My brain: "You should know how to analyze bloodstain patterns" Me: "Why?" My brain: "You just gotta"

@rachelleanagnos5027

4 жыл бұрын

My exact thoughts while clicking this video

@hyconortega2276

4 жыл бұрын

Brain: you might need this knowledge in the near future. WATCH THIS! me: ok fine

@user-ne5bz7ry3t

4 жыл бұрын

Now I will kill without makeing this mistakes

@boomboone47

4 жыл бұрын

Bitte Get out of my head, danke.

@rashedalderie7093

4 жыл бұрын

It helps when making a story

Murderer: Ok let's drag the body here, over there, turn back around, avoid this lil patch of floor and let's put some on the ceiling too This guy: tf happened here

@gimygaming8655

4 жыл бұрын

Love this comment

@nataliereynolds2168

4 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 😂💀

@crap2161

4 жыл бұрын

explain me why i laughed at this for two minutes straight

@kennyuh8154

4 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious cant stop laughing 🤣🤣u just made my day thanks😆

@ceruleanmemoir

4 жыл бұрын

This guy: *Time to step up the game and use Calculus instead of Trigonometry*

for all the “math is irrelevant irl” jokes, I’ve genuinely wondered for YEARS wtf geometry would be applied to practically, AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THE ANSWER IS CRIME SOLVING??

@chemieju6305

2 жыл бұрын

One of the big applications for geometry is any form of 3D computer application. Think about it, you have some information about a 3D object, and then you have to somehow get that onto a 2D screen, complete with colour, shadows, reflections....

@nylotical

2 жыл бұрын

Duh

@jasonpatterson9821

2 жыл бұрын

Structural engineering? Basic carpentry?

@melododie

2 жыл бұрын

Geometry is probably one of the most important math topics in the practical world in my opinion

@1SilverDollar

2 жыл бұрын

I'd argue that geometry is one of the best maths in it's use overall.

As a forensic science student, blood spatter analysis is totally important in crime scene investigation. The direction of blood flow, angle of origin, the dragging pattern could help you to figure out the condition of victim and perpetrator.

@sonicnendez

Жыл бұрын

Hey. How is your schooling going. Mind sharing what kind of schooling is needed

@dnyaneshwari_kuma_club

6 ай бұрын

Wow A forensic student, I met my kind of people

Guy trying to flirt with me at 2am: "what are you doing up so late?" Me: "learning how to analyze bloodstain patterns hbu?"

@bongzstar5137

4 жыл бұрын

What's HBU?

@jessicahiebert3482

4 жыл бұрын

@@bongzstar5137 "how bout you?"

@Marina-qj1oy

4 жыл бұрын

ACTUALLY just happened to me lmaoo

@a8727

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes I also have bota flirting with me ;-;

@AntonioTorres-wt3lc

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you think that's flirting haha

This guy: *shoots a guy on the set in the head* The crew: This guy: "so here you can see how the blood splattered on the wall-"

@HydroEntertainment901

4 жыл бұрын

Nepustus lmao

@TONGA09

4 жыл бұрын

thats some eric andre vibe there

@zuubwoy6886

4 жыл бұрын

It’s even funnier when you think about it😂

@jaydenjbryant8665

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sarcophiIus

4 жыл бұрын

@@TONGA09 XD yeah

I’ve always been interested in forensic investigations but it truly requires so much skill it’s crazy

Mom: I’m not hitting you that hard why are you crying? The slipper: 4:45

@nyxsu625

2 жыл бұрын

yikes 😭

@AA-eq2zq

14 күн бұрын

Healthline has a good article titled "therapy for every budget" and it includes free options. Idr if it mentions it but many places have free counseling for youths and other demographics so that's worth checking. Therapy In A Nutshell and NICABM on YT are great, evidence based, understanding, thorough yet accessible, and made by actual therapists (I def recommend watching them regardless of whether you are or aren't getting therapy). And 7 Keys to Safe Trauma Recovery is a great book (might not be the title verbatim but I remember the author was Babette Rothchild).

when he said “next up we’re gonna try something a little more difficult, interpreting relationships” i felt that

@LilicornRainbow

4 жыл бұрын

Hard

@arlisbartlett403

4 жыл бұрын

Geese

@Trailtracker

4 жыл бұрын

You have relationships with geese?

