"It's not babysitting if they're your kids!" "That's just being a parent!" yaaaas🙌🏻

@Maungyyuh

4 жыл бұрын

8 ooo 8ball v889 but 8ball v889 is is is the most most important thing got the v889 8ball pool pool v8 into into an v

@Maungyyuh

4 жыл бұрын

The

@Maungyyuh

4 жыл бұрын

9

@charlize1121

4 жыл бұрын

This line was in BBT when howard and bernadette were arguing

@jeerdezus5991

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it was copied from Big Bang theory

'Parents can get lice? That wasn't in the pamphlet!' LMAO

@noby_huangkonghsiong

5 жыл бұрын

And looks like they do need an exterminator to burn two things: lice and cash

@justacrlon3963

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he said, lice can get lice?

"Dear teacher, Paper is paper"

@CyberDog4304

4 жыл бұрын

Arthur Awai fucking hell my own ma told me this

@Rtmish

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Yu IDKY but same as mine and I’m pakistani 😂

@abedisgod

4 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@littlewiihacker

4 жыл бұрын

She’s right.

@yvonnequinn8487

4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE HER SIGNATURE ❤

"I have lice." *backs away with a scary music*

@huynguyenquang7435

4 жыл бұрын

123haninhk “Bao bao” “My baby” Next thing you know you’re homeless

@shsaint

4 жыл бұрын

@0:52

@ksorabbit

4 жыл бұрын

now in 2020, when you are sick

"They're the pedophiles of the insect world." Epic!

"PARENTS CAN GET LICE, THAT WASN'T IN THE PAMPHLET"

*bao bao* M Y B A B Y

At least poke air holes You mean lice doors

@catonfire5010

5 жыл бұрын

No! >:[

@iviedalazypleb2709

5 жыл бұрын

XD

Constance Wu is a national treasure

@nguyenkaitlyn6364

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@emilyfan505

4 жыл бұрын

I love her so much

@jiangao4804

4 жыл бұрын

@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 why?

@halvey8518

4 жыл бұрын

Jian Gao probably to the fact that the show isn’t airing anymore /:

@JohnWilliams-dq8pp

4 жыл бұрын

@@nguyenkaitlyn6364 How dare you! She'll always be our finest and most talented and beautiful Asian American actress!

"the needs of the many outweight the needs of the few"

@Name-dd1wj

5 жыл бұрын

One of the best quotes in the series

@shakira1682

5 жыл бұрын

utilitarianism

@kennie3634

5 жыл бұрын

shakira that was a reference to Star Trek

@bryanr9575

5 жыл бұрын

It’s a quote from Star Trek

@suchhun

4 жыл бұрын

Real world talk.

“At least poke holes!” “You mean lice doors? No!” Laughing so hard I’m crying 😂😂😂

“I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.” 😂😂

0:28 lol dear teacher paper is paper

@rahuldhargalkar

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard!

@FruityHachi

5 жыл бұрын

lol i recycle paper too and i’m white actually a lot of teachers do too where i live why waste paper

@thevigilante5623

5 жыл бұрын

Touché.

1:45 the cutest part, Evan is so adorable

Everything on this show is so quotable lmao 😂

1:44 this had me on the floor, moms can't resist their favorites

1:45 Evan: Bao bao. Jessica: My baby.

Frankly, I admire her for doing the paper thing. "Paper IS paper." hahaahhaahhaha

"All that soda made his blood sweet. You think the lice can resist that?" Hahahaha.

That Star Trek reference 😂 😂

@DK-Joe

5 жыл бұрын

Ik, I loved it 👏👏

@Pheelyp

5 жыл бұрын

you mean lice doors? no.

My head started itching while watching the video. It’s weird cause it was itching before the video too. Oh wait...

@aliyahassan5179

5 жыл бұрын

Dramatic background music

@minjosof

5 жыл бұрын

nani

@priscillajimenez27

4 жыл бұрын

*gasp* 😨👩‍🚀

@starshine9842

4 жыл бұрын

Weird Random Videos: 😀😀😀😮

@Chimichinking

3 жыл бұрын

*P A P E R I S P A P E R*

1:59 Evan's scream tho ahahahaha

I love how Honey's husband is just the archetypal boomer.

"Exactly what! Louis I thought we were a team" And I appreciate that? That's....

🖖🏻 🖖🏻 I'm sorry. The needs of the many outweight the needs of the few

Him:"my mum likes to reuse paper" Me being Chinese:"isn't that normal "

@buckcheep

4 жыл бұрын

Smith. A well known Chinese family name dating back to the Ming dynasty. Sure.

@theman1051

2 жыл бұрын

@@buckcheep hes half, look at his shorts video

Ah, yes, the 90's lice scare. I actually got to stay home for a week because my dad was afraid I'd get lice at school (to be fair, they were really going all around at the time). It was awesome. A week of nothing but videogames and TV shows. And then I got my homework backlash and it was... significantly less awesome. Managed to escape the lice, though.

"lice doors" I'm dying!!!

My husband. “i did my laundry, and brought the kid his toothpicks”. Yup, just being a parent. No extra points. I should be like “I rubbed down his eczema with coconut oil” “cleaned the bathroom drains of all the hair” “add your dinner and plate” “starched and ironed your clothes” “fed and put the kids to bed before i left for work” “made sure you had the debt card so you could get gas and lunch today....” “cut out the coupons for all your favorite restaurants that you go to for lunch and alphabetized them in a nice plastic box that you can keep in the work truck” “made you and your work mates brownies” on and on and on

@tinydough8746

4 жыл бұрын

The Unsalted And worked 8 hours in an office.

