"I'm not saying I ever did this" - "I was one of the only astronauts to gain weight"

@shellyb2042

4 жыл бұрын

Lmbo

@tennistributeshd6740

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lukem118

4 жыл бұрын

he would be a terrible room mate.

@morgan8404

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@natteft6593

3 жыл бұрын

Disclaimer: "don't try this at ... ISS!"

"I'm not saying I switched food dots.." "You're the only one who gained weight in space!"

@mistymorgan8068

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!

@buffya8012

4 жыл бұрын

“I’m not saying I ever did this...” he totally did ,you just know it lol

@boozywiener4189

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, he totally switched them. I'd probably do the same

@livegwendolyne6783

4 жыл бұрын

Rude

@luciamogashoa9683

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣 He definetly switched

I feel like his mission commander ate alot of asparagus.

@ananyav.551

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment lol

@RoyFizzle

3 жыл бұрын

Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?

@julesb2415

3 жыл бұрын

Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him

I love how he starts out saying "Their dot" and "Your dot" but ends saying "Your dot" and "my dot" haha "I'm gonna eat that." Love this guy.

“In space...it’s different” *dramatic light transition* 😂😂 cracked me up every time

@horstherbert35

4 жыл бұрын

they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.

@sergiolandz6056

4 жыл бұрын

because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.

@barcaleicleic7781

4 жыл бұрын

You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@87aggietim

4 жыл бұрын

​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?

@gz200451

4 жыл бұрын

so unnecessary

"As you become an experienced astronaut, you realize that those dots are just stickers" LOL

@37thraven

4 жыл бұрын

It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian. We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"

@hamdaanchalky7724

4 жыл бұрын

37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.

@awkwardlycast5801

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

@johntheux9238

4 жыл бұрын

@@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!

@Midwest4x4f150

4 жыл бұрын

Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright

I love that he talks about Italian food with more passion than the Space science things lol.

@FarmerFpv

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!

@jigyajithazarika3510

2 жыл бұрын

isnt the topic `food in space`?

@anandygittens268

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.

@bransonjallim2620

2 жыл бұрын

@@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission

@anandygittens268

2 жыл бұрын

@@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.

“In space, it’s different.” “When I’m on Earth...” “My students in Columbia...” “I called up a pizzeria for delivery to the hotel after landing back on Earth.” What a certified living legend.

@epr1

3 жыл бұрын

He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being

Mike Massimino: In space it's different. Lighting Guy: My time has come.

@GtheMVP

4 жыл бұрын

haha, perfectly put!

@luise213

4 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@charile

4 жыл бұрын

"In space, it's different" 🗿

@salmasky9739

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this. 😂

@PRdeSO

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".

Dude really hates astronaut ice cream. 😂

@zapfanzapfan

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.

@cleekmaker00

4 жыл бұрын

Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances. Go for the Space Ramen instead.

@chuggon7595

4 жыл бұрын

@Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission

@soulextracter

4 жыл бұрын

@@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.

@Myflag2022

4 жыл бұрын

I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.

“I was one of the few guys to gain weight in space... they were amazed”

@crystalinabacteria3430

4 жыл бұрын

Lot of dot switching

@JacquelineUnderwood

3 жыл бұрын

Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂

@crystalinabacteria3430

3 жыл бұрын

@@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝

@JacquelineUnderwood

3 жыл бұрын

Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.

@crystalinabacteria3430

3 жыл бұрын

@@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.

“In space, it’s different” 🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝

@sleepyrowdy1826

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@oogityboogity6644

3 жыл бұрын

“Space noises”

@jigyajithazarika3510

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@182prizinha

2 жыл бұрын

Why they keep doing it lol

@reesek9715

2 жыл бұрын

OK this cracked me up!!!! LOOOOL

I like to think that there is another astronaut somewhere watching this like “I knew it! That thieving son of a...”.

@pathologicaldoubt

4 жыл бұрын

In Space, no one can hear your cries for vengeance.

@tennistributeshd6740

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@ATvee

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SherlockArrow

3 жыл бұрын

20 years later still thinking about where his shrimp cocktail went off to 😂

@xl6941

3 жыл бұрын

😂

I love his passionate hatred for space ice cream

@SGFTI

4 жыл бұрын

It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.

@MrFuggleGuggle

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts? No way...

@stiffpictures8971

4 жыл бұрын

I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”

@dxqth

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???

