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@Apy3bRwka573

3 жыл бұрын

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The fact that John shouts "Chelonia" when jumping down aswell is probably the best thing I have ever seen in this game.

@CNSninja

4 жыл бұрын

Adeveth What about shrinking horse balls?

@allegedcombustion9014

4 жыл бұрын

Nick C second maybe

@LeonColvet

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao was totally unexpected

@jaqet4114

4 жыл бұрын

How tf the freedom yet the game knowing what’s going on is amZing

@Cowboy2C6

4 жыл бұрын

I think Abigail and Arthur was right he is dumb as rocks.

“When you fall, there we be a party” HES SEE THE FUTURE

@amandanies3174

5 жыл бұрын

Very true, dear. No one will miss that traitorous asshole.

@sauce6746

5 жыл бұрын

@MγsTIc DEMON Roastin dat nigga Dutch huh?

@cptftw8673

4 жыл бұрын

“CHALONIA”

@worried019story8

4 жыл бұрын

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

@zachinhyrule2351

4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone said this during the cridets, "Well, Lennie was right. When Micah dies, there will be a party"

Arthur risking his life for John to have a life with his family just for John to kill himself for chelonia 3:34😂😂

@user-xd6em2zv6b

4 жыл бұрын

Wow over 500 likes and no replies...

@SunBunz

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely amazing. 🤣💀

@mattyice31

3 жыл бұрын

He did tell John to run and never look back.

@kenzi_rxx6297

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha yeah ur right

@arb1897

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, why did John say that.......... RDR2 is amazing

“Chelonia”😂😂😂

@kevinthomas2906

5 жыл бұрын

How do you get that to happen?

@markv774

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinthomas2906 you jump

@trillionairedan9052

5 жыл бұрын

@@kevinthomas2906 you go back to that group I think I haven't really done it

@reeceschrock396

4 жыл бұрын

Just shows how innovative RDR is

@youlikejazz6769

4 жыл бұрын

I did not not expect him to yell it out like that

At the same time, the funniest & most serious part of the game: "Do I look like I should entertain children?" (Long pause) "No..."

@zachinhyrule2351

4 жыл бұрын

Well with that LANGUAGE he is

@AES9519

4 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh out loud

@justanawkwarddude9035

3 жыл бұрын

I love that cause he had gained Arthur’s respect

3:40 "how's that score you stole off us?" "which one?" he burnin' him alive

@PonyBoy1776

5 жыл бұрын

*atomic bomb dropped*

@sxnseee

5 жыл бұрын

*tactical nuke inbound*

@randall6064

4 жыл бұрын

*Target locked and destroyed in 3.2..1...*

@ericjrthered4365

4 жыл бұрын

peach milk his laugh sounds like his lungs are burning

@raydon14ify

4 жыл бұрын

excellent delivery too

That’s so funny John actually yells out “Chelonia!”

@Tervamursu

4 жыл бұрын

That's Arthur.

@chipdouglas9734

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tervamursu its not

@Tervamursu

4 жыл бұрын

​@@chipdouglas9734 Is too. Liar.

@jackbrsf

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tervamursu it John bruh

@vim4917

4 жыл бұрын

Tervamursu but it ain’t

11:38 we rarely see arthur being scared or confused because he’s a brave tough guy seeing him being both at the same time is priceless

@rieleyslocum870

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite expression in the whole game right there😂

@riotrecker8978

4 жыл бұрын

No he is just processing it

@nathanphengthirath5919

4 жыл бұрын

The stuff he's seen like Kieran or Sean this takes the OatCake

@skeeterfromsouthpark1414

4 жыл бұрын

In his head, he was just telling himself, "Tahiti actually sounds like a good idea

@vihuynhquang5204

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, that face is more like: " Oh shit i just stepped into a land mine"

3:40, the way Colm laughed made it seem like a blooper.😂

@GhostMonika

4 жыл бұрын

Now I wanna see what the bloopers would look like 😂

@ScoutTrooperTK

4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay to see a RDR2 blooper reel

@Erri_17

3 жыл бұрын

Oooh I want rdr2 bloopers now

@julidee_

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@Gingersnap_Adventures

Ай бұрын

@@ScoutTrooperTKthere ain’t enough money in the world for people to see them bloopers.

3:32 Arthur: I died for THIS????

@emeryjack1567

3 жыл бұрын

Chelonia!!!

