Dude is roasting folks in the most deadpan voice while staring wideeyed into your soul.. I love it.. lol

@Psycatrice

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't listen to the entire thing, sounded like god damn matt taibbi and his vocal fry, unbearable.

@verihimthered2418

Жыл бұрын

It's like starring into the eyes of the holy ghost

@kinryuten

Жыл бұрын

​@@Vihara2 The Celts are good at that

@jessebates2884

Жыл бұрын

It's a masterclass in dry humor from a guy who looks like he runs a prospering rental tuxedo business.

@markandrew5968

Жыл бұрын

This dude is a straight up savage

this guy has a humor at a level that makes Asmon's editor go "finally, a worth opponent"

@hussarzwei6223

Жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary.

Recently here in Brazil, an influencer created a brand and was accused of scam because her makeups was making false advertising about the quality of the products. People started to prove that the makeups sucks. The other thing is that her audience are not rich people, but her products was more expensive than a famous products. What did Brazilian Forbes do? They praised her because her brand was lucrative and because she earned millions with that.

@eatmyass

Жыл бұрын

Brazilian forbes Should do an entire run on just how long that country kept retro video games alive that was amazing

@RobotMasterSplash

Жыл бұрын

@@eatmyass That one is because of the ludicrous import tax laws that the region has had for ages, buying a modern console there is like trying to buy a top of the line computer in America on half your wages. Sega was smart enough to set up a factory there to produce Genesis and Master System hardware under domestic taxes instead, which still operates to this day, and is a big reason why Sega has been able to ride out their worst financial periods. With it being around producing the same hardware for so long, Sega and the Genesis effectively became cultural icons for the young generations of the region, resulting in the strong popularity seen in current times.

@eatmyass

Жыл бұрын

@@RobotMasterSplash Your not wrong but that doesn't change my opinion that those programmers existing with solely what was available to them managed to create new products that still amaze me... They should be recognized for taking a bad situation and elevating it into 8-16 bit art I still find amazing to this day

@Maridu01

7 ай бұрын

I’m from Rio. Who are you talking about? Quem foi?

@bemlok

7 ай бұрын

@@Maridu01 A base da Virgínia, enquanto estavam criticando e questionando sobre a qualidade dos produtos, e ela entrava em desespero criando promoções mirabolantes pra vender as maquiagens, a Forbes tava parabenizando o lucro (matéria claramente comprada).

Patrick Boyle's content can be a bit dry but I'll be damned if it isn't straight up one of the best, most educational channels on KZread when it comes to financial topics.

@shadeitplease7383

Жыл бұрын

And that dry humor is always amazing lol

@IcarusRepublique

Жыл бұрын

Only on KZread where you can find a Hedge Fund Manager content creator.

@saninorochimaru2

Жыл бұрын

I don't find it dry at all. The man's humor however, is drier than a desert and I'm all for it.

@tatebludau4637

Жыл бұрын

He’s got good dry humor too

@AnimeRPGgame

Жыл бұрын

true

Asmongold found Patrick Boyle - awesome - I love to watch them both. Patrick Boyle has such a dry humor and deep knowledge about finances. Asmon has down to earth takes on other topics. This is a nice match.

I was dead when he said the company Nikola should have been named newton instead 😭 9:45

This man's average banger puns-per-minute is absurd and refreshing.

Anyone else think it’s weird you get videos recommended to you then Asmon ends up reacting to it

@n91312

Жыл бұрын

Seems like you watch too much Asmongoblin

@darrinEH

Жыл бұрын

The algorithm is our clandestine king.

@Animaster89

Жыл бұрын

The matrix is cummimg for you. Stay strong brother

@TacticalDimples

Жыл бұрын

@@darrinEH move over Jesus, Al-Gorythm is our new savior.

@tensinkano6888

Жыл бұрын

No…….. he exclusively only reacts to pretty popular content creators ….. so it makes sense

This man's presentation style is next level while being so simple. And I think when everything runs on hype culture, everything is doomed to burn out.

Patrick Boyle dry sense of humor is funny, especially when he dumks on a targets without skipping a beat.

A crossover I never expected, I love it

That dude was the Justin Hammer to Elon's Tony Stark. Actually named his electric vehicle company "Nikola"? COME ON! 🤣🤣🤣

@cecollins68

Жыл бұрын

Lol that's literally it wtf 😂😂

One of my bosses ended on Forbes in the "100 most influential women in Italy". One year later the company is basically bankrupt.

