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  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Жыл бұрын

    You guys discussing night club farts absolutely killed me 😭😂

  • @hollywoods3173

    @hollywoods3173

    Жыл бұрын

    They way he says poop has me fighting back tears!!!!

  • @98913040

    @98913040

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hollywoods3173 that's jamaican slang for fart but it's not shit

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    James and Fuhad moving mad!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/apiBprWbcqTKYNI.html

  • @melinfitycapri581

    @melinfitycapri581

    Жыл бұрын

    Frfr

  • @bashirediouf584

    @bashirediouf584

    Жыл бұрын

    😊 If you smelt it, you delt it

  • @andyawe13
    @andyawe13 Жыл бұрын

    I discovered y'all a few days ago and am now completely obsessed. Much love from across the pond. The laughter is infectious, and I love how chill James is saying the most outrageous/enraging stuff.

  • @violetinthesun1756

    @violetinthesun1756

    Жыл бұрын

    Saaaame!

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    James and Fuhad moving mad!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/apiBprWbcqTKYNI.html

  • @bla9917

    @bla9917

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here 😂❤

  • @CulinaryGuide

    @CulinaryGuide

    Жыл бұрын

    .p

  • @EuSouPrimoDele

    @EuSouPrimoDele

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here, found by chance a few days, now everyday i watch a video before i sleep

  • @Cantetinza17
    @Cantetinza17 Жыл бұрын

    The Chik Fil-A was hilarious. It's true daughters can get things out of there fathers. Even when my Dad said a loud robust "NO"! The next morning when I woke up it would magically be there as if a fairy or some other sci-fi creature dropped it off. And my Dad wouldn't say a word. "I'd say thank you Daddy" and he would either make a small growing sound or a short and low mhmm. Once he said, "And that's it, that's all you're getting". Later that day he purchased some cookie dough from me and my sister for a fundraiser.

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    James and Fuhad moving mad!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/apiBprWbcqTKYNI.html

  • @Eric300ram

    @Eric300ram

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts , good dad

  • @addyurdaddy2851

    @addyurdaddy2851

    Жыл бұрын

    On god! Being the only child as well I have so much to teach future daughters 😊

  • @Killixn_
    @Killixn_ Жыл бұрын

    Omg my mom always asks me to tell my dad that "we" want food when SHE wants it and I'm 21 😭💀

  • @chevanneseellis4325

    @chevanneseellis4325

    11 ай бұрын

    Relatable

  • @indicamberr
    @indicamberr Жыл бұрын

    “I’ve got friends and they’ve got eyes” 🤣🤣

  • @pennykilgour8923
    @pennykilgour8923 Жыл бұрын

    These ones are always my favourite 😂😂 the way Fuhad jumps when he’s making a joke about he’s just said 😂💀

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    James and Fuhad moving mad!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/apiBprWbcqTKYNI.html

  • @Tummyachesurvior
    @Tummyachesurvior Жыл бұрын

    Yo, the dude broke up my best friends marriage is named Garrett… Couldn’t be a more appropriate name also, considering he’s the…butt of all our jokes

  • @mazal9895

    @mazal9895

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @xlm3509

    @xlm3509

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought you were gonna say "Garrett blew up thier relationship like a Wuhan spinny boi"

  • @U-Gozoo

    @U-Gozoo

    Жыл бұрын

    👌👏👏👏👏 you win the internet

  • @tracypeebles9362

    @tracypeebles9362

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Domopremo

    @Domopremo

    Жыл бұрын

    James and Fuhad moving mad!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/apiBprWbcqTKYNI.html

  • @leesalt2787
    @leesalt2787 Жыл бұрын

    The Kanye and Kim tweet was jokes 🤣 😂

  • @yourmom-tu2gc
    @yourmom-tu2gc Жыл бұрын

    the way he yells james makes me laugh everytime💀

  • @allthingsvuyo1367
    @allthingsvuyo1367 Жыл бұрын

    Came across these Kings 3 days ago and my obsession 😍😍😍 literally been watching back to back

  • @sanzas4834

    @sanzas4834

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @jabbz9316

    @jabbz9316

    Жыл бұрын

    Me rn😅

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 Жыл бұрын

    James doing the 'North to Yeezy' part took me out🤣🤣😭.

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 Жыл бұрын

    every time Fuhad says “that is a threat” i laugh hard af! literally out of breath

  • @pjwin5520
    @pjwin5520 Жыл бұрын

    Literally came across you guys over this weekend as I been in bed sick all weekend and I've been obsessed 😂😂 Heaps of love from NZ ❤️

  • @fw_inno
    @fw_inno Жыл бұрын

    If someone offers you money...you say 'NO i have salary'🤣🤣

  • @THEDUTCHESS19381
    @THEDUTCHESS19381 Жыл бұрын

    Discovered these guys just yesterday and now i'm obsessed.

