"enjoy your pamphlet" is my new favorite passive aggressive phrase

@richardwhatley4009

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

@PurpleHeartE54

3 жыл бұрын

Hello "Blanc" :3

@TeakCrayfish26

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp (idk why i had to say this)

@creatorcoleycougar_persona4706

3 жыл бұрын

My real name is Cole O_O

@gmurillo20

3 жыл бұрын

What was your last one?

Bruh... Imagine getting a literal business booklet for christmas... Santa: I'm sorry little one, but this... does put a smile on my face...

@smellycat3861

3 жыл бұрын

[Looks in stocking] [Sees booklet] [Happiness noise] Mom: What is it? Me: I GOT A SCIENCE BOOKLET Mom: You need therapy, nerd

@HI-lt7ko

3 жыл бұрын

I would just curse santa like my life depended on it if I was still a kid

@podthereal

3 жыл бұрын

@@ace_wash8363 nice pfp... beegasm

@administratorsuperuser139

3 жыл бұрын

imagine santa actually does that for every kid instead of presents this year. if he does then... Me: Oh look! Theres God with his shotgun again!

@benjaminlore6633

3 жыл бұрын

as revenge, i would call the police because there is a strange man who has millions of breaking and enterings on his hands

I've actually eaten fresh cacao beans. They're not that bad. They tast nothing like chocolate, but they do have a coffee-like bitterness to them. I would never regularly have them as a snack, but if there was a bowl of them at a party (for some weird reason) I'd take a few.

@ricardocruz4235

Жыл бұрын

Speaking of the coffee comparison, it’s interesting how the flavor of cacao can differ substantially. I generally consider anything over ~75% bitter tasting, but I had a Chocolove bar that was 88% extra dark whose cacao had such a full and fruity flavor it didn’t even taste bitter at all.

@MK-he3qq

5 ай бұрын

I'm not sure what you taste buds call bitter but, as someone who is kind of snobby if it comes to chocolate and has eaten quite a few pure chocolate beans, and self made roasted chocolate beans and nibs and 100% chocolate, and doesn't like it if something tastes bitter The skin of chocolate beans you can buy have sometimes- or often gone bad, and since they are a bit bitter, and stuff that has gone bad often has a stronger, but kind of wrong taste the whole bean tastes bitter. so if you eat the bean without the skin, or just as nibs, or some that haven't gone bad yet they don't really taste very bitter and a lot more like chocolate- of course it also comes down to the kind of bean, how it was for example roasted and where it grew (Apparently you can sometimes taste which other plants grew close to the cacao tree if you have a good 100% chocolate, my mum and I tried it once with a few chocolates and we had a pretty good success rate) Aaaaand I want chocolate, dang it

You know reaching the end when he says "it's all a food theory" after hearing facts thrown around makes me go "umm no it isn't, literally most if not all you said is true"

@andrealoakman9009

Жыл бұрын

same

@minerdxxd733

Жыл бұрын

its their branding, its kinda hard not to say it

@Rune.the.therian

Жыл бұрын

It’s his catchphrase

@KillerKatz12

11 ай бұрын

Ye but he managed to say it after a hypothetical situation.

This video: "Chocolate is a LIE!" Fans: "What isn't at this point."

@XIVs_abyss

3 жыл бұрын

yyyuuurp

@Dripjeet

3 жыл бұрын

Soo true

@vikinggamer7727

3 жыл бұрын

Everything is a lie,

@eleboyele1302

3 жыл бұрын

Watch matpat makes a video saying the cake isn't a lie

@geniusgamer3840

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate is a lie because everything is cake :)

"Cole, is it? What a coincidence" SAVAGE

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

You are BRILLIANT, Miranda :)

@Hose_10

3 жыл бұрын

H

@andreicanubida16yearsago9

3 жыл бұрын

E

@coleisfinagle

3 жыл бұрын

@Addie Figueroa cole

@neenjaman1658

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Remembered that one time a vet told me my dog will be fine after I cried to him about how my dog ate some hershys chocolate. The vet deadass went "its ok, there's not much real chocolate in there"

2:00 as a dutch person chocolate letters / chocoladeletters are a gift to children at a special holiday called Sinterklaas. Its basicly the same as X mas but a lil different. Kids place thier shoo and get a gift from it. Then we also eat something called kruid noten and indeed also chocolate letters

@doc1692

Жыл бұрын

Cool

Other KZreadrs: Canceling influencers Matpat: Canceling chocolate

@epfaz6008

3 жыл бұрын

#CancelChocolate

@MVOGEL427

3 жыл бұрын

#cancellife

@weirdestname7800

3 жыл бұрын

#cancelanxiety

@river6048

3 жыл бұрын

#cancelme

@DeadPanTV

3 жыл бұрын

#cancelthepersonreadingthis

This doesn’t seem like a theory, seems more like an expose.