@5skyhigh

4 жыл бұрын

@@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture

“We put Swedish fish in it so it was an aquarium”

@apol8245

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.

@snokalo208

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a Swede: Nice

@carrito1981

2 жыл бұрын

that was the best XD

it's all fun and games until someone gets cookie crumbs in their eye

@x0o0ox_

3 жыл бұрын

I dont know why i laughed

@revilo7349

3 жыл бұрын

And it floats right out

@vally3854

3 жыл бұрын

the eye or the crumbs?-

@revilo7349

3 жыл бұрын

@@vally3854 both

@vally3854

3 жыл бұрын

@@revilo7349 oh..

"When im on earth" Biggest flex ever

@vibsc

3 жыл бұрын

Replying so that you can know your likes

@twitchfacex7124

3 жыл бұрын

I know a bigger flex.

@kleid4677

3 жыл бұрын

What is it?

@joshuapittman4663

3 жыл бұрын

No one like this again it’s a 969.

@omaxiee

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore

Lol he’s really telling us how to steal food in space while saying “I’m not saying I ever did this” 😂 kinda suspicious

@TygerTygerBrnigBrght

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely did it, that was way too casual

@Diomedene

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that counts as Space Piracy.

@meatballsnacker-sitregald6919

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diomedene It's not piracy if you don't get caught ;)

@DarkSol16

4 жыл бұрын

@@Diomedene was that a reference to 'The Martian'?

@Diomedene

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarkSol16 We have a winner! :)

"Apparently I like Italian food" -- Mike Massimino

Watching this makes me remember how I wanted to be an astronaut when I was younger. I gave up though, but since now I'm studying foods, I'm wondering if I can make foods for the astronauts or do a research about foods for space.

@mrs.h.l.g-b5814

2 жыл бұрын

Do it.

@amateurmeteorologist7365

Жыл бұрын

That would be so cool. I hope you can make that happen!

@ellenmason3833

Жыл бұрын

I think that is a fantastic idea and I see no reason not to pursue it. ❤❤❤

you imagine being that guy at the pizza place that answered the email..."you said you are where?"

@talhaali9132

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, that’s actually funny

@SKS6184-

4 жыл бұрын

alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.

@stiffpictures8971

4 жыл бұрын

Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”

@0netyr

4 жыл бұрын

LmaoO

@boomshakalaka415

4 жыл бұрын

Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔

I wonder if they accidentally drop their food sometimes on Earth, cause they were so used to things floating.

@flaming_snakeu

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/goqsw65xc6S1ZLA.html here’s a link of that happening but not with food

@GenetMJF

4 жыл бұрын

@@flaming_snakeu Sadly that video is just satire. Not real

@Siruru97

4 жыл бұрын

it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P

@flaming_snakeu

4 жыл бұрын

✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao

@darknessofice1383

4 жыл бұрын

They do: kzread.info/dash/bejne/o5aDpdKxpquchZc.html

That means if they brought Lays to space, there would be 0% air and 100% chips! Man I wanna go to space now!

@KeenKoala115

3 жыл бұрын

Air sealed Pringles?

@jigyajithazarika3510

3 жыл бұрын

More like 40% chips 60% vacuum.

@MrNicePotato

2 жыл бұрын

It would also mean that lays would be a block of moist potato.

No one: Mike: well in space it’s different. “Silence for 10 seconds”

"I'm not saying I ever did this" ... as he's going over it in detail.

@reii_uxu_

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️

@jamesrichard6377

4 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@MAGGOT_VOMIT

Жыл бұрын

FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}

“in space, it’s different” *dramatic transition*

@samk7717

4 жыл бұрын

hannah mae cringe asf

@dan271291

3 жыл бұрын

@@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.

@PrabhatDayal

3 жыл бұрын

The transitionS… omg the transitions😂

@Mente_Universal

2 жыл бұрын

cgi transition

@danc.5509

2 жыл бұрын

I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.

Flat earthers be like: "they are eating cgi!"

@brixxconnor3411

3 жыл бұрын

@Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.

@Seabee203

3 жыл бұрын

@@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!

@wheatley7083

3 жыл бұрын

@@Seabee203 no space is obviously cgi

@sauviel6296

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.

@mikeypao526

2 жыл бұрын

Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch

"Dude, your cookie got in my eye!"

This dude was def stealing everybody's food. lmao

@ermonski

4 жыл бұрын

Just like your typical office pantry!

