Funny jokes & stories from Smii7y's Warzone
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A full package of ingame and lobby jokes from Smii7y's Warzone videos. Clips go in a special order. Chapters' timestamps may help you navigate the video. Or you can watch the whole thing with some snacks :)
Please, enjoy :)
Smii7y's channels:
/ @smii7y
/ @smii7yplus
/ @smii7yminus
The boys:
@BlargMyShnoople
@Bigpuffer
@Grizzy
@ElasticDroid
@soup
@WiddasTy
@EliLikesRice
and others
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Warzone playlist:
• Warzone
3 videos that are not there:
• Warzone Moments but it...
• Warzone Moments that m...
• Warzone Moments that r...
Themes' chapters:
00:00 - Froggy frucket
07:37 - Hamburgers
12:21 - Cows?
13:14 - Pax
15:38 - AN ANT!
17:12 - some stories with a$ses
18:37 - Ingame Wild Jokes
32:36 - ASMR Lobby
36:46 - Tasty Lobby
38:53 - Just Lobby Jokes
01:03:58 - 🎹 Outro:
Boyz On The TRAQ ft. Ramsteez, Shotgun Willy
/ boyz-on-the-traq-ft-ra...
@traqula:
@ramsteez175
@ShotgunWilly
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My twitter: / bluebirryn - actually there's nothing special
#smii7y #warzone
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"500 liters of Frog" is one of my favorite Matt's stories. And "IM RIMMING YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!" is one of his best threats xD
@ThatSkyKyle
10 ай бұрын
Looool
@Error-2156-X
8 ай бұрын
I agree
@bru9383
7 ай бұрын
Don't threaten me with a good- huh
@mikkelnpetersen
2 ай бұрын
11 billion crabs
I love it how there’s a disclaimer for “not family friendly content” and instantly you hear “500 liters of frog”.
@goofy-ahh101.
2 күн бұрын
500 Frogs in A Big Bottle.
14:50 love how matt goes from being mad annoyed to just "boys, tea's ready" with a calm tone We all gotta love matt
@SemiEclectic
3 ай бұрын
Probably because of all the wheezing laughter sounded like a kettle.
@Facethatsad
Ай бұрын
@@SemiEclectic oh really that's totally not what they meant at all what do you make tea in ? a kettle captain obvious
21:34 Matt screaming "RUPERT!" had me dying man
@bluebirryn
9 ай бұрын
I read PUFFERT accidentally 😄
@turboismad9376
4 ай бұрын
*MY NAME RUPERT.*
29:58 this is the funniest comeback blarg has made in my opinion. Makes me laugh so hard because he was so quick with it 😂
@TheWiseDoge
2 ай бұрын
This is not the only time this happened- Smii7y: “What flavour are you Grizzy?”😏 Grizzy: “What do you fucking think?-“ 😂 Matt with zero hesitation: “BLACK LICORICE.” 😀
19:01 *SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL GRIZZY!!*
“The end was… this” “And we finally reached it, boys” *Video ends* Perfect. 😂
Warzone moments but it's standup comedy
@notsmii7y
Жыл бұрын
The first 5 minutes or so was all frog jokes but I’m all for it
@disneydan1504
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god I never noticed that
@demonknight0412
7 ай бұрын
Thats his whole channel 😂
13:53 that’s just ADHD, yo. I once spent an hour flipping a pencil back and forth from hand to hand.
*frucket* *bamhurger* *AN ANT!* yeah, that's all I wanted to say :)
@smoove_
Жыл бұрын
there's AN ANT in my bamhurger frucket
@mr_inzaine
3 ай бұрын
I want to eat 300 liters of fried frucket
@goofy-ahh101.
Сағат бұрын
Pin
23:14 I’m still waiting for the sitcom to air. Just 3 guys living their lives and in the background you’ve got Jafar the terrorist who’s famously survived 7 suicide bombings just plotting, and they’re just like ‘Yeah dude, rents due next week.’
@aerinina
2 ай бұрын
honestly makes me think of aqua teen hunger force
42:53 Probably my favorite clip from Matt, something about the audio of this clip makes it sound like he was recorded by a front door camera
Mattercell: "This... gives me... an idea..."
41:01 grizzy sounded like he just had a raccoon shoot up his ass 😂
24:13 "Why did we lose that? This is so good!"
