Dawn "Like an accordian." 🤣 These two are geninely the funniest people I love them.

I love the fact that this wonderful and talented ladies have remained the best of friends for near all their lives; and that for our guilty pleasures, they are very much the "FRENCH and SAUNDERS" duo. Saludos desde Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

I feel so privileged to have met these two, if only very briefly, and neither of them farted at me.

My mum would cough to cover fart noises in the toilet…but she would always get the timing wrong 😂 COUGH…FART😂…

As a massage therapist for the past 32 years, this is hilarious to hear 😂

My grandad said there were a set few types of fart: a rip, a rap, a rattle, a rumble, and - as he told me with much glee - a teararse.

@SpeccyMan

7 ай бұрын

You left out the worst fart of all. The wet one. You know, the one that leaves a stain. 🤣

@lindamaygregory

7 ай бұрын

A teararse 😂😂😂

@travellingunderpants

7 ай бұрын

My bum maybe different ..... mine are often the ratatat-tat variety! 💨💨💨💨🩲

I love this my Mom always told us as children that everyone farts ….😳if you didn’t you would float away… So If you needed to fart just do it and apologise after… so much so when I fart in the night and I’m asleep I still say sorry which makes Lisa my darling wife laugh every time 😂

I've been struggling to drive and function listening to these two, screeching and tears of laughter ❤

GO AWAY... I've done a FART."

After all this time, it's very sweet how they still tickle each other.

One of the things I like about living in a Nordic country is that everyone gets one's own private loo, with floor to ceiling walls, in public toilets. 😊

I'd love to sit have have a coffee with Jennifer and Dawn and listen to them chat 😂

@hashmo101

8 ай бұрын

And Audible would love to fulfil that pleasure for you :)

@tomtom8786

7 ай бұрын

*and listen to them fart

My sister and I shared a guilty secret. Our favourite location for farting was the central city Mall. We would let it out in small amounts while weaving in and out of the pedestrians. We both discovered this guilty pleasure independently.

@manmaje3596

7 ай бұрын

I do that around groups of pretty girls. I'm rotten too they are always horrified in a repugnant way.

@jestermoment2267

3 ай бұрын

That's called "crop-dusting". 😆

THANK YOU…I haven’t laughed this much in ages!!

@tuppence4176

7 ай бұрын

Could not breathe for laughter 😂

I was in a relationship with a fairly decent guy for about two and half years. That whole time I could not get to the place where we were comfortable farting in front of each other. I feel this is proof that we never really connected. I was fine if he farted in front of me and if he’d started that would have been my cue but he never did. I believe he may have been partially inorganic in composition. He did eat and drink but he never seemed to get hungry or thirsty. He never burped. He never farted. He’d get irritated if others wanted to take a break from an activity because it was time to have a meal. And though he’d usually enjoy his meals, he’d often said he’d wished he could take a pill and never have to eat again because it was such nuisance to have to stop EVERYDAY, MULTIPLE TIMES, to eat. I should have just farted. I’m was uncomfortably bloated for two and half years.

If I’m in a public toilet and need to botty burp (childhood saying for passing wind) I wait till someone turns in the hand dryer to drowned out the noise.

@no-oneinparticular7264

8 ай бұрын

I used to cough loudly 😂

Wherever you may be, let your wind go free 😂

@stephenreeds3632

3 ай бұрын

For holding mine was the death of me.

Sometimes, depending how long this process takes... a loud cough won't be enough to disguise the finale 😂

I have just been howling at this 🤣

Whoopy cushions were our fave prank toy as kids and I ‘m happy to report that they are again 65 years later lol! 👍👍😂😂😂

I find the best response to be ‘Ooh, hark at me!’

I worry much less about the wind factory these days....but I do publicly own up to having to avoid baked beans ....have I said enough. Thank you for airing this conversation you two! Excuse the pun!

Love these two 😀 I have so many fart stories, one I will share, my dearest sis did the loudest fart once which sounded exactly like the family fortunes noise. We were in hysterics for hours. 😂

Jennifer as Madonna farting as she did a parody of 'Hung Up' video was hilarious

This was hilarious!

Hubby & I have had some hilarious times when one of us has farted & the other tries to compete in depth & length😅 I'm sniggering now just at the thought of it 😂

I’m crying! This is so funny. 🤣😂🤣

Absolutely fabulous! 😂😂

I have a story! Not so long ago, I'd had a bad tummy but it was Slimming World weigh day, so off I went, thinking, I'll be fine, the worst has passed. Nope! A member said something funny, I burst out laughing, so did my arse, with the loudest, longest fart you ever heard. Now I'm 54, in my heart I'm 17, but my sense of humour is that of a 13yr old boy. Farts...are my trigger...hear one and I'm off...there's no coming back! So I farted and laughed, the room went silent which made me laugh more, which made my farts come out sort of staccato...laugh fart, laugh fart...the more I farted, the more I laughed and so on. Our poor group leaded couldn't even do her class properly, I was totally gone with laughter, as were the rest of the group. It'll always stick in my mind, such a funny night!

