I keep waiting for Frankie to do a show infront of the scottish parliament. He could call it "Frankie goes to Holyrood".

@JR-xo5jp

Жыл бұрын

Ive seen You post this on every Frankie boyle and Frank mckavennie on KZread .

@alancavill7166

Жыл бұрын

​@@JR-xo5jp😂😂

@richardsimcock4043

8 ай бұрын

@@JR-xo5jpit’s funny, let them do it

@mechanicaldavid4827

5 ай бұрын

"FRANKIE SAYS PROLAPSE"

“I think we use extinction as a comfort blanket, when really 1000 years from now we’ll still be facing the exact same issue” Jeeze, I think that’s the one time somebody’s out grimed Frankie

@gordonm7038

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Pearce God is about to pull the plug on His matrix. We've made a right royal cunt of it!

@Scott_Raynor

6 жыл бұрын

I must be missing something from this joke because this was tame, didn't understand the audiences shock at it.

@c.chinaski3156

6 жыл бұрын

Scott Raynor i think it was more peoples shared acknowledgement of the grim truth, not the shock factor of the joke but the relatability is what got a reaction

@jimbeam5891

6 жыл бұрын

Dude nothing matters lol!

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

It's true, but it may yet be overly-optimistic. I'm reminded of the apocryphal Einstein quote: “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Similar could be said of changes that will be essentially irreversible for humanity, as might be seen if some of the climate tipping-points are reached and feedback loops swing into operation. We've got about 8 years, at the outside, to solve that one, and we're currently accelerating in making it worse. There are levels of species "survival" far more ugly than many have contemplated. Progress is never guaranteed, and barbarism closer to the surface and harder to escape than we'd like to think. These are, in many ways, the best times humanity has ever seen, by a long shot, and we're risking all of it.

Those show closing monologues are the greatest thing comedy has ever seen

23:07 when a Katherine Ryan joke has more existential despair than Frankie Boyle.

@grantmcinnes1176

Жыл бұрын

She's hilarious when she goes dark. I wish she'd do it more often.

@sandpiper9288

Жыл бұрын

I love her

Whenever I hear that Rees-Mogg clip I can't help but visualise a lead weighted sack and a fast-flowing river.

amongst the many conditions and addictions that i have, they all accumulate to rewatching frankie boyle, for familiarity, comfort, and for the accurate premonition of the bullshit of life that i desperately wish to escape.

My ribs cramped up ferociously from all the laughing, thank you for sharing these videos, seriously appreciate it

geeze, he's not pulling punches in that monologue is he

@happyhaze1526

6 жыл бұрын

He's on the boil.

@christryst

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky we have Frankie on TV doing God's work and Tommy in jail

@tonedowne

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed! Everytime I hear someone complain about how you can't say anything anymore for fear of offending someone, I think of the ongoing success of Frankie Boyle.

@christryst

6 жыл бұрын

Kebo Boke As long as he doesn't criticise any of the protected classes, he's golden.

@jackvalentine7403

6 жыл бұрын

Good.

Why is Frankie wearing Darah's suit?

@davidcormack375

6 жыл бұрын

Bloody KZread Naming Nonsense hahahha

@nizarific001

6 жыл бұрын

Literally laughed out loud reading that.

@samgarrod4781

Жыл бұрын

Because you are a racist.

Katherine Ryan was great in this

@Josh-ek8qq

6 жыл бұрын

#teammisogny

@Josh-ek8qq

6 жыл бұрын

Ooo, you're hard

@DZXDachande

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with you Josh B. I wasn't exactly a fan of hers to begin with, but I'm starting to find her bleak outlook quite endearing. She is learning the British ways well, now we've drained that Canadian positivity out of her.

A menopause cafe sounds like it would one of the layers of hell in dante's inferno.

Every episode reinforces my view that he is the best satirical comic ever

@JackT13

6 жыл бұрын

Yes I woke up from it on Friday

"I really wish she'd been on the scene at 9/11." Laughed so hard it hurt.

Spot on as always, cheers Frankie, from Northern Ireland.

@josephmulhall3230

Жыл бұрын

North of Ireland

Thanks for posting these. I keep missing the fuckers on normal telly.

@jackvalentine7403

6 жыл бұрын

deenloon who watches "normal telly" stick to your own "programming".

"knotting his foreskin to a table leg" Well, cross that off the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.