@LeatherKing6688

3 жыл бұрын

This whole channel is like that. "Food outing"

@ratoh1710

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he's kinda stuck with the "theory" branding at this point

@alexanderperez2254

3 жыл бұрын

Yea kind of

@casparjackson4075

3 жыл бұрын

This IS an expose

@1hyugaclan1

3 жыл бұрын

Just here to make this comment a quadruple six.

In the Netherlands we call "chocolate bars" that's under the guidelines of naming it chocolate "cocoa fantasy". Koetjesreep (or cowbar) is a perfect example. This was a candybar that tasted like chocolate but there isn't enough in it to call it legally "chocolate".

Looks like my state’s favorite Christmas candy is M&Ms. I did buy some Christmas Mini M&Ms for baking Christmas cookies and topping fudge.

At this rate matpat is gonna prove everything is fake and we are living in a simulation.

@earlytumblr

3 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFT

@NickyExists

3 жыл бұрын

its just like the simulations oh wait-

@tralecs8236

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, i'd be fine if it was a simulation.

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.... We are tho.

@GG42069

3 жыл бұрын

What does candy corn and or rain deer corn taste like? I'm from Europe.

If chocolate is a lie, then the whole of Willy Wonka's factory must be a few hundred war crimes.

@bjp4869

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah... That's not really much of a secret...

@lasinhouseinthetrees1928

3 жыл бұрын

good comment very nice have a nice day

@mabrown666

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nHhslbOah9yefKw.html&ab_channel=TheFilmTheorists

@grizlisid22

3 жыл бұрын

they are just regular crimes

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

Not war crimes. Just safety crimes

I dont wanna sound offended, I just wanna share what I've learned in some baking channels I've watched..Fake chocolate or---mocklate (Im sorry that made me laugh a little) isn't exactly a bad thing--I found out that some bakers use fake chocolate to decorate cakes, its said that it melts slower so its good for making very thin decorations. Anyway I love your content and I subbed to all 3 beautiful channels. You're the reason I still have a brain ☺☺☺

Imagine Santa, a practically mythical being that goes around the world in every house in a few hours questions the ethics of your hot chocolate and then, instead of giving you presents or even lumps of coal, you get a pamphlet on chocolate making/how to find fake chocolate

Mat-Pat’s two alter ego’s: Theory Man. Dad-Pat. Oldest Alter Ego: *FNAF lore victim.*

@myrmatta1

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Stank-Pat

@mintrydoesstuff9221

3 жыл бұрын

that’s 3

@master0fthearts894

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrmatta1 Stank-Pat? I don’t think Smelly Mat-Pat exists. However, I didn’t mention the dark, symbiotic, evil reflection of Mat-Pat: *Matty-Patty*

@loyaltheoristgirl1018

3 жыл бұрын

I thought MadPat/Antimatter was there lol. And DadPat? I think I'll be including that in my book

@master0fthearts894

3 жыл бұрын

@@loyaltheoristgirl1018 Well, it’s quite obvious from the Doki-Doki playthroughs that Matty-Patty is truly evil, and although I won’t argue against the credibility of Antimatter and Mad-Pat, Matty-Patty was caught on screen multiple times and called evil by Mat-Pat himself. Also, nice that you understood that reference, loyal theorist fellow.

"Way to set that bar low USA" is the most honest American thing that can be said.

@krobusstardew4139

3 жыл бұрын

We set the bar low, then don't meet it anyway. That is the way of 'MERICA

@Pikachu-vj5jr

3 жыл бұрын

Its weird how addicted everyone is when it comes to america. There are worse countries that aren't talked about. Weird.

@SirLangstalotProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Well that’s dae American wae

@HI-lt7ko

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good pun if you don't get it it's "bar" lmao I don't know if that was a pun tho

@lloydwoodward9053

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, I’d rather have a whatchamacallit than baking chocolate

I love how SantaPat doesn't even take the hot cocoa or hot chocolate and just walks out the door

I've never heard of "Reindeer Corn", but I'm not surprised it exists, because I've seen Valentine's Day themed candy corn, sadly I don't remember what it was called, probably "Love corn" or something

“Your chocolate bar was made by child labor... *but that’s just a theory, a FOOD THEORY* “

@HerbProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Edit: grammar. I didn’t do very good in English class

@BROWNMAGIK1

3 жыл бұрын

fOod ThEOry

@RCBackstaber

3 жыл бұрын

Theory: a system of ideas to explain something. He is allowed to put facts together to explain his Theory on Chocolate and “Mockolate”

@turnip8749

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a theory with some brands unfortunately

@losingweightisfun9908

3 жыл бұрын

you're right

Imagine your name being cole and Santa goes “What a coincidence!”

