"i don't think you should do it, man. you're too easily offended." "i can't believe you just said that."

One of the best shows of all time.

Murray: We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map. Jermaine: ( bows head) yeah, right. Lol

I like the posters in Murray's office. "New Zealand, Better than Old Zealand" . . .

@MilesBellas

6 жыл бұрын

David Heath "New Zealand : why not ?" "Don't expect too much and you'll love it"

@jorgepeterbarton

5 жыл бұрын

zealand is a cool hip rebranding of sealand. mind blown.

@punkjunkie420

3 жыл бұрын

New Zealand... Rocks.

In certain areas, yuss. In other areas, also yuss.

@tridentlawnmowers7794

6 жыл бұрын

hahahaaha classic

@krispy3790

4 жыл бұрын

"yis"

This whole show is a quotable.

Talking stove gets me every time.

"Has your suit snugged up a bit?" "In certain areas, yes. In other areas, also yes." LMAO.

Flute of the commodores

@kmac1130

7 жыл бұрын

Face Manguy best line in the whole series

I like these quotes more in the situation. Its a lot funnier to see the whole scene than just a quick line

@HallyVee

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, best use for this video is to download and pull clips from.

6:17 "Aw Muray, you wouldn't swear at us." "...Go fuck yourself, Bret!" Lmao, fucking classic.

lol, i can't decide who gets the better lines between Murray or Jemaine. so hilarious

"You're pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country" "What..what about black people?" "They don't like you either" Best...line...ever

@orange_leaf4913

4 жыл бұрын

what race is he, I thought he’s white?

@Noggintoggin

4 жыл бұрын

@@orange_leaf4913 he's a new zealender

@walterzamalis4846

3 жыл бұрын

@@orange_leaf4913Jemaine isn’t white, he’s Māori.

@propername4830

3 жыл бұрын

@@walterzamalis4846 he's lookin white but was raised by Māori mum Edit: I guess this is still true

I wish more people knew about this show, but then again I don't because then a bunch of people would start ridiculing it for no reason.

"you're basically the most disliked race in the country"

@fryncyaryorvjink2140

8 жыл бұрын

what.. what about black people?

@shadowboxing7029

7 жыл бұрын

"They don't like you either"

What about: They're like "wheas the cah?" and we're like "wheas the cah?"

@dielaughing73

6 жыл бұрын

He does say "what" a lot.

34 Australians thumbs-downed this vid

@Drewbyy

8 жыл бұрын

+Unice Fidiots Australian's love this show though

you forgot to put the best quote of all time!!! :( "I'm a person, Bret's a person, you're a person, that person over there is a person, and every person deserves to be treated..........like a person." that one really made me laugh XD

@amyturner6275

7 жыл бұрын

xvgm24 i love that quote

Wear the eye patch brett, wear the funky funky eye patch

"I"m having acid reflux".... LMAO! I love them so much. Great video!

"The girls love us, we're like Wham!"

2:36 when bret throws the sandwich at jemaine, the "OH HEEAA" from murray. :)

@timspencer4324

11 ай бұрын

Well he'd never seen such bad behavior in one of his meetings

MAYBE HE DID! MAYBE HE DIDN'T! WHAT DID HE MAYBE DO?

The talking stove is BEST!

"Yeah, well she's got 2 jobs- she's a pastry chef and a sniper" I don't know why, but this easily got the biggest laugh out of me and became my favourite in the entire show.

"rahhh, let's make a cake!"

I love how proud Murray looks when he says "Jermaine. You look like an orge that works in a library".

This show has brought me so much joy

i love the "eyepatch part", the moves, the voice. great :)

Damn, all of these are brilliant. Thanks for uploading

Jemaine Clement is like a mix between Trigger and Boycie from Only Fools and Horses

these scenes are perfect choosen =) LOVE FOTC

3:07 here, eat this...whose eating. .priceless:) thanks man, love this show. .

I love the "Sandwich hit my face" clip. The throwing-of-the-hair-gel-tub clip in series two is reminiscent of this. Ah, this video tickled me, I love The Conchords.

“Your so hot your making me sexist, bitch” that might be the best line ever said.

OMG I loved this. Thanks for putting this up! FOTC (and Demetri Martin) FTW!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA who ever put this up has highlighted the BEST quotes in most of the episodes!! Love it.