@michelecastellotti9172

18 күн бұрын

Stai parlando di chiara ferragni?

this guys dry humor was great holy shit! I love when asmon reacts to videos not about gaming and especially MMO's. More plz

@Jordan-Ramses

Жыл бұрын

That's far from his funniest video too. The ones on FTX are epic.

I unsubscribed from Forbes at least 3 years ago but they still send me their magazine for free. I remember the Nikola Motors article they had and thinking "doesn't this seem like a huge fraud?"

@Lobsterwithinternet

Жыл бұрын

Most of modern Wall street is built on fraud and bulls**t so that goes without saying.

@morkzorckerborg5000

Жыл бұрын

i heard theyre still in business, not sure what happened to the $ 30 billion deal with gm... they need to stop bastardizing the deceased... i will never understand the hype and willingness to buy a company worth more than half of your company (gm ~ $50 billion valuation) without seeing a product at the very least. also couldnt believe everyone assumed they made a fully functioning ev semi in under a year without any setbacks... the future is full of fraud

Just about spit out my drink on the “Crypto Hobbit,” hadn’t heard that one.

You should check more of Patrick's content, his "comedy" style is so refreshing, not to mention how informative his content is.

I love to see Patrick Boyle covered by Asmon.

@mityakiselev

14 күн бұрын

HUH 🐢

This guy is a Hedge Fund manager btw. Good finance content.

Regression to the mean... Whenever people outperform or underperform in a huge way, they tend to go back to average simply because average is more likely... and no other reason.

@nathanielthompson3339

11 күн бұрын

yep lol

Someone out-performing is usually a sign either a confluence of good luck occurring or shadiness behind the scenes, both of which typically aren't sustainable, especially when people start looking into them and either exploiting arbitrage to tap into and wittle away at whatever luck advantage they've been enjoying or seeing the red/yellow flags that pull the company down once people start paying closer attention to specifics. Where as a negative indicator usually gets attention by people looking into a company that might've flown under the radar otherwise or attracting attention to an existing, stagnate company that is under-going a painful but necessary restructuring that can be a sign for greatly improved future performance. I can definitely recommend more of Patrick's videos if you're interested as he does cover that sort of stuff in some of his videos. (he's a finance professor that started doing KZread on the side as a supplement for his classes and did some of his lectures during Covid lockdowns on there as well). His early videos are far more straight forward lectures and lessons, but his more recent stuff is similar to quality to this one as he started find a good balance between entertainment and education, even if it's still very much still heavy on the dry side of humor.

Glad to see one of my favorite finance channels featured on here. That Cathie Wood shade was extra special.

Forbes has had this problem for decades XD Sadly the list is just fucked.

@ezaf5989

Жыл бұрын

XD!

@Lobsterwithinternet

Жыл бұрын

More like they're the most successful players in a fucked up game.

This guy's humor is exactly what I want to see.

26:30 might also be because "mediocrity" just meant "averageness" in the statistical sense at the time, and the connotation moved underneath the term

Who would have guessed...

“Positive news generally indicates the end of superior performance and negative news generally indicates the end of poor performance” I had to rewatch a few times to understand

It definitely seems like Forbes is amazing at pointing out bubbles about to burst

@siliconhawk9293

Жыл бұрын

they should start a hedge fund of sorts just because of how good they are at finding weird scammy shit or maybe a investigative journalism kinda thing or something sounds like their thing.

The reason that a lot of people that get a lot of media coverage end up going to prison is because if something seems too good to be true it generally is 👍 And the media loves extraordinary people and achievements

@elconquistador9667

Жыл бұрын

Another reason is that most successful people get their success through unsavory means, and these highly publicized people just happened to get caught because they had everyone's eyes on them.

I was not expecting Asmon to start reacting to my laddie Pat

Steal from the poor -> you get rich. Steal from the rich -> you go to prison.

To be fair "mean" is a better term than "mediocrity", mediocrity prescribes some kind of quality to the variable values whereas the mean does not and random variables are not always qualitative.

@habama1077

2 ай бұрын

Exactly. It's entirely possible, that ,,mediocre" didn't come with qualitative connotations hundreds (or just dozens) of years ago.

