Here's a clip from 1995 of Shane Caldwell ("Robert Howell" in this video) doing his character Troy Duke, a Tennessee farmer who's fed up with long-haired hippies dressed up like circus freaks. It says "Hard Rock Cafe" on it, so I guess that means that Mr. Caldwell made it to the semi-big time with his routines... kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZmmXltqxYaWco5s.html

@1lovesoni

2 жыл бұрын

Well, considering the subject of this video, I do have to wonder if he was somewhat disappointed to learn that the establishment's name referred to music.

@daveyamericanpridegodbless9842

Жыл бұрын

DROVE A MAN TO DRINK!!

@joshcruz7912

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gZeplqSRmsTQf7w.html Dr. Greenthumb... Take listen... You'll get it.

@robertbeuck7556

Жыл бұрын

😁

@Jim-ic2of

Жыл бұрын

Elvis Lives !😊

This guy did a awesome job at portraying how a relapse happens in a humorous way.

@drewharkins7886

11 ай бұрын

You nailed it there, man. The bargaining. 10 years sober here and glad to be that way today.

@chuckcheatham4822

8 күн бұрын

It's funny.. people who are getting clean, that aren't on drugs.. that spend alot of time talking about drugs, are always on drugsl😮😮

As an addict in recovery, I appreciate his strong assertive boundaries and certitude about freebasing while driving a moving vehicle or at the alter during a church service. Keep up the good work!

@weezyeff

15 күн бұрын

“I’ll do some toot!”

@danises1544

6 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love how the amount of toot he alloted himself increased as he went on.

@MrStiv-ij4cg

Жыл бұрын

"I'll do a block of that stuff....but I will NOT freebase cocaine."

@stickypickle19

Жыл бұрын

@@MrStiv-ij4cg unless its my bday

@John-sr2hr

Жыл бұрын

@loganingles2538 or riding passenger in a car. Or driving while stopped at a traffic light.

@carlosgomezjr.8595

10 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the half oz of reefer per week 😂

@ScottMcmillianII1996

2 ай бұрын

I thought this was real

The way he keeps drawing a line in the sand, crosses the line immediately, then draw another line is spot on addict.

This video was a little longer then I expected so ya know I had ta pull out that ol pipe and base!

@kattkilla1

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anthonydodson3155

3 жыл бұрын

Well I'll tell ya what, and I owe it all to them folks at that rehab downairen Albammer, but I won't freebase! Just don't won't ain't gonna do it! Not since that reh.......well unless the video was paused so I don't miss nothing what a fellow, "recovered red stone rehab brother", is trying to say !

@stevenlamper1820

3 жыл бұрын

Just a couple doobies to get me through the day

@Terrysoddy

3 жыл бұрын

That’s funny man

@robertsmith8471

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t wanna sit hear and do nothin’

I have no earthly idea how his co star kept a straight serious face this entire time, thats some damn good acting!

@nogods342

Жыл бұрын

This is not acting this the real deal

@comedianhaze1619

Жыл бұрын

@@nogods342 it’s a skit; dudes a great comedian this was perfect 😂😂

@ospjp4

Жыл бұрын

@@comedianhaze1619 thats not true. The addict was someone doing a character, interviewer was unaware. This is how it was explained to me

@johnjordan6032

Жыл бұрын

@@nogods342 you need to watch the video till the end 😂😂😂

@theyetti90

Жыл бұрын

I'll tell you how he kept a straight face..., by freebasin' cocaine.

Twice a year. The first half and the last half. Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg saying “I used to do drugs. Still do, but I also USED TO” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Ah the good ol days when you could actually get a freebasing habit doing yard work in Pegram Tennessee. How Lance was able to hold it together & not burst out in laughter is nothing short of remarkable. Late 80s public access was better than most of the garbage on TV today. Comedy gold

@whiteyfisk9769

Жыл бұрын

He has his own channel and family now, Spirit of The Outdoors i think it is.

