Man: * touches the cage * Python: *b o n j o u r*

@fbiopenup3593

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@thenamelessone4816

3 жыл бұрын

More like : *it's dinner time from the mortal*

@nickdixom543

3 жыл бұрын

I would run and get the hell out of there if a snake spoke French to me. Not because the snake spoke or I have a fear of snakes. Its just a totally metal species on this planet went pussified. (snakes dont have vocals of course but if they did any other language would be fine)

@krystaljava6128

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Comment ça va? (my French may be a bit off because I'm still learning 😅)

@ugurwu732

3 жыл бұрын

Bonjour

Animals: _exist_ Human: *PET*

@iaminconstantpain9524

3 жыл бұрын

*P E T*

@contomoth6025

3 жыл бұрын

*P E T*

@seekerx9574

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate universe: Humans: exist Animal: pet

@hugbug6517

3 жыл бұрын

*P E T*

@amjthe_paleosquare9399

3 жыл бұрын

*PET*

Snek: What is this Hooman: Affection Snek: Disgusting, do it again

@python6872

Жыл бұрын

No, that’s just human reproduction

@bonebreakingmarathon6550

Жыл бұрын

​@@python6872 🤓

@thanoos2725

7 ай бұрын

@@python6872unfunny

@Awesomeflame16

6 ай бұрын

​@@python6872 🤨🤨

@0miy0

4 ай бұрын

It seemed more like that Snake wasn't having any of it. Most snakes don't appreciate pets and don't even recognize their mother let alone their human owner

As a junior Python programmer, I can confirm this is 50% of our daily activity.

@TheRealAxolotlAnimates

2 ай бұрын

So u get to program the pythons? Can u please update mine to have affection? Everyone else has one

@sillygoober23

2 ай бұрын

This python is in version 2.35 it seems

"I'm leaving" "No you're not." "Very well"

@afadamfam4447

2 жыл бұрын

Smooth like butta😈 so fast as I go with orrada🙈 barra barra barra😤 thats a sound of my mini arroba👹

@sillyBale

2 жыл бұрын

@@afadamfam4447 are you high

@afadamfam4447

2 жыл бұрын

@@sillyBale im the highest in the room

@starliner2498

2 жыл бұрын

@@sillyBale that answers your question

@TF2Scout..

2 жыл бұрын

@@afadamfam4447 sir you are under arest

*human touches snake* Snake: hey! Woah! *human pets snake* Snake: forever friend

@artinniasti946

3 жыл бұрын

00:58

@Goofballhero

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why your interpretation of the snake made me laugh so much. Thanks for the comment.

@terryfuldsgaming7995

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason I read it as "woman touches snake" then saw the hairy arm and was like "whoa that chick is hairy!"

@MegaTerryNutkins

3 жыл бұрын

Called tap training. Makes sure the snake isn't in food or defence mode before you interact with it.

I'm typically terrified of snakes, but this one honestly just seems gentle, loving and curious.

@erikmckoul2478

2 жыл бұрын

It looked annoyed to me when he kept pushing it back into the cage.

@slaydog5102

8 ай бұрын

It doesn't love him

@NPCdeinternet

7 ай бұрын

​@@slaydog5102well reptiles don't show that much affection like a dog or a cat

@durchfaII

7 ай бұрын

I hope 2 years later you no longer have that irrational fear

@durchfaII

7 ай бұрын

@@slaydog5102 yeah, because snakes are not smart enough to feel affection or feel attached to humans like dogs or cats, still, Snakes make a better pet than cats because they're easy to take care of, and they won't destroy your couch. I invite you to handle a snake one day, you'll see other reasons people are getting them more these days.

I LOVE the contact to the snake before you began handling it. Not all kept snakes are this friendly, but snakes that tend to strike when you first open their enclosure likely think they're getting fed. Many snake owners will gently tap or touch their snake before handling it to let them know that it is handling time and not feeding time. This way, you will have fewer chances of getting mistaken for a meal when spending time with your beautiful noodle :)

@shadydaemon4178

5 ай бұрын

I think snakes can strike due to stress or irritation. So if a snake flexes back away from your hands twice, just let it be.

@DrugJangSu

4 ай бұрын

Same. I have an axanthic florida kingsnake and I always tap or pet on her body before handling, letting her know I’m not here for feeding. However it’s best not to touch either the head or the tail at first contact, it will make the snake irritated thus provoking it to attack lol

@Eclipsed_Echo4501-ln6oy

Ай бұрын

Yea, i have two yearling ball pythons named Robski and Eliza, they always think their getting fed, i just use a snake hook for em, their both sweethearts tho an i love em

@Eclipsed_Echo4501-ln6oy

Ай бұрын

@@DrugJangSu My mom has a Florida king too! shes a butt tho-

@Zombie_Chow

20 күн бұрын

​@@Eclipsed_Echo4501-ln6oy 0_0

“Omg snakes are so scary” The snake: o ____ o

@marisbury

3 жыл бұрын

It's not snake, it's python, not venomous animal.