@miguelmedelguantecura3504

3 жыл бұрын

CHELONIA!!!

@rrbb7665

3 жыл бұрын

🅱helonia

@theseageek

3 жыл бұрын

Arthur watching this from the heaven would be like “should’ve gone for the money instead of going with John🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️”

@TheTimbs_

Жыл бұрын

A blunderbuss?

Chelonia!!! (splat!!!) 😲😲 That part made me laugh out loud. 😂😂 Enjoyed watching this.

@Scorecatron

5 жыл бұрын

I really didn't expect John to say it, that got me.

@TheLegend-xq2xg

5 жыл бұрын

Yep thats funny

@Theviking42097

5 жыл бұрын

Shit had me dying

@redknight3824

5 жыл бұрын

Scorecatron how was he playing as John during that mission?

@itsyourboycheeriosonfrench3614

5 жыл бұрын

@@redknight3824 its like gta character switch

2:58 I love how he says “I am a fackin genius!”

@Yuiichiiro

5 жыл бұрын

*Toy maker...*

@cjv8522

4 жыл бұрын

“Do I look like I should entertain children?”

@teamcastro9187

4 жыл бұрын

Zodiac Killer Up the aess

@rainy_dayz272

4 жыл бұрын

"WITH POKER UP DE AES LIKE I SAY"

@wh1sper250

4 жыл бұрын

With P O K E R up the a i s

13:01 bill is not wrong about that

@greywolfsamurai2121

5 жыл бұрын

CrossBones Jr360 he’s kinda right. But in valentine John and Strauss got in trouble then Dutch and Arthur saved then

@pauliscooking5972

4 жыл бұрын

Yh but it was always bills fault but when Arthur messed up in valentine

@vihuynhquang5204

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Bill only got insult while Arthur always get sacked in the face. Bill should be grateful for that.

@AbyssalPlague

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's because Bill screws up _waaaay_ more than Arthur does.

@goombatroopa5110

3 жыл бұрын

Because it happens to arthur more often

3:30 This is cannon

@1LuvMLPFiM

4 жыл бұрын

RDR1 never happened. The end.

@namegoeshere2418

4 жыл бұрын

@@1LuvMLPFiM when John hopped off the Cliff, he went into a coma, RDR1 is just all in John head. Boom

@oofsong9496

4 жыл бұрын

@@namegoeshere2418 Lies, Uncle shape shifted into John and that's where rdr1 comes

@hypercumstone44

3 жыл бұрын

@@namegoeshere2418 this is my headcanon now

@Yourdailycardriver

3 жыл бұрын

@@namegoeshere2418 oh so that explains undead nightmare johns in a coma

2:57 “I am a *FaCkIn* genius with POKER up the *AiS*

@animationos7132

3 жыл бұрын

I love that mad genius with all my heart

@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012

3 жыл бұрын

F words were rare in this game

@rosesgreed

3 жыл бұрын

I love him so much

@unclelumbago9745

3 жыл бұрын

@@animationos7132 Because during time people use cowboy or cowpoke for insult

@oatman0

3 жыл бұрын

Marko dragic was my boy Its sad that he got killed

11:38 Arthur Face Just Kills Me LMAO

@Kibaheart

5 жыл бұрын

GreezyMajor 17 what mission is that from? I’m drawing a blank..

@greezymajor174

5 жыл бұрын

Kibaheart Its Not A Mission, Its A Cutscene Triggered Once You Accept A Invitation To Come Inside And Eat Dinner With A Incest Couple Located Near A Pig Farm, The Rest I Will Let You Experience LOL

@Kibaheart

5 жыл бұрын

GreezyMajor 17 what the actual... Ive got to find this xD

@ryanlevis7532

5 жыл бұрын

@@greezymajor174 You mean Alabama?

@Bennyash

5 жыл бұрын

Kibaheart Its the Aberdeen Pig Farm. You can search up the location.

"Ain't childbirth just the most beautiful miracle? Seems a lady can birth monkeys after all." Damn, Hosea, that was savage. 😂

11:37 that face is gold.