@badger_actual8249

7 ай бұрын

I live right down the road in Ashland city hahahaa

When he goes NOW ILL DO SOME TOOT NOW I lose it EVERYTIME 🤣

@jeffroW0331

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@rickycervantes5993

Жыл бұрын

Turnnn uup😆😆😆

@georgejung6393

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@stevewalther2293

Жыл бұрын

I'll do a toot God Dam...

@bittabrutha31

Жыл бұрын

What the hell is toot?

"I'll do a little toot if somebody offer it to me...it's just impolite" 😆🤣😆🤣

@dcaraway3809

4 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

@anthonydodson3155

4 жыл бұрын

Look out Sally he's gonna go upside that head!

@likesanddislikesetc

4 жыл бұрын

favor4afavor 😂😂😂😂😂

@bibabutterfly

3 жыл бұрын

What’s toot?

@marcosfeir

3 жыл бұрын

@@bibabutterfly yeah what is a toot

As a Florida man I approve of this message. Just as a historian.

@phoenixlove76

Жыл бұрын

It’s impolite not to take a toot

@seanpaul8556

Жыл бұрын

Florida born and raised 🙏🏻 I wouldn't change a Thing

@eddnodd

Жыл бұрын

​@@phoenixlove76thats right....right off the back of the toilet....

@ryanphelan6861

Жыл бұрын

My brother in law is from Florida 😅I sent him this. He's in tears

@ellenpayne7543

11 ай бұрын

I'm from Missouri this funny 2023 1st time I ever seen this dude 2nd video .But sad but true we really go fast not slow ..REAL GO FAST but I recommend nobody do no kinda upper stick wit trees if ya do anything ,

This is comedy gold.

"I love Sally, so she safe 363 days a year but them other two.." this is straight comedy, I can't stop laughing. .

@mattheweagle223

Жыл бұрын

WOOOOOO

@yungslice497

Жыл бұрын

BUT I WILL NOT FREEBASE COCAINE

@CoalMiner379

Жыл бұрын

Woooooo she gonna get a ass whoopin lol

@Trashrock80

Жыл бұрын

Glued on sideburns

@YungHeftTv

8 ай бұрын

I'm so glad i caught this comment

This is officially the funniest shit I've ever seen .This guy was ahead of his time on this type of comedy ,still funny after all these years .

@Terrysoddy

3 жыл бұрын

It is extremely funny

@srbishkrst

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that funny?

@marxist5ever864

2 жыл бұрын

@@srbishkrst are you a legitimate fool?

@tommychoppa7564

2 жыл бұрын

@@srbishkrst damn that sucks to not have a sense of humor I legit feel bad for you

@BigMerkGee

2 жыл бұрын

@@srbishkrst how is this not funny? I feel like free basing right now!

Like he’s on replay button and can’t get out of the continuous loop 😂 lol this is comedy gold!

As a lifelong person from the south, while it's a negative stereotype, this this is a wonderfully hilarious and perfectly acted version. It's so perfect that it's easy to forget it's acted.

@brucewayne7247

Жыл бұрын

Yes and no, he is just exaggerating his normal lifestyle.

@drewharkins7886

11 ай бұрын

This is the best “impersonation” of a real everyday Southern accent. Grew up with a ton of guys who talked like this. I kinda do myself!

@johnblood10

10 ай бұрын

@@drewharkins7886 likewise here, if I’m being honest with myself. I’m also in recovery. Now, I’ll DO some TOOT now…

After I got the humor of this, I've been watching it over and over and loving it more every time. I laughed so hard I started crying. This is brilliant, comedic gold, better than 95% of SNL skits.

@sidscarborough3160

3 жыл бұрын

My take is he’s making fun of rehab. I had to watch it a few times before I understood what he’s trying to get at.

@codycaskey7984

3 жыл бұрын

I like the other version in black and white way better

@banksta3

3 жыл бұрын

He's just being hypocritical. We all know someone that says they don't do something ever, but then they do. For instance, vegans that eat meat a couple of times a year.