@lavenderandtwig

4 жыл бұрын

Too real

@typical_ae9200

4 жыл бұрын

Wow I just read this the same time he said it😮

There are two types of people watching this video 1, people who want to know how forensic works 2, people who want to learn how to cover their crime

@addxietyy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm both, the second for writing

@softpeas7584

3 жыл бұрын

Also artists

@mypoorbraincells

3 жыл бұрын

3. you're an artist/writer

@theminblue37

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both🤷🏻‍♀️🤭

@urfavleo07

3 жыл бұрын

5, this is what happens when u press auto-play

As someone interested in criminal justice, psychology, and forensics, this was a really interesting video that will hopefully help me out if I ever take a class relating to blood.

me watching dexter: oh yeah a blood-splatter analyst sounds like a cool job me hearing this guy talk about triangles, hypotnuses, convergent points and tangents: nevermind I suck at geology

@massivepanda8692

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't geology studying about rocks and stuff LOL

@cheesecake7143

2 жыл бұрын

@@massivepanda8692 haha yeah..they must be talking about geometry

@emmangst

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Geology the study about earth's surface and etc? I think you mean Geometry, a math subject about shapes and angles I guess.

@samarrenvelexian9592

2 жыл бұрын

Wrong subject buddy boy

@Spookyreading

2 жыл бұрын

Y’all completely missed the joke lol.

Why learn math? SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT BLOOD SPLATTER

@lukeparsons7800

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH, IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING CHEMISTRY RIGHT NOW BUT, YOU KNOW, BLOOD SPLATTER

@imrunnin9552

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukeparsons7800 I felt that.

@redf1are1103

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukeparsons7800 same 😭😭

@hanc724

3 жыл бұрын

finally, trigonometry has a function outside of school

@oochipchoogi

3 жыл бұрын

@@hanc724 ba dum tsss

Forensic experts be like: Yep this man died.

@E2Gtube

3 жыл бұрын

true comedy

@angelmiller1351

3 жыл бұрын

😭💀🤣

@stinkymonke3622

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Kit Fisto, Very Cool.

@wasted9175

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder than i should

@stephmetc53

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aY2to7Vucsi7Y8Y.html

one time I woke up with a really bad nosebleed and in my sleepiness I thought I remembered the recommended way to make it stop was to just let it flow so I stood over the sink half awake and by the time I fully woke up and realized what I was doing the bathroom looked like a crime scene

Ah yes. 3am youtube recommendations back at it again..

@frankiebabyee9157

2 жыл бұрын

XD

1:40 "So if we used regular whole blood..." My brain: So is it skimmed blood?

@Cob6

4 жыл бұрын

2% blood

@ineedtogetrailedbythemhave9731

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cob6 *Finna By 50 Gallons So I Can Get 100%*

@deadpoetssociety8126

4 жыл бұрын

almond blood.

@andyshere

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadpoetssociety8126 that's so vegan

@Certainvie

4 жыл бұрын

Soy blood 👌

All the artists and writers watching this: *Write that down, write that down-*

@madladhunter4749

3 жыл бұрын

*how did you know-*

@melktitv4540

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, how'd you know?

@izabellas2053

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like some writers or artists make a picture based on what their trying to achieve which os totally fine. However for the most part i like it when they really study the subject to grasp a better meaning on how to do something.

@byakuyatogamistumblr5958

3 жыл бұрын

@@izabellas2053 Exactly! As an artist and DM/casual writer in my spare time, it often sets me off when the creator of something doesn't do research on certain topics!

@byakuyatogamistumblr5958

3 жыл бұрын

@@melktitv4540 Well, I am a casual writer/artist. I am one of you.

I learned a lot watching this. Good skill to learn in the event I decide to switch up my college major.

@cheezzwafflezz2137

Жыл бұрын

I realize now you mean if you want to go into forensics but for a second I thought you were deciding to become a murderer💀

@PhillyMar

Жыл бұрын

@@cheezzwafflezz2137 🤣😂 That had me rolling for a second. I might want a degree to find a killer, not a license to kill.

How did anyone not mention how funny it is that the bloodstain pattern analyst is called Steiner

Dear FBI, this was in my recommendation feed, I have no intention on trying to put off the police with my bloodstained pattern

@maxcaulfield5500

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@demonetization6596

3 жыл бұрын

Also the disappearance of the $50 000 is not of your concern, I was making a emergency withdrawal

@its_andriette2918

3 жыл бұрын

same this was in my recommendation idk if someone’s going snoop in my history-

@weeaboo6195

3 жыл бұрын

Dear FBI, my Google search history was for research purposes only. I have no intention on torturing someone by scaphism and throwing them in a lake an cover up my tracks.