Wow, all you need is Milton Jones, and you'll have a Mock The Week holiday re-run.

Net and Yahoo!

@briane5706

6 жыл бұрын

Super Catman You are referring to the Israeli Prime Minister?

@SuperCatman

6 жыл бұрын

Frankie said that his name sounded like a cheap Internet package.

Seeing a journalist asking Theresa-bot to break its programming was pretty great.

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

That's the weird thing; they all talked like it was a difficult question, but it really, really isn't. This should have been right up Theresa-bot's programmed alley. It's basically a standard "humanize yourself to our audience" profile-fluffing question, to which any professional pol should have pre-written, or be quickly-able to cobble-up, appropriate answers. It's the kind of soft question you would expect from a partisan, friendly interviewer. May had nothing, and could think of nothing. That's a remarkable lack of planning and ability to improvise, which is not... super, for a Great-Nuclear-Power leader? That would seem the more important point. I get that there's additional difficulties for her in being an older woman in British politics and the increased scrutiny the bigotry around that brings, but that would seem to be more reason to have an answer prepped, not less, and aggravates the underlying display of incompetence, which, again, not great around nukes.

As much as I hate Theresa May, I don’t like those ‘girls night’ questions, can you imagine reporters asking Blair or Cameron what they do to let their hair down?

@00BillyTorontoBill

6 жыл бұрын

Its the cringe factor when The top politician cant even handle soft ball questions.

@britbong1457

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yes can you imagine the sheer gall of an interviewer willing to ask our prime minister what they want to do in their spare time? Oh my god

@weetikissa

6 жыл бұрын

Invade the Middle East and facefuck hogs?

@GullyFoyleTerra

6 жыл бұрын

Couple of bevies and pizza with the lads?

@faiselbutt2944

6 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more.

"This is a basic human rights issue" And that's why May is against it. She's been actively opposing the Human Rights Act since she was Home Sec. It was one of the main talking points before she was appointed as Prime Minister (because remember, she didn't get elected... either of the times). And after the appointment, one of her first statement was her intention to remove the Human Rights Act from British law as soon as we're out of EU. Her second was to start widdling it down by redefining the word "house" to no longer have the legal meaning "habitable for humans".

I fancy Mona Chalabi. Knows whats she talks about, uses numbers, witty and all with that voice, as well as being visually appealing. [Edit] Also Jack Carroll was a really good addition.

It's like watching a north london dinner party

@jackvalentine7403

6 жыл бұрын

Chubby Fonzey nice dinner party man, two stunners an a fungi.

@danzel1157

6 жыл бұрын

Chubby Fonzey. You know how they go down then?

@johnnymeringues987

6 жыл бұрын

It was absolutely diabolical and I want to neck myself

@carolynwestlake2246

6 жыл бұрын

Chubby Fonzey really? Never been to one!

@itookallthenames

6 жыл бұрын

If I was there I'd be trying to work out how I was going to get Mona back to my place

"I never missed you more than when I came in a robot's hair." Well, now I know what to write on the xmas card I'll be sending to my ex-girlfriend in order to charm her back to me.

The cabinet meeting minutes...Brilliant, bravo Frankie.

The Monologue was excellent Thought the first joke was the best until I heard the others. lol.

@christryst

6 жыл бұрын

00Billy Yeah! 1984 now!

@00BillyTorontoBill

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon was a daft idiot.

@00BillyTorontoBill

6 жыл бұрын

Ego- Too bad Stephen Lennox doesnt know what a court order means. Also why did he plead guilty everytime?

@TheRobster2007

6 жыл бұрын

Better a riding fish than a whinging rightie I say! ;)

@00BillyTorontoBill

6 жыл бұрын

Again why did he plead guilty?

For me, best one of this series so far

Anyone else constantly forget to watch this on TV

@xensonar9652

6 жыл бұрын

Never.

@petergreen2552

5 жыл бұрын

This is essential TV.

@petergreen2552

5 жыл бұрын

That joke about the tree in Golgotha__ brutal. 😂

Best show so far !

cheers for upload!

Love this guy...crosses the line consistently...one of the finest contemporary English language comedians ...Sam Bee is up there, as well...cudos for her show this week. Sadly taken down...Go Frankie!

Can anyone point me in the direction of the rest button please

The crush on Akala is completely genuine of course

@saoirsedeltufo7436

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Fowler cannot blame her

@jackvalentine7403

6 жыл бұрын

jealous much.