@gutz323

3 жыл бұрын

At first I didn't realise it was a comedy skit. I was looking at the sideburns and listening to the strong accent and thinking 'is this a joke or do some Americans actually have an accent as exaggerated as this' lol? Bloody funny though!

@Stuckinsidey0u

2 жыл бұрын

Look up Letterkenny. Specifically, McMurray.

It's Elvis Gump, "Life is like a bag of coke, you never know what your gonna' get"

@joshauryan

4 жыл бұрын

Unless ya base it neow I tell ya hwat

@elgiron5600

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I see and hear that

@remainfocused8570

3 жыл бұрын

Elvis gump😝😜

@michaelg.partridge8216

3 жыл бұрын

You lovely bastard😂

@scottlydon5796

3 жыл бұрын

Here is a better version of your joke good sir,,,Life is like a bag a coke....you never know how much get "cut" you gonna get,,,haha,,a little better?lol hope you got a good laugh

this skit ... it doesnt get old.. its a real classic.... even after having it watched 20 times, its still funny.. good stuff. Ahead of its time

This man broke tf down on tv for us to enjoy forever 🦅😂😂😂😂😂😂

I died at “NOW I’LL DO A LIL TOOT…”

@John-sr2hr

Жыл бұрын

This is about half the guys I've met in rehab and all the anonymous shitholes. They'll do everything under the sun but as long as they're not doing that one specific thing that got them in trouble in the first place, they think they're doing great

@starshea2534

11 ай бұрын

I did too I Hollered.. 🤣🤣🤣

@pennycroft9939

11 ай бұрын

I pee'd myself! Is this guy from Alabama? Cracks me up!!😂

@anthonyguenzel3155

10 ай бұрын

What is toot???

@pennycroft9939

10 ай бұрын

@@anthonyguenzel3155 What does Toot mean for drugs? Cocaine (uncountable, slang) Cocaine. (countable, slang) A portion of cocaine that a person snorts.

This is absolutely hands-down the funniest skit ever written for television. Absolute genius

@Mytowerisaneiffel

9 ай бұрын

Is it really a skit? If so, what show?

@HCLSalt

7 ай бұрын

@@Mytowerisaneiffel5:49

@safeway1443

4 ай бұрын

Agreed 1000%

This guest is so far ahead of his time. He's exactly like how our counseling is. And our success rate is high, really high Man!

This was the most hilarious interview I’ve ever seen in my life 😂😂😂

I used to watch these guys every Friday night on channel 35 in Nashville in the late 80s, I have never laughed so hard in all my life, this is just one of many characters... long live the Sylvan Brothers

@robertspuller6121

3 жыл бұрын

Who were the syllabi brothers and what was the deal? I always wondered what this was from.

@maddawg7134

Жыл бұрын

Tennessee?

@JamesTKirk-yz5ng

Жыл бұрын

Has anyone found the entire series? Is there anyway to upload all of it?

@danielbadeaux6257

10 ай бұрын

​@@maddawg7134)

@frealdohmohammed1388

9 ай бұрын

Yeah me and my buddy used to get f'ed up and watch that on regular tv, crazy good times.

This is so completely ahead of it’s time for 1987. I’m obsessed with it.

Words to live by.. This guy was my rehab counselor for 8 years.. and counting.. 😂

I just realized after the 10th time watching this that this wasn't an actual interview

@bmstylee

3 ай бұрын

Did you realize that before or after basing?

@nerveclinic

2 ай бұрын

I realized it the first 10 seconds

@ryshellso526

10 күн бұрын

​@@bmstyleeone second, let me take a toot and think about that...

"Ol' Sally know I'm gonna go upside that head" 😂

@MrStiv-ij4cg

4 жыл бұрын

"I luv Sally and wouldn't want to do anything to hurt her, but..."