@internetdumbass8422

3 жыл бұрын

@@sekoseko7150 nice try,aint clicking that

@AdventuresGaming

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@colephillips9866

3 жыл бұрын

My name is Cole lol

@TeamLegacyFTW

3 жыл бұрын

CoinciDANCE!*

@billy_3859

3 жыл бұрын

@@internetdumbass8422 b

8:53 - Mockolate

0:33 I make hot chocolate by melting dark chocolate, I started it when I was a kid, probably around 7. I’m 20 years older, and still do it. I use chocolate bars meant for baking, so they’re really dark. It’s great when it’s winter here in Norway. Everyone said you couldn’t melt it into a good liquid, but put some milk in, and a bit of cream (and it’s weird, but I put a tiny bit of water in to melt it before I add milk), it turns out so good if you use Norwegian chocolate. I haven’t even changed the way I make it that much, the way I did it the first time was already perfect.

some chocolate might be a lie but i'll still shove it down my gullet everyday

@TeeV479

3 жыл бұрын

Patterrz?!?!?!

@FonVegen

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, Patterrz! Loved your cameo in the opening bit here!

@kapitan762x54R

3 жыл бұрын

Every day!? That is REALLY bad for you.

@donkey_rickmanofficial5791

3 жыл бұрын

Ah. Didn’t expect to see you here

@silverduk

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Matpat: "Your cake is a LIE!" "Chocolate is a LIE!" Me: "What's next … water?"

@Keysmit

3 жыл бұрын

I mean one water company puts salt in their water so you buy more because you get more thirsty

@catreese4515

3 жыл бұрын

Well...that overpriced bottle of spring water may not be spring water.

@ultimapower6950

3 жыл бұрын

Your water is a LIE the movie coming in June 9 2025

@laliguptha2000

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he kind of already did that in a film theory episode

@tundraart2693

3 жыл бұрын

Well water isn’t 100% h20. A lot of it has fluoride in it and the rest super salty. So water is a lie technically.

As an Arkansan, I honestly have no excuse for the starbursts. All I can say, is once I was stressed out, sitting in the hallway in middle school, because my class was basically sceaming and I had undiagnosed ADHD and cared about my grades, honestly sitting out of the classroom barely helped. I was doing busywork when a substitute I recognized walked by, and saw me. She asked if everything was okay, and I lightly vented about my frustrations. She was in a hurry to get to her classroom, but she gave me something before she turned the corner. A starburst. A pink one too. Now anytime I see starbursts, a candy I'm generally meh about, I get a happy memory and wanna get some. They were a pretty common school candy to offer from peers and from teachers as rewards, since they wouldn't melt, and were unlikely to cause a mess.

As an Arkansan, I can say we do in fact give and receive starburst a lot. I never questioned it until now. I personal favorite candy to get however is gummy life savers and/or dots.

The gist of Food Theory: Everything you think you know about food is wrong. Everything.

@alexandrite6028

3 жыл бұрын

forget everything you think you know

@littlered3493

3 жыл бұрын

........lmao...yup

@chuahseongteik4488

3 жыл бұрын

Next video title: kechup wasn't suppose to have tomato in it

@NamelessKing1597

3 жыл бұрын

Begone Bot

@b05-decastromariuskievh.48

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Every single thing.

I live in Georgia and I've NEVER heard of, much less eaten "reindeer corn" before this video

@omegalightning5715

3 жыл бұрын

It's like caramel apple corn.

@aesenathprisme6788

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I was very confused when I saw it as Georgia's top Christmas candy.

@lindalandrum9232

3 жыл бұрын

The kids put it out with Santa's cookies for his reindeer to eat. Apparently it's a thing.

@amarican3530

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Louisiana and have barely ever eaten holiday Pez

@yogawarriorgirl

3 жыл бұрын

Same! And I love candy corn! But someone's eating it. Someone's eating enough to call it the most popular candy in the state.

5:15 that explains whenever I try American chocolate it tastes so weird compared to the British chocolates I eat lmao

@nobo86

Жыл бұрын

Cadburys is the only good chocolate. British people rule at chocolate making

@kaenryuuart543

Жыл бұрын

That could also be the difference in the chocolate making process. If you have time go check out adam ragusea’s video on chocolate.