@tinydough8746

4 жыл бұрын

And you did what again..? Lol, cute.

@daniellemhall1358

4 жыл бұрын

Hi I know I don't know you but I want you to know you're awesome. Have a good day an I hope this message finds you well.

@ShredPenguins

3 жыл бұрын

@@tinydough8746 Done both. Parenting is way harder than the vast majority of jobs, and I've done everything from aerospace to marine electrician to paper pusher.

@benb9635

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShredPenguins Jobs are more or less predictable. Kids? Yeah, good luck lol.

Paper is paper That had me crying and laughing in my bed for 12minutes

i swear everything Jessica says is brilliant

1:45 This is the most emotional Jessica I've seen

Kid: HAAH at least poke air holes at the top Jessica: YOU MEAN LICE DOORS NO!?!?!?

“Then we’ll have lice together.” ... that is the most disgusting and romantic line I’ve ever heard in my life.

“Dear Teacher, Paper is paper.” I’m having flashbacks LOL

"paper is paper" - constance wu (2019)

I live in a Mexican household and when one of my 7 siblings has lice we don't get rid of any of the stuff we just wash them and get rid of our lice with a comb or by hand

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264

4 жыл бұрын

Plus...lice don't like us.

@iosephus2588

3 жыл бұрын

In a slavic household, you just completely shave all the infected. No hair, no lice!

“House good! You buy!” Lmao😂

"my mom likes to recycle paper, she wrote a note on the bottom" "dear teacher, paper is paper" 😂

I know... I've always known😂😂😂

@ios_simple3732

5 жыл бұрын

Lisa Kimoni as I saw your comment I was up to that part

Her handwriting is LIT ✨✨😍

I can't get over that recycled paper 😂 Because that is so true.

0:33 yaaahh my mom did that too and wrote her signature hahahahaha

‘Baobao’ ‘My baby’ *me with my doggy*

1:48 😂😂😂😂 I love Evan

@MrMowky

5 жыл бұрын

He's so cute!

@user-ew6ob2yi3x

4 жыл бұрын

He's sooo cute

The more I watch these videos clips the more I want to watch the whole show.

0:38 dear teacher , paper is paper

I got lice in summer school my parent cut my hair short and I lost my favorite toys😭

@MariaSilva-xl2kq

5 жыл бұрын

Why did you loose your toys?

@purplecatinlove1900

5 жыл бұрын

Maria Silva after my stuff animals were washed the dryer distorted their fluffiness and they were never the same its like when you wash the fur on your coat the dryer makes it look like a cottonball

@mylingnovels8000

5 жыл бұрын

I never got lice but my parents cut my hair anyway and i lost my toys too.

@SYDAirlineEnthusiast

5 жыл бұрын

I remember the days vividly when my mom used to cut my hair when I was really little, but that was before she decided to take me to an actual barbershop.

@vinicio6070

5 жыл бұрын

@@mylingnovels8000 z

"FOTB Funny Moments #19" aka "Constance Wu telling all the jokes and looking fine as hell for 4 minutes"

Constance Wu is hilarious

Dear teacher Paper is paper Sounds like something I do 😂

"parents can get lice? that wasn't in the pamphlets" PLEASE HHSHAHAHAHAHAHA

I had lice and my grandma combed it out.

@s.phirumakatobeaye7159

4 жыл бұрын

JudyTheAlien that’s how people in Asia do

having lice together sounds like the perfect solution

Imagine you were looking at a property description and all it said was, "House good. You buy."

0:16 At first I heard Louis saying Jewish 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂The long live and prosper sign had me

No one is going to talk about the coming dear part? omg I'm dying

0:30 true, my mum saves all the blank side of the paper, and use it as normal paper

you just have to put vinegar on the head and that's it, no biggie (and for whatever reason i can't stop scratching my head)

team Lessica😂😂😂😂

please don't cancel this show its one of the last good shows on tv

the paper part is so like my household

Great job 👏

When Eddie gets the corona virus 0:58

The needs of the many out weighs the needs of the few

0:34 I can totally relate to this

first time ever seeing this sitcom but I love it

Great job

“Eddie it’s the middle of the day what are you doing here”

She was right. When they mentioned live, my head begun getting itchy.

"you mean lice doors? No"

Biggest fan ever

Ok the Star Trek Spock reference was great.

i love how she went my babyyy

So this is what John Krasinski did after The Office?

@revanair6858

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Constance Wu is hooot! 😍

3:41 That's what She said

I love Jessica's hoodies

The Goldbergs is a hip hop crazy Florida show from 20th century Columbia television.

Luiseca 😂❤️

1:46 hold baby

2:09 That squirm in her voice That's hard to mimic

0:56 When you have COVID

The Goldbergs funny moments .

She always looks gorgeous, but with that hair cap, DAYUMM!!!

All time favorite Louis wong is a funny guy Jessica Wong is funny too and lots of goosebumps

@kyler9078

5 жыл бұрын

Sue Leung *huang

lmao it's just like the pandemic where we are avoiding each other because we're scared of contracting "lice"

Dear teacher paper is paper: *I actually can't* 😂🤣🤣😂

0:56 I have lice😂

I really like their chinese decorations.

1996: i have lice 2020: i have corona

"Bao Bao"

They should've sent the boys home with a cap on!

0:36 imagine being ginger and a browns fan. God can be cruel

The lice episode is my favorite

Why is Louis wearing grandma glasses? Lmao

"You mean lice doors?? NO"

"house good, you buy"