Just have a good ol' cheeks a flappin' donald duckin' blowout!

Once I was with a wee fellow I was minding, he was about 2, had him in a shopping cart/trolley. Going through aisles and when in one I said to him, want to know a secret? and he of course said yes. I told him that I farted in the previous aisle but people would think it was him because I was a lady and he was a little boy. And I laughed. He looked so offended. Lol, still makes me laugh.

Oh god these2 are national treasures 😂

I love them so much! lol

I love these two women soooo much

Such intelligent conversation, learnt so much

brilliant

God, what did we EVER do to deserve these fabulous women?

I had a doctor I worked with once, cropdust me and just act like nothing happened!

wish they were not exclusive to audible and available on more platforms!!

What I love about eco communities that I have visited is, if someone farts, it`s no big deal. We all do it.

Dawn did that exaggerated embarrassed-laugh in the Vicar episode when she thought Peter Capaldi was proposing to her. :)

@jessicaaureli3296

7 ай бұрын

Oh my god, I recognised the laugh instantly, but how has it just clicked for me that that was Peter capaldi??

@idaslapter5987

7 ай бұрын

@@jessicaaureli3296 i know! He was SO young in that episode.

@tinaclemence5543

7 ай бұрын

She ended up marrying Richard Armitage , but both men are two of my favourites, she had the choice..😊

AS someone with IBS, an office job and social anxiety I used to have a huge struggle with the whole farting thing, but truly...thong panties are a fart silencer. I just retreat to a more remote location and fart silently even in the office. Thongs y'all!

@jen6893

7 ай бұрын

I don't quite understand the logistics of how a thong would muffle the fart

@anthonyhiggins7409

7 ай бұрын

@@jen6893 Im thinking it’s about where the material sits… right at the exit. Cancelling a lot of the sound at point of source.

Once I shook my leg at a supermarket parking lot and a loud fart accidentally came out 😄.....I laughed at myself for days

I listen to this podcast, and seriously thought they were doing it at one of their houses sitting at the kitchen table!

NO CAUSE WHY NOBODY TALKS ABOUT : those times where you spend the whole time controlling the farts and keeping them in, only for one accidental cough or a slight strain from a muscle somewhere for it to all blast out!! 😭

Person A: God, sir! Have you farted? Person B: Of course I have- you don’t think I always smell like this?!

Absolutely AMAZING.. LIFE IS LESSERS BECAUSE THE TWO FARTERS IN THIS SCETCH AREVNOT ON OUR SCREENS.. PLEASE COME BACK

Since covid, sneezing is worse than farting in public.

My husband and I were walking past a parked car, me thinking no one was around, let rip a good fart. Thats when my husband informed me there was a bloke sat in the car with the window down. And it was amazingly funny and hugely embarrassing.

@audibleuk

7 ай бұрын

😂 farting at its best right there!

Oh god my sides 🤣🤣🤣

That massage wasnt aroma therapy then

0:25 gives a whole different meaning to 'tuuuutorials'.

More funny than embarrassing to me!

The worst is when you are in company and you think you can release one slowly and quietly..

Also, the fart sounds in the public loo, just spread your cheeks and it is but a whisper.

Oh so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Aircrew call it ‘crop dusting’ 😂

The other day I think I nearly internally combusted holding them in but boy when I had a bit of me time I just had to let go. It’s not good to hold them in but we are so embarrassed by farting. Everyone does it, Enron other species but you don’t see them giggling when a fellow cat or dog let’s rip 💪🏼💨💨

💨💨💨💨💨Are you okay? Yep, I am now 🥴😂 It's a very strange thing. I'm trying to teach my son not to make a big thing of it but failing lol 😂

In different countries they have huge differences my mother went somewhere in Germany and farted it didn't go down well

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Having IBS i NEVER trust a fart lol

That was fucking hilarious.. all true.. so people tell me 😊

'tootorials'

Joseph and today 😀

BUWAHAHAHA 🤣🤪🦝👽🤪🤣

I can't walk around having a cheeky fart in public these days. I've got to that age where if I try too hard to casually release the pressure I'll also pee myself hahaaa. It's either save it for the comfort of my own home or totally embarrass myself in a public loo

I’ve more or less perfected the art of the slow, silent release. So… yer ears won’t be assaulted by posterior. However, I make no such guarantees regarding yer olfactory sense. 🤷‍♂️😂

What incredible, amazing, beautiful women!