@tlm3382

4 жыл бұрын

In case anybody hasn't figured it out...this was staged. At 2:39 watch both guys as glasses starts to open the poster he hides his face for a sec to let out a little laugh and watch the addict almost start laughing. Lol funny though

@tlm3382

4 жыл бұрын

@Tommaso Urbisci I didn't watch but about half but thanks

@antonioserna7013

4 жыл бұрын

Sally is safe 363 days a year 🤣😂🤣🤣

@andrewmartin6217

3 жыл бұрын

Dat hay-ed!

Hysterical! My husband and I originally thought this was 70’s interview until it got to be too funny to believe.

this is the greatest video of all time. I really hope Sally & Robert lived happily ever after

This is absolutely the best thing I've ever seen.

@MrStiv-ij4cg

4 жыл бұрын

You should check out the drunk Otis from The Andy Griffith Show on this channel, it's pretty funny

@mikuspalmis

4 жыл бұрын

The public service announcement one he does is way better.

@confidentialrecruiting1516

4 жыл бұрын

4 real man.

@jessemanson3722

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@paulphillips4820

4 жыл бұрын

If you haven’t had the pleasure of watching Guy on a Buffalo, check it out. There’s four episodes, watch in order...I blew snot first time I watched them.

😂 This is like most addicts I was in rehab with...I do not inject heroin any more, I mean I'll take Valium, and Xanax, but no smack, Of course I'll take Percs and Oxys, But. I .Do. Not. Do. Heroin. Methadone every once in a while. But again I'm clean. 😅

@justingabriel6527

3 жыл бұрын

So sad, cuz its true

@shelleyrobbins3528

3 жыл бұрын

methadone better then smack

@smegspreader

2 жыл бұрын

This is a skit ya know, right? Now dont yall be thinking of freebasing that cocaine ya hear? Well maybe a toot would be ok but just a couple toots with a little tequila but no more than that ok? Ya dont wanna be smackin ol Sally too hard.

@BrokenEquipment.

2 жыл бұрын

@@smegspreader r/wooosh

@smegspreader

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrokenEquipment. i dont think you know the meaning of the word.... r/wooosh

This video is the definition of "had me in the first half not gonna lie"

This is the best thing ever. I giggle and snort everytime I hear it!

“For 363 days a year, she’s safe!”

@purpleplasmaindustries4460

4 жыл бұрын

364 days on leap year!!

@andersondevon44

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@raybates3119

3 жыл бұрын

Lookout Sally!!!!@

@Heretic0221

3 жыл бұрын

Ima go upside that head!!!

@treygreer3728

3 жыл бұрын

@@Heretic0221 whooaaa! Tell em' Sallee

I think guy just accurately described the thought process over a relapse cycle

@sharonrigs7999

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Looking for any reason to use. Setting pointless ' limits ' like no smoking rocks or no needles.

This is the first time I've seen the entire clip. Thank you good sir!

Epic.. glad to see he is doing well in recovery ❤😂

I will not free base cocaine during an eclipse of the moon.

@Mojoman57

4 жыл бұрын

Unless it's my birthday.

It’s like he’s trying to convince himself that he will not freebase cocaine 😂

@pastorofmuppets325

4 жыл бұрын

@Jah Will B Dunn No it's not. "Sylvan Brothers Comedy Hour" flashing at the end of the video should have been your biggest sign.

@Exedus20

3 жыл бұрын

he can always mix it with heroin and inject it in the vein. no problem there.

@myfirstcrappyvideobilly

2 жыл бұрын

I'll freebase some cocaine. I'm trynna get high. I ain't got time to bullshit.

@crisisclubrob

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what you do when you’re absolutely full of shit just smart enough to believe yourself.

@zachh8016

Жыл бұрын

And we all know he will. 😂

This was sent to me and I thought it was a real interview! It took the last minute before I was like, this can't be real!!

Where has this been?? This is some of the funniest shit I've seen..It's 2023, and he performed this in the mid 80's..(ohhh yeah, I was smoking crack)..

I love how he breaks character and starts grinning and holding back a laugh when he handed him the poster lol.

