Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone

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A full package of ingame and lobby jokes from Smii7y's Warzone videos. Clips go in a special order. Chapters' timestamps may help you navigate the video. Or you can watch the whole thing with some snacks :)
Please, enjoy :)
Smii7y's channels:
/ @smii7y
/ @smii7yplus
/ @smii7yminus
The boys:
‪@BlargMyShnoople‬
‪@Bigpuffer‬
‪@Grizzy‬
‪@ElasticDroid‬
‪@soup‬
‪@WiddasTy‬
‪@EliLikesRice‬
and others
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Warzone playlist:
• Warzone
3 videos that are not there:
• Warzone Moments but it...
• Warzone Moments that m...
• Warzone Moments that r...
Themes' chapters:
00:00 - Froggy frucket
07:37 - Hamburgers
12:21 - Cows?
13:14 - Pax
15:38 - AN ANT!
17:12 - some stories with a$ses
18:37 - Ingame Wild Jokes
32:36 - ASMR Lobby
36:46 - Tasty Lobby
38:53 - Just Lobby Jokes
01:03:58 - 🎹 Outro:
Boyz On The TRAQ ft. Ramsteez, Shotgun Willy
/ boyz-on-the-traq-ft-ra...
@traqula:
@ramsteez175
@ShotgunWilly
🧊🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🧊
My twitter: / bluebirryn - actually there's nothing special
#smii7y #warzone

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  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Жыл бұрын

    "500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD

  • @ThatSkyKyle

    @ThatSkyKyle

    10 ай бұрын

    Looool

  • @Error-2156-X

    @Error-2156-X

    8 ай бұрын

    I agree

  • @bru9383

    @bru9383

    7 ай бұрын

    Don't threaten me with a good- huh

  • @mikkelnpetersen

    @mikkelnpetersen

    2 ай бұрын

    11 billion crabs

  • @sandman5891
    @sandman5891 Жыл бұрын

    I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.

  • @goofy-ahh101.

    @goofy-ahh101.

    2 күн бұрын

    500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.

  • @scarlettexenon
    @scarlettexenon8 ай бұрын

    14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt

  • @SemiEclectic

    @SemiEclectic

    3 ай бұрын

    Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.

  • @Facethatsad

    @Facethatsad

    Ай бұрын

    @@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy11529 ай бұрын

    21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    9 ай бұрын

    I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄

  • @turboismad9376

    @turboismad9376

    4 ай бұрын

    *MY NAME RUPERT.*

  • @n3rd_chris520
    @n3rd_chris520 Жыл бұрын

    29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂

  • @TheWiseDoge

    @TheWiseDoge

    2 ай бұрын

    This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta11118 ай бұрын

    19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex8942 Жыл бұрын

    “The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂

  • @Anigaming-dz5gh
    @Anigaming-dz5gh Жыл бұрын

    Warzone moments but it's standup comedy

  • @notsmii7y

    @notsmii7y

    Жыл бұрын

    The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it

  • @disneydan1504

    @disneydan1504

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I never noticed that

  • @demonknight0412

    @demonknight0412

    7 ай бұрын

    Thats his whole channel 😂

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins755111 ай бұрын

    13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.

  • @bluebirryn
    @bluebirryn Жыл бұрын

    *frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)

  • @smoove_

    @smoove_

    Жыл бұрын

    there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket

  • @mr_inzaine

    @mr_inzaine

    3 ай бұрын

    I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket

  • @goofy-ahh101.

    @goofy-ahh101.

    Сағат бұрын

    Pin

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo9 ай бұрын

    23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’

  • @aerinina

    @aerinina

    2 ай бұрын

    honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force

  • @branpul0604
    @branpul0604 Жыл бұрын

    42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 Жыл бұрын

    Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk9 ай бұрын

    41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂

  • @ShadowSniper743
    @ShadowSniper7434 ай бұрын

    24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    4 ай бұрын

    Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side

  • @lepone2317
    @lepone2317 Жыл бұрын

    *AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.

  • @Cjvoltage232
    @Cjvoltage23211 ай бұрын

    44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    11 ай бұрын

    That's one of my favorite moments :)

  • @DrewSavo

    @DrewSavo

    9 ай бұрын

    I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_

  • @ShadowlightXX03
    @ShadowlightXX038 ай бұрын

    36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.