Can I please beg the whole world to install noise making machines in all public toilets? The Japanse have figured it out - no stress in the loo, fart all you want! 👍

😮

That must have been in Boots quite some time ago now as I no longer colour my hair. I must have been choosing a colour. It would have been a silent fart issuing no warning of light ash blonde or anything else delivered another customer who had moved on to another shopping isle

Baaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

In 22 years of marriage to my now ex husband, I can honestly say that I never once farted in bed or infront of him and he didn't either. I am now entering a new relationship at the age of 62 and post menopausal, and we're both vegetarian, havn't slept together yet , but I am wondering what's on the horizon for us ..

@EmilysStar

7 ай бұрын

just a couple of weeks after dating my now husband he told me to just let em rip and never hold it in because it was causing me so much stomach ache. Now that's love! I can't imagine having to keep it in for 22 years o.O

3:25 I farted

Who farted???

Yeah, I wish farting wasnt that big a deal, just like its fine to sneeze

Don’t like massages in case I fart😳

I have been in bed with an ex partner when he farted in the morning once when we were in cuddle mode , it was awful as it smelt of eggs 🥚. He made it worse by lifting the duvet and wafting it around . It really put me off of him and i loved him . I have and never will purposely fart infront of a lover . I do accidentally fart infront of my son who lives woth me , its kostly when were watching tv and i burst out laughing 😅, and then we laugh because I've farted. We're both vegetarian and so we eat alot of fibre .

My mother used to lift her cheek and let one long ripper of a fart at every luchtime on the weekends. To make it worse, we were sitting on crange vinyl seating, and it used to reverberate. Welsh women are unapologetic. As you get older, you dont really care much about natural body functions.

Thank goodness her name isn't Helen Back.

I’m sorry ladies as a fellow Brit. I understand all of the things that you’re talking about but not the embarrassment. Maybe some context would help. I’ve worked as a maternity nurse and I’m sure you know that, when you’re having a baby farting is the least of your worries. And having had two kids of my own, farting really was the least of my worries. So I’m not even slightly embarrassed, not anymore. I apologise, sometimes I make light of it, but I don’t ever attempt to try and keep a fart in. Why tie yourself up in knots about it? And it just perpetuates this outdated social norm.

@lisahumphries3898

8 ай бұрын

It’s not just the noise you subject others to, but the lingering smell that makes breathing difficult for everyone else. It very well can be offensive in public places and should be avoided. Farting during childbirth shouldn’t be compared to someone freely farting in an elevator.

@budd2nd

8 ай бұрын

@@lisahumphries3898 In a lift I would endeavour to hold it in out of consideration for others. But elsewhere I wouldn't and don't. Unpleasant smells are not dangerous they are just fleetingly unpleasant, but nothing more than that.

@lisahumphries3898

8 ай бұрын

Obviously, you’ve never had someone’s smell make you gag and almost puke. Farting in public happens unintentionally, but if you can hold it in, there’s no reason not to.

@budd2nd

8 ай бұрын

@@lisahumphries3898 No I don't gag from a bad smells. You obviously wouldn't last long in the caring professions if you reacted like that. But as a learnt behaviour it is fairly easy to suppress and remove during our training.

@WitchKing-Of-Angmar

8 ай бұрын

​@@budd2nd The reason farting is considered inappropriate and rarely ever even discussed is because it's disgusting, and should be kept in a bathroom, it's also one step away from shitting yourself, same subject. Keep it to yourself.

People who grow up in weird families where it’s all natural normal not a big deal…I’m sorry, farting will always be the funniest thing ever and anyone that doesn’t laugh, especially kids, can get in the sea.

I’ve done a fart 😂😂😂

Old book stores. Old musty books gives me wicked gut pain, my dear heavens; like I sat around and gorged on unrippened apples all day. Awful.

Please use ‘breaking wind’, it’s much more polite.

@no-oneinparticular7264

8 ай бұрын

Breaking bad 😂

I love these two, but I fail to understand why the mechanism that bleeps out swear words fails to bleep when celebrities blaspheme God’s name. Please don’t jump all over me. This is something that offends me deeply. If I were to curse using the names of other world religion’s divinities, I’d be (rightly) accused of racism.

@300books

7 ай бұрын

The censors will only bleep out words that are considered obscene. God is not an obscene word so there's no need to bleep it out. A conversation might be inappropriate to some listeners, but as long as no obscene words are used, then there's nothing to bleep out.

Pro Hunter, horrible Person her on the right

@MarthaMansbridge

8 ай бұрын

What???

@no-oneinparticular7264

8 ай бұрын

You're on the wrong channel, or planet.

@mikeoxlong4110

7 ай бұрын

@@no-oneinparticular7264 I've done my research i think u are.

GO AWAY I'VE DONE A FART

Somebody write a sitcom about a female comedy act who havnt been funny for decades

It's rude and disgusting. Don't do it!

Just listening to these two talking about farts made me rip a really big one!

hmmm,