@jessierodriguez632

4 жыл бұрын

Booty Gold that just made it even funnier. Thx for the heads up

@JohnSmith-ql8fg

5 ай бұрын

He broke because the other guy did. Other guy used the poster to cover his face, though. Good shit.

I really enjoy hearing heart warming stories about people recovering from an addiction.

@briancollins2466

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@calebgilman9128

2 жыл бұрын

It's easy to start but it is fucking hard to quit

@rondellschuyler7074

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebgilman9128 I could tell you horror stories about addicts quiting drugs. Crazy stuff.

@zatomlzxzanamolzy1253

Жыл бұрын

@@rondellschuyler7074 The times I've gone cold turkey from a Heroin, Crack-Cocaine and synthetic cannabinoids have all been "horror stories" and although I've technically died, I can't recall anything but I still image that it's preferable to Heroin withdrawal.

@bigtitegothbiotch2231

Жыл бұрын

@@zatomlzxzanamolzy1253 hahahah you can't die from those withdrawals. It's a clinical fact. Only alcohol and in very rare cases Xanax. If you're gonna lie, next time google some info first. I'm a recovering cocaine and heroin addict. Been in and out of rehab for the last twenty years. That is to say if you meant dying from withdrawal and not overdose.. I have been clean for two years. I hope you are too

“Some people call it a sling blade, but I calls it a Kaiser blade”

@darkscribblings

2 ай бұрын

I like the way you talk huhhhh

God bless this guy. This is fantastic 👏

“Unless it’s my birthday or I ain’t got nothin else to do”

@robertoperez4134

3 жыл бұрын

I will not free base cocain in church !! Unlessss it’s a sermons I herd before I will pull out that pipe and I”ll base!!😂😂😂

Damn Conway Twitty fell off

@Billybob-ge4zj

4 жыл бұрын

LOL Hilarious!!!

@mxcatkiller

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought he looked like him

@Whiteshadowsyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@dawhoda1

4 жыл бұрын

@@mxcatkiller You always thought? Like you knew this guy or some shit?! WTF

@3rdeyeshine94

4 жыл бұрын

Naa..he got ooonn.

He said I do not freebase cocaine, now I will do a toot and drink and smoke some reefer lmfao

This video lives rent free in my head 🤣🤣

"I will NOT freebase cocane!"... "But I'll do a toot!" 🤣🤣🤣

@henryettacollins9095

Жыл бұрын

Cocaine is wonderful

@wizards001

Жыл бұрын

Bout half a g, no tequila

@bmstylee

2 ай бұрын

It's impolite not to take some toot.

This is some brilliant ass improv. Public Access was amazing sometimes. The interviewer "yes anding" homeboy and playing it so straight is incredible lol. This sort of comedy was ahead of it's time.

They killed that!😂😂 I couldn’t imagine saying all that with a straight face

You got me. It wasn't until he said "I'll do a toot but I won't do freebase" that I realized it was a joke.

Those sideburns really tied the room together!😁

@TheNexusComplex

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there dood. Excellent!

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

This was hilarious!! I thought it was real until the credits started rolling😂😂😂

This video is underrated one of the greats.

Holy Crap I haven't laughed so hard. Thanks for the download 😂. Watch out Sally

This dude is my lifetime spirit guide. Love this!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Just took a Pringle size rock 😂 watching this

Glad to hear he's got his shit together!

“Don’t let IT get to you!” I got one of these on my door at home but I brought it for you!” Holy Hell!! Dude I haven’t laughed this hard ever!! 5 STARS

"Now I'll do some toot!!" 🤣😂🤣😂 (Wheezing laughter)

The glue on sideburns combined with the bad stonewashed denim, white socks and black shoes are giving me life.

@mrillis9259

2 жыл бұрын

Is that not everyone's church going clothes?

Thank you for the video ! ☺♥

He's a cross between Elvis, Boomhauer, and Forrest Gump 🤣

@joeallen5211

9 ай бұрын

And Pookie

@will5979

Ай бұрын

Don’t forget Conway Twitty!