@Omar_05

3 жыл бұрын

@@marisbury pythons are not snakes ?

@Sword_pudding

3 жыл бұрын

@@marisbury bruh, pythons are snakes

@marisbury

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sword_pudding no, pythons are non venomous reptiles, they are closer to tortoises than snakes. Snakes are venomous.

@Sword_pudding

3 жыл бұрын

@@marisbury some snakes can be non venomous

Human: *touch* Snake: OwO

@AleniLolYT

3 жыл бұрын

•w•

@keymaret_1890

3 жыл бұрын

°W° ( nem lembrava que comentei isso kkkk)

@c.edithherrera8692

3 жыл бұрын

'w'

@sharkobama

3 жыл бұрын

(｡･ω･｡)

@onikaamala4149

3 жыл бұрын

👁w👁

"How do you know he's friendly?" Handler: "Are you being crushed and swallowed right now?" 😱 "No!" Handler: "Then he's friendly"

Aww I love his little "hiss" at 1:03 ❤

Now-a-days, Snakes are becoming friends and Friends are becoming Snakes.

@riz7855

4 жыл бұрын

Padmaja Ray LMAO TRUTH

@alvansyahfiar1965

4 жыл бұрын

TRUTH BITJ

@dj.kei1095

4 жыл бұрын

Preach it

@keiko3520

4 жыл бұрын

Deep

@ashrise

4 жыл бұрын

Agree.

“That’s right human...I gain your trust...and then I ESCAPE”

@xo7928

3 жыл бұрын

.....video came out 2 years ago, where did the extra 16 years come from??

@Scoutpups282

3 жыл бұрын

18 years ago is part of the account name

@Ruby-dr2hf

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scoutpups282 dam i was half asleep

@xo7928

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scoutpups282 dang

@Scoutpups282

3 жыл бұрын

@@xo7928 I almost fell for it too

She looks so friendly. She needs a much bigger enclosure with space to climb and stretch out her body. 🐍❤️

@drthik1

Жыл бұрын

Eventually I'll build enclosures/spaces where they can stay outdoors 24-7 during the warmer months

@mikimiyazaki

7 ай бұрын

She?

@ANPC-pi9vu

7 ай бұрын

​@@drthik1 Oh thank goodness!

@Wayne_Szalinski

3 ай бұрын

@@drthik1 this video was made 2018, and you say eventually in 2023, its been stuck in that small space all that time?

@true-dark-mind9681

3 ай бұрын

​@@Wayne_Szalinski So, what about it? Gonna call the cops just because allegedly he isn't taking care of his beautiful snake? What makes you think that you got that "power"

so glad someone risked their life to hold this snake for the first time in history so we can have them as pets today

he s only friendly until *you tell him about javascript*

@TipCrafter

4 жыл бұрын

Saitama 😂

@autumnthemasterofjokes2148

4 жыл бұрын

What about python

@rngnodal9316

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@apinkinfinite8195

3 жыл бұрын

Lol saitama why are you smiling at marugori

@perturabo149

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, saitama can you punch me really hard real quick

“Snakes are terrifying, I’d never want one as a pet!” Snake: -derp-

@toddoverholt4556

3 жыл бұрын

You should look at hognose snakes. Those things are the kings of derp

@Dogss6

3 жыл бұрын

Derp

@Just_a_Goth

3 жыл бұрын

@@toddoverholt4556 You should look up the Arabian Sand Boa. THOSE are the snake kings of derp.

@dexsama8890

3 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of Arabian sand boa?

@dylant4737

3 жыл бұрын

My ball python was a kid was the most friendly snake. His name was Kobalt, when I would stick my finger on the bottom of his tank, he would wrap his himself around my hand, then all the way into my sleeve, out my shirt collar and behind my ear like a glasses cam. He would watch T.V. with me like that.

Bible: snakes are the very embodyments of satan himself Snakes:

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact. there is no confirmation anywhere that the snake in Eden was Satan. In fact, in the past it was thought to be Lilith. This is why in a lot of art the snake is portrayed to be a woman.