@rollercoasterfan9335

6 жыл бұрын

We all love Akala moment was so faked.

Nice one. Boyle is a genius. Great videos.

23:07 Brilliant. And Frankie's character descriptions are always so spot on.

I love the net an' yahoo joke but it's one Frankie's used before and I anticipated it.

Whoohooooooooo! Frankie Fridays!!!

The comparison between Brexit and ordering a pizza that turns out to be crap is perfect.

The best part of this season so far was seeing Jack Carroll. It's been a while since I last heard anything about him, glad to see he's still a sharp lad.

@sandpiper9288

Жыл бұрын

Well done agent.

This show makes me laugh out loud far more than any other program on US or UK television.

“Are we trying to normalize her?” Me, an American: “Oh, you think YOU’VE got it bad?!”

I was SO "medicated" that as i was having my drink, the audience starts clapping and i hear your voice. For a second, i thought i got teleported straight into the studio..i almost shat myself..😬🤷🏻‍♂️

I literally just come here for the monologue

Frankie has a way of getting to the point 😀.

asphyxiwank

@johnmunro4952

6 жыл бұрын

John Smith we used to call it "doing a Hutchence"

@itookallthenames

6 жыл бұрын

"sounded like he said asphyxiwank" ...."he DID say asphyxiwank!"

Saras earrings and mona's hair look amazing

Refreshing.

Frank you are a national treasure, thank god there is one person who tells it straight.

The Brexit Pizza joke was very close to James Acaster’s bit about ordering Brexit Steak and having to eat the plate of shit that they bring instead…. 😂😂

Absolute genius

Frankie's beard cover his jowels...now its all I can look it, wobbling freely.

I feel like Trump and Brexit share the same bleak path, and Holly's analogy is spot on. Like we Americans have been so caught up with the mess Trump has made so far, but we've failed to see the real pain to come. Not sure that's how Brexit is going to be, but I feel like that path could possibly be shared? I feel like she's so spot on its wondrous and heartwrenching at the same time. Well spotted Holly.

@Itsjustmyselfsoitis

6 жыл бұрын

crisisofconsciousness Aye 'MAGA' is bullshit. I mean, can anyone truly name a time when it was great? America has been fucking with the world since about WW2, some adventures before that along with alot of racism slavery and genocide before that. Even when the US was doing well it spoilt the whole thing by murdering millions of people in aggressive wars. For empires to be great alot of other peoples and nations have to suffer. It's the "American Dream" afterall, for the most part they have no interest in other nations doing well. PS when I generalize about Americans like that I most mean the establishment and military, but alot of people support them too of course. Long story short, I'm not bashing ALL Americans... just a bunch of cunts out there.

@NosyFella

6 жыл бұрын

The real damage of the Trump administration is the masses of deregulation and privatisation that is going on almost unnoticed in the background. If America wasn't fucked before then it will be in the future. I'd move if I lived there.

@joshuafranco1570

6 жыл бұрын

Well...both of these replies are garbage. Lol.

@NosyFella

6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Franco Which part?

@joshuafranco1570

6 жыл бұрын

The first two. The third comment about privatization is pretty accurate.

I've never missed you more than when I came in a robot's hair...Swear I near pissed myself there!

Jesus Christ Theresa May can't even answer a soft ball question like how would you let your hair down. Also young Jacob Rees Mogg was fucking terrifying.

why is Frankie turning into Dara Ó Briain?

@Lenriak

6 жыл бұрын

It's the Celtic genes they both share.

@JackT13

6 жыл бұрын

If Dara made even one of these jokes he’d have a heart attack from actually being funny for once

@PLJ-tp6ry

6 жыл бұрын

Wow, I thought exactly the same thing when he first walked out

@millwallholdings

6 жыл бұрын

what fat bald ugly and unfunny

When watching that bit of Boris Johnson, remember HE is the chief negotiator for Brexit!

YA BEAUTY!

"She's still his nanny" LOL

Christ she wont even answer a softball question directly.

@Itsjustmyselfsoitis

6 жыл бұрын

How can she, she isn't human. She doesn't know what normal human lives are like. They're kickin black folk out of the country (who were invited in decades ago) but Theresa said the worst thing she did as a kid was 'run through a field of wheat'... I did more sinister shit as a child and i'm not as cold as thosee Tory cunts. I reckon they must have been throwing dogs down wells and stabbing foxes to death, making kittens swallow money til they choke. Shit like that.

