"It just taste like juice" spoken like a true alcoholic

@Handler_One

8 ай бұрын

I have a half finished bottle in my fridge and it does not taste good

@pradyumn2453

8 ай бұрын

😂

@Xuurls

8 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@XenonAqua

8 ай бұрын

I'm 1k like

@blueskin7377

8 ай бұрын

😂🤣

His liver: ‘I sacrifice myself for your enjoyment’

@HashiramaSells

9 ай бұрын

Was a worthy sacrifice 😂

@gppdpde

8 ай бұрын

His skin color says jaundice it is 😂

@user-lz7gg2kl7s

8 ай бұрын

Liver: I'll be back later lol😅

@sy-2

8 ай бұрын

someone drinking 1 mL from a 2L container: haha his liver dead!!! funny😂😂😂😂😂

@lTha208l

8 ай бұрын

Plus his stomach for this special dry ice edition

Tim: "we're gonna add 1/5 of vodka" My dumbass: "dare me to drive"

@bobxyzp

8 ай бұрын

Go ahead

@stoopala7722

8 ай бұрын

​@@_Cheezyy_So was the "go ahead" 😂

@drum_dragon7574

8 ай бұрын

You know that song by Phil Collin’s “In the Air In the Night?”

@luvathena3070

8 ай бұрын

@@drum_dragon7574about that guy who could’ve saved that other guy from drowning

@jamesbarker3328

8 ай бұрын

Eminem’s “My Name Is” was the first thing that came to mind

"And there you have it, homeboy!"

@kaypubzkaybad1252

8 ай бұрын

yeah i feel u

@paladin1726

8 ай бұрын

Nicely done. I haven’t seen that dude in a while. Wonder if he’s still alive

@Ihate_rice

7 ай бұрын

​@@paladin1726he is lol he was streaming on Thanksgiving

@shaekwonlisheen

6 ай бұрын

Everybody doesn't know about that "Tipsy Bartender"😂

@xxmonkeyxxking

6 ай бұрын

“The Frankenstein jungle juice!”

“Do not drink the drink until the fog is completely gone.” Good luck trying to tell that to a bunch of wasted mfers at a party😂. No but in a controlled setting this looks good.

@nicholascanada3123

8 ай бұрын

I don't think that's necessary anyway😂

@lukanewt

8 ай бұрын

Its cause of the gasses, you can have it in small doses just fine

@marvox4520

8 ай бұрын

@@lukanewtmore about swallowing it on accident. Someone will just chug it 😂

@mrdude88

8 ай бұрын

“Hey, throw one of those dry ice into my cup. I want mine to smoke too.” (Proceed to chug this drink with the dry ice at the bottom of the cup.)

@ijskoffie1

8 ай бұрын

I just gave it to kif, he's 7 years old, awsrome halloween drink. He slept for days!

Telling a drunk person not to drink it

@BelarusianMapping

8 ай бұрын

800 likes and no comments? Damn❤❤

@Superman-582

8 ай бұрын

@@BelarusianMapping thought you might be thirsty for a like

@BelarusianMapping

8 ай бұрын

@@Superman-582 when I see an opportunity, I take it. Why not? Just wait for the next guy to get his free likes? Gotta be ambitious in this world or else you lose and drown and end up F*cked.

@FlowHD

8 ай бұрын

@@Superman-582 wholesome like

"A night to remember" _factory resets after the third swig_

@MrTwags05

5 ай бұрын

More like a night you won't remember

WE LOSING THE LIABILITY LAWSUIT WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥💯🗿😭

This is badass, if you feel like it you could visit the spirit world during the halloween party, its got two functions

@jduv6455

8 ай бұрын

Bro 💀☠️🎉👻

@edens933

8 ай бұрын

double entendre

IMPORTANT: if you decide to use dry ice. Don’t drink your drink until all the dry ice is completely gone. If you swallow any of it , it could be fatal

@Destroyer-Grizzly-BIH

9 ай бұрын

Damn, too late. - Me

@Westcoast3d2a

9 ай бұрын

Bro tryna not get sued😂

@JaySunTheOmega

9 ай бұрын

I like the idea but what happens when someone is drunk and forgets or something or someone new pulls up and no one mentioned it to them? Could there be a safer alternative to make the cool effect

@randystache78

9 ай бұрын

*shows holding a glass with a piece of dry ice*

@neilprichard

9 ай бұрын

So you think drunk people, notorious for doing stupid things, will not drink the dry ice?