@hirotashi5950

2 жыл бұрын

@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 who the heck is Lilith? dude literally the Bible tells you straight up it was Satan controlling that snake. I'dk where you got this information

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967

2 жыл бұрын

​@@hirotashi5950... except for that it has never said that at any point. Lilith is most specifically referred to in Jewish mythology, but they are often referred to as the first wife of Adam. Leaving Eden after refusing to be subservient to Adam. also seen as a profoundly evil figure, but neither are confirmed to have been the snake of Eden either way. If you want to use Mythology as a justification for the unjustified hatred of snakes I can easily just say the following. The snake was punished was it not? Cursed to crawl on its belly evermore? punished to lay eggs. And if the snake was indeed controlled by any outside force then A- it wasn't the snake that did anything B- The snake got cursed for no reason.

@expertoflizardcorrugation3967

2 жыл бұрын

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran I'm aware of those stories; they just didn't seem relevant, so I didn't care to bring them up. I just like Trivia. Religious texts are great for trivia because A- there's loads of it and B- people actually care about it. Most of the world follows one religion or another(some variant of catholicism or Islam mostly) and some of them are really invested in their texts, and it's fun to see how they react to new interesting info. Btw maybe I'm mistaken, but I was always under the impression that it was Yahweh as opposed to Yehwah, but I guess either could be as If memory serves the original translation was JHVH which was later corrected to YHWH.

@iMajoraGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Idk man but all of the 5 Bibles and adjacent texts I've read, including Catechisms pretty clearly imply it was Satan, even the Talmud etc. I've also never read any implications that it would have been Lilith. Lilith is an Owl dude. Not a snake. She has never, as far back as is visible, been a serpent. She was around long before the Bible and was a Screech Owl. She was never associated with snakes. Satan was. It's borderline integral to the Abrahamic religions' theology and creation myths that it was Satan. Absence of explicit confirmation isn't really a thing that matters in theology given that it's expressly metaphysical and metaphorical. Since the birth of Christ and long before did Abrahamic followers consider serpents evil and manifestations of the "Big Bad" whatever incarnation that sect had as the Big Chungus of Bad Dudes, they likened to a snake. Lilith is apocryphal at this point as well. Insofar as Christianity is concerned, she may as well have never even existed and isn't canonical to their telling of Eden. Even in Judaism we don't really even talk about her possible existence. She never shows up except in reference to older creation myths, and isn't even told as his wife anymore. She's the She-Demon. The primordial first. Lilith actually pretty much only exists in the Talmud. Making her an explicitly Jewish aspect. She's not in the Tanakh. And in the Tanakh it's pretty clearly Satan that takes the form of a serpent. In the Talmud Lilith is either a she-demon, or Adam's first wife, expelled for her evil and turned into a demon off-screen. Lilith being the serpent has never been even a credible belief to theologians as far back as you can go. She was either a demon from the start, or was Adam's first wife, expelled for sin and turned demon. She's never implied to have returned to Eden because the Big Cheese Upstairs expressly made it impossible.

I’m crying he looks so friendly

I love that snakes just casually defy gravity they're so cool

@birdhoarder

3 жыл бұрын

yes! i think it's due to their incredibly strong muscles. have you ever seen those athletes that can grip a pole and, by using their abs, raise and hold themselves into the air? i'm sure that's what snakes do as well; after all, they don't have arms or legs, so their core strength is probably insane

@mariadelacruz1153

3 жыл бұрын

Snakes are 90 percent muscles and they allot 90 percent of energy of using their muscles so snakes are strong as fvck.

@ethanroberts9924

3 жыл бұрын

Sneak have beeg muscles

@diegobrando6111

3 жыл бұрын

How?

@ishita8823

3 жыл бұрын

snakes are so cool

*"My sir, I guarantee you that something is wrong with your cat"*

@azgoodra

3 жыл бұрын

It's a dog dilweed

@Rusielle

3 жыл бұрын

@@azgoodra It's a neko nimrod

@e_jiuu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rusielle y’all are oblivious fools, it’s a giraffe 💀

@tylersfam7615

3 жыл бұрын

@@e_jiuu nah I’m pretty sure it’s a frog

@trinitytriplett2776

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylersfam7615 you fool, it's a very long cat

I had a python years ago she was a sweetheart, never ever bit me once just wanted to feel my warmth, as long as I agreed to that we were inseparable! Miss her big time!

@metaknight115

9 ай бұрын

What type of python was she and how big?

You see a friendly snake, I see a mild mannered one that's being irritated. lol

@kysimelani5056

7 ай бұрын

Im so glad im not the only one. being a new snake owner, even i could see the distress this snake was in. And that husbandry needs so much work

Dad: Doesn't want Burmese Python. Family: Gets it anyways Dad and Burmese Python:

@dungcheff7470

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@talusimp7737

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@SuperIntenseGamer

3 жыл бұрын

Totally a normal pet to get.