  • @daniellematou8236
    @daniellematou8236 Жыл бұрын

    " my vibe is so different" gets me everytime 😂😂😂💀

  • @bahjamohamed875

    @bahjamohamed875

    Жыл бұрын

    Ll

  • @bahjamohamed875

    @bahjamohamed875

    Жыл бұрын

    Llll

  • @bahjamohamed875

    @bahjamohamed875

    Жыл бұрын

    Lllll

  • @bahjamohamed875

    @bahjamohamed875

    Жыл бұрын

    Lll

  • @syrritajones2538
    @syrritajones2538 Жыл бұрын

    This podcast provides me with consistent, contagious laughter 😂 Love you guys!

  • @hummi83
    @hummi83 Жыл бұрын

    "who's batty's hot?!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Жыл бұрын

    I’m the one to tell my daughter tell daddy we want Chik Fil A 😂

  • @raelewis7
    @raelewis711 ай бұрын

    I absolutely love how many comments there are saying a video randomly popped up and they’ve been obsessed ever since cause the same exact thing happened to me. I even already have a comfort video😂🤣your guys are HILARIOUS🙏🏽😭🤍

  • @Letgo_letlive
    @Letgo_letlive Жыл бұрын

    You know the podcast is amazing when you choose it over music and use your limited data for it ❤

  • @countessstevens63
    @countessstevens63 Жыл бұрын

    Y’all are so funny! You popped up on my TL a few days ago and I’m so happy that you did. New Sub

  • @ninanegedu
    @ninanegedu Жыл бұрын

    The grandma one took me out🤣🤣💔

  • @MissTryALot
    @MissTryALot Жыл бұрын

    That Garrett short for cigarette one made me snort in public.

  • @berveleychaza9954
    @berveleychaza9954 Жыл бұрын

    It's the Donda school for me😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jenniferrogers9247
    @jenniferrogers9247 Жыл бұрын

    the daughter one is so real bc i’m the youngest girl my dad never tells me no🤣

  • @samminicksm
    @samminicksm Жыл бұрын

    As the youngest daughter, as 21 years old, I can still get my father to get me whatever I want (within reason obv).

  • @arlenecherono8527
    @arlenecherono8527 Жыл бұрын

    I discovered you guys today and I binged so many videos you guys are hilarious!!

  • @elizabethnkhasi4157
    @elizabethnkhasi4157 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly you guys are the only reason I'm not Tearing my hair out, I work on Sundays (sales) 😭

  • @gxfr795
    @gxfr795 Жыл бұрын

    The Mike Myers one at the end absolutely sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cos same

  • @foreignnormal1319
    @foreignnormal1319 Жыл бұрын

    🤣😂😂 I'm James when I found out about Donda School like... whe?? 🤪

  • @milenaa113
    @milenaa113 Жыл бұрын

    That grandma one was hilarious

  • @Anastasia_kta
    @Anastasia_kta Жыл бұрын

    My neighbour does deports from Canada and actually had someone do the poop thing right before take off. He told me they had to call in reinforcements because not only were they being deported but they were also causing a biohazard 😭 He said as soon as he saw shit he was off 🤣

  • @malcolmjose
    @malcolmjose Жыл бұрын

    Hey man You guys always make my day either uploading on KZread or podcast...I'll listen to both coz you're the best podcast on the planet. Love from Kenya ❤️

  • @AbbieLewisCorrea
    @AbbieLewisCorrea Жыл бұрын

    Ha ha MY dad does ANYTHING my daughter wants... we all (me, my mom, my sisters) use her like, "Go tell papa you want...." ha ha from the time she was 2 until this day and she's 26 now and it still works.

  • @c_ezeala
    @c_ezeala Жыл бұрын

    😂 Liquidate all his assets?! That’s a heartfelt one.