I deem this man, "Count Deadpanula," such an immaculate blend of dark comedy and deadpan comedy. Truly a feat for the era! *Sips dark tea*

My Netflix got compromised and gets used in the middle east but I always tell Netflix it's me and they don't ban them cuz like fuck Netflix for its lack of password sharing

In my country they did got money from US , world banks etc stuff was never paid back, nor were what was promised ever delivetered. And l can't remember, if Isreal ever "extradited" anyone ever.

Patrick getting the exposure he deserves!

This guy is SAVAGE, and I'm kinda here for it.

The truth is that it is ALL the magazines promote these scammers for a tip, but only Forbes stands out because it is the best known

Deadpan snark coalesced and became Patrick Boyle. I remember reading the piece about Theranos when it came out and I had recently graduated and thinking "Of course she had to drop out, any profesor would shut this 9yo delusion on the spot"

2:42 -- They do seem to be doing a good job of doing law enforcement's job for them though. At this point, if I was law enforcement, I would use Forbes as a resource for who to investigate next, and be done with it. They're consistently 30 for 30 ;).

the super dry deliver of all lines makes this so much better, gods be good

Forbes doesn't just have a fraud problem, it has an intelligence problem 😂

@trueneese8080

Жыл бұрын

You mean an intelligence agency problem? Might be craftier than u realize

@krystinaleecrocker307

Жыл бұрын

Bc it's not ok to just walk around and be like I well I will be her or him today or next month. Normal people don't think like that. It's the original that's smarter and not psycho.. Something needs to be done with them. And they talk bad about drug addicts and s-it. 😮😮😮

@Lobsterwithinternet

Жыл бұрын

More like Wallstreet has a bulls**t problem as Forbes is only playing the game.

I love that Asmon has discovered Boyle

Sidenote: The thing that strikes me about the Icogni ad, and other similar services, is that they are ALSO collecting data on you and essentially centralizing them in their own portfolio. There is one called Rocket Cash or something that I hear about as an ad insert on a certain podcast network, and the thing sounds super sketchy: Finds all the subscriptions, even the ones you forgot about, and helps you manage and delete them to save money. But how can that be, unless they also have access to predatory databases and have all my information to begin with? It's like if the stalker that digs through your trash, also offers a service to buy all your groceries for you, because he knows what you buy. It's SUPER CONVENIENT, because of course he already has all your credit card and identity information. He'll even let himself in, and stock it direct to your fridge while you are at work, because he of course also has keys, whether or not you are paying for this other service.

When you're talking about publicly traded companies, it kinda makes sense. A popular publication praises them and everyone invests, causing the company to become overvalued, the professionals see a collapse coming and get out, which then causes the collapse. In the reverse, negative publicity causes the public to panic and sell, the stock price drops, professionals see a company with decent fundamentals but a run of bad luck, and know it's seriously undervalued so they invest. On top of that a company that had been under performing will often have a change of management and cost cutting measures, they may kill programs they've been experimenting with but haven't been profitable and redouble their focus on their core businesses. A lot of things that can turn a compony around, or they may get bought out, which is usually a good deal for an investor.

It amazes me that the AK47’s creation was essentially the birth of the modern day “assault rifle” style firearm, yet it’s still one of the most prevalent and reliable weapon system on the market by an absolute landslide, only being tailed by the Armalite platform by an overwhelmingly significant lead.

Forbes, 30 criminals under 30

Love his channel ❤ Hallelujah for people that can use proper sources and citations, that know what they’re actually talking about. Also recommend The Plain Bagel, How Money Works and Economics Explained. And f*ck the pest of financial influencers with bogus courses, that probably can’t even do basic accounting let alone give financial advice.

and it's ongoing at this very moment.

If we look at where the wealth concentrated - individuals, corporations, countries - how much of it came from less than legal or even ethical means?

"Do they really think that they are going to get away with it?" Yep, they do. Never assume that you are the smartest person in the room.

Herr Starr always was my favorite character from the Preacher series, good to see him branching out

Finally Asmon reacting to a channel that i watch regularly ツ

Streamer Awards have the same mechanic as magazine covers.

When I first got to Uni that list made me feel really insecure, felt like I was doing nothing with my life. But now that I am approaching my 30s I realise success never happens over night and to keep your success you need wisdom. Success at a young age is nepotism or luck, and neither of that shit is sustainable without the right people around you and a healthy mindset. You can point to Zuckerberg but even he stated that his been coding for almost 8 years before fb.