@boney2982

5 жыл бұрын

I think he realised what he got himself into

@kiyavas1879

5 жыл бұрын

@Arthur Morgan hey Arthur just wanna say I love you,you big dummy but you control like a shit ton of bricks in the game

@kison7715

5 жыл бұрын

12:51

@ddlll1111

5 жыл бұрын

13:33

@wrongtime9097

5 жыл бұрын

this scene by itself proves why Arthur is the best protagonist ever made, and it's because he can put two and two together without any input from the player or being spoon fed information

I like how immediatly after 12:50 comes this 12:57 LMAO

@BNSFBishop

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I get it

@nadja9055

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@llukas58

3 жыл бұрын

"It'S jUsT OnE oF ThEm ThInGs"

@Yougotcaged102

2 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier considering some theories around Bill

14:56 John and Abigail laughing together is one of the most wholesome things ever

3:12 damn that was hilarious 😂 I love how John said it too when he jumped off

@salvatoreprocopio6700

5 жыл бұрын

Eric The Cleric that’s because Johns an idiot

@ethanpurchase5869

5 жыл бұрын

Eric The Cleric lmao

@cloroxbleachtm9638

5 жыл бұрын

@@salvatoreprocopio6700 no u

@Blaze-xe8cl

5 жыл бұрын

@@cloroxbleachtm9638 no john

@frecklesmcgee3066

5 жыл бұрын

No uncle

11:37 Arthur was questioning life and the existance of man.

@trumankim6484

Жыл бұрын

Same here

9:56 when Arthur gently taps Dutch in the shoulder and asks: "Well, where the hell is Tahiti?", "Who lives there?" I can't handle Arthur's cute face, he can be so endearing :')

@sakinahsaraswati4428

4 жыл бұрын

:3

@amandapandasaturn

4 жыл бұрын

Awww 🥰

@johnmarston3638

4 жыл бұрын

Awe

@johnmarston3638

4 жыл бұрын

@MedMed 3104 You're only insulting yourself with THAT spelling.

@prska

3 жыл бұрын

@MedMed 3104 fuck off

12:20 I’ve had better nightmares than this dream😂😂💔

@overplayx6249

4 жыл бұрын

اي والله 😂😂😂

@julidee_

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAHH

11:26 the look of realization on Arthur’s face

Jack: *gets hurt* Whole camp: *AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*

Arthur: _passes away while saving John so that he can have a new life and stay out of trouble_ John: *ChElOnIa!!!*

"Well he's surely big... But his intelligence is a matter of some conjecture. Some say he is as dumb as he looks." ~Hosea 1899

9:56 The poster in the background tho A T T E N T I O N *SEAMEN*

@jackrobinson3833

4 жыл бұрын

“Who lives there?” “Tahitians”

@BlackBerryBushh

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a south park reference?

@inviolate8382

3 жыл бұрын

Sea-men

@vihuynhquang5204

3 жыл бұрын

Well if someone got a better idea and go erase the a from the 'seaman', what will you think is gonna happen next?

@astonished-scout

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackBerryBushh 😤

The amount of detail this game has, he even shouted “Chelonia” best game ever created 😭

I followed him to Chelonia. Typing this from Chelonia

@cranjismcbasketball4734

4 жыл бұрын

Plenty of younglings in Chelonia

@_EREBUS_

4 жыл бұрын

Whats it like?

@estellaruiz3125

4 жыл бұрын

I got depression mangoes

@obamareloadsyt629

3 жыл бұрын

More like an akinin skywanker

@Green1sh01

3 жыл бұрын

Real, I'm his fingers.

When Lenny said, "When you fall, there will be a party". He wasn't lying since when he went to jail, Arthur and Lenny got drunk and when Micah died, John had a wedding lol

“I got a secret of my own” “That your secretly normal”

@xskarletx

4 жыл бұрын

Lenny Summers “Excuse me” “..never mind...”

@faust8706

4 жыл бұрын

Ynnel!

@astonished-scout

3 жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace 🙏

Bruhhh you cut out the best part of 6:31 After that one woman goes "Stop lookin' at mah husband's buttocks!" The dude tries to turn around and the other dude is like *"STOP LOOKIN AT MY MOMMA!!"*

11:38 I’m dying with Arthur’s face!!!😂😂😂😂

“Chelonia!!!” Was the funniest part of this whole video 😂😂😂

@joshuabeattie2374

5 жыл бұрын

CHELONIA!!!