@buschwolf4881

Жыл бұрын

​@@nobo86 What about Swiss Chocolate ?

@nobo86

Жыл бұрын

@@buschwolf4881 lindt and other Swiss chocolate is really good

Toney's Chocoloney is SUPER DELICIOUS for anyone that is hesitant to try it. The packaging and the mold they pour the chocolate into is super fun

@scorogarola

2 ай бұрын

Lonely.

Me: *eating "chocolate" while I watch* *Starts sweating nervously*

@zinxxo7202

3 жыл бұрын

was it chocolate? or was it mockolate?

@thebe_stone

3 жыл бұрын

but why tho? just because it not real chocholate doesnt mean it will hurt you

@jazlynnacosta5520

3 жыл бұрын

what kind🤨

@BenjiM514

3 жыл бұрын

“Chocolate”

@administratorsuperuser139

3 жыл бұрын

Matpat: You yee'd your last haw lol

Me: *watches food theory* Food Theory: You’re supporting child slavery

@anoyint

3 жыл бұрын

Get Tony's chocoloney then: Slavery free, and tastes better than any chocolate bar I've ever had.

@shasshybear9222

3 жыл бұрын

Nestle just defended their child slavery in court the other day

@Robotlien

3 жыл бұрын

@@anoyint gonna have to get me a bar

@ritawant1063

3 жыл бұрын

نس

@wecsam

3 жыл бұрын

Sigh, it seems like everything that I enjoy has terrible implications these days.

One thing I noticed, when you showed the two sides comparing the bars that are chocolate and those that aren’t, the ones that aren’t are the ones that I’ve never heard of. Makes me wonder if that’s why they’re not sold here in the UK…?

The intros are always perfect. Never fails to entertain!

Candy: * exists * Matpat: LIES

@canobeans4712

3 жыл бұрын

yo my name is candy, now im questioning my existence xD

@Roeclean

3 жыл бұрын

@@canobeans4712 your Beans😐😐😐

@maybetullah

3 жыл бұрын

LIES, DECEPTION

@marcelzdrahala8095

3 жыл бұрын

Everything: “exists” Matpat: “THATS JUST A THEORY”

@absolutepotato1364

3 жыл бұрын

@@Roeclean your not wrong

My mom actually taught me how to spot mockolate when I was a kid. She was showing me how to pick a tasty Easter bunny and not a cute one made with mockolate. Since then, I’ve been a discerning chocolate consumer.

@CReeseMLP_OW

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful - Gordon Ramsay

@fernandoa589

3 жыл бұрын

Which ones would you suggest?

@frankzhang866

3 жыл бұрын

@@fernandoa589 anything that is a well known or respected brand.

@varuraptor7079

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankzhang866 did you not watch the video? Butterfingers are very well known but don’t have enough chocolate.

@SurotaOnishi

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't care less if it's chocolate or mockolate. It all tastes delicious and I'll have it any day of the week

always love the chatoic intro and the whole video aswell please keep posting more we all love you

I like how the agreement companies had to sign was to "reduce" their reliance on child labor and not eliminate it, they know these companies pretty much rely on this and you know someone had to lobby in favor of keeping child labor.

Me who's never heard of reindeer corn before: *Nervously Sweating*

@uselessweeb6505

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@brandonwarner3732

3 жыл бұрын

Same

After watching this, "Chocolate" doesn't even sound like a word anymore...

@CLfreak246

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like buying a chocolate bar now after watching this.

@anoyint

3 жыл бұрын

@@CLfreak246 Buy Tony's Chocoloney. Best Chocolate Ever.

@andreafraustoz

3 жыл бұрын

dark chocolate- hold my cacao

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

Precisely! You are BRILLIANT, Jacob :)

Tony's chocoloney is amazing and I highly recommend the pretzel and hazelnut bars

Happy holidays yeah 🎄🎅!

"Chocolate Flavored" is a huge giveaway.

@SOMEONE-pr8qp

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@leaael1203

3 жыл бұрын

I remember buying come 'chocolate' to make chocolate covered strawberries but was confused at the taste it tasted like sugar then I noticed it said 'chocolate flavored candy" or sum like that

“Chocolate is a lie” Willy Wonka: *intense sweating*

@ethanwagner6418

3 жыл бұрын

Wonka chocolate candy is 99% legally defined chocolate and

@supergamer1

3 жыл бұрын

i thought the cake is a lie

@aftonsandco.9847

3 жыл бұрын

@@supergamer1 chocolate cake

@supergamer1

3 жыл бұрын

@Aftons And Co. no triple mocklate cake

@lactomine81

3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanwagner6418 that made me laugh cause i watched the movie

Reindeer corn is something I learned about because of the mention in this video. I have never had it but knowing that its simply Christmas themed candy corn is all I need to know I'd hate it.