@2fifty533

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperIntenseGamer ok SuperIntenseGamer v1

@josephalthaus3210

3 жыл бұрын

I had this experience with a cat within the last year or so. Just before my elderly cat passed, my dad said he didn't want another cat... and then another cat started hanging around. Since then, we've adopted her and my dad can't get enough of her 😂

Of course he’s friendly, he is a very fed noodle.

@dimplevalencia3541

4 жыл бұрын

You deserve 100+ likes

@themango9644

4 жыл бұрын

A v thicc noodle

@mazzitm3175

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimplevalencia3541 he got the likes😎

@saracole7623

3 жыл бұрын

@Let's Get This Over With Yesh

@user-dd8we9kv2l

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣😂

I would die for this baby. I'll never understand why some people tell me snakes aren't adorable. Hope I can get a hognose one day!

@GengUpinIpin

2 жыл бұрын

They probably just dont want poison in their veins...or....wrapped around losing all strengths they have and get eaten slowly Just....giving you my perspective of things.... I dont hate them, at all....this is one of the reason being Just afraid..... Because i dont know how to be friendly with it without trying.... But if i try i could get some unwanted things And since i'm shaky and anxious of failing in trying new things...i dont want to risk it I have petted one in a zoo though! Had a moment of relief It did wrapped around me which triggered my scaredy cat flight mode How do any of y'all get comfotable around it and not have any fear of being its prey? I know that "if it doesnt think you're trying to kill it, it wont hurt you" (by friend). But i feel like every wild animal will initiate defense mode once you're even existing around them...

@obsidianfrost9514

2 жыл бұрын

Short of an anaconda no other snake is large enough to even attempt to eat you. As for venomous snakes you wouldn't randomly pet one that's owned unless the owner is completely inept. Your fears are justifiable but nothing you need to worry about. Although don't let larger constrictors near your near unless you 1.) Know the snake well 2.) Have it's handler near by. But again you'd never need to worry about anything but maybe a bit if you made it mad. At worst a stitch or two. But they are to small to deal a lot of damage

@obsidianfrost9514

2 жыл бұрын

*neck Mobile won't let me edit comments

@seraphywang4638

2 жыл бұрын

@@GengUpinIpin Umm, hope this fact helps, but the largest snake in the world couldn’t eat a adult human even if it wanted to. They are simply not big enough. And also, for most animals, humans are skin and bone and eating you isnt worth it.

@GengUpinIpin

2 жыл бұрын

@@seraphywang4638 cool beans, does that mean i can face head on when a snake is in my kitchen? (Like ok still cautious of the snake itself but think of it as very rarely snake can one shot you dead?)

who's da good boi who tricked Eve into eating da forbidden fruit? yOU diD, yes YoU diD UwU

@amsigi5125

2 жыл бұрын

No, that's a serpent not a snake(pretend its not the same thing)

That snake is actually adorable, omg.

@ashshey

3 жыл бұрын

ikrrrr

@kingjammm3500

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Such a cutie

@schuesslerlauren

3 жыл бұрын

You should look at Kevin from chandler's wildlife

@ghosty3034

3 жыл бұрын

Snek

@memewonder9094

3 жыл бұрын

Snake BOI cuteness 100 percent

What people think sneks are: poisonous, dangerous etc What sneks really are: • 👅• blep

@theacro3472

3 жыл бұрын

Venomous * there's a massive difference

@snakeluvr1395

3 жыл бұрын

Venemous

@saskasamara128

3 жыл бұрын

@@theacro3472 Actualy.... yes but no XD she's right for example Japanese Tiger Keelback snake is poisonous AND venomous... soo there is couple poisonous snake in the world.😊😁

@theacro3472

3 жыл бұрын

@@saskasamara128 well yeah but i m assuming that the person meant venom

@Dogss6

3 жыл бұрын

XD

so cute. this python loves people it considers to love 24/7

I've never seen such a polite snake.

@westie430

7 ай бұрын

Ball Pythons are far nicer and more chill, this snake is a bit jumpy and doesn't really care to be handled much it seems.

Human: *pets* Snake: Am I a joke to you?

@davidhatcher7016

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@squadgaming4665

5 жыл бұрын

*Pets snake* Snake: do I look like them 4 legged creatures to you? 😑

@davidhatcher7016

5 жыл бұрын

@@squadgaming4665 wym?

@Momo1992ification

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidhatcher7016 dogs, cats

@davidhatcher7016

5 жыл бұрын

@@Momo1992ification oh

"You cannot contain me, Dave."

@witchking008

4 жыл бұрын

Malley_Moon be advice possible SCP containment Breach

@normalcat

4 жыл бұрын

My pretty hot Momma what is her containment protocol? Mice? Rats?