@bronkolie

4 жыл бұрын

I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself

@SheerDrop

4 жыл бұрын

"I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"

@juliaguevara4512

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.

@jester4886

4 жыл бұрын

They should have killed him

“So how do you become a good astronaut?” “You lock the straw”

@WtfYoutube_YouSuck

4 жыл бұрын

this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.

@courtneycox9377

4 жыл бұрын

@@WtfKZread_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️

@Yawyna124

4 жыл бұрын

@@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?

@JOSEPH-vs2gc

4 жыл бұрын

if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.

@chuggaa100

4 жыл бұрын

@@WtfKZread_YouSuck Yikes

These stories are so fascinating and sometimes hilarious 😂

"The tragedy of space flight is you can't get pizza." >Last name Massimino heh

@Mrempoleon100

3 жыл бұрын

1:27 "I like italian food apearently" Me: look again at his last name Heh

LMAO when he said they made an aquarium with a water bubble and a Swedish fish

@rhiannn3416

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly really want to see that.

@mats7492

4 жыл бұрын

That’s totally something my dad would do....

@SweetflyRachel

4 жыл бұрын

That just sounds like so much fun

@sarikatimmi

4 жыл бұрын

StoneGiant hahahah

@romarina2687

4 жыл бұрын

I just realized he said it more than once

good to know that typical dorm room fuckery goes on even in space

@cameronnekerekian1712

4 жыл бұрын

when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao

@flaming_snakeu

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down

@dijoxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@flaming_snakeu So just like the dorm room then?

@zenosama8505

4 жыл бұрын

Knives77 that’s a great way to say that

@BradWatsonMiami

3 жыл бұрын

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th was a Masonic(7,74) Code(4). G is the 7th letter, a circle O is either 15 or zero or ---, D=4. This alphanumeric code is known as Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B2, C3...Z26. O is the only irregularity. The ancients first developed math & science when we observed the '7 Classical Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn - 4 weren't seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 7-day weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4). Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders & feet (+ Orion's Belt). The BIG Dipper & Little Dipper are both 7 stars with 4 in their bowls. Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most common asterism. Mars returns to the same point in the heavens in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years. simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5 English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8 gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1 Masonic=74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3 shadows=74=S19+H8+A1+D4+O+W23+S19 months=74=M13+O+N14+T20+H8+S19 point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20 heavens=74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19 Modern astronomy: Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets with 4 being gas/ice giants. Venus .7 & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit of 224.7 days is 7.4 avg. Earth months (30.4 days each). GOD=7_4 evokes GOD the Grand Architect of the Universe (GAOTU). Administrator James Webb, John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, and many more at NASA were Masons. The Original 7 Mercury Astronauts: 4 weren't Air Force/4 weren't Navy. Apollo 4 was the first unmanned launch, Apollo 7 was the first manned launch and 4 missions later, Apollo 11 was the first to land on the Moon at 4:17 pm EDT. Mason=47=M13+A1+S19+O+N14 Apollo 13 was also a mystical experiment with the #13. It launched at 13:13 CT and one of its oxygen tanks exploded on April 13. It miraculously returned safely on 4/17 - Jesus' actual Birthday; see MichaelMolnar.com . See GOD=7_4 at 7seals.blogspot.com . This has triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

“All we have is tortillas” Basically every Mexican dad ever: 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗹

”In space, its different" *SPACE INTENSIFY*

he absolutely changed the food markings in space :-)

@lordofentropy

4 жыл бұрын

Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"

@QRSC-fh2ob

4 жыл бұрын

He's a riot 😂😂😂

@EwWhoIsTHAT

4 жыл бұрын

Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!" I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....

@Whiskey_Philosopher

4 жыл бұрын

@@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)

@FishyFables

4 жыл бұрын

in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!

"There can be air in the bags" *shows picture of Lays*

@jamesrichard6377

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he's not wrong

"But in space, its different" *Light starts moving to another angle*

Love how this guy talks. could listen to him allday

It’s like regular food... _But it floats._

@shannonshackelford7253

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar you’ll float too 🎈

@gerogeforeman7793

4 жыл бұрын

mmm yes levitate

@davidthepilotdude5804

4 жыл бұрын

We all float down here 🎈

@4Everlast

4 жыл бұрын

Has he decided yet if he could see stars or not?

@nibbachibba2014

4 жыл бұрын

or does it?