As someone who was eaten the seeds, the goop around them actually is very good and tastes somewhat like chocolate

Theory: Santa kidnaps children to make them slaves. They are called "elves."

@Suprkpa

3 жыл бұрын

Search for christmas SCPs

@ray-sx8wg

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no, Get this theory out my mind..

@kaid4480

3 жыл бұрын

Do the exact same thing

@kaid4480

3 жыл бұрын

Jk

@chaoticnote

3 жыл бұрын

The Yuleman cometh for thee.

MatPat: “You know about Reindeer Corn, right?” Me: “Reindeer what?”

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

Same. You are an AWESOME person, Fixed 211 :)

@jefforydahmersdeodorant3838

3 жыл бұрын

You know, the Christmas colored nibblets that get shat out by reindeer

@goldenbananas1389

3 жыл бұрын

i had the exact same reaction

@enavoid6285

3 жыл бұрын

Reindeer P-

@sertackartal9180

3 жыл бұрын

@Enavoid Oh no

Ah, yes, the perfect video to watch while eating my chocolate that I’ve been saving for a month…

It's interesting that I have heard of pretty much all of the authentic chocolates that you mentioned, but the ones that are mocklates were foreign to me and I don't think they're sold in my country.

It’s kinda ironic that most of the Food Theory videos are not “just a theory” but actually cold hard facts 😂

@kristophia7310

3 жыл бұрын

@@astorionsmith6377 WHAT DO I SAY NO YES???????????????????????????

@andyacheson7313

3 жыл бұрын

food theory might become food facts, lol

@artloveranimation

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought the last part was gonna say they're not food 😂 cause that would be ironic

@abdurahmanpelletier8134

3 жыл бұрын

yep what matpat needs is tech theory so he can theorize how robots are going to take over the world.

@exhibente6803

3 жыл бұрын

It’s food for thought

Next theory: LEFT OR RIGHT TWIX, ARE THEY THE SAME

@Btbjack_savage2

3 жыл бұрын

That was a silly propaganda made by the company to get people into buying twix, I am your 16th like btw.

@Prysmatication

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the fact and the like

@Btbjack_savage2

3 жыл бұрын

@@Prysmatication Yea there is a lot of smart people on Reddit.

@paxarcana5811

3 жыл бұрын

We need a blind taste test for this

@Btbjack_savage2

3 жыл бұрын

@@paxarcana5811 I think the real chocolate would be more bitter so it would be easy to tell which one tastes better aka which is mocklet.

Had so much fun watching this video ❤️

If Santa was a passive aggressive scientist

I refuse to believe that my state had “reindeer corn” never even heard of that or seen it in stores. Alabama explain

@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489

3 жыл бұрын

same. I am from Michigan

@thephoenixedits7213

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you've never had reindeer corn?

@thephoenixedits7213

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 you should look at the tourist traps. Walmart doesn't usually carry it

@Bowhunter1987

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichangednametoamorecringyo1489 Same here. I am a Michigander, and never once, ever here about reindeer candy corn. Michigan, as a citizen of our ..... mediocre skipped over state, you have explaining to do.

@combatdylan4733

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. I'm from Georgia and I've never heard of reindeer corn, what gives?

Food Theory: *Makes a video that will ruin my childhood* Me: [Softly] Don't

@ho_ody8492

3 жыл бұрын

No mat pat

@SOMEONE-pr8qp

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@SandraPerez-xz5jp

3 жыл бұрын

this helped my childhood and im still in it

@olixil68

3 жыл бұрын

Game Theory: Ruins your childhood games Film Theory: Ruins your favorite movies and shows Food Theory: Ruins your tasty foods TL;DR: MatPat seems to have a thing against his audience

@dhilipans5412

3 жыл бұрын

@@olixil68 same with his sponsors . Sad that he will get none

0:30 Ohhhh yeaaa 'Mataclaus' we are getting cold HERE.

According to your map there,Michigan’s favourite is rain deer corn. However, as someone who lives in Michigan, I have never heard of or seen it.

Teacher: What do u want to be want to do when u grow up Matpat: I want to ruin everything that kids thought they knew

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious joke, Link_Blaze! You are BRILLIANT :)

@ni__wolf143

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherTheory You again...