@Durian44

3 жыл бұрын

that's exactly what someone who has intentions of trying to put off the police with their bloodstain pattern would say

their are 4 types of people here; 1: those who are interested in this job type 2; people who are bored and don't know why there here 3: murderers trying to cover their tracks 4; artists edit; I know I used the wrong their/there/they're I really don't care people 😭 🖐 it's the internet not a spelling-bee

@toasty973

3 жыл бұрын

5: fanfic writers

@ysabellarivera8166

3 жыл бұрын

Writers too

@killswitch_01

3 жыл бұрын

#2 here, I'm high af

@lctrcmx

3 жыл бұрын

1

@sthiel126

3 жыл бұрын

Hahah I dunno why I found #4 surprising. Makes sense.

I feel like this is a job that looks easy. But to actually recognise these patterns in real scenarios, must be difficult. Bravo👏🏻

I wish I saw this video a few days ago. My homework for a forensic class involved bloodstains and after reading the book I still didn't understand how to tell the difference. Matthew explained it better than my text and I would've been able to get a better grade on that homework. Thank you!

I would’ve appreciated trigonometry so much more if the word problems involved investigating blood stains

@Marina-qj1oy

4 жыл бұрын

RIGHTT forget a stupid ladder make me solve a murder case

@michaeloconnor8134

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zerotwosixty7416

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not math it’s physics formulas well it’s math but mainly physics

@Second_UNIT

4 жыл бұрын

MESSI MAGIC physics is just applicable mathematics that you can observe. It’s far more interactive and interesting to view it through the lenses of crime scene investigation rather than “Figure out how tall this ladder is”

@kevinmulia6503

4 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to adapt the trigonometry case like how 4chan experts solved Shia Labeouf's challenge

WIRED: "How To Analyze Bloodstain Patterns!" Future Serial Killers: "Understanding Counter Forensics."

@lordkanti8260

4 жыл бұрын

Wont matter anymore with all the cameras, gps, and dna tracking you. Welcome to 2020.

@kevinarevalo5764

4 жыл бұрын

miii pretty much Dexter

@pirwink

4 жыл бұрын

lord kanti lmao sure

@emmyluly4620

4 жыл бұрын

lord kanti serial killers who want to be off the grid will be off the grid i assure you

@xakirax_8864

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmyluly4620 Agreed

LOVE the super calm nonchalant "There we go" after he smashes the hammer in the intro

this is actually really fascinating to me. although i really don’t know why i’m eating dinner while watching this

This guy looks like he's about to laugh any second.

@AS-mr2pl

4 жыл бұрын

Mahdi Pratama yeah... he does have an eerie little joyous smirk

@roastbeeff

4 жыл бұрын

After I read this I started cackling when he smiled really big at 13:35 (ish) 😂😭 I find it so funny that he’s just smiling while delivering all of this info that’s quite serious

@claude9387

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, he did laugh at 11:44 lol

@benjaminwilliams4344

4 жыл бұрын

You better not edit this comment

@zamirstuff

4 жыл бұрын

I know, he reminds me to british actor David Schneider

When he started using math to solve a crime scene, my last neuron was also killed...

@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489

4 жыл бұрын

thus you were free

@Calil_Revol

4 жыл бұрын

Ichangednametoamorecringyone free thus you were

@nunyabou5538

4 жыл бұрын

*WuT tHe fUcC iS a NeUrOn?*

@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489

4 жыл бұрын

@@nunyabou5538 lol

@bijaklestari4537

4 жыл бұрын

I could've lolled at this 2 weeks ago, but nooooo...I decided to postpone watching this recommendation😂

Me writing a murder report for my oc story: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

Hello there! At first I would like to thank you for this video that is most like a 10/10 class. I remember when I first watched CSI and dreamed of working on this job. Now I'm finally concluding my third engineering degree and and studying to be papilloscopist here in my homeland, Brazil. My dream is to use all this physics and chemistry for a better and safer world. It's amazing to see such amazing and beautifully explained content for free and for everyone here on KZread. Best regards ♡

He acts and sounds like he's in a cooking show. Cheery, entertaining and filling. Lol

@manynosenao6586

4 жыл бұрын

@Lovecraft haha! filling in the sense of knowledge. Very informative.

@tooters6108

4 жыл бұрын

bold of you to think this isnt a cooking show

@rihannasfat3518

4 жыл бұрын

This is a cooking show, he makes the best food

@hyperhunter6834

4 жыл бұрын

They say he makes the best Bloody Mary’s

@krisromero7382

4 жыл бұрын

"We don't want to contaminate the crime scene" yeah...