  • @marceloumana3463
    @marceloumana3463 Жыл бұрын

    Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him

  • @thedandy6765

    @thedandy6765

    Жыл бұрын

    smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl Жыл бұрын

    "It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"

  • @smoove_
    @smoove_ Жыл бұрын

    31:19 transforms into a lawnmower

  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink4 ай бұрын

    "Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭

  • @ThePandemonium
    @ThePandemonium Жыл бұрын

    10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby

  • @thantos2530
    @thantos2530 Жыл бұрын

    49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie

  • @eherogaia8545
    @eherogaia8545 Жыл бұрын

    11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 Жыл бұрын

    8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao

  • @Elmo_gtagvr55
    @Elmo_gtagvr55 Жыл бұрын

    45:20 head trauma lol

  • @turboismad9376

    @turboismad9376

    4 ай бұрын

    *H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*

  • @bigfootadmirer8627
    @bigfootadmirer86279 ай бұрын

    20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever

  • @bigfootadmirer8627

    @bigfootadmirer8627

    7 ай бұрын

    Do i really need to say more?

  • @luminous1968
    @luminous1968 Жыл бұрын

    35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Fart jokes never disappoint

  • @Nikke__
    @Nikke__ Жыл бұрын

    youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better

  • @halyoalex8942
    @halyoalex89422 ай бұрын

    God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D

  • @l_Demo
    @l_Demo Жыл бұрын

    12:21 should had said holy cow

  • @barbdyck642
    @barbdyck6426 ай бұрын

    50 shades of frog 🐸

  • @toddbattlehammer9012
    @toddbattlehammer9012 Жыл бұрын

    Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @ThatOneInkIing
    @ThatOneInkIing8 ай бұрын

    21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    8 ай бұрын

    Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆

  • @HolyFuckItsAMEME
    @HolyFuckItsAMEME7 ай бұрын

    6:07 holy shit I almost spat out my drink all over my monitor

  • @randomguy3080
    @randomguy308011 ай бұрын

    Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 Жыл бұрын

    54:05 does matt have a POV of this?

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Me curious too

  • @CalmestRaccoon
    @CalmestRaccoon Жыл бұрын

    The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.

  • @velris2745
    @velris27459 ай бұрын

    At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Жыл бұрын

    "You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45

  • @AmaraTheTransFemboy
    @AmaraTheTransFemboy4 ай бұрын

    Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW

  • @jordanu1220
    @jordanu1220 Жыл бұрын

    Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    You're welcome

  • @limesampkins-oy1xo
    @limesampkins-oy1xo9 ай бұрын

    Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys

  • @santinopucheta1111
    @santinopucheta11118 ай бұрын

    21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*

  • @Judge_Of_Fate
    @Judge_Of_Fate Жыл бұрын

    Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails

  • @Error-2156-X
    @Error-2156-X Жыл бұрын

    11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer

  • @bru9383
    @bru9383 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar

  • @goofy-ahh101.

    @goofy-ahh101.

    Күн бұрын

    *J A F A R ! !*

  • @emerald0052
    @emerald0052 Жыл бұрын

    11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Okay... ;)

  • @Danidoesnails
    @Danidoesnails7 күн бұрын

    43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO

  • @brendent.934
    @brendent.934 Жыл бұрын

    Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!

  • @Goldstandard_1
    @Goldstandard_111 ай бұрын

    21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    11 ай бұрын

    "you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.69162 ай бұрын

    25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery

  • @Cutebear376
    @Cutebear376 Жыл бұрын

    34:47 ya welcome

  • @tatertots2682

    @tatertots2682

    Жыл бұрын

    Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao

  • @Cutebear376

    @Cutebear376

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tatertots2682 no, sorry.

  • @SchröderGV

    @SchröderGV

    Жыл бұрын

    ​​@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)

  • @Goldstandard_1
    @Goldstandard_111 ай бұрын

    Blarg: I got a bucket Me: Dear God

  • @matthewwiegand4833

    @matthewwiegand4833

    11 ай бұрын

    Blarg: There's more.

  • @actuallyIDontExist

    @actuallyIDontExist

    10 ай бұрын

    @@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO

  • @sharkpique
    @sharkpique Жыл бұрын

    "im rimming you next time i see you"

  • @brziperiod
    @brziperiod Жыл бұрын

    Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit

  • @devilwhonos
    @devilwhonos11 ай бұрын

    30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol

  • @jamie6384
    @jamie6384 Жыл бұрын

    We need a soundboard video

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh, okay 👍

  • @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound1119
    @SS_Atlantic_Greyhound11195 ай бұрын

    This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!