"Now, Skeeter... leave him alone...he ain't hurtin' nobody."

@yoo909

2 жыл бұрын

except for sally

This guy is a legend. He’s got some other skits he does but this is his best!

That's me up there in the window there looking down and not letting that door open up.

Damn it makes me want to go binge!! I want to go make me a stem right now!

@joshferrell6568

5 ай бұрын

Just don't do it at the altar man...unless it's a sermon you've already heard before. Then you can pull out that pipe and 'base.

@timothyneadeau3432

Ай бұрын

Quit being a geed and make a can

Better watch out Sally.. I’m gonna go upside that head 😂

The best skit ever. I laugh every time. Great work

Some people think this video is stupid but coming from a long experience of being an addict myself. In reality us people that have and or are an addict, this is what a lot mainly most of us, have sounded just like this man more times than we care to admit. This is mainly a picture being painted to elucidate what goes on in the mind of a drug addict and most importantly the lies that we tell ourselves.

@whiteyfisk9769

Жыл бұрын

He has his own channel and family now, Spirit of The Outdoors i think it is.

I love this this kind of comedy wouldn't happen today

I lost my shit when he said he’ll do some toot if someone offers it to him to be polite 😂

This has topped out my recommendations for 2019 and ya know what youtube I'll have a toot.

In recovery, we call this a reservation stating if certain situations present themselves then an addict will get high. This is funny as hell. It's a gem for sure. 🤣😂

I love this so much😂

So he WILL have a drink, smoke reefer, and do a little toot

@williamschutz4982

4 жыл бұрын

But he will NOT freebase cocaine.

@290TrafficCone

4 жыл бұрын

Ain’t nothin wrong with a lil toot but I Will NOT touch that tequila

@itsallaboutthatbass8558

4 жыл бұрын

William Schutz Unless it’s his birthday which is completely understandable.

@nalveyna

4 жыл бұрын

So funny when he keeps repeating himself & the interview guy just staring at him dumbfounded

@wailnshred

4 жыл бұрын

I think he mentioned it once or twice.

My buddy showed me this a while back. I just about died laughing then, still funny now 🤣 🤣

"They didnt come back for the cocaine,they come back for the base!"😀👍

This should be required learning in all schools. A true inspiration for the kiddo's.

I’m Forest, Forest Gump... “I do a little Toot now and den, and smoke a little reefer”

@brandondismang7343

4 жыл бұрын

Lol jeeeenn-neaaa

@tracylee4297

4 жыл бұрын

Surely to gawd this is a joke.....not a very funny one. The disease of addiction is deadly and not to be fucked with.

That was done really well. I thought it was real when it started but after he started his schtick I caught on. He really did a good job of delivering it as if it was real and the host was perfect with the dead pan interview.

This was comedy gold 😂

STR8 COMEDY GOLD BROTHER 🤙

This seems like the premise of Between Two Ferns.

@jonathandaughenbaugh7588

4 жыл бұрын

Deku Midoriya yeeee

@dmaxm2498

4 жыл бұрын

Deku Midoriya - 🤦‍♂️ you don’t make any sense.

@87bebadbrad

4 жыл бұрын

@@dmaxm2498 Maybe you're stupid.

@bonesawmcgraw8934

4 жыл бұрын

What's this one called, Flanking the Ficus?

@87bebadbrad

4 жыл бұрын

@@bonesawmcgraw8934 Sounds like you're on to something 🤔

"I'll do a lil toot!" 🤣🤣🤣

A clip of this found its way to me on fb glad to find the whole video here shit hella funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those are some wild chops

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. These guys are genius and definitely ahead of their time.

@ATITKD

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Check out Gooks of Hazzard..

This is the greatest interview ever

This is how relapse works. It always starts with a drink.

It never gets old, this is spot and so hilarious. Lol

The sideburns can't be real. Too perfect

This is a gem. 😂😂😂😂😂

This is awesome