  • @shar0009
    @shar000910 ай бұрын

    The height one had me struggling to breathe 😂😂

  • @thekingherself
    @thekingherself Жыл бұрын

    No i have a salary and struggle builds character 🤣😂🤣

  • @ashleyknoller2675
    @ashleyknoller2675 Жыл бұрын

    The one about telling her daughter to tell dad they want chick fil a had me dead...I do this with my kids like once a month 😅😂

  • @lovelysadie880

    @lovelysadie880

    7 ай бұрын

    Saaame 😂😂

  • @MsDelphiine
    @MsDelphiine Жыл бұрын

    James is so fed up with Kanye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OceansNewTestament
    @OceansNewTestament Жыл бұрын

    One of the best channels I’m subscribed to 😂

  • @cameronvictor3324
    @cameronvictor3324 Жыл бұрын

    That night club fart hits different.......especially when your mouth just happens to be open and as soon as you turn you get the smell and the taste of club odor mixed with hot fart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀that's something that can kill you in Trinidad 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @lovelysadie880

    @lovelysadie880

    7 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @liv.lobdell2506
    @liv.lobdell2506 Жыл бұрын

    I literally love their laughs. Kills me

  • @kaymusonda7200
    @kaymusonda7200 Жыл бұрын

    Meant to be on a worrior nun binge... spent the whole day watching you man 😂🤣 I can't cope

  • @kimslifevlog
    @kimslifevlog Жыл бұрын

    We us the same slang in Trinidad very refreshing podcast glad I found your channel

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao my vibe is just different 😂😂😂 facts !

  • @deborahbekele5110
    @deborahbekele5110 Жыл бұрын

    I just had the longest day and am so happy I watched this clip. Had me in my stitches ahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @mediamanjamessmith251
    @mediamanjamessmith251 Жыл бұрын

    3:34 And this is how you create the subject of a serial killer documentary

  • @Domopremo
    @Domopremo Жыл бұрын

    I just dropped a new track on ShxtsNGigs, Hope you guys enjoy!

  • @sexymarimar51
    @sexymarimar51 Жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry I’m Fukin crying “glued it back on” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kendrickcombs8617
    @kendrickcombs86174 ай бұрын

    James really said “I just wanna smell perfume and lollipops 🤭”

  • @MICHELLESEMPIRE
    @MICHELLESEMPIRE Жыл бұрын

    Who else loves watching the two heads go back and forth in the intro and outro lol just me?

  • @Hunterx1254
    @Hunterx1254 Жыл бұрын

    (Brace yourself darling) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amandaseaman6366
    @amandaseaman6366 Жыл бұрын

    Much love from 🇩🇲🇬🇩

  • @girllikeme4300
    @girllikeme4300 Жыл бұрын

    I feel the height thing, I once asked a guy how tall he was and he typed for a while and finally answered that he was 6ft tall only to meet him and he was actually 5'6. I've never outrightly been mean to a guy for lying but that I couldn't let slide.

  • @keshianserenity
    @keshianserenity Жыл бұрын

    Perfume and lollipops 🍭 🤣

  • @kleine.5438
    @kleine.5438 Жыл бұрын

    Hope for an eventual part 2 please

  • @emkoa6975
    @emkoa6975 Жыл бұрын

    I pressed subscribe after a 15 secound short of yall reading something those laughs I never hit it so fast

  • @tracyrosenzweig441
    @tracyrosenzweig441 Жыл бұрын

    Omg you two are the best 😂😂❤😂😂

  • @TVOE_12
    @TVOE_12 Жыл бұрын

    I love this so much 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @sharonbelba-smith9151
    @sharonbelba-smith9151 Жыл бұрын

    Discovered you today and I keep coming back.

  • @sudanwelch4496
    @sudanwelch4496 Жыл бұрын

    I should not have watched this in public transport. They didn't deserve that scream I let out at the fart tweet

  • @timothywootton5331
    @timothywootton5331 Жыл бұрын

    🤣😂🤣😂 glued it back on my ass, welcome to the friends zone.

  • @amantemotshewa3611
    @amantemotshewa3611 Жыл бұрын

    😭😭🤣"no I have a salary"

  • @pnwfavmilf05-12
    @pnwfavmilf05-127 ай бұрын

    The whole ask Daddy for Chick-fil-A thing is hilarious because the kids always use the youngest one to come to me and say they want something or they want to go eat somewhere LOL because they know the youngest always get their way cuz they're not the kid who acts up 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharon1939
    @sharon1939 Жыл бұрын

    Can't be drinking a hot beverage whilst watching this

  • @angelaclay3217
    @angelaclay3217 Жыл бұрын

    Chick Fil A is my daughter asking me to tell daddy to get it.

  • @szay
    @szay Жыл бұрын

    I was laughing and all until the “Obviously a chick wrote that” and that did it for me.