7:40 love this one and when he says come back come back! (very quiet) shit.. hilarious

3:33 OMG that killed me 😂🤣😂

@robogameshow4369

3 жыл бұрын

😜😂😂 Arthur if see he will say.. I not done maybe something missing 🤣🤣 john doing this things

@trumankim6484

Жыл бұрын

I didnt know that was possible

3:22 that really got me, jesus christ

At 3:03 for second there I thought Arthur looked at the camera. Lol

Is that Chelonia thing is from the side mission? I've never seen that funny scene before.

@ospreyphil8995

5 жыл бұрын

Ramadhan Muhammad Mary's first mission??

@thebigzan

5 жыл бұрын

@@ospreyphil8995 how tf that would be mary first mission if its john? Its just a random event

@ospreyphil8995

5 жыл бұрын

Drazan very simple dear friend. I can't read 😅😅

@memeoftheweek9551

5 жыл бұрын

Its just a random encounter

@thebigzan

5 жыл бұрын

@@memeoftheweek9551 how tf you are in full power and the universe wasnt destroyed yet?

12:17 and “John, the rock farmer” are two of the best Uncle quotes

11:37 Everyone's first reaction.

@tychogoedhart286

5 жыл бұрын

I like how his eyes just go from the fat pig dude to his nasty pig sister like he doesn't even know what to make of this everything about him just screams "wtf is happening here" and I can practically hear sweet home alabama playing in the background especially now with them fucking retarded abortion laws

@amandapandasaturn

4 жыл бұрын

ViceN53X me when they threatened to geld Kieran 😳🤣

@robogameshow4369

3 жыл бұрын

He also miss why mary not like this type with me 😂😢

@gerardwayseyelash

3 жыл бұрын

@@robogameshow4369 I had a whole aneurysm trying to read that-

7:51 had me dying😂😂💀

@robogameshow4369

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@AmericanGoblin26

Жыл бұрын

Had him dying too, apparently.

@gangsterskull3357

4 ай бұрын

Someone ordered a cooked marshmallow

5:09 😂

@CNSninja

4 жыл бұрын

I really can't stand Uncle. He's such a silly bitch. I'd kill a man for that silly bitch, though.

@pancake_the_pancake

3 жыл бұрын

Uncle is my favorite id love to hang out with him but...only for a bit cause he is lazy

"Next time. Let the wolves eat all your brain. Then you'll be a genius" 😂 I just love this game so much

That whole chain with the French painter killed me so bad, especially when people find out he banged all the women at the exposé.

6:11 I see you two haven't changed much. - No, he's still a lizard. - Coward. - Gerbil. - Mommy's boy. - MANATEE - E F F L U E N T - D I S C H A R G E - M I L K S O P ! !

@gangsterskull3357

4 ай бұрын

You already said that!

"STOP LOOKIN' AT MY HUSBAND BUTTOCKS" Im cryin rn

0:00 “You just took yourself a regular s*** shower, Mr. Granger. Boy, that’s real nasty.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:32 That moment made me laugh for so long that I realized how much time I can keep my breath in

3:40 I regret never seeing this scene.😂😂😂

7:19 when Arthur says “hey I’m already damned” John says it way better in my opinion LOL

0:41 “What plan ? What god damn plan Dutch ? Tahiti ? Timbuktu? “ 😂😂

Back again with them creepy thumbnail eh? Edit: Chelonia!!

@thievinglittlegoblin404

5 жыл бұрын

CHEllOOOOONNNNIIIIAAAAA

@kawaiionee-chan9557

5 жыл бұрын

John Mostin HAVE YOU SEEN A GENTLEMAN NAME GAVIN!??!?

@thievinglittlegoblin404

5 жыл бұрын

@@kawaiionee-chan9557 yes, he's in chelonia with us, come and join us

@kawaiionee-chan9557

5 жыл бұрын

John Mostin oH ty

3:23 is one of the funniest things in the game lmao

11:52 the music just works when he starts talking. Loosing my shit over here😂😂😂😂😂

@itsshrimp91

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God. It's in near-perfect sync! Ahahahah

Are they really the funniest moments without the power of Mo'Dynamite?

“I’ve seen shit with more common sense than you!” Miss Grimshaw is inspiring me to use that

John: *jumps down a cliff and shouts chelonia* Arthur from Heaven: *facepalm*

11:35 Arthur is just horrified and speechless

@robogameshow4369

3 жыл бұрын

He miss & sad why mary not like this with me

11:39 I'll never get over Arthur's expression

3:35 This time i didn't save John. What an idiot

@AreEnTee

5 жыл бұрын

Did he get his brains eaten again

@kaohs2133

5 жыл бұрын

stingray1442 then he’d be a genius

@zachinhyrule2351

4 жыл бұрын

You should warn him next time

@palettedpersona

4 жыл бұрын

@@AreEnTee Nah, he'd be a genius if that happened.

