Floof only had three complaints: Everyone. Everything. Everywhere.

@SavagePassion666

Жыл бұрын

All at once.

@SamBiscuit-bn7jg

Жыл бұрын

@@SavagePassion666 All the time

@ItachiUchihaofficial

Жыл бұрын

@@SamBiscuit-bn7jg Every time.

@alexbrandao8062

Жыл бұрын

​@@ItachiUchihaofficial Any time

@addem0374

Жыл бұрын

@@alexbrandao8062 Anywhere

the way hes FACE FLAT while napping 😭 the cutest ever

@tammyjostephens4940

3 ай бұрын

SO CURE

@sign_verken

2 ай бұрын

Yea most cat breeds have a flatter face while being kittens, unless they are the kind of cat that has a flat face, it will grow out with time

@kykafitzfingers1384

2 ай бұрын

@@sign_verkenI think they mean that baby’s muzzle is straight down on the floor

@sign_verken

2 ай бұрын

​@@kykafitzfingers1384 yea that makes sense

@arcturuslight_

2 ай бұрын

​@@sign_verkenafter reading the previous comment "so cure", I read yours as "car breeds". Dang internet cats keep ruining my language skills

Floof: *complains about getting wet* Floof: *complains about getting dry as well*

@ExistingIsPointless

2 ай бұрын

literally me when i don’t want to step in the shower but once i’m in there i refuse to come out

@xxechofangxx

Ай бұрын

@@ExistingIsPointlessme every time

“Lather the caboose” 😆 that was cute

That TKO at the end in the “timeout toaster” 😂😂💀

Tbh, bathing your floof, especially before 2-3 weeks, is kinda terrifying. I had to give flea baths to 6 little meatball babies and I felt guilty the WHOLE time. That said, would recommend for extra small floofs to apply blue dawn on baby meatball dry (neck, back, tummy), and then lightly wet your meatball under the sink and start scrubbing. I found it a lot easier than the “tiny tub dunk”, especially since the face needs to be avoided at all costs.

@ghoultooth

11 ай бұрын

NOTE: do NOT take meatball to IKEA. Will lose meatball, meatball will be served.

@chau9346

8 ай бұрын

@@ghoultoothJesus loves you

@Duckymcduckster

6 ай бұрын

​@@chau9346apparently not

@harridan.

5 ай бұрын

please consider a shampoo detergent like VO 5, it won't hurt eyes or sting rear orifices like dawn will.

@alexmcvey1609

5 ай бұрын

​​@@harridan.I read this comment, closed it and went on my merry way.. but I had to come back to ask how you know dawn stings buttholes?

Awww. I’ve had my kitten for three years now. I’ve bathed him exactly one time in those three years and he’s yet to forgive me

@Did_You_Say_Something

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow I’ve given my cat many baths in the 2 years I’ve owned him and right after he just wants to cuddle

@NiKiMa023

Жыл бұрын

@@Did_You_Say_Something yea, my guy is not a fan of water. He doesn’t even like to be pet so much. I don’t force it

@Did_You_Say_Something

Жыл бұрын

@@NiKiMa023 aww I hate that for you all the cats I’ve ever owned have just loved me

@logandh2

Жыл бұрын

@@Did_You_Say_Something You do understand how condescending that sounds right

@danalandrain2051

Жыл бұрын

​@@Did_You_Say_Somethinga cat who doesn't like cuddle doesn't mean he doesn't love you

When she wrapped him, he looks like sandwhich

@KelsHoag

Жыл бұрын

"But you can't eat cats, Kevin... you can't eat cats."

@Goku17yen

Жыл бұрын

Purrito

@unicorn-in-the-library1508

Жыл бұрын

do NOT chomp the floof

@ragingcatinferno8818

11 ай бұрын

Yummy

@ToastieTaco

11 ай бұрын

Nomnom floof

My cats think I’m a real sicko for gleefully giggling at the sounds of torture coming from the light box I hold all day 😊

Hahaha. The tuckered out tired sleepy kitty was hilarious. He's so warm and clean and cozy he will never admit it but he liked the feeling of being clean afterward. I'm sure he was thinking that, lmao.

Adorable floof also comes with power to make sounds that alert all types of pet parenting people that the floof did not choose any of these activities, except the nap in the special warm timeout toaster.

Oh he fell HARD into that nap.

The kittens I got were sick. The little girl was getting her butt bathed multiple times a day for the first week, the poor little. Both grew up to be healthy humorous cats.

"wet rat" and "do not boil the floof" are surprisingly actual sayings that come out of my mouth on a weekly basis.

This reminds me of my very first cat Jacky, he hated bath time but he loved the blow-dryer. he would sit still and let me floof him for hours (RIP my friend, gone but not forgotten)

@Duckymcduckster

6 ай бұрын

F in the chat fur Jacky

@flowerwreath-lif3r

2 ай бұрын

F Rest. In. Power.

There's just something about those itty bitty baby void floofs that makes them so special.