I was waiting to hear "AND THERE YOU HAVE IT HOMEBOY"

@MRB1199

8 ай бұрын

Ha ha me too

@shinichisan6789

8 ай бұрын

TIPSY!

One sip feels like heaven The second sip takes you there.

Instructions unclear, my intestines and stomach froze solid and I'm writing this as a disembodied spirit

@LILSMOKEYeditzz

8 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@b0x3dbynova

8 ай бұрын

instructions unclear i’m 11 and made this. i am scared for my body

@lindsaycharles8419

8 ай бұрын

Dry ice keeps ice cream cold

@twm8513

8 ай бұрын

You’re lying

@Caspanova

7 ай бұрын

🤣

If you are having a party, I recommend using the dry ice effect on the outside of the container for safety. Not everyone is gonna know to not drink the gas

@marcusmilton1

8 ай бұрын

What happens if you don't wait for the gas to go?

@anthonygunnip8779

8 ай бұрын

@@marcusmilton1 Dry ice can cause severe burns and could rupture your stomach... I imagine that's pretty fucking painful.

@yyfreak1637

8 ай бұрын

You can drink the gas

@yyfreak1637

8 ай бұрын

@@anthonygunnip8779only in solid form. It sinks so it would be hard to drink

@anthonygunnip8779

8 ай бұрын

@@yyfreak1637 I get the feeling that you doubt the power of stupidity in drunk people. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

The feelings: "Yes please!!" The liver: "No, thank you..."

@razzukuskay

7 ай бұрын

Bro if u add us how much he put in it’s only 14% alc so pretty much like wine

I brought this to a party, i was the coolest teacher of the 1st grade

@juarezderrick9647

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes, let’s give potentially deadly jungle juice to a bunch of already drunk young adults, nothing can go wrong there

@californiarollwithramensea8220

9 ай бұрын

Adults being allowed to make decisions for themselves? Unheard of

@garethkalum8297

9 ай бұрын

It's just a mixed cocktail. It's can't be more than 45% alcohol

@D-FENS33

9 ай бұрын

@@garethkalum8297did you not see the part where he added dry ice?

@beezus255

9 ай бұрын

@@D-FENS33Just because he put dry ice doesn’t mean you have to

@D-FENS33

9 ай бұрын

@@beezus255 no, but that’s probably why he called it deadly

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT HOMEBOY! THE ULTIMATE FRANKENSTEIN JUNGLE JUICE!!!

"We can hydrate while we dehydrate" I'ma use that as a quote now.

Between you and the tipsy bartender you guys are ruthless in making concoctions. I would drink them 4 sho 😂

That step-dad line is some real shit.

"And there you have it home boy!"

I gave this to my 7-year-old he loved it so much he couldn't move

@Ginel4sure

5 ай бұрын

😂😅lol

You can tell he always forces a good feedback answer

I've passed the time where I could have gotten invited to a Halloween party... Or any party for that matter, I'll just have water with salt from the tears

"let's take a sip". Literally takes a GULP

As a recovering alcoholic, I approve this message 👍

@novellmusicmedia6895

9 ай бұрын

As another recovering alcoholic, why are we here?😂

@B.belcher

8 ай бұрын

​@@novellmusicmedia6895i mean people watch stuff about outer space even though they've never been 😂

Ah yes the “is it drugged” juice

@MicahMotion

8 ай бұрын

Huh

Man the amount of sugar in that concoction will give anybody the worst headache they ever had the next day

@leonb2637

7 ай бұрын

Yea, a 2-day hangover.

every time i see this guy. there is just absolutely no thoughts going on in his brain, i’m sure of it. he literally looks like such a smooth-brained individual

A night to remember ? More like a night I won’t remember 😂

@musicbyshadofox

9 ай бұрын

Night to remember? More like last night alive before liver failure.