Charles Chàtenèy: Took a *Shatenay* on some people's bar

@jordandennis6794

5 жыл бұрын

BREASTS IS TRUTH... THE VAGINA IS TRUTH

@tychogoedhart286

5 жыл бұрын

He *Shat*ené'd all over that nasty-ass bar

@pondaction9506

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordandennis6794 Art is for idiots

I didn’t know John would actually scream Chelonia ,it made my day

The humor in this game is so far one of the best in any rockstar game

“Slippery tongue ball suckers” idk why but I found that line funny as hell xD

11:37 When she's pregnant and you are the Father

@itsshrimp91

4 жыл бұрын

3:34 is me.

8:44 actually Arthur was an immigrant from the UK as a child.

@stay__frosty4720

5 жыл бұрын

L Lawliet where u find that out

@guillaumekien8574

5 жыл бұрын

@@stay__frosty4720 Arthur is Irish

@Kirokill1

4 жыл бұрын

ERaZiX Nah he’s chinese

@andreasspichtig1182

4 жыл бұрын

I think Arthur is from England because Sean always called him English Man, but i noticed that the most of the gangs parents went from Scotland to America

@godofwar234regi5

4 жыл бұрын

@@andreasspichtig1182 He's actually Welsh.

What plan ? What goddamn plan, Dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu? pfff

@malavard115

5 жыл бұрын

Thats enough. What's wrong with you all? What happend to loyalty?

@hummingforyoursafety6270

5 жыл бұрын

Nah now is Colombia like javier said

@DarthUchiha91

5 жыл бұрын

Real RDR fans know his plan was Chelonia.

"Damn you Theodore Levin, you're a snake" That line alone deserves GOTY

11:37 You can see the discomfort in Arthur’s face Lmfao

“I apologise FOR HIS SMELL” amazing dialogue

"Come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't want my worst enemy to shit in!" Fucking hilarious. Uncle could be annoying but he delivered some of the best roasts.

Damn uncle roasting the living shit out of john is really one of the funniest things i've seen in this game

(Lenny to Micah) "When you fall,there'll be a party!" Oh you have no idea...

3:12 is the best

13:34 - 13:42 has always put me in tears

@cryogenicdragonvlogs296

Жыл бұрын

fr

3:50 😂😂 lumbago

10:04 Poor Javier 😂

11:38 Arthur's expression had me in tears.

11:35 I love how you can see Arthur's eyes darting between them like "Yo, what the fuck?"

Arthur: if I take you I might as well bring Micha along Sean: CoMPARE ME TO THAT *OILY T O R U D*

John: You dont have a plan! Dutch: I've got a plan... John: What is it then, thaheti?.....TIMBUKTU!

The way this is cut and with the saloon music with it this video makes RDR2 look like one big comedy sitcom and I love it. xD

11:08 is my favourite line in the whole game

10:40 absolutely perfect

3:35 dammit John 😂

7:30 The farting zebra LOL

@amandapandasaturn

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Nies 💨😂

@alexcasares5943

3 жыл бұрын

Ed Edd n Eddy EDition

@peacelovempathy1

3 жыл бұрын

I love how he pauses all confused and then lets it finish farting before continuing 😂

3:34 I officially lost it! I died from laughter after that!

@Electivedrop

Жыл бұрын

What even is that scene? XD Why would he also jump down. That scene is so odd out of context

1:57 mark zuckerburg be like

He has fallen, so we must rise Chelonia members commit suicide Me:how is that a failure?😕😕😐😐

12:25 absolute gold lmao

honestly john shouting chelonia while jumping off a cliff is probably the best way to describe his character

John: CHELONIA!!! *dies* Arthur in the afterlife: You goddamn fool, Marston!

"Do I look like I should entertain children?" Arthur: "...nooo."

4:23 "Your breath smells like hot dog shit mister" *ŠĹÄP*

4:17 my favourite line ever 🤣🤣

"I wish I ever went to school so I had a clue what's going on" Trust me I go there and I still don't know