I don’t think that I ever realized how much I like hearing the word “chocolate”. 😂😂

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

**Chocolate intensifies :)** You are an AWESOME person, That One Person :)

@thatoneperson8593

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherTheory Ahh! You’re sweet, BTP!!! You seem like the amazing one :’’’)💖💖! I hope that you’re having a good day, because your comment made mine a lot better! : )

@informationnotavailable6433

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrotherTheory Are you being nice, or simping?

@theonabailey7646

3 жыл бұрын

@@informationnotavailable6433 nice

@bluelightning3290

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate

2:04 I have that but I only get my first initial... for now

Lol coming back to this is very crazy in nostalgia with hard deep facts

The fact that you used your platform to speak out for people in modern-day slavery instead of pretending like it doesn't exist speaks volumes of your character. On behalf of my brothers and sisters in West Africa, thank you. The one who truly sets people free will not forget this.

@Lumberjack_king

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@corycarlson3846

2 жыл бұрын

no one in the video said anything about slavery. they said child labor. thing is these kids get paid. slavery is work with no pay. if these kids don't work, their family doesn't eat.

@Nadie47

2 жыл бұрын

@@corycarlson3846 This comment is just sad.

@zeptilebirdy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nadie47 quite disappointing

@corycarlson3846

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nadie47 yes but also reality. people have to survive. lazy people starve to death. they dont have welfare.

My name is Cole, and I deeply resent you for making the coal joke that I heard every holiday season of my childhood.

@karttikeyagoddanti8299

3 жыл бұрын

It must be a nightmare I feel very sorry for you

@carlamuffin

3 жыл бұрын

I have a freind named Cole and they go through the same thing

@kimcollins1743

3 жыл бұрын

awww ok

@eltonjohnson557

3 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for you

@shuvelstone1331

3 жыл бұрын

That must hurt, my name is stupid so i get it a little.

It’s hilarious how Matthew was mean enough to call us idiot sandwiches but not give a child coal

As me being allergic to cocoa I was not suprised by this video at all And for that here's a little story: I was in Elementry school and we got these little fudge cake things with "choclate" cream so I checked if I could eat it and guess what? Only 0.346% of it was actually cocoa.

"And it tastes- well, it has a taste." Genius. Now I finally have something to say when I don't like someone's cooking but I don't want to offend them.

@kathyw7369

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think that will work for cooking. You may have to say "flavorful."

@tiredcursedapple1732

3 жыл бұрын

After I watched this video I got Hershey’s chocolate

@emptytrashben2375

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t

@donny9870

3 жыл бұрын

Yes do it

@randomanimations1621

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck is reindeer corn?¿

In all my 29 years of living in Georgia I have never heard of reindeer corn until now

@r0llntider

3 жыл бұрын

Same for Bama, they must have surveyed like 3 people from each state and got the only 3 people that eat that mess

@ar12sniperwolf58

3 жыл бұрын

Rilly

@shelbyconners2127

2 жыл бұрын

Sameeeee

@jaydenloner6811

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@maxfujawa1345

2 жыл бұрын

Same but Michigan

2:04 i love that it is just more candy

I know Reindeer Corn. I wish more stores in my area sold it around Christmas time.

As someone from Michigan a “reindeer corn favoritism” state, I can confirm I have never heard of reindeer corn

@bronationgamingultimate6760

3 жыл бұрын

i just went to the store today and i saw no reindeer corn ;-;

@JamesDooley82

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, not sure where this exists.

@trapjack46

3 жыл бұрын

I currently live in Michigan and reindieer corn is good

@theduck7240

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Grigori7

3 жыл бұрын

Same fam

Mat pat the man who didn't stop at your childhood, he's ruining chocolate now.

@itshappyhyrda3970

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I put Hershey kisses in my hot chocolate so it still counts

@oligb1469

3 жыл бұрын

@@itshappyhyrda3970 You said that and I can taste the diabetes now

@neweden8755

3 жыл бұрын

A comma would be nice. Almost had a stroke reading this

@oligb1469

3 жыл бұрын

@@neweden8755 Done! Also how's the smell of burnt toast?

@blueangel6781

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't mean to all he wants to do is make theory videos

I’m from Arkansas and have never seen nor heard of people eating Starburst as a Christmas candy

My favorite candy bar is Butterfinger and I'm sad that it's made with "mockolate". Or I would be if I didn't like it more for it's peanut butter (which might actually be fake now that I think of it).