This some tipsy bartender type shit, and I like it

Bro says "be careful with this" procedes to pour the entire thing in

“Wait for all the smoke to go” Yeah, no piss drunk person is following any instructions

This is just what Tim drinks before watching the Packers this season

Why do I get the feeling he could use Jeppson's Malort in something and he would still say it's incredible every single time.

@claymerpepwheeler7940

9 ай бұрын

How bad is that?

@godferbidd6262

9 ай бұрын

@@claymerpepwheeler7940 Legendarily bad. Only drunk on a dare. It has been described as "taking a bite out of a grapefruit and then drinking a shot of gasoline".

“It’s going to be a night to remember” Drinks poison that will actually make you not remember anything in a 24-48hr period. 😂

Ain’t no way drunk people are waiting for the dry ice smoke to dissipate

Sure let’s hope a bunch of drunk people remember to let the dry ice evaporate before drinking it.

Gotta put a sign on the glass cause when people drink they forget.

Why does he look like an evil villain when he smiles😭

I just like seeing this guy 😂 always so happy and charming

9 months sober today i still like watching these cus it reminds me how stupid drinking is :)

@violetskies14

8 ай бұрын

Good for you! This is the second short I've seen from this guy with blue lips and him looking really off. I've had family with drinking problems and he's reminding me of them.

Someone def gon die

@fragglefknrock7568

8 ай бұрын

Why

@miklzn

8 ай бұрын

@@fragglefknrock7568 some mofo gonna put a lit on that bad boy and it's gonna blow up

@benabel886

8 ай бұрын

@@miklzn same with any other alcohol lmfao

@farqilion8747

8 ай бұрын

@@fragglefknrock7568 Dry ice probably. Not a good idea to inhale pure carbon dioxide, y'know

@fragglefknrock7568

8 ай бұрын

@@benabel886 yeah whoever liked that comment don't have a clue lmao.

Ya, a drink where if you don't wait to drink it.. it displaces the oxygen in your lungs

"stronger than your step dad's pull out game" bro I can't 💀

Dry ice and drunk people should never be in the same room 💀

"Do not touch it with your bare hands" *Grips Jar with dry ice*

@dannyoceanss

8 ай бұрын

the ice had gone all the way down tho

I thought this was going to be for kids until he said "first we're going to add a 5th of vodka 💀

TIPSYBARTENDER Y'ALL!!!😂😂😂

This is the type of dude that says gasoline taste like Dr pepper.

This guy 100% peaked in high school

@Sylvanari

8 ай бұрын

He’s so bland

@robot6010

8 ай бұрын

Bruh you probably didn’t even graduate from high school

@Crazykoala35

8 ай бұрын

@@robot6010 had to defend your bf and couldn’t think of anything to say? Rip

If you make this, do the dry ice in the large container but don't put it in the drinking glass like in this video, it has the cool effect, keeps it cold, but removes the chance anyone accidentally gets a piece of the ice in their mouth.

@harrietjameson

8 ай бұрын

also, keep the place ventilated, dont need all that co2 building up

expecting drunk people not to drink it while it’s smoking is absolutely insane

as soon as he said jungle juice, i got a flashback to _him_

If y'all couldn't tell, he faked sipped it 😂

@soupl614

8 ай бұрын

Wdym the liquid went down in the glass

Dude thinks he's a comedian just make the drink bruv

"Do not touch this with your bare hands" literally dips his hand in it.