  • @anayelimartin4849
    @anayelimartin4849 Жыл бұрын

    This is everything 😂 for sure saving me from PPD

  • @kstorm9954
    @kstorm9954 Жыл бұрын

    Best podcast ever 🎉🎉🎉

  • @sj8763
    @sj8763 Жыл бұрын

    I’m on my break at work HOWLING from the staff room

  • @londonpalmer3442
    @londonpalmer3442 Жыл бұрын

    The go tell dad we want food yess

  • @everybodyhateseli_
    @everybodyhateseli_ Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see Jaylen Brown enlightening Troy Deeney abt his sponsor’s school, Donda Academy 😭😭

  • @mihlalintisana7164

    @mihlalintisana7164

    Жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there😭😭😭😭🔥

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Жыл бұрын

    Nah real talk, them club farts 😂 you always look at the baddie on the vicinity and are like “it better not be you” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @merciajorge769
    @merciajorge769 Жыл бұрын

    Watching this at 3am when I returned from the pubs😂😂😂😂🥲

  • @iammarv
    @iammarv Жыл бұрын

    “that’s a teee-hreattt James “

  • @jinier
    @jinier Жыл бұрын

    1:30 SALARY LOL

  • @tanakachakafana8533
    @tanakachakafana8533 Жыл бұрын

    i swear everytime i see a clip of these guys they have a thousand more subs

  • @DoesBoomBaps

    @DoesBoomBaps

    Жыл бұрын

    Check Domopremo for ShxtsNGigs bits

  • @carlosfowler4412
    @carlosfowler4412 Жыл бұрын

    The one you think you read before I think is the one where the girl had her man saved under something bad in her phone and tried to style it out to him lol

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 Жыл бұрын

    Can you guys run for joint pm please? You'd sort this shit show out in no time 🤞😂

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 Жыл бұрын

    Wait that first one, didn’t that mean table in a “what are you bringing to the table” relationship wise? 😅

  • @patrickwoodward9224
    @patrickwoodward92248 ай бұрын

    I jus wanna smell perfume and lollipops 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferceballos3665
    @jenniferceballos3665 Жыл бұрын

    No you say no I have a salary. Men I swear 😂

  • @angelaclay3217
    @angelaclay3217 Жыл бұрын

    Donda is his mother. I agree, leave them where they are at.

  • @SpiritedTherapy
    @SpiritedTherapy10 ай бұрын

    The Mike Meyers one 😅

  • @Nexus6418
    @Nexus6418 Жыл бұрын

    Which Twitter feed do you find these at?

  • @reginafromrio
    @reginafromrio Жыл бұрын

    The Michael Myers one took me out

  • @oldwelshlady6584
    @oldwelshlady6584 Жыл бұрын

    So true about daughters and dad's.

  • @meganrubyobrien6941
    @meganrubyobrien6941 Жыл бұрын

    Funniest two 😂

  • @DoesBoomBaps

    @DoesBoomBaps

    Жыл бұрын

    YTDomopremo does ShxtsNGigs bits

  • @chrisvillain15
    @chrisvillain15 Жыл бұрын

    Be still my beating heart. I love these guys so much haha

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. Жыл бұрын

    Smelling Joop is way worse than smelling poop in the club 😂 because you know you’re about to be oooh sorry darlin’d whilst he presses up against you even though it’s only you two in a 2m radius.. back up this isn’t 2003

  • @tatyanawhite5346
    @tatyanawhite5346 Жыл бұрын

    In order to type in all caps constantly he’d have to REPEATEDLY tap the caps sign every time he typed a word . That’s wild

  • @11226keena

    @11226keena

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait what

  • @2crisp63

    @2crisp63

    Жыл бұрын

    No? Just double tap the caps button

  • @ednahister3455

    @ednahister3455

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh Tatyana...

  • @lovelysadie880

    @lovelysadie880

    7 ай бұрын

    You doing the most 😂 just double tap

  • @samkelo27
    @samkelo27 Жыл бұрын

    My mom offered me money and I told her No, I have an allowance 😅

  • @lewinny9598
    @lewinny9598 Жыл бұрын

    Me everyday here getting my daily dose of happiness and crushing on james

  • @itzskizzyk5472
    @itzskizzyk5472 Жыл бұрын

    That Beyblade comment was a fucking belter 🤣👌👌

  • @itz.sefa_1296
    @itz.sefa_1296 Жыл бұрын

    how many tabs does breh have on his laptop 😭🤣

  • @oldwelshlady6584
    @oldwelshlady6584 Жыл бұрын

    Heard it as a joke about the meds before.

  • @mustafaalbaghdadi85
    @mustafaalbaghdadi85 Жыл бұрын

    What does "he must want a key made" stand for guys, I did not get the reference but I sense its something funny 😂😂

  • @Benchi88
    @Benchi88 Жыл бұрын

    goated

  • @Dynysis
    @Dynysis Жыл бұрын

    Perfume & lollipops

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