I love how every single time he says "in space it's different" they just take like 3 seconds to just pause and stare the camera at him.

@Acorn212

4 жыл бұрын

Brother? Is that you? Also, ikr?

@UnwrittenSpade

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him

8:30 The commander watching this: you little son of a...

5:50 “like a cookie GUNK”

I swear this man is probably the most likable man I’ve ever seen in my life lol.

@user-ee2qq4hp3z

4 жыл бұрын

Was just thinking same! Very likeable.

@elainegeneston7654

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mentioned he starred a couple of times in Big Bang Theory as himself.

@randomkidsfromcherrystreet7430

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@jacksweeney3899

4 жыл бұрын

Until he’s switching the dots. 😡

@jodih9000

4 жыл бұрын

I was in love after 1 min lol

This guy could become a meme: but in space it’s different

@cameronnekerekian1712

4 жыл бұрын

why hasnt this picked up yet lmao

@thecatfather857

4 жыл бұрын

Guess we gotta keep at it for that to happen.

@falconbridge3179

4 жыл бұрын

I die in every video when that happens

@sasha-secondaccount3973

3 жыл бұрын

Someone better start a meme out of this

@datalt7873

3 жыл бұрын

This meme is different in space though.

The great thing about this guy is... he tells you the (dark and disgusting) truths about space travel but he delivered it in such a funny way that you still dream about going to space even after learning them

"you see more of the curve of the earth" flat earthers take notes

Kids: Space Adults: 6 months of free rent and free food

@dalynrappleyea838

4 жыл бұрын

Correction free rent and food with a big paycheck

@dawsonkelleyhome3035

4 жыл бұрын

Dalyn Rappleyea they don’t make that muck less then 70 k

@mochigumaptf8714

4 жыл бұрын

Kachoow

@ChaZzyRAP

4 жыл бұрын

I feel the adult'ness.. smh

@altonbarna7161

4 жыл бұрын

@@dalynrappleyea838 they get the same pay as military

USSR - first man in space. USA - first "wise guy" in space.

@PowerWindows3813

4 жыл бұрын

Lul🤣

@antoniorenteria2896

4 жыл бұрын

usa - first man to gain weight in space

@ReignCharger

4 жыл бұрын

Mike "The Orbit' Massimino

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

4 жыл бұрын

Ey I'm SpaceWalkin' ere!

@rockzs74r

4 жыл бұрын

First man to "steal" in space. He definitely switched the food and get more macaroni

Seeing all this footage of people just eating in space and just being people is so cool

I’ve watched each space video with Mike around 4 times because each topic is just so well explained and interesting to listen to

8:21 You KNOW he did it! btw, he is the funniest astronaut I have ever seen.

@mmdday

4 жыл бұрын

that explains his weight gain...

@akshatmishra311

4 жыл бұрын

You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.

@Wakish0069

4 жыл бұрын

The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol

@awkwardlycast5801

4 жыл бұрын

Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

@aether1370

4 жыл бұрын

@@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you

He has mentioned the mac and cheese like 7 times. Some one get me this recipe.

@kankereganbada1184

3 жыл бұрын

The secret is to use sperm as a moisterisor

@zchms9273

3 жыл бұрын

Why

@zaam5506

3 жыл бұрын

@@kankereganbada1184 I can’t look at Mac n cheese the same way again because of what you said

@kankereganbada1184

3 жыл бұрын

*me

"how do you like space ice cream?" This guy- "and I took that personally"

@8:00 I love this guy LOL. I met him once, and he is super humble.

*explains how something works on Earth* "But in SPACE.....it's different." *dramatic effect* repeat that ten times.

@nathan-fh8hp

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was annoying

“He put a Swedish fish inside of it, so we had kinda of like an aquarium” xD

@honkydorry7691

4 жыл бұрын

“Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir

@tybrown7112

4 жыл бұрын

:/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.

@petrathorsty3833

4 жыл бұрын

😂 this bit cracked me up so much

1:22 Honesty Level: 100

i love the EFX when he says "in space it's different"

This guy's voice is amazing. I could listen to him talk all day.

Sign of a good astronaut? World: Knowledge, courage, determination Mike: ... Locking the straw 13:24

@Kannon_BR

4 жыл бұрын

It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.

@faridhadj1238

4 жыл бұрын

Calixto Amorim r/wooosh

So MUCH fun to watch this!!

