😢

4:11 music name?

@probro2779

2 жыл бұрын

receive and bite you

@hellainsane3877

2 жыл бұрын

Receive and bite you - Yakuza 4

5:18 Uh, I think your game is corrupted.

‏‪2:16‬‏ may i ask the name of the song please?

@roseIette

Жыл бұрын

Yakuza 0 Reign

@komisan5757

Жыл бұрын

@@roseIette thank you

3:50 A

What's song name 2:06?

@Dolarhydes_Funkytown

2 жыл бұрын

reign yakuza 0

@ashleygrinn34

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dolarhydes_Funkytown ty

@DukeBluedevil70

2 жыл бұрын

Darude - Sandstorm

I know you have a whole list of tracks in your description but what's the name of the song at 28:39 ?

@user-nl4jm2cw1r

2 жыл бұрын

for faith vocal

5:16 fuck the what?

That would make such a good substory for Kiryu. “Raging Thirst” Kiryu walks down an alleyway, which triggers a cutscene. Kiryu sees a water vending machine. He is thirsty. The player gets the option to insert 100¥ into the machine. You get nothing. Kiryu becomes enraged and a “fight” starts where you beat on the vending machine. At the end, Kiryu rips off the front end of the machine, where he not only finds the last water bottle stuck in the machine, but 100,000¥ on the side. I had an idea about continued substories, but this comment would be too long if I did.