@and3ro

4 жыл бұрын

humans

@normalcat

4 жыл бұрын

@@and3ro so like..? a dude just stands in the chamber lol

@and3ro

4 жыл бұрын

yes, and then gets eaten by the danger noodle

Beware of the Florida Man of the Everglades and his "Yoink"! Legend has it, he's still threading the forests barefoot, scaring swamp puppies, all that while looking for that 20ft burmese python!

What a friendly lil snoot! Cutie noodle ❤

Now imagine how cute they’d be if they could blink

@O0001

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I love glass lizards

@DeskDrawer

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, snakes with eyelids would freak me out. I've seen it done in movies, uncanny as hell. That's why I'm not the biggest fan of legless lizards. I like the beady eyed stare.

@Medachod

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeskDrawer Sounds like a _you_ problem.

@DeskDrawer

4 жыл бұрын

@@Medachod uh, ok?

@selestielwolf7949

4 жыл бұрын

J.K Rowling got you covered on that. Its freaky as hell

Fun fact: snakes can be friendly but when they see something they don’t know they get very scared and probably think your going to eat it so They defend it’s self but if you show it that your friendly, then it won’t see you as a predator

@voidjockey82

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you re kind of right.

@InMaTeofDeath

4 жыл бұрын

+Tiger Paws I'd add to that if you smell like a prey animal it _will_ bite you so wash your hands if they do. :)

@GerthuyaRana

4 жыл бұрын

Tiger Paws æ

@tigerpaws9610

4 жыл бұрын

Cobras and black mambas act the same it’s just when people get to close it doesn’t know if your a predator so it goes in a defensive state to tell you leave it be

@mcmemecreme

4 жыл бұрын

@Oh me :0 It's possible. I have seen people become friends with Cobras. Not sure about Black Mambas though.

I have a super chill carpet python and she loves to move around my shoulders and on top of my head. She always tries to support herself on my hat or glasses which never goes well 😂 When i got home after a 3 week holiday overseas, she lunged out at me and wrapped really tightly around my arm. She had never done that before. I think it's a sign she missed me!

@AWizardAndaMouse3432

2 ай бұрын

Well, pythons are a constrictor snake, meaning they squeeze their prey to death, but typically, a python would wrap itself around its prey’s body, so yeah, I would agree.

This Snek is saying: “Nu, I refuse to be pet, stahp it”

his face is literally ⚫️〰️⚫️ i love him

@epikknight2147

2 жыл бұрын

OwO

@Goodnightmr

2 жыл бұрын

I hate this comment section

@kamillasilversparrow1716

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goodnightmr Why? 😂

@Goodnightmr

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamillasilversparrow1716 its just Cringe

@epikknight2147

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goodnightmr UwU keep saying cringe Daddy

He protecc He attacc But most importantly he's not hungry yet so he doesn't see you as a snacc

@nahfam8674

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 underrated comments

@twinnema4033

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy lol

@AEZAKM1

5 жыл бұрын

THEONE she*

@sonofben3322

5 жыл бұрын

Key word YET

@Ayumu2898

5 жыл бұрын

Dead. ☠️😂

Idc how flexible I am I'm glad I wasn't born a creature who lives in a spot where my body is overlapping on myself

pretty snek with the soft pupper face.

Boop Noodle: *Exsists* Person: *M U S T B O O P*

@crowkys

5 жыл бұрын

i think a burmese python goes under a danger noodle

@zachp8163

5 жыл бұрын

@@crowkys Maybe, danger noodles are usually very anger

@dreamieramune

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I died at boop noodle

@juno6994

4 жыл бұрын

@@crowkys Nope, all pythons are non venomous

@Katskiee

4 жыл бұрын

Able559 A Burmese python isn’t venomous I held one on my neck.

"here we have an rare footage of an banana walking around its natural habitat"

@imapomegranate9955

3 жыл бұрын

Slithering*

@grgrararagagagagrggaagga5316

3 жыл бұрын

a*

@Keltsie

3 жыл бұрын

Banan a

@BerriMura

3 жыл бұрын

@@Keltsie roativ bana- ah

@drendraleigh4722

3 жыл бұрын

@@imapomegranate9955 don't you know snake use their thousands of tini tiny invisible legs to walk? People these day can't educate themself about animals smh 😤

He/She looks so gentle and calm. Lovely

"Friendly" seems like a bit of an overstatement.

Me looking at the snake: He’s beautiful Also me: he’s a big boi

@yith2116

3 жыл бұрын

He's a big beautiful boi. (Or girl. Who knows?)

@demoncyborg5458

3 жыл бұрын

@@yith2116 shes a girl :>

@yith2116

3 жыл бұрын

Good to know. Thank you.