This is such a cool channel. All the questions I wanted to ask, but no one to answer them-until now!

“I like Italian apparently.” - Massimino 😂 This guy is full of great deadpan quotes. Neat footage too. Love seeing the humorous nature of the space crew. That group tortilla juggling 😆 I guess earth rules of “Don’t play with your food” doesn’t apply above the stratosphere.

@mj-yo7vt

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol

Regular people: I eat breakfast right after I wake up Astronauts: I break my fast during my post-sleep period.

@geoplane3799

4 жыл бұрын

That's how people sound smart

These videos are super interesting! Thanks Wired 👌🏻

Love his sense of humor! I want to go into space with someone like that.

I like how he emphasizes the “ball” shape of the earth. Hes just like “come on flat-earthers, make my day.”

@SacredDaturana

4 жыл бұрын

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad.

@hellothere7565

4 жыл бұрын

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

@aether1370

4 жыл бұрын

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

@Sevaiah

4 жыл бұрын

Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733

4 жыл бұрын

Dave G. Do you plan on wearing that uniform after the war is over?

Massimino is just so funny, always thought astronauts were strict by the book space nerds.

@TheUchihaRin

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.

@shino8854

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.

3:29 imagine this scene with "houston we got a problem" :D

This is all incredibly fascinating!! I must learn more! I MUST!!

He totally switched the colours when he got ice cream. 😂

This guy definitely stole Howard Wolowitz's space brisket.

Superbly explained , a pleasure to watch and totally informative .

Mike, your explanation is SO funny and interesting to watch... Your hands and eyes talk would make audio totally optional :)

This is the kinda of programming that should be recommended to kids. Really wholesome stuff.

Commando:"I knew someone took my cocktail!"

@mfThump

4 жыл бұрын

*"dont make me land this thing!"*

Mike is now a professor at Columbia University. I'd show up to every class if he was my professor

This right here 8:25 sounds like the intergalactic dibs law

Oh look a shooting star make a wish” This guy: nah its just trash burning through the atmosphere

@theespatier4456

4 жыл бұрын

Lost in confusion Rotten apples

@Kalumbatsch

4 жыл бұрын

An old bag of astronaut ice cream.

@Derideo

4 жыл бұрын

@@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.

@SunflowerSpotlight

4 жыл бұрын

ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.

@valpardo6405

4 жыл бұрын

Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?

I just can't stop imagining how great that spinal decompression must feel.

@Pallineon

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@MaiaraBela

4 жыл бұрын

Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space

Mike I love your space videos!

I loved this. Very fascinating

8:14 Mike Massimo: “I’m not saying I ever did this” Narrator Voiceover: “*YEP*. He did it.” 😄

This is the guy that named Howard Wolowitz Froot Loops LOL

@FharishAhmed

4 жыл бұрын

LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!

@nukepacifista9188

4 жыл бұрын

It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now

@eloisearthrell2832

4 жыл бұрын

I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.

Cool Love the insight! Thank you!

"Apparently I like Italian food" Lists every Italian good I know

Not related to anything he talked about but his voice is like so soothing

@TheMoises1213

4 жыл бұрын

Zyn Aisha right!

@MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds so familiar and I can’t place it 🤯💆🏽‍♀️

@rezadroidjr

3 жыл бұрын

Exacrly his voice is deep🔥

@twizzycoutinho1130

3 жыл бұрын

Yessssss. I was actually thinking about how nice his voice is

I can imagine him saying “In space it’s different ...” to their grandchildren for every situation

These guys are literally the coolest guys ever

One of the best videos I've watched

1:27 _I like Italian food, apparently._ Imagine *that,* Prof. Massimino!

I met this man in real life at an event at Columbia University about two or three years ago. He's inspired me to be an engineer. Thank you!

@bellz9113

4 жыл бұрын

Gppd for you. I hope you achieve your dreams!

Thank you for your knowledge. Courage, your contribution to humanity.

I love his candor and his hot takes. "Apparently I like Italian food" and talking about how gross astronaut ice cream is And gaining weight and stealing food

"its gotta be nutritious" instantly cuts to a strawberry shortcake clip lmao

"not saying i ever did this" dont worry bud secrets safe with us

I remember Joe Kerwin eating corn flakes on the KC-135. He was a great guy.

Mike u r just fantastic luv listening to u...great sense of humour ....just found this site tonight 5 th June 2020 💕...🇦🇺