@TheMysticRealms

Жыл бұрын

Void floofs are my favorite floofs ❤

"wrap protesting floof into a purrito and humiliate online" I cant 😭

The lungs on that lil thing 😂 he is not afraid to let you know how disrespected he feels. Adorable ❤

"Wrap protesting floof into purrito and humiliate online". So true!! 😂😂😂😂

He or she has gone mad with cute power

That warm bath knocked him out. He will probably have a long good nap 💤 💤💤

You forgot the most important part: kiss the floof on the nose🤣😹❤

Timeout toaster 😭

I love how he calmed down after he was wrapped in. the towel

the floof is very floof. love floof WE LOVE FLOOF

I love how careful you’re being with the precious floof while still making this entertaining

now i know how to properly wash my little floof, YAHOOO!

Baby in the toaster's like "screw this, I'm done." XDD

You can tell that this kitten isnt aware of the concept of quantum physics

@blizzard_the_seal9863

9 ай бұрын

extremely true……. low intelligence being ‼️‼️‼️ lol

The cutest and most talkative floof i’ve seen! ❤ definitely don’t want to boil or burn a floof!

The faceplant!!!!!! I'm dying 😂

this floof is SO cute

If I did that to my cat she would scoop out my brain with her claws.

Thank you for taking care of all the floofs.❤❤

✏️🗒 taking notes

Bro, that the cutest cat baby when I see my life

I love how you caption each meow with an insult or snappy one-liner 😂

Alternative title: How to offend your floof

i’m baffled at how tiny kittens are

Such a good chubby tummy! Floof was eating so well!

Thank you for caring for the baby. The fleas need to go..even if baby dosen't like it.

ADORABLENESS OVERLOAD!! LOL!!

“Drowned rat” 😭

Thank you for caring ❤❤❤❤

I need a "timeout toaster" for kittens and, honestly, for myself.

Favorite part is the buddy belly.

oh floof so precious!

Floof all wrapped up is the cutest thing ever

The face plop at the end 🥺

Time Out Toaster!! I'm DED!

Love the chosen music accompaniment!

The interpretation was hilarious 😂. I guess it’s time to lawyer up. That floof won’t sleep all day. 😅

You're gonna be the most loving and caring vet ever!

Your commentary is fucking legendary

It’s little mews ahhhhh! Kittens are so cute!

omg that’s so cute ahhhhhhhh

"Timeout toaster" that's cute

The purrito was soo cute😆

The floof is adorable

Yalls captions had me ded😂💀💀💀

Floof is exhausted 😺💤

What an adventure for floofy😮

Extra tip, but depending on the room temperature you may want to press the soap in between your palms to warm it before applying to floof. Sometimes the soap feels too cold right out of the bottle and they don't like it.

My calico girl loved soaking in the sink, AKA her personal hot tub.

The timeout toaster!😂😂😂

Adorable.

This was absolutely the cuteness i needed this evening. 😂😂❤

I love the squeeze after rinsing ❤

Awwww, the help was just making sure the water wasn't too hot for the cutest floof EVER!!!

What a tiny floof

Great choice for musical accompaniment.

I LOST IT AT “poopy but option” 😭😭

Always talk to the floof in a soothing voice, telling them how much you love them ❤

She needes to add 2 things: DO NOT get soap in eyes! DO NOT get water or soap in ears!

"This way, if fleas are present, ✨they cannot escape, cannot come out✨" LMAO- 💀

That floof was so squeaky 😂😭

Floor's little meows are sooooo adorable my heart can't take this cuteness 🥺🥺🥺

Thank you for helping the dear 😺. And sometimes kitties NEED a wet bath.

I would just suggest a lower setting on the blow dryer since the floof’s ears are more sensitive than an adult cat.

Awe! Such an adorable floof! Love this

Jesus have Mercy on these precious little ones and Bless those who help them

This is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen I am on the verge of tears

"Timeout toaster" 😂 That was the best captioning yet 🤣

Omg! What a precious floof. Now I need a floof 🥰🥰🥰

Purr-fect floof bathing!!!

Right now I can only transport bottle babies, but the dopamine fix is priceless, I love them 😭😭

This is both the cutest and funniest thing I've ever seen🥹❤️

Oh no!!!! You should never getva gremlin wet or feed after midnight 😆

@kevnwarriner8819

Жыл бұрын

No transformation from Mogwhy to Gremlin occurred during the bathing of this Mogwhy, it was bathed and fed before Midnight rendering transformation impossible 🐈‍⬛ 🚫 🐅 😂

Omg I am dying from the cuteness overload 😍🐈💕💕💕💕

see...that was so exhausting...and now floof must sneeps

The Floof would like to speak to your Manager.

You’re doing the Lord’s work. Somebody, somewhere, needed to learn this. Thank you.

"and humiliate online" LMFAO

I love how you call the kitten the floor 🥺

Aww... the little poopsie got all tuckered out.

That’s was the tinyeat meow I ever heard 💞💞💞

Cat burrito 😂😂

omg i love him

Love your descriptive text and the dramatic orchestral music! Oh, and the floof!

Oh im subscribed. It was the defamation for me 😂😂😂