This video: Exists Artists, writers and serial killers: Its free real estate.

@supermira2473

4 жыл бұрын

One of these things is not like the others!

@enzogeee

4 жыл бұрын

@@supermira2473 i dont see anything wrong tbh

@youraveragedaycosplayer553

4 жыл бұрын

Also sfx fans

@hadronic

4 жыл бұрын

you're mom idoit 😂😂👊

@mooshuroom

4 жыл бұрын

Hadronic we are mom?

Wow! What an impeccably technical and perfectly didactic explanation at the same time! Especially for those who are majoring in forensic science. 🙋🏻‍♀️✅ Thank you, Mr. Steiner, for such great instructions and invaluable knowledge. 👩🏻‍🔬

I enjoy watching these videos to help me with writing stories. The information is extremely helpful since I can accurately describe crime scenes.

Specialist: Blood behaves in this specific way. Artists/Authors: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN! Serial Killers: Neato.

@lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Fleming that may or may not be the exact reason I'm watching this

@jas6246

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Fleming I feel called out as a serial killer now. IM NOT DO NOT WORRY I JUST HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THIS STUFF BLAME MY FATHER. (He was a coroner. Look it up if you don’t know what it is, it’s not that complicated but I don’t want to explain it.)

@rainmellow0

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm, I feel called out

@Michelle-iq2yp

4 жыл бұрын

You’re right about the artist part.

@tnumcull145

4 жыл бұрын

As an artist I agree

I like how I refuse to learn basic math, but memorize blood stain patterns at 10pm.

@artdeco777

3 жыл бұрын

@Emma Rigby omg how did it go?

@artdeco777

3 жыл бұрын

@Emma Rigby oh well I hope you got great, at least it’s over with now 😭

@izzy5845

3 жыл бұрын

@Emma Rigby same thing here 😭😭

@PoloWolf47

3 жыл бұрын

I refuse to learn basic math, but I will memorise as many SCP's as my brain can take

@GodsCaterpillar99

3 жыл бұрын

Procrastination is a weird thing...

It would be interesting if you can convert a blood splatter picture to a 2d coordinate. And develop some kind of predictive analysis model with it. maybe there already is one idk

As a forensic interested person who dreams of becoming a crime investigator, I wish I could be this professional in the future.

@roseross1312

Жыл бұрын

sameeee

@nadiahapsari3359

Жыл бұрын

I wish you both luck then!

Anyone: "footprints" This man, an intellectual: "ShOeWeAr ImPrEsSiOnS"

@HD-ko6ym

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 I didn't notice. I can't stop laughing

@joshy90876

4 жыл бұрын

500 IQ play

@sabrinaramos1435

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they have to be super specific? Like foot prints are actual bare foot marks, and shoe wear impressions are the shoe prints

@maroonhorizon1693

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy Craig Barr feet

@yugiamane4774

4 жыл бұрын

@@sabrinaramos1435 Yes

You can never imagine how much gore, blood, darkness, death and depressing atmosphere this guy has seen because he seems so light and outgoing. It must be a cool experience to have a drink with him and hear his stories.

@kingray7287

4 жыл бұрын

Or he's a psychopath and likes Gore blood darkness and death and a depressing atmosphere

@bernbyy

4 жыл бұрын

no

@sh4-p339

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingray7287 chill he is not the dexter morgan. i guess

@kingray7287

4 жыл бұрын

@@sh4-p339 Dexter was just like him nothing suspicious about him is happiness is just an act

@honeyfli332

4 жыл бұрын

King Ray you need to calm down.

i'm a 14 year old student whose really interested in forensics and watching this makes makes me learn a lot of things, thank you!

In my forensics class we did this test of the different blood drops at different heights and angles and it was very fun

Someone: "I'm gonna do forensics because there's no math" Me: *Laughing Inside *

@ninjabunnyproductions4029

4 жыл бұрын

Matheus Mariano If i ever hear someone say that I’ll be like “oh honey...” 😂

@josuemendoza1935

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised of how much math these involved in this profession. Its crazzy

@mostazezo

4 жыл бұрын

I would do this even though I'm pretty sure I have dyscaculia lmao I hate math. but this blood and math that might be doable. where my calculator at?

@josuemendoza1935

4 жыл бұрын

@@mostazezo 🤣🤣

@dolphhugenroth8547

4 жыл бұрын

No one has ever said that ever

This kind of guy should speak at career day in high school to motivate kids to learn trigonometry.