@Kokomi552

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was saying lol

@pavelberov2593

3 жыл бұрын

DAMN BOY HE THICC

When he opens the door the snake just goes like “oh hi” “Food?” “no food? ah alright human” “why are you touching me” “oh no”

@pattyblack4222

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza

@luiszr6563

4 жыл бұрын

Hot dogs

@ringringworms

4 жыл бұрын

spaghetti

@papasauce234

4 жыл бұрын

Chad Lobster alright listen here chief I'm gonna request you go be Michael Jackson somewhere else

@arcshuttle

4 жыл бұрын

This whole conversation is so underrated 😂👌

What a distinguished gentleman

What a fine looking lad!

Your python's expression: o __.__ o Looks friendly indeed!

@miojinhos

3 жыл бұрын

it's more like °ㅅ°

@SREKNAW

3 жыл бұрын

@@miojinhos 🤣🤣 that is right

@Sagu_Un1_

3 жыл бұрын

Friendly enough to eat your pinkie!! Bff

@Ash01010

3 жыл бұрын

why don't u kiss it

@Sagu_Un1_

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazarlol4132 ok

Probably ate a snickers Because you're not you when you're hungry

@austincatron3474

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@nautilus5271

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Justingaming-nh6rq

3 жыл бұрын

OK

@kayledarius4965

3 жыл бұрын

Rammus season 11 go brrrrrr

@JunJun..

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

I've actually handled one before, though smaller than this. Albino too. The skin is nice to the touch. Waxy but soft. Makes for a great pet!!

It is so cute when you are petting him

What a beautiful Nope Rope. A calm, relaxed boi. Please tell him I love him.

@DLR2230

5 жыл бұрын

Love Ballet a nope rope? 😂

@moreliaviridis5602

5 жыл бұрын

Well sneks are deaf so you have to ask him to boop for you

@ahmedfalahy9337

5 жыл бұрын

@@moreliaviridis5602 Snakes can hear

@moreliaviridis5602

5 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedfalahy9337 they can feel vibrations but they don't actually have ears

@user-slayer

5 жыл бұрын

Nope Rope 😂😂😂 im dying

-Danger Noodle- Cute Snek

@tuskedwings7453

5 жыл бұрын

is it a snek or a snork a bit big to be a snek yes?

@FinleyUwU

5 жыл бұрын

Its a boop snoot yes

@samueldavid1757

5 жыл бұрын

i thought it was Cute Shrek

@ntcreature7020

5 жыл бұрын

Watch out for the Hazard Spaghetti

@christianarieladitya6846

5 жыл бұрын

Its dog btw

What a Friendly burmese python

Such a cute looking danger noodle!! So sweet, so calm.

I think snakes are cute and I love them but still saying "aw a Burmese python" sounds super weird

@sourgummyeater

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@PorscheCayenneLover

3 жыл бұрын

That is some true tea sis!

@nukilett5349

3 жыл бұрын

just say "aw a burmese boop noodle"

@sourgummyeater

3 жыл бұрын

@@nukilett5349 :D yes

@OldStullyAccount

3 жыл бұрын

Are you calling me weird?

Original Name: Burmese Python Name: Large Friendly Yellow Noodle Boi Status: *Friend.*

@matthaisstupidus

3 жыл бұрын

Levels of good: Yes

@lazarlol4132

3 жыл бұрын

*Name: Sage (btw)

@YutaOkkotsu666

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazarlol4132 no, it's exactly viper

@Awfulfeature

3 жыл бұрын

Subject: big noodle Status: friend Assignment Pending

@NotASpyPootis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Awfulfeature half life python

Look at those pits or vents. What a sweet face.

That's the cutest python I've ever seen!

Me: (calls waiter) Waiter: "Can I help you sir?" Me: *"Why is my PASTA moving?"*

@maryjunior8365

4 жыл бұрын

Kyung Hye Shin 😂😂👍

@snowboardman420

4 жыл бұрын

Lame

@mwicoppord2794

4 жыл бұрын

Because it is moving pasta yaaaaaa

@3mro463

4 жыл бұрын

MR. Red kIñg bruuuuuh that was so cringe omfg

@3mro463

4 жыл бұрын

Pork Chop you are trying to tell him

I don't know why but watching snakes drink water will forever be one of the cutest and most fascinating things to me. I never even saw a snake drink water before I owned my own and it caught me so off guard, "Like of course they drink water...but oh my god why is it so adorable?!?!?"

@Moon_Child_Mari

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how I feel when I watch my gecko drink from his water bowl!

@chloechan321

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah felt the same when my turtle (a RES) drank water while basking loll

@Dogss6

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@elmochomo8218

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly that snake is dying and will die soon

@chloechan321

3 жыл бұрын

@@elmochomo8218 what?