Every Food Theory title ever: (Insert a food here) IS A LIE!

@akkorosie

3 жыл бұрын

SUBWAY BREAD IS A LIE! YOUR CAKE IS A LIE! and next...EATING IS A LIE

@loganlopez832

3 жыл бұрын

FOOD IS A LIE

@erenerikci3263

3 жыл бұрын

Meat is a lie! Insert vegan food or cultured meat

@snowleopard5881

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@snowleopard5881

3 жыл бұрын

@@akkorosie He’s gonna say that food is actually *insert something random*

"chocolate. sweet chocolate. i remember when they first invented chocolate" *"ive always hated it."*

@commander_eaa2862

3 жыл бұрын

did you say... CHOCOLATE!!!

@luigiman64

3 жыл бұрын

Well this chocolate is not for eating it's for-

@PearlPredator

3 жыл бұрын

Chocolate may be fake but... At least mayonnaise is an instrument

@FizzySugarStar

3 жыл бұрын

@@luigiman64 you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever

@quinnzyker6521

3 жыл бұрын

@@commander_eaa2862 with or without nuts

For the first time, I heard something called Reindeer corn. The only type of candy corn is the ones from Halloween! 😅

2:00 wow, i get a chocolate letter every year from my Oma and I actually had no idea why, I just assumed it was something she did on her own, but we are dutch so now it all makes sense XD

I am gonna watch this after new year just in case my Christmas is ruined

@sosgrosil1085

3 жыл бұрын

Well its 2020, sooooo it will be.

@PJFALLS838

3 жыл бұрын

2021 better be good cus I’m miss my friend like I’m even getting a Present

@larwin786

3 жыл бұрын

But then you won't be able to pre-emptively unruin it.

@microwavegum

3 жыл бұрын

Would it be a bad time to say that Mars, Nestle, and Hershey failed to protect children from harvest their Cocoa. They broke their promises just last year.

@k_y9225

3 жыл бұрын

I will remind you

Me: “who wants some chocolate?” Food theorists: *get that mockolate away from me*

@therealcroutongod

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@-spritecat7334

3 жыл бұрын

LOL... Pssht!

@kat.6536

3 жыл бұрын

Is it me or have I not realized I had 400 likes on a stupid comment?

@kat.6536

3 жыл бұрын

Out of any comment I didn’t think it would be this one but thanks

@xushandong9734

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *laughs in vodka*

Imagine being called Cole and Santa says “Cole that’s a coincidence that’s what your getting”

The way MatPat pronounced "chocoladeletter" made me smile Also, fun fact: people usually try to give you the first letter of your name. Also fun fact: Even though some letters may have more line than others, the people who make them have to make sure that each letter, no matter which one, has the same amount of chocolate in it. Edit: Oh, Mat DID say their initials... Well, usually it is just one letter, and most usually it's the initial of your first name, not your last name. For me that would be an M, not an O.

Who names their kid " That fake chocolate your eating!"

@administratorsuperuser139

3 жыл бұрын

idk a idiott?

@droidixbacon

3 жыл бұрын

*raises hand*

@alvduong

3 жыл бұрын

@@droidixbacon *slient kid raises hand*

@a3th3rzzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvduong don't call me out

@Chastikan

3 жыл бұрын

@@astorionsmith6377 I can look at every comment you’ve posted on this channel and you are pathetic the same links over and over with bait

We just gonna look over the fact the agreement said “reduce their reliance” instead of stop doing it?

@rosemali3022

3 жыл бұрын

Capitalism gonna capitalism y'all. ... Ps. Eat the rich

@christrontherobot4100

3 жыл бұрын

whats the fucking point then

@talitali6092

3 жыл бұрын

@@christrontherobot4100 Looking over the fact or eating the rich?

@Speed001

3 жыл бұрын

@@christrontherobot4100 The point is that it's impossible to completely stop cold turkey. You can't compete as a business if you're doing all your work in America. So you make small changes that add up over time. Just like taking small steps to improve your life, or saving for retirement. It's the little things that'll add up over time. Even a 1% reduction would probably mean millions or hundreds of thousands of dollars not going towards child labor. BUT, now who's paying these kids what they need to survive? There's a REASON they're working to start with. Thus even stopping the use of child labor completely doesn't solve the ROOT of the issue. It's too much for me to explain in one comment.