With all these fiths I can only imagine what a whole would look like 🥶

We did this dry ice trick for a party. It was a huge hit because we figured out a way to drink it with the dry ice still in it (we had a doctor at the party too, juuust in case). Take one clear plastic cup and poke a couple pinholes in the bottom, put a small piece of dry ice into another plastic cup, drop the modified cup into the other cup sandwiching the dry ice between them, add some tape to the lip to hold them together, add your drink. Comments will give me flak, but it worked flawlessly and we had no issues (though we did give safety disclaimers to anyone that wanted that drink 😂).

@StevenFYWong

9 ай бұрын

Great tip. That’s similar to how Universal Studios is doing their dry ice cocktails during Halloween Horror Nights.

@chicofromph33nix64

9 ай бұрын

Someone shows up to the party in a doctor's costume.... 😂😂

idk what it is but his face always looks like he's about to burst out in tears

Instructions unclear.... neighbours children got this while trick or treating

"I night to remember" 😂😂😂 yeahhhh "remembering" thats what i call my black outs too.😂

When I hear Halloween I automatically think holiday for children. So as soon as I heard him say jungle juice and vodka I was like "What the f*** is happening".😂

Did this for my kids on Halloween, they all loved it and demanded more all day everyday since. Now thats a good recipe!!

What I love about this is that it’s mixed well, so many of these KZreadrs make cocktails with about 90% alcohol and 10% mixer. I wanna drink an alcoholic drink, not paint stripper.

as a gatorade connoisseur i can 100 % guarantee thats arctic blitz

“Do not drink your drink until the gas is all the way gone” Yeah have fun telling that to a bunch of drunk ass people at a party 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This drink will leave with monsters crawling around after 12 months

I like this guy because you can genuinely tell he likes to drink

"Fun stopper out of here 🗣🔥" Yea thats how the average dad lore starts or ends 🗿💀

Jungle juice will forever give me flashbacks 😂

Every German: „oh, delicious breakfast. is there any beer with it?“

i honestly can appreciate him saying not to drink til the smoke/vapor is gone to prevent people from consuming co2

That stepdad part was on point

Nah that’s a instant hangover

The children will love this

Aye finally one that isn’t straight jet fuel

What was that meme? "Rememeber when *gags* 🤮" or whatever they said if that was a drink this would be it 😂😂

I got a hangover just from watching this

Once he said "1/5th of vodka" i immediately thought " dare me to drive"

“Make this drink for Halloween” … *comes up on my feed on November 4th*

Some drunk dudes gonna drink it when the dry ice isnt evaporated

Ahh yes, you only have to wait 20 minutes to drink your single shot drink

„We have tipsy bartender at home!“ Tipsy bartender at home:

On a side note when you said "fun stopper out of here" we always call it "popping off the bitch filter"

He calls it that cus you’re gonna wander around like you’re his monster

fun and games until you accidentally swallow a good chunk of dry ice

"A night to remember" Yeah more like a night I can't remember. 💀😂

McQueen gin is so good. Has a nice fruity hint to it, rather smooth and the hangover is minimal. Fantastic liqour

This middle school halloween party bout to be lit

@mixerman1977

8 ай бұрын

😂

The only jungle part of this is the room where the people who drunk this are

Make sure you have umbrella insurance if you’re serving this to people 😅

That’s the type of drink that can be extremely dangerous. Back when I used to have the occasional something, I deliberately avoided drinks that were too sweet so I didn’t even accidentally over do it

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT HOMEBOY!!

Thanks! My son’s classmates really loved it!

My toxic trait is me thinking those two gatorades would be more than enough hydration for the night 😅

Wow the kids coming by trick or treating will love this

When you swallow a chunk of dry ice and basically weld your throat shut and choke to death. Yep someone's definitely gonna remember that night, but it won't be you...

Looks like the drink Francine and Hailey drank when Francine's friend was in town 😂