@millie8974

3 жыл бұрын

Yessss. I just learned some trigonometry and I was shocked to see it was actually useful

@MithriAK

2 жыл бұрын

Still can't believe the day where I actually find a use for the pythagorean theorem. Holy mackerel.

@crimsonstrykr

2 жыл бұрын

@@MithriAK So you have never actually used GPS?

@shoyuramenoff

2 жыл бұрын

@@MithriAK finding the fastest route through grass is a good way to use the pythagorean theorem.

@kate8142

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I understood it all, but once the math came in I instinctively felt sudden sickness at the sight of the crime scenes and I truly believe it's because of my hatred for trigonometry. Bringing trigonometry into the conversation made me realize I could never spend my life doing this. I could follow and understand, but my brain was so angry for having to think fast enough to follow during this. 😭

So cool that this popped up on my feed without searching anything about forensics and I'm in a forensics class lol.

I'm in a forensics class, this has been great to review before my unit test

It amazes me how people with "morbid" careers are incredible chill and charismatic people.

@sp0rkb018

3 жыл бұрын

yeah like ask a mortician caitlyn she is so sweet

@SpitfiretheCat16

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like you have to be, to be your own contrast against the darkness.

@luke0436

3 жыл бұрын

They say that about people who turned out to be phycopaths

@OldWizard.

3 жыл бұрын

@@sp0rkb018 most killers are very charismatic to throw off society... take Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer, they were loved by many, later were hated by most.

@tommy2times69

3 жыл бұрын

cause you need to be chill to have a job like that

no one: nobody in the world: youtube recommendations: hey, wanna learn how to analyze bloodstains?

@choncho7309

4 жыл бұрын

funny clever comment hahahahhahaahhahaaahahahahha give like!!!

@db1454

4 жыл бұрын

@@choncho7309 T

@burntoutbones

4 жыл бұрын

I mean who wouldn't? 😂😂

@penelope148

4 жыл бұрын

The csi world is calling you

@lafox2833

4 жыл бұрын

And you clicked

I learned all this stuff in school last year in forensics and saw this and was curious how in depth it was and it explained so well this made more sense then my teacher explaining it for 2 months

@extremelyreligiousdolphin750

Жыл бұрын

That’s because they’re lemons who would rather blabber continuously to kill time than get straight to the cutting point so everyone understands

@extremelyreligiousdolphin750

Жыл бұрын

My teacher said the word ‘like’ 60 times yesterday, I counted.

HES SO CHILL LIKE HES JUST SO CALM

He has really bright eyes for someone who's seen the dark side of society

@fiaolait6279

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know them eyes seem pretty empty sometimes

@alicen8812

4 жыл бұрын

Fia Olait yeaaaaah I see it too

@shrekonion8307

4 жыл бұрын

well thats because hes not thinking about dead people 24/7 unlike you edgy losers

@sss-md3hd

4 жыл бұрын

shrek onion U wouldn’t know lmao

@oddpotato4038

4 жыл бұрын

that's deep

The things this guy must see...and he's just chilling here like everything's ok

@Christina-mf6yk

4 жыл бұрын

Well usually all the forensics teams see are the blood and photos of the body/bodies instead of the actual corpse! They come in after the initial discovery of a crime seen.

@chubbsimuthviii1550

4 жыл бұрын

They also have therapists or if not they just have a really stable mind/strong stumuck

@xenodragonlord6007

4 жыл бұрын

@@Christina-mf6yk I'm gonna be one of the unlucky ones lmao I'm studying to be a forensic pathologist

@j.f.fisher5318

4 жыл бұрын

Note the hesitation before hitting the blood. He's not real happy about the prospect of getting spattered with blood.

@nyarizu

4 жыл бұрын

Before he gets the official job, he’s obligated to see deaths & graphic videos. He’s prolly mutual with the situation.

Dude!!! My science fair project was on analyzing blood splatters!! Won my state competition a few years ago, but I thought it was cool that it's being taught on the internet!

I wish the field of forensics had more representation when I was in high school. I watch Forensic Files, Forensic Files II, Bones, NCIS, and others that I’m blanking on at the moment, JUST to see the forensic pieces get put together to solve the case! I also enjoy the history on forensics that is covered in the Forensic Files TV shows too.

Alternate title: *_A murderer's guide to misleading the detectives._*

@playpiano2264

4 жыл бұрын

And My suspect is you😂

@Soulsphere001

4 жыл бұрын

They're pretty well trained to detect that, so it would probably only help detectives understand the killer more.