This snake is nicer/ calmer than 90% of the people I know lol

The embodiment of "no thoughts, just vibes"

These Python updates are making it more and more user-friendly, one day even my grandma would know how to code!

@AraziqR

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ArchieeeUX

3 жыл бұрын

Yep it looks really cute ,now i know the reason why my prof recommend to start to study python first before going to some other language.

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and they’re still adding cool new features!

@segatendo4705

2 жыл бұрын

@Muttanna S H well, I am of the opinion that one should learn to code in binary, then go for machine code, and then assembly and so on…

@ivander1511

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I'm good with C

I do believe that your yellow pool noodle is anomalous and probably haunted

@saralawson116

5 жыл бұрын

SCP irl

@overlord83n10

4 жыл бұрын

Dude thats a macaroni... Are you blind

@nuclearshorts1243

4 жыл бұрын

SCP-5N3K

@overlord83n10

4 жыл бұрын

@ada cruz r/whoosh

@sandman1295

4 жыл бұрын

@@overlord83n10 I think he is joking. This animals is clearly a bird

1:25 Owner: Who’s a good Snake?

@Aaron487

2 ай бұрын

lol

He looks very goofy and I love him ( or her)

My family owned a Burmese when I was little. His name was Harley. Around the time I was first born, he was put in my crib and just curled around me (not tight, just wanted to be friends). As I got older, I liked to sit and watch him. Such a cool snake. We had to give him away when I was about 8 or 9. He was getting too big and we couldn't afford a bigger case for him. We gave him to a lady that owned a big animal farm. I hope he had the adventure of a lifetime there. Edit: I would appreciate if people leave my parents alone, please. I just wanted to share a story and I am STILL getting responses from a comment I made months ago that I have mostly forgotten about. Harley was a good snake and I will forever talk highly about him. Kindly take your opinions about my parents elsewhere.

@scarlettbarrera4479

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like being comforted by a snake when you're sad would be so relaxing

@Ymiriel

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he went to an actual farm rather than "The Farm"...

@cullenpinney2997

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ymiriel I was thinking that too

@dumbhein6042

3 жыл бұрын

What?! But I thought slavery was abolished years ago!

@JessRomeo27

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ymiriel I was about 8 or 9 when that happened, so I'm not entirely sure, but I know my parents would want him to go somewhere nice, so I'm sure it was an actual farm

A friendly stick of butter

@ShimmerFox

5 жыл бұрын

A friendly Schloooooooock of butter😂😝😂😝

I love the little blep it does.

"Still looking for that twenty-foot Burmese python."

lol *Touches chin* Snek: No! *Touches chin* Snek: NO! NO TOUCH!

@lorettab2734

3 жыл бұрын

Snake*

@TheDBZEDITOR

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorettab2734 Snek is a joke term...

@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorettab2734 Snek*

@lorettab2734

3 жыл бұрын

@@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBaesnake* degenerate

@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorettab2734 Wow, imagine being so immature that you end up insulting someone over a harmless joke.

I like how it expresses emotion with its body, and it’s face is just blank •____•

@insertnamehere8723

2 жыл бұрын

Well short of coiling up and literally bearing it's teeth and hissing, how else are they supposed to express emotion with no expressive facial muscles?

@coledavis8591

2 жыл бұрын

@@insertnamehere8723 even if it did have all the weird ligments and muscles people have in our faces, humans are the only species that smiles out of happiness. Others do it because they are scared or because the carry malicious intent.

@ankur9254

2 жыл бұрын

Same with most animals

@Moon_Queen_8

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile suga : 😑

@jibzzztm

Жыл бұрын

Oo

That's a big and very friendly python. Love your python.

he looks mildly pissed that the hand is stopping his splorin

This snake seems like the kind of snake to do a really long “ble” and then slowly put its tongue back in it's mouth.

@Ritsuemaru

3 жыл бұрын

All snakes do that. It's a sign of stress and usually results in a bite. The reason they do that is because snakes smell with their tongue so they do the long lick to get the most information possible

@Bappers489

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ritsuemaru it wont result in a bite if the owners let it calm down once they see the snake with its tough out

Doesn't look "friendly", looks more like "I am tolerating you".

@darkgenie3167

5 жыл бұрын

DevilGearHill I know right!! It backs off in a rather sharp manner idk how to explain. Like it didn’t expect to be handled or petted. As far as I know snakes are not very fond of being handled or petted. Most reptiles in fact.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkgenie3167 Snakes are pretty much the MOST distant thing you can think of when talking about domesticated animals.

@darkgenie3167

5 жыл бұрын

DevilGearHill yeah ik. Although some pose little to no harm. But in term of affection it’s really unlikely they possess any

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkgenie3167 Welp, that's "coldblooded" for ya. Although there are those funny huge lizards who love being rubbed by humans like dogs.