@bluebirryn
4 ай бұрын
Hehe, it's like the the right side of a brain vs the left side
*AHH WATER ON MY KEYBOARD!* - Blarg I love how naturally chaotic and funny Matt is. Like the boys said, he doesn't even TRY to be funny; he's just LIKE THAT all the time.
44:54 thank you for adding the music, it makes it 1000x funnier 😂
@bluebirryn
11 ай бұрын
That's one of my favorite moments :)
@DrewSavo
9 ай бұрын
I don’t know which is better: the added music or the fact that through sheer dumb fluke Blarg actually managed to sing in time with the song. _HEAD TRAUMA_
36:08 I love how in time Grizzy was with that burp.
Blarg is just walking content idk how smii7y will get content without him
@thedandy6765
Жыл бұрын
smii7y manages on his own aswell but blarg is like my friend the content is just there
"It was multi-ant. It was ant plural!!"
31:19 transforms into a lawnmower
"Bro. It was in spongebob, he was under the sea, what?" *_"SO WAS A GOD DAMN SQUIRREL, GRIZZY!"_* That caught me SO off guard. 😭
10:42 Grizzy becomes Kirby
49:18 Smii7y's reply sounds like a line from a Tommy Wiseau movie
11:48 uhh did y’all hear what Matt said?………😂 sure didn’t sound like that…..😮
8:00 Don't take that outta context lmfao
45:20 head trauma lol
@turboismad9376
4 ай бұрын
*H E A D T R A U M A ! : )*
20:59 ah yes the ultimate stress reliever
@bigfootadmirer8627
7 ай бұрын
Do i really need to say more?
35:08 they got me laughing as I was breathing out that was painful but hilarious
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Fart jokes never disappoint
youtube for some reason refuses to show the video higher than 144p but I think that it just makes it ten times better
God, every time I hear the frog house story, I can't unsee the Mattercell animation of it. It invades my mind's eye, like a psychic attack. :D
12:21 should had said holy cow
50 shades of frog 🐸
Hey, thanks for actually doing something with my suggestion, and even adding a bit to it. Most of the time, channels just ignore them but I'm glad to see you actually surf the comments for video ideas like mine and probably many others. You have my subscription and I can't wait for the next compilation.
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
21:00 ayo all of a sudden im stressed
@bluebirryn
8 ай бұрын
Do you want a bl*wjob? 😆
6:07 holy shit I almost spat out my drink all over my monitor
Bro the shot at 4:20 even though the conversation is so silly, the shot of blarg Droid and Puffer falling and leaving the trail in the air from smitty’s pov is fucking cool
54:05 does matt have a POV of this?
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Me curious too
The fact you likely found the exact squirrel image Blarg sent them is both amazing and concerning.
At 10:02 on i cant help but feel like the hellhound is the one wanting hamburger in my brain
"You make my heart whole...full of shotgun shrapnel!" 😂😂😂 EDIT: 39:45
Cows in a hurricane be thinking: HOLY COW
Thank u blue for doing all these different Smitty videos❤️
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
You're welcome
Dude I wish I could have a friendship as pure as these guys
21:34 *¡¡¡RUPERT!!!*
Anyone have a list of the amount of times Smi77y, Blarg, Grizzy, and Puffer have gaslighted each other whether intentional or not because them telling Grizzy that snails don't live in the ocean gets me every time. There are sea snails
11:53 imagine working in a fast food place and getting this costumer
The fact that almost a third of the video is lobby jokes, you just know what the environment for perfect comedy is. 😂😂 Warzone is just a beautiful disaster with Smii7y Edit: and of course, Jafar
@goofy-ahh101.
Күн бұрын
*J A F A R ! !*
11:17 11:33 11:53 22:20 24:22 36:46 37:33 40:01 40:37 52:45 54:49 55:19 56:05 56:56 58:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Okay... ;)
43:10 love seeing arab jokes from matt LMFAO
Props to you for putting the episode title for each segment so I know where to find it, as well as your other Smii7y compilations! Thank you kindly for your work!
21:00. I took a sip of milk and immediately spat it out when he said that. That caught me off guard so bad
@bluebirryn
11 ай бұрын
"you need a bl*wjob?" 😂 (you were drinking milk while watching milk, wow))
25:07 I’ll never not love that delivery
34:47 ya welcome
@tatertots2682
Жыл бұрын
Do you know what the sound effect is called ive been looking for it for so long lmao
@Cutebear376
Жыл бұрын
@@tatertots2682 no, sorry.