@soyooin

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why I clicked this video.

@itpaynesme

4 жыл бұрын

Most people if they’re trying to get away with a crime can get stressed, rush and therefore make mistakes. Luckily this is all to do with physics but even despite that, there’s the understanding of human nature such that if someone has time to confuse forensics teams then they probably have time to clean things up. Making a bigger mess would be counterintuitive. so would harming someone so fatally that they’re not able to get themselves help, and hiding it but still

@jackolantern717

4 жыл бұрын

I promise i definitely will not kill anyone using this knowledge

“For safety purposes” aka the intern wasn’t willing to donate his body to science.

@youruncleolaf4694

4 жыл бұрын

Mason Marr lmao 69th like

@Kay-wp8xf

4 жыл бұрын

"Come on man, it's a little bit of science! Sure, you'd have to die a little, but only for like 10 minutes!"

@mayamuller9233

4 жыл бұрын

Scaredy cat

@ZachaeusVex

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE, A SETTLEMENT NEEDS HELP

@Kay-wp8xf

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayamuller9233 "Come on man, everyone else is getting donated to science!"

I'm currently studying this and this video was an amazing help!!!!! Thank you 😊!

As a math enthusiast and horror lover, this video is a fascinating bridge between my two passions! It's amazing how math and physics can be applied to understanding bloodstain patterns in crime scenes. It's like solving a puzzle using trigonometry and geometry to unlock the secrets behind a gruesome story. This just goes to show that math is not only useful in everyday life, but can also be thrilling and intellectually stimulating. Who knew that studying math could be so spine-chillingly exciting!

If my math teacher would tell me I could use tangents to analyze blood stains, I would be more interested in math

@OO-gx6he

4 жыл бұрын

Marry Goround umm why?

@princessmonkey3399

4 жыл бұрын

Marry Goround I love your profile picture

@mj-yo7vt

4 жыл бұрын

@@princessmonkey3399 thanks!

@eriasuanimation

4 жыл бұрын

Samee. We’re just learning about tangent, cosine and sinus rn. This made it so much more interesting xD

@luckygnome2746

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you mean you are more interested and not that you would be more interested.

KZread: Hey wanna learn how to analyse blood patterns instead of doing your English homework? Me: *ok*

@angelicamiller4069

4 жыл бұрын

ME RN

@angelikak.1244

4 жыл бұрын

but Shrek doesn't go to school..

@shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680

4 жыл бұрын

Angelika K. Oh but I do.

@ejnissley546

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, that’s the same exact situation I’m in rn

@shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680

4 жыл бұрын

Talitha Untono maybe

Thank you for all the professionals like him, justice is possible for people who deserve it.

the way he mentioned dexter, i love him already

Killer: aight Ima just drag the body here, bring it back that way, turn it around, drag it back, blood stains everywhere Crime scene analyst observing crime scene: ‘ tf is this? ‘

@mickey586

4 жыл бұрын

Leo are you try to draw??

@giornogiovanna9657

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the idea.

@rosella6089

4 жыл бұрын

@@giornogiovanna9657 I-

@Leo-hy5sz

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Reveltt

4 жыл бұрын

Stab spleen, collect blood in a bucket, splash it around, go to jail.

Scary part is statistically there must be at least 1 murderer watching this out of 11 mil people.

@ramendisposer1235

2 жыл бұрын

Fr like get ready for the next "MOST HARD SLOVED CASE" vid on youtube

@shienamae5736

2 жыл бұрын

Bold for you to assume there’s only one.

@keke9795

2 жыл бұрын

@@shienamae5736 Very

@172-0

2 жыл бұрын

@@shienamae5736 suggestive

@dedotatedwam7531

2 жыл бұрын

@@shienamae5736 They said at least 1.

Had to watch this video in my forensics class in eighth grade during Covid very interesting and actually very informative if you want to know how blood splatter works.❤

I love how he smiles most of the time no matter what he’s talking about, he just wants to make me smile too.

This video is a goldmine for all those crime writers googling this exact thing in the middle of the night

@ThatShyGuyMatt

4 жыл бұрын

Who would do that? (clears history)

@meoviona

4 жыл бұрын

That’s weird. (Locks notes)

@conq1273

4 жыл бұрын

Strange. ( put password on laptop and folder)

@whiskeyeyedfool

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what you're on about (puts locks on my drawers)

@gemsix876

4 жыл бұрын

ColdFridgePizza (Calls lockpicking lawyer) ha.. no forensic investigators here...