@HidekiShinichi

5 жыл бұрын

DevilGearHill nah, some snakes are even going to slither to you, mainly for warmth but they enjoy being around humans, heck my roaches are more or less tolerating me and you tells me that snakes cannot be domesticated?

that thumbnail tho. absolutely adorable.

What a sweet, slithery baby your friend is! ☺

0:08 When you realise that yellow-ish textured wall isn't a wall: 😨

@bittybean

4 жыл бұрын

*cackles*

@carlthelongshoreman1979

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yea they are HUGE!

@thedumbass_rabbit

3 жыл бұрын

its great. more snek to pet✌

@axehead45

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT A SECOND

@spoopy_dragon

3 жыл бұрын

Look at how big he is compared to his snake (the pfp), it’s looks ten or so feet long

Thats where the trouble began That smile... 1:09 *That damn smile*

@brandonmillbank1917

5 жыл бұрын

Pancakez Drawz weird reference but okay

@false8260

5 жыл бұрын

Videos like these make snakes some of my favorite reptiles

@spacealien4550

5 жыл бұрын

:3

@sileshsowman801

5 жыл бұрын

Where is that from?! I heard it before lol

@bloodybaby

5 жыл бұрын

silesh sowman If I’m not mistaken I think it’s a reference from 13 Reasons Why

Might be the cutest giant banana I've ever seen, but I still couldn't go to sleep knowing he was in the house.

People: EWWWWW I HATE SNAKES, THEYRE SO UGLY Snake in question: o____o

why is your gigantic noodle moving

@mrvillager8295

6 жыл бұрын

Canadian empire beacuse it’s a Good Thicc Boi

@lgbtqiarights

6 жыл бұрын

Canadian empire that’s what she said!

@KaseyLynn06

6 жыл бұрын

not good *_-O O F-_*

@joseph32jk

6 жыл бұрын

Because it's alive.

@KaseyLynn06

6 жыл бұрын

Hai Kazuma Desu ClEaRly

My family members: BURN IT! KILL IT!! IT'S A DANGEROUS SPECIES Me: BOOP IT!! LOVE IT!! ONE BIG YELLOW NOODLE

@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119

4 жыл бұрын

SakuraTaishio Gacha sneks are cute *YUKARI AKIYAMA IS EVEN CUTER*

@sakurataishiogacha8356

4 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 *Y* *E* *S*

@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119

4 жыл бұрын

SakuraTaishio Gacha do you even know who she is ?

@sakurataishiogacha8356

4 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 Well yes but also no- (I've seen her slot of times but never watched it idk why I just typed yes XD)

@sakurataishiogacha8356

4 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119 Girls und panzer right??? Idk

Love that giant face just drinking

So, this is the 20 foot Burmese Python I’ve been hearing about.

I feel like all snakes are friendly when you get used to them. I once caught a wild snake, petted it for a few minutes, then it chilled down, and it would just slither around in my hand.

@atheyosterberg664

2 жыл бұрын

As long as a snake knows you aren't trying to kill it, it will let you pet it. But it has to know your freindly

@Wroar2020s

2 жыл бұрын

Is it a constrictor?

@atheyosterberg664

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wroar2020s yes, actually I think it's a burmies python, but those are constrictors to

@Wroar2020s

2 жыл бұрын

@@atheyosterberg664 oh ok

@Gonboo

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I’d advise not to try that with venomous snakes. Or hungry snakes.

1:11 *”GETCHO goddamn hands off me!..”*

@morningcoffee2589

4 жыл бұрын

XD

The most polite snake I've ever seen

The most docile snake I’ve ever seen

The noodle refuses to stay inside 😂

@jenniferphipps2012

6 жыл бұрын

HEAT SENSORS! IT HAS HEAT SENSORS! THIS IS AWESOOOOOOME!

@escobarsblunt

6 жыл бұрын

lutin grognon true

@GTAMONTHLYS

6 жыл бұрын

fuck negativity noodle? that shit got some girth to it

@DeathstrokeUrmom

6 жыл бұрын

fuck negativity you bitch

@ThornePleiades

6 жыл бұрын

LOL

I don't like snakes, nor do I hate them... But this one melted my heart.

@kkalevan

3 жыл бұрын

Non-danger noodles are great.

@Opulscent

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@averie2831

2 жыл бұрын

I like snakes and respect your decision to remain neutral. It's your business, so go enjoy what you please.

@potatomaster3d661

2 жыл бұрын

Your gay

@glaze5484

2 жыл бұрын

@@potatomaster3d661 your gay

ohhh, how kind and polite friend is!

How can such a massive death noodle be so adorable?