Have a massive crush on Mona Chalabi. She's smart and gorgeous

Still relevant in 2022 😔

You know, I think at this point he's just trying to see how many shows he can get kicked out of haha

wow frankie turned into a whipped hand puppet from the muppets

The boss. A very clever man. ✌❤

Pabst is the beer you drink when your house is on fire

06:28 Maybe it's bc it's Frankie, but I heard something else when he said "dogged insistence."

Day did it crushingly efective

That Walsh woman was as funny as Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

CoOl ViD..! 👍

EGADS BRAIN!!! He's had a shave!!!!!!!

Telling it like it is.

ahaha love it

Got the A team tonight

My god May was so awkward I nearly quit watching.

Weird format. the regular guests don't get to say too much. But, they all seem to like Frankie. Either way. I enjoy it

@saoirsedeltufo7436

6 жыл бұрын

It seems to be Frankie and friends, it’s still basically just his show with a few people to bounce off. I don’t mind that

@beenaplumber8379

Жыл бұрын

@@saoirsedeltufo7436 Yeah, at first blush, it looks like something that wouldn't work, but Frankie is such a genius, and his guests are all top class, and together with good editing and excellent writing, they really pull it off.

Hi! Could you manage Frankie Goes to Russia in HD?

Best thing on TV at the moment. Also, glad the beard has gone

Theresa May is unbelievably cringe-worthy.

Nick may i ask how you record these?

FRANKIE BOYLE.... CLEAN, TRANSPARENT AND QUIRKY 🐦 🐦 🐦

What was edited out with the Boris Johnson Bit? At 17:80 ish

@1989NickyD

6 жыл бұрын

17.80? lol

God that 'How would you let your hair down?' interview with May was painful.

8:45, I'm beginning to believe the ''Lizard'' stories...T-May can't even fathom the idea of a ''girls' night out', the context of the syntax makes no sense to her. she can only repeat her coding. domestic abuse and making women's lives a living hell.

To lose a trademark beard in the middle of a series, was he physically threatened?

Nick, will you be uploading "Frankie goes to Russia"? Episode 1 aired last night.

@1989NickyD

6 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oqtnt9ydn9K6hKg.html

@InsaneGamersOfficial

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

“Afixi-wank” lmfao!

@JackH-bl9mb

6 жыл бұрын

"asphyxi-wank"

R.I.P BENNY HARVEY

Oh the poor Stephen Yaxley-Lennon trolls seems a little riled. Wonder Why?

@00BillyTorontoBill

6 жыл бұрын

find a new hero. One that knows the law maybe..

@danzel1157

6 жыл бұрын

00Billy. After looking at the replies to your comment on Lennon, it seems you're spot on. They're probably upset that he got banged up too.

@GreatteacherOni1993

6 жыл бұрын

I guess you support the state silencing it's citizens when they report on crimes.

@danzel1157

6 жыл бұрын

Komodo Lundy. Who was reporting on crimes? You mean Lennon? The dumbass was jailed for contempt of court. My understanding is that the trial could have been abandoned because of his actions. What a fucking hero!

@saoirsedeltufo7436

6 жыл бұрын

Komodo Lundy I guess you support criminals breaking the law?

You got season 2 episode 2 ? :)

I swear in the future if Apple releases a new ass hole for a sex robot omg I will laugh and cry at the same time 😂😭

@michaelccozens

2 жыл бұрын

The worst thing is, it'll; be proprietary, work with absolutely no other standards, be incredibly expensive to fix or replace, and be a feature users of the more-open systems tend to get for free.

@beenaplumber8379

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens The new iButt - look for it in 2024.

Katherine, it was the right thing to say.

That Richmond sausage has let itself go a bit.

gotta be frank. i thought the cripple was going on a pity gig. i fkin loved him

I sort of want to know what the show would be like if Labour had a majority in the House. Obviously Frankie leans left so would he be all sunshine and daisies or would he find ways to take the piss out of them as well, just curious tbh.

The beard is finally gone. YEAH!

he had a good barnet for one week of his entire life, now back to ginger ball bag.

Love this..... then switch off when guests come on

Frankie looks like the child at the end of 'Big'

Are the audience specially selected by any chance?