The way he said ‘regular whole blood’ as if he was talkin bout milk

@lollollol1575

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😹

@nessaflom

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@weasley2o13

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Milk is also squeezed out of someone's body. Most of the times without their consent as well.

@levitating_mochi4859

3 жыл бұрын

"someone's body" @@weasley2o13

@kiki8792

3 жыл бұрын

Personally i like my blood to be half and half

Me in the morning: I’m going to be productive today and sleep early Me at night: *watching forensics expert explain blood stains*

I’m a forensics major with an emphasis on bpa and this stuff I will tell you is the coolest thing o ever done

Imagine you get killed by a guy in pink flip flops

@remington8617

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'd kill myself before they get to me.

@satan3034

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be honoured.

@tigerisak9037

4 жыл бұрын

@@satan3034 oh no satan GOD BLESS YOU!!

@jtest873

4 жыл бұрын

So, my mother ?

@explorer0385

4 жыл бұрын

GTA V

The video: *shows how to analyse bloodstains* Me, an artist: HMmMmMMmm, yeeees...

@focshi5805

4 жыл бұрын

Same :v

@Liz-jz7gy

4 жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@babybear2066

4 жыл бұрын

That's the reason I clicked this vid

@LokiTheUnicorn

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@thesmilingjester1462

4 жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one. Glad I'm not.

When I’m older I want to go into forensics so this is so awesome

Watching this, I finally know why my arts professor at university called many of my paintings/illustrations a „crime scene inspection“. I‘ve subconsciously used blood stain patterns in combination with bold dark colors reminiscent of (dried) blood. XD When the forensics expert described the individual patterns I knew what the result/cause would be, because I‘ve basically used 90% of them to get color on canvas or textiles… funny that. That little anecdote aside - this is a really interesting and informativ video.

I bet that sheep’s ghost is hella confused about this dude who’s playing with a bottle of his semi skimmed blood.

@ekuse-8304

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@ekuse-8304

3 жыл бұрын

Btw my name is evelyn too

@l00pdigga42

3 жыл бұрын

ghost..... yea...... riiiiiiight...

@Sarawarawara-

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollrat2828 Well humans are animals so unless plants have them then they don’t exist

@Sarawarawara-

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollrat2828 Humans are animals lmao go back to school

Ngl he lowkey looks like he's having fun lol

@IrisRanelle1328

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you're gunna do a job all your life then why not enjoy it a little im shure that hes not happy that people die

@grace.3066

3 жыл бұрын

im sure he's excited to share his skills and knowledge with a large and dedicated crowd lol i would be too!

@marvinhanson9391

3 жыл бұрын

He's glad it's something other than human blood for a change

@atlas5513

3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to play with blood... I'm serious, this is a problem

@parnithavlogs9137

3 жыл бұрын

@@atlas5513 yup get help

When he said it's time to get serious and tall about relationships, I legit expected him to start giving life advice

As someone who’s interested in that job, that’s amazing! Thank you guys

Smart guy: “So we’re looking at a spatter pattern” Me: hehe spattern

@Nigh1shad3

4 жыл бұрын

I giggled and said splattern LOL

@zamierg3825

4 жыл бұрын

*SPARRRTAANNS!*

@eccentricz82

4 жыл бұрын

my humor is awful why did i laugh

@professionalcommenter

4 жыл бұрын

@@eccentricz82 Because your among the morbid who happen to enjoy sick humor! 😁

@bartekbdb

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that I laughed at this joke.

Math students: when will I ever use this in real life Forensic expert: SohCahToa... Linear patterns... Lol he seems so excited about his job!

@fieryrockballs.9701

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, I remember doing this like two years ago...

@mariee1279

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve just learned trigonometric functions at school and knowing I can measure blood patterns with was really surprising lol

@2002cc

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariee1279 ikr! 😅

@psydoof

3 жыл бұрын

mariee same we just learned trigonometry

@duquejamie

3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same thing!!! Lol

As a data scientist, I couldn’t help but think about all the computer vision projects one could make out of images of these simulations. All the analysis and all. I’m sure they probably do this but this would be an interesting project to look into.

Hey thanks for this vid. It's been very helpful!