I always burst out laughing, when the talking stove says: "Let's make a cake" xD xD XD

you put the 'girls and spaghetti' clip in, that's my favourite quote from the first series!

the talking stove was my all time favorite scene from the whole series

This video is flippin' awesome

this was moderately pleasurable

He does look like an ogre that works at the library xD

best one of the quotes

This was my me and my sisters favorite show years ago and we still do the talking oven thing. "lets make a cake" nom nom nom

"It sounds good, but it _is,_ good." Love that one

Thank you , great vid!

You're too easily offended. I can't believe you just said that!

"you're too easily offended" "i can't believe you just said that"

You left out the best part of the "Fleetwood Mac situation" quote: Murray: "Mind you, they did make some of their best music then." Bret: "Rumors." Murray: "No. That's all true."

In certain areas yis, and in other areas also yis.

"You look like an ogre that works in the library." I felt that one 14 years later and I wasn't even the target.

This is one of the funniest shows in the history of television. Fact. BOYS: Go to Tibet or something, get your groove back, and come back better than ever. Please?

2:06-brincando com o sotaque: murray-"he maybe did"-dead- arj -"he may be did or may be didn't...are you fucking with me?"

hehe awesome video!!! make me laugh all the way through!

"oh flupp"

LMAO!! I love it! "It's Business time", and it's David Bowie from...

@FranktheDachshund

4 жыл бұрын

emacat1215 damn I am replying to an eleven year old message, emacat1215 are you even still alive?

"I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards being a little bit bulimic"

This video is flupping awesome.

"It's not a biscuit!!"

Considering that there isn't too much good new music or film these days, these guys are double genius.

i love jemaine as david bowie lmao "oh the media monkeys and their junky junkies will invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw their invites away" im so gona find a way to use that in a normal conversation lmao

"Yeah, she's got two jobs: she's a pastry chef and a sniper!" xD OMG I LOVE THIS

That casual prince joke is amazing to me.

@magwaaf That's Eugene Mirman. He's Bret and Jemaine's landlord, who keeps annoying them about rent but also barges in at the randomest times.

I love the talking oven

"...she's got two jobs, she's a pastry chef and a sniper." OMG heka funny!!

I love the way there are a whole bunch of little New Zealand/British (because they are the same here) colloquialisms. Reminds me that this is a truly global show.

Aw very rock&roll Brett.

best show on TV rite now

taking all of these lines out of context makes it so much funnier!

hahaha "you love the talking stove.... 'ah, let's bake a cake'" and "We shouldn't even be arguing in front of the map... it's not right" got me.

Flute of the commodores is really a great band

2:39 is from season 1 ep. 8 "Girlfriends"...awesome episode containing the song Foux da Fa Fa (and with the HOT blonde girl in it!)

Yeah, lol. Both are awesome shows! xD

i realized that as i watched more of the video. thanks though. =D

@YouCanChangeFate They're the 4th best flute-based Commodores tribute act in New Zealand

Hahaha when he talks about Judy Bailey giving him a hicky at school, why it's funny is becuase Judy Bailey used to be a news presenter on NZ tv

I LOVE THE TALKING STOVE

this is flippin' hilarious

Prince if he was just going to the zoo or the supermarket... Casual prince.

Talking stove - classic!! "Lets make a cake". Lol!

I need to find the footage of the tour, when they're in the car, talking about the bus on the list haha

thankss!:)

What a hilarious compilation! This show is just incredibly funny and if they had a Yoko Ono situation, that would truly suck. Bret you're such a sex bomb. Jemaine your sideburns are unforgettable. And Murray, well you're Murray. Gotta love these guys!

The Flute of the Commodores.

My favorite is "You'd have to be deaf to hear that."

Jemaine is a great david bowie!lol this is my favourite box! XD!

I didn't know Demetri Martin guest-starred on this show!! I gotta see that episode...

Ha love it! Shouldn't argue in front of the map!

lol mel is soo funny yet so disturbed

You love the talking stove.

murray's face at 3:09 is classic beyond belief

"get out, I'm having an Acid Reflexe

its the "leggy blonde" song - look that up and you might find the episode

“So Demetri, what exactly is this thing?” “It’s a guitboard.” THE BEST!!!! Because it sounds like it’s spelled “git-board” and that makes it three jokes in one. Kills me every time. And someone on the show agrees with me, because “Guitboards” was listed as one of the items for sale on the pawn shop window in Season 2. 😁

Is doug Gale from breaking bad?!

@jandcstopmotion7774

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean, is Gale Doug from from Flight of the Conchords.

Their New Zealand accent pronounces sexist into "sixest". Ha. Love those guys. From america via UK

EPIC LOLS "Its not a biscuit!!!"

Bret, im doing all the work in this conversation.