  • @galvatron5778
    @galvatron5778 Жыл бұрын

    The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated

  • @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir
    @ChivalrousThief_Zelnir Жыл бұрын

    "THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

  • @disneydan1504
    @disneydan15045 күн бұрын

    In Grizzy’s defense, there are such a thing as a sea snail

  • @Jackarooooo
    @Jackarooooo7 ай бұрын

    I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    7 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @Kelsousername
    @Kelsousername2 ай бұрын

    "who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha

  • @Anobluu
    @Anobluu Жыл бұрын

    I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂

  • @little_wolffy3173
    @little_wolffy31736 ай бұрын

    "I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"

  • @disneydan1504
    @disneydan15047 ай бұрын

    20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times

  • @matthewboyer7401
    @matthewboyer74012 ай бұрын

    "Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?" "So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"

  • @Shadow0fd3ath24
    @Shadow0fd3ath24 Жыл бұрын

    30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao

  • @davecrupel2817

    @davecrupel2817

    Жыл бұрын

    Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c

  • @wandered_rogue22

    @wandered_rogue22

    11 ай бұрын

    @@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse

  • @DrewSavo

    @DrewSavo

    11 ай бұрын

    It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’

  • @Korey1121
    @Korey112124 күн бұрын

    I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.

  • @RayZrAnims
    @RayZrAnims26 күн бұрын

    8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"

  • @miguelangelo2871
    @miguelangelo28713 ай бұрын

    This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂

  • @dippw
    @dippwАй бұрын

    24:03 Upset eating, I felt that🥲

  • @dutch_and_dimes
    @dutch_and_dimes Жыл бұрын

    I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present

  • @micailouros
    @micailouros Жыл бұрын

    Frog Moment.

  • @mega-swampy1311

    @mega-swampy1311

    Жыл бұрын

    frog moment

  • @histarke
    @histarke7 ай бұрын

    1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G- Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-

  • @LuthienTenor
    @LuthienTenor Жыл бұрын

    Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notsmii7y
    @notsmii7y3 ай бұрын

    46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever

  • @jessicadean9258
    @jessicadean925815 күн бұрын

    Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD

  • @NoahTurbo_
    @NoahTurbo_ Жыл бұрын

    Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"

  • @Noir-st4sx
    @Noir-st4sx7 ай бұрын

    Smii7y is very slowly turning into the Goons with Matt around.

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    7 ай бұрын

    He's the fifth secret agent of Goons 😁

  • @JuniperofTheWolves
    @JuniperofTheWolves Жыл бұрын

    This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please

  • @mitsuyoshitada2688
    @mitsuyoshitada2688 Жыл бұрын

    RUPERT!

  • @Majimba
    @Majimba6 ай бұрын

    14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain

  • @phelan511
    @phelan51113 күн бұрын

    32:07 that fucking laugh😂

  • @violet_steak3412
    @violet_steak34126 ай бұрын

    "Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07

  • @WerewolfCowboy
    @WerewolfCowboy7 ай бұрын

    13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's

  • @TheWiseDoge
    @TheWiseDogeАй бұрын

    24:05 Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this

  • @fieryhephestus
    @fieryhephestus Жыл бұрын

    I wish they showed a pic of soup's pool o frog

  • @bluebirryn

    @bluebirryn

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @WheelsOzzy
    @WheelsOzzy Жыл бұрын

    Frog Brownie, a frownie

  • @Joyful_Traitor
    @Joyful_Traitor11 күн бұрын

    I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you

  • @peterclaymore2239
    @peterclaymore22393 күн бұрын

    42:32 gets me every time

  • @Obi1Classic
    @Obi1Classic Жыл бұрын

    36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.

  • @Redfox264
    @Redfox2647 ай бұрын

    This killed me 😂 37:32

  • @user-oc5mw3we2q
    @user-oc5mw3we2q6 ай бұрын

    45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard

  • @avienzo
    @avienzoАй бұрын

    22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO

  • @kogumaisliterallyme
    @kogumaisliterallymeАй бұрын

    I might actually overdose on laughter and die rather than have my depression cured because of this video

  • @_neptunians_1852
    @_neptunians_18522 күн бұрын

    45:03 WHY DID THAT GO SO HARD DAYUMM

  • @roccosaint5844
    @roccosaint584410 ай бұрын

    Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.

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