The best part about this is we didn’t ask for this but it’s here

@yashiro560

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna know. If(when) I kill someone I wanna know what would happen

@t-rexbatman36yearsago

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@yellowmello1223

4 жыл бұрын

@@mid5503 Oh wait what-

@enderdragonpro6873

4 жыл бұрын

I searched blood

@filthydani2254

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t like this comment now

This guy gets to say he used Pythagorean’s Theorem after high school

@ceciliacollier7735

4 жыл бұрын

Geneviève Leclair 😂

@hawkwind769

4 жыл бұрын

You use it as an electrician.

@NickC_222

4 жыл бұрын

It's the Pythagorean theorum. The man's name was Pythagorus, hence, Pythagorean. Also, strictly speaking, he didn't use the Pythagorean theorem. That's a^2 + b^2 = c^2. He did used arcsin and tangent functions though, and it's all trigonometry after all.

@samanthadanka9901

4 жыл бұрын

Geneviève Leclair i learnt that in 4th grade, it really stressed me out but it’s easy

@archiebf4524

4 жыл бұрын

So do I, I'm a furniture maker.

I'm a forensic student and I'm watching this literally 40 minutes before i have to do a mock crime scene😂

Did a crime scene investigation exam in science in high school we even got to go to a real court was awesome

Aight, So you want to know how to get away with murder huh? I take the challenge.

@IrisRanelle1328

3 жыл бұрын

I swear its for a book!

@aleenajaveed8392

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha lol

@kingkj664

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck

@mmuslih7955

3 жыл бұрын

It's for study

@Omega14343

3 жыл бұрын

It was in my recommended dont send a strike team please

0:01 **Face Covered In Blood With A Smile** _There we go!_

@gracemarie3632

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@nadinaaee

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@riunii

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@starrrzzz2905

3 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@VxnquishShorts

3 жыл бұрын

I’m breaking the heart chain

It's so cool how much goes into blood patternsb

I swear I was so amazed seeing this video I did my biology investigatory project on the topic Analysis of Blood Stain Patterns

I didn't expect to ever hear SOH CAH TOA again outside of math class

@Riderfire38

4 жыл бұрын

Is it not SOA CAH TOH?

@robval1308

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly!!

@marcobrace

4 жыл бұрын

HereToFightYou🚬 no

@bruhmoment1835

4 жыл бұрын

We used oshachota lol

@MrPek-fe9fp

4 жыл бұрын

@@Riderfire38 no its sohcahtoa

"Normally I'd be wearing a mask but I don't think it's a good look to be talking on camera" *laughs in covid*

@thatoneguywiththatonename

3 жыл бұрын

*coughs while laughing*

@ogkubzscouter743

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in laugh*

@no898

3 жыл бұрын

Big funny

@cylyte2436

3 жыл бұрын

**coughs in Covid**

@oaxis8198

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh in ugly D:

Me an art student casually learning how to draw blood :

@Vaxedia

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂 ✌️

Imagine killing someone while wearing pink glitter flip flops

@madeleinescholz3147

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine dying in pink glitter flip flops

@kinderjoys22

3 жыл бұрын

iconic tho

@Just_Alex_meowrawr

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, That's a wonderful timing there

@Givemepeacealone

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds iconic

@Bobo-tu6ln

3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna take someone down with ✨fashion✨

His eyes say trauma but his voice says cheery. Mind. Blown. Edit: oh dear unholy levels of social anxiety just hit me. Umm. Thank you all for the likes. You super x terrifying amazing beautiful being you are. I love when I don’t feel alone. Feels good man! Peace n love to all. check the comments if curious. Panic buttons needs reset. G2g. Tootles

@delaneythompson1161

4 жыл бұрын

Anya Johnson was thinking the samw thing

@danielliu9150

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why I’m here

@chelseaeickleberry4646

4 жыл бұрын

but like, same tho

@alphaforce6998

4 жыл бұрын

For you, flipping a switch on the wall and suddenly things get a lil brighter also blows. your. mind.

@staringatthesun2201

4 жыл бұрын

lmfaooo

took a forensic science class in high school, probably one of the coolest classes ive ever taken

5:00 you just know this would be selling for millions as modern art

4:37 ‘or this could be the suspects shoe wear impression’ everyone gangsta til a serial killer start murdering with some pink glitter sandals on

@Mr.Cat-Whiskers

4 жыл бұрын

My sister has those...

@lulu962

4 жыл бұрын

toxicdragon562 lmao

@frappe_fox

4 жыл бұрын

LK Nekota uh oh

@esmea2262

4 жыл бұрын

LK Nekota you wont like my comment then

@melanie2200

4 жыл бұрын

pink socks what was it?