@leirawhitehart1236

3 жыл бұрын

@@Speed001 yeah, that really seems more like an issue for the countries they live in to work on, rather than us though. Because while yes, I can agree that companies shouldn't use child labor, the companies aren't the problem, they're moreso just taking advantage of the problem (which, don't get me wrong, isn't much better really). And I mean, child slavery obviously isn't good, and companies shouldn't be complicit in those things, but it's the people who actually run those countries who need to make the decision to ban it like we did, and fix the issues that led to children having to work like that in the first place. Because you're probably right, those kids are working for a reason, and the sooner their governments can solve that reason, the sooner these kids don't have to work anymore, and can just be kids. Hopefully they can figure out those issues, where they come from and how to fix them, because yeah, that's not good. Children shouldn't be dealing with hard labor like that...

the fruit is absolutely amazing and if you get a chance please go try some fresh. it dosnt transport well

Even before the intro kicks in matpat still got me questioning everything

I've never heard of "reindeer corn", but it looks like someone wadded up a fruit roll-up.

@RedBreadToastyYT

3 жыл бұрын

Reindeer corn is basically candy corn recolored to look christmasy

@Endershock1678

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, wtf is christmas corn. I've never seen it in any store I've ever been in.

@randomanimations1621

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously what the🦊 is reindeer corn

I just realized the pun when he said low “bar”

@theroyalbunch9622

3 жыл бұрын

What's the pun

@zombieman34

3 жыл бұрын

@@theroyalbunch9622 bar like a chocolate bar

@blueangel6781

3 жыл бұрын

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

@blueangel6781

3 жыл бұрын

I now will be friends with him till the end of tim

@blueangel6781

3 жыл бұрын

I now will be friends with him till the end of time

2:01 NAH THE WAY HE PRONOUNCED THIS BTW I AM DUTCH AND THIS KILLED ME- 😂😂😂

Can we all agree that Matt Pat would be the best Santa

all my life ive been eating fake Chocolate

@THEMATT222

3 жыл бұрын

F

@hanulu1

3 жыл бұрын

F

@ewaempicka3974

3 жыл бұрын

F

@alessandroseverino8222

3 жыл бұрын

Most of child chocolale isen't acutally chocolate, doubt kids might enjoy the natural bitter aftertaste

@jsjsmwkshhxhd7403

3 жыл бұрын

@@alessandroseverino8222 COCA-COLA hahahkzread.info/dash/bejne/ZGZ5pM6Rhqibcto.html

Reindeer corn is Rhode Island’s favorite candy, and yet as a Rhode Islander, I have never heard of or even seen reindeer corn😂

@girafarig7859

3 жыл бұрын

Yep can confirm apparently here in Michigan it's the same but I've lived here all my life and never heard of it 😅

@coolguy5133

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, by the map, it is an Alabama favorite, and I ain't ever heard of it. And to be honest, it looks like a Christmas version of the world's most shittist Halloween candy.

@raoularmagnac2037

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolguy5133 I'm sorry! But I respectfully beg to differ! I just LOVE candy corn! In fact, Candy corn and Peeps are my two favorite candies! 🍭🌽

@jacobcoady8852

3 жыл бұрын

Reindeer corn is Michigan's favorite candy. And yet, as a Michigander, I have never heard of or seen reindeer corn.

@Callie_Padrick

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from Virginia and I’ve never heard of it lol

This was a really informative video. Fr, idk why but it all makes sense to me lol

I’ve never heard of cans of reindeer corn before but I would like to try it I love your videos

Raindeer corn: *Top Christmas candy in my state* Me: "Wtf is reindeer corn?"

@BrotherTheory

3 жыл бұрын

Same. What is that? You are THE BEST, Maxwell :)

@CeliaDeVeaux

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr! I’ve live in Virginia all my life, and I’ve never even heard of it.

@bigmike4342

3 жыл бұрын

SAME! Never heard of this stuff in my life.

@austinsikand4157

3 жыл бұрын

lived in va my whole life never seen it

@airigone1257

3 жыл бұрын

I was born in Virginia and raised in Georgia.. two states that his sources claim favor this stuff and I've never heard of it

Omg you saying “chocoladeletter” made my day ten times better! I love it when non-dutch people try to say Dutch words!

@skyelardegroot2978

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same, I immediately dove into the comments to find fellow dutchies

@tommyhicks4510

3 жыл бұрын

Dutch or Deutch

@kipsate3376

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@Lientje18

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that is amazing

@Dynogamer50

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Tis the season for FOOD THEORY 😎

Not from Louisiana but me and my brothers always got matching pez dispenses in our stocking Some set I remember Are Jake, Izzy, Cuby Minnie, Pluto and goofy Coookie monster, elmo and big bird It still fun now we're older seeing what set we got