@gravital2257

Жыл бұрын

Zucker 'berg'

that guy talks like sabine hossenfelder and he doesnt even blink i am scared

what a crossover. worlds are colliding.

Magazine: "This young person will revolutionize the wheel industry!" The person: "The secret is hardwork, drive, and...a little fraud."

He should watch big boss videos, he made one about the Tesla truck

Rules of investing: 1) few make money, most lose money 2) information is money 3) thus few know, many are being told 4) ergo if you know about it, it's too late, and someone wants to dump on you.

We just don't know their names....so freaken true!

The old saying: "Sell on the news, buy on the doom and gloom." Never buy in a bubble.

I love your channel, your comments, your sense of humor but especially your approach to subjects outside of gaming. I wish you’d stray more from gaming ❤

Maybe they put them on the magazine in order to keep them off the investigation trail😂

This dude is a savage. Instant fan.

If you want some nice videos about scams I recommend ColdFusion. The Nikola video was goofy.

Patrick is a maestro of dry humor.

Look at who Forbe's new owners are (China).

That is a nice suit.

This guy's roasts are BRUTAL holyyy... just like Asmond's sometimes. Maybe there's a common denominator between them, can't quite put my finger on it...

Most of the declines of good companies and climbs of bad companies are due to one simple idea... regression to the mean.

@intensellylit4100

10 ай бұрын

Pre-watched

Man is like a robot, a robot with a flame thrower 😂🔥🔥

Oh man, that moment you see Asmon watch a video you watched and thought no one else would see. The content creator deserves the limelight. Cheers,

Companies should weaponise these magazines.

That guys humor is brilliant! So dry. Love it!

Да мошенников сейчас везде и много, звонят и пишут, говорят и показывают... Я думаю что людям надо быть сейчас быть очень осторожными в этом плане.. Не когда не знаешь когда и на кого попадёшь.

I love Patrick Boyles dry as fuck delivery.

Omg, you reviewed one of my favorite finance guy ! He's hilarious and great content from an Europe Hedgefund pov. Asmon subscribed to Patrick!

OR bank crimes just don't get prosecuted... give that a moment to sink in.

I love how Asmon goes into these videos totally in the dark. "Does Forbes have a fraud problem?" Lol . He's definitely gonna be just as fun to watch when he's old,like his dad 🤘

it makes sense. if you're looking to race to the top, you're going to take some risks. and some of those risks might involve breaking the law or committing fraud. forbes isn't looking for fraud. forbes is looking for people displaying explosive growth. and people committing fraud usually make a lot of money... right up until they get caught.

It's called "peaking out"

Destiny did a live stream with Martin Skrelli. Then as usual he burned that bridge.

Glad you are watching patrick, his videos are some of the BEST informational content on youtube. You get to keep up with the latest financial news. Him and 2 minuit papers are some if the best content on youtube to actually be productive

10:25 Stanley Kubrik'ed it!

@21:25 when you are a big investor and you want to sell some of your stocks at a high price, you buy a POSITIVE article in a big magazine, thus making people that don't do their own research and just follow the trend to buy the stock you are selling .... making you a fortune .... On the other side, if you need to buy a stock at a lower price, you BUY A NEGATIVE STORY , making the stock price crash temporarily , giving you good lower entry price for the stock. Then you repeat step one ... then step two after while .... and so on

But Kylie jenner is still out there... And she was in the forbes cover... Where the curse at??

omg i love patrick boyle and i love asmongold- i didnt realise you would wind up intersecting!

I think the speed in which these people make their millions is a big factor why so many end up in prison. Usually when someone gets rich unnaturally fast it’s because they’re breaking the law

Lol you cannot run or hold office when are in custody/ward (currently serving a sentence) of the state Asmond.

The cover of Forbes... Is the DoJ hitlist.

I LOVE this guy’s delivery lol. He casually and professionally roasted everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

there is no AI

Patrick Boyle is savage, love it!

It's not a magazine curse...it's most rich people get there by being liars and scammers

Irony is imagine SBF played by the rules, he might be standing beside Elon Musk right now. It was really wasted potential.

Patrick Boyle is amazing

As I get older and older, I realize its practically impossible for the average joe to ethically accrue millions. A billionaire is a moral failing of our priorities at the individual and societal levels.

This guy is staring into my soul and it's hypnotic

This guy's humor is making me thirsty.