@SchröderGV
Жыл бұрын
@@tatertots2682 Just search "brain aneurysm meme", you'll find it :)
Blarg: I got a bucket Me: Dear God
@matthewwiegand4833
11 ай бұрын
Blarg: There's more.
@actuallyIDontExist
10 ай бұрын
@@matthewwiegand4833 Me: NO
"im rimming you next time i see you"
Frog segment post mattercell animations is hilarious. Like the frodge bit
30:34 image if some other team just heard it and walked in wounding wtf lol
We need a soundboard video
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Oh, okay 👍
This has become one of my favorite videos cause it always makes me laugh so hard. Know to self, but be careful whenever you drink or eat anything while watching this cause their is a good chance you turn into a water sprinkler!
The hurricane cow joke is severely underrated
"THATS IT, IM RIMMING YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"
In Grizzy’s defense, there are such a thing as a sea snail
I was listening to this in my car, got to 2:12 where blarg said Siri, my siri proceeded to show me crazy frog.
@bluebirryn
7 ай бұрын
🤣
"who lives in a lobster?" "fucking nobody?" hahaha
I noticed it was an hour long compilation like halfway through the video and just went "frucket, I'ma watch the rest now that I got this far" 😂
"I better get a full candy bar or I'M OPENING THIS VEST!!!"
20:09 Smii7y tried to say his joke five times
"Bro, it was in SpongeBob, he was under the sea, what?" "So was a goddamn squirrel, Grizzy!!!"
30:01 and 1:03:16 are some of the best jokes ever made by Matt lmao
@davecrupel2817
Жыл бұрын
Shame on me perhaps. But i dont get the token joke. :c
@wandered_rogue22
11 ай бұрын
@@davecrupel2817cause they’re making a joke on the “token black guy” trope since a lot of group will have one black friend to seem more diverse
@DrewSavo
11 ай бұрын
It doesn’t HAVE to be that way. There’s a British comedian who’s starring role on a tv show catered towards disabled people is ‘Token Able-Bodied Person’
I was sent to Christian camp a lot and I loved it. We would go to church and at night sneak around and sleep with different people. Lots of fun times there haha.
8:14 "1 guy, 1 pit, 1 crime concealed"
This video just made me realize hoe much matt is just a walking content maker 😂
24:03 Upset eating, I felt that🥲
I swear Matt just radiates Content Energy just by being present
Frog Moment.
@mega-swampy1311
Жыл бұрын
frog moment
1:01:16 True reason why Puffer's a big G- Taking bs and roast em nice and fine-
Bro I be wheezin' like the Penguin from Toy Story 2 by the end of this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
46:58 will always be the best Grizzy lip ever
Not gonna lie... 26:23 I was taking a sip of my soda... my nose hurts like a bitch now.... XD Then I immediately take another one... now my nose hurts twice as much. XD
Ever since Matt's whole frucket joke and 500 liters of frogs story, I personally thought that Animal Crossing: New Horizons would be a good game for him to play on his spare time (like whenever he's not recording or streaming), especially because there's an item in this game literally called "froggy chair"
Smii7y is very slowly turning into the Goons with Matt around.
@bluebirryn
7 ай бұрын
He's the fifth secret agent of Goons 😁
This video, on my graduation day!? Yes please
RUPERT!
14:20 and 14:30 Matt's outburst of rage made me laugh so hard,I'm having stomach pain
32:07 that fucking laugh😂
"Who lives in a lobster?" got me dying! 49:07
13:58 from this and the 30 seconds after of just blarg yelling at grizzy after calling a zoo animal just losing i was on the floor dying tears in my eyes omg i cant breathe my laugh got as much pitch as Smitty's
24:05 Almost every kid show or rom com has a scene where the protagonist is eating something and crying and they sound like this
I wish they showed a pic of soup's pool o frog
@bluebirryn
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
Frog Brownie, a frownie
I was looking for the AN ANT clip thank you
42:32 gets me every time
36:06 Waiting for someone to drop a banger using this part.
This killed me 😂 37:32
45:22 that HEAD TRAUMA got me laughing hard
22:05 WHY THAT SOUND SO GOOD THO
I might actually overdose on laughter and die rather than have my depression cured because of this video
45:03 WHY DID THAT GO SO HARD DAYUMM
Cow in a hurricane, goes straight to clip of a cow in a tornado. That shit fucking got me.